The Most Terrifying Things Of Our Childhoods

[00:00:00]things that terrified us as children.

[00:00:04]That is what we're going to be talking about today. Okay? And understand this.

[00:00:06]This is a user requested video and a very heavily user requested video. Like I was sucked. I I put this on like my community page is us to see like I wonder if people actually kind of like this cuz this is admittedly kind of nice. Like I don't even know how the video is going to do. But I got like 3,000 likes on a community page.

[00:00:25]Doc, that's insane. Okay, that I will commend you on. And I'm going to be real in uh in preparing myself for this video. I had a lot of laughs because we are going to be going through the collective childhoods of all of us, okay? And you guys seem to be older than me. So, I I hope I hit quite a few of your guys' fears as children. And we are going to be going over the canon events such as being absolutely terrified of your basement, the 3:00 a.m. bathroom run, worrying that if you wake up in the morning and there's no mom and dad that you actually slept through the entirety of the raper. Yes, there's actually a lot of people that believe in that. And of course, stranger danger. Oh my goodness, do I have a story for you, dude. We're we we we're going to have some we're going to have a little bit of Ethan lore in this video. I'm going to be 100% honest with you and you guys seem to like that. I like I thought you guys were annoyed, but you guys actually seem to really enjoy when I go off on those tangents. And I'm going to hit you with a few of you few of those in this video. If you enjoy this, consider a like, comment, and subscribe. We are trying to reach 400,000 subscribers before the end of the year. That is the goal. Hit the bell icon to stay notified for more videos. And with all that out of the way, let's get into the video.

[00:01:35]Let's go. The basement, dog. I'm sorry.

[00:01:39]I live in Michigan. Okay, listen.

[00:01:41]Michigan 411 gang superiority. We are better than Wisconsin. We are better than Indiana. We are better than Illinois. Oh, well, ILLINOIS HAS CHICAGO. YOU'RE CARRIED BY ONE STATE.

[00:01:52]YOU'RE CARRIED BY ONE POPULATION CENTER, BRO. CHICAGO IS YOUR SIGNING JEWEL, BRO.

[00:01:58]Chicago being your number one place. And y'all have the audacity to get on us about Detroit. Brother, I'm sorry. Check yourself. Michigan pound-for-pound is a better state than Illinois. People forget that you are even a state. They just call you Chicago. Okay, we're a sleeper. We're a sleeper. Hit me migo.

[00:02:18]And then there's Ohio. In Ohio, we got beef. But that's a that's a lore video in and of itself that you can make. But we do have a weakness, and that is we do have a very specific type of basement.

[00:02:31]Look up a Michigan basement, brother.

[00:02:33]Our basements are so bad that it literally looks like the insane asylum that you would put this the the schizophrenic that every single time you look them in the eye, you're like, "All right, Meredith, here's your food. How you feeling?"

[00:02:52]Oh, what did she say? I don't know, bro.

[00:02:54]I think she's speaking like Italian or something. And then you have like a priest come in and he says, "I will skin your face and eat your baby and sacrifice him to the defiled one."

[00:03:07]What?

[00:03:09]What do you mean by that? That's how it feels, dude. Okay, story time. I was living in this house, okay, in kind of a country town, dude. It kind of got turned into a commune. It's a whole other thing. Okay, but I'm living at this house and this house 100% was haunted. Like 100% was haunted. That's a story time for later on in the video. A different Ethan Lord though. Okay. I'm over there minding my own business, living my best life. I'm like eight, maybe nine, maybe 10 at the absolute oldest. And I'm over here watching regular sew and Finn and Jake. Okay.

[00:03:38]Living my best life. And then I look over and I swear, dude, the door to my basement opened by itself.

[00:03:49][laughter] What do you mean by that?

[00:03:52]What?

[00:03:54]And I mean to tell you, dude, I go to close it, okay? Because my dad my DAD WAS LIKE, "DON'T KEEP [screaming] THE DOORS OPEN. IT LETS OUT ALL THE COLD AIR." AND WE BUT LISTEN, THIS house was a farmhouse, okay? It got hot in winter.

