Sparky provides a sharp, logical critique of biblical narratives that effectively exposes the deep-seated contradictions within traditional concepts of divine justice. This discourse serves as a necessary exercise in rational skepticism for anyone questioning the moral foundations of religious dogma.
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[sighs] I thought I pushed the button twice, but we got it. Now we're here. Now it's working. That's here. Sparky's here.
Fire in the hole. [laughter] Welcome in everybody. Good to see you. Thanks for joining. Let's get the microphones working, shall we? Well, that might be helpful.
I need a whole team of people over here just to set everything up for me.
[laughter] Oh, I'm terrible at this. All right.
[clears throat] Oh, you know what? We're missing the music. Kachchow.
>> Is there anything in the Bible that you yourself [clears throat] have an issue with? [laughter] >> Green light. God says go. [music] Absolutely, guys. Absolutely.
There's a devil guy.
>> Reading [music] the Bible to realize that those [singing] things were bad for you.
>> I did. I fig I figured this out on your own.
Corky butts.
Welcome in Bang. Good to see you here and there.
>> Ed Bundy could be redeemed.
>> God doesn't kill children.
>> Passover system just so he's able to forgive you.
>> That'll be great. Mickey with the horns.
One of these days I'll do that one.
Welcome in guys. Thanks for joining.
Guest lines are open. We had a phone call just a second ago. Call back, Mr. 910. I saw you there. You could have been the first one, but you failed to be patient. All right, links on the top for the YouTube down below for the tic tac.
On Tuesdays, we do a little pre-show before the show to hang out, watch me set things up and fail miserably at setting up anything techn technological.
Uh, but it is fun. So, members only for that and fans only. Only fans or whatever that's called on Tic Tac. 910, welcome in. Are you 18 or over? 910.
Yes, I am. And I Yes, I am a Bible Christian.
>> Well, fantastic. I appreciate you asking the next the next qu answering the next question for me. What do you got?
>> Oh, yeah. So, uh even though I'm a Christian myself, it's like I really do appreciate your show. It's It's definitely fun.
>> All right.
>> To see how some Christians respond to some of the things >> and I just wanted to say I don't know what it is, but just keep it up. I don't I seriously don't know what it is. If it's uh I start questioning the Bible sometimes I ask everybody everybody they don't really they say oh we don't really know. I'm like why don't you know >> that's nobody seems to know the answers to these silly silly things they claim.
Um what is like the number one thing you're doubting with? Is there anything specific?
>> Um the one question I I still remember from Oh my gosh, where is my Bible? uh Niku when uh Nikki Nikki or Nick Niku asked it if God is the go creator of the world then why does he allow so much pain to happen to us? That's the question that nobody has really answered to me.
>> Oh that's yeah that's for sure. That's for sure. Well, he wants the suffering as far as the Bible says. That's part of the his plan his perfect plan there. I think that's a pretty disgusting [ __ ] plan. [laughter] >> Yeah, I agree with you.
>> Cool. Well, I appreciate it, man. thanks for coming up and uh >> Yes, sir.
>> Enjoy the show.
>> Yes, sir. Thank you so much. Have a good one.
>> Even the Christians like watching me destroy Christians. That's funny.
[laughter] That makes me laugh. Terry and Jason over at the Naughty Atheist on YouTube.
Welcome in guys. Good to see you there.
Don't forget to follow Sparky everywhere. Tic Tac, YouTube. Yeah, [ __ ] everywhere. Tamara, welcome in. Tamara, are you 18 or over?
Oh, Tamara is not 18 or over. And Tamara is banned. Congratulations, Tamara. What an idiot. I hope his mommy's proud of him. I bet you his mommy's real [ __ ] proud of that guy. Oh, probably. Actually, gas lines are open.
Uh, check the link on the YouTube, guys.
I'm not Sometimes it doesn't work. Um, [ __ ] off Willie Bear. Yeah, free Fanny.
Oh, restriction. That was pretty quick.
Is it because I said [ __ ] so many [ __ ] times? That was pretty [ __ ] quick. Sounds like we got a crybaby Christian over there. [laughter] Fetuses. Yeah. Yeah. Fetuses are usually pieces of [ __ ] when they call. I don't understand why all the children suck nowadays. 484, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
484.
>> Uh, no. Absolutely not.
>> Yeah. Fat. Absolutely. All right. What do you got for me, sir?
I just wanted to thank you for all your work you're doing and bringing light to something that should be talked about more and I just I can't stand religion.
So, thank you.
>> Appreciate it, man. Have a good night.
Enjoy the show.
>> You, too. Yep. Bye.
