🚨 KAREN MELTDOWN TURNS INTO ASSAULT… ALL BECAUSE OF A CAMERA 😳 CAUGHT ON CAMERA

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]Let me come.

[00:00:00]>> Hey, you want to touch me? It's not going to end well.

[00:00:03]>> LOOK, YOU PUT a pan up, guys.

[00:00:05]>> Beats again.

[00:00:09]>> Don't say that, >> ma'am. Don't know what you're doing in public. You can go. You can go. We're security here for today. Okay, Karen response team. You're kind of on the edge of a Karen.

[00:00:18]>> Don't you talk to me and you do your job. You are a public servant. You are a public servant. You shouldn't start talking to me. Be quiet.

[00:00:25]>> Going prone. We're going hot. We're going hot, people. What's cracking, guys? Make sure you like and subscribe.

[00:00:31]I appreciate you. And don't forget to hype those videos. See what you can do.

[00:00:35]It's Marty. I knew he was going to come back. What's up, dude?

[00:00:39]>> Look a little different, Marty, but I'll take it.

[00:00:42]>> I know how creepy this is.

[00:00:44]>> It's a little creepy when you talk like that. Let's not do that. Okay. Just compliment me next time, honey.

[00:00:48]Apologize for how you were acting earlier. Okay.

[00:00:51]>> Well, I don't want to be on camera. How come I can't say I don't want to be on camera?

[00:00:56]>> You can, but that's your opinion. And then you're in public, so it doesn't matter. Okay.

[00:01:01]>> Well, you just gave me I thought you gave me permission earlier.

[00:01:04]>> I did not.

[00:01:04]>> Oh, see what this is.

[00:01:06]>> So, look, let us just help you out then.

[00:01:08]This is going to next time scan you in.

[00:01:10]>> Automatic permission.

[00:01:11]>> Automatic permission slip.

[00:01:13]>> Did she get it or is it revoked? I feel like it just revoked it cuz she was rude.

[00:01:18]>> Look at that.

[00:01:19]>> Revoked.

[00:01:20]>> Want to see that? Huh?

[00:01:21]>> Peace and love.

[00:01:22]>> Humanity is over.

[00:01:25]>> Taking your job. Skynet is in route soon.

[00:01:29]>> Oh, don't do that. You're going to smack yourself in the face. That's not fun.

[00:01:33]>> What the hell are you doing?

[00:01:34]>> Wow. Try to be nicer, old lady.

[00:01:37]>> Golly, >> you got the wrong windows.

[00:01:41]>> Call the cop.

[00:01:42]>> Your mouth.

[00:01:43]>> Yeah.

[00:01:43]>> No, you shut your mouth.

[00:01:44]>> Your mouth. Don't you talk to me like that, bud.

[00:01:47]>> How would you like if I said someone hit you?

[00:01:49]>> Full scat.

[00:01:50]>> Not good.

[00:01:51]>> Now, give me your driver's license.

[00:01:52]>> You don't have to be rude. Give me your driver's license or I'm calling the police.

[00:01:56]>> Get him.

[00:01:58]>> He's in a lot of trouble.

[00:02:00]>> Yeah, you're going to be making big rocks in the little rock.

[00:02:03]>> We got 911.

[00:02:05]>> Hey, you're not allowed to call the police without permission.

[00:02:07]>> Federal Institution.

[00:02:09]>> Pan away.

[00:02:11]>> Look, he put a pan up, guys. Hey, ma'am.

[00:02:13]You guys are definitely together, huh?

[00:02:16]Dang it. Does he Do you get the attitude from him or >> Boy, look at that. The lady who yelled at us.

[00:02:23]Take your mom with you.

[00:02:24]>> Nice couple.

[00:02:25]>> Take your mom with you.

[00:02:27]>> All right. Police are out of >> Hey, take your mom home. Take your mom home. Okay.

[00:02:32]>> Watch your mouth.

[00:02:33]>> No. You >> You're out of potty mouth.

[00:02:36]>> Potty mouth. Potty face.

[00:02:38]>> Don't do that to me ever again.

[00:02:40]>> What did he just do to you?

[00:02:41]>> He did this.

[00:02:42]>> Oh, Lord.

[00:02:44]>> Oh, I like that. All right. Friends, maybe slight slightly friends.

[00:02:49]>> Let's go.

[00:02:50]>> Get him out of here. Constitution.

[00:02:52]>> Get him out of here.

[00:02:55]Keep it a moving.

[00:02:58]>> Explainer.

[00:02:59]>> Oh, we're just having a party today.

