YOU Were Abandoned in Roblox!

Added: 2026-05-23

[00:00:00]WEE! LIFE IS SO GOOD when you're super duper awesome and rich.

[00:00:05]>> Yes, sir. Oh, we're swerving in OUR WHIPS.

[00:00:08]>> YEAH, >> BABES. I AM super excited to go shopping.

[00:00:13]>> Yes, sir. Lily, are you excited to go shopping, too?

[00:00:16]>> Yep. I love our new Porsche, Roxy. Yeah, whatever. It's just a Porsche Cayenne.

[00:00:21]>> Wa! Roxy or look at my brand new G Wagon.

[00:00:25]>> Whoa, dude. This is awesome.

[00:00:26]>> Yep. Come on, guys. Let's go. Uh, hold up. Um, do you work here, dude? Uh, no.

[00:00:35]Um, what are you doing? Uh, h you're a viewer. What the guys? Uh, everyone huddle up real quick. Why is one of our viewers outside of a store sitting?

[00:00:47]>> Babe, I I think I might be homeless.

[00:00:50]>> What? Well, no, no, no. And viewer homeless, bro. He literally has no clothes on.

[00:00:55]>> Ew, he's naked.

[00:00:57]>> Oh, wow. Yeah. Um, that's kind of cuckooked. Uh, um, hey buddy, are you like homeless? Uh, NO. WHAT HAPPENED?

[00:01:06]UH, did your family abandon you or something? Uh, and your friends. Oh my gosh. And they left you with no drip.

[00:01:13]Uh, nah, bro. No drip. Okay. Um, crew, huddle up one more time, please. Guys, we cannot let this slide.

[00:01:21]>> Yeah, booze. We need to get him right.

[00:01:24]>> Hey, Ms. Would you want to join the crew for the day? And you know, we could like help you get drippy and you could drive in the awesome cars. You do? All right.

[00:01:33]BET. FIRST OF ALL, we're going inside.

[00:01:35]Roar. You need clothes immediately, my boy. Come on.

[00:01:39]>> Yeah, dude. Let's get him. Oh, mega dripped out.

[00:01:41]>> Yep. Bro, first of all, we got to get you right. So, open up your phone and go to the avatar selector.

[00:01:49]>> Whoa. Babes, what are we going to get him?

[00:01:51]>> All right, dude. Start putting things on and we'll let you know if we like it.

[00:01:54]Nah, bro. That is not it.

[00:01:55]>> Yeah, dude. I don't LIKE THAT. UH, WA.

[00:01:58]IT'S A NIKE TECH. I LIKE THAT. I LIKE THAT. UH, >> WAIT. YEAH, that's low key or babes. We should get them some accessories, like a gold chain and a watch. Wo, he's really dripped out.

[00:02:10]>> And we should give him a hat to cover up his head.

[00:02:13]>> Oh, good thinking.

[00:02:14]>> WHAT?

[00:02:14]>> NO, NOT THAT HAT, BRO. Something like chill. NO, NO, NO. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, DUDE? ALL RIGHT, BRO. PUT SOMETHING THAT'S LIKE A GOOD-LOOKING HAT. NO. NO.

[00:02:26]WHERE ARE YOU GETTING all these from?

[00:02:27]>> Um, is this Jeffy?

[00:02:28]>> Wait. DADDY. DADDY. DADDY.

[00:02:30]>> BABES. You do that so good.

[00:02:32]>> Yo, where are you getting these people from? Bro, PUT ON A NORMAL hat or something.

[00:02:38]Yes. I'm actually liking that a lot.

[00:02:41]>> Babes, he looks super swagged out.

[00:02:44]>> Nah, for real. All right, viewer. Now it's time you hop in the whips.

[00:02:50]And um I know you see the two cars, the G Wagon and the Porsche, but I got a little something better for you to hop in. Boom, baby. My Lamborghini Urus.

[00:03:00]>> Oh, what? You have a Lambo?

[00:03:02]>> Yes, sir. Hop inside.

[00:03:03]>> All right, then. Let's follow them. Oh, this is going to be lit. All right, babes. Take it slow. You're still new at driving this, right?

[00:03:09]>> Uh, NO WAY. LET'S GO. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THE RULES.

[00:03:14]>> BABES, slow down. Oh, no. Guys, you are not that quick.

