Are You Nuts!?! Risk Meta Settings

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:01]What is up risk takers?

[00:00:06]Welcome to the kill pet strategy. I am Pete. I am a top grandmaster playing risk global domination. If you are interested in getting better at the game of risk, invite you to subscribe to the channels and come along the ride with me. Well, I guess we take that Vienna cap. Hungry would be better, but we definitely want to block Hungry. If black takes it, it still doesn't really [ __ ] up my game that bad. I guess I I I'd be off bonus is a thing. Whatever.

[00:00:36]No guts, no glory, is what I say.

[00:00:41]Hello, my friends. These are some crazy blizzards. So, Romania would arguably be better, too. But what if we get a grease cap or something? So this is how the Blizzards will control the game today on our round of the meta. Our noob corner is actually normal and open normal noob corner and then we have a one two line pocket. Um the white two and then the black one. Magenta decides to cap them on with that. And then we have a what is essentially a three four line merge. So it's a 345 but there's only two entries. So I'm middle. I'm middle position. Um, ideally I get the bonus I'm captain and then work on that and kind of see who's where. Um, but we'll see. Hello my friends.

[00:01:27]How you doing Cade? How you doing? How you doing? Steve and how you doing? Or Godly Salty Noah says he's first. How are you Noah? Hello Ken with the cuckaratcha. Lucky duck snarks.

[00:01:40]Todd Rango. Hello my friends. Hello.

[00:01:42]Hello. It's Peter. You can call me Peter. Right. I you if you really want to piss me off, I shouldn't tell you guys this, but if you really want to piss me off, the name I don't like is Pey.

[00:01:53]That one Pey sounds like a dbag.

[00:01:57][ __ ] that nerd. Okay, good choice for white. White's going to go for the split position with that cap. Okay, that guards nothing. So, all right. Do we see where blue? Thankfully, we don't see black's open.

[00:02:12]PD Pablo, it's fine. You can call me.

[00:02:15]Call me whatever you want really.

[00:02:18]Pota. No, I get uh my my mom's Dutch, so she calls me Pikeia. Like he is like the dimminionives of little little Pete.

[00:02:32]Vienna for a change. I had to block.

[00:02:34]Black was going to get this OP cap here and it was going to be all over.

[00:02:41]All right. Do we get a vibe from blue?

[00:02:43]Don't call me late for I [ __ ] That's exactly what I said not to do. Jesus.

[00:02:48]Um, White never knows to hold the never gets to hold the split. He knows that.

[00:02:52]Oh, so you think it's just full suing?

[00:02:54]That could be too. Steve says, "I really thought the song was I Wish by Skilo."

[00:02:57]You're correct, Steve. Good ear. Bunsie played I Wish by Skilo on her quiz the other day. I was like, "What's the sample?" And it's this.

[00:03:08]This is Spinning by Bernard Wright and it is the sample.

[00:03:14]Good. Good [ __ ] ear. Holy [ __ ] I didn't think anyone would get that right off the bat.

[00:03:19]Is the sample for I wish by Skilo.

[00:03:25]Don't think of a pink Elvin. I just did.

[00:03:27]But I just did. How could you do that to me? [ __ ] mind control this one.

[00:03:37]want to smack that black cap. I want to win my side of the board. So, black being here will resist magenta. So, there'll be war there. So, these guys will play off each other for a while settling themselves down. Whereas, if I get uh So, I'm second seat. So, I want to maintain my initiative. Splitting my attention between two positions will slow me down. Whereas um focusing on get big into get big into everything behind me get dead is the play pattern that I'm looking for here.

[00:04:08]And if there's only one player behind me, it's much more likely that's going to happen. So you'll see how I play my turn two, right? And you guys have seen how I play in an initiative seat. I assume blue is noob corner.

[00:04:19]Maybe black's going to oppose, right? So you have tension. You have uh two sets of of 2v2s on the other side of the board potentially. And then I have to just beat this guy. Okay. So, Red is there. Red's going to be an Italy cap.

[00:04:31]Sure. Okay. Oh, no. Red's cap is here.

[00:04:36]Red's going to be a problem for me. I see what we're doing. Hello. Hello. How you doing, Chris Paige?

[00:04:44]You love that song back in the 90s? I I thought it was a great song. You doing Bonjour?

[00:04:51]Okay. So, my read now is that well, we know what white's up to.

[00:05:00]Yeah. My my read there is that red red actually took um an Italy that they have no business taking and their cap is there based on that fortify. So, I'm actually have to stop them, but that's going to come at my own expense.

[00:05:15]What's the best move to do that? A steal. All right. So, blue getting eight tells me what? Iceland.

[00:05:22]Okay, we understand this board a bit better, but red being there. I don't like red being there, that's that's a big problem for me. That's a big problem in my plan.

