The Playboys A Small Town Scandal Turns Into Love

Added: 2026-05-29

[00:01:00][music] [music] [music] [crying] >> Tara!

[00:03:12]Marry me.

[00:03:14]I'm your man.

[00:03:16]30 flooded acres.

[00:03:18]Go away and leave us alone. I'm talking to Tara. Go away, Mick. Who else will have you now?

[00:03:26]Huh? Oh, no.

[00:03:28]Sleep it off.

[00:03:37]How are they?

[00:03:38]Fine, thank you, Sergeant.

[00:03:43]It's Mick and the Sergeant at it again.

[00:03:46]Like tomcats.

[00:03:48]They'll only come near me at night.

[00:03:56]>> At least we have a man on our side from now on.

[00:04:18]>> [laughter] >> Aren't you the lucky lad, Jimmy?

[00:04:27]This dump is going to be all yours one day if you're not careful. Oh, Tara.

[00:04:38]I couldn't bear to touch it, the poor wee thing.

[00:04:48]Oh, Mrs. Ryan.

[00:04:52]I'm only here cuz I feel sorry for you.

[00:04:55]You can spare your sorrow for yourself.

[00:04:57]What can we do for you?

[00:04:59]A button. A fairly big one that's fairly small with four holes as opposed to two.

[00:05:05]And making beneath the dress she's emigrating.

[00:05:08]Lucky [ __ ] What about this?

[00:05:12]It's the latest fashion, you know. She's my niece, not a trollop.

[00:05:17]>> [crying] >> What is two?

[00:05:19]Sixpence. Huh.

[00:05:27]God love us.

[00:05:28]Poor wee bastard. Shut your gob.

[00:05:32]Who's the father?

[00:05:33]There'll be no luck about this place until you own up.

[00:05:38]If everyone around here owned up to their sins, there'd be a queue at the confession box a mile long.

[00:05:49]Ah!

[00:06:13]>> Holy God, why me?

[00:06:17]Since you gave up the drink, has it been any easier?

[00:06:21]Worse.

[00:06:23]Far worse.

[00:06:25]Drink's an anesthetic.

[00:06:28]Takes away the feelings for a while.

[00:06:31]The pain.

[00:06:32]And the joy.

[00:06:34]I can't remember.

[00:06:36]God sees your suffering and understands.

[00:06:40]Why can't she?

[00:06:42]You're not the only man who wants to marry her.

[00:06:45]Is it Mickey you're talking about?

[00:06:48]If he so much as lays a finger on her, I'll strangle him with me >> Don't commit murder in your heart, man.

[00:06:55]May God forgive me, Father, but that's the way I feel sometimes.

[00:07:49]>> Mickey has blown his brains out. Come on.

[00:08:09]The Ranger has gone crazy.

[00:08:11]Why? Cuz his cows were dying.

[00:08:15]He had no wife, that's why.

[00:08:25]Come on, give us a hand, you two.

[00:08:40]You should have seized the gun off the sergeant. The state he was in, revoke his license. And they may be.

[00:08:59]Scandal is a contagion.

[00:09:04]And one sinner can infect an entire community.

[00:09:11]Harold Maguire, name the man who wronged you.

[00:09:15]Or the hoardmaster will bring down yet more corruption and disaster on the heads OF US ALL.

[00:09:23]>> [crying] >> HAROLD!

[00:09:26]HAROLD!

[00:09:28]HAROLD, MY DEAR CHILD, trust in your neighbors and your friends and in the Lord.

[00:09:40]She's not a leper.

[00:09:46]You're flying in the face of the parish and mixed suicide was the last straw.

[00:09:50]>> That's one mortal sin they can't nail on me.

[00:09:52]I wish to God I was in Dublin or London.

[00:09:55]Oh, with a baby tucked under your arms, you wouldn't last 5 minutes.

[00:10:04]Leave it there.

[00:10:05]Don't be stupid.

[00:10:20]>> [crying] >> Own up.

[00:10:28]Whose baby is it?

[00:10:31]Ask your husbands.

[00:10:37]He's my baby.

[00:10:39]Mine.

[00:10:53]>> [screaming] >> Walk the way you came back.

[00:11:06]You can say "Fuck off."

[00:11:12]Order in the red barn. Will there be guns in it or not? Is it a cowboy?

[00:11:17]There's guns in it, all right.

[00:11:19]And an axe.

[00:11:21]And a boy and a cow.

[00:11:24]I wonder what the nun story will be about.

[00:11:27]It's about a nun.

[00:11:28]>> [laughter] >> What do you get if you win the raffle?

[00:11:34]Well, the first prize is a pound of butter and a packet of tea. We have a double bed.

[00:11:39]Could sleep three easy. That's right.

[00:11:42]The crappy boy. The crappy boy. Come here to me, you.

[00:11:47]You didn't wash behind your ears this morning, what? Huh?

[00:11:50]>> [laughter] >> And what is 6 pence?

[00:11:53]For you, treasons. Only for you, though.

[00:12:20]>> [laughter] >> Beth of Slaws of Tara.

[00:13:17]Key.

[00:13:23]Just like all the other men in this place.

[00:13:26]Scared to death of the priest.

[00:13:28]Scared to death of you more like.

[00:13:35]I could have gone to the ecclesiastical outfitters in Dublin Tara, but uh I'd rather you had the money.

[00:13:41]You're not too proud to take it, that is. What's your entire life, Father?

[00:13:45]Huh?

[00:13:45]>> [snorts] >> Yeah.

[00:13:46]I don't understand your question.

[00:13:50]Here, hold this.

[00:13:53]Up higher.

[00:13:55]That's it.

[00:13:58]You're still angry at me.

[00:14:00]You read me from the pulpit, and I'll never forgive you.

[00:14:03]But I need your money.

[00:14:06]>> [crying] >> Hey, looks like a top week customer right now.

[00:14:10]I'll have something for you within the week. Now, do you want the same color?

[00:14:12]>> That's exactly the same, if you please.

[00:14:15]Change is a dangerous thing.

[00:14:17]Change of fashion, change of heart, of mind, change of religion, >> [crying] >> all a sign of these shallow times.

[00:14:28]Mick's death could have been avoided, Tara.

