When you distance yourself from someone who refuses to take accountability for their actions, they will eventually feel this distance and it will impact them significantly; this natural consequence creates space for personal growth and healing, allowing you to focus on your own journey while the other person confronts their own limitations.
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>> Testing testing this thing on. It looks like it's on. Welcome to another exciting episode of Johnny Arcade. I hope you guys are doing well. They feel your distance now. And it's hitting them hard. They feel your distance now. It's hitting them hard. I feel like if it's not already maybe painfully obvious to you how hard it's hitting them, it will become more clearer. But high five, hug soul fam for pulling back. I don't feel like you were giving up or quitting or anything in any way. Some of y'all might feel like that >> probably because you exhausted all your other options.
>> For some of y'all, it might have been like a test, right? And so you were that much more prepared for it. I'm proud of y'all. Either way, it's a very good energy. I'm feeling they feel your distance. I don't feel like you're isolated, holed up, running from everything, all your problems. I feel like this is what happens when you take accountability and then other people refuse take accountability.
And it's sad cuz it's like if not even for to do it for you, right? It's like for they won't do it for themselves. cuz it's it's frustrating and um hard not to lend a helping hand when you care.
>> So, not to stop caring or keep not caring, but >> it gets easier. Let's get started.
>> Ah, they feel your distance now. It's hitting them hard. What What did you expect? What' you think was going to happen? I don't know. for some this could be your first go around at you know having everything that matters from to you taken away from out from under you or something I don't know I I doubt that Goldilocks Jennifer Miller Michelle Pagliachi welcome >> hope you're doing well um good hope you guys are doing good Michelle brought pizza make sure you guys help yourselves to some pe um so yeah this is going to be you know should be an empowering message is what it feels like and usually my intuition is correct Angela Blue welcome hey haven't seen you in a while you found you found the channel welcome she go she go from the backpack Um, hope you guys are doing good. Um, yeah, this should be a good one. Not your auntie or your grandma's pick a deck reading. I promise you that. Um, thank goodness, right? I mean, I mean, I can smell her living room right now. Um, but no, let's uh go ahead and get started, shall we?
You feel your distance now? It's hitting them hard.
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All your fears get slain. Shadow dance.
>> Welcome to Johnny Arcade. Uh, if you guys are new to the channel and you haven't already, please make sure you hit that subscribe button, hit the thumbs up, the like, the subscribe or whatever. Um, please don't make me beg.
It's for your own good anyways, your highest greatest good or what have you if you know what's good for you.
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It's like, can't they see? Can't you see?
Oh, can't you see? I guess they can't, right? They're not supposed to, maybe.
Um, this is the community chest. I keep this shuffled and off to the side. And as we receive synchronicities throughout the live stream, we pull from this deck.
I guess they don't see. Wow.
Um, and and it contributes to whole secondary background reading. It takes place simultaneously.
It usually correlates, corresponds. I'm going to do that again rather well with what we got going on here in real time.
And then we review it at the end. We It's a whole fun thing we do here at Johnny Arcade.
You should stick around to check it out.
when it comes to that emperor we just saw.
He should have listened to his girlfriend or whatever.
She was right.
I'm not here to take sides, but you I mean would a should have could have. I mean, you know what I'm talking about.
Okay, Legend of Zelda Game and Watch is on.
And Goldilocks, don't worry, I didn't forget about you.
Who in lock?
There's nothing underneath it. Above it.
There's no rabbit. There's no rabbits hidden inside.
I promise.
Okay.
Maybe maybe one rabbit.
It might be a a wabbit in his hat, but you know that's foreshadowing for waiter. Um, but anyways, again, I don't I don't get to choose.
Okay, but I'm going to put it right here.
Let it be known.
Ladies first.
Unless you're like reading Japan anime, then it would go this way or manga, it would go that way. Um, from the back page or whatever. But, um, no, our choices starting out for right now are going to be the four decks in which you see, but spirit's going to choose.
Um, we got Sorry, John.
And then uh this is live, but if you prefer the actual pick a deck experience where you can choose from after this is all done, check out you could check out the old the old you can check out old old faithful the playlist. They're all timeless readings, but um they have the timestamps and uh give me about an hour once this is done. And you can expect to see the timestamps in the description box as well as pinned in the comments section below the reading. All right.
But if you're joining us here live, welcome.
Three.
You know what? Straight up. I always like to go over what we're doing first.
I was going to go three, but like clockwise, but you So, I'm going to roll it over, but we got three. All right.
But now, let's go. One, two, three. I want to do All right.
So that would have been Gods and Titans, but Sup God. Sup God.
Oh, I'm not joking. It is like leaning against the types. I'm pretty sure it's going to land on four, but it's like four and two on a foursided die.
Yeah, it's on four. Okay.
One, two, three, four.
So, I said three before it was going to be gods.
Sorry, dude. Chicks before dicks, bro.
All right.
But don't worry, they'll have a chance.
It still has at least two more chances. 11:07 on the clock. That's our 107. That's our Q.
Oh, rumble just fell.
Two of wands. Yeah, you're right. Where you're supposed to be. You know that. No regurts, right? Collective. No regurts.
And that was 838, too. Beyond Laia, you stay right there.
We're going to need you for later. We don't need you, but it's going to be interesting.
All right. Now, what do we got for the collective for deck number one?
Evolution on its side. I feel like someone's refusing to evolve.
Evolution on its side. But no, beyond the mind. Wow. I feel like they're running around in circles in their head.
Lumines essence. They just can't seem to get. They're like, you know, the whole light at the end of the tunnel. This person's doesn't know which direction they're going. Hence the there's a message in everything. When I rolled the dice, it's like maybe they they just chose door number three or whatever.
Didn't really put any thought to it.
Didn't strategize at first and now they're going in circles.
That was intentional when we were going in circles. This person needs a Why don't you light a match? I feel like they need illumination.
Star seed, elemental, sacral chakra. I'm telling you, this person's crown chakra is block. Well, it says sacral. Same thing. The purples, the oranges, all of the upper chakras.
Um, with the star seed elemental, I feel like you see this clearly. like maybe what they need to do, but they you can't lead a you can lead a horse to water, can't make a drink.
That's frustrating, too, cuz I feel like they're super thirsty.
I keep seeing this freedom.
It's like drink.
Empress St. player. Welcome.
>> Look at this life force energy. All these cards are coming out on their side, but I'm going to put them up. Life force energy. I feel like this is what you see. Clearly, they are struggling with having a purpose perhaps.
Oh, what is this? Face down. Home in reverse.
There's no place like home. Well, that's just it. What if like you have a home and then it's like you don't want to be at that place?
Uh, manifestia in reverse and you don't want to be at that place.
This person again regrets, right? Look, internal explorer. They are like in this regret, this doubt 11-11 on this other game. And watch o again going in circles going back. It's like Scrooge uh Ghost of Christmas Pass.
You wouldn't know this though. I mean, you would. That's the whole point. It's just going on in their in their movie theater. Healing in reverse. Yeah. It's like, why don't you change the channel?
This movie is depressing.
There's no way this has a happy ending.
Harmonic flight. Yeah. Look, you're like, this is low vibe. That's what it is. You feel the frequency of a mismatch. And so what do we do? We pull back our energy.
Very good class.
That's what I love about you. Pop quiz.
Just kidding. I wouldn't do that to you.
Okay.
Everything's a test.
Shauna J, welcome.
Thank you angels for welcoming in the other angels in case I don't see them.
It helps me spot people that jump down.
Archangels. Johnny. Archangel. See for the newcomers. See what we did there?
What is this? Water.
Earth in reverse. What? Captain Planet.
He's a hero. Going to take a missions down to zero.
No. What? Unique gifts in reverse.
Someone's trying to reinvent a wheel, I feel like.
And I feel like it's just damning putting a damn in your flow. But no, you you don't like that's what like why is this person trying to bottleneck or it's like they're not giving you a fair chance to fully step into that in which you are stepping into anyways um without the help. Look, vulnerability in reverse. But I feel like now this is why they're struggling cuz they're wondering why you detached.
Maybe because everything they did was a frequency again mismatch. And you're going to do this no matter what with the infinite l new new blueprints. See, that's the thing. This person is driving themselves insane cuz everything they do that maybe used to work in the past isn't working and they're keep doing the same thing, expecting the old same result.
Uh you go with the flow.
Now, as far as this goes, San Francisco's a San Francisco treat.
Someone can be from San Francisco.
Uh, we're going to do this.
I'm gonna need this D10 later, but for right now, we're going to get a page number.
There's that three again.
The trifecta, the the um Holy Trinity, Matrix Trinity. That was I think it was on two. I hit it. Son of a [ __ ] I think it was on two. It was either two or three. Okay, it was a two.
Yeah, that's that damn 21 or a 12-sided dot. All right. And then 80. So, we got three, four, five, 85.
We keep the four separate. That's different energy.
85.
Constant energy 85 is the last page of healing. Nice in reverse. So again, it was out here.
This is card number 30. There's that three again.
Do you mind? Can I VIP Cappy? Welcome.
>> Dang, I love you guys. Thank you all.
This is a great This is a great turnout for Tuesday.
Nice.
Healing.
Do you mind if I Sure, bugs, go for it.
Got to earn my my way around here, you know.
He says I live went free but he won't let me work you know healing energy rebalance energetic awareness healing yourself and others.
It's what happens when you distance yourself by choice, you know, even if it's the laugh's last choice. Exploring healing modalities, Reiki, the chakra system, which someone quiry needs to learn about your unique and innate ability to heal, which again, you just can't stop that healing, right? It feels so good. Why would you want to stop healing or pour salt on old wounds when you already healed from the wounds?
Solar vibration, soul sovereignty. Oo, that's got a lot of power in it. Soul sovereignty. Auras and the meridian system. H, I feel like that sounds like a lot of fancy words for your moral compass. for whining to the highest good and optimal health. Okay. Okay. We're really setting the tone here.
That's good. Coffee, Johnny. 8:48 on a clock.
We're just getting started. And someone doesn't like the black eyed peas or something. The Wrians were well-versed in the practice of healing arts. Ah, duh. Healing arts shines. They were naturally intuitive and accustomed to navigating energetic base realities.
Huh.