[clears throat and laughter] >> Wild fun. And I do enjoy it. I want to talk to Christians. I can't have a show without that nonsense lasagnas. I just it just rebel testing one too.
Uh oh. Well, at least you're there.
Hearing you on the other hand is a a different story, but at least we got you up. The link does work on the YouTube, Christians. So, all you guys crying in there, Jesus is king. [laughter] Get your dumb asses up on the show.
Nobody wants to hear your Jesus is king.
Oh man, you're so funny. Long live Twister says, "God is good." Uh, thanks, Rebel. put you down there. I appreciate it. Says, "God is good."
Um, but that's it. No explanation. You need God, says Tomahawk. Uh, no thank you.
Why do I need an invisible friend? I don't understand this Christians. Why do you think I need an invisible friend?
Your specific invisible friend at that.
Like, there's so many better invisible friends out there you could choose from.
Why the farts would you choose a documented child killer who unalivives himself pointlessly spreading his blood all over you? I don't know.
Very [ __ ] weird. Very [ __ ] weird.
Christians, I don't get it. Get yourselves onto the show. Come on up. Get yourselves onto the live. Vernon says, "God is good, but no explanation there." Vernon, come on up. Birdie, buddy, let's talk about that statement you just made. [laughter] That very silly statement, NOVA. THANKS, NOVA. Gotta give you props, Sparky.
After speaking with some Christians this weekend, I have no idea how you can put up with talking to these dumb [ __ ] T-shirt also shipped today. Can't wait to get it. Absolutely. All things ship out on Wednesday. It's actually shipped, but it'll be Wednesday. Uh, but yes, all if you order from the Naughty Atheist, everything ships out on Wednesdays because Sparky is a busy [ __ ] So, yes. Glad, man. Hope you enjoy that [ __ ] man. Thank you, though. Appreciate it. Ice Reptilian, why do you need an invisible friend? Who hurt you? I love that [ __ ] question, Ice, that is a great question.
Um, oh, uh, dolls and mods. Dolls, hold on. [laughter] I'm being passed notes. Dolls and Vang.
Dolls and Vang. If you guys want to be mods, uh, let let me know or let Lucy know. Lucy, do you do you have ability to do that?
>> No.
>> Damn it. Okay. Well, if you guys would like to be mods, let Lucy know and I'll get you guys in there, uh, after the show. But yeah, thanks guys. Guest lines are open. Get yourselves into the show.
I missed another phone call, but that's okay. Getting a little iffy tonight. Iffy. Still gonna be fun though. We got this. It'll be great.
[clears throat] Link is on the top. Christians, get yourselves into the show. Come on up.
Let's have that chat.
Uh, the number is a little small. Oh, I'm using the wrong one. That's probably why. Here we go. Watch this shenanigans.
We're going to do this. We're going to take an image and we're going to fix that. This is going to be way better. I got an idea.
Kachchow. Nope.
Kachchow. That's the ticket. There it is. Kachchow. Kachchow.
Tada. That's much better. Oh well, I'm kind of in the way, but that's okay. You get the gist of it. That's much better.
Now you can see the phone number and everything on there. The tacos and the electricity. Kachchow. Love those lightning bolts. Thank you, Mr. order. I want the power to put children here to to sleep. Come here to sleep. Yeah, that'd be great. Or just tell on themselves. I want that power. Go tell your mommy what you just did.
Jake, welcome in. Jake, are you 18 or over?
>> Yep.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian, Jake?
>> I am.
>> Uh, what do you got for me, Jake?
>> Oh, I was just wondering why you didn't believe in God.
>> Oh, which God? Your God specifically?
The Bible god? cuz he's number one that is the dumbest [ __ ] story.
>> That's like the dumbest [ __ ] story number one. And number two, >> I lack any kind of uh evidence for that thing to to be existing. I don't believe in magic. I don't believe in fairy tales. All of that, man.
>> Oh, but perfect. I mean, I wouldn't either. That's why I believe >> Oh, you believe in people coming back from the dead?
>> Yes.
>> Oh, see, that's the magic and fairy tale [ __ ] I don't believe. Why do you believe that your your invisible friend came back to life?
>> Well, it wasn't an invisible friend. It was >> Oh, he's definitely your invisible friend, Jake. You have an invisible friend. His name is Jibus. I'm sure he lives in your heart and he tells you things, right?
>> Um, no. Do you believe in Adolf Hitler?
>> Wow, what a weird thing to [ __ ] say.
Jake, I don't believe that your God did miracles. I don't care if Jesus walked the earth, Jake. What I want to know is I don't I want to know how do you know the miracles happened, Jake? How do you know that nonsense [ __ ] happened?
>> Well, that's why you have faith, sir.