[00:04:07]So I go over to close the door, okay?

[00:04:09]And I look into the basement and this thing literally looks like I'm entering from purgatory into the literal gates of hell. Bro, I'm not even kidding you. I could have sworn you could see on like the wood stairs that led down there, abandon all hope, ye who enter here, because of that's how scary it was, dude. And it was like light itself did not want to penetrate down there. And here's the worst part. You had to do laundry down there. You had to go down there to do laundry. So, there was always banging going on, bro. And it wasn't the banging that was scary. It was when it would just go quiet. And it felt like an eerie quiet like something was going to come at you and grab you by your ankle and drag you down there and your last words WERE GOING TO BE [screaming] AND THEN IT WAS DONE. And here's the thing, dude. That is a core memory. But I'm sorry. Every single person who's lived in Michigan, dude, I will remember one time I visited this guy's house and he was like the only friend that I had that had a Finnish basement. And I go down there and I'm like, "Huh? What do you Huh?" It's like, "What? What does your basement look like?" I saw him my basement. And he was literally like, "No." Yeah. No, no, dude. We had like Michigan basements are terrifying. Like, like the the whatever photo is right here. I guarantee you this is not as bad as like a Michigan basement. I said like sew a photo. Dude, in every Michigan basement has like a mysterious hole that's like, "Oh yeah, there's like a hole in the wall, but like don't go into it." Huh? What do you mean by that? that like you'll hear like growling from there, but we don't know if it's a woodchuck or abdon of the dark pit. It's something like that, bro. But like, who knows? And here's the thing, dude. This was scared. This one's scary. I was scared by this 100%. Maybe spooky. Maybe spooky because some of these are 100% justified. And we'll get to some Ethan the lore dumps of why they're justified, but I'm going to put this one in spooky.

[00:06:05]Courage the Cowardly Dog. This one gets its own its own set. Currents the Cowardly Dog had absolutely no business being as scary as that series was. And brother, it wasn't like a series that has like, oh well, it was goofy, but it had some spooky parts. Every single ep brother, I'm telling you this right now, dude. The these new gens that are watching Teen Titans Go, if you dude, they would be put into like like anaphylactic sock if you sewed them some Curds the Cowardly Dog. Courage the Cowardly Dog would have them baldled up in tears on the floor in the fetal position because Courage the Cowardly Dog was made by some deranged people.

[00:06:47]The Mist episode is still one of the scariest episodes of any like not EVEN SCARIEST. IT WAS JUST like what type of imagery is that dog? There's so many. I remember there was one and it was like the villain destroying like a city and like the music that is playing is like brother this is like so somber and scary bro and there's so many of these and it keeps on going and it's like played for a joke but I just remember being like brother I feel icky watching this and maybe I'm soft but Courage the cowardly dog bro there's no way that this movie not movie this series would be allowed to be on cartoon literally anything now because of how deeply unsettling it is dude [snorts] Like I'm sorry. Courage's the cowardly dog. This one scared me 100%. I stand on that. This one did scare me. No question in my mind. Have to put it there. Urban legends. This is your bloody marys. This is your uh brother. How what urban legends do you did you guys have? Bro, I remember we had one and it was like uh we we were like there was like you go out into the woods and like you look for like a like I think it was like a skinwalker and I don't know if it was like a skinw walker or it was like a fles gate. It was something, bro. But like you went out into the woods and then you would go up to different trees and then you would take a pocket knife and like trim off some of the bark on one, but you had to like trim off the bark and like like a like a certain style and then after you were done um like scraping the bark off the tree, you had the knock on the bare spot. So it would be like and then you would go to the next tree and keep on going and going and going and then you know you summoned it when you heard um the knocking on a tree that was behind you.