That's you going with the flow when it comes to energy, transmutation, stuff like that. You know, we all have natural healing abilities that are advanced when we deepen our energetic awareness. When we perceived the world beyond our more well-known senses or what we thought we knew, I mean in my way, we started to receive information and wisdom that is different from that which stems from intellect.
By tapping into life force consciousness and using this abounding energy alongside focused intention, we find that anything is possible. H we should focus on that.
You may already practice a form of natural natural healing but find but find you sometimes feel quite dainted.
If this is the case, ensure the energy you are overflowing comes from an infinite dream.
This is wrong of abundant universal energy rather than using your own resources. You never get high on your own supply. That that's the 10 crack commandments. What you may want to imagine the boy don't mind him. is a cuckoo for cocoa puffs. You may want to imagine the brightest, most love imbued luminescent white which this person wacks in the tunnel flowing down from the heavens or the center of the universe.
Like this person feels like they're the center of the universe, but I I I feel like they got the math wrong on that one. And alongside any healing intentions, include the statement for the greatest good. Didn't Johnny say that earlier?
That's weird. Didn't we get this page from rolling dice? Yeah, Bugs, we did. I just wanted to point it out for the people in the back not paying attention.
Hey, no wonder you didn't do good in school.
Bugs, take it easy on the low IQ. Many healing modalities work with high vibrational energies.
Dodson, we got Dodson here. Nobody cares, Bugs. It can be wonderful to explore these in conjunction with your current practices. If you haven't done healing work before, but feel called to do so now, hold on to your butts. Follow this instinct.
Being a Well, you start with the Jurassic Park stuff, Johnny.
I don't know if they get it. Oh, they get it, bro. They Oh, hi, John. Oh, hi, John. Oh, hi, John. They get it. Being able to offer healing to loved ones or yourself is a gift.
Exploring the art of energetic healing with significant will significantly increase your psychic sensitivity.
Sorry if he's poking your eyes out. Your third eyes out. Oh, energetic healing is based on the meidian systems of the body. Let me guess. The chakras, I don't know. Let's see what it says. These systems, the chakras are often depicted at you. It's like your sidekick or something, Johnny. Depicted as colored wheels of white. Huh?
White, bright, white, bright white bright. This fool might have a white out tonight. and weighted kebabistics.
Emanating from these powerful vortices is the energy field known as the aura.
It is possible to twain yourself to see the electromagnetic field around the body and it can be photographed.
you know, send me your I mean, uh, if it's okay with Johnny, bugs, we're trying not to get this this channel canled. 11:22.
Sorry. My bad. Hey, you got to Warner, brother. You know, you got you got to want to They get it, bugs.
Each chakra connects to organs of the body, emotions, and related characteristics emanating from these powerful forces.
He's in the energy field known as the aura. It is possible to twin yourself to see the electromagnetic fields around the body and it can be photographed. I just wanted to make sure they knew that it could be photographed. The appearance of the aura is influenced by the chakras. Muddier or darker colors in order might imply some spring queening is in order. For more on this, see text for the violent the violet flame. I wanted to say the violent flame, but it's the violet flame. Um I wanted to point out too Johnny was in uh industrial codings manufacturer for many manufacturing for many years and he was uh considered not self titled but he was given the title color guru. So why don't you tell them a little something about mixing colors Johnny? Well, uh, if you never took an art class and don't know what a color wheel is, if you add all the colors together, you know, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, or even just the primary colors, you get poop.
I just want to let you know. Okay. So, cuz it it says muddier, right? Yeah, cuz it was talking about muddier or darker colors. All right. In the aura might imply some spring cleaning as in order.
Let me get the poop out.
Don't forget the poop. Color is how we perceive white frequencies.
Every color has a different vibration.
Crystals are formed through vibration and each carries its own frequency.
This is two. Uh it's tested and can be measured. Crystals are often used in spiritual healing because and I got this from the vorticy.
Well, Johnny got this at the vortex in Sedona. One of the vortices.
Um, all right. Take that back. That was Grand Canyon. Yeah, that was Grand Canyon. No, Sedona is a was these guys.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right. That's right. Sorry. He's got so many of those.
Yeah, get it right. Crystals are often used in spiritual healing because they hold frequencies to bring the chakra points into balance.
Sound healing, like the backtrack music you might be hearing now, which is strictly focused on aligning your chakras.
Sound healing is another example of this. Immersion in a soundb experience aligns the brain waves with frequencies conductive to selfhealing as well as body and energy wholeness.
Not wholeness but wholeness.
Um, we feel, hear, and receive the sound of the the sounds and are organically aligned to the same frequency. They resonate out.
You following me? Or so long, Squee.
See, in St. Louis, you made a long turn back in Albuquerque or something. It's okay. It's okay. If you're meant to fall, find us. You You You're not lost.
Many tools can help us restore our centered state of balance and our access to life force power. In Star Wars, they call it the force.
More on that later. Um, when we engage them, the benefits will flow on to others. Young padawan healing is a path to true empowerment and energetic sovereigny.
Again, those who sold their souls can't they don't have that freedom. The energetic sovereignty the soul sovereignty just a little just a little hint you know if you're stuck in your quest that one was free.
We collectively raise our vibrations and we wake each other up.
You you harsh men.
Uh we will see massive shifts forward and old hierarchal foundations will fall away. You know your limiting beliefs or what have you. divinatory meaning extend the margins of your awareness.
You know that there was no longer a square. Yo, it's a rhombus.
Bugs. I like I I'm liking your where you're going with this. Extend the margins of your awareness. Revisit the situation in question from a broader perspective. Not broad city. That's a good show, but you know, are you eating garbage bagels? Not from that broader perspective.
That's your problem in the first place.
Revive the situation in question from a broader perspective or higher vibration with a focus on healing. Are you eating garbage bagels? This will help you decipher what is real, possible ways forward and whether an issue is really a problem at all. This card can also signify the universal push that inspires you to explore your healing abilities, however that works to you.
If you ask me, if you've got evidence, which everything I've seen so far, that what you're doing is working, let me be the first to tell you, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Mr. Master Plumber, toilet don't flush over here.
need to call the Mario brothers if you don't that was your reading the Mario Mario brothers but no right now they're like trapped in Luigi's mansion or whatever being haunted my goodness gracious little Nintendo joke for you guys. Well, we wait for the next round of What the [ __ ] is going on? I mean, am I right? I mean, am I right? They feel your distance now.
It's hitting them hard. What' you think was going to happen? Same thing was just going to continue to happen. That would be insane.
>> Don't be ridiculous. Oh my god. I just knocked over my trash can. Hold on one second.
And I told myself to take it out earlier. This is what I get. This is my karma. But this is like I'm not complaining cuz like this is as bad like as bad as it gets for me nowadays.
Oh man.
Oh my god. I'm so sorry.
When my laziness, it wasn't laziness. I was just distracted by a million other things. Um, but when it becomes your problem, you know, that's when you deserve an apology.
Your time is valuable. I'm over here talking about conserving your energy and then I waste your time. The [ __ ] 11:30 on the Zelda game watch. You can't even see it cuz we're over here like in the inner inner and inner mission.
I'm talking about your worth and the nine of pentacles comes out. You're not missing it cuz you don't want to miss a thing. It's not Armageddon. Cuz even when I think of you, I still miss you, baby.
I don't want to miss a thing.
Okay, hold on.
You guys are driving me crazy.
This a game to you?
What is this?
Actually, hold on.
I want Tero to have a even shot here.
All right, let's put these back.
Is that the Lord? No.
All right.
Ground rules.
Let's make it fun.
Um, again, I want it to be like 1 2 3 4 5 6.
So that's oracle tarot. Oracle tarot. So even numbers are tarot. 1 2 3 4 5 6 4 1 2 3 4 Goldilocks. And look, we got 44 down here. That's weird. No, it's not. Um, how fun is that?
Wild enough archetypes.
Although you might not never know what we're going to get here at Johnny Arcade 11:33 on the Zelda Game and Watch. You know you can get a good time. I mean, am I right, collective?
10 of Pentacles. This looks fun. I like it a lot. All right.
I'm hearing you spinning me right around, baby. Like a record, baby.
Sounds exhausting.
All right.
Oh, you manifested that [ __ ] Let's see. No, sis. Oh, aren't you tired of telling these fools no?
They don't get it.
Again, I don't think you're supposed to.
So, don't beat yourself up so much for them not getting it.
I know you probably want them to get it.
[ __ ] I want them to get it, too.
Don't stop. Get it. Get it.
Oh, that's too that's too much. The chrome.
I feel like you set the bar is what I'm getting with that mother mating chrome.
Remember I was getting that trinity earlier. If you were watching pow one the gem diamond and rough that's even more than the last clump.
Uh no, someone is it's like they put off the work and then it's like they got even more work. It's like they go backward further and it's like they try to meet your frequency and then you raise your frequency even more and again they feel your distance now and it's hitting them hard and again it's like they're creating the distance now you could be in the same household we're talking about energy remember frequency the vessel I feel like that's a good place to look at oh look at that light back there in the darkness we're talking about that light at the end of the tunnel Like, you know what I'm getting with this like upper torso, headless mannequin covering their snatchal area in boobs.
It's like they're ashamed. But it's like, oh, Link is getting the silver arrow. He's about to kick some Ganon ants right now. But no. Um, compares self to others. But I feel like what I was getting with this, you see this bottom bowl thing that he's sitting in? She's sitting in. They're sitting in. I feel like it's a she. I feel like they got snatch and nice boobs and they're like ashamed of their appearance or whatever. But no, it's like the I'm getting the egg in the freaking quarter machine. Like, but specifically the one that would have Fred Flintstone in it would put 50 cents in or whatever. That shit's probably like five bucks now. And you swipe a card or whatever, but he would spin around and he say, "Yeah, daba doo dino likes you." And it would spit out a [ __ ] eight. You know what I'm talking about. Tell me, you know what I'm talking about. Um, the shadow in reverse. I want one of those for my house at one at some point in my life.
Um, I will restore it if I if they're all broken. But the mentor in reverse.
Um, and again guys, I I was halfway there. I was so close to already having that one that type of [ __ ] I had arcades, but hence the Johnny arcade, but again, different timeline. Doesn't matter. Old wounds. Been there, done that. Um, but I still want that [ __ ] egg thing.