[00:05:40]It's amazing. had enough troops left over to take Italy and fort something the capital.

[00:05:59]This is blue finishing new corner.

[00:06:05]All right. So, blue is going to have tension here.

[00:06:09]Black assuming black's still going to go bad to magenta. White's going to have tension here. So, I'm I'm not doing so well.

[00:06:17]Um, yeah, we full steal the red bonus cuz I saw where Red's cap is. Hopefully this way this prevents red from actually getting in on the original bonus. Um, yeah, red like red being here is a problem for me.

[00:06:46]That's a problem. We don't want that.

[00:06:49]Silly red. No, it's not silly for them.

[00:06:51]It's It's a reasonable It's It's like a They're kind of They're trying to play it sneaky, right? They think So, there's only how many? There's only three points that access um the West um because of the Blizzards. Hungary, their cap, and the top of the map. Um, and Red was hoping that I would let him hold a bonus next to me, even though his cap doesn't attach to it. Oh, Maganda didn't put enough troops on the capital.

[00:07:16]Okay. Okay. You think red breaks through with what? With his cap stack. That's good. If red uses his cap stack to break a seven, then I ideally have enough to kill him.

[00:07:26]Pink cap looks sealable. It will be.

[00:07:28]Yeah. If red takes may maybe this line that might be how he plays it.

[00:07:39]The real problem for red is I I see where he is. Even though I don't see where he is, I see where he is.

[00:07:48]How does he have so many troops? That's unreasonable. That is an unreasonable amount of troops to have.

[00:08:07]Okay.

[00:08:09]Any lucky Joker?

[00:08:16]Getting done without a nuke. What? What did I do with a nuke? As an MJ fan, have you heard of Alien Anarmm Smooth Criminal? Didn't I like Didn't I do that for karaoke the other night? I don't know that song, Chris. I don't know that Randy Newman song. I know. I mean, I know of it, but I don't know it. Could definitely go for the pink cap. I don't know, man. I'm even more worried about magenta or uh about red up there now. Now that he has an unreasonable amount of troops on cap, he shouldn't have.

[00:08:46]White returns with I mean the the magenta cap is good for my position.

[00:09:01]Oh [ __ ] I thought I already had the best viewers. Thanks for letting me know, man.

[00:09:11]I thought I already had them. WHY DIDN'T I HAVE THEM ALREADY?

[00:09:15]WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL ME? OH, MAN.

[00:09:18]NAH, you guys are the best. You guys know you're the best. Come on. I need anyone better than you.

[00:09:26]What is Blue thinking about?

[00:09:28]12.

[00:09:32][ __ ] sakes knows he's the best. Exactly.

[00:09:35]Anyway, poop face.

[00:09:40]Have you heard of Good Susan by AMA? I have not.

[00:09:44]And now blue's putting troops on the opposite side of the board. Okay, so blue botting here. Sucks.

[00:10:02]Guess there's no reason not to take that gap.

[00:10:17]Yeah, I lost one on a four cap. All right. All right. All right. Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves, folks.

[00:10:23]Now, Magenta doesn't know what to do.

[00:10:26]Magenta's like, "Oh, man.

[00:10:31]I minun what's up, man. We're trying to quit."

[00:10:36]Ah, they played their [ __ ] third turn capless. Poor fella.

[00:10:48]Oh, we don't talk about that. Welfare.

[00:10:50]Why are you trying to [ __ ] kill the buds, man?

[00:10:53]That's awful.

[00:11:00]People with slick hair and turtleneck.

[00:11:01]Looks like Pete getting ready to announce a new tech startup. It's just chilly in this basement. That's all it is.

[00:11:08]Dr. Ace, what's up, man? Hundreds of hours watch. I finally catch the peeman live. Thanks for all that you do for the wrist community. You say you're blessed.

[00:11:16]I say we are. I I feel blessed, man.

[00:11:18]Thank you. Welcome.

[00:11:21]Doesn't sound like you're a missing throat at all. Sounds like you're a gentleman, sir.

[00:11:25]Welcome to the stream.

[00:11:30]Said, "Golly gosh darn gee Willickers. I should have put troops on my capital.

[00:11:42]That's some odd play though. So, white is capsack pass corner cap.

[00:11:47]Red is now bonusless. So, he's going to be okay. White's in there.

[00:11:53]I just have to remove white from the position. White actually gets the split position here. That's funny.

[00:12:02]Okay. So, letting letting white have the split position is good for me because then white will invest troops off capital and play and and waste half their troops [ __ ] up eventually black.

[00:12:15]I'm still worried about red. The 15 rolls my seven probably.

[00:12:23]Did it take her?

