Rejection, Comedians & The Witching Hour | S8 | E5

Added: 2026-05-18

[00:00:00]Getting [music] [music] to that time again >> where it gets warm.

[00:00:11]>> Thank god >> we love that on drive-thru diaries.

[00:00:17]>> I didn't even realize we're matching.

[00:00:19]>> Yeah, kind of.

[00:00:20]>> I thought that was the whole point. Why not send you a picture?

[00:00:22]>> No.

[00:00:22]>> Oh, you saw me on the Zoom.

[00:00:23]>> But I didn't even really clock it on the Zoom. I thought that I don't know. I just didn't think about it. And then I saw my little striped top. I thought, well, I best wear that. It's just it's just a natural report that we have now um >> for you.

[00:00:33]>> A present?

[00:00:34]>> No. Well, it's not I wouldn't call it a present.

[00:00:36]>> I ordered these cuz I ordered the darker ones and the lighter ones. And so I don't really understand that.

[00:00:42]>> Do they just stick on?

[00:00:43]>> I know. But when would I ever wear >> like if you have like a see-through like not like a mesh top or like if you had a white top or something >> or if just I suppose I wanted to just be a little bit fun and just walk around in my >> dressing stuff on. I think like maybe one day I would just like to get my breasties out. I just think they're the ugliest things. Also, this is bigger than my whole boob. Like that's crazy.

[00:01:06]>> Oh yes, I see.

[00:01:07]>> Like that's not a nipple cover for me.

[00:01:09]That's like a bra.

[00:01:10]>> But maybe it's meant Maybe >> that's a full bra cup.

[00:01:13]>> Come on.

[00:01:16]>> Listen, you never know. So thank you.

[00:01:18]>> Thank you.

[00:01:19]>> Don't mean to be ungrateful. That is lovely gift.

[00:01:24]Such gratitude to you, my girl. Love.

[00:01:27]>> You're always thinking of me.

[00:01:29]>> Exactly.

[00:01:29]>> And my latte chewy boobs.

[00:01:31]>> Exactly that.

[00:01:32]>> Thank you. How are you?

[00:01:36]>> Do you know what I want today?

[00:01:38]>> Oh god. Oakberry.

[00:01:39]>> Yeah, baby. It's season.

[00:01:42]>> I'm ready. Oakberry.

[00:01:43]>> It's oat berry season.

[00:01:44]>> Do you know what I am tempted to try?

[00:01:45]And I don't know because >> Oh, shut up. You know what? Oh, if we have like last week, Jo the Juice was a bit of a let down, but they do do an asai bowl and I saw some girls with it the other day and I thought maybe yum, >> do they?

[00:02:01]>> Yeah, but I don't know how yum and I know thing cuz I did that with black sheep once.

[00:02:07]>> Oh, yeah. And that wasn't good. No bueno. No bueno.

[00:02:11]>> Let's stick to Oprah. Stick to what you know today cuz I'm I'm like hungry. I really all I wish for is that what was that place called? Blessed bowls.

[00:02:22]>> All I want is a blessed bowl.

[00:02:23]>> I genuinely dream about those as eyeballs. They were [sighs] >> They were 10.

[00:02:30]>> We've got so much to discuss. Have we?

[00:02:34]>> Yes. Right. Why don't you start with >> What am I What do I have to say? I didn't get dumped.

[00:02:41]>> You didn't get dumped.

[00:02:41]>> I got Babe. Do you know >> career changed?

[00:02:43]>> You got career changed. You were like those guy dogs that got moved to a different career cuz they weren't good enough to be guide dogs.

[00:02:48]>> Okay, I want to preface this whole conversation by the fact that like this little boy who I don't know has no like power over me. Like I don't feel like my like self-worth is dented. I don't feel like any kind of way. I just have an overarching like almost annoyance.

[00:03:09]>> It's just the state of modern dating.

[00:03:11]>> That's allowed.

[00:03:12]>> That's it. Like genuinely, that's how deep it runs. Like I've processed it, whatever. Like you're like your loss, but like the whole thing I'm like >> jarring cuz even the nice >> which I agree which I agree >> the fun ones, the nice ones, the transparent ones, the good conversation ones, like not even like he wasn't even like love bombing like we just had a nice time.

[00:03:34]>> Even they are [ __ ] and then you just think oh goodness can't be asked. That's my main thing. But basically guys, what happened was this is the guy that we and I say we >> Yeah, we >> went to Cat Burns with >> that we dated at two of us famously >> and actually >> he's in my archives so I just got to get him.

[00:03:52]>> Did you reply?

[00:03:53]>> I did this morning.

[00:03:54]>> What did you say?

[00:03:55]>> Well, no, only because like I don't know. I because I don't feel like I want anything from him, need anything from him. I don't love the whole just like never reply again for me.

[00:04:05]>> Okay.

[00:04:06]>> Like I just think like I'm no need. I don't care either way. You know what I mean? I'll just Okay. Right.

[00:04:11]>> Respond so you're not waiting.

[00:04:12]>> Okay.

[00:04:13]>> So guys, the story is we were meant to go on a date tonight and we were texting all week like normally about the day like just normal chat. And then yesterday he was talking to me about the date. He was also talking about the book. He he said look forward to giving it a read on the day. Then la I reply about logistics of like when we can meet tonight. But this was yesterday. Then Al and I are at this event and I get a text 7:08. He replies to another text just normal saying haha for sure. Then he sends this. Also, no grammar. Why does he use no grammar in this text? I've just realized. I will not comment.

[00:04:57]I've been thinking and I'm unsure if I'm down to move for Look. Oh, also that is the most confusing. I'm unsure if I'm down to move forward. What? What? I know >> with this at the moment there's like so many double negative in that like what are you talking about?

[00:05:12]>> Yes.

[00:05:12]>> Say you don't want to see me again period.

[00:05:16]>> It's been fun and I like spending time with you. We get on very well. I just need to sort my life out first. I think like job etc etc. Sorry. Kiss kiss.

[00:05:25]I have I take issue with this on so many [ __ ] levels. And I just want to say that thank god to be honest. Thank god you didn't sleep with him because I think you you would feel differently. I do think this is why I do believe I don't know that I think many things about this boy. Number one, he's a he's a teenage 31year-old. He's he doesn't have his [ __ ] together. He's living like a uni boy.

[00:05:49]>> He's not though. Like that's the weird thing. Like he's genuinely not. Like he really didn't give me like bum. Like I genuinely >> I don't think he's a bum.

[00:05:59]>> Like I've I've dated boys that living like uni boys. He's not that.

[00:06:02]>> I don't think he's a bum. I just think he's like like a plastic bag floating through the wind. Like he's not living like, you know, with direction and purpose.

[00:06:13]>> Yeah.

[00:06:13]>> He's just like floating and seeing where the wind blows him and like moved to London thinking he like he would just click his fingers and get a job. Like he's just sort of like floating through the world. Yeah.

[00:06:22]>> And that is the energy of someone younger.

[00:06:25]>> Yeah. But the thing is like that's by the by cuz like it's my choice to decide whether like I think that's the kind of person I would want to be with or not.

[00:06:34]>> I agree that's your choice but he clearly doesn't feel like he wants to even give you that choice.

[00:06:39]>> Exactly.

[00:06:40]>> Yeah.

[00:06:40]>> But like I just think just say >> boys don't do that.

[00:06:43]>> This is just say I'm not into you.

[00:06:44]>> No. But they won't I don't know why they just won't. They just never will. It's better.

[00:06:50]>> It's too confronting for them to have to actually say something like that.