Gingerbread man, you can't catch me. He is wearing a thong. The judge. Yes.
Again.
Oh, again. I feel like someone who should, should have, would a could have again could have literally set you up fat is now the yolks on them. That egg thing. I feel like this undercooked. It's not a softboiled egg. Like you you should have cooked it longer. It's undercooked.
Impatient.
Never mind. Let it cook. It's like no.
Like it wasn't even It's still frozen in the middle. The lover, uh, the shadow in reverse. Someone's trying to compare themsel to you, the shaman. Wow.
Remember all that healing energy we're getting with deck one? If you were with us for deck one, this is your energy.
But I feel like you've integrated your shadow. The just the fact that this person's like that means they're not judgmental in reverse. They're not feeling like top of the class. The stone in reverse.
Remember earlier it was Did I say Rolling Stone or Rolling Stones or did I channel a Rolling Stone song?
Now I'm hearing children.
It's just a shot away. It's just a shot away.
Burns like a red cockpit.
Bad moon lost its way. Here I see a bad moon rising. What?
Who's got the Who's got the playlist? I like your playlist. The temple in reverse. Got that CCR going. What the [ __ ] The one I see trouble on the rise.
Don't go around tonight. Well, it's bound to take your life.
There's a bad moon on the rise. And again, I feel like you'd see the good.
You're like, "Oh, this new moon is badass." This person going through some other [ __ ] ugly duckling [ __ ] But you out here, look the lover. You out here, the swan.
You ain't ugly, nor are you a duckling.
Um, no, I just saw the word poet though. Um, preaching to the choir bridge. This person's trying to find a way to connect with you and it's like they could have been the one that burnt the bridge in the first place. And again, there's those colors, right? What What did we learn earlier? What did we learn earlier? Class, mentor universe. What happens when we mix all the fun rast colors together?
Red, yellow, and green. What happens when we put all the raw? Oh, there's some purple, blue. What What happens when we mix them?
They look like Oh, that's right. You got some cleansing to do or whatever, right?
Oh, goodness gracious. 911 on the clock.
And again, we're not talking about you.
The flame in reverse. This is someone who tries to put out your flame, your light. Who goes you're like making a wish and you're like and they like slam the door too hard and it blew out your candles.
Everyone else is singing you happy birthday and it's like, oh, oh, don't worry about your father. He just went to go have a cigarette. The shape shifter in reverse. He'll be back. He loves cake. Are you kidding me? Oh, okay.
Thanks.
The river runs through it.
No, that's the last card in Texas. Hold them. You got to know when to hold them.
Know when to fold them. Know when to walk away. Know when to run. You never count your money. When you're sitting at the table, there'll be time enough for counting.
Oh, when the dealing's done, I feel like you're left in the dark on something that happened with that crone earlier. I feel like you deserve to know whatever this is. Look at all those rainbows of colors again.
That looks like some Bob Ross freaking [ __ ] right there. Um, shame, shame. I know your name. Um, Remember I saw a poet. I saw the word poet in the book. This is where you're a poet. Don't you know it? Oh, time to show it. Um for all right before I even attempt to grab it, this one is on 19 something some 1944. That could be someone's birthday.
pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure that is the year of the monkey. Don't ask me how I know that. I just I do um pretty sure like 99.9% sure. My phone just went ding. So yeah, let's just say it's 100 without me having to check.
1944. I'm not sure what monkey.
Metal, wood, fire, whatever. uh 11:43. I love you too, spirit.
But yeah, according to my calculations, that is the year of the monkey.
Uh it sound like Donkey Kong Country Jr. Diddy Kong.
Do a diddy diddy dumb diddy do. Someone might have done the gone to the diddy party.
Someone done didd the Riddler. The diddler the fun fiddler. 11:44 on the Zelda game and watch. Oo, I read only me this Jim Carrey was a Riddler. That was the best Riddler.
And then 20 19 27 can be a significance. Uh but we got 19, we got 20 and seven. So, uh 27 + 19.
Hold on. 26 46. Okay, that's how I mathematically deduct stuff so I don't have to write my work. My teachers used to hate that I didn't write my work. And it's like, shouldn't I get more points cuz I didn't have to write my work? I figured it out in my brain. And you're making me dumber by having to like slow myself down.
I have to walk before I run. That's stupid. Um, what did I say that number was?
46.
Oh, okay. We're in the beginning of So, what we're going to do is I'm going to do card 46.
Oh, wait. No, that's not a thing. Oh, yeah, it is.
Wait. 20 30.
Yeah. L is 50, right?
30.
[ __ ] What is that? That's 50. So that's 40, right? What did I say? 46. Oh, that's it. That's 46. The womb, right? Am I right, guys? Can someone fact check that real quick? that XL 51 is 46. I I'm a little behind on my um Roman numerals, Roman numeric, but the womb interesting how we had a lot of feminine energies that mother in reverse we had. And you don't have to be you could be a dude and just have more motherly, nurturing, caring energy than your ass mom or whatever. Roto, the nest, the belly, the origin of the problem.
They feel your distance now and uh it's hitting them hard.
Everything has an origin story.
The womb archetype asks us to contemplate the beginning beyond the beginning. Ooh, that's quantum [ __ ] right there. The mother beyond the mother. Remember that egg I was seeing? I'm I'm getting um the chicken or the egg, right?
Your m your your mother's mother. We just had Mother's Day. So all the baby's mama's baby's mama's mamas. Baby mama's mama's uh beyond the mother in a world that often negates the power and necessity of feminine principles, which I feel like is happening. Yeah. And yeah, I feel like you got to you had to do something for yourself. Remember that vulnerability, the nurturing? I'm Oh, that was all with y'all might want to watch deck number one if you haven't cuz this is not like part two. This is just similar energy. Like this should just be more confirmation that might be like what you were dealing with. This card returns us to the warmth, tenderness and sacred intelligence from which we gain. It is a card of receiving not achieving of accepting love from the mother of us all. Self love. Yo, and again the lover.
Remember the lover and the shaman. Oh, I feel your healing.
She is the lifegiving force that forgives and cherishes even the most wounded and desperate soul. These poor and fortunate souls that can't get back into your energy. Um listen, forgiveness does not mean permission. Did not grant permission to hurt us again. If you forgive and then they hurt you again and then you forgive and they hurt you again and they forgive and they hurt you again and you get tired of explaining that that hurts you.
No matter how lost you are, the womb awaits your return to help you heal and grow like a real sham man.
You know, stop being a little [ __ ] Boys to Shaman, ABC, BBD, the East Coast family.
Um, most wounded and desperate, desperate soul. No matter how lost you are, the womb awaits your return to help you heal and grow.
It's a large womb of healing you have there. It's a room for me to touch. This card is a call to keep things simple, to return, to be reborn in the name of love.
The womb is everywhere. Jesus, it is beyond Denver. Beyond time.
This womb been here for a minute. You know what? I mean, this the living womb.
You're not supposed to go in that womb.
My mom doesn't like it when people play in that womb. We are within. It is as it is within us.
When light, nourishment, harmony, warmth, love.
I don't want to get out yet. I'm going to stay a little bit longer. When dark, stricken, illogical crisis, infertility, imbalance. All right, I'm I'm getting out of here. Go deeper. Stavo Carbet Barbett the origin of the world which you know I could have wrote my own book on that a few times like after doing a mushroom trip or whatever that's the best that's one of my favorite topics when you're like hallucinating on hallucinagens from mother earth pastime this isn't something I do frequently or whatever any anymore but like that's like one of the best subjects like talking about existence of man and you know the big bang theory or what have you. But all I know is the more you know, the less the more you realize we don't know none. But someone who thinks they know everything is at a this threshold here, you know, that's meant to keep the bugs out of the doorway or the weather ceiling or whatever. And this person, if they trip over it, it's like they know, they already know. They're the ones that installed the [ __ ] threshold at the of the store.
It's like someone who doesn't know the dimensions of their own vehicle.
Remember that vehicle earlier? They drive a big truck and they always park over two lines or go in backwards or they park in like the pregnancy zone or whatever and it's a dude, you know, and they don't identify as a woman. They just are oblivious to what's going on.
proper signage. You know what I mean?
They can say fire lane, do not park here, and then there's a fire and then the fire department rolls up, towes their car, saves the fire, and they're complaining that their car was towed.
And then they blame you. the gem on its side. Then I'm kind of getting um Thanos with Theados, but how he was like looked at.
What was his daughter's name? Not the not um Rihanna, but her sister that was all bitter or whatever. Uh let's do this again.
Did anyone look up? Okay, cool. I got it right, Miguel. Isn't that weird how I was like trying to calculate Roman numerals and I was on the page I was looking for 922.
You know, some of y'all don't even realize like your own intuition. Like you got to know the signs. You know what I'm saying? And the only way to know for sure is to exercise that muscle, those muscles, because each meridian, each chakra, right, I feel like is a different kind of piece to your X-Men puzzle or ex-woman puzzle or whatever.
Oh, I just heard Psylock in my mind's eye. Psylock, who she had those badass psychic blades of energy that she could form. Speaking of seeing auras, Psylock, she was hot, too. She had like purple hair. It's kind of witchy. You know, chicks. You know what I'm talking about.
Cosplay Halloween. I mean, holl at your boy. I'll be Gambit or whatever. You know, it's just Wolverine. You know, been there, done that, though. I haven't been Gambit. We could do that. That sounds fun. It could be rogue. Whatever.
Was that 19 again? That was 19 again, guys. There are 20 different sides on this die. And it landed on 19 again.
again 1944. I am pretty convinced that someone is Year of the Monkey.
And you don't have to be 90 um 1944.
I guess that wasn't 19. No, it was. It was. See, I keep secondg guessing myself and then it proves me wrong like right on the moment.
And here's another four. 444 as a burp confirmation.
It was actually Pike Place roast, but um that's what it tasted like, but it was confirmation burp. Why won't it stay on four?
This doesn't want to stay on four, but it landed on four.
What the hell?
I don't like that. I'm going to have to write I'll just sand it down so it lands on. But this landed on four.
That's crazy. It's not wanting to. There it is. That's crazy.
There. Now it's staying. The [ __ ] All right. So, we got 14. Let's not Okay, so 23, we got 33, 44, and 33. That's fun.
