Crashing Into MINECRAFT Steve at High Speed in Teardown

Hinzugefügt: 2026-05-22

[00:00:00]This right here is regular Steve.

[00:00:02]But at the bottom of this giant ramp, there is a big Steve. We mass him up.

[00:00:09]Mahunga Steve, and we need to get down there cuz I want to look at I want to look at the level. You're right, I shouldn't be flying. We need to fly down there with cars instead, and we need to smack it to him, right?

[00:00:21]So, you really want to go? OW, OW, OW, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SO, YEAH, THIS IS THIS IS MY CAR. This is my monster truck, and that's your car. So, >> Good luck. Why did you Why did you I need something I don't I don't I want something BETTER THAN THIS.

[00:00:33]>> [laughter] >> THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO TO THE BIG STEVE. THIS IS PERFECTLY VALID. YEAH, LET'S GO.

[00:00:39]YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK MAYBE SLOW AND steady might be Why are there gnomes here?

[00:00:44]They're not supposed to be here.

[00:00:48]What? Also, what just blew up? Uh your future. No, okay.

[00:00:53]Here we go.

[00:00:54]>> [screaming] >> Wait, what would happen if I just SMASHED INTO YEAH.

[00:00:58]THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR JUST >> I'M actually slow Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, you're dead. My car My car exploded. Okay, you know what? You want to ride? Hop on in, man. HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. HEY, HEY. All right, that's it. I'm going without you.

[00:01:12]Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, no. I'm going to take DOWN STEVE.

[00:01:16]>> ME.

[00:01:17]>> [screaming] >> THIS LEVEL'S ACTUALLY REALLY COOL. STOP IT.

[00:01:20]OW. OW. NO, MY MONSTER TRUCK.

[00:01:25]WE GO AGAIN, BOYS. INFINITY RAY.

[00:01:29]WHAT? Didn't hurt me. So, because going downhill is not my strong suit, I decided that I'm going to obliterate everything in the way with the contraption. Um I'm just going to I don't know how it works now. So, I'm just going Oh, it just It just turns on straight away. Okay, try it on diamond armor Steve. His armor won't save him from this, surely not.

[00:01:46]>> go. Here we go. Slow and steady. OH.

[00:01:51]OH, QUICK.

[00:01:53]OH MY GOODNESS, THAT WAS SO GOOD.

[00:01:56]OH, THIS IS PERFECT. WAIT, what happens if you jump into it?

[00:01:58]>> Yeah, this is a stupid idea, but I kind of want to just try anyway. Like uh here we go. Wait, I'm fine. It hurts.

[00:02:04]It just tickles me. Wow. Okay, anyway, it's useless against your vehicle.

[00:02:09]>> No, no, my car. Ban just ban.

[00:02:12]>> LIKE WHAT HAPPENS? OKAY, WAIT, IT'S FINE. I can still go down the hill in this.

[00:02:18]>> it. Yeah, so can I, BABY. HERE WE GO. SPEED. What have you got? Oh, so maybe that thing isn't the best at going to. WHOA. IT'S PERFECT. OKAY. It's the gnome stand no chance. No. Oh, wait, these are I just realized what's blowing up. There's gas tanks around.

[00:02:37]>> I go down? I think there's a gnome in your way. See you, sucker.

[00:02:40]Oh, no. Also, my vehicle can do something. It's dang it. My vehicle is not functioning anymore. It's done for.

[00:02:46]Okay, well, mine's still good. So, I'm going to go kill Big Steve without you.

[00:02:51]Oh, maybe not cuz I'm stuck. You know what? We should really choose better vehicles, shouldn't we? Which is why I have a pink monster truck. Where did you get that from? It It was on sale, so I got it. I just go down here. All right.

[00:03:04]Can't fall. Can't fall.

[00:03:06]You.

[00:03:10]>> [laughter] >> You've gone for some sort of a military vehicle. Please don't destroy my trailer handler, man.

[00:03:16]Why are you going with that?

[00:03:17]>> What? Cuz this way, if you get in my way, I can just get underneath and lift you up. Well, if you do that, then I WILL DO THIS.

[00:03:27]OKAY, WELL, TURNS OUT WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO FOR A RIDE?

[00:03:30]NO, I'M FALLING OFF. I'M FALLING OFF.

[00:03:32]>> [screaming] >> ALL RIGHT, THE HOLE.

[00:03:35]OH, that wasn't even me. I can't even shoot anymore.