[00:14:31]He killed himself over bad money and rotten land, not for my sake. The sergeant, now there's a man could be relied on by anyone. Indeed.

[00:14:41]He's just the person to set you on the straight and narrow. Huh? What do you say?

[00:14:47]I'll be needing half the cash in advance, by the way.

[00:14:49]Tara, don't drive another soul to drink and despair.

[00:15:08]What the hell are you doing?

[00:15:10]Woodwork, sir.

[00:15:11]It's me happy.

[00:15:13]I wish I had the time for woodwork.

[00:15:15]Well, and if ever you do, sir, I'll lend you me tools.

[00:15:19]Let me smell your breath.

[00:15:27]Get out on patrol.

[00:15:29]Now.

[00:15:31]You're supposed to be a policeman, not a carpenter.

[00:16:48]Up to your old tricks again, huh?

[00:16:50]What do you think?

[00:16:52]Once a smuggler, always a smuggler. It's food, that's all.

[00:16:57]And a suit for Father Malone.

[00:17:00]Ah, well, it's time we changed out of sackcloth matches anyway.

[00:17:13]Will you look at the two of us?

[00:17:16]The lawbreaker and the lawmaker.

[00:17:23]I'm earning a bit extra for me and the baby.

[00:17:26]You trying to make life more difficult for us?

[00:17:29]There's nothing I want less.

[00:17:31]Let me go then.

[00:17:40]What's happened to your hand?

[00:17:42]Oh, just a little nick.

[00:17:44]Cleaning the bicycle.

[00:17:58]Marry me.

[00:17:59]Or I'll go mad.

[00:18:01]I'd go mad if I did.

[00:18:03]Mhm.

[00:18:07]Let me look after the two of you.

[00:18:09]We don't need looking after. You will.

[00:19:25]>> Splendid. Splendid.

[00:19:29]You know, I can smell money.

[00:19:35]Bunny, dream's over. Back to reality.

[00:19:46]Oh, yes. Here's our welcome. Here's our welcome here, too. Thank you, Shamus.

[00:19:52]Thank you, Jerry.

[00:19:53]I've got a piano. So have I.

[00:19:59]You can give them all the Shakespeare you want here, Freddy. They won't know the difference.

[00:20:03]You coming to the show? Yeah.

[00:20:05]Yeah, of course.

[00:20:12]Fun for the children. Fun.

[00:20:17]Looks like the last place God made.

[00:20:21]Isn't that what you said about the place we were last week?

[00:20:24]Well, I was wrong.

[00:20:25]You shouldn't have come, Bunny.

[00:20:27]You're always browsing.

[00:20:30]Well, let's get the show off the road.

[00:20:44]I got first dibs on her.

[00:20:46]You can have the sister.

[00:20:49]Uh with a bit of luck, man.

[00:20:52]Have a great time, huh?

[00:21:05]If uh If they stand a chance on the green, cuz you any trouble, you've only to say the word. They're only trying to scrape a living.

[00:21:14]Same as the rest of us.

[00:21:17]Ah, sergeant, complimentary tickets for yourself and your family. They'll be there every night.

[00:21:25]On duty.

[00:21:42]>> [laughter] >> What do you think you're doing? Oh, hello. I'm Tom Casey.

[00:21:58]I'm from the Department of Agriculture.

[00:22:00]We're uh investigating these chickens for the old epidemic and I can see you don't believe a word I'm saying, eh?

[00:22:07]I used uh I was stealing one of your chickens.

[00:22:10]Right.

[00:22:13]Well, I better call Sergeant Hagerty then. No, no, no, no. Wait a minute.

[00:22:16]I'll pay you for it. 10 bob.

[00:22:20]What?

[00:22:21]You must be joking. It's not worth two bob.

[00:22:25]Sergeant!

[00:22:26]Sergeant! Wait a minute, will you? Hold your horses here. Wait.

[00:22:30]Let me see what I have for you here now.

[00:22:34]Five bob do you want?

[00:22:35]No.

[00:22:37]For now.

[00:22:38]Look, I'll owe you the rest.

[00:22:42]I'll give it to you after the show tonight, right?

[00:22:49]I want the five bob you owe me before the show.

[00:22:57]You must think I'm a terrible idiot. Oh, no, no, no.

[00:23:01]I can see you or not.

[00:23:03]Good.

[00:23:09]Hope you taste better than you look.

[00:23:20]You've got a bloody chance. We don't want more trouble.

[00:23:22]He flew right under me, jacket. I'm telling you.

[00:23:30]Now you behave yourself this year, or I'll tell Nidge. You can talk.

[00:23:34]At least you'll bring a bit of custom into the shop.

[00:23:37]Well, we made five bob already.

[00:23:47]Would you?

[00:23:49]I would.

[00:24:00]My mother she said, "Put your shorts back on.

[00:24:04]It's not decent half naked."

[00:24:08]Tell her to come over here herself, will you?

[00:24:18]One two three What's the new sergeant like here?

[00:24:44]He's nice. He's after Tara Maguire.

[00:24:47]Isn't he back, Grace?

[00:24:50]Who's after the sister?

[00:24:51]Black Spit. So you're out of luck there as well.

[00:25:08]>> A woman's driving.

[00:25:45]I hate hanging around at these jobs.

[00:25:50]This place is crawling with customs men.

[00:25:53]Relax, Richie.

[00:25:54]They'd put you in jail Jail would be a cake Do you know what this is? Sure. Wireless with pictures.

[00:26:11]It's more cloth for his holiness.

[00:26:14]It is. Let's hope he gets another year in purgatory for saying mass in smuggled clothes.

[00:26:24]Come on, Tara.

[00:26:26]Just put on your things.

[00:26:34]I've one extra.

[00:26:36]For a man named Cassidy.

[00:26:38]Who'll be passing your way.

[00:26:40]What is it? Secondhand false teeth?

[00:26:42]Razor blades.

[00:26:48]Here you are, manny, the sergeant.

[00:26:51]Good move, Tara. Where'd you hear that?

[00:26:54]Oh, I found them alone.

[00:26:56]All the wife's sisters, aren't they?

[00:26:59]Well, if you believe all you hear, you leave all you see.

[00:27:08]Smuggling with a baby.

[00:27:10]Now, that's a new one.