[00:03:18]>> Hey, Roxy. Wait, I'm still learning how to drive this. Uh, okay. Let me turn on the turbo boosters. Uh, and wait.

[00:03:24]Viewer, have you ever driven a Lamborghini? No. All right, my boy.

[00:03:27]Here, you drive it. Uh, >> wait. Babes, are you sure it's a good idea to let him drive?

[00:03:31]>> Yeah. Crystal, what's the worst that could happen, bro? He probably knows what he's doing. All right, let's see what the VIEWER HAD. OH MY GOSH. WOW.

[00:03:38]YEAH.

[00:03:41]OH MY BRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING, >> BABES? This guy is not GOOD AT DRIVING.

[00:03:47]>> WAIT. OH MY OH MY GOSH. ROXY, >> ARE you okay? I see you flying over the map, >> dude. Ow. No, I'm ow. NO, I AM NOT OKAY.

[00:03:58]>> What's up, bro?

[00:03:59]>> Okay, viewer, let's take it. Let's take it slow. Oh my gosh. Oh my.

[00:04:06]>> Oh, this might have been a very bad idea.

[00:04:07]>> Wait, I think he's taking it slow. And hold up, Roxy. I think he wants to race you.

[00:04:12]>> No, Ver, you do know I'm a pro, right?

[00:04:14]>> No. Okay, Roxy versus viewer.

[00:04:17]>> Okay, I'll do the countdown. On your marks, GET SET, GO.

[00:04:22]>> OH MY NO, ROXY, YOU ARE GETTING UTTERLY DECIMATED.

[00:04:29]>> YO, ORA, he's super quick, dude.

[00:04:31]>> Yeah, for real. And oh my gosh, he's not stopping.

[00:04:33]>> Babes, this guy is insane.

[00:04:35]>> No, for real. He actually does not care.

[00:04:37]He just drives.

[00:04:39]>> Oh my goodness. Are you good, bro?

[00:04:40]>> No, the map is not loading. That's how quick he's going. Holy macaroni and cheese. All right, bro. Chill. And hold up. OW. WHERE ARE YOU TRYING TO GO?

[00:04:51]>> It looks like he's trying to go to the beach.

[00:04:53]>> Oh, dude. Lower your speed and head slowly to the beach. Uh, yep. Yep. Just like that. Just like that. Boys, we made it to the beach. And wait. Um, why do you want to go on the beach? Hey, what are you doing? Do you want to ride on a boat? Uh, does does any of us have a boat? WHAT'S UP? BOOM.

[00:05:14]>> OH my gosh, babes. This thing is huge.

[00:05:17]>> Nah, bro. He went from being an abandoned boy to literally on a yacht.

[00:05:23]And hey, um, hey, viewer. Um, you're our boy and all, but I don't know if you know how to drive a yacht, do you? Uh, uh, okay.

[00:05:34]>> Turn up his speed to 300. Is that safe?

[00:05:36]>> Uh, I I don't I don't I don't I I don't know. I'm a little nervous. I'm not going to lie.

[00:05:41]>> Here he is. Please take it slow and steady. Okay, babes. Oh no, we're moving.

[00:05:45]>> Don't worry, guys. The viewer is a very trustworthy person. Uh >> are you sure?

[00:05:49]>> Yeah, look, he's not even going that fast. I thought the yacht would go a lot quicker. Uh >> uh yeah, this is awesome. We're sailing the seven. We're speeding up.

[00:05:57]>> Don't worry, guys. It's uh UH HEY, DUDE.

[00:06:01]WE'RE GOING A LITTLE F HEY, SLOW DOWN.

[00:06:03]OH MY GOODNESS. OH MY GOODNESS.

[00:06:05]>> BABES, we're leaving the island.

[00:06:08]>> ALL RIGHT. YO YO, TURN AROUND VIEWER.

[00:06:11]OH, GUYS, I think we're outside of the map, BUT WE'RE SINKING. OH MY GOSH.

[00:06:18]>> OH, THIS IS NOT GOOD. I can't swim.

[00:06:21]>> Oh my goodness. Oh. Okay, guys. Oh my gosh.

[00:06:24]>> Oh, we're speeding up, guys. This is not good. Oh my goodness. We're outside the map. We're going to have to swim back to the main water.

