WHAT IS UP WITH MY ALGORITHM PART 24

Added: 2026-05-12

[00:00:00]So, I was reading this article about a missing woman found after her heavily filtered photos made her unrecognizable on her own posters. So, this right here, this photo was put out uh saying, "We're trying to find her." Okay. Obviously, um you know, she's going to look similar to it. Um and then she was found and then they released the photos of that.

[00:00:24]>> Who the hell is that?

[00:00:27]My only question is who the heck figured that out? Who they got working at that police department? Batman or Sherlock Holmes?

[00:00:34]>> It's unwise to condemn what we don't understand.

[00:00:37]>> I would have never figured that one out, but it's that time of the month again, y'all. Let's get into my algorithm part 24.

[00:00:49]What it look like TV?

[00:00:50]>> I am back. What it do, baby? YouTube's own Varnell Hill.

[00:00:56]>> Did you miss me?

[00:00:58]>> Your very own spokesman for the Insidians. We're inside and we're comfortable.

[00:01:03]>> They're so comfortable.

[00:01:04]>> And I'm back with another one. And y'all know exactly what time it is. It's my algorithm time. And if you're new around here, it's 23 other editions before this one. This is just when I clean the computer out or all the clips that I couldn't fit in any other videos, put them all in one video, and I give them to y'all. So, let's just get the day started. 71 days until kickoff. In other news, pregnant woman arrested after the baby in her womb shot two people and a straight cat. The two males both in their teams listed in stable condition, whereas the cat was sent off to the Chinese store. The suspect was caught but had nothing to say.

[00:01:39]>> Known on Instagram as Lil Fetus, he was recently tracked down after his most recent Instagram post, sliding out the womb, trying to put Kyrie in that tune.

[00:01:49]And when we come back, do you like Big John's? Well, Lizo is coming to town.

[00:02:17]Oh, >> somebody.

[00:02:19]>> He needs some milk.

[00:02:29]>> Damn.

[00:02:31]You okay?

[00:02:35]>> Said help.

[00:02:39]>> My nightmare as a big white [ __ ] is a skinny black man. Hear me out. I know it sounds crazy, but baby, we can't go to the mall. Not together. Because you and I are not beating the allegations of them thinking you're with me for my tax money. Get your mother hands off my waist while I'm paying. Have me out here looking slow.

[00:03:03]>> Baby, I look like your bodyguard. And y'all looking at me like I kidnapped him. It's a synchronized double take for me. Baby, I told you I was built like a widebody scatp pack when you met me. Big husky ass.

[00:03:15]>> Summertime is coming or summertime is damn near here. It's a older crowd over here. And I'm going to beg y'all, man.

[00:03:22]Just leave these little kids alone out here, man. Because they can be problems for you, man. It's a whole new batch of little kids out here. Be careful.

[00:03:32]>> Me feed you. Don't grab me. If you grab me, I'mma bite you. I swear to God. If you grab me, I'mma bite the out you. You going to let me go. I'm a dog. You people don't understand what I meant by fighting to survive. Don't grab me and think, "Oh, you stronger than me. You going to flip me, [ __ ] LET ME GOAP."

[00:03:55]>> I'M A PRETTY bad kid.

[00:03:59]Oh, you mother.

[00:04:01]Okay.

[00:04:03]All right. I'm putting cases on all you [ __ ] Huh? J.

[00:04:08]>> Oh, God.

[00:04:09]>> What?

[00:04:11]>> Oh, yes. Theo, >> you think you can do this to me?

[00:04:13]>> Yes. It's bad time. You get up in the morning, >> you'll never see the light of the you think you [ __ ] with.

[00:04:18]>> WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

[00:04:19]>> I RUN [ __ ] HERE. YOU JUST LIVE HERE.

[00:04:22]>> WELL, MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN BALLS in since you grown. The hell?

[00:04:27]Yeah, that's right. You better walk away. Go on and walk away cuz I'mma burn this [ __ ] down. JAY J.

[00:04:34]>> TOLD YOU, MAN. These little kids are bad. And when you get to the teenagers and the young adults, they are so obsessed with these phones that they are willing to do anything for them.

[00:04:45]>> I actually CAN'T FIND IT. KEEP GOING.