[00:27:12]Best to start them young.

[00:27:14]Like gamecocks.

[00:27:31]>> [snorts] >> You coming to the show tonight? Didn't we see it last year?

[00:27:36]No, I'm even better this year.

[00:27:38]That wouldn't be hard.

[00:27:47]Jesus.

[00:27:49]There's not another one of mine, is there?

[00:27:51]Sure has neat tattoos all over his bum.

[00:27:59]Your razor blades.

[00:28:02]Ah.

[00:28:03]Thanks.

[00:28:06]They're cheaper in the north, eh?

[00:28:08]I use them in an act.

[00:28:12]Razor blades, my foot.

[00:28:15]>> [snorts] >> Oh, we'll definitely have to go tonight.

[00:28:22]See the electric chair up on the stage?

[00:28:24]You're always following me around.

[00:28:25]Because you're as slippery as an eel.

[00:28:27]And remember, I know what happened to you in Dublin. Nobody knows what happened in Dublin, so shut YOUR GOB.

[00:28:38]HE DOESN'T LIKE TO BE HATED IN FACT.

[00:28:45]JUST HAVE A LOOK.

[00:28:47]What you your All right.

[00:28:51]You got it.

[00:28:55]Hey.

[00:29:08]Good man. Hey, good man. Go on, then. I know this is not the first time he's stolen an ostrich.

[00:29:29]I'd be lost without you, Tom.

[00:29:31]Ben Jackson.

[00:29:32]>> You're Ben Jackson with me, Freddy.

[00:29:34]So, what's the difference? HE DIED. I'M LEFT THE DEAD.

[00:29:39]ROMEO!

[00:29:41]ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU, ROMEO? IS THIS A pantomime that I see before me?

[00:29:48]How are you, Freddy?

[00:29:49]Good [laughter] to see you. How long you here for this time? Oh, a week or two, depending on the box office. Grand, grand. I'll announce it from the pulpit.

[00:29:57]They'll pack out, Freddy. We'll make the usual donation. Grand.

[00:30:02]Uh one thing mind legs.

[00:30:06]No unseemly display of flesh.

[00:30:09]Is that clear?

[00:30:12]Of course, Father.

[00:30:14]>> [snorts] >> Grand.

[00:30:25]I prefer the weather. Are we leaving today? Not a chance. You can't stop me now, ladies.

[00:30:31]Sixpence, sixpence. Thank you.

[00:30:35]Come on, boys.

[00:30:39]I've got you, boy.

[00:30:40]Lucky you.

[00:30:42]Poor weather, anyway.

[00:30:45]Down by [singing] the Sally Gardens, my love and I did meet.

[00:31:07]We never had anything to do with insurrection. We're a law-abiding family, sir, and always have been. Well, I'm honest to God, sir.

[00:31:14]You can't believe a word coming out of that lying lip. Oh, no. No, no, you can't, sir. I told me son that if he ever wants us to fight for his country, it was no use in him coming to me for the algon. I have as well hidden, sir, in the thatch of a hums worth.

[00:31:32]WELL, CAN'T YOU SPEAK SOMEWHAT SLOWER, MAN?

[00:31:37]Can hardly understand a word the damn fool says. You shut up, you idiot.

[00:31:43]If I hear any man preaching about the rising of the moon, it would be the first thing I do is let you know, and that's God's truth, sir. I have to believe that, sir. I have to believe that's God's truth, sir. Only once in my life have I bore arms, and that was me first born, you know yourself. We were young a while back, we were young AS WELL, SIR.

[00:32:07]OH, HE'S HE'S A BIT SOFT IN THE HEAD, SIR. He's from me old kicked him. That's why he rambles on. I think we can proceed, sir. I have searched the premises thoroughly. The only thing to be caught in this godforsaken hole is the cold. Ah, you'd catch more than that if you knew where to look.

[00:32:25]What did he say? I've no idea, sir.

[00:32:27]>> [laughter] >> You're next. Our hearts are broke with the murder, mayhem, and general debauch.

[00:32:34]Rebellion is a hanging offense, Uh nonetheless, I compliment you on your choice of armchair.

[00:32:42]Fit for the king himself.

[00:32:44]Uh Captain Williams, uh let us proceed.

[00:32:47]Where is the damn boy?

[00:32:50]>> I saw him going out that way, sir.

[00:32:53]Maybe to join his regiment of friends.

[00:32:56]God bless him.

[00:32:58]I was in without paying. I caught you.

[00:33:03]Or even so. I'm you wouldn't lend me you wouldn't lend me a few pounds, would you?

[00:33:08]I'll give it back to you before Christmas.

[00:33:10]Are you appreciate? You wouldn't have the time.

[00:33:15]Come on, to baby.

[00:33:17]Ah, Christ of all the luck.

[00:33:25]I have a sworn TO CAPTURE EVERY COPY BOY THAT DARES SHOW HIS FACE AT THE REST.

[00:33:30]I'LL HUNT DOWN RIGHT BOXES. And furthermore, there will be scout holes on every hill from here to Sligo.

[00:33:38]Ah, the battalion has returned.

[00:33:44]It's raining buckets, Captain.

[00:33:48]Ah.

[00:34:05]Tara.

[00:34:09]Tara, it's me, Brendan.

[00:34:21]Can I touch?

[00:34:22]For good?

[00:34:31]Come back tomorrow night. The show's always different.

[00:34:42]That tire is as bald as an egg.

[00:34:44]Shouldn't be on the road.

[00:34:47]Dear, oh dear.

[00:34:49]I just simply hadn't noticed.

[00:34:52]Uh oh, Tom.

[00:34:54]Enjoying the show, Sarge?

[00:34:57]Do you have all the insurance documents for these vehicles? Oh, we do, of course. We have the death certificates, birth certificates, dog license. The lot.

[00:35:06]Right away, showman.

[00:35:08]Actor.

[00:35:10]If you don't mind.

[00:35:11]This isn't a circus. It's matters, damn it. Oh, my dear sergeant.

[00:35:17]Let's be Christian about this.

[00:35:19]Bear with me while I take off my tatters and grease paints and we'll have a drink together to celebrate a successful first night.

[00:35:26]I'm not a drinking man.

[00:35:28]Oh.

