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the trees have something to say...Added:
I'm only cuz I'm dreading it. Only cuz I want to get it over with. Wait a minute.
Lunalia money has ended. I need to get rid of that. Stop that stupid Ramot always getting things wrong.
The trees arrive all the same.
Take to the bridge.
Hello. I'm a little bit early.
Welcome.
Hello. Hello. Welcome to the chill part of stream where I am chill and I am moderately happy, moisturized, hydrated, in my own lane, flourishing. It won't be the same in about an hour. Thank you so much, Blue. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for the raid. Welcome in.
>> Oh, thank you. Ordinary.
>> Glad to see you're breaching out with your content. Rem.
>> Shut up, man. You know I don't like playing games.
You don't like I don't I'm not a gamer.
Okay. There is actually one story driven game that I'm kind of like interested in kind of. And it it is on sale in my basket. I think it's called like the invincible or something. It's like a space game.
I'm a Remy. I speak for the fleas. Oh my gosh. I love uh the Lorax.
I'm branching out today with some tree content. Yes.
Yeah. I like it. We love trees here. We love trees.
The UK doesn't have any trees.
>> No.
>> Lorax. I speak for the trees looking >> I my favorite part about the Lorax is that he lifts his little tail up which is kind of like you know where his butt is. He just lifts his butt and starts flying into the air so whimsically. I love it.
>> At least we know what the root of your rage will be. But for now I leave it be.
>> I hate this.
Get off my stage. I'm not sharing. I can't stand these ramies. Nah. Today I'm going to be rage baited by trees and not ramies. Hopefully. Yay.
Wasn't in the source material. Huh. I'm splitting from these jokes.
Okay. Well, split then. Split then.
W's content is great for rest. I might be I might be yelling a little bit.
Yeah. I don't know. I saw the game. This game that we're playing today, it is uh trees with guns apparently. It must be >> not from the UK, I must say.
>> Tree love.
>> Tree love. Thank you. Hello, Ank. Or should I say trunk.
>> Greetings to my fellow trunks.
>> In chat.
>> Fun fact, Lord of the Rings also has sensient trees.
>> Is this a hint that there will be a watch along soon?
Bugger off, man.
Do you want to be Do you want to be that fandom?
The one that no one can stand. You want to be the My Hero Academia fandom?
You want to be the Demon Slayer fandom?
Because you're headed that way. Okay. If it gets you to watch Lord of the Rings, aren't we already? The Remy's are the worst fandom ever. I'm I'm kidding.
Okay.
Uh, we already are. No, you said that joke first. Okay. And then I just said it louder for the rest of the class.
Okay. I'm not mean. You're the one that's mean. Yeah. Who will be a a hashira?
Oh. Who will rise up to the challenge?
Did you know that they found a planet that is uh what's the stuff that's in Oh, no. I shouldn't really say this. Um, there's a planet that is uh that smells like pee. They discovered it. Yeah.
>> Ammonia. That's the thing that smells like pee. A piss planet. Yes. Years.
>> You saw the same post.
>> I am so proud to see how far you have come. Rem.
>> Thank you.
>> Can't wait to see what else you do.
>> Word. Colon_art.
>> Holy moly. Two years. Thank you so much.
Thank you.
>> Ammonia. Am I Am I Am I not saying it right? Ammonia. Ammonia.
Sorry, how do you say it? Ammonia.
Ammonia. Ammonia. Ammonia.
Now, I'm just gaslighting you. I hate you. I hate you. But yeah, they discovered the Pierce Planet, which is cool.
GTA 6. I don't know. I don't know if I'm interested.
When is it coming out? Is it coming out ever?
That's probably a better question.
It's pronounced Lord of the Ring. It's pronounced Nitro. Okay. Okay. Okay. So, we're just a bunch of liars in chat.
That's cool.
Animat.
This is too just liars.
Ram can kind of shabari from V4 ammonia.
Yeah. Welcome. Methane. Methane.
Methane. Yeah. probably delay till next year.
Uh it is what it is.
GTA 6 gonna be what be before what?
Yeah. Huane methane his planet before GTA 6.
Yeah.
Wow. I I wonder who will be the first one to colonize it. H. Well, who wants a holiday?
Yeah, who wants a little holiday? Chat's broken. Uh, it does that. I don't know why it it's only sometimes. So, or try and fix it, but I don't think I will be able to fix it.
Yeah. How do we start talking about the Pierce planet? Oh, I just saw it on Twitter, that's all. Yeah. Well, I guess I got a high chat now. No more voice for you.
I speak for the trees. How bad can I be?
How bad can I be? Yeah, YouTube's been on something. Well, YouTube is YouTubers.
Is that your home planet? Yeah.
>> Didn't the Lorax gave Tres guns?
I think that's in the sequel that my my uncle works at whatever animation studio and they told me that they have uh they have trees and guns now. Yeah. Thank you so much, Anime Craft. Thank you. I must go back to my home planet, the piss planet. See you guys later.
She banished us. This game stream. Do you want to swap to Twitch? No.
No. Oh, good. Thank you. Goodbye.
Goodbye. Hello and goodbye. What are the Rey's waffling about? Uh, half of them are talking about the Pierce Planet.
Half of them talking about GTA. Uh, something chat not working.
Well, aren't you banned on Twitch? No, I've been unbanned. Every single time I've been banned on Twitch for doing absolutely nothing, they have unbanned me. Don't worry. They have been very, very kind. They are very in touch. So yeah, the one slot on the piss planet be like, "How bad can I be?" I hate you. I hate you. I can't believe you would say that.
It's a good one, though.
I stopped doing my prime, so you might get You might stop getting banned. Wow, so kind. It's okay. I will always be back. That's one thing about me.
Rem has the my family work at Twitch card. Wow. Well, the Twitch representatives are really kind. They're very very um responsive. So, if I am to be banned on Twitch, I have a way higher chance of being unbanned quickly than on YouTube.
No one can contact YouTube. The way you get your account back if you get banned or if you're in trouble, you have to just go on Twitter and hope that everyone retweets and picks up a fuss about it >> cuz they won't read any emails. H >> having Twitch account just to laundry money la >> laundry money. I like to keep my money clean. What can I say? Yeah. No dirty money.
Someone was always back in Lord of the Rings. Someone was always back. What does that mean? I was too sussy on the purple site. No, I wasn't. I was so normal. Okay, whatever, man. Having to race your YouTube on Twitter should not be a support system. It Yeah, 100% 100%.
That is not a support system.
So, yeah. Um, if you ever see someone being banned on YouTube, go help a homie out. Yeah, try and tag them. Hello.
Welcome, welcome, welcome. Today we are going to be rage bait by trees. The game shouldn't be too long. But that being said, I am not a gamer, so my reflexes are slow. I am a grandma. I'm pushing 90. I'm not used to using my keyboard.
So yeah, it's going to be great. It's going to be great. I love video games.
Hello. Welcome in.
Welcome. You're not late at all. I'm still stalling for time. I don't I don't want to play this game, but I will play this game. But I won't play this game.
But I will play this game. Yeah, I have a feeling I know this game. This game is called uh Trees Hate You.
Something like that. I have the game up.
Why can't I remember the name, so I I I genuinely do have dementia. Trees hate you demo. Yeah, it's not even the full game.
I don't blame you for stalling on this one. I hate trees.
The trees agenda.
The game is based on real life.
I'm scared, Remy's. I'm scared. I'm going to stool. I'm I'm scared.
>> Also, thanks again, Rem.
>> Absolutely made my week when that bomb arrived at my house. Love here lots, boss. Having the time of my life.
>> Chat, don't worry. She knows what I means.
>> I sent a bomb to comet's house.
I think. Yeah, they're bombs. They're made in a bomb factory. They're bombs.
Yeah.
Um, anyway, another Remy has passed away, but they seem happy, so it's okay.
Hello. Welcome in. She's This game's going to make me paranoid if anything.
Rage bait, paranoid, angry, sad, scared, confused, frustrated.
Paranoid.
Thank you, Jirro.
>> Wait a second. I thought you were already immune to rage bait due to brother Bobby. No. Anyway, I've seen this game before. So, we are set to a good time, guys. Not for rem.
>> I'm scared. I'm scared.
>> Uh, it's a good game, right?
Paranoid the tree is going to shoot you.
Yeah.
It's going to help develop emotions, bro. I think I'm fully developed at my ripe old age. I think I'm developed enough. I don't need to go through any more character arcs.
Lord, if you hear me right now, stop giving me character development arcs. I am I'm so old. I am I'm so wise. I know everything that there is to know about everything. I don't need any more trials or tribulations. Thank you for listening. Yeah, you might want to revisit the full game.
I'm scared because uh the demo looks like it's got a lot like lot of fun stuff packed into it. So, I'm scared to know what they're going to have when it's fully developed. Hey, where the game at? Okay, let me pull up my game.
Also, the chat box ain't working. So, goodbye Remy's.