[00:03:03]>> Oh, you don't want to be video?

[00:03:05]>> Why not?

[00:03:06]>> Because I >> But you look so good in red.

[00:03:08]>> You do.

[00:03:09]>> Okay, >> that's good.

[00:03:10]>> All right. Tried.

[00:03:11]>> All right. She's trying.

[00:03:12]>> All right. We got to scan you in the system, though. Okay. One time only.

[00:03:17]>> Oh, >> don't touch my car.

[00:03:18]>> Hey, one time scan. No touchy touchy.

[00:03:21]>> Hey, is she all set to go? Is she Is she at the >> I'm not doing nothing. Look.

[00:03:26]>> Hey, >> this is getting you to the Hey, that's getting you >> Hey, that's getting you to the front of the line.

[00:03:34]>> Look, look what it's doing.

[00:03:35]>> Look, she he scanned you into the front of the line, ma'am.

[00:03:38]>> You're good, buddy.

[00:03:40]>> Hey, that bypasses the line.

[00:03:43]>> You better not. Just don't call >> Honey, you're Hey, they said you're not allowed to call the cops. Yes. This is >> not allowed.

[00:03:49]>> Ground.

[00:03:50]>> Sacred ground here.

[00:03:51]>> Oh, Lord. Oh, ma'am, you're not allowed to call.

[00:03:54]>> Close the door.

[00:03:55]>> All right.

[00:03:55]>> What the [ __ ] are you taking a picture of?

[00:03:58]>> No video.

[00:03:58]>> No, only videos.

[00:03:59]>> What's your problem?

[00:04:00]>> No problem. No problem, man.

[00:04:02]>> You just spoke a companion and now you're being mean.

[00:04:04]>> Yeah, she's speak.

[00:04:05]>> You want double duty?

[00:04:07]>> Nothing. Bye.

[00:04:09]>> All right, amigo.

[00:04:11]>> Hey, you got to stop using that language.

[00:04:15]Shut the [ __ ] up. Hey.

[00:04:17]You're sick, lady. You're sick. Pipe it down. Just do your business.

[00:04:21]>> You're sick. You're a sicko, too.

[00:04:26]>> Look, you know what? I'm taking I'm taking your freedoms. Hey, there green ears. Shut up and don't talk to me again. Your postmaster is going to write you up. Watch your mouth.

[00:04:35]>> Don't you talk to me and you do your job. You are a public servant.

[00:04:39]>> You are a public servant. You shouldn't start talking to me. Be quiet.

[00:04:43]>> Do not talk to me again. Your postmaster will deal with it. Trust me, just losers.

[00:04:47]>> Trust me, bro. This is our living. You just focus on mail and we'll make the big bucks. Get this losers. They should be arrested. They have no word. They just >> Hey, that's my line.

[00:04:58]>> Hey, that's our line. Lady, is she stealing our [ __ ] >> You're stealing. Don't >> I need you to stop stealing my stuff.

[00:05:02]Every time I talk, you steal my stuff.

[00:05:05]>> Damn you.

[00:05:05]>> See, I got this guy now. Take off your mask, you coward. Stupid.

[00:05:10]>> Next week. Next week, it might be coming off. You never know.

[00:05:17]I will never >> ma'am. Look, it's not good to talk about yourself in front of people.

[00:05:27]>> Hey.

[00:05:28]>> Oh, look. We got another one. Look, we got got this guy right here.

[00:05:32]>> Don't get close to us.

[00:05:34]>> Of course.

[00:05:35]>> Of course. See, take correct.

[00:05:40]>> Look, we got two of them live right here, guys.

[00:05:43]Don't understand the rights. Ma'am, we're we're taking care of two Karen's right now. You go right ahead, ma'am.

[00:05:49]>> This one in the red is lovely. She's been helping everyone out.

[00:05:52]>> This one in the red is a sick person.

[00:05:54]Stick in the head. Stick in the head, Pinky.

[00:05:57]>> Forest, California.

[00:05:58]>> Point that at me.

[00:05:59]>> Oh, Lord.

[00:05:59]>> I didn't authorize you to point that at me.

[00:06:01]>> All right. You both owe me $5.

[00:06:03]>> What's your name?

[00:06:04]>> Hey, Mini Me, you're not allowed to talk. This one's already talking.

[00:06:08]>> What's your name? Yeah.

[00:06:09]>> Oh, what are these for?

[00:06:11]>> Say his name.

[00:06:12]>> Hey, are you in the military or were Cuz if you were, you're a disgrace.