[00:06:31]>> All right, guys. Come on. Let's swim back. Bro, viewer, you are not funny for this dude. We are literally in like glitched waters right now.

[00:06:39]>> Wo! B. We're walking underneath the map.

[00:06:41]>> Wait, we're back. Okay, this is normal water. Let me respawn in the yacht.

[00:06:44]Boom, baby. All right, everybody, hop in. And viewer, YOU ARE NOT VIEWER, YOU'RE NOT DRIVING. OH MY GOSH. OH MY GOSH. OH my gosh.

[00:06:50]>> No. So, I think he's about to leave you.

[00:06:52]Babes, don't let him leave. Babes.

[00:06:54]>> Oh, no. He's gone. Crystal, he's gone.

[00:06:57]>> Wait. Babes, please.

[00:06:59]>> No. Wait. Crystal, we're like running into rocks, so you lowkey have a chance to make it. Uh, >> guys, I'm hopping on a jet ski.

[00:07:09]>> Oh, nah. Viewer, if I was you, I would run.

[00:07:12]>> I'm killing that stupid viewer.

[00:07:14]>> Okay. Yeah, bro. Um, DEFINITELY DEFINITELY GO. GO. HURRY UP. GO, >> BABES. YOU'RE ALL DEAD.

[00:07:20]>> OH, NAR, DUDE. OH, NAR.

[00:07:22]>> OH, Crystal's mad.

[00:07:24]>> YEAH, I KNOW THAT. OKAY, GUYS. UM, WE GOT TO DIP ON OUT OF HERE.

[00:07:28]>> OH, where in the world are we dipping to?

[00:07:30]>> Uh, okay. Everybody hop in the Lambo.

[00:07:32]Crystal is on the jet ski.

[00:07:33]>> You guys are all dead.

[00:07:35]>> Oh my gosh. Hop in the Lambo. Hop in the Lambo. Hop in the Lambo. Hey. Oh my gosh. Viewer. No. No. NO. NO. NO. YOU'RE NOT DRIVING. OKAY, he's driving.

[00:07:42]>> Babes, you're leaving me.

[00:07:44]>> CRYSTAL. OH MY. I DIDN'T MEAN IT. Oh my gosh. He has a gun. All right. Well, viewer, you're going to take us home and we can apologize to Crystal, right? Uh, what? Okay. He just turned the speed up.

[00:07:53]>> I don't think he wants to apologize.

[00:07:55]>> Where are we going? Uh, viewer, where are what are you doing?

[00:07:59]>> He's going to the airport. No viewer, we're not going into the airport.

[00:08:03]>> Babe, since you left me now, I'm gonna kill you.

[00:08:06]>> All right, we're going to the airport, guys. Crystal's crazy.

[00:08:08]>> Um, are we just going to follow a stranger into an airplane?

[00:08:12]>> Yep. Uh, yeah. Uh, I don't know if this is the best idea. Luckily, um, probably we won't be able to be let in, right? Uh, >> almost. I don't know about that. It just seems like he's going in.

[00:08:24]>> No, HE JUST BOUGHT A TICKET. UH, >> NO, just like that.

[00:08:28]>> All right, I guess we're going to the ski resort. Uh, all right, let's go. All right, >> babes. I'm in the airport.

[00:08:34]>> CRYSTAL, NO WEAPONS ALLOWED. OH MY GOSH, GUYS. RUN, GUYS, RUN.

[00:08:39]HOLY MOLY. Holy moly.

[00:08:41]>> Oh, she's mad. She's really, really mad.

[00:08:43]>> Don't worry, guys. We made it. Uh, come on, GUYS. WE GOT TO HOP IN THE AIRPLANE, >> BABES. I'm coming for you.

[00:08:51]>> Um, no, you're not, Crystal. We're out of here.

[00:08:54]We're on the airplane. And, um, no Crystal involved. Awesome. Yes, sir.

[00:09:00]Come on, guys. Let's go. Let's get some seats.

[00:09:01]>> All right. Bet. And yo, there's first class, bro. Holy. Okay, whatever. We'll just sit in economy with everybody else.

[00:09:10]Who wants to be seating buddies with me?

[00:09:12]>> I'm going to sit with Lily.

