Trolling Angry Frenchies In French Gmod RP

Ajouté : 2026-06-02

[00:00:00]Oh, [ __ ] I can't read any of this.

[00:00:02]Why am I tilted?

[00:00:04]Oh, vendor of arms. Do you sell guns?

[00:00:06]Sell me a gun.

[00:00:06]>> Yes, I am.

[00:00:08]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:00:09]>> I want to buy a gun.

[00:00:10]>> No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:00:11]>> But I want to buy a gun.

[00:00:12]>> No, no, no, no, no.

[00:00:13]>> Yes, I do.

[00:00:13]>> No, no, shut the [ __ ] up. You must You must Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, move, move.

[00:00:22]>> I am moving.

[00:00:23]>> Shut the [ __ ] up, move.

[00:00:25]>> I want to buy a gun.

[00:00:26]>> Move, back up, back up, move, move.

[00:00:29]>> Okay.

[00:00:30]>> Move.

[00:00:31]>> I'm backing up.

[00:00:32]>> Oh, you want my dick, please? Suck my dick.

[00:00:39]>> Yeah, what gun do you want to buy?

[00:00:43]>> [laughter] >> Hello, my friend. Hi, what's up, man?

[00:00:50]>> I hope I don't make you die.

[00:00:51]>> Uh, why is that the Belgian flag, which is probably supposed to be the German flag? Vichy France and Japan. Yeah, I'm pushing a car, I'm uncertain, though.

[00:01:00]Yeah, but it looks like a car. Yeah, but it's definitely a car. Yo, there's another trash truck there. This city is only big enough for one trash truck, buddy.

[00:01:09]What?

[00:01:12]I don't know what the [ __ ] you're saying, buddy.

[00:01:14]>> Uh, you speak English?

[00:01:16]>> Yeah, obviously.

[00:01:17]>> Obviously?

[00:01:19]Why you here?

[00:01:20]>> Uh, why not?

[00:01:21]>> Yeah, yeah, it's true, it's true.

[00:01:24]And you like this this server, bro?

[00:01:27]>> Uh, not really.

[00:01:28]>> Yep, yep, the server is a [ __ ] Very big [ __ ] server, you know?

[00:01:33]>> Then why are you here?

[00:01:35]>> For trolling.

[00:01:36]>> Ah.

[00:01:38]Uh, excuse me, you're in the way.

[00:01:41]Yo, you want to leave the building? All right, it seems we got into an accident.

[00:01:45]I would like your insurance information.

[00:01:48]What?

[00:01:48]>> Uh, this this is a friend, bro. He's not English.

[00:01:53]>> This is my friend, Flo?

[00:01:54]>> No, no, no.

[00:01:56]Here is French.

[00:01:57]>> The floor is French.

[00:01:59]>> No. Here, this is server.

[00:02:01]It's French.

[00:02:02]>> Yeah, I know. I guessed that from all the French text.

[00:02:05]>> Bro, you you don't can play here, bro.

[00:02:10]>> So, you're racist.

[00:02:11]>> No, I'm not racist, bro.

[00:02:12]>> You're saying non-French people aren't allowed to play here.

[00:02:15]>> No, you you because you speak English.

[00:02:18]Somebody French don't can speak English.

[00:02:20]>> Who says I don't speak French?

[00:02:22]>> Speak French? So, >> J'ai un chat.

[00:02:25]>> Maybe.

[00:02:25]>> Yeah, I I can't speak more. All right, back to driving into people.

[00:02:28]>> Uh just Can you say, "Hi, I'm I'm Tom.

[00:02:35]I come from France."

[00:02:37]Say this in in French, please.

[00:02:39]>> Je suis Tom. Je suis de la France.

[00:02:41]>> Okay.

[00:02:42]>> Je suis France.

[00:02:43]>> And they >> Are you the man? What's the problem?

[00:02:53]Je n'ai pas un problème.

[00:02:55]>> Bonjour Tom. Tu es allemand si je ne me trompe pas.

[00:02:58]>> No, no, no. [music] J'aime la fromage. J'aime la fromage.

[00:03:02]>> Tu n'es pas France. Tu n'es pas français. Tu es allemand.

[00:03:05]>> No, no, no, no, no, no allemand.

[00:03:07]Français, français.

[00:03:11]I don't know what he's saying. Just note. Oh, wait. Wait. Why am I not banned? Oh, no. All right, translate.

[00:03:18]Oh, wait. This is not about me not speaking French. This person dressed as a garbage collector drove into the fire station with a truck for no reason. Oh my god, I didn't get banned. All right, saw someone else's truck now.

[00:03:30]Uh why is the cop shooting at me? What the Is he insane? What the Can't you shoot at me? I will file a report against you with your sergeant.

[00:03:43]Conk the mayor, my [ __ ] Yo, [ __ ] why did you snitch on me?