[00:35:30]You surprise me.

[00:35:32]I want those documents now.

[00:35:34]I'll post them to you first thing in the morning. You'll have them by the end of the month.

[00:35:39]I won't be joking, sergeant.

[00:36:04]Tar, it's Sergeant Keeler. Did you want me?

[00:36:15]You're looking grand, Tar.

[00:36:17]Lovely.

[00:36:18]What's that you brought with you?

[00:36:22]It's a It's a crib.

[00:36:27]I made it for you and uh and the baby.

[00:36:41]I can't take it.

[00:36:43]I only wanted him to sleep in my crib, that's all. No.

[00:36:48]Please, try to understand.

[00:36:52]I can't put him in there.

[00:36:54]Why?

[00:36:58]You look at it, won't you?

[00:37:00]It's beautiful.

[00:37:05]You know why.

[00:37:07]I don't like what you're trying to do.

[00:37:11]Mona Lisa It's wood.

[00:37:17]It's solid as Please.

[00:37:27]What?

[00:37:29]Leave us alone.

[00:37:31]No.

[00:37:36]>> [crying] >> It's only wood.

[00:37:48]I can wait.

[00:37:52]At least I can keep him warm for an hour.

[00:37:55]>> [crying] >> Seven?

[00:38:34]Dusty?

[00:38:36]Here, boy.

[00:38:39]Thank you so much.

[00:38:42]How about a little princess?

[00:38:45]Bravo!

[00:38:46]Thomas!

[00:38:49]Well earned. Well earned.

[00:38:52]Here we are. Thank you so much indeed.

[00:38:54]And thank you for a lovely performance last night.

[00:38:58]There we are then.

[00:39:03]And what about Timi?

[00:39:04]>> It's my job.

[00:39:05]That last pile is my son's.

[00:39:09]Well, he doesn't qualify yet for his share.

[00:39:13]I was 10 years in the row before I got a penny. And you did it all on a one-wheeled bicycle. Will you play fair, Freddy? Play fair?

[00:39:21]This time last year, you were in the gutter, lad.

[00:39:24]>> Well, this time this year, we're all in the gutter. And where's the croaker gold that's yours from the fair month?

[00:39:29]>> It's like getting blood out of a turnip.

[00:39:31]But just think.

[00:39:33]I mean, the the the the price of petrol, running repairs in the tent, income tax.

[00:39:37]>> Income tax?

[00:39:39]That's the best one yet.

[00:39:40]>> Well, you do all right, Rachel.

[00:39:43]No one asked you to share YOUR PERKS.

[00:39:45]HOLD [screaming] FIRE!

[00:39:46]AND HALF OF IT YOU TOOK FROM YOUR POCKET.

[00:39:50]HOLY GOD, EVERY WEEK THE SAME.

[00:39:53]We're all in the same leaky boat. I'm warning you, Freddy. I'm about ready to jump overboard.

[00:39:59]ALL OF MY YEARS, NEVER.

[00:40:02]In rates, I could have gone to England, made a fortune, BUT I STAYED HERE TO PRESERVE the genius OF OUR IRISH THEATER.

[00:40:12]I PROMISED TO MAKE STARS OF YOU.

[00:40:15]We're not peasants in the fields, dead souls IN FACTORIES.

[00:40:20]WE ARE ACTORS.

[00:40:47]TOM.

[00:40:50]I realized years ago there's no pot of gold in this life. There's just two magic hours up here every night. Ah, Freddy.

[00:41:01]We're only dreaming.

[00:41:03]Give up that dream, Tom, and you're finished.

[00:41:06]Maybe we're finished anyway.

[00:41:09]Tom, when I retire, all of this can be yours.

[00:41:21]I'd better go get a needle and thread then.

[00:41:46]Hello.

[00:41:49]Hey.

[00:41:49]How you doing?

[00:41:54]Listen, I'm truly sorry I put me foot in it yesterday.

[00:41:57]I hadn't a notion you were married.

[00:42:00]Since when?

[00:42:05]I didn't want no old husband. I just wanted a baby.

[00:42:08]Liar.

[00:42:09]You You want a baby till the started wanting you.

[00:42:14]There's no fool that baby.

[00:42:17]Look, I'm only here for a week.

[00:42:21]What are you doing for the rest of the day, huh?

[00:42:26]Get off you bog eejit.

[00:42:28]Hey, this is me Sunday shirt. Give us a break, will you? I'll break your head, that's what.

[00:42:38]Hey.

[00:42:40]Are you mad the police Get out.

[00:42:47]You're the eejit.

[00:42:49]I'll see you in the front row tonight.

[00:42:51]Heads in for half price if you're lucky.

[00:43:13]Are you stone mad entirely? WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? NEVER.

[00:43:18]I'm staying here all day and all night until you come out for a walk with me. Go away and take a run and jump for yourself.

[00:43:32]>> [laughter] >> Stop that.

[00:43:36]You'll be sorry.

[00:43:37]Where's the man that's going to stop [laughter] me? Can you with you?

[00:43:56]I'm sure this is not the first time you've seen a man without his trousers, huh?

[00:44:04]How are they from behind?

[00:44:09]Jerk. jacket.

[00:44:15]That's grand.

[00:44:18]Grand.

[00:44:24]That's it.

[00:44:26]A nice lipstick you're wearing, Tara.

[00:44:29]Unusual. Huh.

[00:44:32]>> [crying] >> How are you, Jimmy? Huh.

[00:44:34]>> [laughter] >> HOW ARE YOU?

[00:44:37]IT'S GREAT. LOVELY. THAT'S £5 YOU OWE ME.

[00:44:44]>> [crying] >> IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED, THAT CHILD OUGHT TO GO TO ST. George's Orphanage in Dublin.

[00:44:49]The nuns there look after him, body and soul, better than you can, Tara. I could bury him alive. How would that suit you?

[00:44:57]You can't fly in the face of God, my girl.

[00:45:00]Sergeant Hegarty, you could redeem that man. We can only redeem ourselves.

[00:45:51]What is it you're after?

[00:45:54]I heard about the daddy.

[00:45:57]What did you hear?

[00:45:59]Hardy kill himself after the baby was born.

[00:46:06]Lord God, that must have been terrible for you, daughter.