[00:06:16]>> You're a disgrace, dude.

[00:06:18]>> Answer the question.

[00:06:18]>> That's right. Cuz you're a disgrace. You don't even know what you fought for. Why are you wearing an airborne shirt?

[00:06:24]>> Why don't you just ask instead of being rude?

[00:06:27]>> Look, if you apologize, fist bump. We're good. I'll tell you. All right.

[00:06:30]Apologize. Yes. You sorry? All right.

[00:06:32]Okay. There we go. Look, we are here practicing your first amendment right, reminding everyone that you have liberties that you fought for if you're a veteran. Freedom of press, freedom of speech, freedom of religion, the right to assemble, and the right to petition your government. And we are here reminding you of that. So don't be upset.

[00:06:49]>> No, no, just at least explain what it is, >> right? So next time ask. Okay.

[00:06:53]>> Okay.

[00:06:54]>> All right, buddy. Thank you. See that?

[00:06:55]Appreciate you. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you, sir. That's how we do it. Here's the thing. You have you have well we could just tell by how you're posing the questions. Okay, we do this every day. So the problem is people we need to make sure people understand news is there to scare you to give you propagate fear. Okay? So don't watch too much news. Don't let your emotions control everything around you because you should have already known the second you started talking to us that we are not fear. We we're not here to scare you. Okay? But if it somewhere in your mind you're scared, that's something you need to deal with on an internal level.

[00:07:28]Okay? Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

[00:07:31]>> I know it. So, when you when you realize it, it's a big realization you're wrong.

[00:07:35]So, I get it.

[00:07:37]>> Well, I'm just >> You should apologize for him with his action.

[00:07:40]>> So, look, I'll start over. I apologize for you overreacting.

[00:07:43]>> I accept your apology today for not knowing how to act. Okay.

[00:07:46]>> I think what you're doing here is promoting >> wickedness, >> anger, and fear, >> and not the the love of peace.

[00:07:54]>> Anger, and fear. Leave it back there.

[00:07:55]I'm going to need you to make better decisions.

[00:07:59]There's a lot of times when we make bad decisions in life. That was one of them.

[00:08:02]See, people can see when you're fake.

[00:08:05]Whoa. Whoa. Stop. Five feet. Five feet.

[00:08:06]You're >> people see when you're fake. So, what happens is when they see you online, they're going to see you're fake.

[00:08:13]>> Okay.

[00:08:14]>> All right. I need you to be more cool like these guys. These two are the coolest people we've seen today, lady.

[00:08:20]>> All right. Take cool. I like you guys a lot. Keep up the cool style, bud.

[00:08:24]>> You need to be more like those people, lady.

[00:08:28]Hey.

[00:08:28]>> Oh, >> I can't stand.

[00:08:34]>> Watch out for this guy. He's a little uh frustrated. Hey, buddy. You forgot your shoes, bud.

[00:08:39]>> Yeah.

[00:08:39]>> Oh, no.

[00:08:40]>> Just a little warning. Next time we'll have to ride it up. We can't have you walk in there with fungy feet like that, bud.

[00:08:46]>> It's not safe, sir.

[00:08:48]>> Just protecting the public today.

[00:08:50]>> You forgot those. The >> She grabbed them for you.

[00:08:55]>> Everyone be nice.

[00:08:56]Everyone just say hello and be nice.

[00:08:58]We're all friends >> or not >> a little bit.

[00:09:02]>> Everybody's friends.

[00:09:03]>> We're all friends today. Automatic.

[00:09:06]>> All right. Our first VIP of the day.

[00:09:08]Everyone clear. We're going straight to the front of the line. I got the door.

[00:09:12]>> Ma'am, if you haven't been told you're beautiful today, let me be the first.

[00:09:15]You look wonderful and beautiful. All wrapped in one.

[00:09:19]>> Everyone stand clear.

[00:09:21]>> Everyone. Oh, this one too. But >> being nicer.

[00:09:29]Don't tell anybody. Just don't just don't tell anybody.

[00:09:32]>> I love this lady. I love her.

[00:09:35]>> Guys, not everything is like scary.

[00:09:37]Okay.

[00:09:38]>> Be more like this one.

[00:09:41]>> You know, don't don't get Let me get my Patriots on you. Okay.

[00:09:44]>> Hey, don't call the police.

[00:09:46]>> This one right here in the blue. I don't know if I like her. The pink and blue.

[00:09:50]They're being bad.

[00:09:52]Both you are going to be on timeout for five minutes, please.