There'll be more character arcs for me.
Why is everyone so mean to me?
Okay, can can I pop out chat, please? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're back.
We're back. We're back. Local Brit sees green immediately explodes.
I'm scared of green.
Green. Green. Green. Green. Green.
Green. Green. Green. Green. Right.
I don't think you need to see that much of me. I know I'm pretty. I know I'm drop deadad gorgeous, but how much do I need to be covering the screen? Like, you know, kind of. And you're humble, too. I I I could say that again. Yeah, I'm very humble. 50%. Do you want Do you even want to see the game play? H 70% of the screen. Wow. Two/3s is fine.
You guys are rationing the game play for yourselves. I love it. Okay. Right.
Start new game. Let me know if it's too loud. I'm scared. Be this loser or design a victim.
Scared. Let me Oh god, I had my volume really high for some reason. Let me know if it's too loud or too good or um Yeah.
Who is this?
You move the model to the center of the screen. I got to be pasty white. Uh hair game is low. Turn it up a little bit.
What?
I need blue hair. Blue hair so you know it's me. I love how he starts off all depressed. Yeah. I mean, I kind of look like this. My resting face is a sad face. People tell me, "You always look upset when I'm not emoting." Uh, let's see.
Hair. I think this is fine.
Head.
What kind of I can't really see my my face to be honest.
That's enough to make anyone upset.
What? Being British? Shall I be in my tie? My suit and tie era.
No, no, no. Then this needs to be Ooh.
Ooh.
I do I do kind of have black bottoms sometimes.
We're going to take our time.
This is going to be my office suit.
It's going to be my 100k um office suit.
It's a bit loud now. Okay, I'm turn it down.
How about this? How about this? Right.
Nose. I think I could have a cute button nose or something. Or a squidwood nose or a triangle. I'll have a I'll have a dot ears. Give me Yes. Yes. That's literally me.
Uh depressed office worker. We need eye bags. Give me eye bags. I don't want glasses or accessories. No glasses.
Horns. Oh, I think I think horns would be good because it's kind of like the the little hunk guy on my head. Yeah, a depressed legololis. I've not seen Lord of the Rings, right?
Oh, these look so sad.
Jesus, the pathetic eyes suit me.
The These ones.
I actually look terrifying.
Okay. Yeah, my eyes are kind of like a very light blue. There's two rims on the screen. I'm scared.
Cry.
A depressed divorced dad. Emo girl.
Okay.
Oh my god, that's cute. That is really whimsical.
I don't like this one.
A Oh, I don't like lipstick.
Do the buck teeth. You want the buck teeth?
That does look really dumb. I'm thinking either buck teeth or um sad buckiff teeth.
You guys like that? I don't have buck teeth though.
Facial hair.
I'm not Rem. I am Mr. Rem. Mr. Gentleman Rem.
Sorry, I got facial hair now. It's been a while.
Right. Body.
Do we want that? Wow. That could be Oh my god. That could be Dr. Nova.
Jeez, they don't have any pajamas for me, so it's kind of sad.
H Italian Ram.
Okay, I think that's it. I I really don't want to start the game. I've been stalling. I've been taking my damn time.
I think people have taken longer.
Okay, does this look like me?
Yeah.
Yes. Good. Okay. Okay. I'm going to go then. Here goes nothing.
We're at a picnic.
It doesn't look like me at all.
Italian bearded opera singer.
Be sure to read every sign you see. You never know when one will say something useful.
I'm going to assume that's just not true.
A lovely picnic.
A red flag. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Breathe in. Breathe in. I know the trees will they're not very nice.
Okay. Okay. It smacked my ass. It smacked my ass.
I'm scared.
Okay. Hey, we're in America. Okay. Okay.
Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
Fine. Fine. Fine.
Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
Okay. Okay. Okay. So, guns and uh uh it will just just straight up try and kill me. Okay, that's fine.
I think it's going to be like Oh, okay.
No, that's moving. That's looking at me.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Very. Um, okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Bro, okay.
Okay, bro. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
I got TO OH, WHAT? WHERE? WHAT? WHERE? Where did I get shot from? Wait, I didn't see.
[ __ ] this game.
Okay. Okay.
There's a sniper. Oh my god. What was that? So, I can't What was that? Where did that It shot me from below.
Okay. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine. Fine.
Got shot.
I got shot from the front and the back.
Oh, okay. That's fine. That's fine. This is fine. This is fine. This is fine.
Trigger. Trigger.
Oh my god.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh my god, there's a gun there, too. How How do How How do you outrun a gun? Oh.
Oh. Oh. Oh, I'm not fast enough at using my keys.
Okay. Yeah. Try not to get hit. Yeah.
Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro. Okay.
Oh, [ __ ] I fell off. I fell off.
[ __ ] I don't know how I Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh my god. It follows you. Oh my god. I didn't know it follows you.
No. No. No. Don't follow me. No. What am I doing? How did I miss that one the first time?
I'm panicking now. I'm panicking.
Please don't draw your gun again. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
This one has a gun, too. I know you have a gun. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, you know gun.
Oh my god. Oh my god. I wasn't fast enough.
So, I just maybe maybe I dillydallied a bit too much.
Yeah.
Shoot your gun. Shoot your gun.
What? What? Where's the gun?
I can't do this. I can't do this.
It's always a different part that trips me over. I got through this [ __ ] The other the tree. It's making me It's making me panic.
Okay. Okay.
I got this. I'm going to start crying in a minute.
Oh god, that one pulled out another extra gun. Okay. Okay. Uh, I'm going to start running.
>> What did I ever do to these people?
>> Why are they Why do they hate me?
>> Have you tried dodging the bullet?
>> Thank you, F.
I can't dy. I have to just straight up go. Oh my god.
Ain't nobody got time.
Hey, he's right. He's right. I'm not feeling angry. I'm just a little bit miffed. I'm just a little bit miffed.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Okay. Okay. I can't go too close to that one tree cuz it's going to kill me. Okay. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] In the hole. In the hole.
Wait.
Oh, there's more.
Okay.
Hello. Welcome. Welcome to a very relaxing game play. 100% gameplay. Uh, no deaths, zero deaths, 100%.
[ __ ] Oh, I thought I got shot.
Oh my god. Hurry up.
Wow.
A nice relaxing stroll in the park. They say go for your mental health walks.
And this is the mental health walk.
Oh, I have to do more. Okay. Where did the trees come from again? I didn't even have to flinch. I'm that good.
>> Yeah.
>> Here. A tip. Dodge the tree.
>> Yeah. Thanks for that, Se. Thanks a lot.
Really helpful. This got red signed. It told me to read signs. So if you get stuck, press tab and check for trees.
Tab.
Tree.
What's that?
>> Thanks.
>> I'm not taking any tips ever again. I'm not reading any signs ever again.
>> Whether no hit 100% speedun.
I don't want to take advice from anyone.
Not even you, Chad. Not even you Remy's.
The sign got me. The game.
This game is made by psychopaths.
I just have to stay still. Yeah. For this bit.
Woo. Nice to try.
Oh my god. Am I Am I Am I locked in?
Zero caffeine, by the way. Zero caffeine. Oh, I'm so good at this game.
What the hell? What?
If I died, I would have I would have been unable to Oh my god.
I would have been unable to recreate what I just did, basically. Where am I?
Where am I?
Oh no, I'm back here. I'm stupid. Okay.
Okay, it's fine. It's fine. I'm stupid.
>> I'm finding new ways to die.
>> Yourself overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.
>> Finding new ways to die. That tree wasn't there before. What? What? Am I going crazy? My My memory's never been that good. I should be taking more vitamins.
So this bit doesn't lead to anything.
Oh, do I want to?
No. This feels like secret. Like a like a VIP secret. I stare. So it must mean I'm supposed to kind of be here.
I don't want to start the game again if I go the wrong way.
So, we do we go adventure or do we do we risk it all?
No. Let's just have a look at what is here.
I don't think there's anything here.
There's a tree.
Hey, I got Oh, Ramcoin. Okay. Okay. Oh.
Oh.
>> Each death means and I love you for the Remy's.
>> You'll be making things up now. You Oh, you'll be making things up.
I'm back into the start again.
This is the Okay. Okay.
Okay. I'm back at the start again, but there's new ways to die now. So, okay. No, no, no. It's It's more or less the same, I think.
Okay.
I'm basically a pro now.
No, don't put me at the start. Oh, okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Not going to lie, there has been an instance where I just fell off the map because I was reading chat in the hole. Fire in the hole.
I forget that I need to actually move.
What? I wasn't What? I'm skinny. How did you I'm skinny?
How did it get me?
Geometry.
I I I I've been winning from doing absolutely nothing, but now that's not good enough.
Oh my. Oh my. Oh my. So, I actually have to do something. Okay. Okay. It's the BBL. You can see the BBL from the front.
