Joe and Frankie’s best moments 😂 /Pt 4

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]Where can they find you?

[00:00:01]>> Where can they find you?

[00:00:02]>> Uh, you can find me as >> at >> Elephants in the Sky.

[00:00:09]>> Birds.

[00:00:11]>> One, two, three, four, five.

[00:00:14]>> How are we even doing that? It's so good.

[00:00:18]>> French coming down the street, >> running down the alleyway.

[00:00:25]>> Where is all the You know what aged me? Like, not that it aged me, but I was kind of like, what's going on? What's the direction of the world right now? I took an Uber here, and you get an Uber wrapped now. Like, it's Spotify. It It just tells you like how many rides you took and to how many places.

[00:00:44]>> If one came out for Door Dash, I would be afraid to look at what what it said.

[00:00:47]>> I mean, I definitely was not happy with the amount of rides I took.

[00:00:50]>> How many rides did you take?

[00:00:51]>> Do you guys want to give a guess?

[00:00:52]>> I guess I'll look this up.

[00:00:53]>> How many did you take, Frank?

[00:00:54]>> I took 46 rides. I didn't take that.

[00:00:57]>> 136 rides.

[00:00:59]>> 136.

[00:01:00]>> All right. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[00:01:01]I'm gonna say 231. What do you guys say?

[00:01:04]>> 372.

[00:01:07]>> 346.

[00:01:08]>> That's a lot of Ubers, dude.

[00:01:10]>> So that basically you almost took an Uber for every day this year.

[00:01:13]>> That I know. That's horrible.

[00:01:14]>> That's not good.

[00:01:16]>> What do you think the average Uber ride costs in New York?

[00:01:19]>> Oh, New York is high.

[00:01:20]>> Like 30 bucks.

[00:01:20]>> I was going to say 30 bucks. Yeah. And you're Well, that's the average. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Does it does it say what? Like because you know how you could pick like Uber uh uh X, Uber comfort, Uber?

[00:01:31]>> Yeah, it says like the one. Yeah, but mine was X, which is which is shocking because of the tour. Why always like do the blacks?

[00:01:37]>> You did. Yeah.

[00:01:39]>> Yep. There you go. It's a clip.

[00:01:41]>> Yep. There it is.

[00:01:42]>> Speaking of a solution.

[00:01:43]>> The Titanic sank on its maiden voyage in what year?

[00:01:49]>> I know.

[00:01:50]>> So ste >> I know. I'm going to if he loses.

[00:01:53]>> You know it.

[00:01:54]>> Mhm. I don't know. Um, come on. Think there's 400 smackaroonies.

[00:01:59]You don't want to lose this here.

[00:02:00]Titanic. Think about Leo. Think about Kate. This is helping.

[00:02:04]>> Think Think about Kathy Bates. Think about uh Kathy Bates in that movie, you know. Think about uh Victor Garber.

[00:02:12]>> I don't I don't even know, dude.

[00:02:14]>> It's in the 19s.

[00:02:16]>> I know that. Duh. I will say when is uh what is 19?

[00:02:27]>> He might be pulling our leg here. He might be pulling our leg here. I just >> I'm not 19.

[00:02:36]>> What is 1912?

[00:02:38]>> Oh, no way. Oh.

[00:02:42]>> Oh.

[00:02:43]>> Oh, Joey, >> that is way worse. I can't believe you got that close to to miss it.

[00:02:48]>> Do you know how fast the Earth is moving around the sun?

[00:02:51]>> How would you like me to answer >> in miles per hour, please?

[00:02:54]>> Wouldn't matter. I don't know. I I think probably like 400,000 miles an hour.

[00:02:59]>> Well, around the sun. We got to think about it's it takes 365 days and we need to know this the distance.

[00:03:05]>> He's gonna say a lot of stuff and then not have an answer.

[00:03:07]>> It's like a couple hundred thousand miles, right?

[00:03:10]>> Give an answer. I said 400 >> distance 8 minutes for light to hit us from the sun.

[00:03:17]>> You know you're not doing math.

[00:03:19]>> Let me do math. Give an answer. I would say 782 miles hour.

[00:03:29]>> 67,000 miles per hour.

[00:03:31]>> A burp is air.

[00:03:33]>> That's gas.

[00:03:35]>> What's gas?

[00:03:36]>> Gas.

[00:03:37]>> Air.

[00:03:37]>> No. Air. Air is gas, but not all gas is air.

[00:03:40]>> Gas is air.

[00:03:41]>> No.

[00:03:42]>> What? What? How can gas not be air? It's just air. It's a gas.

[00:03:45]>> No, because air is like what's around us.

[00:03:48]>> It's it's it's air adjacent. It's a cousin of air.

[00:03:50]>> I wouldn't say that because there are gases that are certainly not air.

[00:03:53]>> What? So methane is air. That's a gas. I found a gas.

[00:03:58]>> It's a kind of air.

[00:03:59]>> No, it's not. Air is a kind of gas. G.

[00:04:01]IT'S FROSTY TOADS, JOEY.

[00:04:03]>> WHAT ABOUT HYDROGEN?