[00:04:46]YOU HAVE TO [ __ ] KEEP GOING. You have to find it. It's your phone.

[00:04:54]>> Okay.

[00:05:07]You got it.

[00:05:10]>> THREE, TWO, ONE. DO IT.

[00:05:22]It's down there. It's down there. It's okay. It's okay. It's down there.

[00:05:36]>> You lost your damn mind.

[00:05:43]>> GRAB AROUND.

[00:05:44]>> GRAB AROUND.

[00:05:46]>> IT'S SO DEEP. WHY is it so deep?

[00:05:49]>> That's what she said.

[00:05:49]>> You have it. You have it. YOU HAVE IT.

[00:05:51]YOU HAVE IT.

[00:05:52]>> I HAVE IT.

[00:06:08]OH, >> GUYS, there's one coming out.

[00:06:29]>> Let me get Put it in the dryer. Put your driver from the driver.

[00:06:37]>> Oh my god.

[00:06:41]>> Wait. It's still working. It's still working. It's still working. You're good. You're good. I literally got my hand.

[00:06:51]>> The toilet or the porta potty is terrible cuz I don't know what you going to do with that phone after that. You going to use it? You going to put that to your face or anywhere near your mouth? you going to touch it, let alone.

[00:07:02]But if you think that's bad, it's people that mistakenly dropped their phone in the sewer. Yes, the sewer. And they're jumping and going in and trying to get their phone out of the sewer.

[00:07:17]>> Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm drunk as my phone is gone, bro.

[00:07:23]>> Come on.

[00:07:24]>> I'm going to cry. I can't pay for that, bro.

[00:07:30]I can't do this. Get >> help me. No. Help me.

[00:07:36]>> That's a red flag, mother.

[00:07:38]>> When your friend drops her phone down the sewer drain.

[00:07:42]>> I don't see the floor.

[00:07:43]>> It's there.

[00:07:44]>> NO, THE FLOOR IS THERE. It's there. It's there.

[00:07:45]>> No. Don't jump into a drain.

[00:07:47]>> Get the shovel again.

[00:07:52]>> I'm trying to >> You got it. You got it.

[00:07:55]>> I FEEL IT.

[00:07:55]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:07:57]>> GET IT. I FEEL IT. GET IN. ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS?

[00:08:00]>> Get in it right now.

[00:08:01]>> Did you get it?

[00:08:05]>> Get in there. Get in there. Really? Get in there. Come on.

[00:08:09]>> Break.

[00:08:10]>> I'm literally feeling heavy.

[00:08:11]>> I don't think it's in here either, >> bro. Turn your flashlight on.

[00:08:15]>> [ __ ] face and everything.

[00:08:17]>> You better help her. Help her.

[00:08:21]>> Glad somebody got it on video cuz he not going to remember what happened. Who built this [ __ ] ME BRICK BY BRICK. AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I LET YOU TEAR IT DOWN JUST CUZ YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY ANOTHER [ __ ] TALK.

[00:08:39]>> DRIVE, [ __ ] >> OH, it's already on.

[00:08:43]>> Over.

[00:08:43]>> She about to She about to run with it.

[00:08:45]She about to drive with the boot on >> it up.

[00:08:49]He better off letting us get it off >> or try.

[00:08:54]Well, better off time.

[00:08:57]>> Well, she Oh.

[00:08:58]>> Oh.

[00:08:59]>> Oh.

[00:09:05]>> Yo, PPA need to move, bro. Oh, she going to get on the sidewalk. No, she can't get on that sidewalk.

[00:09:18]>> Oh. Oh. And she out. And she out.

[00:09:26]Hey yo, she wilding.

[00:09:29]>> Yeah.

[00:09:30]>> Yo, she said y'all better get her. Look, look, look, look.

[00:09:33]>> She out.

[00:09:38]>> Somebody think they got away, but they did at least $2,700 worth of damage to their own car. I guarantee you. It probably was only about $200 $300 worth of tickets. I don't think that that's going to work out in the long run the way they planned it. But anyway, first question of the video. It's a question floating on floating around out there and I'm going to need all my glasses wearers to pay attention right now.

[00:10:03]>> But listen up now. This is serious.

[00:10:06]>> Is this weird?