[00:09:57]>> The one at the green earrings, he got put on timeout by the police officer earlier.

[00:10:02]>> He He learned his lesson by the police officer.

[00:10:05]>> No, take out.

[00:10:08]>> No more talking.

[00:10:11]>> I feel like you're all getting each other riled up.

[00:10:13]>> Do your business and go.

[00:10:15]>> Everyone, settle down. Not be a Karen.

[00:10:17]Okay. No Karen's allowed today. Calm down.

[00:10:21]Calm down.

[00:10:24]>> Stop hyping each other up. Everything's okay.

[00:10:28]>> Don't you want us to see your dancing faces?

[00:10:30]>> Not I'm morbidly ugly, ma'am. Morbidly ugly.

[00:10:33]>> I doubt it.

[00:10:34]>> You're right. I'm super handsome. I just I can't show everybody though. You know, you know.

[00:10:49]>> All right, sweetie. Have a good day.

[00:10:51]Okay.

[00:10:52]>> We need everyone to be more like you.

[00:10:54]>> Yes, I agree.

[00:10:55]>> I agree. Have a good day.

[00:11:02]>> Just documenting things today.

[00:11:07]>> Just documenting things, ma'am. We checked you in. Don't even worry.

[00:11:11]>> Okay.

[00:11:17]Do you need me help you find something in your phone? Uh maybe the camera or >> the video.

[00:11:25]>> Okay.

[00:11:27]>> Just here for help. You just let me know. Okay.

[00:11:33]>> Hey, stop.

[00:11:39]>> Yeah. Get that pink leg.

[00:11:44]the ring.

[00:11:45]>> Get out of here.

[00:11:46]>> He is the one.

[00:11:47]>> Get out of here.

[00:11:48]>> Hey, >> silence. Eyes straight.

[00:11:51]>> What do you mean silence?

[00:11:52]>> Hey, watch it, bud. Not going to end well for you. Not going to end well.

[00:11:55]>> This is This is supposed to be This is >> federal public property. Federal public property. Go back in line.

[00:12:03]>> Yeah, but it's not for >> Yeah, go back in line, Cupcake. Get over there.

[00:12:06]>> Hey, >> what? What?

[00:12:08]>> You going to call You going to call me Cupcake?

[00:12:10]>> Hey, you want to touch me? It's not going to end well. I'm telling you right now.

[00:12:12]>> I'm going to tell you. I'm [ __ ] telling you. I'm [ __ ] telling you.

[00:12:15]You better get out of my face.

[00:12:16]>> You ain't [ __ ] You just walked to me.

[00:12:17]Get your ass over there and shut up.

[00:12:19]>> She's part of it.

[00:12:20]>> Don't do it. You already assaulted me.

[00:12:22]Back up.

[00:12:23]>> What? You going to call me?

[00:12:25]>> Hey, you want to touch me? It's not going to end well. I'm telling you right now.

[00:12:28]>> I'm going to tell you.

[00:12:29]>> I'm [ __ ] telling you. I'm [ __ ] telling you, dude. Get out of my face.

[00:12:31]>> You ain't [ __ ] You just walk to me. Get your ass over there and shut up.

[00:12:35]>> She's part of it. Don't do it. Shut up.

[00:12:36]You already assaulted me.

[00:12:38]>> Yeah. You don't even know what assault is, bud. Walking up on somebody aggressively is >> There we go.

[00:12:43]>> Are the only idiots me right now?

[00:12:45]>> I think that you need to vote your laws.

[00:12:47]>> Yeah, there you go. Otherwise, you're going to get in trouble.

[00:12:50]>> Why are you here?

[00:12:51]>> I'm here to docu I'm here to document idiots like you who don't understand their rights. So, don't do that.

[00:12:57]>> Keep it right there.

[00:12:59]>> Okay, >> boy. Bunch of cupcakes getting all pissed off over nothing.

[00:13:03]>> Can't fight enough.

[00:13:04]>> Hey, you're far past your prime anyways, bro. You'll fold like a cupcake. Fold it like a cupcake. A cupcake.

[00:13:10]>> Like a cupcake.

[00:13:11]>> They don't even fold it.

[00:13:12]>> Fold it maybe in half.

[00:13:13]>> Hey, you better.

[00:13:14]>> Whoa. Whoa. You are not allowed to.

[00:13:16]Postmaster said you're not allowed.

[00:13:18]>> You better not.

[00:13:20]>> Postmaster said you're not allowed to call the cops.

[00:13:22]>> The the guy in the green earring said it's okay.

