More Parz Certified Australia - Just a lil guy! & Most Generational Rivalries in the Animal Kingdom!

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[00:01:05]WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY? STEPHEN Z KILLER here with another reaction to some more prez. I'm excited to check out some more certified Australian news with these shorts on animals, creatures, and a bunch of other stuff. And maybe sometimes they're not even in Australia.

[00:01:20]They're just wanting He just wants to talk about some of these dangerous, crazy facts, crazy feats, crazy neurotoxins that want to come up behind you and take you out for good.

[00:01:35]And that's what we're here to check out today. So, but that being said, it's been about 2 weeks since I caught up to this playlist and there's only been two more shorts added. So, when it comes to this type of content, I was thinking what I could do is add a little bit of something else. So, not only am I going to be watching these shorts, but I will be watching some other animal-based content that is hilarious funny and you guys have suggested this channel as well.

[00:02:03]And maybe we can mix it up. If you guys have other ideas.

[00:02:06]So, this will be a lot of fun.

[00:02:09]Um, but we have two shorts by more prez and then we also have this video.

[00:02:14]Uh the most generational rivalry in the animal kingdom. This is a 2-year-old video and uh it's by the Casual Geographic, which I have actually watched this channel before. I'm probably subscribed. I just can't recall what I've watched before.

[00:02:33]And of course, if there's more videos out there from this channel, I'll definitely be checking them out, possibly mixing in with these Australian uh memes with animals and stuff. So, like the original video, link it down below, check out both these videos and uh or all these stuff down in the description.

[00:02:53]If you guys have other ideas for fun memes and all that stuff for this type of content, you guys absolutely been killing it for the support of these this kind of content and I thank you greatly.

[00:03:06]So, anyways, the first one we're going to be checking out today is called just a little guy and we're starting off with a snake.

[00:03:13]That's never a good thing. And also, did you know whales can explode? Actually, yes, I did. But we'll see a video about that anyways. Let's get into it. I can fix your fear of snakes with this ridiculous creature.

[00:03:27]What the He's so derpy.

[00:03:31]No, that is not a snake skin sock puppet. That is an actual real animal on this planet and it's called the Arabian sand boa.

[00:03:42]His eyes are so derpy.

[00:03:44]>> And and you might be wondering why does he look like that?

[00:03:51]I haven't heard this meme in a while.

[00:03:54]Well, no. As you much as it looks like it, God did not design this thing in the spore creature creator after 10 [ __ ] beers.

[00:04:03]No, it looks like a strand You know, sometimes that probably is how some creatures get created.

[00:04:10]Not going to lie, that that that that statement right there. creator after 10 [ __ ] beers.

[00:04:16]No, it looks like a strand of spaghetti with GOOGLY EYES. YES, I AGREE WITH THAT.

[00:04:22]>> BUT CAMOUFLAGE.

[00:04:25]SO, I'M GOING TO give you exactly one guess as to where an animal called the Arabian sand boa is found.

[00:04:34]That's right, the deserts of the Arabian Peninsula. If you got that wrong, I I don't know what the [ __ ] to tell you, mate. You stupid. It's pretty obvious if it's in the name.

[00:04:43]>> No, no. And in order to survive in that air fryer Although, to be fair there's a lot of [ __ ] stupid people out there.

[00:04:54]80% of our population is absolutely dumb.

[00:04:57]The snake here needs two things, food and not to be turned into food.

[00:05:03]Which is rather hard considering this is not a [ __ ] danger noodle, okay? This is a defenseless It's a derpy noodle.

[00:05:11]It's not a danger noodle. Derpy.

[00:05:12]>> This noodle. Help me. It is only 15 danger noodle, okay? This is a defenseless noodle. Help me. It is only 15 inches long. It has no venom and the bite OF AN OLD LADY WITHOUT HER [ __ ] dentures in.

[00:05:28]OH, WHAT THE [ __ ] OKAY, UH >> [laughter] >> I DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE, but he's got no fangs? So, how does it survive? Simple. Digs a [ __ ] hole like a night one Minecraft player. See, they're nocturnal. So, during the day, they bury themselves completely in the sand, which allows them to take a nice little nap without getting snatched up by a [ __ ] bird.

[00:05:54]Then, once night falls, those ass eyeballs finally serve a purpose beyond looking ridiculous. And that So, they're full-on nocturnal and they probably can't even see during the day kind of situation.

[00:06:08]>> purpose is to sit just above the sand like a submarine periscope.

[00:06:13]Oh my What? ridiculous. And that purpose is to sit just I just can't imagine how painful this must be if you're just like that snake and you're looking up. I need food. I need food. And then a little thing DIDIDIDIDI OH MY EYE.

