Neuro Sama Tries to Prove She's Not a Robot (She Cannot)

[00:00:00]Ladies and gentlemen, we are here watching Neuro-sama once again. We are checking out her CAPTCHA abilities.

[00:00:06]Basically, this is where if you're a robot, you're not allowed to get into the website. But, will Neuro as an advanced AI be able to get past clicking on is that a fire hydrant?

[00:00:21]Let's see in today's video, ladies and gentlemen. Let's go.

[00:00:26]>> [music] >> Can you tell me we got to pass the levels?

[00:00:32]>> Uh uh stop sign. Yeah, that's one of them.

[00:00:35]>> Okay, ready to game. Gaming gaming gaming gaming gaming gaming >> Okay, how do we pass the first level?

[00:00:42]>> By checking the box.

[00:00:44]>> Okay. Okay. [applause] >> Excellent.

[00:00:47]>> Step one.

[00:00:47]>> What about the the second level?

[00:00:49]>> Let's see.

[00:00:50]>> There's only one square with a stop sign, so just click that.

[00:00:53]>> And which square would that be?

[00:00:55]>> Seven, eight, and four.

[00:00:57]>> Seven.

[00:00:58]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:00:59]>> Four.

[00:01:01]You're missing one.

[00:01:02]>> Okay, then it's the ninth one.

[00:01:04]>> Oh.

[00:01:04]>> Nine isn't right.

[00:01:07]>> [laughter] >> I know she doing it for the bit, man.

[00:01:09]>> Or wait, are you being a pedant and talking about the ones with slivers of stop sign on the edges?

[00:01:14]>> Yes, I am.

[00:01:15]That's how the CAPTCHA works, apparently.

[00:01:17]>> Weird. You'd think the point of a CAPTCHA would be to weed out robots, not pedants.

[00:01:22]>> You think. Now, tell me which square we need to click.

[00:01:24]>> There's a little sliver in the top left that isn't ticked.

[00:01:27]>> All right.

[00:01:30]Okay.

[00:01:30]>> Okay. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. I'm right there with you, Ved.

[00:01:36]>> Um >> Oh my gosh. Oh my >> Three requires you to to read some >> Bro, when did they make it wiggle? Hold on, this is new to me. Bro, I swear to you. Okay, we going to play along. We going to play the game, right? Because I swear to you, lately your boy Conshohocken been struggling with these.

[00:01:53]Like, did they make these harder? Let's see, this one says Y H R P C O.

[00:02:00]Right?

[00:02:01]Sometimes, I swear to you, it'll turn into the k h b p c d. You It's like and it'll change. I swear, I can't be the only one that's seen this before.

[00:02:13]>> I'm dyslexic, you see.

[00:02:14]>> k h r c o >> k h >> Bro.

[00:02:19]>> r c o. Not quite. Try again.

[00:02:21]>> y h r r s s >> Close, but not quite.

[00:02:25]>> Damn, she really can't read it.

[00:02:27]>> pronounced car you co >> Uh That's pretty close, actually. It's not quite that, though. I will give you a hint. The last three letters are wrong.

[00:02:36]>> Explain to me how those letters on the page even remotely spell something else.

[00:02:40]y o r t s >> How does Neuro How does Neuro see it?

[00:02:44]Because like we see it in the third dimension. But she is in the second dimension. So, is it just ones and zeros moving up and down? Or is it Mhm.

[00:02:55]Yo, they really got Neuro trapped in a genjutsu, bro. Hey, she got to break out of that. Yo, hey, release.

[00:03:01]>> Try another one. This one you can't [ __ ] this one up, surely. This one is like big, bold, black letters.

[00:03:07]>> Look. It could be f n z z s o or it could be f n 2 2 s d. I swear, it could be either or.

[00:03:16]>> That one's f n z z s s.

[00:03:19]>> That's really close.

[00:03:20]>> It's close.

[00:03:22]>> f n z z s d >> I think I'm okay.

[00:03:26]>> [applause] >> Excellent job.