I'm pretty sure cuz Yeah, that's still the beginning of the book. So, let's see what's I just want to see what the 33 page is, though.
And then we'll go to the 33rd card.
The missing hero. This page 33.
One of the great disappointments I've faced in making this deck was confronting that I simply could not include every archetype. Huh? Some of y'all are going to have to trim the fat, separate the wheat from the chaff, and start with what's important and then let it evolve. Remember evolution. Let it evolve from there. Um, but believe in yourself. What was it? 33.
This should be easy to see.
Now the mountain. Oh, the shaman and the lover.
I feel I don't know what you've been doing. I feel like I'm talking to a feminine energy, but it's like you [ __ ] scaled this [ __ ] mount all by yourself.
Whether that is metaphorically or literally or both.
Oh, 1944 is right.
Holy [ __ ] Well, today we celebrate Independence Day. Doomsday.
Dr. Doom.
Danger Doom. That's Oh, that was one of the best albums. Danger Doom. Um, it was like a what was it? It was like uh Cartoon Network or No, it was um what's it called?
Tsunami or whatever. Aquatam Hunger Force. It was all that [ __ ] Aquatine.
Um my god. Do Danger Doom.
Say with me. Say a repeat after me.
I am sofa king.
We go. Ed is what I'm getting. The ascent. The pe.
Oh, I feel like that's what the kids are saying these days. It's pee. Correct me if I'm wrong, ladies. What are the kids say? You all trying to be hip with your kids? Kids saying peak. The ascent. The peak. The insurmountable.
Wow. Yet you mounted it.
You go. You go, girl. You You go, boy.
The mountain stands eternally in our awareness. There's that word again.
Aware. Was there a problem with the people's awareness in the future? Marty, you have no idea, bro. It's hard to tell up, down, left, right. BABA like start sometimes calling us toward its peak.
The mountain stands eternally in our awareness calling us towards our its peak.
Here we go. It stirs up stoic and regal feelings reminding us of the long line of spirits, sages, sadho sadhoos, and gods that made their humble thrones within its snowy peaks. It's making me feel like you're on this path, right?
like Goonies. And if you've made it as far as Mr. Copper Pot, he got this far and you're all just a bunch of kids and you're wanting to give up now.
Do I need to do the This is our down here. This is our time up there. It's their time. Booties never say die.
What do we need to set some booty twaps?
That's what I That's what he said. Booty tws. Do we need to set Do I need to have bugs set up some booty twaps? Some pinchers of of peril to save to save you from the thundery snowy peaks or whatever. Humble Thrones within its snowy peaks. Beware though, as the mountain can affect us in two ways. The air is extra thin up there, just letting you know.
It can inspire and enliven us to rise to new heights.
But Link is uh destroying Ganon right now. Can we have a moment of silence for the small Ganon break?
Where you at, fool. Show yourself, little coward.
Been hiding in this dungeon this whole time like a little [ __ ] Yeah, that's what I thought. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. All right. Where's my girl at? Shorty, where your head at?
Shorty, where your head at? Use your head, silly.
Was that? That's nappy roots. Nappy roots.
Hyd.
Wow. Yeah. Shorty, where's your head at?
Um mountain can affect us in two ways.
It can inspire and enliven us to rise to new heights and peak experience yet it can also create isolation competitiveness. Remember in deck number one I definitely that was coming up like not to be compared but to be contrasted there's a difference and an inflated sense of self. Have you forgotten what the vang diagram is?
1201 on the Zelda game and watch. Yeah.
Vang Vang diagram.
Quick Google search will do it. We'll do you'll remember. It looks like a color wheel.
You got red, you got blue, and what do they combine and make? Purple. Just letting you know. Standing again. Color guru. I can't forget this [ __ ] if I wanted to. Standing upon its heights can activate the per purest and the perfectionist in us, creating separation from those we deem to be below below below below below below because of the wonderful things she does. Um, no matter how high you ascend, you're so high.
High above them, you still love them. I don't know why.
Like Cleopatra Jon of Arc would be like, "I'm out."
uh, how high you ascend.
Remember that it is within the core of the mountain. Within the core of the mountain is written in red. Like if you were like reading one of those Bibles that only have the the Jesus words. Like so if this was the the NIV or whatever, it would say Jesus would say within the core of the mountain. Amen. Amen. I say to you within the core of the mountain, you know, your temple or whatever that the gems, what? That's weird.
Diamond in the rough, aka you. Um, minerals and jewels reside. If you think it's all about going up, you're following the fool's path and missing the miner's magic.
Whistle while you work. And did you guys see what was underneath the gym when I picked it up? You poor unfortunate souls. The siren.
Then here comes a meat wagon. And here comes the driver. Oh my god. All cuz he wanted to save a couple of pennies on rake pads 123 on the Zelda gaming watch. I've seen a million times. I've seen it a million times.
And this is no exception. pile two. I was reading.
See, aren't you glad you're not smelling your auntie's living room? There smells like the breeze and Lysol and cat piss in there and [ __ ] She doesn't let anyone sit on the couch, but all her cats are on the couch or whatever. And you're like, she over there sweeping and dusting and vacuuming it. She just did that earlier.
But her [ __ ] she got dishes. She's not washing.
I've seen a million times. Um, treat the cats better than she treats your ass. You know, you get a can of whiskus for dinner. You know, her cats are eating [ __ ] lamb chops. Play along or whatever. It's a song that never ends. It goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that doesn't end. No, they will never see you're a gem. These people almost made you almost exactly what you are, but then you took it all the way and said, "Hey, you're Jafar and it's a song that doesn't end."
And it goes on and on my feet. Some people I feel like he tried to show this person a whole new world or way of doing things and they didn't want to pay attention and now it's like they woke up in like the future or it's like I'm getting I'm seeing American Gangster when [ __ ] Denzel walks out of that [ __ ] and he's just like I was the man in there out here and now I'm a small fish in a big pond. It don't matter how gangster I was out here. I ain't [ __ ] in the free world.
Hold. Talk about being codependent. You know what I mean?
Just letting you know. Uh let's see.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
covered in plastic.
I know you corrected the but I I like coveted better.
But I'm glad you correct it cuz it's like it makes sense now. But I'm leaving coincidence. And I love how when you try to spell covered your phone autocorrected to coveted.
No, there's no kinky dinkies.
And and don't feel bad like my auto spell today at work was not on my side.
It was like some sort of Mercury retrograde energy trying to interfere with my reading to my client. But no, they they saw that it was it was happening on both ends. It was coming out of both ends. Boy, that's the worst.
Um, no. So, for this round, round and round.
Oh, we had that. You spin me round and now I'm going round and round. much different energy than I was getting before. Prior Richard Prior, the toy.
Someone might have thought you were a toy. That's what's coming to mind right now.
Or you were something to be played with.
Thank you, Goldilock.
Thank you. Honestly, cuz uh Goldilocks was why that was an option to begin with. She requested it on the last reading. So, thank you for your consistency and showing up's half the battle. You did more than that. So, high five.
All right.
Two. Oh, we didn't go over the rules. I was going to keep it simple, but I didn't go over. So, it would have been Robin Wood. So, both times it would have been a tarot deck. Or no, last time it would have been this guy. Now it would have been this guy. My apologies.
Now we got to make it fun. Now we gota Now we got to make it fun because it would have been boring and lame and and it said two. So plan B, right? And no, that doesn't mean abort mission.
The morning after pill. All right. Uh not because we have to because we actually wanted to and that was premature. So let's get that cleaned up and we'll go at it again. I mean, that's how we handle that situation. Ladies, what are you in a hurry to go nowhere?
You don't like floor play? Floor play.
Even had her on the counter. It wasn't me. Even saw her in the shower. It wasn't me. I even had her on camera.
Like, I mean, you can deny, deny, deny all you want, but fingerprints is fingerprints. You know what I'm saying?
The black light never lies or whatever.
Um, saw the rock set for the words that I told her. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 and a one and a two and a three.
About it. All right. Okay.
Oh, and again, steps. This could be step sister, step brother, step for wives, step one step at a time, one day at a time.
Dep 7 447 744 447 474 744 can all be of significance.
411 114 can be of significance. The number 15, the number six can all be of significance.
Uh, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 eight-sided poker dice. It is.
I guess we're scrying. Don't scry for me, Argentina.
The truth is I never left you, but now you come back from your existence.
I don't know.
>> That wasn't my favorite Madonna song.
Um, what movie was that from? Was it called Don't Cry for Me Arch? That would be funny.
Hey, Cindy Looper with the Gooni. Good enough. Call you it's good enough for me. It's good enough.
It's good enough for where I'm standing.
It's good for my house. That's what that's that's what the professional contractors say to the the botched jobs that the the person totally destroyed.
And it's like there's no saving that, bro. Looks good for my house. Call someone else. Uh, it's 12:12 on the Zelda game and watch.
Nothing to see here, Jim. Sprinkle some coke on them. Let's get the [ __ ] out of here.
I agree. Goldilocks. Time after time, they just keep showing their true colors.
Um, seven of cups in reverse, seven of swords. They're telling on themselves, telling on themselves time and time again.
Page and cups in reverse. and the page of swords 77 and we had that seven um and then we got page page page of swords on its side page of cups in reverse I feel like someone always says they're going to but then they don't and this ain't sha and the dead cuz at the end of the day remember in the previous reading it was the missing hero was page 33 someone has all of the tools they've mastered it there are 33rd degree Mason.
And they even have all kinds of people that could maybe help them.
So, how are they [ __ ] this up so bad?
Ace of Pentacles.
So, how are you [ __ ] this up so bad?
Jesus. Age Christ. That's a one or 11.
711. 17. That's our Q. Number eight.
Infinity into infinity and beyond. Buzz Lightyear.
You don't know when a when or where a lightning bolt is going to strike, collective, but you do now, collective.
Maybe you got lightning in a bottle.
Six of cups in reverse.
What is this? Boohoo poor me again. I'm so [ __ ] sick of this [ __ ] pity party of one. Like what? Get some pin the tail on the donkey or a [ __ ] pinata or something.
Nine.
So it's six in reverse, right? Which looks like a nine. And we know that cuz there's a line underneath the six. Well, now we have a nine and it's upright.