[00:13:24]>> Yeah.

[00:13:26]>> Now, go in the back again. Go in the back. Right.

[00:13:33]>> She's They're telling her right now.

[00:13:35]>> Come on, sir. Go right ahead, brother.

[00:13:37]>> Well, Yeah.

[00:13:41]>> How many times do I have to call the cops today?

[00:13:43]>> My car. I don't know what >> I have to retract the compliment. You're not being super nice, sir.

[00:13:58]>> You got a permit to be here.

[00:13:59]>> Oh, yes. You just gave it to me with that fingerpoint, buddy.

[00:14:03]>> You just authorized it.

[00:14:05]>> You're like his brother, aren't you? You already know.

[00:14:08]>> Yeah, >> you already know, bud.

[00:14:10]>> You already know. All right, we're going to take first first class seats of Virgin Airlines next time, buddy. I appreciate you, bud.

[00:14:17]>> Number six. I like you.

[00:14:19]>> I appreciate you, buddy.

[00:14:20]>> Long Beach State.

[00:14:21]>> Let's go.

[00:14:23]>> Let's go, Mr. Branson.

[00:14:25]>> I grow them.

[00:14:26]>> Do you? Oh, I like the I like I like the flowers. You grow those, sir. Flowers on you, >> Mr. Branson. You're winning my heart over, sir.

[00:14:35]>> Take care. All right, buddy.

[00:14:36]>> No worries.

[00:14:37]>> Take care, man.

[00:14:38]>> You, too.

[00:14:39]>> Have a good day.

[00:14:40]>> You, not the van.

[00:14:42]>> Ma'am, you might run into the door.

[00:14:43]Don't do that to yourself.

[00:14:46]>> Hey, how you doing? Let me get that door for you. I got you. Sweet.

[00:14:49]>> Yeah, you're sweet. Giant.

[00:14:50]>> You don't giant.

[00:14:52]>> I'm not I might >> Oh, okay. Then you get a pass.

[00:14:57]>> Hard pass on that one.

[00:15:00]>> Good job. What a good mama.

[00:15:02]>> Now, see this one? I'm going to compliment this beautiful lady. You look wonderful.

[00:15:06]>> Can you stop it? You're taking me off my feet here.

[00:15:10]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:15:12]>> Makes you feel good, doesn't it?

[00:15:14]>> Well, you are beautiful, so I got to throw it out there, right? I love your hair, too, as well.

[00:15:20]>> Beautiful.

[00:15:20]>> You know, I better stop. I'm just going to keep going. I'm going to keep going.

[00:15:23]Stop.

[00:15:24]>> We're just saying hello to people today.

[00:15:26]Just reminding them that they have freedoms.

[00:15:29]>> That's it. It's >> true.

[00:15:30]>> And to just sprinkle compliments anytime I see fit. You know what? We got to have that happiness. There's a lot of negative energy out there.

[00:15:37]>> There is a lot of negative energy. And as long as people just don't start off negative, positive things can happen.

[00:15:42]>> That's true.

[00:15:43]>> That's true.

[00:15:44]>> It's a manifest.

[00:15:45]>> That's right. You got it.

[00:15:45]>> You have to have that energy to get off.

[00:15:47]Give off that energy.

[00:15:48]>> You do. You do. And you know what? You got it. So, you stay sweet. Okay.

[00:15:51]>> You too.

[00:15:52]>> Take care. Bye.

[00:15:54]>> Let's not be upset with life. Carart, >> I'll get it. I'll do what I want.

[00:15:58]>> We'll make sure he gets checked out of here and moves on so he doesn't bother anyone. I >> know. It's cool in here, too. Uh oh. He has the hands on his hips.

[00:16:04]>> You have a wonderful day, ma'am. Okay.

[00:16:06]Don't let this man disturb you.

[00:16:08]>> He's being hostile already. We're not sure why.

[00:16:11]>> Protect me.

[00:16:14]>> All right. Purple. Purple looks good on you, too, ma'am, by the way.

[00:16:18]>> How you doing, buddy? Not sure of our freedoms today.

[00:16:22]>> Oh, let me get out your way, sir. See, can be kind without being rude. See that? Can I have >> some privacy, please?

[00:16:27]>> You have all the privacy in the world. I can't see anything on that screen, >> sir. If you don't know what you're doing in public, you can go. You can go. We're security here for today. Okay. Karen response team. You're kind of on the edge of a Karen. Do your thing. Those screens are built to where I can't.

[00:16:41]>> Yeah. If you keep escalating, you're going to be level one, Karen. We don't want that.