Oh god. The big hit box. How am I supposed to do this? Oh my god. Okay, I got to go. I got to go forward and then I go left after that. Oh, [ __ ] me.
I shouldn't have gone that stupid coin.
What can I even do with the coin?
Go. Please. I don't have all day.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro.
Okay. Okay. Okay, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay, bro. Okay. All right. Now, here.
My Okay. There's a tree. There's a Give me the coin. I will invest. Sure, sure thing, buddy. No, no, no. Move out the way, you stupid [ __ ] Oh, I was too slow.
Come on, man. I'm tripping over in places that I already cleared.
Just one misclick. This game is not very forgiving.
[ __ ] you, man. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
Stupid. Stupid sty stupid st stupid.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Why is the music changed? I'm scared.
Don't do that.
Okay. Oh, move out the way. I hate these falling trees. They're too fast.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. I'm back. I'm back. Okay.
No. No more. No more side quest.
No more side quests.
No more side quest. Am I stupid?
Am I all right?
We need to take a deep breath. Smile.
Smile.
You're like water, young grasshopper.
I bet these trees aren't going to do anything.
Almost already fallen anyway.
I could. Yeah, I forgot there's guns in this. Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay, bro.
Okay, okay, okay, bro. Okay, okay.
Got to trigger the tree. Okay, which one is the TR? Okay, that one was the one that shot me.
So, I got to Right in the ears. Oh my god.
Okay, that one wasn't like one that I could juke apparently.
Right in the air holes. What am I supposed to do up here?
How am I supposed to get past?
What the [ __ ] Am I stupid? Am I stupid?
Oh, coin. Coin. Coin. Coin. Coin. Coin.
So close. So close. Oh my god. How's that? Oh my. I'm pretty good at this, actually.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I already got the coin, so I don't need it anymore. or Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Bro. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got really lucky that other time. Not anymore.
My god. What if I push this [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Ah.
I'm learning. I'm learning. Oh, thank you so much, Ben. Thank you. Thank you.
The Lorax sends his regards.
Oh my god. Thank you so much for the gifts. Thank you. Welcome new members.
Enjoy access to my members ASMR and my uh emotes.
Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Come on, man. Come on, man.
Come on, man. Let me have this. I kind of need this.
I don't like trees anymore.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, bro. Okay, >> how did I do it the first time?
Ridiculous.
>> 500 IQ for a tree. I don't think it needs that.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm going to go this way cuz it's shorter. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.
No, I got to keep moving.
I need to walk where the coin was.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Okay, bro. Okay, okay, okay, okay, bro. Okay, I got to trigger the trees to fool. Oh, I need to move.
Oh, this is this game is something.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. A what am I supposed to do if they they hit they they fire at the same time? Two guns. Ridiculous.
It's almost ASMR for you.
If I move to the piss planet that they discovered on Twitter, does that mean I don't have to deal with trees anymore?
Can trees still grow? We found love in a hopeless place.
I found love in a hopeless place. I don't think I can actually do it. Hug the left wall. The thing is I got to go left and right.
Okay, fine.
I don't think No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I think it's some [ __ ] I think it's just luck. Yeah.
I think I just got to get lucky like I did that one time.
We'll be right back. Go get a drink.
They're using aimbots.
Ridiculous. Ridiculous. Ridiculous.
Ridiculous. Oh, I have a good feeling about this one.
I should >> I'm seething.
>> Nobody is backseating because everyone enjoys the suffering of Rem.
>> There is no right way to play this game.
Left, right, left, right, left, right, left. [ __ ] It's always that [ __ ] tree. I hate trees. Oh my [ __ ] god.
Oh my god. I am Your rage bait worked. I am crying out of pure frustration.
Use the tree as a shield.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That actually worked.
It's just like in real life. Okay, okay, okay, okay. It actually works. Oh, ow ow ow. I thought you were bullshitting.
Okay, I got excited.
Eyes on the prize. Eyes on the prize.
Eyes on the prize.
Oh, wow. How did I do it the first time?
I must have used the tree to block the shots.
Please. Oh, you stupid [ __ ] I'm talking about the character. I'm not talking about myself. I love myself.
Self love.
It's It's just It's just that um she doesn't move very fast. She's not an accurate representation of me cuz she's really slow.
So, she just doesn't do what I want her to do, man. No. No. No. No. Don't show.
DON'T SHOW. DON'T SHOW. DON'T SHOW.
YES. Oh my god.
Don't know how I did it, but I just have to survive until the next red flag. I'm terrified. I'm terrified.
If I go this way, will I die?
Oh god. Oh. Oh. I think the light green trees, do they fall?
Are they the ones that fall?
Never mind.
>> I thought I was on to something. Bro thought he was on to something.
>> I wish I had a gun when I was the tree in the school play so I could end my misery.
>> We are. Shout out to the kids that um couldn't get very good roles in the school plays, so the teachers made them be a tree.
>> Rem, you're doing extremely well. Oh, thank you so much. Okay, this part actually makes me cry.
Shoot the tree, not me. No.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro. Okay.
Okay, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro. So, if I go that way, then the tree will pop up from the ground. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm throwing it. I'm throwing it. I'm throwing it.
I'm ining. I'm ining. I'm minting.
I missed your joke. You're just saying I did well. Wait, what do you mean? What do you mean? [ __ ] I fell off. Oh [ __ ] I fell off. Oh no.
Please. Is there a tree?
I'm discovering new ways to die. Please stop this.
Stop this right now.
All right. Do you have a license? Do you have a license? No. No. No. No. No.
[ __ ] me.
Oh my.
Oh my.
I hate the sideways guns. Oh my god.
[ __ ] you.
>> Stupid game.
This game is trees hate you.
>> You remind me that I'm actually not that bad at video games. Thank you.
>> You're welcome. Self love.
Oh, I just can't I just can't do it.
I [ __ ] can't do it. I just comes comes. Oh my god. This game This game is supposed to be short, but I think it's going to actually [ __ ] take me 2 hours. I think I can't slow down.
It's going to t It's going to kill me if I slow down.
Okay. Belief in yourself. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Whatever, man.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. Soak my nuts. Okay.
Oh. Oh. No. No. No. No. Oh, no. No. No.
No. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. Oh, no. No.
No. No. Oh, no. No. No. No. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.
I'm never going to be able to I'm [ __ ] I'm not going to I'm not going to get This is high cortisol gaming.
Wait. So, I didn't even see what happened. I got killed by one tree.
>> Right. Mental health break. Breath in.
Breath out.
>> Breath out.
>> All right. Now stretch. One last breath.
Get down. That tree has a gun. Ah.
>> One breath. Oh my god. It killed me. I I broke my neck.
That tree. That little patch there. They know that my instinct is to just go right. They know I'm going to do it and I will keep dying in that spot.
Yeah.
What an evil game. Right. Right.
Oh, suck my nuts. Okay, I can't go this way. This tree will fall and this one will also fall. And then I go here and then uh a tree will come right down.
Yes.
And then, oh, what do I do now?
Hello. Welcome, Serena Starra. Thank you so much. Welcome. Welcome, Serena Starra. What? Sarah, welcome. Thank you so much. Oh my gosh.
Star shower incoming. Welcome to my very high cortisol streaming. Oh my goodness.
Me add you. Welcome.
Thank you so much for the raid. I hope you guys had a good stream. Wow. Welcome to this very high cortisol evening. Um I hope you guys had a good day and uh it will definitely be better than mine.
We are playing trees hate you today.
Yes. So it's just a game about trees trying to kill you in all different ways. But welcome. Thank you so much for joining and also congrats on your amazing performances at Oshi Upink. Ah, you have a very very lovely sinn sing voice. Sinn singing voice.
Welcome.
Okay. Okay. Okay. We can do this. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. We can do this. Oh. We can do this. Oh. Oh.
We Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. Okay.
Okay. No. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro. Okay.
We got this. We got this. Welcome to my high cortisol evening. Um, my name is Rem. I usually do uh yapping on Mondays, ASMR on Tuesdays. Today, I guess it's my free day, so I do whatever. Why are the trees shooting? I don't know, man.
I got to trigger it. It's going to run at me.
Wait, that tree's gone.
Okay. Okay. Paranoia. Oh. Oh, no. No.
Oh, no. Two trees at the same time.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro. Okay. Okay.
Okay. I don't even know what to do in that situation.
I don't know.
Oh, do I just keep running when I get to that crossroad?
Okay. Okay.
They're they're inventing new new ways of dying all the time. You know, this game is just like in real life.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Yes. Yes. I'm actually so good at this. What up, big dog? I'm a gamer. I'm a gamer. Okay, please. Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
Think it like the man you are. I am a man.
Okay. My plan is I'm just going to run.
Uh, no stopping and thinking, just running.
It kind of worked until it didn't.
This game is based on real life.
So that weird looking tree is a is a tree that um Oh, I The tree just kind of didn't block anything cuz it just Okay, the big white trees are the ones that go splooge.