[00:12:26]I'll lose my seven, aren't I?

[00:12:29]I'll just put the seven on capital because that [ __ ] gets broken for sure.

[00:12:33]Um, do I go up into the noob corner?

[00:12:39]No. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:12:51]Well, I'll take a three cap open. I guess they weren't the three caps I was expecting to get. This is why you don't roll black turn one cuz if you have the velocity of bonuses in the early seat, you get even more [ __ ] juice.

[00:13:08]Okay. Okay. Okay, friends. Okay. So, we have the blue cap. Now, who don't we know? Do we have everything? So, this is blue. This is predicted red. Me confirm white and confirm black. We do have all the caps. Okay. So hello Victor Slim Bonjouro.

[00:13:42]All right, red just took the plus eight.

[00:13:44]We do not let red get any additional troops this game, unfortunately for him.

[00:13:50]be channeling VC snowball map. Snowball map. I mean, I'm I've been I've been teaching people how to snowball these settings for a long time and it never gets it never gets tiresome.

[00:14:02]Uh Bush Hungry says, "I was driving home and I had the desire to watch the kill strategy and little did I know he was streaming. How are you, man?" Uh Ola says, "When uh where does American food rank the world?" America is such a diverse place. There's so many different types of American food.

[00:14:20]Some great, some lousy, and everything in between.

[00:14:25]Yeah, that was overdue.

[00:14:33]So, blue's still going to be a problem.

[00:14:45]Okay, I have an idea.

[00:14:59]These guys, I know I know where all of you [ __ ] are. This means war, dude. As if me stealing your turn one bonus wasn't already war. COME ON.

[00:15:35]ALL RIGHT, WE PIVOT TO the uh the new corner.

[00:15:42]And we're we're pissing off everybody.

[00:15:44]Like we're WE'RE PISSING OFF EVERYBODY.

[00:15:48]Oh my god. Hey, Snow Drops. Uh what's up, Pman? I just ran six miles and I feel great. Happy for you, bro. Thank you for the prime.

[00:15:56]Not letting Magenta and Red have bonuses, I think, is key to my plan.

[00:15:59]Peace was never an option. Not Not today. Unfortunately, not today. We're not playing good neighbor. We're playing extremely bad neighbor.

[00:16:09]And black's happy for a single bonus.

[00:16:14]Ultimately, I think black gets into a war with white unless he's working on a split position.

[00:16:20]No, black's happy for a plus4. All right. Black is happy. Take a bonus and stalemate this game. He is one of the people ever. How you doing, style?

[00:16:27]Hello. Hello.

[00:16:28]Um, all this says, "As an Englishman, I get very jealous of the food over there, apart from the breakfasts.

[00:16:38]Yes. Got you, Red. I know. I I understand where we stand. We We stand in in opposition to each other.

[00:16:46]I get it. I understand. Hey, Chochi.

[00:16:49]First time the stream. Uh, love the videos. Spoiled again. Europe caps.

[00:16:52]Welcome, Chochi.

[00:16:56]The Choir.

[00:17:02]I've really been trying to pull off some disgusting [ __ ] So, eight troops for Mart.

[00:17:07]Shandra is Mar Shandra now trying to take Orient.

[00:17:13]I'm kind of like feeling what happened that I already have three caps. Um Magenta took Africa and then didn't leave enough troops on their cap. This was my original and then blue botted. So I tried to snipe blue's cap and then flank the bot before but it still might roll it. Um because I don't quite have enough troops on it. We'll see. No, the six block's okay. The six block's okay.

[00:17:33]I can uh strengthen that.

[00:17:37]And red's cap is card blocked behind it.

[00:17:39]Well, not card block, but red's cap is is uh trapped behind itself.

[00:17:46]So, I got to make sure I don't open that.

[00:18:09]This is some next level greed, guys.

[00:18:13]Red, why did you cap in an interior corner, man?

[00:18:19]All right, so pink is still alive.

[00:18:21]They're taking Russia now.

[00:18:30]Yeah. Yeah. They're taking Russia now.

[00:18:35]Thanks for streaming. You're welcome, man. Thank you for being here. Thank you. Thank you. Want to be called Coochie? We can do that. Um, how many hosts will call you Coochie? You're Chi or Chachi, but I see Chi. I I read it as Chochi. I might be wrong, but definitely not Coochie. How you doing, Eshav?

[00:18:53]Welcome. Welcome. Coochie sounds better to some. I don't want to be called Coochie.

[00:19:02]All right. When does black break out of his hole?

[00:19:08]Now.

[00:19:11]Okay. Black doesn't care. Black's happy to hold a plus4 and carton pass. And red is now going to set and break a bunch of my [ __ ] But I have too much [ __ ] Or is he going to cap stack?