[00:08:40]What the hell was going on back in the day, dog? like like like we just just performing some Native American windo rituals, summoning them back from LIKE THE [laughter] LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE SOME PEOPLE LIKE, "DUDE, you have you have summoned like the literal like like ruler of the skin walkers, bro." And here's the thing, that was like just one of them, okay?

[00:09:05]Hey, like you're in like a little bit of like a country town, you know, every once in a while. Like you had your weirdo that may or may not have done something with a cow. And then you have your cool guy named Kyle that's way too addicted to energy drinks. And then you have another guy named Donald that's, you know, he's okay with summoning demons.

[00:09:21]Okay, it's you know, it was just And then you had me who was homeschooled for like a good portion of his childhood who's going into this like, "Hi, how are you?" looking like if Spongebob wasn't a square anymore. I'm not even kidding you, bro. If you ever find a picture of me from fourth grade, I literally look like Spongebob circle pants. Not Not that's not even a joke, bro. Okay, listen. Listen. You Some say I glowed up. I No, some say I glowed down. I say that I develop personality. Is what it is. But But understand this, bro. You could not pay me enough to perform these rituals again. Mostly because I ain't about to temp fate, bro. Very scary.

[00:10:04]Very scary. Bloody Mary, dude. Here's the thing, dude. You mean to tell me that I all I have to do to summon a woman is that I have to turn off the lights and say her name three times?

[00:10:17]I'm like half joking, but at the same time, bro, like I think the windo ritual was way scarier than any of that. I'm going to put that in very scared, my man. Quick sand. I was actually shocked by how common this one was. And I think this is what it was. A lot of our TV shows that we watched by like in like Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, a lot of them had segments with Quicksand.

[00:10:40]And I I I just want to say this right now, bro. Quicksand is has got to be like as a concept one of the worst fates to ever befall you because imagine you're walking like by some hot sand.

[00:10:53]Like sand so hot that it like boils water. Like you can make some matcha with some like some stuff like that.

[00:11:00]Okay. And then imagine you start sinking into it and you literally get turned into a KFC with 11 herbs AND SPICES.

[00:11:08]LIKE IMAGINE IF THAT HAPPENS, BRO. You start getting turned into Indian street food if you walk too much in the sand.

[00:11:15]That's one of the most terrifying things. Okay, listen. When I was when I was uh visit I was young, okay, I was like in fifth grade. I was visiting my friend that was trying to summon demons and then that's a wild opening in hindsight. But no, no, he was more of like a creepy pasta guy. He was know weird dude. Anyways, I go out and he had like a like a bog in the back. Okay. And I lost like a like half of my pair of suits like like when I was walking through this bog because of how like deep it was. Okay. And I could have sworn, bro, like it wasn't quick sand.

[00:11:49]It was like quick mud. And I lost I lost a pair. I like like I lost my my parachutes, never found them again.

[00:11:55]Those things are going to be fossilized in like the next million years. And then I go inside like this is not I'm going to be real here. There probably was some weird stuff going on in that household.

[00:12:05]I'm just going to be 100% honest with you cuz listen, you ever seen somebody have the thousand yard stare? They had the thousand yard stare. I'm just going to say it, bro. There was some there there was some weird stuff going on in there. They kind of looked like they were from like The Nightmare Before Christmas that or like the corpse bride.

[00:12:21][snorts] It it kind of it like that.

[00:12:23]Imagine that. That's kind of what it looked like. Okay. And I remember waking up in the middle of the night and pouring myself a glass of chocolate milk and I swear, dude, this lady jumpcared me and was literally like, "What are you doing?" I swear, bro. Like, and it it was it was my friend's mom. And I remember being like, "So, like, yeah, bro. [laughter] That that was a sleepover right there, dude.

[00:12:48]That was a sleepover." And here's the thing. Here's the thing. Where was I going with this with quicksand? Um, quicksand quicksand's a little spooky.