[00:06:53]Especially when I think about like all like the young girls that like voice note in and like LA to us. I'm like, "No wonder that all the girls think the door's a jar because none of these boys ever say like even say >> I don't if you actually like >> if I cared or like I did like him like so if I I think it's actually if I had lower self-esteem and I wanted something desperately more than I >> rated myself, which I have been in that position many times where I would like take crumbs cuz I actually just really want a boyfriend or I really want to be with someone. If I was in that headsp space, that would be enough to be like, "Absolutely no worries. Let me know when you sort your head out." Like to keep the door agile. Yeah.

[00:07:34]>> Do you know what I mean?

[00:07:35]>> Yes, I do.

[00:07:36]>> Anyway, I didn't reply obviously on the night. And then the next this morning, I was literally at Pilates like and then I just sent it. I said, "This seems very out of the blue, so have a lot of thoughts, but also feel like there's nothing to say. Good luck with your interview."

[00:07:48]>> Good. That was a very nice message. Good luck with your interview.

[00:07:51]>> I know. I thought that, but then I was like, it's a bit passive aggressive >> to say good luck with your interview.

[00:07:56]Good luck with your interview.

[00:07:57]>> [ __ ] see you.

[00:07:58]>> Never.

[00:07:59]>> Do you know what I mean?

[00:08:01]>> So yeah, that was that.

[00:08:03]>> Anyway, moral of the story is guys, we all get like [ __ ] >> career changed.

[00:08:09]>> Yeah, there's just they're everywhere.

[00:08:11]Doesn't matter who you are, what you want, how you turn up to the date, how you don't turn up to the date. Like >> to be honest, what Aiden said is right.

[00:08:18]They are just time wasters. They are they don't know what they actually want.

[00:08:21]>> Exactly. And a lot of the time, like they don't know what they don't want until it's in front of them. And they also don't know what they want until it's in front of them. And they also will always choose themselves. So >> I like I think maybe okay my theories are either he something happened like it was just too abrupt and weird like he's he I don't know he slept with someone.

[00:08:43]>> We were having such a nice time.

[00:08:45]>> I know. So >> he'd been dating someone longer than you that he then decided he wanted to go exclusive with. He he went on a date on like the night before and then he just decided he really something has happened or he's confronted with the fact that like wait I actually like her but this is freaking me out and I don't have my [ __ ] together and so like I'm just going to [ __ ] what is this? Back off cuz I'm too scared.

[00:09:06]>> Yeah, >> those are my two hypothesis cuz I just think otherwise it's just too weird.

[00:09:11]>> Also I always think when you're dating like between like date 1 and five you can eject so >> Oh yeah. You owe them anything.

[00:09:17]>> Yeah. Like even if you shagged in that time to be honest, it's just like a jack button and it's like >> no one owes anyone anything. I agree. So like he could have just ghosted me to be honest even at this point. So like I'm grateful that he even sent a [ __ ] text.

[00:09:29]Do you know what I mean? Cuz like I energetically appreciate that. I don't like loose ends.

[00:09:34]>> They make me feel slightly uncomfortable.

[00:09:37]>> Energetically. Do you know what I mean?

[00:09:39]But yes, another one bites the dust.

[00:09:41]>> However, babe. Jesus.

[00:09:43]>> Oh my god. So that happened.

[00:09:45]>> You need to see him. I'll see him. I replied to his text today.

[00:09:49]>> Good.

[00:09:50]>> That literally happened 7:08 and then like at 9:20 Jesus text me and was like, "Hey, how you been?"

[00:09:56]>> His name is not Jesus. He just looks like Jesus. Okay, >> we shall call him Jesus.

[00:10:00]>> I like Jesus. I mean, Jesus is a walking red flag.

[00:10:03]>> Oh, Jesus is covered in Well, tell you one thing about Jesus. Jesus like >> So, Jesus needs to knock the smoking habit on the head cuz that's no good.

[00:10:11]>> Jesus communicates well. I'll give that to Jesus.

[00:10:13]>> I I'm not That doesn't surprise me.

[00:10:15]>> Jesus is up front. those boys.

[00:10:16]>> You know what you're getting with Jesus.

[00:10:17]>> I like that he's got four sisters. I [ __ ] Wait, is that him that's got four sisters?

[00:10:22]>> Five, I think. I can't remember. Yeah, >> green flag after green flag after green flag.

[00:10:27]>> In other news, my tagman is popping.

[00:10:30]>> We haven't done that. What? What? You need to schedule in time. Okay, so Tinder is a bit annoying. I'm going to have to start paying for Tinder Gold because it's you can't see all your likes.

[00:10:40]>> Come on, >> Ben.

[00:10:41]>> Yeah, >> he's quite fit, isn't he?

[00:10:43]>> Is he Australian? He's giving Australian.

[00:10:45]>> I don't know. Doesn't say, does it?

[00:10:47]>> 6' three. Is this all you get?

[00:10:50]>> Yeah. Is it cuz he's got a mustache that you think he's Australian?

[00:10:54]>> Oh, no. This is too confusing. This is How am I meant to know anything about this man? [laughter] >> Did he do any prompts? No.

[00:11:02]>> Nothing. Is that it? You can't be That can't be right. Ben, is that really it?

[00:11:07]One mile away, 6' 3 looking for short-term but long-term. Okay. He's got basic M's degree. That's [laughter] doing nothing for me.

[00:11:15]>> WHAT DO WE LEARN from you, Ben?

[00:11:17]Basically, >> is this a secret?

[00:11:19]>> No. I'm so sorry. How do I get out of this now? Right. He's so flirty like him already.

[00:11:24]>> So, we're back on the horse.

[00:11:26]>> Right. Let me get to Hadmin now.

[00:11:28]>> My My hinge is dead. My >> one like.

[00:11:32]>> One like. And I bet >> I honestly I will do this for how many years? I will never know how to Oh, no.

[00:11:39]Right. So, click this. No. Okay, let's do 10 swipes.

[00:11:44]>> 10 swipes. We will get 10 swipes.

[00:11:46]>> Okay. No.

[00:11:48]No. Oh, Christ. What is this? No.

[00:11:52]No.

[00:11:54]>> No. Oh, God. No. That's full of fire.

[00:11:58]>> This is what I mean when everyone's like, "Oh, are you sad?" I'm like, "No, but I am sad of the state of affairs."

[00:12:02]Of course I am. Look at it. Look what I'm dealing with. Look what I'm shopping with.

[00:12:06]>> No. Oh, [ __ ] hell. No. Oh, >> it's like going in at the end of a Zara sale.

[00:12:11][ __ ] nothing left.

[00:12:13]>> Wait, >> I'm going to have to start waiting until I get the door, >> babe.

[00:12:16]>> Oh, no. This man lives in Sid for he's his home is Sydney, which means he's going to want to move back to Australia.

[00:12:21]So, that's a no.

[00:12:24]>> No.

[00:12:24]>> At this point, that could be a yes for >> at this point. I hope it's the one on the right.

[00:12:30]>> Yeah, it is.

[00:12:31]>> Yeah. Come on. Let's have a bit of fun with him.

[00:12:33]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:35]>> Right. Okay. We'll give him a code name.

[00:12:36]This man is called Patrick. Best travel story. going to Australia for 6 months and staying for 3 years.

[00:12:42]>> Oh, so he's not Australian.

[00:12:43]>> No, this is another guy. I That was months ago.

[00:12:47][gasps and laughter] >> Sorry.

[00:12:48]>> His home is in Wales. He's a Welsh Welsh man.