[00:46:34]What are you collecting the feathers for?

[00:46:38]Hat making. Oh.

[00:46:40]Going somewhere special?

[00:46:49]Look at that hat on her.

[00:47:46]>> [screaming] >> What's this?

[00:47:51]Stop.

[00:47:55]What?

[00:47:56]I I distinctly requested that no shorts were to be worn. Yes, I but the flesh is well covered. There'll be some Shakespeare after the interval, Father.

[00:48:07]Will there?

[00:48:08]Weak minds are easily twisted by wanton imaginings. Why do you think God gave actresses legs in the first place? Keep God out of this, showman.

[00:48:18]Does anyone think we're dancing naked?

[00:48:20]You're worse than tinkers.

[00:48:24]Into the wild!

[00:48:26]YOU CAN DO ALL YOUR FIGHTING OUTSIDE OF THE TEMPLE.

[00:48:30]>> BUT THIS is better THAN THE SHOW!

[00:48:33]FATHER, I'VE GOT I'VE GOT A LOVELY JOB lined up in the evening.

[00:48:38]Come on, move on. Come on.

[00:48:41]Come on.

[00:48:48]Oh, hello.

[00:48:51]I didn't think you'd come.

[00:48:55]Are you enjoying it? Mhm.

[00:48:56]It's great gas so far. Oh.

[00:49:01]Uh Oh.

[00:49:06]What's this?

[00:49:10]Ah.

[00:49:12]Tell me, are you long at this? No.

[00:49:15]No, believe it or not, it's my first time on the road.

[00:49:18]>> Mhm. Thought as much.

[00:49:23]>> [laughter] >> Well, it'll be me last time and all.

[00:49:27]Mhm.

[00:49:28]The way I'm thinking.

[00:49:29]Soon as this season's over, I'm going back to America.

[00:49:33]America? Yeah.

[00:49:36]Now, excuse me, my dear.

[00:49:38]That's a splendid hat. Oh, I made it myself.

[00:49:43]You sing as well.

[00:49:46]Thomas, Othello tonight. Othello? We must keep the Vatican happy.

[00:49:51]I'll see >> you later. I don't even know the lines yet. Don't worry, I'll prompt you.

[00:50:05]What's all this?

[00:50:06]Play actors, sir.

[00:50:09]The IRA exploded a bomb this evening.

[00:50:11]Nobody here from this district, sir. The boys around here couldn't blow up a balloon. And I've had reports of a rush of smuggling going on. The border is miles long.

[00:50:20]You might as well try and stop the wind from crossing over and back.

[00:50:23]This is your last chance, Haggerty. Next time it won't be a transfer.

[00:50:27]You'll be cashiered.

[00:50:47]It's a waste of time, sergeant.

[00:50:51]There's not an IRA man from miles.

[00:50:55]To hell with all men and women.

[00:51:07]Taking other proofs that do demonstrate things I'll tear her all to pieces. Tell me but this, have you not sometimes seen a handkerchief spotted with strawberries in your wife's hand? Huh?

[00:51:25]I gave her such a one.

[00:51:28]It was my first gift.

[00:51:31]I know not that, but such a handkerchief I'm sure 'twas your wife's did I today see Cassio wipe his beard with.

[00:51:46]>> [music] >> No! no, forever.

[00:51:53]Farewell the tranquil mind.

[00:51:57]Farewell content.

[00:51:59]Farewell the plumed troop and the big wars that make ambition virtue. Oh, farewell the spirit-stirring drum, the ear-piercing fife, and all quality, pride, pomp, and circumstance of glorious war. Farewell.

[00:52:17]All fellows' OCCUPATIONS GONE.

[00:52:24]>> [applause] [applause] [applause] >> What are you going to do when you grow up, huh?

[00:53:11]What am I going to do when I grow up?

[00:53:15]If I grow up.

[00:53:22]There you are now.

[00:53:24]There you are now. We can tell your mommy you're on the wireless.

[00:53:32]Ah, there's the smile.

[00:53:34]There's the smile.

[00:53:36]Give us a kiss. No, put him down before you drop him.

[00:53:40]Ah, he's square.

[00:53:43]Well, are you coming or not?

[00:53:47]Why should I?

[00:53:49]Ah, come on. Make hay while the sun shines.

[00:54:15]Will you look at this?

[00:54:16]Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

[00:54:25]>> [laughter] >> My own first cousin that did me betray, [singing] and for one very nice war my life away.

[00:54:45]As I was mounted on the platform high, my >> [singing] >> hated father was standing by. My hated father [singing] did me deny, and the name he gave me was the grubby vice.

[00:55:08]I stand in the snow listening to The voice that I could have, you should be somewhere else.

[00:55:15]>> [laughter] >> Didn't he go around America last year?

[00:55:21]Oh, well, halfway around, yeah. Halfway around. What happened, I wonder? Did your bicycle get a puncture?

[00:55:28]>> [laughter] >> Well, I was in a nightclub there, and I drank a drink they have there called uh a screwdriver.

[00:55:36]By God, it'd make [ __ ] and James like holy water.

[00:55:40]And that was in Philadelphia and I woke up the next day I was in San Francisco.

[00:55:44]I'm telling you that's the only way to travel.

[00:55:47]That settles it. I'm going myself next year.

[00:55:50]I wish you would.

[00:55:53]>> [laughter] >> Come on.

[00:56:04]While the day is in it.

[00:57:17]I nearly burst out laughing when he let you and Jimmy up the hayfield on that donkey.

[00:57:22]>> [laughter] >> The Blessed Virgin was in it.

[00:57:25]The maddest fellow ever I met, I tell you.

[00:57:28]And best of all, he's been to America.

[00:57:33]What would you say if your little sister ended up in Boston?

[00:57:36]Tara, easy now.

[00:57:39]You don't know who he is or where he comes from.

[00:57:43]You're a terrible woman for galloping ahead of yourself.

[00:57:50]I'm leaving. I'm leaving.

[00:57:52]Oh, here.

[00:58:10]Who are you waiting on?

[00:58:15]What's it to do with you? It's everything to do with me.

[00:58:19]Steer clear of my She's spoken for.

[00:58:24]Is that right?

[00:58:26]She said nothing to me about it.