[00:10:08]I didn't think it was weird, but apparently it is. And so I thought I would come on here and ask the people.

[00:10:16]As a glasses wearer, do you wear your glasses in the shower when you're taking a shower? When I first started dating my boyfriend, who's now my fiance, the first few times I took a shower at his place, he realized that I wore my glasses in the shower and was like, "Why do you do that? That's weird." And I told him, "It's because I don't want to slip and fall in the shower. My vision is really bad." And so I like being able to see. So my question to you is, is that weird? Do you wear your glasses in the shower?

[00:10:47]Tell me, please, that I'm normal. That poor girl is blind as a powder. Okay, >> I'm still getting ready, but now I need to know. Is it not common for people to wear their glasses in the shower? Like, I just take them off when I wash my hair. But like, my eyesight is full disclosure, I wear glasses. I done told y'all that a million times. That's why I'm all up on the camera cuz I can't see. I get too far back, these eyes will start doing crazy things.

[00:11:16]>> Oh no, I've gone crosseyed. won't look too good on camera, so I got to stay a little close. But anyway, you mean to tell me y'all out here with y'all glasses on in the shower?

[00:11:26]>> Now, hold on. You mean to tell me not everybody wears their glasses in the shower? What? You can't I can't be the only one. I can't see [ __ ] Come on. So, obviously, I just got out of the shower, but this girl just walked out of the bathroom. She was like, "Oh." And I'm looking around cuz I'm like, "Oh, looking like, "Oh, what we what we talking about?" She talking about me.

[00:11:46]She goes, Oh. Um, cuz I'm like, "What?" She goes, "Oh, I just thought it was a little odd that you shower with your glasses on.

[00:11:56]You thought it was odd that me, a blind ass [ __ ] who can't see [ __ ] is watching her ass with her glasses on."

[00:12:08]I feel like we lost the plot in life because there are some things that you don't need common sense to understand. I'm sorry. I don't have 4020 vision.

[00:12:22]How else am I supposed to wash the inside of my If I can't see my How am I going to wash it?

[00:12:34]In my head, I was thinking like cuz I was about to I was about to roast her ass. I'm sitting here like, "Yeah, like I know some people brush their teeth without a mirror, but I'm just saying like how the am I supposed to see?"

[00:12:48]Like, how is you blaming me for being a black ass [ __ ] I don't understand.

[00:12:54]>> Chill.

[00:12:57]Let me find out. Y'all walking around with a whole bunch of rusty glasses out here cuz y'all scuba tough your glasses every night, man. What's going on?

[00:13:07]>> Talking about how they shower with their glasses on. I ain't never in my life shower with my glasses on. Not by accident mistake. No, I could see. I can't see far. Like, I can't see far.

[00:13:16]Y'all see these? They thick. They're thick. I'm a little blind, but I'm not all the way blind. But even if I was, I don't think I would shower with nothing on my face cuz I like to wash my face in the shower. I wash my face when I get out the shower. Like I don't I don't know. How can y'all do that? And some girls like, "Yeah, she's mad cuz some girl said it's odd that she does that."

[00:13:38]I would be like, "Girl, why you do that?

[00:13:40]How you wash your face?" Your eyes. You got to That's why I be getting compliments on my skin all the time. No, but I'm I'm serious. son ever did no [ __ ] like that.

[00:13:52]Like, I don't know. It's not possible.

[00:13:54]>> Weird. It's weird.

[00:13:55]>> The glasses in the shower conversation is really intriguing me and I want to enter the conversation. So, I will take off my glasses to get in the shower, but at some point in the shower, my glasses get put back on and then I'll have my glasses on for like the rest of a shower. I don't know.

[00:14:14]That's just how So, like I I understand both sides. This is very middle of the road of me. Usually I'm more the decisive than this, but no, today, yeah, I am all I am the people.

[00:14:28]>> Hit me up in the comments section and let me know who are you. Are you the person that just jump right in the shower with the glasses on? Do you not wear them at all during the shower? Do you put them on halfway through or take them off halfway through? Let us know in the comments section. Me personally, I don't need the glasses in the shower. Me personally, this is this is just for me.