[00:16:44]>> Okay, sir. So, look, do your thing. Do your business. You're in public. If you don't like it, you should go.

[00:16:49]>> Yeah. Well, >> that's right. And I am directly behind you and I can't see anything. Okay.

[00:16:54]These are built so I can't see your information. There we go. See, that's how we process something. And if we don't like it, you can just walk away.

[00:17:02]>> I love common sense. You're actually using it today, sir. Today, you get an A+ for sure. You get an A+ cuz you did the right thing. You didn't like it and you walked away. That's most most people don't do that. So, I commend you, sir.

[00:17:13]Or you can be a man and just go in there and do your business. It's like that simple.

[00:17:18]>> All right, beta. Take care, sir.

[00:17:20]>> Freedom to speech.

[00:17:22]>> All of it. All of it.

[00:17:24]>> But are you allowed to wear a mask?

[00:17:26]>> Yeah. You don't have to. What kind of amendment is that amendment >> that falls under your first amendment?

[00:17:31]And some people might say >> freedom >> of expression.

[00:17:33]>> Yeah. Some people might say your fourth amendment, but you know, basically >> it know it's first amendment.

[00:17:38]>> Yeah. You know, I really like you lady.

[00:17:40]Good job. You know what? Most people don't know that.

[00:17:43]>> Yeah.

[00:17:44]>> I'm going to give you 20 points for knowing that. Okay.

[00:17:48]>> You're awesome.

[00:17:49]>> You're awesome. Winner.

[00:17:52]>> Sir, come get my flowers. Hello. What the [ __ ] are you guys doing?

[00:17:58]>> Easy, Kim. No language. No language like that, bud.

[00:18:02]>> Kim, you have a girl's name.

[00:18:05]>> I didn't do anything.

[00:18:07]>> People don't like it when you do this [ __ ] >> Do what?

[00:18:09]>> Kim, >> what you doing?

[00:18:12]>> You realize you got a chick's name? Who did that to you, dude?

[00:18:15]>> Kim, you can't be yelling at people when you got your name Kim. Dude, >> oh, don't kick my cuff.

[00:18:20]>> Oh, doing that on purpose, huh?

[00:18:22]>> Nice. Did I kick your [ __ ] >> Why the [ __ ] are you guys doing that?

[00:18:25]>> My [ __ ] man. So, you want to get aggressive, huh?

[00:18:27]>> I'm that guy. I'm that guy. Kimberly, >> you just You just >> I'm gonna call you Kimberly.

[00:18:33]>> I'm gonna call you Kimberly, boy.

[00:18:35]>> Yep. That's right. Get him. He's the one who just assaulted our girl. Oo, look at that.

[00:18:42]>> Look at little old boy.

[00:18:48]>> Hi, buddy.

[00:18:49]>> Ask what the hell you're doing with that.

[00:18:50]>> Yeah, but just stand back cuz Hey. Hey.

[00:18:52]Hey. Don't touch. Do not touch, old man.

[00:18:55]Yeah, but just stand back cuz Hey, hey, hey, don't touch. Do not touch, old man.

[00:18:59]Just stand back cuz Hey, hey, hey, don't touch. That's no bueno.

[00:19:05]>> Hey, don't ever do that again. That's battery and assault. Get your ass moving. I touched >> Yeah, that's already [ __ ] battery assault. You're not Just cuz you're 90 doesn't mean it's okay. Just cuz I don't throw doesn't mean you can do that.

[00:19:16]>> Don't do that, >> buddy. You could have came in and nicely asked >> my permission to get a job. Hey, we don't talk to >> you could have just asked permission and said, "What are we doing?" and been nice.

[00:19:26]>> No. Okay, then move it. Keep it moving, Cupcake. Make better decisions. I don't care how old you are. Make better decisions, buddy.

[00:19:33]>> That's not good of you to do that.

[00:19:34]You're going to get hurt if you touch the wrong people. You're lucky I show restraint.

[00:19:37]>> I didn't touch you.

[00:19:38]>> Hey, that is an extension of me. And I know you're old, but this is me. This if a cops saw that, you would go to jail for battery cuz this assault and battery, okay? I'm trying to help you.

[00:19:47]>> You don't understand the law. That's why we're here to help you. I do know the law.

[00:19:50]>> No, you don't. cuz you're Don't do that again.

[00:19:54]>> Go on. Go be safe and get in your car. I can't believe you did that and you're so old, dude. Don't touch people.

[00:19:59]>> Fight this guy.

