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[00:00:00]Am I the [ __ ] for accidentally making my ex jealous with a potato? I'm not just going to be like, "Take a whip."

[00:00:07]>> Do you think that we were going to solve all the world's problems here?

[00:00:10]>> [laughter] >> There's no coming back from that.

[00:00:12]>> Okay, here's my ruling. I'm in the wrong.

[00:00:15]>> [laughter] >> I'm definitely in the wrong. I'm just playing devil's advocate. Don't both look at me like that.

[00:00:20]>> [music] >> Hello everyone, I'm Tan France and this is Honorable Gays. And I know you guys want to get on with the story, so let's do it.

[00:00:29]Am I the [ __ ] for accidentally making my ex jealous with a potato that I posted a picture of? Yes, Eric, that face is correct. Okay, this story is ridiculous, but I have a group chat with a few friends on WhatsApp. We all used to work together in a restaurant, so we have an inside joke about this weird [ __ ] who tried to flirt with us by pretending potatoes or carrots were shaped like a penis and put them in between his legs as a joke. So, one of my friends, Annie, was having a bad day and we were trying to make her laugh.

[00:01:00]So, my other friend, Jennifer, put a photo of a penis-shaped [music] carrot as her profile picture, and I thought it was hilarious. And so, I did the same thing with a potato picture. About an hour later, I got a message from my ex cursing me out and saying, "Good luck with your disgusting new penis in your life, you whore." I told him to calm down because it was not a penis and to mind his own business. He insisted that I was lying and continued to go off on me saying that I had posted it on purpose because I wanted him to see it, which doesn't even make sense because I had no idea he was on WhatsApp. I told him that he just stopped stalking me because he's embarrassing himself and that I hope that he knows he's jealous of a potato. Now, to help you understand this, we do have visual representation of what she posted. Oh, we've got two. One that was posted on her friend Jennifer's profile and one that she posted. So, this was Jennifer's. Oh.

[00:01:56]I mean, definitely dick-like.

[00:01:59]>> But you can tell it's not really a penis.

[00:02:01]>> Yeah.

[00:02:02]>> But this one, on the other hand, if you were to crop it well enough, like >> [laughter] >> Oh my god.

[00:02:08]>> Like if you cropped that right there, like if you cropped that there. You can see what I mean. You would ask a question, why is that person's penis a weird yellowy clay color?

[00:02:19]>> I mean, that's a miracle, that potato.

[00:02:22]That's crazy.

[00:02:24]>> We have somebody who uh thinks it's funny to post phallic pictures and an ex-boyfriend who has mistaken a potato for a penis. Do we have any initial thoughts? Who's the [ __ ] in this situation? The ex or the original poster?

[00:02:39]>> This situation is stupid, like >> [laughter] >> Sure is. Did you think that we were going to solve all the world's problems here and that we were going to create world peace? That's not what's happening here.

[00:02:49]>> No, I think like the ex is an [ __ ] just cuz he's the ex. Like I don't trust him.

[00:02:55]>> [laughter] >> Okay.

[00:02:56]>> I mean, what did he call her, a dirty [ __ ] or something?

[00:02:59]>> Dirty [ __ ] yeah. Dirty [ __ ] >> Okay, crazy. That's so crazy. Like that's just so crazy response.

[00:03:06]>> Yeah, he had it locked and loaded.

[00:03:08]>> Yeah.

[00:03:09]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, it just feels like such a wild reaction that you've got to have thought that for a long time to go right there.

[00:03:16]Even if it was a picture of a penis. Who cares? You're the ex.

[00:03:19]>> Even if she cheated on him relentlessly for years.

[00:03:26]>> Even if she is a dirty [ __ ] >> Yeah, so what? [laughter] It's none of your business.

[00:03:31]>> She might be a really proud dirty [ __ ] Like that might be a compliment. It does sound like he's a bit of a stalker. Have we ever stalked an ex?

[00:03:38]>> I actually I went on Facebook cuz I was going on Facebook Marketplace last night. Ex updated their profile picture.

[00:03:44]I was like, let me go look.

[00:03:45]>> [laughter] >> Did it solidify your decision to not be with that person?

[00:03:50]>> Yes. [laughter] >> I assumed that is where we're going and I just needed to hear it. Okay, great.

[00:03:55]Are you still friends with any of your exes, Eric?