[00:12:51]>> 6'1.

[00:12:52]>> Lovely Welsh man.

[00:12:53]>> He lives in London. That's not specific enough for me, Patrick. I need a little bit more than that. Cool.

[00:12:59]>> Is he fit? I can't tell. Is he got a nice face?

[00:13:02]>> Smiley face. Smiley face. Oh, yeah.

[00:13:05]Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the red zeta, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Red sata.

[00:13:09]>> Yes, this is good.

[00:13:11]>> In my element when I'm cooking us up up in up dinner in the kitchen.

[00:13:14]>> Wait like that and then say >> hold on. I won't shut up about fresh almonds.

[00:13:18]>> Yum. I do love an almond croissant.

[00:13:20]>> This is him.

[00:13:22]>> Okay.

[00:13:22]>> Yes. This is 28. That's okay. That's okay.

[00:13:28]>> Okay.

[00:13:29]>> Like this.

[00:13:30]>> Yeah. And say, "What are you making me or something like that?" What are you making me?

[00:13:35]>> Sexy floaty. What you make me? No. I don't know what >> what you make me.

[00:13:40]>> No, no, no.

[00:13:41]>> What are you making me kiss? Great. A little you.

[00:13:45]>> Yeah. Cool, girl.

[00:13:46]>> Oh, that's cool, isn't it?

[00:13:47]>> See, we we got one one is better than none. I've got one now and I've got one on Tinder, one on Hinge. Great. Get a girl on field. Do you know what I mean?

[00:13:56]This is good. Okay, so I'll wait for Patrick to respond, right? How do I [laughter] >> I can't wait for you to go get your Wait.

[00:14:06]What happened to him?

[00:14:08]>> What are you up to?

[00:14:10]>> Oh, you replied.

[00:14:10]>> Did I? He didn't reply.

[00:14:12]>> I like him. What's where Fred? Hello.

[00:14:16]>> You just then you just reply to Fred.

[00:14:18]You just say cool cool Fred. Good chat.

[00:14:22]So anyway, that's the state of affairs, girls. But listen, still we rise.

[00:14:27]>> I mean, >> I still we rise. I don't know what to tell you. It applies everywhere. Still we rise.

[00:14:35]>> I'm ready.

[00:14:36]>> You can't keep a good girl down.

[00:14:37]>> Oh, you can't keep a good girl down.

[00:14:39]>> I go again and again and again.

[00:14:42]>> Oh, hold on. This two shall pass.

[00:14:44]>> Yeah. What's What's meant for you won't pass you by.

[00:14:46]>> What? However long the night, the sun will rise.

[00:14:50]>> If he wanted to, he would. Yeah.

[00:14:52][laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No worries.

[00:14:56]>> Uh-huh. Mhm.

[00:14:57]>> Uh-huh.

[00:14:58]>> I've got no news.

[00:14:59]>> Well, this is the thing. If if you're coming for variety, this is the place to be because you've got me one end. Can't get a date. Can't get a shag.

[00:15:07]>> Babe, >> you got Al at the other end.

[00:15:11]>> We're waiting for a ring.

[00:15:12]>> We're waiting. I'm So, guys, >> next time we get in this car, babe, you could be engaged. YOU MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING. WE DON'T KNOW.

[00:15:19]>> BUT YES, IF YOU KNOW THAT ALEX ENGAGED, GUYS.

[00:15:23]>> YEAH, EXACTLY.

[00:15:24]>> If you know, >> how embarrassing. Either way, watching this will be a trick >> because you know something we don't.

[00:15:31]>> Yeah, >> but we think we know.

[00:15:33]>> We think we know. And I do think the Brass Reblock menu has signed still delivered it for me.

[00:15:38]>> Yeah, you need to listen to the podcast to get the low down on that.

[00:15:40]>> Yeah, guys, I just was thinking if Ror actually ever does listen to that, he will say you two are >> actually so unwell.

[00:15:47]>> No, but if he's going to marry us, then he needs to know.

[00:15:49]>> He knows. Oh, listen.

[00:15:50]>> No, I think he knows. But does he know?

[00:15:53]>> He knows this. Yeah.

[00:15:54]>> The lengths at which we would go to >> Yeah, he would. He would. To be honest, it wouldn't surprise him. I think he would just be like his his it would be reaffirmed in his mind.

[00:16:02]>> I'm so excited. Sorry. So, you fly on Sunday.

[00:16:07]>> Fly my flights at 1:25, which is actually the perfect time for a flight.

[00:16:10]Get >> fine. I'm also going on my own because Ro's got a wedding the night before. And the part I hate the most about traveling with Ru is actually agreeing a time to get to the airport >> cuz he wants to be earlier.

[00:16:22]>> And I don't need to be we don't need to be there for 3 hours, brother. It's it's an in-n-out job.

[00:16:27]>> No need.

[00:16:27]>> So anyway, I'll be going on my own. I'll be booking my Uber in my own time. It'll be [ __ ] heaven. The only bad thing is I'll have to carry my own suitcase down the stairs.

[00:16:34]>> You can do that.

[00:16:35]>> Pain in the ass. And then yeah, then we'll get there 6. We go back in time.

[00:16:39]So we'll get there like 600. Then we've got P.M.

[00:16:42]>> Then we've got a little car.

[00:16:43]>> You've had a car?

[00:16:44]>> Which is it's so cheap. It was like 120 quid for the week.

[00:16:48]>> Oh, amazing.

[00:16:48]>> So like if you paid for two taxis, you'd already have paid for that. So yeah.

[00:16:52]>> And then we'll just drive all the way up the coast. It's about an hour and 20.

[00:16:56]And then we'll just get to our resort and then we'll just have a nice time, I suppose. I don't really know what we're going to do. I haven't really, you know, I'm sure he's planned a lot.

[00:17:04]>> Oh, he's planned nothing.

[00:17:05]>> I know nothing. And I wish I did.

[00:17:07]>> He's He's very weird. He's very weird.

[00:17:10]>> He plans. I just know.

[00:17:12]>> Yeah. No, I'm sure he has. I'm sure.

[00:17:13]Also, like, you know, rule when he can be asked and like has the time to is actually >> Are you going to die, babe? What if it's like dinner on the beach and you walk up and there's loads of people around and he gets down on one knee? Would you die?

[00:17:24]Yeah, probably. Yeah, you're probably >> Oh my god.

[00:17:29]>> Is that the dream evening?

[00:17:31]>> Yeah, sunset.

[00:17:32]>> I don't really have like a prescriptive like thing in like my head. Like we could also just like be sitting on the beach in our bikinis and I think that would be so I don't have like a prescriptive >> or like wake up in the morning and like sit outside with our coffee. Like I don't have a I've never had like my dream proposal cuz I think you know first of all that sets you up for failure. True.

[00:17:53]>> And second of all, I think it's really special when they've like I think the thing that makes it perfect is that they've done it on their own. Also, I was thinking about the holiday thing for you cuz I was like, "Oh, you I kind of like knew that you wanted it on holiday, but I didn't like really know why cuz you actually don't have like an idea of what you want on the holiday." But I think for you two, it's the only time where you're both not doing like 110 things and then like moving on and like do you know what I mean? Like no, if RAW was in London, he wouldn't be able to like propose to you and like take the day off the next day. that he just wouldn't like the way his brain works.

[00:18:24]>> Well, nor would I really.

[00:18:25]>> No, nor would you. We'd be filming a Tik Tok the next like do you know what I mean? And it's just like actually that's the only time that you'll get to just be like >> hopefully he if he's doing it. Sorry. He does it like a bit early on so then you can just like live in it.