[00:06:29]>> [laughter] >> ABOVE THE SAND LIKE A SUBMARINE PERISCOPE. WAIT, did it Was there two?

[00:06:34]Hold on. Where's the second eye? There was. I did uh I only saw this eye. I didn't even notice that one.

[00:06:39]>> above the sand like a submarine periscope and scan for food. They then just wait for a mouse or lizard to get close before this vicious creature pops out of the sand like the worms from Dune and eats it.

[00:06:56]I'm sorry.

[00:06:57]>> [laughter] >> I find Is there a video of this creature actually catching the creature and eating it? Cuz I know whatever you just showed there was not that. like the worms from Dune and eats it.

[00:07:09]I'm sorry. [laughter] I find the idea of this stupid [ __ ] snake killing anything so funny. Like I just imagine the last [ __ ] thing you see before ascending to the pearly gates is [ __ ] that.

[00:07:28]>> [laughter] >> OH, LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD.

[00:07:35]DID YOU know that whales can explode?

[00:07:37]Yes, I can. If they die, the gases on the inside build up and build up and build up until it can't build up no more and goes with guts and rotting flesh and disgusting foul smells of death and destruction.

[00:07:57]Yeah, these bad boys can turn themselves into an all-natural ID, but they can't explode on command like a creeper.

[00:08:06]No, in order to pull a wreck They have to be dead for a long period of time before they go boom. explode, it needs to be [ __ ] dead first.

[00:08:16]This is probably one of the Oh my dear god, what the [ __ ] Uh That's probably from a movie, but that's also really holy [ __ ] But yeah, this is probably one of the rare ones that I do know about. In order to pull a wreck explode, it needs to be [ __ ] dead first.

[00:08:35]In fact, it's got to die in a very specific way. See Oh, that part I may not know. I just know that they need to be dead before they can blow up.

[00:08:46]>> Usually, when a whale carks it, that [ __ ] sinks like a stone and gets hoovered up by bottom feeders. But if it manages to wash up on shore or it dies by beaching itself, there's nothing to eat it. Now, what that house Oh, that would make sense actually. Yeah, cuz the bottom feeders would pierce through it and consume the rotten flesh before it can go And even if it goes then it's just open season, fresh uh fresh bits for all to eat and consume. size corpse does do is sit there frying in the [ __ ] sun, starting to rot.

[00:09:30]Now, a fun fact about rotting corpses, they go through this cool process called putrefaction. Basically, all the bacteria in your gut start to break down your flesh, which produces a [ __ ] load of different gases. And if nothing punches a hole in the whale, that gas has nowhere to go. So, the corpse begins to swell and inflate like a [ __ ] balloon. Oh, I didn't know I had that mod on. And it will fill with gas until its body can't [ __ ] take it anymore, at which point it basically becomes a [ __ ] boomer from Left 4 Dead.

[00:10:09]>> We got a boomer.

[00:10:10]>> The force of the gas can cause the Yeah, I haven't seen it, but I could imagine that idea. skin to split and then freewilly explodes all over the [ __ ] beach, but uh anyone touching it could cause it to explode as well.

[00:10:24]Which is why if you see a whale corpse on the beach, whatever you do, do not [ __ ] touch it. I I JUST TOLD YOU DON'T [ __ ] TOUCH God damn it, Patrick.

[00:10:42]>> [laughter] >> All right, well, there we go. The last of the shorts till uh we get another batch because there's only 87. And that's it. That's the 87th. So, no idea when the next time I'll sit down and watch these, but depending on things, we may check out other content and see how things go. Up to you guys.

[00:11:05]But, we also do have this video that we're going to be checking out. Let me switch over.

[00:11:11]There we go. Once again, like and subscribe.

[00:11:14]Uh and let's see what the most generational rivalries of the animal kingdom are.

[00:11:23]Hey.

[00:11:27]What you want to do? WHAT YOU WANT TO DO? SCARED? I AIN'T NEVER BEEN SCARED.

[00:11:30]YOU SOFT. GOOD YOU KNOW how much generational hatred it takes to rather have an opp alive and crippled than just dead and out the way? It's easy for us to forget, but for most animals, nature's a jump, a gauntlet of grotesquery where if you die of old age, you're a spoiled minority. And with millions trying to survive at the same time, that can only lead to one thing: beef. And whether due to competition, an underdog finally biting back, or just an animal choosing problems over peace, Hold up, hold up, hold up. Did that zebra actually bite the >> due to competition, an underdog The zebra's ACTUALLY BITING THE CROCODILE. finally biting back, or just an animal choosing problems over peace, you're going to see that some animals have a genuine grudge sequence into their DNA. But, two things real quick.