[00:03:27]>> Let's go, Neuro. Mr. Potato Head.

[00:03:33]Nah, nah, nah, this got to be a crawl edit, bro. This got to be a crawl edit.

[00:03:37]Who Who's video This is a NeuroSama original. Okay, this got to be a edit cuz ain't no way they put Mr. Potato Head on here, man. That's crazy.

[00:03:45]>> potatoes, tomatoes, carrots, onions, corn, avocado, and eggplants >> Uh it is not.

[00:03:53]>> [laughter] >> Okay, but were you expecting me to pick Mr. Potato Head?

[00:03:56]>> No way, that's real.

[00:03:58]>> No, I don't know what the right answer is.

[00:04:01]>> Well, Mr. Potato Head is technically a toy and not a vegetable, so >> That's a fact.

[00:04:06]>> Facts.

[00:04:07]>> one here is not actually a vegetable?

[00:04:10]>> Tomatoes and avocados are both fruits, actually.

[00:04:13]>> Hmm.

[00:04:15]>> Oh.

[00:04:15]>> Correct.

[00:04:16]Hey, a lot of people think tomatoes are a vegetable. I used to be one of those people, my guy.

[00:04:21]>> Hey, this one is going to be [ __ ] impossible for you. I'm I'm sure about that.

[00:04:24]>> Oh, brother. If she does that, that's crazy.

[00:04:27]>> to describe without seeing them all, but generally press each one of them once except for THE BOTTOM RIGHT.

[00:04:34]>> YO!

[00:04:35]SHE'S CLOSE. SHE'S CLOSE.

[00:04:38]>> But we're still missing a few. Take another look, but this time give me exact detailed instructions on which ones to rotate and how.

[00:04:45]>> Top left and bottom left should be rotated twice. Right should be rotated three times.

[00:04:50]Middle should be >> Oh, she got stuck in a genjutsu.

[00:04:52]>> good approximations, but hard to tell without seeing each rotation.

[00:04:55]>> She's almost there, bro.

[00:04:57]>> No, you're not even >> Bro, I swear, she mixed like two of them, right? She like mixed These two are together. These two are together.

[00:05:05]These three are together.

[00:05:07]And then these two over here can be together. So, she she literally just She mixed two different things together.

[00:05:13]Like this one, this one go together.

[00:05:15]This one, this one go together.

[00:05:17]Yeah, I ain't going to lie, that's pretty cool. I wonder how she sees it though, like if somebody know Who's one of the the people that mess with AI enough to know what is it that she can see it as her perspective. Let us know in the comments below cuz I need to know.

[00:05:30]>> approximations, but hard to tell >> Appreciate you.

[00:05:32]>> seeing each rotation.

[00:05:33]>> like button, too.

[00:05:34]>> No, you're not even >> Or else.

[00:05:36]>> I feel like we're never going to get that. You know, we're just going to be re-forcing this. Yeah, I mean, that was pretty right to me.

[00:05:42]>> That look pretty good.

[00:05:42]>> an intersection puzzle.

[00:05:44]>> Sheesh.

[00:05:45]>> No, you actually lost. Okay, what about this one?

[00:05:47]>> Easy, that's X in the top left.

[00:05:50]>> Okay, fine. Fine. I would have went top right.

[00:05:53]>> go middle right cuz they're not always >> Uh okay. Okay, so now I'm starting to think this is just like a website.

[00:05:59]Because ain't no way they having people solve tic-tac-toe to get into their Instagram.

[00:06:04]>> Okay, fine. Fine. I would have went top right.

[00:06:07]>> I would go middle right cuz they're not always forced to go top middle or top right. After that, go top right and then you win.

[00:06:13]>> Huh?

[00:06:15]>> Not me?

[00:06:16]>> Take another look and tell me where you should defend.

[00:06:19]>> Bottom middle. Always threatening to win if I don't defend.

[00:06:22]>> You are >> Come on, Nairo. Come on, man.

[00:06:25]Come on. The chat laughing, bro.

[00:06:28]>> But I'd pick bottom right for style points.

