Childish Wife says that Toothpaste isn't wet.

[00:00:01]Oh my god, this heatwave is so unbearable.

[00:00:04]>> You said it. I could literally fall asleep without a blanket on.

[00:00:08]>> Speaking of sleep, it's almost time for bed. Could you get me my toothbrush?

[00:00:13]>> Of course, dear.

[00:00:14]>> And don't forget to wet the toothbrush.

[00:00:25]>> Here you go, sweetheart.

[00:00:27]>> Did you remember to wet the toothbrush?

[00:00:29]Oh yeah, toothpaste is wet. So that means the brush is wet because it has toothpaste on it.

[00:00:38]What? Why are you giving me that face?

[00:00:41]What did I do this time?

[00:00:42]>> Alex, what planet did you come from?

[00:00:45]Toothpaste isn't wet.

[00:00:46]>> What? What kind of crap are you smoking?

[00:00:49]Toothpaste is wet.

[00:00:51]>> No, it's not.

[00:00:52]>> Yes, it is.

[00:00:52]>> No, it's not.

[00:00:53]>> Yes, it is.

[00:00:54]>> No, it's not.

[00:00:55]>> Yes, it is.

[00:00:56]>> No, it's not.

[00:00:56]>> Yes, it is.

[00:00:57]>> No, it's not. Yes, it is.

[00:00:59]>> No, it's not.

[00:01:00]>> Yes, it is.

[00:01:00]>> No, it's not.

[00:01:01]>> Yes, it is.

[00:01:02]>> No, it's not.

[00:01:03]>> Yes, it is. Toothpaste contains water, fluoride, and sweeteners. Therefore, toothpaste is wet.

[00:01:10]>> No, toothpaste is not wet because toothpaste isn't a liquid.

[00:01:14]>> Well, toothpaste isn't a solid either because news flash, idiot, if toothpaste was as solid as a rock, you wouldn't be able to brush your teeth with it. Well, I do know that it isn't a liquid either because if it was a liquid, it wouldn't be able to stay on the bristles. It would just run off.

[00:01:31]>> Yes. Even if toothpaste isn't a liquid, it still contains properties of liquids that make it flow when pressure is applied to it. And if toothpaste was a solid, it wouldn't need a plastic tube to be contained in, and you wouldn't be able to spit it down the sink.

[00:01:47]Toothpaste is wet.

[00:01:48]>> Toothpaste contains particles that are solid. Toothpaste isn't wet. is >> isn't >> is >> isn't >> is >> isn't >> is >> isn't >> is >> isn't >> is >> isn't >> is >> isn't >> toothpaste is what you childish backwards ginger cow.

[00:02:06]>> Alex, do not speak to me that way. Just because we're having an argument doesn't mean we should forget our manners.

[00:02:12]Besides, you should know by now that I am always right.

[00:02:15]>> Holly, what do you specifically want me to do?

[00:02:18]>> I want you to wet the bristles of the toothbrush with water. All right, Ollie, look at the science behind what's inside toothpaste. We have already established that toothpaste contains water. So, if the toothpaste is spread on your toothbrush, that would technically mean that your toothbrush is already wet with water because water is already inside the toothpaste.

[00:02:40]>> No, it means that the toothbrush is wet with toothpaste, not water. Water and toothpaste are two completely different things. See, you just admitted that putting toothpaste on a toothbrush wets the toothbrush. That settles it.

[00:02:53]Toothpaste is wet.

[00:02:55]>> Whatever. I don't care. I want my toothbrush bristles to be wet with water, not toothpaste.

[00:03:01]>> Your toothbrush is wet with water because toothpaste contains water.

[00:03:05]>> No, water and toothpaste are two different things.

[00:03:08]>> Toothpaste contains water. Water is on your toothbrush. Well, according to your logic, if I were to put hot sauce on my chicken wings, that would mean that the chicken wings are also wet with water because water is in hot sauce.

[00:03:22]>> Yes, but if you add water on its own to chicken wings, it will just make the chicken saggy. But if you add all the ingredients necessary to make hot sauce together, you get some sweet and spicy chicken wings.

[00:03:35]>> Exactly. Therefore, water and toothpaste are both different things. Oh my god, who the hell cares? The toothbrush is still wet regardless. Why does it matter if the toothbrush is wet with toothpaste or water?

[00:03:48]>> Alex, just wet my toothbrush with water.

[00:03:51]>> Why? What difference does it make?

[00:03:53]>> I want water on the bristles of the toothbrush so that the minty flavor isn't so overpowering.

[00:04:04]>> Why didn't you just tell me that in the first place? I just thought it would be obvious, but I guess you were too stupid to figure it out yourself.

[00:04:12]>> Hey, don't call me stupid. If anyone is the stupid one in this relationship, it's you because of your foolish childish antics.

[00:04:20]>> Just go wet my toothbrush with water already.

[00:04:38]Alex, where is my toothbrush?

[00:04:39]>> Would you shut up already? It's coming.

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