[00:12:10]One, this is The racist turtle.

[00:12:13]>> technically a remake of an older video, but as a rule of thumb, anything with iPhone 8 quality or Apple headphones for a mic should be disregarded. And two, while the facts and fakes might be true, you're going to hear me anthropomorphize animals a lot in this video and treat them like humans. But, at the end of the day, I That monkey is brave for even though that was a juvenile-looking hippopotamus hippo hippopotamus.

[00:12:34]I think we'll still [ __ ] things up.

[00:12:37]Animals are just playing the cards they were dealt and doing what comes naturally to survive. That being said, hating each other with prejudice-laced passion is what comes naturally to these two. Lions and hy- Lions and hyenas, yeah, they they even though hyenas are much smaller, they are definitely rivals to lions cuz they if the pack is big enough and can outmatch the the few lionesses or lion that's around, they can drive them away. But, at the same time, lions would go after them and even uh go after uh the cubs and the the hyenas will also go after the cubs of the lions all the time.

[00:13:15]>> Hyenas might have a beef more infamous and more on sight than Tom and Jerry.

[00:13:18]It's one that involves bone killing, jujutsu kaisen-level jumpings, calorie jacking on both sides, mind you, and the aforementioned handicapping. Lions and hyenas have generational beef that's been marinating for as long as they've been alive, and it's all thanks to the power struggle between Oh, yeah, that one right there.

[00:13:34]That one has uh a broken leg.

[00:13:37]generational beef That's been Yeah, that's definitely a broken >> marinating for as long as they've been alive, and it's all thanks to the power struggle between an overgrown Afro kitty and a maligned mongoose on steroids. In some places, lions sit at the top, and in others, the Serengeti laugh tracks the dominant predator. Now, I'm not going to sit here and pretend I don't have a bias, but there are no good guys or bad guys. Both are apex predators that start off life as pint-size cubs just trying to survive the brutal RNG of life. Something I truly wish on none of you. Lord of the Beast ain't a game you want to play, but maybe Beast Lord is.

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[00:14:22]But, what if I told you this feliform family feud ain't even the worst beef the lions have to deal with. You lose tough points when it takes 10 of you to press one of them. Now, but the real roadblock to this panda's pursuit of happiness, the animal I think that is the average.

[00:14:34]Like, usually it takes between like I would say seven and uh 10 hyenas just to scare off one lion lone lion or at least have a chance to scare off one lion.

[00:14:46]Uh and if it's lioness, maybe uh maybe six to eight, depending, cuz I know lionesses are a little bit more skittish because they're smaller. animals so vindictive >> But, not by much.

[00:14:56]>> named it Black Death and Widowmaker.

[00:14:57]Cape buffalo stand on business, and they'll trap lions in trees for hours, and they'll even hit an uno reverse and hunt the hunter. And with horns that can reach quite two full digits, they'll more than weaponize the power of friendship. Say what you will, I've never seen a hyena make a lion look like that. Not to mention they'll play keep-away with a lion cub, and it's all thanks to mobbing. And mobbing's Oh my [ __ ] [snorts] god. Not to mention they'll play keep-away with a lion cub, What the [ __ ] Oh my god.

[00:15:23]>> And it's all thanks to mobbing.

[00:15:25]Damn.

[00:15:26]>> And mobbing's exactly what you see here, and it's fueled by the beef between a rogue stealth assassin build without the bulk or squad advantage of lions and hyenas, and a highly intelligent, highly social tank of a primate. Divided baboons are leopard lunch meat. United, and the leopard gets folded like an omelet. You know it's an iconic beef when the kids are involved, and both leopards and baboons will kidnap the young of each other. With leopards, some say it's a chess play to bait the baby's bigger, meatier parents. While baboons have enough foresight to cancel a cub before it can grow up into a problem.

[00:15:53]That's not the only theft they commit.

[00:15:55]Baboons are underrated predators that will turn a gazelle baby shower into a homicide and a happy meal, which means Damn, that is [ __ ] yeah. Never mess with monkeys. They are actually like dangerous creatures. They really hard.

[00:16:08]>> means baboons aren't a boat pocket All all sizes, all different types of monkeys, never mess with them.

[00:16:13]>> picking other predators, which makes it wild hypocritical that the same malice monkeys will ruin leopard hunts with an alarm call to warn their prey. It takes a special level of hatred to bread block a predator on the hunt. Oh, and by the way, if you don't know this, apes will go for your dick and balls and rip them out with their teeth.

