The Best Odd One Outs of All Time!

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[00:00:00]Time now for the odd one out round. Just one between you this week. And the four are A, B, C, and D.

[00:00:11]You've got four blank faces. You cannot see who they are. You're not allowed to know who they are. They may or may not have done something with ladies who are not their wives. One of them definitely doesn't rhyme with uh even though he's a footballer. and uh one of them might call the police.

[00:00:32]>> I'm sitting here next to a Conservative MP who's trying to break a series of super injunctions.

[00:00:39]>> I'm absolutely appalled.

[00:00:42]These gentlemen are perfectly entitled to privacy. They may have slept with a bunch of slappers, all of them, without telling their wives, but that is entirely their own affair. Whether they run banks or play football or act in popular television shows, it's none of your business.

[00:00:59]>> Absolutely none of your business.

[00:01:00]>> Or have columns in newspapers really or indeed edit private eye any of it.

[00:01:07]>> Four people who are very disappointed at a photo me booth.

[00:01:12]The >> answer is there is an odd one out, but for legal reasons, we can't tell you which one or why.

[00:01:18]Theoretically, might the odd one out be Sir Fred Goodwin because he was named by my colleague John Hemi in the House of Commons as being the subject of a superjunction. And because he said it, I can report that he said it. Whether or not he was right, who's to say?

[00:01:34]>> I do. You >> I have no idea.

[00:01:37]>> Yeah, it was him.

[00:01:38]>> He could have made it up out of thin air.

[00:01:40]>> No, no, he he tried to get a super injunction.

[00:01:44]>> I didn't say that.

[00:01:46]I did though.

[00:01:48]>> Just to put a bit of flesh on these rather vague bones.

[00:01:50]>> Yeah. Just tell us who they are.

[00:01:51]>> Yeah.

[00:01:53]>> Mr. Justice Edy, who has been at the center of the most recent privacy cases, issued uh an unprecedented injunction to a TV star on Wednesday. What was it?

[00:02:01]>> It was that no one could ever publish a photograph involving this person ever again in any domain in the whole world ever.

[00:02:09]>> Absolutely.

[00:02:09]>> And nobody could mention it to their work colleagues. that there had to be total and utter privacy throughout the galaxy.

[00:02:17]>> So until time literally ends and Dr. Brian Cox goes, >> "No, >> it's not the galaxy. He issued an injunction against the world.

[00:02:27]>> Judges are making up privacy law as they see fit. We don't have a proper privacy law, which you lot in parliament should have got round to, but you haven't. Um, and it's time you did to stop judges just making it up as they go along because they inevitably balance um freedom um of the individual privacy against the press's freedom of expression. And obviously in the case of a load of slappers and footballers, it's pretty arguable. But one day a proper case will come along where we need to know what's happening and we won't be able to because these stupid injunctions.

[00:02:59]>> What are the consequences of us breaking these rules? Like if I know who one of these people is and I what would happen to me, right?

[00:03:07]>> You'd go to jail.

[00:03:08]>> You'd get the uh you get the question right first.

[00:03:10]>> Yeah.

[00:03:11]>> So there's a point in it.

[00:03:12]>> So already you're a winner. The point.

[00:03:14]Yes.

[00:03:15]>> And then it's not it's not great after that. But don't let's just short >> focus on the game.

[00:03:19]>> Focus on the game in question. Let's just get this done and then worry about your future after.

[00:03:25]>> Odd one out is the name of the game and Paul's the name of the contestant. His bunch uh consisting of Swampy. Oh, >> Eric Cantina. A >> the Spice Girls.

[00:03:35]>> Oh, >> and turmeric.

[00:03:41]>> Um, is the referee saying to Canon, um, look, that's how I shave under my armpits like that.

[00:03:47]>> No, I don't know why I bothered saying that.

[00:03:50]>> Uh, Swampy's got a tree growing out of his head.

[00:03:53]>> I don't know why I bother saying that. I go for three in a row.

[00:03:59]I can't think of anything that's not funny.

[00:04:12]>> Over to you, Angus. YEAH.

[00:04:22]>> Is it a swampier count and the Spice Girls have all been registered as trademarks? Would you like to elaborate at all on that?

[00:04:28]>> Yes. Um, the tum tumeric was it is the only one that's not been registered as a trademark. The other three have.

[00:04:34]>> Yes.

[00:04:36]>> When I said elaborate, I meant more elaborate rather than just repeat.

[00:04:40]>> Well, Spice Girls must have because this is a new thing now, trademarking your name.

[00:04:45]They must have done that. Um, I know Eric Canard did it. They must have done it and somebody must have trademarked Swampy's name or he's trademarked it himself or whatever. So turmeric is the odd one out because it hasn't been trademarked because it's it can't trademark itself because it's just a spice.

[00:05:02]It's not a sentient being. You see, >> can't you can't walk into the patent office and say, "I'd like to trademark myself >> because it's a spice. It's powder." How much more elaboration would you like?

[00:05:14]>> That's uh it's quite sufficient. Thank you. I think we've reached the end of the tape now. So there's no >> Is that right?