Nine of wands doing the most. I feel like, you know what this energy is giving me with this heart in reverse is giving me like blood. It's almost like If you're not bleeding or sweating, you're not working or something. And if you ask me, when we work on the whole working smarter, not harder, I feel like if you're bleeding and sweating, you're doing it wrong, homie. You're [ __ ] doing it wrong.
Um, like if you were swimming and bleeding all over the place, you'd be shark bait right now, homie.
You're basically a worm on a hook. I don't care how strong you are. You ever seen the beach?
Yeah. Um, good luck with that. King of Wands. I've seen the beach.
King of Wands on his side. 10 of cups in reverse. Someone's got no one to blame for their boohoo. Poor me. Pity party one. Oh my. It's just me, myself, and Irene. Okay, Eeyore. Where's the Autobot Optimus Prime that we know? Huh? Did you guys know? Fun fact for the noobs in the back. Eeyore is the same voice as Optimus Prime.
Put that in your corner and smoke it or whatever.
All right.
Who's corner? Gross. What happens when we mix all the colors together?
Who's corner? Oh, bother.
Uh, I'm sorry if I'm Christopher Robin.
Your childhood dreams, you know. Yeah, but new best.
You know what I mean? Queen of of swords. Did I redeem myself? I hopefully I I redeemed myself. Queen of swords in reverse again. Someone's telling on themsel by it's like they're trying not to say something but their movements show otherwise body language yo like this is like you know it was interesting I was at Costco the other day and there was this dude who at first like I saw in the corner of my eye so I wasn't sure but I was like and then I saw like at the last minute I was like was that full of signing? And I'm like, it's kind of not fair, right? Like we should all learn how to sign because like he I found out later when I was in line that dude was like with his wife and they were like and I'm like no fair.
That [ __ ] was like on the other side of the [ __ ] store at Costco and he's just like she was just like put it in the cart, you know? You don't have to like call or see where they're at. It's like as long as you can [ __ ] All eyes on me.
It's like blue blueberry or chocolate chip cooking.
>> Don't we have to get both? Yeah, we need to get six of each. Just get one of each. Oh, wait. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Blueberry and poppy seed.
The the muffins at Oh, you've never had the muffin muffins at Costco?
Oh, man. That's worth the [ __ ] That's worth the membership by itself right there.
Assuming you get like at least a few muffins every so often. You know, you put them in the freezer if if that's a lot of muff I get it. It's a lot of muffin. And especially if you're watching your own muffin top, you know, you know what I'm talking about. Cut that [ __ ] in fours. Yo, have some later.
You don't have to eat the whole muffin now. I'm just letting you know there's more than one way to eat a muffin.
Okay. 88 thumbs. But wow. 888 again.
What did I say about uh send out the lightning? Very very frightening me. Galileo Galileo Figuro.
Magnificico.
Uh oh. Mama mia. Mama mia. Remember I was saying Mario. Mama mia. Mama mia.
It's me, Mario.
Okay, I like video games. All right, give me a [ __ ] break. 9:49 on this other game. I really don't play that many video games. I promise. It was more like back when, you know, when the lights come on at night and you had to be home on the bike and then it's like now we can play [ __ ] Contra, you know?
I play Contra when it's beautiful weather.
We're go to [ __ ] what the [ __ ] Ride my bike. Um, again, someone don't get it. They're not going to get it. Never going to get it. Never going to get it. Breakdown.
Now it's time for breakdown.
Um, what's up? Not this time. Are they never gonna get Is that in Vogue? I [ __ ] love Invogue. I'm gonna say it out loud.
They [ __ ] kill every track, dude. I ain't going to lie. I have two older sisters, so if you're wondering, like my exposure to music was was good. Um, but yeah, uh, that's never going to get it. That's invoke, right? I love me some invoke.
Um, [ __ ] One more. These dice have been [ __ ] Can we spirit? Can we flip the script real quick?
Okay. He said do two at a time again. Someone clearly doesn't know what they're talking about. Burping confirmation. Excuse me.
Invogue.
That's what's up. Now I want to [ __ ] I'm I'm gonna listen to some I'm just gonna type in Vogue and see what comes up in my in my algorithm, my feed or whatever.
Ace of swords on its side.
King of Pentacles. Again, I said someone doesn't know what the [ __ ] they're talking about. It's like they have so much evidence surrounding them that what they're doing is obviously not working.
1221 on the Zelda Game and Watch. It's getting worse and worse and worse. They put more duct tape on the hose and it just leaks even worse. Now it's leaking out of two different places. remember coming out of both ends.
Someone might just need an O-ring. You know what I mean? But it could be that simple.
A [ __ ] O-ring cuz their gasket is rusted and busted and dusted and who fussed with this last time?
T of swords on its side. And again, I feel like you've already pin I'm getting Tommy boy again. It's like if anyone should take you seriously, it's this person cuz they should know that you have the best brake pads or whatever. 1221 on the Zeligan watch.
That's 33.
They should [ __ ] know.
But I feel like when they look in the mirror, they don't know what they're looking at. So please don't take it personally that this person how could they possibly love you like we were seeing the love showing up earlier that you embody that you embody how could they possibly reciprocate that if they can't even give half of that to themselves half of that especially man glass half they might always have a top full cup but how come there's they don't appear as whole. They appear as whole. Yeah. They're not the O-ring. They're the no. They're no ring.
No place like home. Where are you going?
There's no telling where they're going.
What direction that they're going. Is it raining? Is it snowing?
is a hurricane of blowing.
That was remember the tunnel and the light flashing lights that Kanye.
We out of here.
I'm I'm gonna put these away before someone gets hurt. It's Jesus.
Lord and Savior, King of Kings, Yeshua.
Okay.
Of course, we had to get into some Charlie in a chocolate factory. What the [ __ ] This pulls Wonka bars over here, dude.
This person definitely does not know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, but they're so convinced it's three.
But the truth is, you can't fool me with that fancy hat the owl has. He's never made it without biting either.
Prove me wrong.
It's not new. In fact, they rerun that commercial quite often. Oh, >> and I'm glad they do. It's a great commercial. Um, it's almost as good as how come they don't rerun the I wish I could be an Oscar my wiener. Why don't we Why don't they roll that [ __ ] from the top?
We got say it's from charms. We got uh how many licks it takes? The world may never know. [ __ ] It's 2026. I I bet there's a Guinness Book record of least amount of licks without biting.
If not, hey Guinness, get on that. Let's get on that. Um, trust me, if you can test paint, and I know this because I worked for a company that did that, for how many hundreds of thousands of scuffs it can take if you're painting, you know, like a school or a hospital's walls, for example. Um, they can determine how many [ __ ] licks on average, you know, based on the the average tongue, not some reptilian shape-shifting.
You know what I'm talking about? Three licks like that full would do one and a half licks like left, right?
That shit's That [ __ ] g might even catch on fire. It might just like liquefy, you know? Now, the Tootsie Pop is a a hot fudge center.
Molten lava pops. I've seen it a million times.
Molten lava pops. All right, turn that lollipop back into my fructose corn syrup. Which is, by the way, guys, if you've been following me for a while, y'all know I'm binge watching the Super Natch. We on season eight and it no longer are we worried about the Leviathan.
We kind of have that problem mitigated.
No. Um I don't know. Maybe it's not time to talk to you guys about that yet. But dude, closing the gates of hell forever.
That's a possible timeline we can achieve in season eight. Um, and Cass is back, guys. Thank God. I love Cass.
Okay, let me show you guys what I'm looking at here. Wait, hold on. Let me double check. Measure twice, cut once.
Okay, we good. We good.
We Gucc. All right.
Oh, sorry, Braun. You got the brains. I got the Brun. Let's make lots of money.
I agree. [ __ ] a. I'm always down.
I'll sign a non-disclosure agreement, you know.
I'll [ __ ] with the NDA. Let's see.
Or, you know, you and me, we can be friends with non-disclosure agreements attached or whatever. You can trust me.
If anything, I want to inspire your situation to reach success at some point. Let's bring some logical goals to make that happen. Okay. Oh, I like how this is creating like a butterfly effect.
Speaking of changing timelines and vibration and chakra alignment and uh I feel like maybe the harder you try, the more situation gets worse, I feel like that's what they're dealing with.
They're trying so hard. So I feel like change things that the universe is saying, "Will you stop already?
Now the love of your life is a prostitute and everything's going south, man. your friend Bloom's arms off or whatever. I forget. I haven't seen that in a while, but that is one of my faves.
It's got the the fat guy from American History Reacts in it, you know? I mean, come on. It's all connected. Don't even get me started with Edward Norton being a Hulk.
They had to get him out of there.
They're like, we got to get Edward out.
It's too It's too And then talk about shamanic healing.
What was I going to do? Oh, yeah.
Sorry, squirrel.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. You don't want to overwhelm anyone, right? Over stimulate the people who have you made it so far.
Okay, not making it easy by any means cuz we're still biting the bullet here.
You know, you you know what I'm talking about. But 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. guide.
Good combo of tarot and oracle and you know everything else.
Three three has come out three times today even though four overtook it.
Um and again 4 + 7 or 4 plus 3 is seven. We had that seven on the last pool.
So yeah, 3 4 4 7 um 378 or 104. Ooh, 7 + 3 is 10. We dropped the zeros in um Gamatria. That'd be 144.
441. It's 1 123 on the Zelda game I watch. And 10:00 on the actual clock.
What does that mean, Johnny?
Think you know what that means.
Oh, you didn't know your ass better call somebody. It means we road dogs now.
We've plumbed so far. There's no turning back. One, two, three. Wild, unknown, terri.
Cuz I feel like that would have been terrible if we didn't get any tarot in tonight. Not that we need it, but I feel like it provides good solid confirmation.
Wild unknown.
Hold my beer. Right. That's your energy collective. Who knows? Like that's the thing. I don't know.
I feel like with gambling, right? We talked the gambler came up earlier, Claire audiently.
And um you know when to hold them, when to fold them, but it's not a gamble when you apply strategy.
And I'm not talking about cheating, counting cards, and using AI glasses to detect if it's a 10 or an ace under there. You're old school. You assume the worst. Prepare for the best and believe in yourself. And remember with the archetypes, that river that came out at the end, a river runs through it.