[00:03:57]>> Um, no.

[00:03:59]>> No, [laughter] not one.

[00:04:00]>> Not one.

[00:04:01]>> No, I love to burn that bridge. Like I just feel like that's necessary for me.

[00:04:05]>> Rob, are you still friends with any of your exes?

[00:04:07]>> Yeah, definitely.

[00:04:08]>> I'm friends with all of mine.

[00:04:10]>> You're the problem. Eric, you're toxic.

[00:04:12]>> [laughter] >> Well, I only really have two real exes.

[00:04:16]>> I have three. I have three.

[00:04:17]>> And one of them, after we broke up, he like called into a podcast and said I should be put down like a dog.

[00:04:25]There's no big There's no coming back from that.

[00:04:27]>> I think we're all in agreement, but I still need to hear it. Closing statements, who is the [ __ ] The girl who posted the phallic pic or the ex?

[00:04:34]>> Absolutely the ex, and the OP knows that and she just wanted to get it on the internet so she could get everybody riled up about how crazy her ex is.

[00:04:44]>> Yeah, I'm going to have to agree. I think crazy ex messaging about the potato dick pic.

[00:04:50]>> Maybe he's just hung up on her though.

[00:04:51]>> Okay, I'm ready to give my verdict.

[00:04:53]>> She is the one in the right, the original poster, and the ex is obviously the [ __ ] Also, as my tangent, if you're the ex, you do not need to be contacting your ex. They don't need to hear from you ever again. Your opinions on them, their lives, their dick potatoes, they don't need to hear from you. Unless you're reaching out saying I'm sorry I wasn't a great partner or I want you back and these are the reasons why, you don't need to reach out to your ex. Leave them alone.

[00:05:19]I love this one cuz it's insane. Am I the [ __ ] for leaving my boyfriend's place in the middle of the night after he locked the bathroom?

[00:05:28]There's not enough to go on to give your opinion, so just wait until we hear the story. I'm a 28-year-old female staying over at my boyfriend's place. He's 31, and we've been dating for about 6 months. Around 11:00 p.m., I got up to use the bathroom. I tried the handle and it was locked. I waited thinking maybe he was in there, but nope, he was sitting on the sofa. I asked why the bathroom was locked and he said, "I don't let people use my bathroom after 10:00 p.m. It's a boundary I have."

[00:05:52]>> What? What is he, a Starbucks? What is this?

[00:05:56]>> I told him I needed to pee and he just goes, "Well, you'll have to wait until the morning." This is her boyfriend of 6 months, FYI. At that point, I didn't know what to say. I asked him to unlock it. I told him this was ridiculous and he stood firm. He said, "My space, my rules." So, I left. I didn't make a scene. I just said that this was a little too much and left. He texted me later calling me disrespectful and that I should have just talked it out with him instead of walking out. My sister said I did the right thing, but [music] one of my friends said I probably made it bigger than it needed to be and I should have just stayed and dealt with [music] it. Maybe I did overreact, but I can't stop thinking, "Who locks a bathroom door and tells someone, an adult, to hold it?" That's not normal, right? The story is very simple. He locks the bathroom door. No one's allowed to use it after 10:00. Doesn't matter how desperate you are. Pee in the sink. Is the original poster the [ __ ] or the boyfriend who won't unlock his bathroom?

[00:06:46]>> Do you think that maybe he took a and he was trying to save her life because he dropped a bomb in there and he was like, "Don't go in there."

[00:06:53]>> Absolutely. Absolutely. [laughter] >> You raise a very fair point. I am so weird about bathroom habits that I would probably be willing to lose a partner of 6 months than them going to the bathroom straight after I've destroyed it.

[00:07:06]>> 6 months is an interesting time cuz it's like it's new but not. So, you're like, I don't know. By that point, I've definitely farted.

[00:07:14]>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:07:17]I know that I'm a very, very prissy gay and the most uptight type A person, but I need to make sure I heard this right.

[00:07:25]You fart in front of your partner within the first 6 months?

[00:07:28]>> I mean, their weiner is in my butt.

[00:07:31]Like, of course Like, what's wrong WITH A FART?

[00:07:33]>> OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. ARE YOU talking about during sex or are you just talking about just in general?