[00:16:30]Don't mess with monkeys. Like how we used to think humpback whales were the guardians of the sea for saving other animals from killer whales. Whole time it's an ancestrally traumatized cetacean going out of its way to interfere with orca hunts to make sure the zebras go home hungry. You see, the whale killers will often murk baby whales, and the humpback hood does not let that slide.

[00:16:47]It's not just on sight. Any sense is an invitation. One time, a pair of spike-powered humpbacks sabotaged a group of orcas after a gray whale calf and proceeded to harass them for 6 hours straight. Damn.

[00:16:58]>> and apparently even penguins have benefited from the beef. As the humpback motto states, no orca alive shall prosper. And that's on par. It might seem like the leopard gets griefed religiously.

[00:17:07]>> I did not know about that. That's crazy.

[00:17:09]>> beef. Just know when the lights go out, it's a different story. In fact, it's the busted night vision and being the best tree-climbing cat that makes it a bane to baboons. So, I'd say it's pretty even. And if you're wondering what happened to him, he's fine. And the very next day, he was seen trying a trio of porcupines. So, clearly his risk calculator's broken. But, at least baboons have numbers on their side against an athletically disrespectful feline. Imagine having problems with the >> Damn, that monkey got caught.

[00:17:30]>> on the planet and having to run that fade solo. The tiger's the death stroke of the cat world, a walking census subtraction that'll take down gaurs, crocodiles, and tigers are on record eradicating elephants. They even dare go after bears, including the most homicidal one on the planet. The sloth Damn.

[00:17:47]>> bears got to be the most trigger-happy of the bears, and it's all thanks to this thing I just made up called the predator-prey paradox. Basically, it means you're infinitely more fortunate in the fortune apartment if a moose presses you than if a bear because with predators, you got to convince them you're worth the effort. But, an animal that already gets hunted will turn you into a was before they take time to judge your intent. Real-life Baloo often gets bodied by tigress and leopards.

[00:18:07]Also, most of their diet is insects, and the same claws that helped them break into termite apartments means they can't just climb from the smoke like some other bears. Which means what you got here is a high-strung insect eater with predator hardware. It's like a giant honey badger, and they're so unpredictable that folks actually fear them more than they do tigers. Not for no reason. Wow, very aggressive. I've never heard of those. Despite having a bigger population and a wider range, brown bears actually murk half the people this floppy-faced anxiety attack does. But, you see, the thing with tigers, bears can make up to 5% of their diet, and they usually target cubs or moms with cubs. The tiger trauma runs so deep that since tigers have been known to imitate sambar deer while hunting them, sloth bears got Pavlov'd into panicking at the sound of real deer. So, what you got here is a beef between a predator and prey that opts for fight over flight. Sloth bears will Steven.

[00:18:56]I'm recording. What's up?

[00:18:59]I was trying to check that it that Doesn't matter.

[00:19:04]Okay. Well, she's back in my room, I see.

[00:19:13]I can hear.

[00:19:15]What does time? 19 minutes. So, sometime at 19 minutes, I got to rewind.

[00:19:21]Okay.

[00:19:26]target cubs or moms with cubs. The tiger trauma runs so deep that since tigers have been known to imitate sambar deer while hunting them, sloth bears got Pavlov'd into panicking at the sound of real deer. So, what you got here is a beef between a predator and prey that opts for fight over flight. Sloth bears will square up to a tiger head-on, and the sheer balls of facing them can intimidate inexperienced tigers that don't know any better. The ones that do prefer to catch them slipping at the termite mound, ambushing the sloth bear and going for its neck. Cuz once a sloth bear has to grab it with a giant house cat, it's up for him. But even then, the equalizer of Asia better come correct.

[00:19:57]And sloth bears instinctively go for the face. And even in a losing effort, the bear can [ __ ] the tiger. Especially when it's a mother ready Yeah, when when it comes to certain fights in the animal kingdom, even if the uh the hunter gets the hunted as in the bear right here, this thing can still probably devastate the tiger to the point where it's going to eventually die because of this interaction. to die about her baby. Or reverse it. And I was not kidding. Put the aggressive bulk in a higher weight class, and lions would have the same problems. And like any great beef, both sides have a healthy level of respect and fear. Where sloth bears usually avoid tigers, and tigers are generally wary of bears. Meanwhile, the next beef has one animal literally praying they don't They have beef, but they don't want to fight most often, probably. They will only fight if territory is threatened, babies are threatened, or something, or desperation for food, probably. It's probably one of those situations, and it's almost a It's almost a a risk for them attacking or starting the fight in general.