[00:20:00]>> Why would you do that?

[00:20:01]>> Why don't you take your mask off and this is your right to wear it, dude? Why are you so upset with people out here filming? I'm curious. I really want to know. Why did instead of coming and be nice to me, why did you feel you need to come be mean? I'm just curious.

[00:20:14]>> I don't know why you're going around.

[00:20:15]>> I was against the wall and you came right up to me. Yes, I did.

[00:20:18]>> Yeah, don't do that. Hey, don't do that.

[00:20:20]Why? Why not?

[00:20:21]>> Because I will [ __ ] back you up if you touch my [ __ ] again. I'm not.

[00:20:24]>> Well, then that's assault.

[00:20:25]>> No, it'll be You're already assaulting me being threatening. You already battered me.

[00:20:29]>> You touched it, >> dude. You know, get the hell out of here, oldie. You know, check it out. Get a job. You really need a job. You obviously have way too much time on your hand. Okay. So, no bueno, sir.

[00:20:38]>> Mom's going to be >> uh She's in there, I think, talking to Postmaster or something. Making things are all good. How How you doing today?

[00:20:44]>> Good, man.

[00:20:44]>> Hope we're your easiest call today.

[00:20:47]>> It's like, oh, first amendment waters.

[00:20:48]Oh, great. get to have fun for 10 minutes.

[00:20:50]>> Yeah.

[00:20:52]>> Right on. Okay. Look, I got to go get the beautiful officer.

[00:20:54]>> All right.

[00:20:55]>> You already know. I don't even got I don't >> I I don't We don't even need to agree.

[00:20:59]We already know.

[00:21:06]>> All right, beautiful. Look, I didn't say it, but he agrees. Most beautiful one on the forest today. He agrees. I didn't say I was going to say it, but he agrees. Most beautiful today. Okay.

[00:21:15]>> They just ask that you don't curse. They don't They know you're going to film.

[00:21:18]They don't mind that. Just maybe just don't curse.

[00:21:21]>> Watch out.

[00:21:22]>> I'm going to jot that down.

[00:21:23]>> All right.

[00:21:23]>> I'm going to jot that down. Only because it came from you, ma'am.

[00:21:27]>> Just as >> Look, we got them both.

[00:21:30]>> And you have a Glock 17.

[00:21:32]>> She says you're just as good-looking, dude.

[00:21:34]>> I swear to God, dude. She >> Look, I'm They call me matchmaker sometimes. So >> I really want >> Looking good. That is the best compliment we've had today. I'll take it all day. Oh, you got someone coming out.

[00:21:46]Watch out, boss man. I just want to be superhero.

[00:21:48]>> Hey, that was a great compliment.

[00:21:49]Usually, we get called ice. I have to take Spidey any day of the week.

[00:21:52]>> Yeah. Well, there's good, bad, and everybody, I guess.

[00:21:55]>> And And you know what? I'm going to make you part of the team cuz we got the same glasses. Look at the same. Look at this.

[00:22:00]>> We're like, >> he's like my older brother. Older brother.

[00:22:02]>> Hey, I'm the brother.

[00:22:03]>> Wait, wait.

[00:22:07]>> Brother, big brother. I'll take it.

[00:22:10]>> I like these, buddy.

[00:22:11]>> I do. I like them, too, buddy.

[00:22:12]>> I got these on.

[00:22:13]>> You know what? Amazon is the way to go.

[00:22:16]A woman is like a hurricane. They She comes in fast and wet and leave the house and car.

[00:22:23]>> I like you.

[00:22:24]>> Ding, ding, ding. I like you a lot, sir.

[00:22:27]>> Take care, buddy. Bye-bye.

[00:22:29]>> What are you wondering what you guys are up to?

[00:22:31]>> Yeah, he's a yer.

[00:22:32]>> I talk too much. People are telling me I talk too much out here. I I feel like it might be a good thing or a bad thing. I don't know yet.

[00:22:38]>> So, what is that all about?

[00:22:40]>> Can you read it?

[00:22:40]>> Yeah, I can read it, but I don't know what that actually >> Say it out loud.

[00:22:44]Area 5150.

[00:22:46]>> Yeah.

[00:22:46]>> Yeah. But what is your area?

[00:22:47]>> So, we're called in >> Agent Smith.

[00:22:49]>> Yes.

[00:22:50]>> This is Agent Green. And we're here to We come back in time.

[00:22:55]>> Far from far far away.

[00:22:57]>> 15 seconds.

[00:22:58]>> And uh >> and we knew you were going to be a sweetie. So, >> we did for the beautiful one.