[00:07:38]>> No. No, I'm saying like if if you've had anal sex, what's the big deal about farting at some other point? I'm not saying like I'm gassing it up during the Love Is Blind or something. I'm not just going to be like, "Take a whip, bitch."

[00:07:50]>> I kind of agree like if we're having sex, no rules. I don't like find farting attractive like Rob. Like Rob really like thinks [laughter] that >> He's really turned on by farts, too.

[00:08:01]>> For me, at least in my experience, 6 months you like know whether you're like in love with them ish or not.

[00:08:06]>> For sure.

[00:08:07]>> Right? Like how did you How did that rule never come up before?

[00:08:10]>> Yeah. And has she never needed the bathroom after 10:00? How early they going to bed?

[00:08:15]>> I do wonder if he lives in like New York or somewhere where maybe it's loud, the pipes or something make a noise, so he doesn't want to upset the neighbors.

[00:08:23]Maybe he's just trying to be nice. I'm just playing devil's advocate. Don't both look at me like that.

[00:08:28]>> Maybe she's a [ __ ] and he was tired of it and he said, "No more."

[00:08:31]>> [laughter] >> Girlie has IBS and he's like, "After 10:00 p.m. you start getting wild and I can't get to bed, so you know what?"

[00:08:40]>> Maybe it is her fault.

[00:08:41]>> Gosh, that's funny. We were so judgy of him assuming that he was the [ __ ] And at no point up until now did we consider she could be blowing up that bathroom and destroying it. Yeah. Who's the [ __ ] The original poster or the boyfriend?

[00:08:53]>> While I am tempted to run with the tale that she has horrendous bowel movements past 10:00 p.m. so he was preventing her from doing that, I am going to say he's the [ __ ] for creating such an insane rule or at least covering up something with that rule.

[00:09:10]>> I have to agree. I'm sorry. It's like him putting up a sign that says no girls allowed. Like he's making up rules that don't make sense for an adult in a relationship. I think he's the [ __ ] for his behavior and who he is as a person.

[00:09:24]>> Okay, thank you so much. He is clearly the [ __ ] and he is definitely not ready to date. Okay, my tangent for this one is very simple. You have no right to control your partner. They're a grown ass [ __ ] and you should not be locking your bathroom so they can't use it.

[00:09:37]Also, that's a deal breaker, ladies. If a guy is telling you you can't pee or poop in his house after a certain time, get out that relationship. It's never going to get better. That's all.

[00:09:49]Am I the [ __ ] for wanting my boyfriend to notice when I'm cleaning and offer to help? Me, 23 female, and my boyfriend, 24 male, have been living together for 3 and 1/2 years. The same month we moved in, my boyfriend lost his job, so I've been the only one working for the last 2 months. He's fairly good at keeping the house tidy when I'm at work, but he doesn't do any deep cleaning. Generally, I don't mind at all because I like deep cleaning on the weekends. I don't always expect him to help. However, this morning, after a week of being sick, I was deep cleaning the apartment. He was still in bed. He had just started playing video games. He got up, acknowledged me, brushed his teeth, and then he got back into bed.

[00:10:20][music] I was upset. I don't expect anything, but it would be nice if he would at least offer to help. He noticed my attitude change and bugged me about what was wrong. Knowing my boyfriend and that he wouldn't like the reason I was upset, I kept telling him that I was just fine. He continued to pry, and eventually I gave in and told him that it would be nice if he had offered to help, especially when he saw me cleaning. He blew up saying that it's not fair that I expect him to notice when I'm cleaning. This is in parentheses. Mind you, he danced in my face while I was washing the dishes, so I assumed he'd noticed that I was cleaning. Now, I'm the one that's upset.

[00:10:49][music] He's back in bed, on his phone, laughing at different videos. Should I be asking him to help every time I clean? Is it fair to want him to notice and offer to help me without having to ask him? To summarize, we have a boyfriend who cleans, by all accounts, cleans relatively often, just isn't doing any deep clean. A girlfriend who really likes deep cleaning and cleans every weekend. Her boyfriend doesn't often notice when she's cleaning and doesn't offer to help. But, she's the only one working outside the house right now. She's the only one with a job. Who is the [ __ ] in this situation? The original poster who wants help, or the boyfriend who's at home playing video games, but doing some cleaning?