Matt Damon.
All right.
And with the wild and known tarot right now with this nine of swords, what I'm getting is I have a feeling for my collective on this portion of the reading. I'm going to be telling you what you already know to be true. this none of this should really be like what they're cheating on me which I haven't seen infidelity out here. I've seen someone who is incapable of doing the work that I feel like is so obvious uh like what needs to be done and how to do it. But for whatever reason your way isn't an option.
So good luck with that.
cuz I feel like what you're doing is working. Yeah, there's evidence of that again. Especially when it comes to loss.
This is eight of cups in reverse.
Especially when it comes to shattered dreams or whatever. Shattered dreams.
Isn't that offspring song too? Shattered um shattered dreams. Just dream again and go after those dreams. Wow.
Shattered dreams. Look at this eight of cups in reverse with this nine of swords. When these came out together, this person is in those nightmare energies. Um, wow. While you're in this state of peace, four of swords. And again, this person's like I feel like they want to know how you do it, but wow. 99 too. Uh but they don't want to admit that something you're doing is better. Again, with the whole blood, sweat, and tears, working harder, working smarter.
But what they don't see is this that you go through. You might not be literally bleeding, literally sweating, but you might be afraid, worried, holding yourself back, that you're going to fail that test, that you're going to trip on stage, that you're going to miss your line, that you're going to fail the audition, that someone is like, "You should be joining the army or some shit." You know what I'm saying? It's more than three.
You know, I I hear you. Yeah, you know, in your case, I would say it's a good it's a good problem to have, believe it or not. You know, uh quantity over quality. It's easier to tell. It's like you're playing Guess Who? The mystery face game. It's like, is your person a guy?
No.
You just cleared half the [ __ ] board.
I although I'm going to be honest, it's been a minute since I played Guess Who, I have a feeling the 2026 version, if it is allowed to be sold on the shelves and not hasn't been pulled off of the shelf like the Indian guy on the butter. Um, what's that game look like now with pronouns and everything? It's like, does your person identify as they, them, they are, or they are.
Uh, I don't know.
How can you tell? This isn't fair. Are we playing trouble, sorry, or guess who?
I don't know, man. This isn't the Milton Bradley I grew up with. I don't like this butterfly effect thing. I just want to play Twister.
Yeah, like what? I forgot the rules of this game. Uh, someone help me out. Uh, charades. Charades. Um, two words. First word sounds like pot.
Uh, but no, they got pot, you know, or whatever. No, it's like again I feel like you have tried so many ways already to get through to this energy and not not not a one of them work. All right. You say n not you saying I don't know what you saying but it sounds so good when you say it play sounds so good when you say it pimping.
I'm talking pimping since been pimping since been pimping since been pimping and someone ain't pimping no more.
They're getting pimped out. They got turned.
They spent I feel like they're all out of faith. Is with this particular deck.
When I get this four of pentacles, I get faith and like the the interwoven stuff of someone in their faith and like how it all comes together. This I'm getting cats cradle like tangled up in blue.
Wow.
Should we look that song up? Tangled Up in Blue Channel Lyrics. No, no, no. I'd rather do one I I know good enough to sing like even though I try to read it. Uh 10 of cups, but it's like I don't want it to feel like work. 10 10 of Wands. I don't want to bleed and cry.
That's so funny. 10 10. Wow, look at this. 10 10 and then look lovers in reverse. I'm going to leave that there like that. But look at that. You got judgment and you've got seven or is that six? Yeah, that's six of pentacles in reverse. Reaping the fruits of your labor. Remember when I said the obvious growth, what's working?
Mary, quite contrary. How does your garden grow? And it's like, oh, wouldn't you like to know? It ain't miracle grow.
I definitely don't spray weed killer on my [ __ ] pumpkin tips or whatever whatever this is that this guy's got spread sprouting.
It's like, okay, turn your own soil, bro. Do everything turn.
We're out of butter. Turn churn turn.
An Indian on all the butter.
under heaven. Like honestly, like again, Moon in reverse, father of wands in reverse. Someone is so mad with I feel like just how things are around them.
The problem is they're not doing anything about it.
Very, again, this is the first time I've ever even picked up on masculine energy officially. I feel like throughout this whole reading it started out with like this [ __ ] who's just like I don't know want to hear it don't want to admit it don't want to hear it don't want nothing to do nothing nada about it and this person I feel like is the one who I was mentioned earlier was positioned much better positioned to I feel like set you off in the right on the right track or whatever but sent you on the wrong path with this father of swords, ace of wands, ace of swords to confirm it. That was under that the whole time.
But again, there in this boohoo poor me, everything sucks. It's as good as it gets. And not like this is as good as it gets.
Save 20% at Bm Smokes. Link in the description box below. But no, this is as good as it gets. gross, loveless, hopeless. That's And like I I have a little joke for my collective who is like high vibrational and it's like sometimes we forget, right? like cuz there's that mountain, but it's like sometimes we get tripped up right on our path or or knocked off balance or if you're on a you're like playing Skyrim and then like you get distracted by this cave and you're like [ __ ] it. Like 1010 on the clock. It's like you already know this can go one of two ways and it's probably going to go the way you're hoping it doesn't.
Three hours go by and you get to the end of the cave. You get some random key.
You don't know where it goes. You don't even want to know. You're just glad that the cave is over and you're like, "Where was I? Oh yeah, I have to gallop across Galilee and shit." You know what I mean? But no, um it's okay. It's not too late. you know, you you saved your game or what you love you you gained experience points, right?
You're even that much better at archery now or whatever. So, it was totally worth it. Totally worth it. Um, and what you don't see is that at some point you're going to go down some other cave wandering not knowing wild and known what's at the end of it, but you know that you're not worried about what could stop you in the cave. So you you plow through it, right? And um you already have the key.
Wow. My freaking something just went and I don't even know if it was my computer or my phone. I think it was my computer, but it was a sound I've never heard before.
Black Swan event.
Oh, it was the background chakra tracks, but like it hit a it hit a note. It hit a frequency or it was like a dog whistle like I heard that.
I heard that.
So, it's like totally worth. And again, that discovery dungeon craw. Some of y'all might literally like Dungeons and Dragons or something like that. I'm going to be honest with y'all. I never played. You know why? Cuz none of my friends had the [ __ ] mental capacity or the patience or the attention span to play a full game of Monopoly, let alone not all my friends. I got some friends.
We'll get we'll fuss with some Monopoly.
But um like six-sided dices already.
Never mind a [ __ ] D4, a D6, a D8, a D10, D12, and a D100. Forget it.
the age gap between me and my sisters, you know, I was pretty much on my own with that [ __ ] Uh, but no, we got strength out here. Seven of cups in reverse, but I guarantee you, you showed me how to play.
It's game over. I'm that guy that the friends wouldn't. They would withhold how like the buttons on certain games because they already knew. like that was the only chance they had because once I found out and then that's the thing like I would maybe even let them win every now and then and not make it look like u so humiliating but it's that kind of behavior that it's like oh don't worry I'll figure it out and when I do it's like I hope you had the time of your life Because now I know how to do the [ __ ] thing in the beginning where you get the little turbo boost. Yeah. Now you're going to regret.
Now you're going to regret. Now I'm getting Billy Madison when he catches the cherry ball.
Now you're all in really big trouble.
And again, I feel like you're not doing anything, but I feel like some of y'all like you're just, you know, effortlessly throwing a cherry ball. But to your opponents, they're like little children who can't match your energy, your frequency, your strength, cuz you were built for this. you. Not only were you built for this, but this is like riding a bike to you because back when you were picking on people your own size, now you're getting bullied by people who are half your size or whatever. Strength and numbers. It's like not David and Goliath. I'm getting the opposite. Like Goliver's travels. That's what I'm getting. How many times do we get David and Goliath out here? No, now you got Goliver's travels. 12:44 on the clock.
Wow, look at that. Goliver's travels.
Remember they pinned him down? You got all these little [ __ ] dudes that you could just squash with your shoe.
Fifi fo I smell the blood of an Englishman.
You're the [ __ ] giant at the top of the beantock. Yo, and this little Jack be nimble. Jack be quick is Have you ever seen y'all ever read that real story?
Jack's a piece of [ __ ] fool.
It wasn't about having faith and selling the thing and believing in the magic beans. No, that was the Disney one with Mickey Mouse. That's cuz you like Oh, boy. You're not going to go there, are you? I've been waiting for everyone to know the truth about this story, Johnny.
Should I tell him, Mickey, do I do I need to sign a non-disclosure agreement?
No. Go for it. The morbid ass story.
People need to know what it really means. Well, no. He did gamble the goat for some magic ass, black magic ass beans. And when they worked, he went up the thing.
And then the harp, remember the siren earlier? The harp was like the alarm. It was his love or whatever, trying to warn the giant that. And then the the harp saw that Jack was in need and gave them something to go feed because he was like, I you know, here's my situation. My mom is dying or whatever. I don't have anything. And the angel, the heart blessed Jack with abundance, took it back, and they became greedy. And the mother kept sending Jack back to take take. The angel harp kept a secret from the giant knowing that the giant would feed five faux f probably turn him into a little teabag for his coffee that morning or whatever.
Pearl jam, I love you already. Sarah, welcome.
I love Pearl Jam and 10 Pro Jam 10 even though thoughts arrived like butterfly effect.
Um Oh, we don't know.
So he chases you away. Yeah.
I'm just letting you know. Um again with that father of pentacles in reverse he don't know so he chases you away the devil in reverse they refuse to see their it's okay to be imperfect.
That's what's getting so gross about this energy that it's like who are you trying to fool again with this lion and the flower like trying to show you love and it's like what tough love? Is that what you're calling? Like you doing this for my own good? You trying to teach me a lesson?
What are you my dad? What are you my mom?
And even if they are, what are you five?
You might have been born at night, but I'm pretty sure you weren't born last night.
If anything, you're still alive, right? And it's like, what? You've survived. They don't want to [ __ ] They don't want to hear it.
Now I'm hearing Jeremy.
I remember picking on the boy that could have been you seemed a harmless little [ __ ] leashed a lion bash his teeth a bit the recess lady's breast recessed lady's breast remember Billy Madison now you're all in big trouble recess lady's breast how could I forget and he hit me with a surprise eyes left hurting. Ooh, drop wide open. Just like the day, just like the day I heard, daddy couldn't give affection.