Okay.
Yeah, I keep walking right.
Oh, how that No. No. Come on, man. Come on, man. Okay, maybe later we can count how many times I've actually died to this.
Navigate by vibes. Vibes have always uh taken me far. What can I say?
>> Wow.
>> You can do it. Rem.
>> I did it again.
>> I believe in you. You got this.
>> Sprinkler. You caused that death. You distracted me. It was lag.
>> Ping. I'm playing. I'm playing on the Singaporean server by accident.
>> Give up.
>> What? Come on, man.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I got this. I got this. Oh my god. Oh my god. You can't touch this. Can't touch this. Oh yeah.
That goes through the tree. I've got this tree now. What am I supposed to do with it? Okay, what I'm going to do, I'm going to go left and then I'm going to go behind that tree and avoid that big fat tree. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh no, I'm [ __ ] stuck. No. No. You're kidding me. What the [ __ ] have I done?
Okay. Maybe maybe I was um overreacting a little bit.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I think I was overreacting a little bit. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Grab grab.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
I thought I somehow locked myself out of that area just by pure pure gamer vibes.
Yeah.
Oh, I don't have time. The trees gone the other way. I got to get like a good angle to block the Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I need another checkpoint. You're right.
It's so horrible.
Huh.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Bad timing. Bad timing. Unlucky.
Unlucky. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Follow what your hero Sonic would do. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Slow and steady. Slow and steady.
>> Remember, overconfidence is a slow and hilarious killer.
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro. Okay.
Okay. Okay, bro.
Okay, bro. Okay, bro. Okay, bro. Okay, bro. Okay. No, I'm not okay.
I'm just trying positive affirmations.
Please. Okay, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro. Okay.
I'm actually sweating my balls off right now. Right now. I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
This I need I need a flag. I need a checkpoint.
No. If I go slowly, I will die. I will die. I will die.
I can't I can't afford to >> hesitate for a second. I got to go.
>> Who will win? The strongest British of today or the strongest tree of all time?
Underscore 506.
506.
I've died 67 times. No, that's not true.
That's not true. Oh my god. Yes. Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. Got to go fast. Got to go fast. Got to go fast.
Got to go fast. Got to go fast. Got to go fast. I forgot about it. I forgot about it. It's been too long.
>> I think you should have done the booies stream first before this game cuz the mascot is a beaver.
>> I think so. Explore the giant booies for the first time. You learn how to be a proud Booies beaver, which would help you in the game.
>> Stupid tree.
We're going to Bies on Friday.
Sorry. Uh, this Remy doesn't know how to speak English. ESL. They They say it wrong. It's No, it's it's Bies.
Oh, no. The tree is just Oh, yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Even though it landed at a bad angle. Uh, it's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Everything is okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Bies. Bies. Okay. Okay. Oh, no. No. No. I forgot about it again. I thought I was skinny enough to fit through that gap.
I'm not skinny.
I'm dummy thick. This is why the trees hate me. They want me dead.
Oh my god.
I'm What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing? What am I doing?
Oh my god. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I have no tree to protect me. What the [ __ ] Why is the tree going to the You have one job. You have one job.
Deep breaths. Take in the oxygen from the tree.
Unless you have allergies then uh you will die.
Oh nearly.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
This [ __ ] part of the game is so stupid.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. [ __ ] off.
Get away. Get away from me. Okay, tree, come back. Yes. Now I need to go this way. Now I need to hug left and then I go forward. And then what the [ __ ] did I have to do after that? I forgot.
Oh, I forgot. Ah, okay. I think a tree landed on me and killed me last time.
Did I see something moving at the top?
Or is that grass?
I think the paranoia is starting to kick in. I think you should play this game when you're um sleepd deprived. Yeah.
So, how am I supposed to dodge a falling tree again?
>> Um, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
>> Got to admire that the Remy's are no backseating at all. We are either really disciplined and well behaved or we like watching Rem suffer. I will not make any conclusions. Wink.
>> I think you I think drebies just don't know.
Maybe.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, we're all knowers. I just doubt that, man. What's your source? Uh, okay. What do I do? Oh [ __ ] Okay, there was another tree that fell on me.
Oh, do I hug hug the wool? Hug the wool. I'm a hug. I'm a wool hugger. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. You have a sixth sense with these kind of games. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Sure thing, man. Sure thing, man.
Watch out. Watch out.
I got shot in the ass cheek. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I call out the death and walk into it. I just I just want to let them know that I'm arriving and uh prepare for my arrival.
Follow the shadow. I don't see any shadows.
I'm too busy panicking.
You stupid. Stupid.
You You're a stupid tree. You are. Yeah.
Right in the BBL.
Okay. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, no. No. No. No.
No. Oh, no. No. No. No. No. Okay. Excuse me. Excuse me. Prepare for my arrival, worm.
>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I am reminded of a Shakespearean play where a prophecy foretells the main character will lose when the forest moves towards his castle. Anyways, play on macrobirth.
>> Macro, what the what the what? Oh, these trees are heavy. Oh, please. No, I don't. I got to trigger it. I got to trigger it and then run.
Jabate jabate jabate jabate jabate jabate jabate.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I got Oh, I got a really good angle for that one. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I got it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Psych.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Mm- Okay.
Macaroni. What does that mean?
You going to fool? Yes. Next one's going to fall. Yes.
Next one's going to fall. Oh my god.
There's many. There's many.
Hey, Terra. Is that what happens when you touch grass? This is what happens when you touch grass.
They will kill you. They will kill you.
Don't go outside. Stay inside.
They will shoot you. They will crumple you.
You stupid [ __ ] You stupid [ __ ] This is not the right type of grass. So, um, when you sign up for therapy in the UK, they tell you to go outside.
Oh, the absolute jukes. This is the outside. This is the outside.
Yeah.
Self love. Self love.
Okay. The next part is just luck, man. I I guess I got to jabbait them and then I got to run. Jate, run.
Jate, run.
Jate, jabate, jabate, jabate, jabate, jabate, jabate. Oh, there's another one coming. I know it. Oh [ __ ] How many?
Ah, wait. I thought there's only a limited amount. They just keep coming.
[ __ ] this, man. Actually, [ __ ] this game. Okay, fine. Okay, I'm going non-verbal.
[ __ ] Why did I get on top of the tree?
Oh, it's so My my my my oh my oh my oh my oh my. I spent way too long on this section of the map, you guys. I think I think normal people would have completed the game by now.
Do I just keep waiting?
Praise the Lord. Praise the Lord.
Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. What do I do now?
Very suspicious. Nothing has happened yet. I haven't died yet. H Oh. Oh. What the [ __ ] kind of tree is that?
I don't think I could go this way.
Welcome in. Oh my god. You hate me. You hate me. Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh man. We're being murdered brutally in different ways.
Okay. This tree is going to come like chase me.
Okay. He's just spanged me. It's fine.
Oh, wait. The tree is gone.
The hell?
We've got these archways now.
It's different again.
The [ __ ] Huh?
Oh my god. This isn't even funny.
I can't relax for a second.
It slapped my ass.
Okay, I got to keep going. I get I want to read the poster.
What do I do? This way. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Double whammy. They got shot and killed.
I can't remember how.
Okay, I just got to run for it. No, I think I ran up and then ran up and then Oh, I'm a professional.
Do I want that coin? Do I want that coin? I don't think I do. I'm not money hungry.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Oh, it's not a onetime thing.
Okay. Okay. Okay. It's not a one time thing day.
Look at my way.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Oh. Oh. Right in the gut. Okay.
Okay. What did Reb do to be a target? I don't know anymore. I don't know what I did to deserve all this.
I got to wait till that tree to fall and then and then take the bullet for me.
>> I train those snipers so if you act like critical, you can dodge them all.
>> That's so funny. That's so true.
If I was critical, I would I would be fine in this game.
There's a loser wanted. It's nice to be wanted, honestly. Ah. Okay. I I got to not read that.
Lots of trees. I'm scared.
Yes. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Next. Next one. Next one. Next one. There is no sign.
Where do I go? This way. Oh, okay. Must be right. Right.
Oh, why do I have like nettles and branches and [ __ ] Oh, now you're telling me that way. No, I'm going this way now.
Yes, apples.
Oh my [ __ ] god.
They were not apples.
They were bombs.
They're made in the bomb factory.
Oh, I'm going to go the opposite way the sign tells me to go.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Isaac Newton moment. It's crazy.
Big balls.
Okay. This way now. This way now.
I forgot about that big one. Oh no. I It's getting hard.
>> POV. Normal day for the Rememies working in mines.
Really? What? Being exploded? Oh no.
What do I do here? That ball is really fast.
>> Dodging 500 trees ASMR.
>> I think I need 500 cigarettes after this. Thank you, man.
We balling.
How do I outrun this bull? Dodge the bull.
It speeds up.
Stupid. It speeds up.
My character's stupid.
All right. All right. All right. All right.