[00:11:22]Yeah, I feel like this is very real. I also love that he's in his bedroom playing video games or laughing at videos. So, she goes on Reddit and she's like, "Am I the asshole?" Right now, he's laughing. Like that she went right to Reddit. I'd love to hear what everyone thinks cuz I'm not really sure one way or another right now, but I think that >> they both have a point. I'm just like >> Okay, so he's unemployed, lazy. Like I feel so bad for women. Like [laughter] women have to deal with so much. Like I feel LIKE HE'S TRASH.

[00:11:52]>> [laughter] >> WOAH.

[00:11:55]>> OKAY.

[00:11:56]>> IT'S LIKE, come on. Like I mean, he's like, "I didn't notice you were cleaning." Yes, you did. You just ignored it. Like you didn't want to clean.

[00:12:04]>> No, no, no. He didn't ignore it. He danced in her face.

[00:12:06]>> Danced in her face while she was cleaning, didn't offer to help, unemployed, living on her dollar.

[00:12:12]He is such a douche.

[00:12:15]>> [laughter] >> Doesn't it sound like they've got major issues aside from the cleaning? Like if they can't communicate well enough to figure out what the household should look like and how it should run 3 and 1/2 years into the relationship, that sounds like a problem to me. I used to be the kind of person that would do that deep clean, but do it in a really angry, [ __ ] way. I can't believe they're not helping me. Sometimes they don't notice it, and that should be good enough. I'm the one that really wants a deep clean.

[00:12:41]He doesn't. And so, as long as there's some balance, isn't that all that matters? I will say she is the one working.

[00:12:49]She's the one out the house, but by all accounts, she likes deep [music] clean.

[00:12:54]I want to make it clear I did not write this. It's someone else, but this is my story.

[00:12:58]>> [laughter] >> This is my life, and I know I'm the problem, and I think she needs to realize that she's also a bit of the problem.

[00:13:05]>> But don't you guys feel like sometimes straight guys like want to date their mom or like date someone who >> [laughter] >> will take care of them like their mom did? Like >> Definitely.

[00:13:15]>> Not Come on, we've all dated the gay guy who wanted a mom in a gay man form.

[00:13:20]Gosh, I've dated slobs.

[00:13:22]>> I did date a slob, yeah. He was lazy.

[00:13:24]Lazy, yeah.

[00:13:25]>> She needs to speak up if this bothers her like this, she needs she needs to not go on Reddit and she she needs to talk to him.

[00:13:32]>> So, that's why I think they're relationship problems because what I did 15 years ago after being a complete [ __ ] about it for 3 years, I said, "Hey, I want to make it really clear. I need you to do XYZ."

[00:13:43]And so, for 15 years we've not had a problem. Just talk about it. Communicate better.

[00:13:47]>> I think that the boyfriend is the [ __ ] strictly because he's like, "Well, I didn't know you wanted me to help." Okay, shut the Like, you see your girlfriend cleaning. She works a full-time job. She's carrying the weight of your lazy ass. Like, just pick up a sponge and help her.

[00:14:02]>> There is a communication issues here.

[00:14:05]So, I don't like either of these two, but [laughter] I think they're a little immature, but if I had to if I had to pick somebody, I'd say he's more at fault with the circumstances, but like they they are not right for each other.

[00:14:19]>> Okay, here's my ruling. Because it's so clear I'm her I am wrong. I'm in the wrong.

[00:14:26]Definitely in the wrong.

[00:14:27]And I know how to solve it and it's just a conversation. She's in the wrong in this one. Don't get me wrong, Eric. I'm so with you. I understand that the guy's also a But, because I am her, I also know that she's cleaning thinking, "I just want the credit. I want him to know how hard I'm working." So, you don't really want the help. You just want to be able to show that you're a martyr and then later on get rewards for it. It's such a lame play, but after 18 years it still works. So, you're both wrong.

[00:14:57]You're both >> [laughter] >> wrong.

[00:15:00]And my tangent is you're in this relationship together.

[00:15:04]Just offer to help each other even if you think that they don't need your help. Ask a question. And if they say they don't need it, great. You're off the hook. But, at least ask a question.

[00:15:12]Don't be a Don't be lazy. Help your partner. You're in this together.

[00:15:16]Thank you so much for watching, honorable gays. I hope you appreciate my verdict. You might disagree with my verdict and I want to hear it. Be sure to file a complaint in the comments.