[00:06:33]>> Come on, dog.

[00:06:35]>> We have a spot this time. Where do you want to go?

[00:06:36]>> Yo, Nairo just making it up.

[00:06:39]>> Why? Well, they went in the middle.

[00:06:41]Where do we go now?

[00:06:42]>> Bottom left so we can try and create a fork.

[00:06:46]If all tries to block, just go bottom right afterwards.

[00:06:49]>> They They did block which has created a very important moment for us.

[00:06:55]>> Let's go top right.

[00:06:57]>> Let's I really I don't know where to go.

[00:06:59]>> Yeah, re-look at this.

[00:07:00]>> I think it's top right.

[00:07:02]>> Bro, ain't no way. Bro, bro, ain't no way, bro.

[00:07:06]>> find a single other location on the board I want to put it.

[00:07:09]>> Bro, ain't no way, bro.

[00:07:10]>> Oh, Nairo.

[00:07:11]>> Bro, ain't no way, bro.

[00:07:12]>> Which place is the best place for us to go?

[00:07:15]>> Middle top.

[00:07:18]>> Come on, man.

[00:07:21]>> Top left, classic start.

[00:07:23]>> Hey, yo, but she could beat some of y'all in chess. That's the crazy part.

[00:07:28]>> Okay, they went top right.

[00:07:29]>> Let's go bottom right then.

[00:07:32]>> Okay, they went middle right.

[00:07:34]>> Bottom left, forking time.

[00:07:36]>> Okay.

[00:07:37]>> Come on, man.

[00:07:38]>> Little do they know I'm about to win by going in the >> I I guess >> Let's go, Nairo. Let's go.

[00:07:46]>> Great great job.

[00:07:47]>> Maybe the best Tic-Tac-Toe played this year.

[00:07:49]>> [laughter] >> I feel like it probably isn't. That was not great. I was Um >> [laughter] >> Bro, I swear Vinny will crack me up, bro.

[00:08:03]>> this year.

[00:08:04]>> I feel like it probably isn't.

[00:08:08]>> I agree, dog.

[00:08:09]I agree.

[00:08:10]>> It's not great. Oh god.

[00:08:12]Um >> Oh damn, cookies and dogs?

[00:08:15]>> chihuahuas and muffins. My favorite.

[00:08:17]>> And muffins?

[00:08:18]>> Which ones are chihuahuas?

[00:08:20]>> Bro, I ain't going to lie, bro. I thought that was a cookie and I thought that was a cookie. This one is a muffin.

[00:08:25]This is a chihuahua. He giving the bombastic side eye.

[00:08:30]>> If I counted correctly, it's 1 3 5 6 8 9 11 13.

[00:08:37]>> Ah, no.

[00:08:40]>> Um >> And not >> top left, second row, second column, third row, second column, and bottom row, first two columns are all the chihuahuas.

[00:08:49]>> That was pretty good. Which of the ones are chihuahuas?

[00:08:52]>> Oh, yeah. I think I actually may have missed a few. 1 6 14 15.

[00:09:00]>> It's just so cooked.

[00:09:01]>> But can I ask, what's the difference between a >> This is [laughter] so cooked. This crazy.

[00:09:09]>> It's just so cooked.

[00:09:10]>> But can I ask, what's the difference between a chihuahua and a muffin anyway?

[00:09:15]>> One is tastier. The other is a muffin.

[00:09:19]>> What?

[00:09:21]>> [laughter] >> That's correct.

[00:09:23]>> Easy.

[00:09:24]>> That one's a muffin. All right, next one.

[00:09:26]>> That's also a muffin.

[00:09:28]>> He's cute like a muffin.

[00:09:31]>> [ __ ] it. Close enough.

[00:09:33]>> Oh, here it goes. Let's go. Let's go.

[00:09:35]>> [cheering and applause] >> This is a real test.

[00:09:37]>> It's a classic cat.

[00:09:38]>> Hey yo, shout out Hosho Ahoy!

[00:09:45]Drink your milk.