[00:03:48]>> No.

[00:03:49]>> Yes, you did.

[00:03:50]>> No, no, no. Just the stuff the stuff.

[00:03:53][snorts] See you.

[00:03:55]It's just that >> Okay, where's where's the trash area? I need to get my truck again.

[00:04:00]>> Uh is it here here?

[00:04:02]>> Oh.

[00:04:04]OH.

[00:04:05]I'M TAKING >> [laughter] >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THE GARBAGE MAN IS crashing into [laughter] everyone.

[00:04:16]Yo, what the hell? Hey, you just crashed into me. What the hell? The guy You crashed into me.

[00:04:22]>> The You mean >> I MEAN YOU CRASHED INTO ME.

[00:04:25]>> WHAT? MISTER, we're going to First one, stop this vehicle.

[00:04:31]>> What do you mean? You crashed first.

[00:04:32]>> Second one.

[00:04:34]No, I didn't. And now you First one.

[00:04:39]>> You already warned me for the first time.

[00:04:41]>> Why is the ambulance in this chase? The police stopped the chase, but you're still chasing me.

[00:04:46]>> 5 minutes later.

[00:04:48]>> Oh, what do you want What do you want now? What do you want now?

[00:04:50]>> Mhm?

[00:04:52]Stop this vehicle.

[00:04:53]>> Okay, I'm stopped.

[00:04:54]>> Follow me. Follow me. Follow me.

[00:04:57]Stop this vehicle, you [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> I'M STEALING HIS CAR.

[00:05:05]>> [laughter] >> AH, C'EST L'ANGLAIS.

[00:05:07]>> I'M NOT ENGLISH. I stole your car and you walk like a peasant.

[00:05:12]>> I don't give a [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> [laughter] >> 80,000 euros. You're arrested, but faster, Pennelli. Why are you so slow?

[00:05:22]>> Yeah, because it's taking a long time, you know. So, which cell is in this bad boy? No, no, mister.

[00:05:30]>> No, no, no, no. Me not stay here.

[00:05:35]Well, that worked out great.

[00:05:37]>> Okay, so move.

[00:05:41]Move.

[00:05:42]>> 5 minutes later.

[00:05:44]Pennelli.

[00:05:45]>> Mister, stop your vehicle.

[00:05:47]>> Nah.

[00:05:48]>> Stop it.

[00:05:48]>> Nah.

[00:05:49]>> Yeah, you going to stop.

[00:05:50]>> Do you want my penis?

[00:05:52]>> No, not really.

[00:05:57]Oh.

[00:05:59]He got hit by a car. Benelli, the idiot arrived.

[00:06:03]>> Yeah, kill yourself, you.

[00:06:05]>> Oh, well, what am I being arrested for?

[00:06:07]False arrest.

[00:06:09]>> Ah, shut up.

[00:06:10]>> You're false arrest you admins admins.

[00:06:13]>> Yeah, yeah, suck my dick.

[00:06:14]>> Admins false arrest. This man is breaking the rules.

[00:06:20]>> I'm just going to rejoin.

[00:06:22]>> [laughter] >> 5 minutes later.

[00:06:25]>> All right, and we're free to go, baby.

[00:06:28]Benelli sucks your balls.

[00:06:31]>> Stop being a bozo.

[00:06:33]First one, get the [ __ ] out of this vehicle. Second one, get the [ __ ] out.

[00:06:38]>> Third one, suck my balls.

[00:06:42]How did you miss 50% on the shots on the vehicle this speak? You're good, big bear? Do you want my penis?

[00:06:49]>> I I already answered that. You must be really desperate to ask so many times.

[00:06:53]>> [laughter] >> Get off. Are we really going all the way? You know what's going to happen, Benelli. You You know what's going to happen.

[00:07:00]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:07:01]>> So, why are we doing this? Just let me free.

[00:07:03]>> Cuz you're annoying.

[00:07:05]>> Okay, well, you're going to walk off the way. I'm going to reconnect and I'm going to be back to annoy you again.

[00:07:10]>> Exactly. Yeah, but >> So, just let me go. We can skip this whole part.

[00:07:16]And we reconnect.

[00:07:18]>> 5 minutes later.

[00:07:19]>> Wait, I can become a gun dealer.

[00:07:21]Ah, a bit too expensive. Yo, Benelli, I need 20,000 euros.

[00:07:25]>> Lick my balls. You're not going to get that.

[00:07:29]>> [clears throat] >> Yo, Richard. Now, usually I prefer to start with a free dart monkey here. You know, just get him ready for the camels and there we go. Meanwhile, our hero should level up nicely. We're going to put a glue gun over here just to slow everything down. Meanwhile, we're going to kind of collect some wood to make some tools and fight the Ender Dragon.

[00:07:45]All right, and with that we should have done it. All right.