[00:18:37]>> That as well.

[00:18:38]>> Yeah. Honestly, day one.

[00:18:39]>> I reckon Monday it won't be Monday.

[00:18:41]Monday will be too sleepy.

[00:18:42]>> Yeah.

[00:18:43]>> Tuesday or Wednesday?

[00:18:44]>> Yeah. Cuz I'm sure he'll want to if he's actually planned it, he'll want to get it done. Not get it done like that, but you know what I mean.

[00:18:51]and like live in it together and like talk about all the things he's done.

[00:18:56]>> I cannot believe this. This is trippy as [ __ ] This is so weird. Also, guys, >> why is he here?

[00:19:04]>> Cuz I just like when I really think about and I like when I think about us on that first date, that honestly will tip me over the edge. We were kids and now you're going to get down on one knee. It's like it's mad. [laughter] It is mad. I was talking to Neie the other day about mine and rules first date actually because it was the most awkward thing of all time. Like we we like had the we went to the Perky Nell and we were we were 20 >> 21 >> 20. We were 20. I wasn't even 21 yet.

[00:19:32]Nor was he. And um we went to the Perky Nell and we had drinks and like we had a really nice time. Like we literally sat there for hours and hours and hours and we were just like talking and talking.

[00:19:40]But then we went outside and like it was still it was like I don't know why we did this but we went for a drink at like 2:00 in the afternoon. So we went outside and it was bright light and like on that horrible main road and we didn't kiss cuz obviously it's so [ __ ] awkward and we were kids so we just sort of like stood there and we were like oh like and then we hugged and then we walked away and I remember feeling like this is the worst. Obviously you know like he was feeling the same anyway. I just you know when I when I think about all these things that have happened I'm like wow.

[00:20:06]>> How did we get here?

[00:20:07]>> Yeah kind of.

[00:20:08]>> Yeah. Life just happened.

[00:20:09]>> Yeah. Mhm.

[00:20:17]Wild.

[00:20:18]>> It's very exciting. It's all very exciting.

[00:20:22]>> I was going to say something I can't remember.

[00:20:23]>> You also might not get engaged >> and that would be okay. I've made my project was so funny. He was like, "You can't think like this because you're going to wake up every day thinking to maybe today the day." I >> So many girls have that though. I don't think that's >> I also don't think I will cuz I don't want to be I don't want to do that. It's going to that's going to make me have a not an ice holiday. But also like you won't do that because it's like yeah sure but not in the way that like you will know the moment when the moment comes. The moment will be quite obvious.

[00:20:48]So then it will hit you.

[00:20:49]>> Yeah. In that of >> course you forget. You do. You forget.

[00:20:53]>> It's like when you're waiting for like a reply from a job interview. You're not actually like holding your breath 24/7.

[00:20:59]You just see the notification and then you're locked in and you're like, "Oh [ __ ] this is now."

[00:21:05]>> And it will be obvious when that moment comes.

[00:21:11]I can't BELIEVE IT. AH, [screaming] CAN'T believe it. Can't believe it.

[00:21:15]Can't believe it. Can't believe it. I really cannot believe it. My mom as well text me something so weird yesterday.

[00:21:20]Why is she being so sus?

[00:21:23]>> Right. Let me tell you what she said.

[00:21:24]So, in our group chat, asked you a flight time again, did she?

[00:21:27]>> No. No. She said, "Girls, my book is blah blah blah blah blah. Girls, my book launches on the 21st of Jan next year. I I have decided that I want to be in the UK between Christmas and New Year this year because there are a lot of media interviews, etc., etc., in the run-up to the book launch. So, please make your own plans for New Year. Okay? Of course, you can both trot off to the moldies on your own with your other halves. Maybe we can look at doing the moldies or somewhere again in Christmas 2027. Or we might even be having a Christmas wedding in 2027. Who knows? Hey, heart heart.

[00:21:54]That is the most un text.

[00:21:56]>> Christmas wedding.

[00:21:57]>> Then I said, >> where she got that from?

[00:21:59]>> Then I said, let's see what happens Christmas 2027. She goes, "Yeah, maybe you'll be off the shelf." Why you text me that? That's weird. Will we go and get Oakri now? Yeah. Oh my god, that just vibrated on my fanny. And it felt so nice.

[00:22:12]Right. Oh, even more importantly than Al getting engaged. My new morph. This is This [laughter] IS MY LONGEST standing relationship.

[00:22:20]>> See the color on my Oh, what a funny little contraption.

[00:22:24]>> Well, it's just a twist.

[00:22:26]>> Why does it make that noise?

[00:22:29]Did I have my seven sisters this week?

[00:22:33]>> Yes, babe. God, this has been a long week.

[00:22:35]>> Yeah, you are a roller coaster and you've just got to ride it. What is this? What is this?

[00:22:41]>> To see the color.

[00:22:42]>> What have you got on currently? A road.

[00:22:44]>> Yeah, >> your glazed donut road.

[00:22:48]>> It doesn't really come up, by the way.

[00:22:49]>> Well, because you're tapping God. Good god.

[00:22:55]>> I love it anyway, and I need everyone to know about it. I saw that um you know every time that the royals have like a birthday or something.

[00:23:04]>> Yeah.

[00:23:04]>> And they say so the prince and princess of Wales have released a new portrait of son Louis for his 8th birthday. I think it's a photo.

[00:23:10]>> I know.

[00:23:10]>> For a portrait. [laughter] >> Next time I put up a selfie or like a thirst trap. I'm going to be like releasing a new portrait for any men that might be interested in, you know, sliding in my DMs.

[00:23:20]>> Why are you writing portrait?

[00:23:22]>> That babe that's going to crack that.

[00:23:23]>> It's a pick, guys. It's a pick.

[00:23:26]>> You know what I was thinking? I was listening to Jack Whiteall on ant deck this morning and actually he was really funny >> and um >> they have guests now do they?

[00:23:32]>> No they well I wouldn't say guest they have a mystery door where they had >> Oh yeah >> Jack was behind the mystery door >> funny >> and um he was talking about his new tour and LA and I was thinking I actually think obviously we will never do this but hypothetically I think we've got some good jokes together we could actually put on a standup show.

[00:23:51]>> Shut up.

[00:23:52]>> I genuinely think we would be good standup comedians.

[00:23:54]>> I would never >> I'm not saying we're going to do it. I'm just saying that was a good joke. That was a good starting point to jump.

[00:23:59]>> Thank you.

[00:24:00]>> If you were a comedian, I would say, "Babe, get that written down."

[00:24:03]>> Yeah. Also, at this point, like, we could just live off dying off of these dates I'm going on. They are objectively hilarious. Like, when you just think about them, >> I agree.

[00:24:14]>> Funny. [clears throat] >> I agree.

[00:24:16]>> It's It's a funny state of affairs. You not getting proposed to. Funny.

[00:24:20]>> That's funny. Do you want me all these If anyone If anyone's watching, please feel free to steal use that gag. That was a good funny joke about the portrait. Use that.

[00:24:28]>> Thank you.

[00:24:28]>> If you're an aspiring aspiring stand-up comedian, >> go for it, >> please.

[00:24:32]>> Standup comedy is probably one of the scariest things that you could ever do in your life, >> I think.

[00:24:38]>> Do you think?

[00:24:39]>> Yeah, because like everyone, what do they call it? Dies. They say they die on stage. Everyone dies. Like, >> yeah, but you don't die every time.

[00:24:46]>> No, you don't. But you do have a death.

[00:24:48]>> But that's like anything.