[00:19:26]What's red's plan? Red's trying to kill magenta. Yeah, that didn't work.

[00:19:39]Okay.

[00:19:50]Any amount of troops that white has over here are eventually going to be sunk.

[00:19:54]Okay, white sets. He uses set to take Orient for a guy with such cool dice. Uh, you chose a garbage capital, sir. Kill blue if it doesn't set. Blue's in three places. I think I kill magenta and then blue. But I see what you mean.

[00:20:18]Yeah, there's white. Yeah, it takes Orient like I said. Yeah, finishes one more. Yeah, break a bunch or you're good with that?

[00:20:27]Yeah, cuz I'm not guarding. I'm getting away with [ __ ] murder.

[00:20:34]Okay, the bot's going to break me a bit.

[00:20:36]Yeah, guards. Guards with a nine.

[00:20:46]I do get blue. Yeah, I think I do get blue. Do we kill magenta first? Kill blue first. It's more of a guarantee thing. Do we get them both?

[00:21:22]Yep.

[00:22:35]I want to be nice to white. I don't know why we're getting hit by a bunch of people right now. We almost had enough to kill red.

[00:22:46]Why are we fighting everyone? I think we're killing everyone.

[00:22:50]Black chills. Black doesn't want to get lowest.

[00:22:54]Okay, that's one red. No set.

[00:22:59]Red has a set. Rats. Ah, I was going to kill you. All right, fair enough. Is red to go for white and also fail that kill.

[00:23:08]Mm-m. Red doesn't want to get lowest.

[00:23:10]Okay. Okay. Okay. Nobody wants to get lowest. I like this. I like this. How you doing, Choi with the prime? Thank you so much, man. Thank you. Thank you.

[00:23:19]In fact, on the GM grind. Hey, listen.

[00:23:20]They're all They're all desperate.

[00:23:23]They're all [ __ ] giving me handies and blowies left and right. They say, "Please, that higher placement, please."

[00:23:29]White says, "No, [ __ ] you, Pete. I'm going to slam the [ __ ] out of you."

[00:23:32]Cool. At least someone did. But now he's only going to hit black.

[00:23:39]Okay. Okay. Well, we found we found our buddy, the white player. White punished me for letting him hold Orient. Good to know. Good to know. White gets lowest.

[00:23:50]Well, I guess I guess black gets lowest.

[00:23:54]Sad. Sad for black.

[00:23:58]sign from black.

[00:24:02]But I guess that's what happens when you do nothing in cards in card skip and [ __ ] right?

[00:24:08]I guess that's what happens to you.

[00:24:45]Does it? Yes.

[00:24:50]Yes, it does.

[00:24:54]Cool. This is fine.

[00:24:57]This is fine.

[00:25:05]I'll give you a second, Red. I was up your ass all game and all you have to do now is nothing.

[00:25:12]All you have to do now is nothing. Yeah, good for you.

[00:25:18]Let me kill him.

[00:25:22]I don't think white is the worst player.

[00:25:23]White might be the worst player in this lobby.

[00:25:26]I don't really begrudge anyone's play here. It's just uh I successfully kind of map. This is what I love about the middle cap and initiative. Middle cap plus initiative means I can usually see what the hell is going on very well. AND UH come on, do it. Do it. That's all your troops. Oh, he doesn't do it on cap.

[00:25:50]still doesn't even care to put them on cap. Do you understand the situation you're in, sir? Do I don't think white appreciates how [ __ ] dire the situation truly is.

[00:26:02]He doesn't put his [ __ ] troops on his capital. Like, are you nuts? Are are you [ __ ] nuts, sir? I'm going to kill you immediately.

[00:26:15]Are you good game, RED?

[00:26:28]Well played.

[00:26:32]Oh yes. Oh yes. This game it happened the way I wanted it to.

[00:26:42]Woo.

[00:26:46]Classy step off. Yes, sir. Classy step off for red the way. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the type of risk I want to be playing.

[00:26:58]I thought this was where it was until it became peace. No, no, he's um his forces have joined my own now.

[00:27:09]defeating two beginners inter intermediate and two experts. Okay, blue got big but then just quit playing and red was the best player in this lobby.

[00:27:16]I'm not surprised white was a beginner.

[00:27:18]So Mar Shandra if you happen to see this um A your cap sucks. B capping to try and get a split position not the best play. C attacking me when you did did give you lowest but I think you're going to get it anyways. GG's fellas. Thank you for watching. Hope you enjoyed this video. And if you liked it and you want to give me a like, Hit that like button and come on down to Killp strategy free Pete. Subscribe to the channels, folks.

[00:27:44]I love you. Thank you for being here.

[00:27:47]And for all of you on the path to world domination, good games and good luck.