[00:14:48]I just feel like I done washed up enough in my life. Like I could do it like in the dark if need be. Like I don't need to see absolutely anything to be able to wash my behind. It's kind of like But anyway, moving right on along.

[00:15:07]Get up, bro. Oh my lord. Who's is you?

[00:15:12]>> I'm time traveling. I came I came to free y'all. Make sure all y'all free.

[00:15:16]You know what I'm saying? Say y ain't got to be in slave no more.

[00:15:18]>> Eyes ain't never seen you around here before.

[00:15:21]>> Duh, [ __ ] I just said I'm time traveling back to make sure I get y'all free.

[00:15:27]>> What if master catches and tries to beat on us?

[00:15:30]>> Oh, you got to worry about that. You ain't got to worry about that. It's if it's six of us and one of him, we beat his ass. That ain't going that going to be a problem.

[00:15:40]>> But ma massa got a gun though.

[00:15:44]>> You think he the only one with a gun? My Glock got a switch on it and a 50 round extendo. [ __ ] let that [ __ ] let go 30 rounds in probably 4 seconds. That's gonna make lots of noise though. We got to be quiet.

[00:15:57]>> Ain't no such thing as being quiet. I came back with a Hellcat. Soon as I start that [ __ ] up, they going to hear us.

[00:16:07]We five years past the whole pandemic situation and now the boredom stories are starting to hit the internet and boy some of them are interesting.

[00:16:16]>> How did I go from this to this? It was the COVID lockdown and I was left unsupervised. The first one some dude off Craigslist I don't know but obviously not good. Um what the is that? So then another crackhead from Craigslist. What the? So then I had to get it fixed professional in New Jersey. But then I got drunk and I had a tattoo machine and I tattooed hate on on my face right here. But I did it in a mirror. So it read it. You know when you actually looked at it stupid.

[00:16:57]>> So I had this idea and then it looked like it said hoe. So I tried to scrape it off.

[00:17:03]But I had no other choice.

[00:17:06]I promise you, every single one of my tattoos has a story.

[00:17:12]>> She decided to destroy her face because she was bored, man.

[00:17:18]C19 and that whole pandemic situation had a lot of people going crazy and they ain't even catching nothing. They just was going crazy. But anyway, man, since we on faces, I'm gonna need y'all to beware of a new facial, you know, danger, facial threat out there. They got these new BBLs, and it's not for your butt. This is called a broadband laser facial. A BBL facial. Don't go messing with this stuff.

[00:17:45]>> Hey everyone, look at my face.

[00:17:49]It's devastating, right?

[00:17:54]I want to inform everyone about the risk of a BBL broadband laser facial.

[00:18:00]>> What the hell is that?

[00:18:01]>> Uh, I recently went in to see my esthetician and was told that this would be perfect for my skin.

[00:18:08]No risk, no scarring, no downtime, just a little bit of swelling.

[00:18:14]Unfortunately, after my service, I went into shock. had to be sent to the ER and now have first and second degree burns.

[00:18:27]This service is not for melanated skin, not for pigmentated skin, and at this point shouldn't even be offered to people with brown skin.

[00:18:43]Once again, please people look at the risk. Don't allow them to tell you it's for our skin or that it won't leave scarring or that it's going to be okay.

[00:18:54]I had to go to the emergency room and my body went into shock. I could have died on the table over a facial.

[00:19:04]I am traumatized about this whole situation and I pray that this gets out there to someone out there that they check the uh Google it, look up the risk, uh get a second opinion, do a test patch if you have to, but be aware that this is not for our skin.

[00:19:31]Yep.

[00:19:33]That's the facial I got.

[00:19:36]What is this? Day five, four.

[00:19:48]Please spread the word and do your research. It might not only save someone's face but their life.

[00:19:58]I will upload the photos before, during, after, and part two.

[00:20:05]Please keep me in your prayers and pray for anyone that this service has happened to.

[00:20:10]>> Not for our skin, ma'am. It's a broadband laser. It's not for nobody's skin unless you into the lizard. Look, it's not for nobody's skin. But anyway, like I told y'all, this is a hodgepodge of uh of content right here. So, now we going to switch gears and we going to go all the way over to football. Fellas and my football fans out there, I need you to tell me if my man's formula is on to something because he thinks he has found the formula to the perfect football team. And I think he might be on to something. I've created the ultimate guide to building the best football team in America. This is what you need to have the best team. Start with offense quarterback. You need a white dude.