[00:24:50]>> No, but you're there to make people laugh. And the room is silent. That's mortifying.

[00:24:57]>> Is that not mortifying?

[00:24:59]>> It's mortifying if you're not funny.

[00:25:02]>> That's what I'm saying.

[00:25:03]>> But I think >> you're you're not funny if no one's laughing.

[00:25:05]>> Yeah. Okay. But how often unless you really are like very misguided about your ability to make people just in your life generally laugh.

[00:25:13]>> Like you're funny.

[00:25:14]>> Humor's so weird though because like you're only think funny to people who like get your humor.

[00:25:19]>> I often think this. You have to like lock in to different people's like, you know, echo chambers of funny. Where are you going?

[00:25:27]>> I think I should go down like by blank street cuz it's on the corner.

[00:25:30]>> Oh yeah. Okay. Love that for you.

[00:25:34]>> I like that you just mix it up. You You do whatever you want.

[00:25:36]>> Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[00:25:37]>> You're a rogue agent.

[00:25:38]>> I do. Yeah.

[00:25:39]>> [ __ ] hell.

[00:25:40]>> What?

[00:25:41]>> That big hole in the road.

[00:25:42]>> Oh, I didn't even see.

[00:25:44]>> Listen, I'm not saying I want to be a stand-up comedian ever.

[00:25:47]No, but when we do like live shows, there's a bit of standup comedy in there.

[00:25:50]>> I know. I think it I think that's hard.

[00:25:52]>> Audience work.

[00:25:54]>> Audience work.

[00:25:55]>> Audience work is the worst bit of the whole thing. In my opinion, that is so hard.

[00:25:59]>> Also, some people are really good at it.

[00:26:01]Some people not so much.

[00:26:02]>> And some people they that's all they do.

[00:26:04]I went to Top Secret Comedy Club once and there was [clears throat] one guy that he didn't have one joke. He literally ripped off. I'm like that. You have to be so brave.

[00:26:12]>> Well, because it's basically improv at that point. Like you're basically just doing improv, >> which is like a whole different >> ball game.

[00:26:19]>> Tackers. Yeah, I love this. I love this song.

[00:26:22]>> Me too.

[00:26:23]>> It's really nice.

[00:26:24]>> It's making me feel alive. And I feel like it's a really like, you know, generic standpoint to have. Like I feel like it's so much more niche to enjoy, you know, the winter and the rain.

[00:26:33]>> Do you know I watch those videos of those girls that like all I want is rain. I'm like I just wish I >> like Haley Bieber.

[00:26:39]>> I wish or like um Molly May.

[00:26:41]>> Molly May likes rain, does she? She's obsessed with the rain and the cold. It just could never be me. [music] >> And the cold. I actually do quite like winter sun.

[00:26:51]>> I would obviously.

[00:26:52]>> And sometimes I like rain to be fair. I wouldn't want to live in a country where it never rain. Genuinely, I wouldn't. I think it's >> I don't think there are many countries that never rain to be honest.

[00:27:00]>> True. I wouldn't know off the top of my head the climate of all these countries without rain.

[00:27:04]>> I would not to know.

[00:27:06]>> Now my shoes have been delivered. I don't want them anymore.

[00:27:08]>> You can send them back. Those shoes were so nice that you wore yesterday.

[00:27:11]>> I know. I wish I bought another pair. I always have this.

[00:27:14]>> I'm sure you can go back [sighs] >> one day. Guys, we went to YTV showcase last night. We didn't even have one drop of alcohol.

[00:27:22]>> Not one drink.

[00:27:23]>> Not one.

[00:27:23]>> I felt a bit hung over this morning, though, which was so weird.

[00:27:26]>> Must be sleep.

[00:27:27]>> Must be those vegetable crisps.

[00:27:29]>> Oh my god. We were inhaling. You'll see on the vlog. Literally inhaling those veggie. I love them. They're so good.

[00:27:34]>> T- rolls. I haven't had those for ages.

[00:27:36]>> Oh, they're so good. And also so much good telly coming from ITV. Who knew?

[00:27:43]>> Well, famously we know.

[00:27:44]>> Famously we know.

[00:27:45]>> But like as in like that much new stuff.

[00:27:48]I feel like that hasn't happened in a while.

[00:27:50]>> I agree.

[00:27:51]>> So much new stuff.

[00:27:52]>> That drama about adultery. I want to watch >> adulter.

[00:27:55]>> Adult. I want to watch the one about the police officers.

[00:27:58]>> I actually love Michelle.

[00:27:59]>> Michelle Keegan. I just >> She just knows how to do a good drama.

[00:28:02]>> I agree. For me once is honestly one of the best dramas ever made. Do you think >> with Glen Close? Was that Glen >> Close? No, it was um it wasn't Glen Close. It was Helen Mirren, wasn't it?

[00:28:11]Or >> Oh, yeah. Was it?

[00:28:12]>> No, it was Joanna Lumley.

[00:28:14]>> So, I'm so sorry.

[00:28:15]>> Many older white women we got confused with.

[00:28:18]>> Well, apparently Glen Close was the first choice for Miranda Priestley.

[00:28:21]>> A great casting.

[00:28:23]>> Yeah. Um >> I mean, love Merrill obviously, but Glenn would also be a good casting there.

[00:28:27]>> But yeah, I love >> the game shows coming up on ITV. Danny Dyier. What a man. Fit >> is he? Yeah, >> I can't see that.

[00:28:37]>> It's the riz.

[00:28:38]>> That one I can't see.

[00:28:39]>> The way he holds himself.

[00:28:43]>> You are wild.

[00:28:47][sighs and gasps] >> Really? It's all about the the personality, the the vibe, the energy, what moves your loins, you know?

[00:28:57]>> You like Yes.

[00:28:58]>> Al just likes pretty things.

[00:29:00]>> Yeah, I do. And I'm not afraid to I'm not Listen, I'm >> sorry. That's like harsh to rule cuz like obviously he's not like vacuous. He has got a personality [laughter] >> just >> No, it's hard to have a personality.

[00:29:12]>> Listen raw less let's discount raw >> cuz he's forever though.

[00:29:15]>> Yeah, I'm talking about like if I was to pick something shiny off the shelf.

[00:29:19]>> Yeah. Yeah. Like shiny even shiny off the shelf for me would have to have something about them.

[00:29:23]>> No, it needs to be just straight up shiny.

[00:29:25]>> They can never shag well those boys.

[00:29:27]I've said it once. I'll say it again.

[00:29:29]Fit boys don't shag well. I don't have enough I don't have enough historical experience to to >> Yeah. to convey or deny.

[00:29:36]>> My numbers are racking up. Girls, >> this is why it's good you didn't sleep with him. That's one less.

[00:29:41]>> Yeah. And I can go backwards now to Jesus.

[00:29:43]>> Yes, you can go backwards to Jesus. Even though my >> start ringing up some old some old flames. Say, "Guys, my numbers are getting a bit big. So you're the you're my only choice."

[00:29:51]>> Do you have one old flame that you could go back to for real?

[00:29:54]>> Well, let me get my list.

[00:29:56]>> Oh, I know one of yours.

[00:29:58]>> Oh, yeah. You really were like if the desert was literally barren.

[00:30:02]>> Oh, it wouldn't have to be that barren for me to go back there.

[00:30:05]>> I could be in front of a water well and I might still go back there.

[00:30:08]>> No, sex was good.

[00:30:10]>> I know, but he was he liked you too much.

[00:30:15][laughter and snorts] >> I'm looking for a bit of, you know, compliments.