[00:04:04]>> YEAH, that's that's a gas. Not an air.

[00:04:07]It says air is mostly gas. It's a mixture of different gases.

[00:04:10]>> Yes, exactly.

[00:04:11]>> The air in the Earth's atmosphere is made up of approximately 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen. So the air IS TECHNICALLY MORE NITROGEN THAN OXYGEN.

[00:04:18]YOU STUPID [ __ ] >> BUT AIR IS MADE UP OF GASES. So if you take the gases out of air, it's not air anymore. But gases is not made of air.

[00:04:25]>> Wait, say that one more time. If you take the gas >> If you take the gas out of air, >> then we don't have air.

[00:04:30]>> Then we don't have air. Air >> is oxygen gas.

[00:04:33]>> Yes, that's air. You know how girls go to the bathroom together all the time?

[00:04:38]>> Yes.

[00:04:39]>> They take turns peeing and stuff, right?

[00:04:41]And it's like you just got to stand in the stall while your your [ __ ] girl sitting there taking a fat pee. Are they [ __ ] like that, too?

[00:04:50]>> You think a girl's getting in a stall or her friend and just sitting there and firing one off? Cuz bro, >> we need >> that's You got to be good friends.

[00:04:59]>> I I got to say, we need a female correspondent. Can you imagine a woman just sitting there and she's taking a [ __ ] and you just got a what? Face the wall while you're on your phone looking at Instagram and you're finding [ __ ] Putin.

[00:05:09]>> I think when it comes to porn I think that they they separate.

[00:05:12]>> They separate.

[00:05:13]>> It's like the great divider, you know.

[00:05:14]>> Well, how do you how do you know?

[00:05:15]Because like >> if you're leaving the >> they have non-verbal cues. Girls will be like >> Oh, they Yeah. Okay. So, it's like eye signal. I think it's like she's like I'm going to go to the bathroom. Like, oh, you want me to come with you? No.

[00:05:25]>> No. No. Like, all right. 2006. Joey.

[00:05:28]>> Yeah. Do you find drinking unattractive?

[00:05:31]What would my answer have been?

[00:05:33]>> 2006 you.

[00:05:34]>> Yeah. Uh if someone asked you uh do you find >> drinking unattractive?

[00:05:40]>> You would have said po delica.

[00:05:48]Po dea.

[00:05:50]That's what he would have said. He'd be like poor. I I you know what? Yeah. I would have the best time killing zombies, >> bro. I would have so much fun murdering the undead.

[00:06:01]>> That's what I'm saying.

[00:06:02]>> Oh my god.

[00:06:03]>> I would Wait, are are they the dead?

[00:06:05]>> They're undead. That's what zombies are.

[00:06:06]The >> Isn't that just humans? Like we're we're not dead. We're undead.

[00:06:09]>> No, because like un is like to kind of like undo dead. So like when you bring them back from the dead, they're zombies.

[00:06:16]>> So like Jesus is a zombie.

[00:06:20]>> He died.

[00:06:21]>> Whoa. Wait a sec.

[00:06:22]>> And then came back. He's undead.

[00:06:23]>> Whoa. Oh, I never thought of that. Yeah, technically Jesus is a zombie. Gross.

[00:06:29]Wait, hold on. I believe I heard that Hansen is like a Christian rock band and like they just tricked us. Kind of like Creed did >> and [ __ ] Evan Essence. I'll never forgive those bastards.

[00:06:40]>> Evan Essence.

[00:06:41]>> Eanence was like Christian rock.

[00:06:42]>> Yeah, Creed makes sense.

[00:06:44]>> Ean hair.

[00:06:46]>> Yeah, Eanence was like, "Ring me, wake me up, wake me up.

[00:06:54]It's all, bro. Look at Evan Essence's [ __ ] It's all like [ __ ] like Christian rock. What the? Save me. Like there they be like they're like, "God, like [ __ ] wake me up."

[00:07:04]>> Oh, like save those tricky little [ __ ] Call my name and save me from my life.

[00:07:14]>> I know you're you're going to love this one.

[00:07:18]Just suck till you get enough. No. Come on. Nope.

[00:07:23]Nope. Nope.

[00:07:29]>> Absolutely not. That's That's too dumb.

[00:07:32]So that's too >> All right. Do you got to finish it? You wrote it. You got to do it.

[00:07:36]>> It's not much longer. It's It's It's pretty much just a repetition.

[00:07:39]>> Straight face. Just suck till you get enough. Come on. Well, the first not enough. Just suck till you get enough of hot dogs.

[00:07:51]Hot dogs.

[00:07:54]Oh [ __ ] DUDE. I'M SWEATING IN HERE.

[00:07:56]>> Is that Is that Is like Are we moving in the right direction?

[00:08:00]>> I would like Yeah, we're back. We're back on track here.

[00:08:02]>> Would have liked to hehe he maybe or something, but >> No, no, no, no.

[00:08:06]>> Oh, all right. Okay, I got a couple more here. I'm on it. I'll be honest.

[00:08:09]>> Hot dogs.

[00:08:11]>> This is great. Oh [ __ ]