[00:12:57]It's a little spooky, dude. I I'll give it that. I'll give it that. But like I like there's not a lot of quicksand bias, bro. If you live by quicksand, like like what do you do? I feel like Australia probably has a ton of quicksand. Why? Because although you have like women with a really attractive like accent, I don't want to go down there because I literally have to deal with like entities out of the seventh layer of hell to get over there, dude.

[00:13:21]And I don't know how I feel about that.

[00:13:22]A little spooky though. A little spooky.

[00:13:24]Being home alone, dude. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, dude. If you're home alone as a child, it can be a liberating experience if it's done at the right time. And then if it's uh done uh too early, it is a uh I it can be downright terrifying. I'm just going to be 100% honest with you because let me tell this story, bro. I remember getting off the bus. I'm over here going into uh I'm I'm go I'm going into the house, okay? And I decided it was a great time to look into like some creepy pastas and I was listening to and like watching back the video now. You could probably find it. It's like a Slenderman 911 call. um 100% real and recorded.

[00:14:07]It's so cheesy now. But I remember that downright traumatizing me when I originally watched it, bro. And here's the thing. I can understand what it was, bro. I remember my sister um she came back from high school one day and um she uh sewed me the Russen sleep experiment and she unironically told me that this was a real historical event. And that scared the hell out of me for a minute.

[00:14:34]And here's THE THING. HERE'S THE THING.

[00:14:37]I think that's justified, bro. I think if you're a little you you little children, you you you a little soft, you little softrained, okay? You're pulling up to your house by yourself, no parents. Like, brother, you wake up too early ON A SATURDAY MORNING, THERE'S NOBODY THERE. You think the raps are happen? Okay. Okay. Like, like, like some people are scared of it, some people aren't. I THINK THIS ONE goes into like a spooky. You're not always scared. It really just depends. If you're like home alone at night and you like you're convinced somebody's watching you, that's a whole different thing. But at the same time, it really does depend. I'm going to put it in spooky. Dentist and doctors. Here's the thing, dude. I I feel like when you're getting a as a child, I think it's the idea of like a like like a sharp object like penetrating your skin and then for like a dentist, it's like what's going on here? like like like every single like movie TV show frames the dentist as being like a super like scary experience to the point where it's like brother it literally isn't that bad. Like going to the dentist is not that bad, bro. Okay, I'm I'll just be honest with you. Oh, you have a achy jaw. It's like yeah, bro. I mean, get in line. LIKE AS SCARY AS it could be, it could be a lot worse. But it's one of those things when you're a kid, it's kind of like a core memory. Everybody was kind of scared of the doctor, brother. A lot of dudes low-key, they're they're not that it's not that they're scared of the doctor, but they don't want to go to the doctor and hear about how effed up they are, and now they have to change their way. Brother, I'm sorry. Most dudes have like an undiagnosed form of either Asberers or a little bit of the tism when it comes to this. I'll just be 100% honest with you. They just be walking it off. And I get it. I 100% do. But this is one of those fears I kind of get.

[00:16:26]I'll put it in scared. I'll put it in scared. I think that's I think that's fair. Clowns.

[00:16:31]Um, fun fact, did you know the National Union of Clowns tried to sue uh Stephen King for ruining their business by making it? I didn't know that there was a clowns union. I had no clue that that was a thing. Bro, you mean to tell me they got unionized? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Like, I don't want to go I don't want to go that far, but that's crazy to me. And I'm here to tell you, brother, no, NO, NO, NO. JOHN Wayne Gayy ruined that first and then it and Pennywise came on the scene and then they just became kind of like a weird thing, bro.

[00:17:02]Like how depressing was it back in the day for a clown to be like, "Dude, clowns are the funniest thing ever, bro." Like, like I want to know what the first clown was like, dude. Like the first clown had to be like, "Yo, what what's going on here, my man? This is this is downright terrifying." But back then it was a good time.