No. How do I How do I dodge these ones?
Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. Oh, [ __ ] No. I can't I can't go that way. I will actually just die.
Okay.
Raar.
Raar.
Roar. Okay. Okay. Uh, I have no plan for this. I really have no plan.
It just speeds up. Oh [ __ ] it speeds up. Get up the stairs, you [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. Okay.
Okay, we have the next checkpoint.
Insert a coin. Do we even have a coin?
You insert the coin.
I guess I should play it.
Oh, waste of my money. No, stupid. What the [ __ ] Don't play video games. That is my my lesson learned. Oh, no. This way is ah the trees. Okay, the apples. Okay, I wasted my stupid coin. What's the point?
Oh [ __ ] these make me trip over.
Suspicious. I don't like it. Oh, it's the big bull again.
Stupid big bull.
What if I just run down the middle?
Surely not. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. What if I run this way?
What? Just a big fat tree. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I got two games for one. Yeah. Yeah. I got to jate that tree into coming. Oh [ __ ] No. They tripped me over for so long.
Okay. I'm not going that way.
I'm not going that way.
I would actually rage less in a League of Legends game. Oh my god. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. No.
I thought I was doing something. I actually got quite far. I don't know what what the [ __ ] I did. Honestly, couldn't tell you. Oh, you [ __ ] Oh, get up. Get up. Get up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Get up. Get up. Get up.
What am I doing?
What am I doing? Get up, you stupid [ __ ] Why am I made of jelly?
No. No bones in my body. That was so close. I have confidence. I'm going to win. I have full confidence.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, [ __ ] It smacked my butt. Okay. Okay. There is no way to win this. Just look look.
I'm too slow.
Oh, how did I do it before? I had so much confidence.
Oh [ __ ] I got squashed.
I think it might be easier if I just play with my eyes closed. I'm going to play with my eyes closed. Am I there yet? I don't think so.
I don't think that worked. Okay, one more time. Eyes closed.
I actually got kind of far with that one.
I got to play against my instincts.
That's That's the thing. Oh my god. My character falls over for two business days.
Ridiculous. Like, no one trips over like that. That's so dramatic.
What in the GCSE drama? [ __ ] off. No.
Jesus. Stupid. Hello. Welcome. I'm going to go this way. I don't think I've gone this way yet. Get up. Holy [ __ ] Get up.
Am I stuck? Oh my god. It waited for me.
It waited for me to get up and then it killed me. That is actually revolting.
Oh my.
[ __ ] me.
So, what's the deal with airplane food?
Oh, I was on the step. I was on the step.
You saw that. You saw that. Okay. I go this way and then I juke the the the big ball and then I'm like, "Get up. Get up.
Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.
Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Come on.
There we go. [ __ ] hell. Get up, girl.
Look at me. I'm good. That ball is nowhere near. Holy [ __ ] I did it.
There we go. Finally.
Roads equals no trees, so it's safe.
Left and right.
What?
I got hit by a truck. It was a tree.
I'm in heaven now.
I miss you so much.
This is actually beautiful.
Goodbye ramsies.
Wow.
I'm actually terrified of that. You [ __ ] My worst nightmare is being floating in space.
I thought I was going to heaven. I didn't even get to go to heaven.
This is horrible. Oh, end of chapter one. Tree malice will continue in full game. There's different seasons for this. So, there's like palm trees, autumn trees, winter trees.
Thanks for playing my demo. If you enjoyed it or enjoyed hating it, I hope you try the full game when it's finished. Expect more levels, stranger surprises, worst trees, and many axes.
If you add the game to your wish list, I can let you know when it releases.
Holy moly. How the I wonder what the coins do.
H also select save. I can do that after the end. Ooh, challenge mode.
There's no random events.
Extra traps.
Start new game. Challenge mode. Try the challenge mode. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. The coins make you feel special. That is not enough for me. No.
Right. Give me a sad looking woman.
I don't think demons go to heaven. Hey, man.
Should I be in a dress this time?
Oh, I like this. I like this. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
A okay. Okay. What did we learn today?
Trees are out to kill you. And uh something something. Hello. Welcome in.
We actually finished the first run of this game. I'm going to see what else there is on the challenger mode. But sad farm girl Ram hates trees.
I like it.
I like the music. It's really catchy now. Okay. I'm going to be sad this time.
That's me. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Oh. Oh my god. That wasn't there before, was it?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't like this guys. Can I change my mind? I don't want to play this anymore. I don't.
Oh my.
This one has a gun.
I knew it.
This one just looks at me. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is Dark Souls. Yeah.
Oh, I forgot about this one. I can't remember what happens here. Okay.
patches means uh the trees going to spawn out from the the ground and kill me.
Will I remember that? No.
Oh.
Ah. I didn't think I had such a hit big hitbox.
Oh, you [ __ ] I got big feet. I got large feet. And you know what they say about having large feet. Large BBL.
Jesus. I got to really stay on the path.
Okay. Okay. Oh no. It's so much harder.
They're so much faster now. No. No.
Okay. I'm I'm not used to this. I must say I'm not used to this.
I swear. I swear I had it.
Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.
Wow. Wow. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Everything's bigger in Britain.
That wasn't there before. That little trip up. Okay. This hasn't changed, has it?
I'm not doing that. Oh, that's a tree.
That's Oh, okay. Okay. I'm kind of a pro.
I'm kind of a pro professional.
Wait, wait. Oh, wait. Why am I dodging the red flag? Am I stupid? Okay. Is there anything over here?
Okay. Okay. Okay. I don't think I explored this bit. Did I? Am I stupid?
Am I actually thick in the head.
Okay. Okay.
How do I trigger it? Oh, so Oh, okay.
Okay. Okay.
I'm going to trigger it.
No, I'm going to trigger it.
Oh, I'm going to trigger it.
There's a chest forward. Oh, there's a chest forward. Where? Where's worms?
Is it in the bit that I'm trying to get to right now?
How do I do it?
What? Where's the tree gone? Stupid.
It's in the bottom right. So, am I past it now toward right bottom right?
How how do to get there?
Can't do it.
Can't do it.
I I actually I actually can't do it.
You mean me? The giant chest.
[ __ ] you, man. I was actually sweating my bollocks off being like, "Where is the chest? I'm so scared. I don't know where it is. I don't want to let you down."
Stupid.
Wait, where am I? Wrong screen.
Where's the game?
I actually went red. Red in the face. I think that's the best rage bait of today.
I don't I I The game has nothing on you guys.
There is actually a chest. I know that there's a chest with a hat in it, but I don't know where it is cuz I want the top hat. I've seen it. I've seen people have the top hat before.
Okay.
Where's the tree?
I'm so scared. Can Is there actually a way to get past this?
You're not there yet. So maybe this is So this is just not nothing. This is just a stupid nothing burger. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Maybe I wasn't looking. I was trying to look over here. to see if I missed something.
Can I drop down to avoid it?
Wow.
Wow.
That's kind of a genius move. I don't think there's a anything here. Is there stairs?
Oh, there's a gun here. I remember there's a coin here, too. Oh [ __ ] it's these a these [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] I forgot.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
How come I missed the hat the first time round? Maybe I was just too Oh my god.
Maybe I was just too lost in the source.
>> Oh no, no, no.
>> Haha, you fool. You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The first is to get involved in a land war in Asia. But only slightly less wellknown is to fall for the chest in bottom right joke.
>> Come on, man. I'm sorry. I'm too say so for my own channel.
H.
And then this way.
And then Oh, I can't remember. Oh, I can't remember what happened here. Oh, ah [ __ ] Okay, I remember now. Okay, I remember now. How could I forget? I only died here like 200 times. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm fighting for my life. It's not It's not just the trees. It's Rem versus trees versus Chad. No.
My fat ass couldn't fit through.
Come on, man. I'm looking forward to my hat when I get there.
The pancake tree. I didn't have a name for it. I just called it the splooge tree. [ __ ] Yes. Versus gaming skills versus my uh early onset dementia, early menopause.
Or did they call it permenopause or something?
Versus being 90 years old versus the world is against me. What's wrong with the world, mama?
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's chop down these trees, man. Yeah. Yeah. I say yes for deforestation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me know when the hat is near cuz um I'm probably going to miss it. [ __ ] I thought I jated it. I thought I jated it.
Going to turn this 1 hour game into 3 hours easy.
I like to get my money's worth.
I know 24 hours stream. I got too excited enough for gore.
Oh my god.
I will get through this. I'm just Oh my god.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Unlucky.
We can do this. We've done this. We've beaten this game before. So why am I Why am I dying again?
You can stop pretending to be bad for our entertainment.
Yeah, Rey's. Okay. Okay. Yeah, you're right. I need to drop the act. It's time to come clean. I I act stupid and bad at games on purpose. Okay. So, this is this is me dropping the act now. Okay.
Just kidding.
This time for real.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Mask is off.