[00:20:51]preferably not that athletic, not that good of a runner, a guy that's just straight cerebral. Running back, we don't want a white running back. So, we need a nice black running back.

[00:20:58]Explosive, fast, good to go. Rece number one, you need a black dude who's kind of shifty, you know, good, can get can get open easily, you know, can play in the slot, very shifty, very fast. Wide receiver two, you need a big dude, big guy, you know, jump ball, 50-50 ball.

[00:21:13]Wide receiver number three, you need a gritty white guy. Fast, quicker than fast. Plays the game the right way. Went to a small school. Very gritty. Tight end, you need a nice big white dude.

[00:21:23]Looks like he chops wood. He's like a lumberjack. Offensive tackle and guard, I'd go with Samoan. At guard, big guy.

[00:21:30]Tukatuka [ __ ] And then at tackle, you need nice big Nigerian. At center, I'm going with Midwest wide due to, you know, grew up bailing hay and eating corn. Dline, you know, D end. I'd say you need a Nigerian or just like your average run-of-the-mill black guy.

[00:21:45]Samoan for a nose tackle. It's great.

[00:21:48]They're not going to run on you. DB, you need some straight jits. You need him from Florida. Safeties, one black, one white. Variety, perfect. The linebacker, you need one white dude with long hair that just doesn't care about his health and a big ass like strong black man.

[00:22:03]This is how you build the ultimate football team.

[00:22:05]>> That's very well thought out. you ask me, I think the only position he going to have some debate about is the quarterback cuz people love to debate about a running quarterback or a pocket quarterback. But besides that, sounds to me like my man put the perfect team together, man. But anyway, moving right on along, y'all be careful when you out here on these roads and you have to venture out. Be wary of these motorcycle drivers for their safety and for your safety.

[00:22:33]>> I think You can see where they from the BMW off and probably >> he was going to have >> he must have and he was turning already and just >> I didn't know 300 easily. for sure.

[00:23:09]>> Every time you turn, >> but I hope everybody is all right. I know if you was somewhere within eyesight and got to witness that, don't nobody believe what you saying. Nobody believes yet countering what you seen cuz that's crazy right there. Be careful out there.

[00:23:41]And all my motorcycle riders out there, be careful. Slow down. It's not worth it. Things can go bad. But before we get up out of here, I have some breaking news for y'all. We just came out of Girl Scout cookie season and I think you going to find this next series of videos a little interesting because like we knew it. We all knew it. These Girl Scout cookies are a scam.

[00:24:03]>> Looks like it. Okay, I'm at the Dollar Tree. I saw someone say that these are basically Girl Scout cookies. So, I'm going to get them and we're going to check them out and see if they are $1.25 and with the price of gas right now, Girl Scout cookies being six bucks is a whole gallon of gas. They're from the same manufacturer, Interbake. If you go look up the ingredients, they're exactly the same. Listen to the Oh, look at this.

[00:24:26]Front of the box looks like it might look a little different. They do look slightly different than Girl Scout cookies as far as like the shape. The thin mints are usually don't have any real ridges.

[00:24:38]They smell identical. They look a little different, but let's taste them.

[00:24:45]It's the same flavor. They taste exactly like a Thin Mint Dollar Tree.

[00:24:52]For all the idiots out there that say that the Dollar Tree and Girl Scout cookies don't taste the same, let me tell you, this is coming from a mom who is deep in the trenches of selling Girl Scout cookies. I'm going to show you something about these boxes. Here is a Girl Scout box of Thin Mints. And here is a knockoff from the Dollar Tree.

[00:25:09]Dollar Tree, manufactured by Inner Baked Foods. Girl Scout Inner Bake Foods. The address on where they're manufactured, identical. The ingredients exactly the same. These two boxes of cookies are made in the exact same facility. One is $125, one is $6. Now, I'm not saying don't support your old Girl Scouts cuz this time of year, buy Girl Scout cookies. For the whole rest of the year, go to the Dollar Tree.

[00:25:31]>> I don't even like Girl Scout cookies.

