Vtubers are getting exposed..

Added: 2026-05-24

[00:00:07]It has been a little bit. Uh, for those that don't know over on YouTube and people missing out and stuff on Twitch, I had a terrible move. Um, but I'm okay now. I'm in my new place. I'm chilling.

[00:00:21]I might sound a little bit weird and different. Yes. Um, yeah. We're going to look at some smugglers. See what the smugglers are up to today. All right.

[00:00:30]Let's go. Alana trying to leave Germany.

[00:00:32]Colorized. A polar fox escaped from a small zoo in Germany but got tired on the way. A zookeeper took him back.

[00:00:42]Wait, that's accurate though. I'm so exhausted from my move right now.

[00:00:49]I actually got so tired. I was unpacking one of my boxes for the kitchen and I was like, "Wait a minute. I'm really sleepy." And I laid down on the couch and I passed out for two hours. Dude, I don't do that to you, bro. Someone quickly SEND HER BACK. NO, NO, DON'T DO IT. YO, Blitz Book Bastard.

[00:01:09]Thank you little five, by the way. I really appreciate it. Yeah, it's a lot, man. This is actually a funny thing that happened to my dog, too. He got off leash. He wiggled out of his leash. It was when he was kind of like a puppy. I think he was maybe like under a year old. He broke off and he kept running around the neighborhood and making me chase after him. And at one point he literally took a dump on someone's lawn and I was like, "Bro." And then he like got tired and then he stood still and he I managed to reh harness him and I'm like, "You [ __ ] You took a dump on someone's lawn, man. I cleaned it up, but like I was so mad." I was like, "You [ __ ] You got tired, took a dump, and now you're and now you're stopped moving. You made me chase you across halfway across town, huh? A [ __ ] What is this? Mixtape is awesome. Dean Takahashi context. This is the guy responsible for the infamous Cuphead video. You know, the one where he fails to get through the tutorial.

[00:02:09]No. Shut up.

[00:02:12]Shut up. No. Are you serious?

[00:02:17]No. Shut your mouth.

[00:02:21]Is it actually this Dean Takahashi?

[00:02:27]No [ __ ] way. It's this.

[00:02:33]No. Stop. Dude, it's literally telling me what to do.

[00:02:40]Dude, what if he's rage baiting?

[00:02:43]Yo, what up?

[00:02:45]Yo, thank you so much for the 31 months.

[00:02:47]I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you.

[00:02:49]Thank you. Oh, wait. Wait. I heard that one. You guys didn't hear it. [ __ ] Hold on.

[00:02:56]Wait. I muted it for you guys, but I didn't mute it for myself. Oopsies.

[00:03:01]I sound like a skitso.

[00:03:05]That's the Cuphead guy. Yes.

[00:03:08]Oh, man. I Dude, another thing what happened while I was moving. So, the shoe on collab video dropped and then and then [ __ ] mixtape happened. I think right as I finish stream or something. Oh my god.

[00:03:22]Good lord. I have a lot to things to catch up on today, chat. Maybe even for the next couple of days. So, I made a video about how many actions you need to perform in order to beat the game. You can do it by doing around 168 controller actions for a threehour game. That's laughable.

[00:03:41]>> No. No.

[00:03:43]>> No. Don't do it. NO.

[00:03:47]>> JESUS CHRIST.

[00:03:48]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:03:50]>> No.

[00:03:52]>> Stop.

[00:03:54]That's a passenger.

[00:03:57]That's a boy. NO.

[00:04:00]>> Oh man.

[00:04:01]>> I mean, jokes aside, that can that's devastating. Yeah. Okay. I mean, you know, nothing happened. It's all right.

[00:04:11]War crime aborted. Yeah. Good.

[00:04:15]My grandma helped design those anti-airship defense systems. That's sick. Your grandpa must be pretty smart, huh?

[00:04:23]It's automated as well. Yeah, but isn't there like someone behind like the controls that can stop it?

[00:04:31]Yeah, I know it's automated, right? But like you can have human intervention.

[00:04:38]No.

[00:04:39]Yes. I can't chat. I don't think that it's like you just it's just [ __ ] boom. A human has to confirm fire. Fire fire. It's vibe coded.

[00:04:52]Just like every other AAA game. Yeah.

[00:04:56]Groc handled it. Yeah. This one rock didn't shoot it. What is this? I'm not crying, you're crying. I'm already 500 years old. An immortal Yo-kai. Oh, like a like a demon bun. Okay.

[00:05:11]This all copyrighted. Hold on. I've got zero interest in kids. Come back when you're all grown up. Nope. The you're too young as a middle schooler. I like you, bro. Your job as a high school is to study hard. No way. Still got a triple kill. You're in college now.