[00:58:28]I'm sure of it.

[00:58:30]She's frightened.

[00:58:31]Frightened of you? Mhm.

[00:58:33]>> [clears throat] >> Frightened of the truth.

[00:58:38]What truth?

[00:58:43]The baby's mine.

[00:58:52]Ask her.

[00:59:02]Please, go ahead. You're waking the dead. I'm waking your boss.

[00:59:07]And what are you doing here?

[00:59:09]Sitting on the dog.

[00:59:11]What's eating you, man?

[00:59:14]He was seated back of his dump.

[00:59:18]Oh, did her ladyship stand you up? I tell you, you're better counting on resources than on women.

[00:59:25]I left your wife in Tralee uh 30 years ago.

[00:59:29]Never regretted it.

[00:59:31]A woman, a baby, and a mystery man for a father.

[00:59:35]It's dynamite. They say the Parable blew his head off with a shotgun.

[00:59:40]Well, maybe she drove him to it.

[00:59:43]She won't leave me, I'm telling you.

[00:59:47]Where the hell are we next week?

[00:59:48]Tullyvean. Sure, the crack will be mighty, eh? Oh, the crack will be mighty. How many times have I heard that before the crack will be mighty?

[00:59:58]Will you look at us?

[01:00:00]We're nothing but a bunch of cut-price tinkers, married to the road and a bottle of booze.

[01:00:06]Tell me now.

[01:00:07]Packing this.

[01:00:09]You need to go careful in this life.

[01:00:12]You give up one kind of magic if you want to need another. Rather a waste.

[01:00:17]I was hoping you'd bring the girl along.

[01:00:19]There's bags of sewing to be done.

[01:00:22]And if she can sing as well, I could sack Foni.

[01:00:47]Ara.

[01:00:50]Brendan.

[01:00:57]We've told him the truth.

[01:01:01]You're lying.

[01:01:04]Why?

[01:01:05]Why do you think, woman? If you won't have me, you'll have nobody.

[01:01:12]Let me go. I'll never let you go. You're destroying my life, Brendan.

[01:01:17]I love you.

[01:01:19]I love you.

[01:01:21]It's over.

[01:01:24]Now, what did Is a liar.

[01:01:27]Which is it?

[01:01:30]Tara.

[01:01:32]You're out of your depth here, man.

[01:01:33]Clear out.

[01:01:34]>> I'm not asking you.

[01:01:36]I'm asking her.

[01:01:41]Tom.

[01:01:44]Brendan, you're crucifying me.

[01:01:48]We lay together not 50 yards from here.

[01:01:53]You offered yourself to me.

[01:01:56]Show me the man that could have refused.

[01:01:58]I've kept your secret from that night on because you begged me to.

[01:02:18]>> [gasps] >> It was a beautiful summer's evening.

[01:03:03]I was walking in the orchard.

[01:03:12]When he first came here from Dublin, he was the most powerful I'd ever seen.

[01:03:19]I didn't know then the way drink had nearly ruined him.

[01:03:22]Nor the danger burning in him.

[01:03:27]I was nervous of him.

[01:03:30]But flattered.

[01:03:32]So I lay down with him on the grass.

[01:03:35]A few weeks later I knew I was pregnant.

[01:03:38]I was in turmoil.

[01:03:42]When I told him, he begged me to marry him.

[01:03:46]I couldn't.

[01:03:49]He promised he'd keep the secret.

[01:03:57]Then just before the baby was born he started coming to me.

[01:04:02]Always in the dead of night.

[01:04:06]Like a hunter.

[01:04:08]Then you should marry him, Sol.

[01:04:12]I don't love him.

[01:04:15]How could I spend my life locked up in that barracks?

[01:04:22]You of all people.

[01:04:26]To hell with that.

[01:04:30]To hell with you then.

[01:05:56]>> [music] [music] >> You know it's our last night here and tomorrow night.

[01:07:13]Where are you heading?

[01:07:16]To Levene and on to Dublin.

[01:07:22]Could you give me a lift to Dublin?

[01:07:25]If I got you as far as Dublin, you'd never get rid of me.

[01:07:47]You've never been married?

[01:07:50]No.

[01:07:54]Sure, who'd have me?

[01:07:59]Maybe some poor soft idiot with another man's child. Don't know.

[01:08:06]But you know, kids don't scare me.

[01:08:10]And sure, if he's lonely, I know how to get him a brother or sister to keep him company.

[01:08:29]Ah, this is heaven.

[01:08:32]And I never thought I'd make it.

[01:08:35]It's not bad on a good day, but it's no good on a bad day.

[01:08:39]California, now that's the place for us.

[01:08:43]The sun shines there 24 hours a day.

[01:08:47]Dreamer.

[01:08:49]It's a lucky woman who catches a dreamer. [music] Why did you come back here, Tom?

[01:08:55]From America?

[01:08:57]Fate, I suppose.

[01:09:16]>> What is it?

[01:09:17]Oh.

[01:09:21]The car WAS SINKING. OH.

[01:09:28]>> [screaming] >> LET'S GO.

[01:10:42]I'M FRIGHTENED. ALL RIGHT.

[01:10:44]COME HERE, CHILD. NO, we mustn't be caught together, Tom.

[01:10:50]Down by the gate.

[01:10:52]Then into the hair with them.

[01:10:54]Naked to the world.

[01:10:57]All right?

[01:10:58]Her hair spread out.

[01:11:03]Her hair spread out.

[01:12:56]>> Higher.

[01:12:58]Higher, man.

[01:12:59]Up in the air, where the pictures are.

[01:13:06]A point and a smaller one. Huh?

[01:13:10]Don't make a song and dance about it.

[01:13:30]There.

[01:13:32]Look at that. Holy God. Didn't I tell you so?

[01:13:46]What?

[01:13:48]Make a hound dog out of it. Yeah.

[01:14:01]Can you hear me, creature of the darkness? Yes, master.

[01:14:07]Raise the needle.

[01:14:10]Approach the subjects.

[01:14:13]Flesh to flesh. You powers of light and dark, invest this vestal creature with a gift that raises mind above base matter.

[01:14:25]For you, there can be no rest until you have sewn flesh into flesh.

[01:14:34]Begin.