[00:03:37]It's actually pretty good. Works pretty well. This is a brilliant vehicle. WAIT FOR ME. YOU WERE DISSING ME FOR NO FOR NO REASON. I'm climbing a pole. Let's go.

[00:03:46]OOH, YEAH, I see this.

[00:03:48]That surprisingly works quite well. Some of these gnomes are quite sturdy. YEAH.

[00:03:53]WHOA.

[00:03:54]HERE WE GO.

[00:03:55]>> [screaming] >> OH, NO, YOU FLIPPED OVER. ARE WE EVER GOING TO MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM? RIGHT, I am making it to the bottom in this car right here. What have you got? I've got an excavator and a big excavator. Okay, and then you got Minecraft Alex here.

[00:04:07]So, why don't you get excavating? See if the diamond armor can withstand the excavation. Is that even a word?

[00:04:14]Probably. Oh, oh.

[00:04:17]Oh, wow. What is she holding it up with?

[00:04:20]Awesome. That just goes to show that this vehicle here is a little crap.

[00:04:24]There it goes. Okay, well, why don't you try that [laughter] bigger excavator. Yeah, Alex, you cannot withstand the POWER OF THIS.

[00:04:35]>> [laughter] >> HOW IS THAT? YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST JUST DRIVE forward a LITTLE BIT. OH, NO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? YOU'VE EXCAVATED HER.

[00:04:44]WHAT THE OH, SHE FELL. OH, OH, NO.

[00:04:47]OH, SORRY. WAIT, SHE'S STILL FINE.

[00:04:50]WHAT THE HOW IS SHE OKAY? How is my excavator still okay? Let me Before I take my actual car, I'm just going to I'm just going to do this real quick.

[00:04:59]Give me a nudge.

[00:05:01]She's still fine. Well, little nudge.

[00:05:03]Oh.

[00:05:03]>> It'd be great.

[00:05:04]>> A little nudge? You mean like before?

[00:05:07]No, not just like an actual nudge. Not Don't Don't die.

[00:05:12]OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S TIME. It is time for me to get down to the bottom and take down that massive Minecraft Steve. All right, I'm on my way. I'm going to take it nice and easy.

[00:05:24]Actually, you want to join?

[00:05:26]Wait, what are you doing? Nope, I've got a dump truck.

[00:05:28]>> All right, fine. Let's take it nice and easy. Let's make it all the way down. We haven't made that happen so far. No, exactly. We don't want to crash into Minecraft Steve.

[00:05:35]Explosive gnome. My brakes are failing.

[00:05:38]MY BRAKES ARE FAILING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

[00:05:40]MY BRAKES ARE FAILING. NOW MY CAR'S DESTROYED. GREAT.

[00:05:45]OH, MY DAYS. STUPID.

[00:05:47]I have a feeling that's not the right way to go. Anyway, this is a snow plow and I thought, because there's so much junk in the way, just plowing it, you know, off the side of the road. Yeah, I can make it work.

[00:05:57]>> I I see the vision and I thought with this I could just go ahead and blow up everything.

[00:06:03]>> I I don't see the vision with that at all.

[00:06:07]>> Like that's not GOING TO WORK.

[00:06:08]>> [screaming] >> UH-OH. EVER. It will work because I'm just going to blow up the ramp. Oh, just be careful.

[00:06:15]Oh.

[00:06:17]And you exploded. It's fine. You know what? I'm jumping in. Jumping in with you.

[00:06:20]>> an extra spot here for you. Like this little gnome here.

[00:06:24]What? Yeah, the the gnomes are really strong. You're going to have to just go around. I guess they're known for that.

[00:06:29]One more gnome joke and it's game over for you. Oh, there goes your plan. Oh, there goes my THERE GOES MY >> [laughter] >> OKAY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IT'S FINE.

[00:06:37]It's actually kind of working. It is kind of working. Of course it is. I don't know how we haven't got that far yet. Cuz we suck. That's it. Just ex- Yep, yep, get rid >> Yeah, you did it. Okay, now you need to cross the bridge. Uh this is ice. Is it?

[00:06:52]Oh. Yeah. Easy, easy. Nice. Look at that. Really? Look at this. I'm doing it. Uh just mind my monster. Oh my goodness, here we go.

[00:06:59]This is through the chance and the ladders and whatever. Wait, I can see you, MINECRAFT STEVE. OH, THERE HE IS.

[00:07:03]HERE'S THE FINISH. YEAH. YES, [screaming] IT WORKED. GET HIM. GET HIM.

[00:07:07]GET HIM.