[00:05:20]>> Uh um yes, unfortunately. Uh, it was absolutely correct.

[00:05:25]>> Yes.

[00:05:30]>> Time now for the odd one out round. Just one between the two teams this week. Tim Henman, the Kismot Killer Curry, Ken Livingston, and Suti.

[00:05:44]>> Just to break the silence, I thought I'd press the buzzer. Um, like everybody else here, I have no idea. Um, is it SI was always asking what did you say? Ken appears to be a bit deaf. Tim saying did you say come on Tim and that curry makes you deaf.

[00:06:03]>> Well, that's the worst answer this program's ever asked ever on anything. I think any any answer any in the history of man. Give him the points.

[00:06:11]>> It's sheer inanity.

[00:06:13]>> Unfortunately, it's not true.

[00:06:14]>> Not true.

[00:06:15]>> It's not the right answer.

[00:06:16]>> How can it not be true?

[00:06:18]Sie is always saying, "What did you say?" Maybe dead. Tim can't hear people saying, "Come on, Tim." So, the curry is the odd one out. He's not a glove puff.

[00:06:29]It wasn't married. London has never played tennis at Wimbledon.

[00:06:32]>> More you say, actually, more convincing sounds. Absolutely.

[00:06:35]>> And what was your answer? I don't know.

[00:06:38]>> It was still better than that one.

[00:06:41]>> That's true. Can you give us a clue?

[00:06:43]>> It's something to do with things going wrong in your body. What might a very very very hot curry do to you?

[00:06:50]>> Diarrhea.

[00:06:51]>> Yes.

[00:06:51]>> Oh, how unpleasant.

[00:06:52]>> Well, not really bad.

[00:06:53]>> Well, Sy's clearly the odd one out then, isn't it?

[00:06:57]>> If he isn't, I feel sorry for the person that's operating it.

[00:07:01]>> I I at the back of my mind that Sy threw a pizza at somebody.

[00:07:05]>> He did.

[00:07:05]>> Paul Daniels.

[00:07:06]>> Paul Daniels.

[00:07:07]>> And it hurt his eye and he had to go to hospital.

[00:07:09]>> What type of pizza?

[00:07:11]>> Sharp pizza.

[00:07:13]>> Pepperoni and razor BLADE PIZZA.

[00:07:17]TIM HENMAN'S the odd one out.

[00:07:19]>> Tim Henman is the odd one out.

[00:07:21]>> But why?

[00:07:22]>> Because I said everybody else and that was wrong.

[00:07:25]>> You got very close. Yes.

[00:07:26]>> Someone went to hospital after a frackard party with Ken.

[00:07:29]>> No, he fell down some steps, didn't he?

[00:07:31]>> It's got to be food based though. So, did he fall down some steps and accidentally throw a pasty at someone?

[00:07:36]>> It's not a someone, it's an animal.

[00:07:39]>> Did he throw a bun at A LEMUR?

[00:07:44]THAT'S not far off the answer.

[00:07:46]>> A donut at a swan.

[00:07:52]>> That's good cuz you can get it around his neck. Like >> we better tell us.

[00:07:58]>> I will tell you. You were right. Tim Henman is the odd one out. They've all caused someone to be hospitalized. Apart from Tim Henman, who merely caused Jack Duckworth actor Bill Tammy to extend his stay in hospital.

[00:08:12]Tim Henman's 2007 Wimbledon performance caused Bill to have a heart attack. Bill told the Daily Mirror, "I remember sitting in my hospital bed watching Tim Henman playing at Wimbledon. I was shouting at the telly saying, "That's crap." And a nurse came running in to see if I was okay. "I'm fine," I said.

[00:08:28]"I'm just watching this pillock Tim Henman."

[00:08:31]Two contestants in a curry eating contest at the Kismot Curry House in Edinburgh were hospitalized after suffering a violent reaction to the Kismot killer curry. According to the Daily Mail, they were left writhing on the floor in agony, vomiting, and fainting. That's called a night out in Edinburgh.

[00:08:50]One of the victims, curiously named Curry Kim, described the Kismot Killer Curry experience. It felt like I was being chainsawed in the stomach with hot sauce on the chainsaw.

[00:09:05]>> Yeah, that would make it worse, wouldn't it?

[00:09:08]being stabbed with a knife that been dipped in barbecue sauce.

[00:09:12]>> The worst thing for her was that she only came second.

[00:09:15]>> No, she said the woman who won ate the last bowl in 4 seconds and then ran outside to be sick, whereas I didn't.

[00:09:20]So, I've learned I should have had a game plan like that. How did the sun cover the story?

[00:09:25]>> Carry on vomiting.

[00:09:28]>> That's good.

[00:09:28]>> Vinder break.

[00:09:32]>> Curry woman runs outside and vomits in brackets. She has massive tits.

[00:09:40]>> They went with the headline, dial nan nan nan.

[00:09:47]>> It was revealed this week that Ken Livingston contributed to the hospitalization of Guy the Gorilla from London Zoo.

[00:09:55]>> Oh, was he feeding him illegal bananas or something like that?