[00:23:02]>> Yeah. Right.

[00:23:03]>> You know, we got I seen your guitar pick on there. You're You play the guitar.

[00:23:08]>> It's actually abalone shelf.

[00:23:09]>> Oh, what's that mean?

[00:23:11]>> It's a shelf.

[00:23:12]>> I'm an abalone. Okay. I like baloney.

[00:23:14]>> Looks beautiful.

[00:23:15]>> It looks nice.

[00:23:17]>> Bologn. Are you guys ice agents?

[00:23:19]>> Ice ages. Ice.

[00:23:20]>> No, that's just my uncle. Uncle Ice is what they call him. So just my uncle.

[00:23:26]>> No relation though. Feel me? No. All righty. But no relation to Uncle Ice at all. Right.

[00:23:33]>> No relation. Going prone. We're going hot. We're going hot, people.

[00:23:37]>> And the scene is live.

[00:23:39]>> Here's the scene. Here we go.

[00:23:40]>> Scene is live, people. And here the star of the show comes with her beautiful dog coming in hot. Star of the show, star of the week. Actually, we're going to give her a 10 plus 10. I think her dog gets a 20. I'm going to let you have a free clear path, ma'am. Do you need any help carrying that?

[00:23:59]>> I know you from Richardson Margarita.

[00:24:02]>> No, you do not.

[00:24:03]>> On the post office >> and you're like Liberty Patrol media.

[00:24:07]>> Oh my goodness. You guys are like, >> "Oh my god, >> you guys are so sweet to me that day.

[00:24:13]You gave me a super compliment when I was having a shitty day."

[00:24:15]>> My god, dude. Look at this.

[00:24:17]>> She remembers me from Rancho Santa Margarita. Oh my god, you're the best.

[00:24:21]Oh my god, you have a dog.

[00:24:24]>> What a lovely dog.

[00:24:26]>> If it was a different guy.

[00:24:27]>> I do as soon as you said it. I do.

[00:24:30]>> But unless you do and then your friend had like the rhinestone one and you were like, >> "Yes, I do remember." And you were all talking about how the fly was down.

[00:24:38]>> Yes. online.

[00:24:40]You're the you're the one you give me.

[00:24:42]>> Hey, you made the comments blow up with that right there. Okay.

[00:24:46]>> Did I I looked for it on YouTube and I didn't see Thank you. Well, it's so funny because I saw this lady and she was like, "Oh, it was like this older lady, two ladies and an Asian lady, and they were like both like loving on you and stuff. They were like hitting on you."

[00:24:58]>> I try. I try.

[00:24:59]>> She's like, "I bet you looking under the mask." I'm like, "I know. I bet."

[00:25:03]>> Hey, these ladies. These ladies. Well, let me remind you. You are adorable.

[00:25:09]>> Thank you.

[00:25:11]>> Thank you for being nice today.

[00:25:13]>> Oh, you're welcome. I remember you.

[00:25:14]>> It's awesome. You remembered me.

[00:25:15]>> I don't know your name cuz you never gave it to me, but you said Liberty Patrol Media.

[00:25:20]>> That is it. That is it. Thank you so much.

[00:25:21]>> And then I looked to see if I was famous and I wasn't.

[00:25:23]>> You You did You did get on there.

[00:25:25]>> Yeah. I didn't put I didn't put you on the front, but you are on there. You are definitely on there. How could I not put a a beautiful girl like you?

[00:25:32]>> I should be front cover. If you'd like, I'll put you on the front cover.

[00:25:37]>> Me and Buffy.

[00:25:40]>> Follow her. Follow her Instagram. Her Instagram is itty bitty little pity.

[00:25:44]>> This is it right here.

[00:25:45]>> Itty bitty little pity.

[00:25:46]>> Now, what's yours?

[00:25:47]>> Mine is Pole Baby.

[00:25:48]>> Pull Baby.

[00:25:49]>> Mhm.

[00:25:50]>> Now you got my mind just going.

[00:25:54]>> It's going. I swear it was. It's what it is.

[00:25:58]>> Yeah. We got a selfie and everything.

[00:26:01]>> Is So, are we going to double whammy?

[00:26:02]>> Only I get hugs. No, you don't get no hugs. No hugs. I get a double selfie.

[00:26:06]>> Always gets the huggies.

[00:26:08]>> Always gets the huggies.

[00:26:08]>> Okay, bye, honey. See you later. Have a great day. Bye bye. Take care. You too.

[00:26:12]>> Byebye.