[01:14:36]No, creature, sew.

[01:14:42]It's a fake.

[01:14:44]It's candle wax or putty. I wouldn't count on it. No blood.

[01:14:49]Light and light will dark AND DARK SHALL BE DEFEATED.

[01:15:01]>> [groaning and screaming] >> I CAN SEE.

[01:15:09]I can see.

[01:15:11]That man is a miracle worker. I can see.

[01:15:15]Nonsense, it's only a trick.

[01:15:20]Sergeant, what do you do? I'm going to save him. Keep order, man.

[01:15:33]Thank you, sir.

[01:15:35]Bless you.

[01:15:37]I'd reward you forever.

[01:15:45]That'll be queues at the box office for weeks to come. He might have a cure for the lumbago.

[01:15:54]>> [screaming] >> HERE WE GO. THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH.

[01:16:03]I'M GOING TO SHAKE HIS HAND. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FITZ JOHN AS SEEN ON SCREEN AND RADIO.

[01:16:24]BRENDA, DID YOU FIND ME OTHER SHOES?

[01:16:34]ARE YOU COMING TO SEE US ON official business?

[01:16:40]It's mine.

[01:16:41]Give it back.

[01:16:44]>> It's evidence.

[01:16:46]I've committed no crime. You're a playboy, huh?

[01:16:49]Last winter he served three months in Mountjoy jail. Liar. Last winter he was in America.

[01:16:55]He's a liar.

[01:16:57]I telephoned Dublin Castle today.

[01:16:58]Checked up on him.

[01:17:00]Three months for bigamy and desertion.

[01:17:08]You'll be going nowhere, girl.

[01:17:10]I'll be my child. Your child? Marry me.

[01:17:14]We'll put him for adoption. We'll go set [crying] up house in Dublin if that's what you want.

[01:17:17]>> Please leave us alone. I can see the fright in your eyes, but believe me, you're not half [screaming] as afraid of me as I am myself.

[01:17:24]>> Brendan.

[01:17:25]>> [crying] >> I have no feelings for you.

[01:17:30]You don't have to love me. I love you.

[01:17:34]Can't you see? [clears throat] >> [crying] >> I just I just need you about the place.

[01:17:40]I can't let you escape.

[01:17:42]Not with that fellow.

[01:17:44]Are you blind, woman? He's a criminal.

[01:17:47]A foul, dirty criminal.

[01:17:49]>> Get out of my house.

[01:17:51]God forgive me for telling you, but you must be saved.

[01:18:14]There is a rational explanation for everything on this earth, unless God and the church declare otherwise.

[01:18:23]What happened, Mrs. Smith, last night is was the it was the cataracts on her eyes fallen off.

[01:18:31]And the artist has a kind of power for good or ill.

[01:18:37]But God's power is paramount.

[01:18:41]There will be an immediate procession of the Blessed Sacrament throughout the village.

[01:18:45]The hour of the playboys is past.

[01:18:48]Henceforth, dear brethren, frequent not dens of iniquity nor palaces of sin.

[01:19:06]>> [screaming] >> What the hell are you planning there?

[01:19:28]Don't move, you two.

[01:19:33]You put the high explosive. I Where did you get the explosives?

[01:19:38]Could have got yourselves killed, the two of you. The peddler by the stall.

[01:19:43]We took it out of the caravan WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING.

[01:19:44]>> WHICH ONE?

[01:19:47]WHICH ONE?

[01:20:06]YOU'RE A LIAR. HUH? You've never been to America in your entire life. Last winter you were in jail in Dublin for bigamy.

[01:20:16]What?

[01:20:18]Who told you that? Who do you think?

[01:20:21]Tom, if you think I'm going to gamble away my future and my baby's future on a chancer like you, you're mad.

[01:20:27]I picked the wrong man once before. I'm not making the same mistake again. Wait.

[01:20:31]Wait till you hear wait, wait, wait.

[01:20:32]Wait till I give you the truth of it.

[01:20:35]It was me brother who committed the bigamy. I just took the blame for him.

[01:20:40]Why? Well, so he could go back to the wife and the kids. The ones he left behind in America. Tom, you're full of [ __ ] and bull. Tara, all you have to do is ask anyone in Dublin. I'm not in Dublin.

[01:21:06]Is it your Cassidy you're after?

[01:21:08]No.

[01:21:11]The other book.

[01:21:16]>> [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] >> Hold it.

[01:21:59]Hold it there.

[01:22:01]You're under arrest, man. What's he done? Possession of explosives, offenses against the state. Oh god, what?

[01:22:08]Have you and the whole parish gone mad entirely? March.

[01:22:16]I know why you're doing this. Oh, yeah?

[01:22:20]Out with it, then.

[01:22:25]Come on, man.

[01:22:27]You have the guts? No one knows better than yourself, Sergeant. Don't you know?

[01:22:31]It's about time you owned up.

[01:22:36]There's your secret.

[01:22:42]Move, you.

[01:23:02]Your day is a numbered, boy.

[01:23:05]You'll be locked up for 10 years.

[01:23:10]Conspiring to cause an explosion.

[01:23:16]Membership of an illegal organization.

[01:23:21]Endangering the lives of innocent children.

[01:23:29]Here's your baby, Sergeant.

[01:23:46]You're not fit to touch the hem of a garment.

[01:24:03]You and the other fellow are not wanted in me house anymore. It's too risky altogether.

[01:24:08]Go away, you, you dirty dog.

[01:24:15]What are we going to do without Tom?

[01:24:18]We're banjaxed.

[01:24:20]He isn't an IRA man, is he?

[01:24:23]Well, he's no more an IRA man than I am.

[01:24:42]This afternoon, the entire company will visit the nearest picture house.

[01:24:48]Good thinking, Freddy. We're not beat yet.

[01:25:00]Now, you listen to me, Tara.

[01:25:02]My only concern is for the salvation of that child's soul.

[01:25:06]You must marry the sergeant.

[01:25:08]He's the natural father.

[01:25:10]Do you know what I'm going to tell you?

[01:25:13]You still owe me two quid on that suit.

[01:25:30]That's my way.

[01:25:39]>> [clears throat] [snorts] >> AH!

[01:25:58]>> [snorts] [snorts and panting] >> COME ON.