[00:17:19]Um, [clears throat] I never really had to deal with a whole ton of clowns. They were always kind of like a little bit unsettling. Like you never really knew what to feel about them. But like also it was like me, my and my two brothers, we were always terrified of our birthdays because when apparently when we were a kid, when we were children, we always screamed when people tried to sing happy birthday to us. And in my mind, I'm like, "Brother, if you are a little squishy b squishyrained fouryear-old and under, somebody like singing happy birthday to you has TO BE LIKE, OH MY GOSH, IT'S A SACRIFICE."

[00:17:53]Like like they're holding an open flame in front of you. All your friends and family all gather together in a circle to sing a semi-religious chant once a year and give you an offering of sweets and a top it is flames. Does that not How does that not sound like a a a a pagan ritual? That's all I'm saying, my man. And I'm going to put the clowns because I'm saying all of that, bro. I'm gonna put it in a little spooky. A little spooky. I think that's valid. I think that's valid. The dark I'm going to be real here, dog. The dark one is This one's very valid. Okay? Because I mean, if you go back far enough, I feel like there are certain fears that have to be like a genetic memory because the dark makes a lot of sense to me because it's like, "Brother, if you're out in the middle of nature, oh yeah, bro.

[00:18:39]Well, there's no monsters or demons out there, brother. What do you think a cougar is in the middle of the night coming at you like Okay, that's a different type of cougar, BUT LIKE LIKE A BIG CAT TRYING TO LIKE SQUASH YOU OUT OF the like like come out of the darkness and just take off your entire head with one swipe and their eyes glow in the dark. So, it's like brother like maybe our idea of like monsters that live in the dark like they have glowing eyes, they uh they'll jump scare you and they'll take you out quick. I think that is like a genetic memory of like when we were dealing with predators. Like does that not sound like it? Like we've all woken up like really early in the morning and the witsing hour literally got up, ran downstairs and then ran up the stairs on all fours just to get back in our bed because we thought that something was chasing after us. And as if we get under the covers, the little abdon of the deep is like gun out of my midst once again. Like no, bro. I remember having this fear that like I would close my eyes and I would feel like something was moving and if I opened my eyes it would be like right there. Like we all kind of had that one, bro. Like we all did. But being scared of the dark, bro. I'm going to be real.

[00:19:49]This one's valid. THIS WAS A VALID ONE.

[00:19:52]OF COURSE BEING SCARED of the dark, dude. Like of course. Ghosts.

[00:19:56]Oh yeah, dude. No. No. I 100% lived in a haunted house, dude. I don't know if I've told this story, but like in that house with the scary basement. Yeah. No.

[00:20:04]No. It it was right next door to a graveyard and there was a gravestone in the front yard and it was uh the the guy who owned the home and apparently he was able to do it on like a legal loophole that his gravestone was allowed to be on the property. So I literally lived in a house with a gravestone in the front yard but it was like bushes were planted around it because the people that were selling it realized that it was really hard to sell a house with a gravestone in the front of it. So they plant, I'm not even kidding you, bushes around it so people wouldn't see it. Okay, so I remember living in this house and like there were so many weird things that happened. Like I remember I would go to sleep in one room, wake up in a completely different room. We didn't have any history of like sleepwalking, but that was a big issue. Um, you would hear footsteps all across the house.

[00:20:49]There was one that was really uh that that like I still think about and it was when me and my little brother, we sat in a room, we stared at a bunk bed and we were talking about something and my sister was uh she went to her friend's house and we were just talking and literally we're as we're talking WE HEAR BOOM BOOM boom on the door right across from us and you think to yourself, okay, well somebody got into that room and knocked on the door to get us to stop talking. That her my sister's room is on the second floor. There is no way to get into that room outside of um going through our room. So there was nobody in that room and there was some people there was something that was in there that was knocking and pounding on the door as me and my brother were talking.

[00:21:34]We still I still have no clue to this day what that was. But you know it's a little bit freaky. It is a little bit freaky. I'm I'm not like really into it like I'm over here like dude there's a ghost. There's a ghost here. I think there's probably something. I think there's probably something. Okay. I don't know. I don't really know what it is, but we've I've had a little bit of an experience. Sound off in the comment section if you had a ghost experience.