[00:07:08]UM WAS THAT WAS THAT IT? WAIT, UH-OH. I WENT to the top of him and NOW HE'S FALLING. [screaming] >> [laughter] >> THAT'S AMAZING. TIME to do some brain surgery. Uh Let's see what's going on inside that skull of him.

[00:07:23]>> I have a I have a better idea. Oh.

[00:07:25]You're going to use the Infinity Ray?

[00:07:27]>> I just I just made a tunnel right through him. Let me see. Oh my goodness.

[00:07:30][laughter] And that's why it's called the Infinity Ray. Look at this.

[00:07:34]>> Yeah, cuz it goes on for infinity.

[00:07:36]>> Oh, it's through Minecraft Steve. This is so weird.

[00:07:40]WHERE AM I? HELP. OKAY, I'm good.

[00:07:42]I just thought I'd do some more brain surgery. Hey, let me help with that.

[00:07:46]Oh boy, we are completely destroying him right now. We are destroying MY LET ME HELP YOU OUT.

[00:07:55]ALL RIGHT, THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD.

[00:07:57]WAIT, WHAT IS THIS?

[00:08:04]Never Never gets old. I've got a Lamborghini.

[00:08:08]LAMBORGHINI!

[00:08:10]OKAY, here is the plan. We're going to crash into Minecraft's Steve at high speed, okay? Sure. Oh, so that way we can actually cuz there's a little ramp at the end. We can fly into his brain directly. Oh, yeah. Okay, here we go.

[00:08:24]Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like that.

[00:08:25]Okay, so could you just could you just like resurrect him, please? That'd be great. Right, here we go. Now, there's also some other Steves that we need to crash into along the way. So, um I can take CARE OF THAT.

[00:08:37]OH MY GOODNESS, I MESSED THAT GUY UP SO BAD.

[00:08:40]ARE YOU GOOD? My my muscle car is not as muscly as I thought it was going to be.

[00:08:44]You know what? I can give you some more muscle. You know what? You know what?

[00:08:46]No. No, no, no, no. I have this. I know I know what I need. I need a car that is as sturdy as they come and I need to pimp it a little bit. This is what I had in mind, right? A snow plow with some thrusters at the back. Why did I not think of this with I've done I've done the same except I've gone for a chair.

[00:09:02]So, although slight issue, I it doesn't seem to work. But, don't worry, I have a backup. I need to do this. Okay, so sit there and then I'm going to ignite them.

[00:09:11]Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, that works actually. Okay. So, I'm just going to I'm ready. Do I just ignite one? Oh, yeah, yeah, just go for it. Just the one. Yes, HERE WE GO.

[00:09:19]THAT'S FINE. LET'S JUST LET'S JUST GO IN YOUR CAR. Let's go in your vehicle. All right. First of all, Oh, there we go.

[00:09:24]Oh, yes.

[00:09:26]>> Oh, that's so much better. All right.

[00:09:28]Full speed. Full speed.

[00:09:31]>> [screaming] >> Whoa, whoa, whoa. You might want to raise that. Can you raise it? No. You can. Yeah, maybe just have it a higher.

[00:09:37]A little. There you go. Woo! Let's go!

[00:09:40]Wait, Iron Iron Steve on the right. Iron Steve.

[00:09:44]THAT'S IT. MANEUVER. WHERE'S STEVE? Take him down.

[00:09:47]YOU'RE DONE, STEVE. OH, OH, HE STOPPED YOU. That's embarrassing. Wait, how did More speed.

[00:09:53]He's uh he's a strong one. What do we do with this guy? Oh, um I see. You know what?

[00:09:58]Can I upgrade you further? Just so you can back up.

[00:10:01]>> So you can back up easier.

[00:10:02]>> But that's going to that's going to it's going to counteract Get you done. Wait, what? OH, SORRY. YOU ABSOLUTE [laughter] Um Mucky. Yep.

[00:10:11]>> THERE'S A COLOSSAL STEVE.

[00:10:13]>> [screaming] >> WHAT? DON'T WORRY.

[00:10:14]>> I'M preparing the next experiment here.

[00:10:16]>> I have an ice spike minigun. I'll freeze him. Yeah, that one bugs the whole game.

[00:10:21]All right. Oh dear. What is this? Hold on. Hold on. Oh, I see. I see the vision. Wait a Now I I just need to I just need to I just need to make it go upwards. So So you rotate me and then we'll go flying. Oh, this is genius. How do I >> What could go wrong? Okay, here we go.

[00:10:37]YES. WOO!

[00:10:39]>> [screaming] [laughter] >> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

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