[01:26:36]OH.

[01:26:50]BEAUTIFUL.

[01:26:51]OH, DEAR. I wish I could see it all over again. Well, you will tonight when you're in it.

[01:26:57]Will we get away with it, I wonder? No civil war in this neck of the woods.

[01:27:00]It'll go like a bomb.

[01:27:02]>> [laughter] >> Annie, Bonnie must play Scarlett O'Hara.

[01:27:07]Rachel shall take the part of the long-suffering Melanie.

[01:27:11]In the regrettable absence of poor Tom, I myself will portray Rhett Butler.

[01:27:23]Ready?

[01:27:27]You're too old.

[01:27:33]Uh, Cassidy will portray the part of Rhett Butler.

[01:27:39]I myself will play as cast.

[01:27:58]She's a little beauty, Tara.

[01:28:01]If she ever left, this place would be as dead as a doornail.

[01:28:05]What the hell?

[01:28:42]>> Did he fetch enough over the border to pay our way to America? Huh?

[01:28:46]You hold your horses. You and me aren't through customs yet. If you get caught, you'd rather I take the rap.

[01:28:53]Wait a minute now. It's the god's truth I told you.

[01:28:57]He was desperate to see his wife and his kids in America. I had to help him out.

[01:29:02]Besides that, he slipped me 200 foot for me pains.

[01:29:06]YOU LYING BIGAMIST.

[01:29:08]TWO NIGHTS ONLY!

[01:29:10]THE WORLD-FAMOUS PHILANDERER OF GONE WITH THE WIND PERFORMED IN PERSON, LIVE ON STAGE, WITH THE PLAYBOYS.

[01:29:22]AND THAT'S ALL.

[01:29:23]WOW!

[01:29:25]ROMANCE.

[01:29:49]DID YOU SEE THAT?

[01:29:51]WHAT'S CASSIDY doing in the priest's car? That's the least of our worries.

[01:29:55]When did you last see the truck?

[01:30:01]This is the customs patrol.

[01:30:03]We're Van Jacks.

[01:30:05]We're Van Jacks.

[01:30:26]Okay, let me do the talking. Let me do the talking.

[01:30:33]Customs.

[01:30:34]Anything >> to declare? Detective Constable Freddy Fitzgerald, Enniskillen.

[01:30:39]We're transporting a load of pigs.

[01:30:42]Let me see your identification.

[01:31:37]Rats.

[01:31:38]>> [snorts] >> Your place is crawling with them.

[01:32:02]It's not.

[01:34:19]>> [music] [music] >> Spontaneous, can't you? Improvise.

[01:35:48]Oh, thank god. Casti's disappeared.

[01:35:51]There's half a packed house waiting out here. What are they waiting for?

[01:35:55]>> Gone with the wind. Here, quick. You're playing Clark Gable. I can't play everything myself, can I? But I haven't even seen the film. It's the same as Othello. Boy meets girl with a war going on. If in doubt, pretend to be wounded.

[01:36:09]Where's that bastard Cassidy? IRA business, I expect. He is an idiot.

[01:36:14]We'll soon be on the road and their little squabble is long forgot. Come on, get dressed. Read those clothes quickly.

[01:36:21]Ashley.

[01:36:23]Ashley.

[01:36:26]I'm going to marry Melanie.

[01:36:33]Kiss me, Ashley.

[01:36:40]>> [laughter] >> You are not a gentleman, anyway.

[01:36:45]And you're not a lady, either.

[01:36:53]Lordy, lordy, lordy.

[01:36:57]Lordy, lordy, is you warm enough, Miss Scarlett?

[01:37:06]Why is all of them fighting all the time?

[01:37:09]>> They are fighting for our freedom.

[01:37:13]The freedom to be slaves?

[01:37:18]I can't yet.

[01:37:20]He's speaking now, but you may as well trot across.

[01:37:48]>> [laughter] >> I wasn't doing anything.

[01:37:58]Jesus, I thought it was me, Mommy.

[01:38:02]Sergeant.

[01:38:04]You want me? [crying] Without you, me bio.

[01:38:08]FOR GOD'S SAKE, MAN, WHAT YOU DOING?

[01:38:13]NO, GO AWAY.

[01:38:14]GO AWAY. GO [screaming] AWAY.

[01:38:27]>> [music and singing] [music] [singing] >> TO BE QUITE HONEST, HONEY, I don't give a tuppenny damn.

[01:38:52]>> [laughter] [applause] >> HE'S STOLEN THE BABY.

[01:39:10]SERGEANT HAGGERTY, HE'S STOLEN THE BABY.

[01:39:14]There he is, Sergeant.

[01:39:18]>> [crying and screaming] >> Sergeant.

[01:39:21]Hand him over. Come on, man.

[01:39:24]Move an inch and you'll be sorry.

[01:39:26]Hand him over, or I'll be sorry.

[01:39:29]You'll be sorry most of all, though.

[01:39:32]I love you.

[01:39:36]Please.

[01:39:37]Please. Brendan, whosoever [crying] harms one of my little ones shall be cast into everlasting fire.

[01:40:09]>> [screaming] >> If the passion of the people could be bottled, we could all of us sail to the moon.

[01:40:41]Brendan, stop it.

[01:40:56]>> [crying] [crying] >> If I was sober, you'd be dead.

[01:41:13]You'd be dead if I was drunk.

[01:41:16]Give it up, sergeant.

[01:41:28]>> [cheering] >> That's what she deserves.

[01:41:41]Listen, somebody stop them.

[01:41:43]I don't know what they're going to do.

[01:41:46]IT'S THE RED MAN.

[01:41:48]>> [screaming] >> NOBODY HERE.

[01:42:33]>> [crying] [crying and laughter] [crying] >> WE CAME LIGHT-HEARTED.

[01:43:59]LIGHT-HEARTED.

[01:44:01]We shall depart.

[01:44:54]Allow me.

[01:44:57]A lady, you're in the way.

[01:45:28]Oh.

[01:45:34]>> [crying] >> I'm only going as far as Dublin mine.

[01:45:51]That's what I said when I joined.

[01:46:21]Bye.

[01:46:23]See you soon.

[01:46:29]Bye.

[01:49:08]>> Mhm.