Holy [ __ ] that was so good. Oh, the mask is off. The mask is off. I am back to my normal self. I am no longer playing a character.
Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
That was so good until it wasn't. Yeah.
[ __ ] Oh man.
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man.
Oh man. Oh man. Oh. How did that happen?
Did I trip over my big knees or something?
Please get back into character.
I'm back into character. Want to force the My name is Ram Keshabar to sleep demon marage and three lunalia. Aha.
Welcome. I am Blue. I'm from the UK. Uh, I am bad at video games.
This game has you just saying [ __ ] Just saying a bunch of [ __ ] to keep yourself locked in.
I would make like a high-profile criminal play this game while sleepd deprived. I would get any information I needed out of them. Like, has the FBI actually tried this before?
I've been learning about the criminals like second removed cousin or something.
It's not a story driven game. I'm not good at not story driven games. Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
Wow. I'm hungry.
This game got me using all my brain cells. Okay. Okay, this is the really hard part. I never actually unlocked how to like get past this level. It was pure luck.
>> So, I don't know.
>> Hi, M. I take it back. Maybe you shouldn't play Deadlock anymore.
>> Finally.
Good. I'm glad. I'm glad we we sorted something. Yeah.
Okay.
I think you stick to the walls. Is that what I did last time?
Last time was a fluke.
Okay, I'm not talking anymore. I'm going on non-verbal.
Non-verbal.
[ __ ] get out of my way.
Coconut. Coconut. Coconut crack.
Coconut. Coconut. Coconut crack.
Coconut. Coconut. Coconut crack.
Coconut. Coconut. Coconut crack.
Coconut. Coconut. Coconut crack.
Coconut. Coconut. Coconut crack.
Coconut. Coconut. Coconut crack. [ __ ] Coconut. Coconut. Coconut crack. [ __ ] No. Oh, I think I'm better when I'm silent.
Silence at the lunch table, please.
The tree needs to go at a right angle, otherwise I'm [ __ ] Oh, >> maybe not. Maybe not.
>> It's been 9 months and you >> the 9 month. Holy [ __ ] Congratulations on your new Remy. Nine months. Thank you, Reato.
Wow. It's always lovely seeing um the new Remy's being born in the Rebecca all the time. Helps replenish the numbers.
How did I die from that? That's [ __ ] Helps replenish the numbers after they die in all the mining accidents.
What? Oh, you're actually pissing me off. Is it actually worth it to get the hat? At this rate, I think my mental health is declining. Any progress that I've made, I need therapy.
Wow.
Child support. Whatever, man. Whatever, man.
The hat will increase your mental health. Will it actually?
If it doesn't, I'm going to hold you.
Wait a minute. What?
It's nice to be held.
[ __ ] [ __ ] I might as well move the game. Okay, you guys go get a drink or something. Uh, this is going to take a while, man.
Bro, this isn't funny anymore.
Okay. God, help us all. I'm not going to get past this next stage.
Um, the light in my eyes are starting to go.
Yeah. Oh my go Oh my go Okay. Okay. And then I go this way. And then I go Oh, what?
I'm kind of It's kind of funny. I'm not I'm not I don't find this funny. And not to be that person, but I I I'm not finding this funny.
Please explain the joke.
Oh, yes.
Suck your mom.
My back is starting to hurt.
Okay, I can play serious now. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, e.
Welcome.
Oh my go. Oh my go. Oh my go. Oh my go.
Oh my go.
Okay, I go this way. Oh. Uh, this way.
This way. This way. Oh, it does just drop.
I got to jate them.
Yes, yes, yes.
Uh, what?
Give me two seconds, mate.
This is horrible. Oh, this is [ __ ] horrible, you guys.
Okay, no, I'm a professional. Wait, wait, wait.
So, the hat Did I miss the hat?
Hopefully, the hat isn't isn't here yet, right? Cuz it's not letting me go back.
Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Oh my god. I hate that. I hate that. Oh.
Oh. Okay. Okay. Can I read this? Okay. I can't go there. I can't go there. Oh, what was this one again? It falls.
[ __ ] It falls and then there's a gun.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay.
Okay. Gave me a route.
I got to go this way and then it Oh, it's so fast this time.
Ridiculous.
Oh my god.
Okay, this way. And then I actually don't know what to do.
It's so fast.
Why? I got shot and killed.
Oh my god.
Stop slapping my ass.
These spanks are killers. Oh my god.
Okay, this way.
I keep doing the same thing and expecting different outcomes. What's up with that?
Oh my god. No, I can't do that either.
Okay, I got to run at a specific angle.
Oh, okay. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god, it's got the ball. No, no, no. My god, this is so hard.
What was this one again? It pushes you off. So, I got to go behind Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. There's a gun. There's a gun.
There's a gun. There's a gun. There's a gun. Pull out your gun.
Okay.
Oh my god, that was so close.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Where the hat? I want my hat.
Wa, it's fast. Okay, there's the chest. Oh, I see it now.
Yeah. So, how do I get up there?
This way.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Oh, I can't go through this way. I have to go that way.
Where am Oh no, I went the wrong way again. [ __ ] It's not meant to be like this.
I absolutely can't go the way that it's pointing at. Fine. Fine.
>> I've come out of the mines to say I word Rem. She's super punk champion and very sigma. Keep cooking, boss. You will definitely get the raise.
>> Oh. Oh, okay. You got me killed though.
>> You got me killed.
>> I've come out of the mines to say I word Rem very much. She's super punk champion and very sick.
>> What the hell?
>> Keep cooking, boss. You will definitely get the raise.
>> What the What again?
I'm getting distracted. Wait, the double. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wow.
How am I supposed to dodge the [ __ ] gun? It's so hard.
I see the chest. I guess I got to go up higher.
Oh, if I go that way, I die. If I go that way, I die.
I'm going to poop my pants.
Oh, the jukes. Holy moly. I'm just that good. I'm just that good.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh [ __ ] I went under the tree.
I don't think I can dodge the bombs.
Oh, what if I go this way? It's just going to have the the nettles.
Is that on me forever?
Until I die. Okay, then kill me. Just kill me.
What if you go away? Yeah, I maybe I will. I will go away.
Ah, it would be funnier if my Well, actually, no, it would make sense if my second playthrough was longer cuz this is challenger mode. Some [ __ ] Ranked tree games.
Some [ __ ] man. This is some [ __ ] I really feel like I'm getting my money's worth, though. You know, this game is a metaphor for society. In what way?
Oh, how am I supposed to dodge this? I don't remember.
>> Everyone's never celebrating Earth Day ever again.
>> [ __ ] Earth Day. I hate Earth. I hate Earth so much.
Ra.
Society has trees. I don't like your reasoning. I don't like your reasoning at all. I keep going under. I I keep getting cornered. I don't know what.
worms.
I just can't outrun the gun. Outun the gun. Outun my bullet.
Some [ __ ] game. [ __ ] you. I'm um enjoying the stream. At least that makes one of us.
Ah, so fast. I can't do it. I can't do it.
It's a metaphor for the for the economy.
Yes. I keep getting killed like twice.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh god. Okay. How do I outrun bombs?
Question mark.
She So I got killed by the impact last time.
Run faster.
Just run.
Oh no, you pissed.
It floeds away.
Horrible.
Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.
Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.
Horrible. Horrible. Horrible. Horrible.
Horrible.
We'll be right back. We'll be right back.
I tried. I really tried.
You can't say I didn't.
[ __ ] This part is taking so long.
I thought the trees might uh protect me from the impact.
It was not the case. Um, oh my go [ __ ] Stream is going to get demonetized.
It's not even funny. It's not even funny. I'm not laughing anymore.
We'll get him next time. We are not getting anything.
You are not getting anything out of the stream. Oh my god, the hitbox for that giant tree is stupid.
Oh, how did I do this? How did I do this last time?
Oh, I know. I keep going under that stupid [ __ ] tree.
Can British people laugh? No, it's illegal. It's illegal.
We're not allowed to laugh. Nothing to laugh about.
Nothing to laugh about. Have you seen the state?
Okay. What the [ __ ] am I supposed to do here?
I that tree will block me if I go that way. But if I go the middle way, it will also kill me.
I don't think I can go that way. But I think you're just supposed to avoid the tree.
How?
How?
So, I definitely can't go this way.
Oh my god.
My god. My god. You can run past the tree on the right.
You got to loop. Try and loop them since they turn.
Run right. Go all the way to the left.
They're telling me very different things. Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, man. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
This is so hard.
What the [ __ ] I I I'm scared when the full game comes out. What the hell?
Okay, I got to just I can't run it. I can't run it. I can't do loops. I can't do tricks on it. I can't do tricks on it.
I can't do it. Run from behind the apple tree. The The other tree will block the way if I do that.
That's the first thing I tried earlier.
A permission for a single back seat. Go for it. I am begging you.
What do I do? I haven't beaten him for so long. I have gray hairs now. Welcome in. We are currently stuck because if I go this way, it's going to be like thorny and I die. If I go the other way, I get exploded and I die.