[00:21:57]Bro, you know what, bro? Video idea.

[00:22:00]Video idea. You guys can give me your ghost stories and I'll read them out in a video.

[00:22:07]THAT'S NOT A BAD BANGER, DUDE. You know what? I'm going to put this one in terrified so people will go to this segment. Stranger danger. Now, let me give you a story from my uh from my youth. You see, I have to be very very I I I'm going to have to be kind of vague on the details. So, I'm going to middle school, right? I'm going to middle school. There was a reading class, okay?

[00:22:28]And we had a substitute teacher that would come in every once in a while and teach the class because our normal teacher would be out because I think she was having f either family issues, a baby, it was something. And I remember being a part of this class and this guy would just put give us assignments and um you know just be at the desk and we would work on our stuff. We were allowed to talk in class. It didn't really matter. But um there was something weird about this guy. Okay. And um what would happen is uh people would come up to uh the he um come up to his uh desk and he they would ask for help and then as they would leave this guy would pick up his phone and check his messages just about every single time. I'm not kidding.

[00:23:10]Every just about every single time um somebody would walk up to the desk. This guy would like as they uh the person was leaving, he would pick up his phone and check messages.

[00:23:20]He was not checking his messages.

[00:23:23]of this guy was waiting for waiting for people to walk up to the desk. Even we're in middle school. And if as they turned around to walk away, this guy would pull up his phone and take pictures.

[00:23:37]And apparently how they found out that this guy was doing this was apparently the superintendent at my school went to the bathroom and heard weird noises from the stall right next to him where this substitute was at and they got a search warrant for his phone and this guy got put on a registry.

[00:24:03]So, and you think to yourself, okay, like like already they had to hold a press conference with the entirety of my grade at the in the lunchroom where they had to be like we um like like this is how I knew they had our entire grade and then they had like police officers like like like literally just around and they like explain the situation as in hey yeah um uh this uh Mr. Blank is no longer going to be a substitute anymore because we found some things on his phone and um we are going to be sending a paper with you guys home to have your parents sign and uh yeah, we're just going to we're just going to have that be uh dealt with.

[00:24:52][laughter] SO, WHEN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT stranger danger, stranger danger. Okay. Um, this one. Yeah. Put this in terrified. You should be terrified of strangers, bro.

[00:25:08]You should be. Um, yeah. I hopefully I was vague enough with that story, but uh yeah. No, that that that did happen in my in middle school. Uh, yeah. No, craziness. Absolute craziness. The 3:00 a.m. darkness run. 3:00 a.m. is known as the witsing hour. Everybody kind of knows that because that like traumatized a lot of us. And we all went through a moment where we all like woke up at 3:00 a.m. and like we had to go to use the bathroom or we couldn't go back to sleep. So, we convinced ourselves that literally a demon was in the side of our room. And um we would either literally not sleep at all or we would go down, go get some water or some warm milk and then run up the stairs on all fours just to go back to bed. Okay, that is what this was like. It's very very simple to explain. This one kind of goes in deep with like urban legends, the dark basement, all of that. But this one is much more of a simple, hey, yeah, you wake up in the middle of 3:00 a.m. Yeah.

[00:26:06]Uh, this one's self-explanatory. Okay, this one goes into a spooky a spooky. I think that's fair. Losing your parents.

[00:26:14]Let me explain this one. Um, we've all been to like a store, a mall, or like we we've gone around and we were like a little bit too young. when we go to go use the bathroom and you just completely lose your parents and then like brother I remember as a kid literally trying to figure out what I would do if I couldn't find my family. [snorts] Um I worked at a Walmart for a little bit and um if you ever hear a code Adam over the intercom that means a child lost their parents.

[00:26:40]Just a fun fact. Just a fun fact.