[00:30:19]>> I reckon I've got a few.

[00:30:20]>> Come on then. Let me Let me see.

[00:30:22]>> I would definitely go back to this one.

[00:30:23]Do you remember him?

[00:30:24]>> Nope. Oh, yeah. What happened to him?

[00:30:26]>> He just sacked me off.

[00:30:27]>> Yeah. Wait, let me see the number.

[00:30:30]>> That's actually not as bad as I thought.

[00:30:32]>> Really?

[00:30:32]>> Yeah. I mean, is this >> I mean, I'm old.

[00:30:34]>> Who the [ __ ] is that? Oh, >> the guy in Barley.

[00:30:39]>> Yeah.

[00:30:40]>> Wouldn't go back there. Wouldn't go back there.

[00:30:42]>> I don't know that.

[00:30:42]>> The one that had the nose bleed.

[00:30:44]>> Give me some more. What? Did you remember? I headbutted him in Doggy and he know he had a nose bleed.

[00:30:49]>> Yes.

[00:30:50]>> Infield and he was a bit like >> No, I don't I don't remember. He doesn't have any defining features to me. I definitely remember him. You remember him? Not him. Not him. Not him.

[00:31:00]>> Not him. Not him. Not I wouldn't go back to any of these [ __ ] I make bad choices, it seems.

[00:31:05]>> Who texting?

[00:31:06]>> Um, this girl.

[00:31:08]>> I'm so nosy. What girl? [ __ ] girl.

[00:31:11]>> The [laughter] girl.

[00:31:12]>> What girl?

[00:31:14]This girl. What girl?

[00:31:18]What [ __ ] girl?

[00:31:20]>> The girl from Kapala Swim.

[00:31:23][gasps and laughter] >> Are we getting gifting? No, she's texting me whether I want anything, but I It's not going to come in time. So, >> I want something. I'll have something. I want it.

[00:31:31]>> It's because I wore them all in the moldies.

[00:31:34]>> Yeah, fair.

[00:31:35]>> Oh, yeah. I actually hate that cuz Billy did the same to me today. Billy and I were meant to go for drinks and he bailed on me. He was like, "Oh, my friend's coming down from Sheffield." I was like, "What friend?" Why you say my friends if I don't know who your friends are?

[00:31:44]>> Do you know his friends?

[00:31:44]>> Yeah, of course I do. I know your friends.

[00:31:46]>> I hate it when people >> And if it's a new friend, then >> why don't I hate it when people say like my sister? I'm like, I literally know everything about your sister.

[00:31:55]>> No. Yeah. My friend annoys me cuz I just think >> I obviously know all of your friends and if I don't then I should get to know >> I know >> my friend this girl. The [ __ ] [laughter] >> It's not right that.

[00:32:08]>> Oh, that's funny. That That is funny. Do you know what? That's funny.

[00:32:14]>> Stunn comedian.

[00:32:15]>> I told you. Hey, why don't you why don't you give it a go?

[00:32:19]>> Okay. I'll give anything a go once.

[00:32:22]>> Nothing's off limits.

[00:32:23]>> The problem is I think I've got a warped up sense of how funny you are and you've got a warped sense of funny.

[00:32:27]>> Yeah, cuz we know how to make each other laugh.

[00:32:29]>> That's actually probably true. It's easy to make other It's easy to make people, you know, laugh.

[00:32:33]>> That's why you can't judge like first dates. Like, you know, girls are always like, "Yeah, but I was funny." Like, yeah, of course you were funny. But like, let him learn you and see if he can be funny. Cuz unless he's a stand-up comedian.

[00:32:44]Oh dear.

[00:32:46]>> Something just fell out your nose.

[00:32:49]So many varies this week.

[00:32:50]>> Hot girls get bogeies.

[00:32:52]>> Fiances don't do that.

[00:32:54]>> Fiances do not do that.

[00:32:55]>> I can't when I do this. This one moves more.

[00:32:58]>> Well, cuz the Botox is only working at one, is it?

[00:33:00]>> Apparently, you best go see them about that.

[00:33:03]>> Um, what was I going to say?

[00:33:05]>> Job.

[00:33:07]>> Oh, I was going to say something funny.

[00:33:08]I had the best poo of my life this morning. That poo after that call, babe.

[00:33:11]I I could have written a whole speech about [laughter] >> Oh my god. Yeah, cuz it's good to hold it and then go when you really need it.

[00:33:18]>> No, but it wasn't just that. It was just it was it was a magnificent poo.

[00:33:21]>> Wow.

[00:33:22]>> I haven't had one of those for a long time. I've been pushing out rabbit pellets for about 2 months.

[00:33:26]>> That's awful. Little wins. Honestly, >> today I genuinely thought I am free.

[00:33:30]>> I do get poos most days to be fair. So, I can't relate.

[00:33:33]>> Humble brag. I mean, just like why would you say that?

[00:33:35]>> Cuz cuz I want everyone to know, but I regular bowel movement.

[00:33:39]>> I know.

[00:33:40]>> Okay. Well, we go get then.

[00:33:42]>> Yeah. What we going to do about these camies?

[00:33:43]>> Leave them. Prank Jess. They got stolen out the car.

[00:33:47]>> Jess, the camis got stolen.

[00:33:50]>> Did that video ever go out?

[00:33:52]>> Nope.

[00:33:53]>> Oh my god. We should so put that video out. Oh my god. Yeah. I will [ __ ] you up. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:34:02]Weird. Woo.

[00:34:05]>> Guys, she's so nervous to be a fianceé.

[00:34:08]>> I am >> like excited but nervous. Excited of the unknown.

[00:34:12]>> Yeah. It's like starting a new job.

[00:34:15]kind of.

[00:34:16]>> Okay. Well, it's not because you're already in the role. It's like you were doing like maternity cover and then you're nervous to actually get the job.

[00:34:24]It's the same job.

[00:34:25]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:34:26]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:34:27]>> You are a fiance basically. I don't know who you're kidding when you think you're out on these streets and now you're going to get locked up. You're literally a home cat. Okay.

[00:34:36]You're not an alley cat like me anymore.

[00:34:39]>> So, don't worry. It's no different.

[00:34:40]>> The problem is I want to be a cooler field. Be cool though.

[00:34:44]>> I don't want to like I don't like it when people >> I don't know why you think your personality is going to change just cuz you've got a ring on your [ __ ] finger. You're going to be cool now.

[00:34:52]>> Like I still want to go out and get [ __ ] face as you should.

[00:34:54]>> I don't want every But this is I think society does this to you that they think when you like get like when you get engaged or get married then you like move to a different category and you're like I'm not in a different I don't want to be in a different category.

[00:35:05]>> I agree. My only thing is sometimes I don't like it when like married people like stay in the witching hours cuz I think this is not time for you. You know when everything goes south and goes a bit wrong. What if I wanted to stay to have fun?

[00:35:19]>> You can be there with your partner. Why not? Why? That's what I mean. Why am I being like cast aside TO THE SHOW?

[00:35:27]>> NUMBER ONE. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN THE WITCHING HOURS?

[00:35:30]>> PROBLEM uh at Holly's Holly's birthday.

[00:35:34]>> I was there in the witching hours. Yes.

[00:35:35]When we went to So House.

[00:35:36]>> Oh, yeah. But you withdraw. Fun. So fun.

[00:35:39]Even if you Okay. I'm kind of talking about >> I would have to go home and you you would already got a ring on my finger.