I got to go this way. I gota I gotta I gotta [ __ ] from behind the apple tree. I tried that the first time.
Did I do something wrong?
Right.
Okay. Do up, down, left, right.
I'm not going to be able to follow that.
Okay. Okay, fine.
What?
Okay. Was that right? Was that right?
Did I do it right?
That was a lot better. Don't get stuck at the stairs.
Am I Am I slow? There's a gap beside the trees on the left. Oh, I don't recall that.
Oh [ __ ] I got squashed.
Okay. Okay.
There's a gap. There's a gap.
Apparently, there's a gap. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Why do I keep going back?
Why do I keep going back? What am I doing? What am I doing? I'm getting lost in the source.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay.
There's a gap behind the tree.
You mean the three trees on the left?
Welcome in. Hello. Hello.
>> The three trees. Hi.
>> I'm here for the tree part in the play.
Oh, it's springtime. Oh, mim spread in it. Oh, mim release in it. Oh, mim.
>> I got to wait for this to pass. It's distracting me. I can't.
>> Okay. Moving tree has a 1 second delay after a hit. Avoid while waiting gun to be shot. Then for bomb tree, walk by the back, but don't open a high angle. Just try to walk as close as the tree as possible and straight to the stairs.
>> Straight to the stairs.
What do we want to do? Straight to the stairs or run behind the other trees were? No, I don't think it was a speed issue.
I ran I ran right for the stairs last time.
[ __ ] There is what? I was stuck.
You got to go fast. The angle might be the issue. [ __ ] this. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I I'm going to learn screo by the end of this game.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Where am I going? Okay. Angle. Angle is the issue. Angle. Angle. I can be your angle or your angel.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
You should try plucking the apples, Mama Bird. Feed us that apple slop hussy for dinner time.
>> Shut up.
Go away.
Stop talking to me.
>> The trees have something to say. You are half the gay.
>> Go away.
Nobody talk to me. I'm so upset right now. I'm so upset right now.
I'm so upset. Don't even look in my direction. I will I will jump you.
Don't even think about me.
Don't talk to me. Don't Don't even talk in chat right now. Okay.
You're going to set me off.
I can't believe I did that [ __ ] Horrible.
I'd rather be playing Overwatch.
>> Get that out of your system.
>> Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> Get that out of your system.
>> This is just [ __ ] me.
>> Get >> in space. No one can hear you.
>> Thank you.
>> No one can hear you. Tree. Okay. Okay.
Okay.
>> Wait, that was an option. Rem can feed us.
>> What? Huh? Okay. Okay. I'm here. What do I do? I'm so scared. I'm so [ __ ] scared right now. I go down here.
There's no way I could get up here. So, I go down. I go down. I go down. I go down. I go down. Thank you so much. The sticker.
If PO character repeatedly points to streamer while chanting get good. Why did that get described in the TTS?
>> You really need to go to the aisle of rem.
Nothing's ever easy.
Okay, I'm here. I'm here.
What? What am I looking at? Oh my god.
Oh no. That's another [ __ ] this game. Oh my god. Okay, so uh spoiler alert. No, no, you weren't supposed to go down there. No, no, no.
It was just for a stupid coin. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Duh.
Don't be a dummy about it. Yeah. Don't be dummy.
Don't be a dummy about it. What is this, by the way? Okay, Mara, thank you so much for the raid. Hello. Hello. I'm going to I'm going to I'm going to stop here for a break. Just to welcome in the raiders and also I'm going to cleanse myself of the bad negative energy that I've been having.
Welcome, Maid Raid. Thank you so much.
Welcome in. Welcome in once yet. My name is Ram Keshbar, a sleep paralysis demon from FIFA 3 Lunalia and I am so calm and uh affable and um my chakra is clean. I hope you guys had a wonderful stream.
Thank you so much for the raid. Welcome, welcome wonderful Mara. I'm doing so good right now. We are playing a rage bait game called Trees Hate You. So apologies if you join from a calm stream. I'm definitely a calm gamer.
Yeah, right now we are trying to play the second play through. We're playing the challenger mode and we're trying to get a hat and it's extra hard. H Thank you so much. Please be sure to check out Mara's channel. Thank you. Oh no, my face has died. Oh, give me a second.
Welcome. X to doubt.
I'm going to choose to read it as a kiss. Yeah, you know when people put kisses on the end of uh texts.
Oh my god. XOXO.
Okay. Welcome. Welcome. I'm about to get my hat. I think nothing bad about a tree that's dead. I think we're good. We're good. We're good. Oh my god. Yes.
Holy [ __ ] I got a top hat. It only took me like 50 minutes to get this. Oh my god. Okay. Thank you. Thank you for believing in me, guys.
I look so smart. I'm a proper gentleman.
Ah, top hat. What a brick.
Okay, what do I do now? I'm scared. I don't want to die. Inventory. So, I've got a hat.
Oh, and I got two coins. Apparently, I'm distinguished.
Give me back my hat. What the?
My head. It's broken.
What the [ __ ] Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. All that. All that for nothing. I'm quitting the game. That's ridiculous.
All that for nothing.
You telling me to get this hat for what?
What reason?
Why am I still here?
And I got to do the the apples again.
Oh my god.
You didn't know.
You wouldn't be that cheeky.
I got Turkish ice cream man. Yeah.
I always got really jaded by those cuz I just want my ice cream, you know. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Go left. Oh, go left. There's something here.
Ah, like this way down here.
Get the axe.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I need to finish the left path.
Wait a minute. No, it's the nettles again. [ __ ] Aphagore.
Avagore.
I'm done. I don't want to play this.
This is a war.
What? What was all this suffering for?
What's all this suffering for?
I can't I don't know how to get this bit.
Oh no. Okay, it's the big balls. It's the big bull tree, I think.
>> Dang, you got mugged for your hat. Guess you're still in the UK.
But there's guns. I'm clearly not in the UK.
There's a big ball and I got to run around the big ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Okay.
Wait, there's a tree that saved my life.
That's weird. I wasn't there before.
Okay. Let me No.
Oh, no. No. No.
No.
No, no, no.
Not like this. Not like this. Last second. Ridiculous.
Cortisol spike.
>> You taxed me. Fin hat. Finan.
>> I'm [ __ ] fuming. I am.
Oh my god.
I'm [ __ ] filming. I don't know how to actually do this part. I got hit by luck.
Oh, there was a gun. Yes. Okay.
There was a gun. There was a gun. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, bro.
Okay. Okay. Okay. I want I've got this way. I've got this.
Okay. Okay. No, it's fine. It's fine.
It's fine. I don't know why I screamed.
I don't know why I screamed. I just got scared.
My [ __ ] god.
Don't play this game, guys. My cortisol is so high right now.
Or I definitely got my money's worth from this game. I will say I will say I will say I will say I did get I get it. I got it.
Oh, it is such a high-pitched noise. I hate it. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Oh. Okay. Okay. And there's gun. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay.
Okay. This is a rare cortisol ram. High cortisol ram is rare. You're right. I'm usually so calm.
Okay, I think I I still have two coins, so I can play the game if I want, right?
Yes. Let's see if there's anything that can happen.
Um Oh, there's a massive hitbox. Are you serious? I'm skinny.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Am I stupid? I just run into them. Oh, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I love I love uh Okay. Okay. That was That was atrocious.
Okay. Okay. Okay, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. You remember how to get past this part again?
Yeah, magnetic trees.
You guys remember to get past this part cuz me me too. There's a gun now. Okay.
That wasn't there before. Okay. Okay.
Gun.
Okay.
Oh, that was not that was not a thing either. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Oh, I hate this one. Ooh, you piss me off.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm Do I go this way now? Maybe something's gone better on this one.
No.
Oh, get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Oh, get up. Get up. Oh, [ __ ] Okay. No, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that.
Okay. Okay.
We don't have to stay on the path.
That tree. I swear it moved. I swear it wasn't there.
I swear.
Get up, [ __ ] Get up. Get up. Get up.
Get up. Get up.
I think once I'm down, it's over.
No. Um, okay. No, I I have a little bit of a break.
Come on, man. Get up.
Oh, you're really done pissing me off today, aren't you?
Whoa, you're really pissing me off right now. I mean, oh, you stupid tree.
Massive, massive hitbox.
Welcome in. Hello. Hello.
Um, I hope you enjoy this wonderful uh Wait, what? How did I do that? I'm just locked out.
This rage bait of a game. I locked myself out of the next stage.
What can I say? If you ever need a game tester, you need someone to find like a way, you know, you know how people just get lost in uh maps and all that, I can be your person. I will always find a way to find a bug.
I will find a bug for you. I will find a death that no other person can experience.
Okay.
[ __ ] hell. Okay. Okay, I think I had a pretty good chance if I was going this way.