[00:09:14]>> Okay, I'm going to sit with viewer. And the plane leaves in 100 seconds, so there's no way that Crystal could join.

[00:09:18]>> Babes, come here.

[00:09:21]>> Oh my gosh. Uh, hi. Hi, Crystal.

[00:09:24]>> No, no, no. No, no, no, no. Viewer, you really think you can do this to me and my babes?

[00:09:29]>> Um, Crystal, calm down. It's not that serious. We're on an airplane right now.

[00:09:34]Seriously, chill.

[00:09:35]>> Babes, I'm bringing this WHOLE THING DOWN.

[00:09:37]>> WA! WHAT THE OKAY. UM, I DON'T YO, YO, YO. CRYSTAL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

[00:09:42]>> I'M GOING TO the cabin crew. LET ME IN.

[00:09:44]>> NO. NO. OH MY GOSH. OKAY, SHE'S GETTING CONTROLLED. CRYSTAL, GET off the seat.

[00:09:48]>> Oh, I want to control the plane, TOO.

[00:09:49]>> WHAT?

[00:09:50]>> NO. NO. OKAY, VIEWER. UH, I don't know what she's doing, >> babes. I'm professional. I just got to click some buttons and then we should be taking off.

[00:09:58]>> Doesn't know how to ride an airplane.

[00:10:00]Nah. Embarrassing.

[00:10:02]>> Wait, babes. Wait. One of these doohickeys have to activate it. Babes, it's working.

[00:10:06]>> Wait, what? Oh, no.

[00:10:07]>> Everyone get to their seats.

[00:10:09]>> Okay. Yeah. Guys, go to your seats. This we're taking off. Uh, >> yay, babes.

[00:10:13]>> Crystal, you did it properly, right? Uh, >> I have no idea. I hope so.

[00:10:17]>> Oh, no, bro. Um, the engines ARE VROOMING AND WE'RE LIFTING OFF. OH YEAH, BABES. I GOT THIS. I think >> Chris, are you sure? HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

[00:10:31]OH MY GOODNESS. OH MY GOODNESS.

[00:10:36]>> YO, WHERE IN THE WORLD ARE WE? WHAT THE HECK?

[00:10:39]>> UM, GUYS, we're literally in a different universe right now, babes. Hi. Um, I kind of CRASHED THE PLANE.

[00:10:45]>> CRYSTAL. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, DUDE.

[00:10:48]>> OH, LOOK. We're in snow heaven.

[00:10:52]>> Wait. Wo. Oh, this place is sick. Uh, dude, >> I say we hop on the slopes. Uh, >> yeah. Come on, guys. Follow the viewer.

[00:10:59]This is going to be lit. Wait, I've actually never been on slopes before.

[00:11:04]Come on. CATCH THE SEATS. NO, VIEWER.

[00:11:06]OH. OH, don't worry. I'm right behind you. Try and hop on to mine. What's good, bro? Hop on. Yo, we're about to go. This is going to be lit. We We're going.

[00:11:17]Hi, guys.

[00:11:19]>> Hey, babes.

[00:11:20]>> Oh, hi guys. You're already up.

[00:11:22]Whoa. We're zooming right now, dude.

[00:11:26]Holy moly. We're going literally up so high. And we could ski on the other side. Bro, we have to hit that, right?

[00:11:35]Uh, all right. B, let's hit all the way to the top of the slopes, my boy.

[00:11:44]We made it. All right, B. Hop down, my boy. Now, let's see. What are you going to use to get down the slopes? Uh, are you going to use skis or are you going to use a board? UH, OKAY. HEY, HEY, HEY, STOP THROWING BALLS AT MY OH MY GOD.

[00:12:00]OKAY, HE'S THROWING BALLS AT ME, GUYS.

[00:12:01]HE'S THROWING balls at me. And no, HE'S USING A SLED. WA! THIS IS AWESOME.

[00:12:09]OH my goodness, that was sick. And wait, we could stay on THE SLEDS. HI, DUDE.

[00:12:14]THIS IS SO LIT. I'M ON THE ICE, >> BABES. This is so much fun.

[00:12:18]>> Yeah, dude. And viewer, did you have a lot of fun today? UH, AWESOME. You know what? We can go on more adventures together because that was an awesome adventure. And if you want to join us on the next, click right here. Bye.