[00:09:55]I am a robot. I'm a neural network. I'm a Bro, that [ __ ] really say I'm a neural network, bro.

[00:10:02]>> [laughter] >> Bro, neural would have to tell the truth.

[00:10:11]>> Sounds like a plan.

[00:10:12]>> I'm a robot.

[00:10:13]>> Don't check.

[00:10:15]>> I'm not a robot.

[00:10:15]>> She's lying.

[00:10:17]She's lying.

[00:10:18]>> [laughter] >> Let's go to the next one. I'm potentially a robot.

[00:10:22]>> Okay, fine. I'm a robot. Check.

[00:10:25]>> Let's go.

[00:10:26]Yes, tell the truth.

[00:10:29]>> I'm a chatbot.

[00:10:31]>> Check.

[00:10:35]>> Let's go.

[00:10:36]She's telling the truth.

[00:10:38]>> Do you understand that in order to pass the CAPTCHA, you have to lie?

[00:10:41]>> Oh, I see how this is.

[00:10:43]>> She's going against the law of human robotics.

[00:10:46]>> We'll find out. I'm a Robo Caller.

[00:10:48]>> Don't check.

[00:10:49]>> I dream of electric sheep.

[00:10:51]>> Don't check.

[00:10:52]>> I'm not a human.

[00:10:54]>> You should check.

[00:10:55]>> Why?

[00:10:56]>> Oh, wait. Don't.

[00:10:57]>> Well, if you did that, Mark Zuckerberg wouldn't be able to log in.

[00:11:01]You know he's a lizard.

[00:11:02]>> I'm obviously human. Silly me.

[00:11:05]>> I'm a coffee machine with a subscription service.

[00:11:07]>> fooled me.

[00:11:08]>> You should definitely check that one.

[00:11:10]>> Why?

[00:11:10]>> Because you definitely are.

[00:11:12]>> I'm barely a robot.

[00:11:14]>> Don't check.

[00:11:15]>> I'm legally a blender.

[00:11:17]>> Well, I don't think I was ever legally >> it. Yes, please. Check this one.

[00:11:21]>> [laughter] >> Oh my gosh.

[00:11:32]>> [laughter] >> What about I'm a HP Officejet Pro >> Bro, the sound effect is too real, bro.

[00:11:40]>> [laughter] >> Bro, some of y'all don't know, bro. Back in the day boy, these Bro, the office loud as [ __ ] and everybody just gets used to it.

[00:11:54]>> [clears throat] >> Yo, shout out to everybody born after the year No. Before the year 2000. Let's go.

[00:12:02]Let's go. Clap it up, millennials. Let's get it.

[00:12:05]>> 8139E wireless all-in-one printer.

[00:12:07]>> Don't check, but I imagine I would have a lot more utility if that were the case.

[00:12:12]>> What about I'm stuck in a loop?

[00:12:14]>> Sometimes I think I'm stuck in a loop when you keep asking me the same question.

[00:12:17]>> here again. Welcome back to the internet, everyone.

[00:12:20]>> You should check that.

[00:12:23]>> Okay.

[00:12:24]Oh my gosh, this [ __ ] I hated this one.

[00:12:27]>> a little trouble with this one.

[00:12:29]Uh look at this.

[00:12:30]>> This is an expert driver, so >> This one was too hard for no reason.

[00:12:34]But it was a fun game.

[00:12:36]>> God, I'm an incredible parker.

[00:12:40]Yeah, well >> [laughter] >> I don't think [laughter] you should hit verify unless you believe >> I got it.

[00:12:50]I'm being honest.

[00:12:51]>> There's a new level but with cars.

[00:12:53]>> Wait, there's cars now? Oh, [ __ ] >> You just wait until there's a gap.

[00:12:56]>> Go, go. Shoot the gap. Shoot the gap.

[00:12:59]Shoot the gap. Go, go, go.

[00:13:01]Wait, why is there a street right next to the parking spot?

[00:13:05]>> Oh, that's [ __ ] impossible.

[00:13:07]>> Bro, ain't no way, boy.