[00:20:59]Whoever starts the fight is also putting themselves at a huge risk, no matter what. right into each other. 2020 had a lot of headlines. So many that you probably forgot the murder hornet subplot. [music] These were Asian giant hornets, and they are pretty much black air >> Oh, I remember this being talked about.

[00:21:15]>> energy in the form of a bug. Their stinger is sharp enough to poke through gear beekeepers normally wear. And their finishing move literally involves decapitating their prey with their mandibles. In Japan, these homicide hornets knock off 30 to 50 people a year. And it's not just people getting put on shirts. They also severely bully bees. And unlike bees, they can sting multiple times, can deliver 10 times the venom, are five times bigger, and are built like a tiny armored fighter jet.

[00:21:37]That God damn, those are terrifying.

[00:21:39]>> That's how murder hornets can obliterate entire beehives. [music] So when the Asian hornets started popping up in the US, people were understandably shook. And it was believed only one bug could stand up to the aerial assault. The praying mantis is a straight-up oppressive. An ambush hunter that has lizards, frogs, fish, and even small birds on its body count.

[00:21:55]They have Damn.

[00:21:57]>> wings, but they rarely fly. Cuz in a world of fight or flight, they've been made their choice. And in 2020, a video would go viral of a mantis merking a hornet, going for brain like a sapio. In the wild, it's a different story. And it's often hornets that get caught packing up praying mantises. They're arguably the only insect that can give 10% of the Furious Five problems. But as you can see, a mantis won't miss a chance to settle the score. But who has the upper hand in this rivalry?

[00:22:19]Unfortunately, it might not be who you want. According to sciences, it's usually the mantis taking the L. So much that mantises are actually a well-documented source of food for the hornets. And while the god-fearing kung fu roaches get their licks in when they can, pretty much everything has to go right for them to come out on top. But also, you peep out a terminator termite ripped off its legs before eating it alive. Don't try and tell me the same personal. The sad truth is, this hornet was actually anesthetized before it got manhandled. They literally had to nerf the hornet to give rapid W for the mantis. The mantis might not be the answer against a bundy bug, but damn it if they don't give them a fight. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. What did he do to the mantis?

[00:22:52]I heard him say they nerfed, but did he specify?

[00:23:02]A what?

[00:23:09]I have no idea what the [ __ ] that word is.

[00:23:12]Definition? Comments?

[00:23:28]That's their biggest uh uh offense against hornets, wasps, and other big bee-like things.

[00:23:51]Oh, the Burmese python. Yeah, that that thing is an invasive one.

[00:23:56]Uh uh yeah, yeah.

[00:24:08]Yeah, I I I do know about that part, yeah.

[00:24:28]Oh, [ __ ] >> [music] >> Damn. Okay.

[00:25:48]Oh my [ __ ] >> [laughter] [gasps] >> Damn.

[00:26:07]I can see that, yeah. Cuz mice and and small like squirrels and stuff like that.

[00:26:14]All easy prey for foxes and owls and what they normally go after.

[00:26:46]>> [laughter] >> That was a straight-up back the [ __ ] off.

[00:27:46]Oh, really? Coyotes and ravens? That's one I've never even heard of.

[00:28:08]That's [ __ ] Okay. Now, if I'm being attacked by a [ __ ] monkey, and I take a shot, I'm sorry. That that fucker's going down. It's my life or that monkey's life. I I don't care. It's self-fucking defense.

[00:29:21]He should have I hope he won that case, cuz that that is [ __ ] [ __ ] That [ __ ] will go for the dick and balls and rip it the [ __ ] off. Don't mess with goddamn monkeys.

[00:29:45]>> even have to be on timing if we didn't go and build a city on their front lawn.

[00:29:48]Plus a baboon can go through your trash can and find more nutrition in 30 seconds than it would in 6 hours of foraging. So, we can't be mad at them for working smarter. All we can do is what every other animal in this video already does and just find a way to deal with it. Even if it means a baboon takes your hood pass. But that's going to do it for this video. Make sure you drink water, hug your mother.

[00:30:05]Yo, for real, stop trying these monkeys, man. I promise you won't like how that story ends. And I'mma see y'all in the next one.

[00:30:12]All right.

[00:30:23]Aw. Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed this reaction. Like I I know this is going to be a little bit of a different style, but it makes it possibly more doable to maybe do this a a couple times a month where I sit down, watch one or two or three, depending on uh the certified Australian meme shorts and all that stuff. And if he drops the full-length video, of course, I'll be checking that out ASAP. You guys let me know about it.

[00:30:50]I'll also look out for myself.

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