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear.
King Jeremy the wicked.
Oh w his world.
Wicked tongues insult and hate you all because of me. Blessed, blessed are you.
I mean, am I right, collective? That's what I've come to understand. That Jesus don't give up on you. And if this person has so much [ __ ] faith, then why do they look so hopeless? Faith in what?
Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hours close at hand. Those are very two different tens.
Goblins search in search of blood to terrorize the neighborhood.
But I feel like you can't be terrorized.
You've been through that [ __ ] already.
Thrill or night. You're like thrill. No.
You know what thrill I have?
knowing when that lightning is gonna strike. And again, I feel like it's because you have patience on I feel like some of y'all again have I'm getting Willy Wonka again. Great glass elevator like at the very end of the movie. For those of you who have only seen the movie though, oh Charlie, we have so little to do and so much time. I can't wait to get started.
Your work is just now about to start.
Are you ready to start living for your work?
As for the naysayers, they're only naysayers because you finally stood up for yourself and they keep saying, "No, that's not how you do it." Even though you've got evidence, my phone just made another dinging noise.
This is no longer you. They feel your distance.
And now it's hitting them hard. Good.
And it's about goddamn time. That was your reading.
Speaking of all the time in the world, regardless of your infinite timeline that you have going on right now, I feel like they are still a day late in a dollar short. They missed all the trailers of this movie. They missed the opening credits and they're like, "This is a stupid movie." But they've missed the [ __ ] opening scene which set the the standard, the tone, the vibe of the whole movie. They were confused the whole time. They thought they know how it would end, but no, the spin was just way too complicated and they're like, "That was stupid."
No, we talked today about knowledge, wisdom that you have been unearthing, that you have been studying, that you have been researching and developing, and then putting it to the test, putting it to work, trying it. Whether it's process of elimination, seeing what doesn't work, you've been experimenting like a [ __ ] scientist.
Proud of you.
Um, let's see.
10:23 on the clock. That's one, two, three. And the [ __ ] place to be. What do we say about there's knowledge and then there's wisdom. You can memorize something, believe it up, down, left, right. Think you know what it is. Lean not on your own understanding. Because if this guy knew a good thing when he saw it and you're as doing as good as you are, you know, with the whole success situation, abundant situation again, the Mario brother whose toilet don't flush and he calls himself a plumber.
Not today plumber.
I'm not calling that guy again. You know, every time he comes, like the toilet leaks even more than before. Now the washer's flooding and now the basement we got to call Rotorooer to come in and yeah, I'm done. like it's you're starting to realize that the the ends are not worth the means and the energy behind well having to deal with that that person over on the other end of the phone when you're calling Verizon wondering why your bill is not consistent and that you know even though you've been giving them the benefit of the doubt and you just you don't want the effort you've been doing to just kind of get things back on track or the way they were the way they're supposed to be is just resulting in again more frustration. So you let it go. You no longer chasing waterfalls. If anything, it's like, "Oh, I'll just pour this in here with the rest of the fresh water or salt water." Either way, if you pour salt water into fresh water, assuming it's not a fish tank, I feel like it would clean out the salt, make it fresh water. If you put the fresh water into salt water, I have a feeling it would convert the fresh water into salt water.
not dilute salt water. It homogenizes becomes one. It's not like oil and water. That's different. No, someone their approach or something doesn't work. Yours not only works, but I feel like it's effective. Two birds, one stone, more efficient.
And again, you feel like it can still be improved. What's crazy is this person is like, "Must be nice to have everything just handed to you." And you're like, "Well, not from you.
Must be nice."
What is this, Game of Thrones? You think I killed someone to get here cuz I saw my uncle sleeping with my auntie? No, that's not what this is.
Why you sleeping with auntie? Whatever.
Is that what's going on here? cuz I'm happy and you're telling me I need to do this, I need to do that, I should do this, I should do that. But look at my results.
You can't argue with success.
And that's what pisses them off even more. You're just like, "Hold my beer."
When they try to send you some sort of dead end, you're like, "It's good."
Because it's like for you, you've been through this so many times. This isn't your first rodeo. In fact, you're ready for another rodeo.
You're like saving shot glasses from all the rodeos you've been to. You know what I mean? You're like, I used to live in Oklahoma. That's you know how close that is to Lakeside and Santi. You think I never been to a rodeo? How partner? I live in Texas. I never been to a road. I even shop on Rodeo Drive once, you know.
I sold that, you know. Pick some [ __ ] at that for a little bit. to see what sticks. You know, you know, don't don't think that just cuz I sound like some southern hillbilly that I'm some unintelligent didn't take summer school Saturday breakfast club assocular point zero period have an ass [ __ ] All right. All right.
Okay. Not my That's right. Not the mama.
Yeah. These dinosaurs don't know nothing about mama. As we can see to today, today's Today's reading was all about divine feminine. Someone don't know what divine feminine if it ran up and slapped them in the goddamn face. And it's probably because I don't know if a woman has ever had the balls.
Hopefully, you know, cuz I don't like I like I like a little tomboy in my girl.
Like, if she looks cuter in my hat or my shirt than me, it's like you win. You win. It's your shirt now.
Um it's your hat now.
Um I just I feel like someone's always competing and they can't compete where they don't compare.
And although they might have felt comfortable in a toxic situation now that they've settled for so long and I feel like at some point they thought there was going to be some sort of ending to this.
But it's almost like they're faking the funk in order to get some sort of outcome. But since that outcome is not happening anymore, they're just faking the funk 24/7 like a wax apple just trying to be a real ass fruit. And it's like at this point they wish there was a worm. And then it would just make them feel better. Like even if it was a tape worm, at least I know I'm alive and I have an appetite.
But this makes me lose my appetite. This energy we're in right now. And so I if you're dealing with this energy, I understand if you want like breath miser gun sticking into my hip.
Hey, Ace. You got any more of that gum?
Ace? That's none of your goddamn business, Dan. Uh, let's close the poll, shall we?
Personal.
I know all there is to know about the crying game.
Um, I'm not even trying that hard still.
That's Isn't that great, VIP?
And that's like, did I do that? It's like you try not to do too much because you already know it can have devastating. You don't want to knock over their Jenga tower, you know? You want this game to last a little bit.
Like again, like when I know all the controls to like the fighting game you want to try to beat me at, you know what I mean? It's like, wait, wait. This is Mortal Kombat. I never played Mortal Kombat 13, but um if the controls are similar, I have a feeling you're going to lose this fight.
How long did you You got this for Christmas. Oh, then you should beat my ass, right? Yeah, you should beat my ass. You want to pick my character?
>> I won't be Scorpion. I promise.
Again, I'm not even trying that hard, but still winning. Oh, >> friendship. Friendship.
Is that good? Is toasty good? Is that Did I break it?
>> Why did you start pulling away is what the poll asked. Wow, this is best poll outcome we've had in a long time since my old channel. 100 on the Zelda game and watch spirit said for real for real and 17 that's our cue. That's how many people participated. So, thank y'all and it's a very well well broadcasted like not anyone kind of dove into one specific.
Sometimes it's like kind of weighed and you can see where you guys are at.
I thought you guys are all over the place, but it's just meant to self-reflect.
And guys, let me know if this reading helped. I I hope it did. Uh I know sometimes I might come off disingenuous or disingenuine.
Check the spelling. But um honestly, I feel like my intentions are good and although the road to hell is paid with good intentions. I mean, I know that sometimes my bedside manner can be a little not the best, but um depending on where you're at in your journey, I feel like if we are meeting today or whenever you see this, there's no better time to realize that you're up against David and Goliath. But no, Oliver's travels, [ __ ] Um so, if this reading did help you in any way, shape, or form, please don't make me beg. Just let me know. But I already know. That's what I'm saying. I just want confirmation of what I already know to be true. Uh, but what did you start pulling away? And again, you guys are brave for again even attempting it. Just shows how far and self-aware you are.
You know what I'm saying? But 17 votes, that's our Q. Uh, 101 on this other game. And watch.
So again, this ain't your first rodeo.
This is like advanced placement or advanced class on this since you have nothing to worry about and you know you got the time on your hands. Is it raining? Is it pouring?
Why did you start pulling away?
76 the majority of y'all 76% said protecting my peace. Well, that's a really good reason for some who are early in the healing game. That's a good excuse, but the best excuse to have to pull away, right? For your own good. That's what's up. And that means you that's assuming you have achieved or can achieve peace and are recognizing what is again causing interference of that frequency. Like if your your piece is a clear radio signal and that song coming in crystal clear, no white noise.
If this energy is bunny ears and it makes the signal more clear, it's aligned.
Uh why did you start pulling away? Needing clarity, says 12%. And good for you for not chasing answers because of it's by getting pulling away that we get that clarity. So again, high five. Even if you don't have the clarity, good for you cuz it will be it will come. That's the next logical thing according to my speculations.
Why did you start pulling away? 6% said feeling undervalued.
Sucks, right?
At least you hopefully know by now that it's nothing you did or could have done better. You did your best. That's all we can that's all anyone could ever ask or expect of us. The thing is when we expect more of ourselves and you we overestimate others and they underestimate us and then you finally realize that you know maybe I'm not the best at what I do. That's okay.
If anything, what else are you going to strive for? This person that we keep picking up thinks they're the bee's knees, but this bee is like on crutches or something. It's like that's some [ __ ] weak ass knees for for some bee with some good knees. How you ever going to pollinate?
That's pretty important. You know, that's your purpose.
Weak knees.
um feeling undervalued sucks and it's the best way to kind of find your value and then the other 6%. So it's interesting how the majority was 76% 12 was the needing clarity and the six and six half of 12 right so it's like breaking it half and half and half equal dividends ends making ends meet minced meat 6% said feeling undervalued but the other 6% said tired tired of chasing.
Good for you. Chase your dreams, your goals that people think are ridiculous.
How else do you think we have all these things like who's corner and the people pooing in the corner and you know that's what those do best.
So, um, don't you [ __ ] forget it, collective, cuz I'm not going to always be here to shake pom poms. And to be honest, I I hate cheerleading.
I like lifting you up. Yeah. Love lifts us up where we belong.