[00:35:45]That's not >> No, that is fine. But I'm kind of talking about, you know, when like boy like Sorry. When guys that are in relationships stay to those like early early hours. I think I don't know, brother. Bad behavior happens in these hours. Only the single people are here to pull. That's all that's happening.

[00:36:01]Listen, if I if we were out and then you started pulling, I'm not going to hang around. [laughter] >> That's fine.

[00:36:08]>> But otherwise, do what you want.

[00:36:10]>> If we're on a girls night >> Yeah, sure.

[00:36:11]>> and you're not pulling.

[00:36:13]>> Stay as long as you want.

[00:36:14]>> I'm not going home.

[00:36:15]>> I don't I think anyone has ever told you a ring stop.

[00:36:17]>> You've just told me. You've literally just said witching hour. Ali Mac out the door.

[00:36:21]>> Witching hour is different. Witching hour, I mean, is when like only bad decisions are happening.

[00:36:25]>> I mean, listen, I don't need to be there anyway.

[00:36:27]>> Yeah, >> but no, nor me. And I haven't been for years.

[00:36:31]>> I'm just saying I do think society people like to put you in this like grownup adult different category when you have a ring on like I do think sorry lots of love to like Grace Bear but she kind of did that. She was like well maybe she was a party girl. No, >> I need to think of a good example.

[00:36:49]>> I think real party girls keep partying.

[00:36:51]Don't worry about it. Okay.

[00:36:52]>> I think you'll be fine.

[00:36:53]>> Yeah, but I'm just saying >> I think also you're having that >> single people can't be gatekeeping the party. I won't gate keep the party, but I think you're having that thing where you think you like are going to miss something. So then you're like, I want to do it like more than you do normally anyway. Like you're acting like you're out three nights a week >> until 3:00 a.m. and you're just not.

[00:37:11]>> No, I just mean like I still want to go to the festivals.

[00:37:14]>> You still want to go to [ __ ] Fisher and get and get [ __ ] up.

[00:37:17]>> No one is stopping you doing that because you got a ring on your finger.

[00:37:20]>> I'm I'm not I'm not >> Also, I believe the witchawa thing regardless of a rig. I think that for people in long-term relationships anyway, like if my boyfriend was out with his mates staying with all the single boys till five, I'd be like, "You don't need to be there in those hours."

[00:37:34]I think that without having fun as boys.

[00:37:37]>> Okay.

[00:37:38]>> But genuine question, what if they're having fun and they're not looking to pull? That's what I'm saying. If they're all pulling, that is different. Exactly.

[00:37:44]>> But if they're not, >> then I don't agree.

[00:37:47]>> Okay.

[00:37:47]>> Cuz like that's like a stack, basically.

[00:37:50]>> Yeah. True. It's just we're all one bad decision away from ruining our lives.

[00:37:54]That's all I'm saying. put yourself in those positions.

[00:37:56]>> But then that's >> Joel Dome spoke about it really well actually.

[00:37:58]>> That's a test of willpower.

[00:38:00]>> True.

[00:38:01]>> It is.

[00:38:04][laughter] >> I said you knew if you were a boy be awful. You'd be like, "Yeah, strip dance." Cuz you know, I'm just like testing MY WILLPOWER.

[00:38:09]>> NAP DANCE. Testing my willpower.

[00:38:12]>> I'm just saying I think that like listen, I'm not saying all men, >> but I'm just saying like I think that there is and girls by the way.

[00:38:20]>> Yeah. I don't think that it's such a like oneizefits- all policy.

[00:38:25]>> True. Listen, I think you can do whatever you want. I don't think anything's going to change.

[00:38:29]>> Sick.

[00:38:30]>> So, I wouldn't worry.

[00:38:32]>> Great. Then let's get a rock on my finger.

[00:38:34]>> Amen.

[00:38:35]>> That's all we want.

[00:38:36]>> Okay. Let's go get an oak free now.

[00:38:38]>> Let's do it. Cheers.

[00:38:39]>> Good thing about Okay. Good and bad thing about asai is you want it on a hot day >> and then you feel cold.

[00:38:47]>> No, not cold, but it melts so quickly.

[00:38:48]>> I know. I don't mind it melting. I don't like [clears throat] it when it's like too structured.

[00:38:54]>> I don't know if structured is the word you're searching for. [laughter] >> I know what I was going to say.

[00:38:59]>> Please.

[00:39:00]>> There was so many questions left over from your brilliant question box last week.

[00:39:04]>> I am brilliant.

[00:39:06]Truth be told, I'm brilliant.

[00:39:07]>> I'm actually finding you so funny right now. You're cracking me up. Yesterday I was b [laughter] >> I know. I don't know why I was being so funny.

[00:39:17]>> You were making me cry. You're such an easy target at the moment though. I'm very humorous at the moment.

[00:39:22]>> I'm feeling light.

[00:39:24]>> Yeah, you're light.

[00:39:26]>> I'm feeling not heavy. I'm really embracing that.

[00:39:28]>> It's cuz I brought you back from the seven sisters. So then you just saw >> Yeah. And I'm really embracing like, you know, I've been having a many thoughts about us, >> you and I.

[00:39:38]>> Yeah.

[00:39:39]>> What have you, you know, what's your conclusion? [laughter] >> No, there's no conclusion. I just think we're really on the right path and like what's meant to be will be. And I really just feel like we spent so many years like being like why weren't we there and why not us? And now I don't think we live like that anymore.

[00:39:55]>> True.

[00:39:56]>> And that makes me feel really light cuz I just feel like we're doing our own thing and we're in our own lane and >> we're having a nice time.

[00:40:01]>> It's so freeing to just live like that and just like you know know that you'll get to your destination. you were cuz also oh this is what made me think this [ __ ] was saying oh how funny that you always wanted to get proposed to on holiday and then I was thinking about the way that this holiday came about was so last minute and actually we didn't go it was because you said >> I might go to France >> and I was just thinking about how sometimes life has a really funny way of like getting you exactly where you want to be but in a very like roundabout round the houses backward way >> and you don't always have to orchestrate everything >> right and then you get there and you're like oh wait this is exactly what I wanted.

[00:40:38]>> Mhm.

[00:40:38]>> And I was just thinking it's just a very freeing way to live. And I was thinking that last night because I just thought, wow, slay.

[00:40:47][snorts] >> Slay to be honest. Not many questions to be honest.

[00:40:52]>> I know. I thought we did most of them.

[00:40:54]>> Desert Island must haves.

[00:40:55]>> Ooh, good question. Our Kindles.

[00:40:58]>> Yes, obviously. SPF for my face. Our Lelo [ __ ] sucker.

[00:41:06]We [snorts] both quite like that. We could share.

[00:41:09]>> Rinse it in the ocean.

[00:41:10]>> Fair, bro.

[00:41:12]>> Babe, I've done >> That's not an essential for me.

[00:41:15]>> I've done worse with strangers. You just use your hands.

[00:41:18]>> Nah, I just think if I was you wouldn't wank.

[00:41:20]>> No, no. As in like if it was life or death, I wouldn't say Are we saying >> desert island must haves?

[00:41:25]>> Okay, fine. Yeah, I put that. Yeah, fine.

[00:41:28]>> Don't be silly. What do you do for the rest of your life on a desert island for God's sake?

[00:41:35]Um, >> what else? [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> Really? Are you joking?

[00:41:41]>> Fair. No. Yeah. Fair.

[00:41:42]>> Sleep.

[00:41:43]>> Fair.

[00:41:43]>> I physically not sleep without that boy in my bed.

[00:41:46]>> That's not true. Babe, you went on You went away that one time.