[00:05:27]Fine. Okay.

[00:05:30]You only live a measly 100 years or so.

[00:05:32]Are you sure you want to love me? Just a mere human.

[00:05:38]Human lives really go by fast. so regret loving me yet.

[00:05:46]I can't even have kids and I'll never grow old with you. I've already come to terms with the fact Oh, wait. This is going too fast. Hold on. Don't you ever feel never.

[00:05:55]Falling for you is just feels like fate.

[00:05:57]No matter how many times we met, I choose you every time. Having you by my side for this life is all I could ask for.

[00:06:05]A you idiot chumakun.

[00:06:10]Every single time you always say the same thing. Don't fall with me fall in love with me in your next life. Love me again in the next life. 400 years ago.

[00:06:19]My husband.

[00:06:23]Do you know what this reminds me of?

[00:06:26]Do you guys know what it reminds me of?

[00:06:29]Freaking Ain and Aragorn. Not Aowin.

[00:06:32]Sorry. Um.

[00:06:35]Why did I say Awin? Awin is the blonde one.

[00:06:39]The the the the [ __ ] from Rohan.

[00:06:41]Arwin. Yes. Thank you. Arwin and Aragorn.

[00:06:45]Doris. Yes. I'm Doris.

[00:06:50]Yeah. She has to come to terms with the fact that she's going to watch him die.

[00:06:56]And he's like, I'm I'm to I'm totally fine with that. Essentially, Arwin dying of grief. Yeah. cuz he passed away before her because he was half elf, right?

[00:07:08]Yeah. So he he he only lived he he lived basically like what?

[00:07:15]140 years. I got to look it up. Aragorn lived for how long?

[00:07:23]210. I was a little bit off.

[00:07:26]Spoilers to 100. Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Jack, come on. Watch the movies, man. They're amazing. They're literally a lifetime, bro. Once in a lifetime experience.

[00:07:38]This is gross. She's literally a hundred years older than him. Yeah, it's disgusting.

[00:07:44]What is this? Gosh darn. Wait, hold on.

[00:07:47]Gosh darn ginger swapping all the mayonnaise and [ __ ] All men are kings.

[00:07:53]IF HE BREATHES, HE'S A S.

[00:07:58]I know exactly where this Wait, Merryweather comics. I know Merryweather.

[00:08:05]Yeah, we know Merryweather. For real though, for those that don't understand the reference, uh, what is it called?

[00:08:12]Oh, what did I do?

[00:08:15]Okay, whatever. I'll just look it up again. One second. It's um, if she breathes, she's a thought.

[00:08:25]If she breathes, this is a banger.

[00:08:32]>> If she breathes, she's a thought.

[00:08:42]It's literally ginger swap. See, I'm okay with this cuz it's so good. Why the [ __ ] wouldn't it be funny? Yeah. And imagine a bunch of girls fighting over you. It's kind of hot. No. If he breaves, he's a s.

[00:08:59]Can't believe they added Alana in the game. What is this?

[00:09:05]>> No.

[00:09:07]>> No. I hate this. I hate this.

[00:09:22]Yeah, it's a classic outro. Yeah, that that's it. Did they put an NTE? How many of you guys play NTE? Anyway, you can put custom [ __ ] into it. That's kind of cool, honestly. Oh, it's a little doggy.

[00:09:35]Oh, little doggy. Okay.

[00:09:40]>> Oh, no.

[00:09:44]They're getting up out of their bed now.

[00:09:47]>> What a good boy.

[00:09:53]>> Oh, he's so cute.

[00:09:56]>> Oh, he's such a good boy. So good.

[00:09:58]>> Oh, he's a good boy.

[00:10:00]He's so He's like, "Oh my god, thank you for all the pets. They're jumping him with love."

[00:10:09]Oh, I've done that to my dog, too. I'll just like [ __ ] just surround him like [ __ ] hug him. He's so cute.

[00:10:17]Streamer exposes all VTubers. If he doesn't say that every VTuber is a man, I'm not I don't want to hear it.

[00:10:24]>> Yo, Jimmy. Yeah. You know how jumpy and hyperactive VTubers look like during the stream? At least they're VTuber models.

[00:10:32]Oh, I know what you mean. They're all weird. Like, >> plus they're all ACTUALLY DUDES. OKAY, thank you. They >> surely are. So, what about them? Well, a streamer called decided to show what YouTubers actually have TO DO BEHIND THE CAMERA TO MAKE THE MODELS LOOK. SO, >> I've seen this tweet.

[00:10:50]>> I'm going to show you how I look like when I models. So, I go, "Hello, Chad.