[00:26:43]So I didn't know that at the time. So, I just thought that like if you just lost your parents and they leave without you, you're gone. You got dirt road dropped off at the local Walmart. Good luck, bro. You're going to be put into the back room and that's how Walmart gets their associates. Dude, that's actually like not a bad like that's not a bad startup to a story, bro. Imagine there was like this supermarket where like people that hated their children could go up and lose their kids at the supermarket and then the associates would literally kidnap the kids.

[00:27:16]Dude, there's that that's actually not a bad premise. I'm not even going to lie, bro. That's not a bad premise. But like I don't know why that's I just thought that as a kid. But like dude, that would be a terrifying one. Like, ooh. And you have to like sleep there. Dude, I I like I don't even know how sometimes I don't even know how I found my parents, dude.

[00:27:38]Like, some of you guys have seen my mom's. We do like streams together every once in a while. And I feel my mom would just be like, "All right, sink or swim.

[00:27:47]Find me later." And then I like it would be like 30 minutes and then I would finally find him. Okay. Like like like looking back on it. Okay. Like like my mom my mom my mom kept track of the other two. But since I was the oldest son, it was kind of like sink or swim, good luck. That's what it felt like. And here's the thing. Here's the thing. This one, this one goes into a spooky. I think this one's a spooky gollum. Now, this one just applies to any character that was just weirdly scar like terrifying to you as a child. For me, it was a Gollum. Dude, when I was a toddler, when I was like a toddler to 5 years old, if we were watching Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings was like the no no movie if we were watching it with family. Okay, because if Gollum showed up on screen, I would turn into a squeaker from a cod lobby and then proceed to bite my mom's forearm like a carrot because I needed to get away from that. And here's the thing, dude. Does does literally anybody blame me? Gollum was terrifying design, bro. Terrifying voice. He's over here. My present.

[00:28:52]Brother, no. Brother, no. If I saw that thing walking up at me, I am curb stomping Gollum. Dude, I ain't even going to lie. There like But what movie was it where like these two guards like literally like hold up Gollum and they just beat the tar out of him? I'm talking like they're over here hitting him in the gut. They're grabbing him by his head, flying knee. Boom boom boom.

[00:29:14]And they're just beating the tar out of Gollum. [applause] I was applauding that entire part of the movie cuz I WAS LIKE, "GET HIM. GET HIM.

[00:29:24]GET HIM. MAKE HIM NOT WALK AGAIN. WHY HE MOVING? THAT'S HOW I FELT, DUDE. About Gollum. Okay. Oh, WELL, GOLLUM'S ACTUALLY NO, BRO. I DON'T I LIKE I DON'T ROCK WITH GOLLUM. I'M PUTTING this one honestly I I'm defending on this one. He was very scary back in the day. Like, it just was getting lost in the woods.

[00:29:44]Yeah, brother. The the forest is literally THE BACKROOMS. LIKE, TELL ME I'm wrong, dude. Like, I'm going to describe the back rooms. It's a endless corridor of repeating geometry that you'll get lost in because everything looks the same and it seemingly never ends.

[00:30:02]The forest is literally that. Well, well, the bathrooms has entities, brother. I am sorry. THE FOREST also has entities. BUT HERE'S THE THING. THEY'LL FIND YOU WAY QUICKER than like these the like the sponge guy from the back rooms movie. Dude, I'm sorry. Everything in the forest that is indifferent to your existence.

[00:30:25]You will be lost and never found again.

[00:30:28]Missing 411. I know I haven't made that video. I'm saving that for like August.

[00:30:33]BUT OH MY GOSH, DUDE. THE OLDER I get, the more terrified I am of the forest, dude. Because you just realize that you are out of your element. You are taking a vacation in literally like a a a domain that was so terrifying to you back in the day that you literally built the indoors to keep it out.

[00:30:55]Terrifying. No question, my man. I like nature. I like nature, too. But I have respect for it. So, I'm not going to try it that much, my man. And there you go.

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