[00:41:49]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:41:49]>> You little [ __ ] And you went to Paris and I said to you, you're the worst owner of all time. That [ __ ] that poor [ __ ] >> Okay, but I've told you this before.

[00:41:57]Sometimes the risk of losing him or forgetting him is higher >> than the quality >> than the need to sleep.

[00:42:06]>> Okay. No, I can see that.

[00:42:07]>> And that's the price I pay.

[00:42:09]>> Fine.

[00:42:09]>> For being in love with an inanimate object.

[00:42:12]>> Do you know what I mean?

[00:42:13]>> He really is the love of my life, that boy.

[00:42:15]>> Um, Od Henrikson knit bomb.

[00:42:17]>> Yeah. My new booth comb.

[00:42:21]I love it so much. My Dove refillable because I always stink on on the beach.

[00:42:26]my hair. Oh, I need some kind of hair mask >> or something. I can't have rats in my life.

[00:42:33]>> Don't want like tooth thick for me.

[00:42:35]>> You literally like >> Charlotte Tilbury magic cream >> a few weeks ago. We're like that related cream. It's the best thing I've ever had.

[00:42:41]>> I didn't even I didn't even open the [ __ ] parcel.

[00:42:44]>> Really?

[00:42:45]>> He literally took every single thing in there. I didn't even know I I didn't even know there was a [ __ ] face wash.

[00:42:50]I didn't I didn't see it.

[00:42:52]>> Oh, sorry. I was talking about Wella.

[00:42:54]>> Oh, Wella. Yes. Well, that hair mask.

[00:42:57]Yes, >> that hair mask is 10 out of 10.

[00:42:59]>> Yeah, Charlotte Tilbury is a great show.

[00:43:00]If I had a shark mask, I'd take my shark mask.

[00:43:04]>> Cuz it's got cooling.

[00:43:05]>> Does it?

[00:43:05]>> Yeah.

[00:43:06]>> For puffy peeps, you know, like if you're actually doing like desert island disc, like I want like a speaker or like headphones or something. You need to play music.

[00:43:12]>> I need something. I need some external stimulation >> big time. The ocean's all nice and that, but like >> I do need some vibes >> cuz you can't wank and you can't dance.

[00:43:23]>> You're a party girl.

[00:43:25]You're a non-stop Marsy girl. So famously, you need to take music and sigs.

[00:43:30]>> Sigs. Definitely. Yes. Nothing better than a sigy and a drink on the beach.

[00:43:34]Nothing better.

[00:43:36]>> Sorry, it's so bad. We shouldn't be telling you this.

[00:43:39]>> We all have our vices.

[00:43:41]>> True.

[00:43:42]>> You know, >> true.

[00:43:43]>> Mine's racking up my body count while yours are sick. Who cares?

[00:43:48]>> You need to order those sunglasses.

[00:43:50]>> No, my new ones are coming.

[00:43:53]>> Which ones did you order? You didn't even tell me, >> did I not? No, >> guys. I went crazy. I [snorts] just thought I need to treat myself. I haven't treated myself enough.

[00:44:00]>> You should. I'm waiting for the airport.

[00:44:02]>> Big time. Once I get the sunnies, guys, and I wear them, I'll tell you the code.

[00:44:06]These Balenciaga ones. Do you remember I tried them?

[00:44:08]>> I love the good. I'm glad. Yes, those are the two good ones. Good.

[00:44:14]I love >> Naughty Girl.

[00:44:16]>> Nah, babe. That's not naughty. That's good. Treat yourself.

[00:44:19]>> Treat yourself. Someone's got two.

[00:44:21]>> Being alive is celebration enough. Don't ever forget it.

[00:44:24]>> Living another day.

[00:44:26]>> Yeah.

[00:44:27]>> Being dumped by a hinge boy. Reason for two pairs of sunnies.

[00:44:30]>> I can make a reason out of anything.

[00:44:32]>> Mhm.

[00:44:32]>> This I could have again.

[00:44:34]>> Isn't it delicious?

[00:44:35]>> I can't normally go again, but that for some reason, this is my new >> Got me.

[00:44:41]>> Yeah, >> cuz I built it myself.

[00:44:43]>> I was going to say building it yourself.

[00:44:44]Game changer. Thank god we found this now. It's only April. We've got months of this to come.

[00:44:48]>> Months. I know. We'll be oak buried out.

[00:44:53]Justice for Ali Mark. I said board masters was a vibe. The lineup for Board Masters is so go.

[00:45:00]>> It's so good.

[00:45:02]>> Sadly, it's in Cornwall and I'm away.

[00:45:04]But if you are looking >> Where are you?

[00:45:05]>> I'm going on holiday.

[00:45:07]>> What holiday?

[00:45:08]>> In August.

[00:45:10]>> Oh.

[00:45:11]>> Are you going to come?

[00:45:12]>> I don't think so.

[00:45:13]>> How sad.

[00:45:14]>> It's so far away.

[00:45:15]>> But you're going to be there. You're going to be around the corner.

[00:45:18]>> If I go, >> why would you not go? We've got much to discuss, me and my family. My dad, like, you know, he's like one of those kids that thinks he can eat from the adult menu. No one needs to be biting off more than they can chew.

[00:45:29]>> I really think you should go and then I think you should come to me. [laughter] >> I do.

[00:45:35]>> I really think sadly I won't come to you.

[00:45:38]>> It is sad.

[00:45:39]>> That is sad.

[00:45:40]>> Anyone else you can buy?

[00:45:41]>> That is sad. Oh my gosh. I thought you were going to come. We got to go, guys.

[00:45:45]It's 3 It's 3:31 and we were meant to have a call at 3:30.

[00:45:49]>> Whoopsie. We won't be that late. Quarter 2.

[00:45:51]>> Yeah, I said 3:45 and they summed up.

[00:45:55]>> Great guys. Thanks for another week. So maybe next time we see you might be the engagement app. Maybe we're going to have to have one engagement app. I think it's either pod or drive-thru. We can't go through it twice.

[00:46:08]>> We're definitely going through it twice.

[00:46:10]We go through twice.

[00:46:11]>> We are. COME ON. TIK TOK Instagram club.

[00:46:15]Another club. We're doing >> club. Another club. Yeah. Okay, fine. Of course we are. Don't be stupid.

[00:46:20]>> I think we're for drive-thru. If we can fight get raw.

[00:46:23]>> Oh my god. If we can get raw, >> we'll have to film on a weekend. But I think if you can I think maybe we could do it for that. He will obviously >> we're not going to not talk about it while we wait. There's much to discuss.

[00:46:34]>> There's much to discuss. Yeah.

[00:46:35]>> It's different. We always double up.

[00:46:38]>> True.

[00:46:38]>> Don't worry. We talk about the same [ __ ] every [laughter] day.

[00:46:41]>> Variety is not our, you know, strong point. True.

[00:46:44]>> And that's okay. That's what the girls like.

[00:46:46]>> That's what you come to us for.

[00:46:47]>> Exactly. They want it in stereo.

[00:46:48]>> I know that you like listening to the same song on repeat.

[00:46:50]>> Exactly. That's what we are. Don't try and change it.

[00:46:54]>> Good. Good point.

[00:46:54]>> I'm going to >> Don't try and take the party out of the party girl.

[00:46:57]>> Don't try.

[00:46:58]>> Exactly.

[00:46:59]>> Exactly that.

[00:47:01]>> Watching hours. Let's go.

[00:47:04]>> Let's go.

[00:47:04]>> All right, gang.

[00:47:06]>> Okay.

[00:47:13]Ah, [music] [music] hey.

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