Right. But um my sister was a cheerleader, Charger alumni even. Go Chargers.
But um you know, Qualcomm Stadium, whatever.
Like they're in Los Angeles now. So bye-bye Bolts.
But um how about them padres?
I mean am I right compadre?
You all know what time it is.
>> Ancient Chinese secret. That's right. I ain't done with you yet.
You ain't getting out of here that easy.
Oh, this one smashed to bits. That's okay.
It's the thought that counts, right?
And again, I feel like that's something like that's this person would say, but I feel like they don't understand what that means. And that's just one small example of someone who thinks they could quote the Bible a lot and then be a super hypocrite when it comes to some of those things. That's something that me raised as a Catholic or Christian or who knows. It depends on which version of that Bible that we're reading or whatever.
Uh 107 on the clock. Even if you're like, I'm Christian, it's like, oh yeah, which version of the Bible you read.
That seems like 13 of those and they're all missing a lot of books and pages.
107 on the Zelda game I watch. Which which is which? You know where? Don't even get me started. There's that six of pentacles again. Let's go off the middle.
Oh yeah, someone's lacking information and lacking what it takes to put two and two together. I feel like you are Please don't ever stop learning, collective. Don't ever stop loving.
Don't ever stop giving. And don't you ever stop shutting yourself off to receive because I feel like that's exactly what this energy was threatening you from receiving your God ordained blessings because a projectile vomit their shattered gross Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and is pretending to be put together. But all the king's horses and all the king's men is somewhere else.
ancient Chinese secret and open sesame.
But again, it's like already smashed open for everyone to see. And I feel like this is their energy.
And because you're no longer trying to keep it together for this person who can't hold together, you know, and I feel like the energy you send them is like maybe you don't have to be all perfect, but no, they insist.
So, keep up the great work.
They seem to know what they're doing, right?
Thank you, Goldie. Thank you, VIP. You guys are awesome. Thank you, Jennifer.
Hold on.
We're not done with it. Wow. This is learn Chinese. And I was say, thank you.
I'm like, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Uh, that's not how we do it. I was going to say this is the way. And then the Mandarin. Mandarin. And it made me think of Mandalorian.
The mandal the Mandalorian orange.
Mandarin oranges are good in in Asian salads. That's the only time you'll see me put tangerines in the [ __ ] It's a tangerine. All right. Mandarin. Sounds like you're pronouncing a instrument wrong.
The mandolin. That made me think of Puff Daddy again. You ever seen a brother play a mandolin?
God, I hope I don't have dreams of Puff Daddy playing a mandolin. And I and I feel sorry for the women who do have that as a memory.
Little Kim the queen be uh learn Chinese Mandarin is the way ganju ganju is mandu.
When life hands you ganjws make Asian salad ganju is mandarin. It could also be, you know, Mandarin the language, but wouldn't that just be Mandarin?
Ganonju. I don't know. It got me ganju, too.
Uh, lucky numbers are 26, 5,7. Weird cuz that's 567, but 26 57 45 31. See, that's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 just all jumbled up and segregated incorrectly and 46 which seems out of place to be honest. Um cuz everything else is only mentioned once.
1 2 3 4 5 and six and seven. No, I take that back. Five is mentioned twice and six is mentioned twice. So that's 11 and four is mentioned twice. So four, five and six.
Four, five, six are all mentioned twice.
So you and someone else could have been through the same kind of New Testament could maybe share the same Old Testament, but what you're building moving forward, you know, chapter three, every good story's got a trilogy.
I mean, am I right?
Um, you're writing your next chapter, the next testament, and you are a testament to maybe some other people's. You're an inspiration to others. That's what they are finding out in their book of Revelations.
Revolutions. We talked about you spin me right round, baby. Right round. We talked about evolution. Now we're talking about never mind evolution.
Revolve.
Revol revolver.
Red Dead Revolver. Red Dead Revolver is for you young bucks who think Red Dead Redemption was the first Red Dead Redemption of Red Dead Redemption 2. It was actually a remake.
It's so weird. I feel so old sometimes when I tell you guys about things like, "Do you even know what Red Dead Revolver is?" And now that's making me think of Velvet Revolver, which isn't that [ __ ] Rolling Stones do it earlier.
It's all connected, you know, right?
Burns like a red coal carpet.
Bad moon lost its way. And this is the way 26 from the number from the top. Those numbers are 26 55 7. No, not 55 from the top. I want you guys to pay attention to this cuz again 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 26 5 7 45 31 and 46.
That makes 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 with duplicates on four five six. Not one number is unused in that kind of full house.
Your Wednesday, Wed Ned's day. We weeds. Weeds. You in the weeds. Weeds day. I only say that because there's Thursday, Friday, Saturn day.
I personally take off Sunday and moon day. That's my Sabbath, the beginning and the end, the alpha and the omega. That's just me personally. I get to I'm so blessed. I get to create my own schedule. Um above so below.
Again, it's fun, right? They're like, "Oh, it's Saturday. Saturday is a Sabbath, the Sabbat. Saturn day is.
That's when we should be resting on the day where we worship Saturn." And some people like, "No, it's Sunday when we worship Rah, the sun god." And moonday is like maybe I'm the Sabbath.
In the beginning, there was darkness, right?
First sentence in the [ __ ] first page of regardless of what book you pick up that's called a Bible, the basic instructions before leaving Earth. First page, first sentence. Could that be where this story ends?
Darkness.
Don't forget to bring a flashlight. Your Wednesday will bring you a pleasant surprise from a loved one. Hump day.
Weeds day.
Can't be hump day by yourself. Unless, of course, you're going to, I don't know, hump this mug or whatever. Get your own mug at the tarot zone. Zone zone. Zone. Where is that you ask? I know you were going to ask before you guys roll out.
>> Let's roll.
>> Now that you're all transformed and it's becoming automatic autobot that you put that [ __ ] on cruise control.
It's not a mirage.
You can see it, touch it, feel it.
Right. Well, scan this QR code and that will take you to the tarot zone. Zone zone zone. It's a real place that people enter and don't ever leave. So be so enter at your own risk or whatever. But um that's the official Johnny Arcade headquarters. That's where you can get your own Johnny Arcade Tarot deck.
That's where you can get these 3D shadow boxes. I make these by hand. These are all handcrafted, designed. They came out of my brain and into the real world. And so far we have 13 designs available. There's that death again always creeping up. 13 books, 13 versions of the Bible, 13 different shadow boxes. They're designed to help you with shadow work with all the different layers that it is. It's not easy. No one wakes up and is like, "Oh, do shadow work today. I mean, I feel like I'm the only one who does that cuz it's fun." Um, and anyways, it's to help you with your shadow work. Check it out.
I make these by hand. They're handcrafted, handdesigned. It was an idea I had that evolved into what it is now. And thank you all who have supported. Some of y'all in in here have a couple. Thank you all. And $5 from each shadow box, $5 from each Johnny Arcade Tarot deck goes to stop child trafficking and proceeds from all my other merch in the shop. New embroidery available in the shop if you know what I'm saying. um goes to uh job trafficing goes towards and and just so you guys know the donations we've made so far. I don't plan on just sticking with one organization, but we have made together as a a group. And even if you're just liking, sharing, subscribing, you're helping that you're helping us uh make a difference. And um but no, we have already done three donations in the past with our previous channel. We're starting over uh to ourrescue.org.
Operation Underground Railroad.org which is um what's the fella's name? Um the dude from Sound of Freedom. Uh it's his organization and uh that movie is a big part of my own journey on a personal level which we don't need to get into today. But it is kind of the Jim Kavisio, the guy who plays Jesus and uh Passions of the Christ, you know, it's all coincidence. But um that's where we have so far donated on three occasions and you guys have made that possible. So thank you. Um yeah, your Wednesday hump day will bring you a pleasant surprise from a loved one. Now, what is your definition of love? If it's the same as mine, we can't define it really. So, it should be a good message. And right when you need it, maybe. Tomorrow is hump day. [ __ ] it's hump day in about an hour and I don't know, 12 minutes. I can't do math right now. I've already done way too much Damatria for one night. I love you guys. I need to I need to erase and and smudge and everything.
But yeah, guys, check out the affiliate codes and whatnot because uh portion of my own all the proceeds I make from any affiliate codes you guys use to save your money like 35% off at 80s TE's. Uh don't forget to use the the coupon code ARC35 at checkout to secure your discount. 10% of all my earnings I personally donate to the same cause.
Right? So whether you're saving money on shirts, printed graphic TE's, whether you're saving 20% or 30% on orders $99 or more at Otter Spirit, the otter get a dollar for each bracelet, the children get 10% of my earnings. Um, and then save 20% at Bay Smokes. Who would have thought one day you'd get legal pot sent to your doorstep, fire a free ETH from your plug cuz you know who does that?
This guy. And then gives proceeds from that. Proceeds.
Look, I don't like six or stems, but I am. And I'm pro-life all the way, but more pro-choice. Like we don't all those things are circumstantial but proceeds in your weeds when the proceeds go to the kids.
Now those are some good seeds.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but but the weeds in your weed bro they gots to go. Um that was really good actually. Bars I forget sometimes.
Way to go Johnny. Um, again, your Wednesday will bring you a pleasant surprise from a loved one. And guys, my least favorite part, but still a good part of my uh reading is saying just how much I want you to know that if you ain't heard it today, know that you are awesome. You got at least one dude out there praying for you. And God bless you and your beautiful families. I'll see you on the next one, collective. helping going working walking backwards and undoing what we have accomplished here today. Let's go ahead and see what we got going on, y'all.
Let's see.
You guys are so awesome. What a great all things considered. It's pretty slow in the chat. I'm used to that, but I feel like we got a lot of newcomers.
Pearl Jam Assara, Shauna J, Angela Blue, Michelle Pagliachi, Empress St. Clair, VIP Cappy, Jennifer Miller, Goldilocks as us. It is always a pleasure. Pleasure is all mine. I love you guys. Stay tuned. We'll have another live here coming up for you. Don't worry, I won't tease you too bad. You'll see the upcoming kind of thing 121 on the Zelda game and watch. Hangman.
>> Wow. The choice is yours. The power is yours.
Then clan, he's a hero. I love you guys.
I'll see you on the next one. Hey.
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