That tree moves. I I genuinely don't know what to do.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Hello. Hello. Hello. Welcome to this game. I think I was doing good for a second last time, but then that that that floor tree, there's a spot on the floor.
Usually has a patch on it, though. Yes, you're right. There's a spot. Okay.
Okay. Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh, you're stinking genius. Oh, I'm I'm not I'm not I'm not that.
I'm not that. I'm not that.
Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.
The thing is I trip, so I'm too slow.
Is there a way I cannot trip? Yes, I did it.
Zero deaths. I made it out of the forest.
Wow.
I don't know how I did that one. I honestly couldn't recreate it for you guys. First try.
That was hard mode. Yeah. Oh my god.
Heaven. I'm in heaven now, Reys.
Goodbye.
The piss planet needs me.
Oh, I guess [ __ ] not. Um, excuse me. Sorry.
What the [ __ ] Oh my god, though.
No.
No.
Stop it.
Let me go.
I'm in heaven.
What did I expect? Why do I Why do I keep Why do I keep having a positive outlook in life? Like, what is Well, what's the actual point?
Congratulations on completing challenge mode.
I hate trees, bro.
I hope you guys enjoyed that. That's not the full game. The full game is yet to come out. Why cling to hope?
Why do anything? Honestly, I'm never touching grass ever again.
I need to think about my life now.
I don't know what to do with my life.
I'm proud of myself. I mean, I don't usually play games and uh it's been a while since I played a game. Wonder what the palm trees will do. Yeah.
H didn't think you were going to finish it.
Neither did I. Neither did I.
Oh, there's axes in the next game, so I'm looking forward to that. Y Now play a story driven game.
Wow, would you look at the time? Now we play Searo.
If I played a actual hard game, I would actually dissipate. Do you want me to dissipate and turn into nothing?
Bro wants us to read.
Palm trees aren't trees at all. Just tool weeds. No, that's weird, mate.
That's weird. Horsey game time. I'm proud of myself. I did it. I I did it in like well a questionable amount of time but and I got I got a hat as well. Well until it got taken away from me. Yeah.
Thanks a lot.
I'm a esports ready. You're kidding.
You're kidding me. You're kidding me.
Nice joke. Nice joke. Are you a comedian?
I'm tired. I'm tired.
I used double my game of points. So, I was so I actually got so mad.
I got so mad at that one part.
There is a trick to keeping the hat. Is there actually I'll have to watch someone else do it cuz I don't think I have the sanity to try and do it myself.
I did a hell of a shriek. I did. I'm sorry to anyone who was trying to sleep, but I don't know. I got really mad.
Path of Exile.
These are some gamer games you're you're uh you're suggesting.
The demo is finished. Oh, me. I've been waiting to play this game for a while because I've seen people play it, but the demo wasn't publicly out for a long time for um you know, commoners like myself. So, you felt the wrinkles. I've I think I've aged 5 years. Let's play America again.
We do need to train. You know, we do need to train and I do need to win first place.
The pressure is on. I'm scared.
I'm now 105. Yeah. Oh, you woke me up.
Thanks for that. I nearly misstreamed.
Ooh. Okay. Okay.
Another 20 coming up. I don't know if there will be one. I hope so cuz it's really fun every year. But it is a lot of uh work so I understand if not. H I should play War Thunder. You're just saying anything now.
You're just saying anything. You're just speaking words. H we need to celebrate five birthday streams this year because I've aged so much. Scary. The perks of 100k RAM getting game demos.
Aren't you a lucky bunch today? Wow.
Thank you for watching me suffer.
I know you guys like watching me suffer.
Maybe I should have changed the title to uh watch a tired Victorian child suffer and scream for 2 hours. Yeah, asking Rem to play War Thunder is insane. I know. I think I can just about play Bejeweled Blitz.
Are you taking hateful game recommendation?
That's just me every day. Yeah.
Pragmata, is that story driven?
No.
Thanks for suffering for our entertainment. You're welcome. You are most welcome. Thank you. Thank you for watching me while sitting through and watching me play this game without pulling out your hair. And if you did pull out your hair, please contact V4 Mariah for a wig replacement.
I guess it's the least I could do. Yeah, she already plays League. That's enough.
Hey, exactly. I've already got enough toxicity in me. Yeah, I need to change the Rembo. Uh, unfortunately the Lunalia Bunny merch is uh off the shelves now. So yeah, pre-orders are shut for that, but the 100k merch is available until the 26th.
So still 20 days for that. Yeah, for more shaking my head.
Shaking my head, my head. Thank you for braving the tree warm. I had my my butt slapped so many times for your entertainment today.
I got spanked so many times in the name of entertainment.
And I didn't cry once, very close to it, but I didn't.
That was entertaining.
Go get some ointment. Thank you. Yeah. I I Yeah, I know. It's a bit sore right now.
Yeah. My little butt is a little bit sore. Yeah, I should get some some ice on that.
Yeah, the these trees, they got hands and they got guns and man got squashed so many times. The trees wanted the big juicy juicy. Yeah, exactly. Stay hydrated. Stay hydrated.
Oh, bad.
I got to go scream into a pillow or something. I'm sorry for yelling at you when when you were sending the the donors.
It will happen again. I will yell at you again. Yeah.
It will happen again. What can I say?
Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay. Uh why would you scream at pillow?
Scream at my pillow. My yellow pillow.
My horribly yellowed pillow. Not pillow, dear. No, no, no. She deserves the best.
Someone needs stress relief positive affirmations.
Well, you are you going to just stand there and and fart around?
Where's my Where's my affirmations?
Calm down with improvised ASMR. Coconut.
Coconut. Coconut. Coconut. Coconut.
Coconut. Coconut. Coconut. Negative affirmations.
You smell.
You would You would spend 3 hours on this game and get nowhere.
You would rage quit this game.
You're doing all right. Wow. You would get exploded 5 billion times. Mhm.
Oh, wow. We educate some affirmations.
Thank you.
Harder negative affirmations. Uh, if you were if you were to complete this game, you wouldn't go to heaven.
You would get like a secret ending >> because you'd be bad.
>> Yeah, >> that was fun.
>> Thank you, A. I'm glad you had fun. Of course you would have fun. You like watching me suffer.
As if I'm going there.
Rem, we can't see Honk. Why do you care about that?
>> You know what, >> Rem? We can't see Honk.
>> And you won't see Honk ever again.
>> Yeah.
Died.
Mhm. Punk is a homeboy. The trees got him. Yeah, the trees. You know how what they did with my top hat? They took the top hat and then ripped it in half.
That's what happened to Hong. Horrible stuff. Yeah.
Horrible meanie.
Uh, can I get a bob? You want a bob? I'll give you a bob. This is Bob Keshabari reporting for duty. Yeah, you're breaking my hearts.
You don't have hearts.
The trees kidnapped Honk, ripped in half, etc., etc. You had a bad day. Something something something.
Right. Let's raid into Why would you tell us that? Now I have to imagine him being absolutely rendered apart.
What a sick horrible creature I am.
That is exactly what I am. Let me set up a redirect. I will redirect you to Miss Echomori who is doing Warhammer.
Warhammer 40k hand cam with Zeva Arcade.
I think we know that name. Yeah, very familiar name.
>> Hello, Bob.
>> Thank you, Anime Craft.
>> Hello, Bob. Have you seen Rem before? I uh No, I haven't. Uh I'm sure she's a really nice fella. Yeah, thank you for stream. No, thank you for watching today. Thank you for watching me uh play rage bait game. Honestly, I was worried, but I'm glad I did it. Even if it was a little bit too long, I'm glad I did it.
Random excess memory. That's my name.
Yeah. Thanks for watching me today. I hope you guys have a wonderful Wednesday. Uh, tomorrow I got to do some errands, so no stream, I think. And then on Friday, we'll be going to Bies.
You guys know Bies? I actually don't know much about Bies. I just know it's an establishment.
So, Friday is Bies. We'll be doing a little bit of a tour. H. Is Bies like burgers and stuff?
I don't know anything about bies. Me too. America moment.
Yeah. See you later. Try you later.
All right. Thanks for watching. I hope you guys enjoyed yesterday's ASMR 2.
Yeah. All right. See you laterers.
Play a horror game.
You want me sweating.
You want me to sweat so bad that I dissipate from this earth?
The heli is a bies. Honestly, I I don't really know either. I just know it's a fast food establishment. Yeah. Okay. See you ladies. We're going to raid into Miss Echomori, my very very good British friend. She's also uh British. You'll like me if you like her. Wait, no.
You'll like her if you like me. Yes.
Play horror game and ring fit at the same time. You're making me You're making me You're rage baiting me so that I stay like an extra five minutes.
You're not You're not even asking me a question. That is not That is old strat now. You're just trying to say things and then I'm staying because I I'm bickering back at you.
Okay. Can I ask a question? No. No. No.
It is working.
Well, anyway, see you guys later. Play horror game now. Exactly. See, you make a mistake. You guys uh you guys are so dirty.
Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.
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