[00:25:35]>> They got us out here paying $6 for dollar store cookies, y'all. And if the dollar store could sell them for a$125 and still make their profit, where is all this Girl Scout money going? I am not seeing the Girl Scouts travel around the world. I am not hearing about the Girl Scout private jet. I haven't seen any Girl Scout tour buses or any new Girl Scout community centers and athletic centers. Like, where's all this Girl Scout cookie money going, man? I'm not getting it, man. Hit me up in the comments section if you gave them a couple of your dollars this year. And y'all be buying the hell out of them thin mints. Them thin mints a$125 at the dollar store, man. But anyway, man, if you are familiar with this whole algorithm series, you know, I like to end it on a positive note and try to highlight somebody from the community that's doing something positive for the kids in the community. And I just want to give a shout out to this pastor right here.

[00:26:41]>> You could talk through the camera.

[00:26:44]>> Hi.

[00:26:46]>> Hello. Can we Can we do it?

[00:26:48]>> Is that faster?

[00:26:50]>> Yeah.

[00:26:52]>> Yep. It's me. What's up?

[00:26:54]>> Hi. What y'all doing?

[00:26:56]>> Nothing. We just we was on exploring this train track and we saw something evil. We just want to come >> evil and we want to come >> and I I'm going to show you the picture.

[00:27:06]>> Okay.

[00:27:08]>> It was something like that.

[00:27:11]>> Oh, where you see that at?

[00:27:13]>> And then it was a creepy dude in there. We want to make a prayer.

[00:27:18]>> Yeah, we just want to make a prayer at the church.

[00:27:20]>> Okay. I'm not there right now though.

[00:27:22]I'm just talking to y'all through the camera. You you you can come by tomorrow. I'll be I'll be there tomorrow at 12 if y'all want to come by and come inside and pray.

[00:27:32]>> Okay.

[00:27:32]>> Or you just want me to pray now or you want to wait till tomorrow?

[00:27:35]>> No, we we can wait till tomorrow.

[00:27:38]>> Okay. You come by tomorrow around 12 and y'all can come in.

[00:27:41]>> Wait, can you pray? Wait, can you pray for us right now and um pray for us tomorrow?

[00:27:45]>> Yep. I can do both.

[00:27:48]>> All right, y'all.

[00:27:48]>> All right, y'all ready?

[00:27:50]>> Yeah, we ready.

[00:27:52]>> All right. Father, in the name of Jesus, I thank you. I lift your your babies up to you right now, asking that you cover them from the crown of their head to the soles of their feet. Father God, dispatch your angels to encamp all around them. Protect them from all danger seen and unseen. Father God, put a shield of protection around them. Let nothing come near them, Father God, that may be trying to draw their attention away from you. Father God, we simply thank you. We give you all the glory, honor, and praise in Jesus name. Amen.

[00:28:19]>> Amen.

[00:28:20]>> Thank you so much for having >> All right, y'all. Come back tomorrow.

[00:28:23]Okay. Thank you, pastor. We'll see you tomorrow.

[00:28:26]>> All right. Love you.

[00:28:28]>> Love you too, pastor.

[00:28:35]>> That's why I love >> y'all. Pastor really the best.

[00:28:45]>> That was a repost of a repost of a repost. I was wishing that they dropped Pastor's name in there so I could give her her full credit because whatever she's doing, it is working. She is a positive influence in all those young men life. And that's what's up, man. We need more people that's taking an interest in our youth and doing positive things to guide them in the right direction. So, pastor, whoever you are, we salute you over here at What It Look TV and we appreciate your efforts. But anyway y'all, we done reached the end of another journey. So this video right here is going to end like all the other videos. Hit me up in the comments section and let me know how you feel about everything you have just witnessed.

[00:29:27]>> Tell me how you felt about what just happened.

[00:29:29]>> And if you made it to this point in the video, you are my MVP.

[00:29:32]>> It was a stone groove, my man.

[00:29:35]>> I'm out of here. You ain't struggle till you slept in somebody house knowing they don't want you there.

[00:29:43]>> [ __ ] you ain't struggle until you slept in somebody house knowing that they don't know that you there. Period.

[00:29:51]Be sleeping in the attic and [ __ ] The backyard [ __ ] had backyard hammock.