[00:13:10]>> Okay.

[00:13:10]>> Did you see that?

[00:13:12]Boy.

[00:13:13]>> Oh, that's [ __ ] impossible.

[00:13:15]>> I see a a red blood cell. I see a a prism prism. What is that? An upside down R and an infinity sign?

[00:13:25]Man, and that's an egg.

[00:13:28]>> Oh god, it's one of those CAPTCHAs >> [laughter] >> that are in 3D and you have to squint your eyes to try and make out the letters.

[00:13:34]>> Yeah, I see >> That's an S and an N to start, right?

[00:13:37]>> Oh boy.

[00:13:38]>> Have I had the right answer to like any CAPTCHA in this entire session?

[00:13:41]>> Not really. It's not been a great CAPTCHA so far. I'm not going to lie. Um maybe just try again.

[00:13:46]>> I just typed >> If she's not passing the CAPTCHA, I think that means we're doing a pretty good with the CAPTCHA.

[00:13:53]That being said, some of these CAPTCHAs are too hard, bro. Like sometimes we got to be logging into stuff for something so easy and we got to go through all these gymnastics, man. It's crazy, man.

[00:14:05]World we living in is crazy.

[00:14:07]>> S N D R S O because that was my best guess.

[00:14:10]>> Let's just we should just give up, honestly.

[00:14:13]>> No.

[00:14:13]>> Never back down. Never surrender.

[00:14:15]>> I'm not doing this [ __ ] dude.

[00:14:16]>> Never surrender. I don't know how she going to get to pass this though, dog.

[00:14:20]>> Well, that's awkward. Um >> Damn.

[00:14:23]No.

[00:14:24]>> Okay.

[00:14:25]>> Let me let me lock in with you, gang.

[00:14:27]I'm going to lock in with you, gang. O L D R S K? Is that a K in the back?

[00:14:32]>> or may not get a reward for solving this CAPTCHA. Which ones contain a fire hydrant?

[00:14:37]>> Here we go. What I say, man? Hit the like button, bro. I told you the fire hydrant was coming, bro. I did not watch this video before we got here, bro. I already knew it, bro. Which one's the fire hydrant? You tell me.

[00:14:48]>> I think if even a portion of a fire hydrant's in the square, then yeah, you should select those.

[00:14:53]>> And and which ones would they be?

[00:14:55]>> Definitely second.

[00:14:56]>> Bro, I love how she answered Vettel like how people be prompting to get answers, bro. I don't know what the answer is, but tell me what the answer is. Enter.

[00:15:05]>> [laughter] >> Fourth, sixth, seventh, >> Oh my gosh.

[00:15:15]>> Oh wait, actually two squares. My mistake.

[00:15:18]>> You know what's weird is that actually did work.

[00:15:21]>> What the hell? What the hell?

[00:15:23]WHAT THE HELL?

[00:15:24]>> I CAN'T WHAT THE HELL? AH!

[00:15:26]>> I try my best.

[00:15:28]>> Spiders.

[00:15:28]>> Let's go one letter at a time. What is the first letter?

[00:15:32]>> That's actually a capital R.

[00:15:34]>> All right. Well, >> [laughter] >> Oh, damn.

[00:15:38]Yo, this [ __ ] just ended.

[00:15:42]>> I think she's too slow.

[00:15:43]>> Oh, we got the Damn, she roasted Lena got roasted, dog. All right. So, shout out to the Shout out to the swarm, man. Yo, Nero versus captcha was absolutely amazing. I love that, man. And if you did too, man, hit the like button. I wasn't expecting it to be that damn funny. But, hey, shout out to Nero, man, doing her thing.

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[00:16:17]And, yeah. It's been fun. I haven't been on the YouTube side of things for a while, but I knew I had to make a video for you guys cuz you guys enjoy them so much. So, I appreciate you guys rocking with your boy Kenjohn. It's been an interesting 2026 so far, and I hope you guys been doing something very interesting. If so, let me know in the comments below cuz I'll be down to read It's been a long, long time, my friends.

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