[00:09:58]>> Well, Ken explains, "I loved Guy the Gorilla, sometimes throwing him a bar of milk chocolate, which he would delicately unwrap and slowly eat. 15 years later when he died under anesthetic while having dental work, I felt guilty.

[00:10:11]>> Why was he doing the operation?

[00:10:14]>> I like your initial suggestion that he was feeding him illegal bananas.

[00:10:18]>> Yeah, exactly.

[00:10:20]>> K's got a massive stash of illegal bananas. Go get rid of these somewhere.

[00:10:25]>> And according to the son, Paul Daniels was hospitalized this summer after Suti smashed him in the face with a pizza.

[00:10:32]Man, who can blame him?

[00:10:36]The incident led to a huge debate on Twitter, which according to the Mail was fueled by a fake Suti account. Well, as opposed to the real SUI account, where Suty lets his fans know what he really thinks.

[00:10:50]Ian, your four-way split comprises Monica Lewinsky, Tiny Roland, Camila Parker Bowls, and Linda Trip. I think this is a tape question about being taped. Um Monica Lewinsky was taped by Linda Trip. Um she pretended to be her friend and said, "Tell us about the president. What did you get up to?" And Monica did. Um Camila Parker Bols was taped talking to Charles, the Prince of Wales. Tiny Roland was taped talking to Al Fied by Fed in which Fed talked about the size of his genitals. So they were all they were all taped except Linda Trip who did the taping >> is a perfect answer. Well done.

[00:11:38]>> I'm surprised you gave me this one.

[00:11:39]>> Why?

[00:11:40]>> Boris was caught on tape as well.

[00:11:42]>> Richly comic. Yes. I say >> what was that?

[00:11:49]>> I said no. Good point.

[00:11:52]>> Yeah.

[00:11:53]He said, "Ha haha, richly comic," >> which it jolly well was.

[00:11:58]>> What were you recorded saying?

[00:12:00]>> I honestly I don't remember.

[00:12:02]>> I do.

[00:12:07]>> Boris was on tape talking to Das Guppy.

[00:12:10]His >> a very great man. I don't want to be totally stitched up here. I >> What you want and what you don't want.

[00:12:17]>> No, he was a school friend, wasn't he?

[00:12:19]>> A great chap. Yeah.

[00:12:20]>> And a great chap despite being a convicted fraudster. Convicted fraudster. Convicted fraud. Went very, very sadly wrong. Yeah. Major goof.

[00:12:27]>> And one of the ways he went wrong is ringing you up on tape and suggesting that you help him beat up a journalist who was looking into him.

[00:12:35]>> That did come up.

[00:12:39]I I won't deny that did come up. That I I think I don't think I've ever commented on this before, so I better watch my words very carefully. That did come up. That did come up. It's perfectly true that Das and I had a long and rambling conversation which took in many heroes of many military heroes that Das admired RML hence major goof that you mentioned just now >> and since you choose to bring up this unhappy episode I won't I won't deny a word of it. I won't I I'm not ashamed of it. I did discuss how >> you sound like George Michael. You're not ashamed of it. What are you not ashamed of though, Boris?

[00:13:18]>> Whatever there is not to be ashamed of.

[00:13:22]>> No, that's >> He was trying to get the address of this journalist out of you, wasn't he?

[00:13:26]>> Yes. And owing to my great incompetence as a journalist, I wasn't able to provide it.

[00:13:33]>> So, the journalist didn't get beaten up in the end, but no thanks to you.

[00:13:37]>> I suppose you could say it was thanks to me that he didn't get beaten up >> because you didn't do what you told your mates you'd do.

[00:13:42]>> But that seems to be perfectly reasonable. I suppose I suppose Yeah. Didn't you go to university with him?

[00:13:47]>> I did. He was at my college.

[00:13:49]>> Well, what are you talking about then?

[00:13:51]>> I wasn't a friend of his.

[00:13:55]>> I'm sorry. I never made his acquaintance. Don't you do how pushy it got?

[00:14:08]>> That's a lovely impression you have.

[00:14:10]>> That's you. That's you. I went to Oxford. completely knew them walk through the quad angle with their motor boards on.

[00:14:19]>> So where's the Darius or Das now then?

[00:14:21]>> Dary, >> where does he live now?

[00:14:25]>> I don't know where he is now. I don't know where he's lives in North House, doesn't he?

[00:14:29]>> Look, I don't know what been you better.

[00:14:33]>> I'm way out of my depth here. I've been totally stitched up. I want it on the record. I I walked straight into a massive elephant trap. I should have spotted This man is this man. He mustn't This man, you mustn't actually This man is quoting verbatim a conversation I had on the phone sort of 10 years ago or something.

[00:14:55]>> Yeah, cuz it's a terribly funny transcript which I have a copy of >> and I rewritten my magazine whenever humanly possible. Usually when you've made some right-wing speech about law and order and I try and remind that you're involved about law and order.

[00:15:12]>> Hit him.

[00:15:12]>> Well, you should have done. You're a Tory candidate. Hit him. I might. I might. Well, I might.