[00:10:54]Oh my god. How are you doing today? I'm doing pretty good. I have a pretty good day today." Yeah, I I I went to the store and it was like pretty cool. And he's like, "Yeah, >> I will say one thing. I I I don't know who you Sorry, I shouldn't say that. I don't know this person. I saw the tweet because it went viral, right?

[00:11:15]I actually think that part of the reason why people have to exaggerate their features a lot like she does in in her example, which is, by the way, brave of you to do that. I I don't think I'll ever do a face reveal, but respect for the demonstration.

[00:11:32]Um, it's a part of bad calibration and bad rigging. Your rigor should I exaggerate my movements, too, but not to the point where I'm like I I don't know how to explain it without obviously like doxing myself. Um, like she's well, not doxing, but like showing my real face. Um, she's having to exaggerate because the model itself isn't hooked up properly or they're not like they're not sensitive enough.

[00:12:04]And by the way, no no shade to them or anything. I don't like if if that's what you want. Like I'm just saying you can make it easier for for yourself. Turn the gain up. Yeah. I mean, it's kind of like a microphone. You have to adjust it. And it also has a setting in your V studio where you can make it more sensitive cuz like I had the same issue with my old model. Hold on. I actually have a really good demonstration of this. I I can demonstrate this. My old model.

[00:12:33]Uh where is it?

[00:12:37]Hold on. Uh where's my old model? H is it this one? Okay.

[00:12:46]No, this is the this is the new one.

[00:12:48]Wait, sorry, one second. I I really want to demonstrate to you guys what I mean.

[00:12:56]Is it this one?

[00:13:00]No. Hold on. It's the mouse.

[00:13:04]What the [ __ ] Ah, here we go. Okay, this is my 1.0.

[00:13:09]Wait, is it uh uh anyway? Okay. Yeah. All right. This is this is a decent example. It's a little bit different from my settings, but you can see that the mouth moves kind of weird, and that's because you have to calibrate it and stuff, right? And you can you can visibly tell like you're not being weird and like pinpointy, right? The movement is so weird. Um, I'm trying to find my old model.

[00:13:52]Is it this one?

[00:13:56]Is it this one?

[00:13:59]Sorry, I have so many different versions cuz I do a lot of testing. Oh, whoa. Oh, here we go. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is my original 1.0. Do you see how the mouth moves?

[00:14:10]I had to learn to move my mouth in a specific way because Amy, my rigger, she was still like very new and she was maybe like doing it for maybe a year.

[00:14:19]Now it's been like 4 years. And you can see that it's very different. And by the way, no shade, no shade. Like I'm just saying that there's like there's a reason why some people who are more experienced.

[00:14:33]Um they basically like they know better how to hook it up so that you don't have to do all of those things in order to make your uh model move. So we'll go back to my old one uh my new one and you can see the difference pretty much instantly now that I've been yapping and stuff. Um, as you can see, this is my normal model.

[00:14:58]And the mouth is very realistic or at least semi-realistic, right? Yeah. More expensive. Yeah, they're more expensive and sometimes they're just more experienced in general. But anyway, I just wanted to throw my two cents in.

[00:15:13]It's a bit of a I don't know, like a VTuber lore tidbit. Yeah, the nicer tuned uh mouth. But again, I wouldn't have known because also technology is very advanced. Like in the last three years, my model um has upgrades.

[00:15:35]Yeah. Like this is the this is the final for the frost model and then my fire model is um also tuned like this. So yeah, life to do evolved a lot. Yes, it has indeed. And there's some exciting stuff. I was trying to be careful. Um, some really exciting [ __ ] might be happening in maybe I want to say maybe July.

[00:15:59]So, I'm trying to be careful. Yeah. So, if you're out there, if you're if you're on Reddit or something or not on Reddit, sorry, on YouTube.

[00:16:09]Yeah.

[00:16:11]Golf Lana. I don't know. We'll see.

[00:16:13]We'll see.

[00:16:16]Hope I survive until July. I will make sure of it. We'll see. I'm trying to line things up. It's a lot of different things that have to combine.

[00:16:27]So, how do the kids defeat this clown?

[00:16:29]Stefan, Jesus [ __ ] Christ, Stefan.

[00:16:32]Oh, I actually never read um it, but I remember reading about how kind of like low-key [ __ ] up Stephen King's like writing is. Yeah.

[00:16:45]Don't. Is it like grotesque?

[00:16:48]It's weird. Yeah. I've never like watched the movies apart from seeing a few clips here and there and I read somewhere. Yeah. The kids Yeah, I know.

[00:16:58]They like Oh, it's so weird. Like people be like, "Ew, [ __ ] it. Gross.

[00:17:08]The the the West is so much better than than than morally superior from other countries." And then we then they do be sh do [ __ ] like this, bro.

[00:17:20]Part of the book that could never be filmed. Wasn't he very insistent that he really wanted it to be filmed and they literally had to tell him no? I could be mistaken, but I remember reading. Yes.

[00:17:31]Really? He got really upset they didn't include it.

[00:17:36]Can I look it up? Did Stephen just so for my own Stephen uh Stephen King uh get upset at them excluding parts of the IT movie.

[00:17:53]Stephen King had nothing to do with the IT movie. So he he did get upset.

[00:17:59]He liked it in the end, but they had to omit the they had to admit that part.

[00:18:05]Sam King is still made that the mad that the Stanley Kubric shining is more liked.

[00:18:11]I don't know, man. I think I think St. C Stanley Kubrick's shining is is a tier above. Sorry.

[00:18:18]Sorry. Wait, wait, wait. What is this?

[00:18:20]It's Evan Solace. They make little comics for for the smugglers. Shu on Hannah. Smuggle on did a collab video.

[00:18:27]Oh, is this Reddit? OH MY GOD, it's Reddit personified. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look. A I hate those politically incorrect females. I should do something about them. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Reddit, chill, sir.

[00:18:48]Mess with my ocean. I'll draw you pregnant.

[00:18:54]The power of drawing, dude.

[00:18:58]Oh my god. You should draw him pregnant and then holding hands with Blue Sky if they ever do that. Yeah, that's what I would do. I feel like you and your girlfriends or boyfriend from Blue Sky.

[00:19:12]Yeah.

[00:19:15]So mad, dude. Dude, what? Okay. What are the first comments I saw when when the collab video dropped on? I'm like I'm like I'm like [ __ ] tired as [ __ ] looking at my phone. My shit's getting blown up. I'm like rubbing my eyes, you know, trying to wake myself up because I didn't know when she'd exactly drop it.

[00:19:32]I was just like half asleep and moving.

[00:19:35]But I remember someone was like, "Is that that Nazi Russian smug Lana who loves the fact that Ukraine's getting bombed?" And she said so. And I'm like, and there was so many people [ __ ] on them. Like, there's no reason for me to even respond cuz 99% of the comments were like, "She's never said that." and she doesn't like war and she thinks it's bad. What are you talking about? Like she just speaks the language and and her parents like are ethnically Russian and her mom's even [ __ ] Ukrainian. Like what the [ __ ] do you want from me? And they were like laying into them and I was like I'm so proud of my smugglers.

[00:20:15]Yeah, it's is good. Is that the same name? Who is X? Yes, exactly.

[00:20:24]You said you're a female Nux Taco. Who the [ __ ] gives a [ __ ] man? She's such a dumbass. He's just a big old dummy. Why does Elena sound like the second Tom Scream? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[00:20:36]What? What? What? What?

[00:20:37]>> If you can't handle me at MY You don't deserve me at MY WAIT, hold on. And that actually does sound like me.

[00:20:51]Me up MY She's got A GOOD PITCH. BY THE WAY, DENNIS, FOR the record, does she have an ugly voice? Does she have an ugly voice?

[00:21:06]We have a similar cadence in speech. Oh.

[00:21:09]Oh, you won't say it cuz cuz you're done. Oh, that's so weird.

[00:21:14]You won't attack the argument. Yeah.

[00:21:15]This some people are just [ __ ] weird, bro. Face real. She's cute. What? She's cute. The [ __ ] You have a normal voice. DISITIVE VOICE.

[00:21:30]NO, I don't think so. I think she just sounds like a I don't know, a chick you'd meet on the street. Like I again I'm not one to like I'm not one to throw stones in a glass house. It's like at least attack my argument because even though I attacked Casey Tron and said that oh she's smoking weed. She probably [ __ ] herself up on smoking so much weed. At least I attacked the argument in the video. I was like you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] Why the [ __ ] would you say that shoe head should [ __ ] all her Sims? That's [ __ ] [ __ ] You're dumb. Um but like Dan just attacked my voice. I'm like can you at least like add to that?

[00:22:11]Come on, man. Oh, she's Oh, she's so she's she's so annoying sounding. Like, imagine you're you're married to her.

[00:22:20]Okay, cool. Anyway, um Meteor Draon, Samurai Racer. Oh, Beyblades. Dude, I was so into it. Like, I really wanted to have one, but my parents never let me have it, dude. They never let me have Beyblades.

[00:22:36]>> Three, two, one, go shoot. They were too expensive apparently when I was a kid.

[00:22:44]Oh [ __ ] Oh my god.

[00:22:52]Oh, get head shot. God damn.

[00:22:58]Yeah. Go again. Keep going.

[00:23:02]Dude, it was sick. I don't know, man. I wanted one really really bad and my parents said no cuz it's too expensive.

[00:23:12]Yeah.

[00:23:15]Oh yeah.