>> That's not That's okay. So, you don't know. What you do is you just [ __ ] pretend that it's real. So, Jake, I can't live in your fantasy [ __ ] world. I'm not a [ __ ] weirdo like that. So, you have a fantasy world that you would that you involve an invisible man in. What's that?
>> Actually, sir, if you'd let me talk.
>> Oh, watch this, Jake.
He can talk all you want to your mom, all you want to your invisible friend.
I'm not going to talk to Jake right now.
Jake, we're gonna take a break. Break from Jake. [laughter] You're welcome back later, Jake.
Grayson, welcome in. Are you 18 or over, Grayson?
>> What's up?
>> I said, "Are you 18 or over?" And your dumb ass came up here and got banned like a silly little person. Seven or 978, are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, I am. And I think Jake has an invisible butthole. And I think I have an invisible penis. [laughter] >> As long as it's not detachable, I guess.
[laughter] Great song, by the way. I can't play that on the air. Anyways, guest lines are open. Come on up. Let's get this conversation started. Jessica, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
>> Yeah.
>> Uh, [sighs and gasps] one more time.
>> Yeah. I don't believe you. All right.
You're not going to come back here either. Welcome. Wig person is not coming back.
Uh, who is this? 515. Welcome in. Are you 18 or over? 515.
>> Liar. This is when it happens. The ball starts rolling. That phone line just don't stop. I love it. Here we go. 515.
Got X marked out. Devin, welcome in.
Devin, are you 18 or over Devon?
>> Yes.
>> Goddamn children. Go away children. But, you know, at least we know the phone lines are working. [laughter] Parenting isn't working, though. We know the parenting isn't working. [laughter] That's one thing we've figured out.
Darcy, are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, I am.
>> Awesome. Are you a Bible believing Christian, Darcy?
>> Uh, my Sorry, my name is Dustin. That is an old name, but um >> I am a Bible believing Christian.
>> Dustin, hold on. Let me get you Dustin here. All right. What do you got for me, Dustin?
Well, I am just making sure my my stream is muted.
Um, well, I just wanted to ask you why you became an agnostic atheist.
>> I lack a belief in a god, so therefore I'm I'm an atheist. It's not something you Well, I guess you do kind of become it because you lose the faith, you lose the belief. So, there you go.
>> Okay. What were some of the experiences or um things that happened um in your life that led you to that um belief? I read the book. The book is [ __ ] garbage. Holy [ __ ] waffles. Once I read the book, I started doing more research about where the book came from, where the people came from, where the belief systems came from, where belief systems in general came from, where gods in general came from, and all that [ __ ] [ __ ] Mr. Dustin. So, it's all a bunch of goddamn nonsense once you really look into it. Once you pick up the book and read it for yourself, from in the beginning to the musical apocalypse, it's all poppycck.
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, um, do you have like a one example for me?
>> Sure. We can start with in the beginning. Do you believe that creation story to be true?
>> Um, I do. It would be >> better translated as when God began to create.
>> I don't give a flying farts. I don't give a flying fart, Dustin. What I want to know is, did your God put the magical trees in the middle of the garden?
>> Um, yes.
>> Yes. Okay. Why the [ __ ] did he do something so stupid?
>> Um, he sent I believe that he sent men here to >> That's weird. experienced a probationary period.
>> I asked a question. Why would your god send trees there? You to probation?
>> Does your god know everything, Dustin?
>> Um, all that can be known. Yes.
>> So, [ __ ] [ __ ] So, your god already knows what the what the people are going to do?
>> Uh, no. I don't.
>> So, he doesn't know what people are going to do. He's not all knowing.
>> Well, I I I believe in in open sism and process thought. So >> So your god doesn't know everything.
Um, if you mean like he knows everything that will happen in the future. I don't think that's >> Does your dumbass god know what's going to happen when he puts his [ __ ] trees in the middle of the garden?
>> Um, yeah. I think he has a pretty good idea.
>> Jesus crapped on a cracker, man. Okay.
So then he knows he's what's going to happen when he puts the stupid [ __ ] trees there. Does he know what's going to happen when he puts the stupid [ __ ] talking snake in there?
>> Yes, he does.
>> Holy [ __ ] waffles. So your God knows exactly what's going to [ __ ] happen.
What does that sound like to you?
>> Well, I think that's a little bit of a straw man.
>> OH MY [ __ ] ON a Tuesday, Dustin, I asked you what does that sound like to you? You're we established your God knows what's going to happen when he puts the trees there. Your God knows what's going to happen when he puts the stupid snake there. Now, what would be the reason for s doing such a thing, Dustin? Give me a good reason for doing such a thing.
Okay. It's to sever man from the presence of God so that they can have a probationary period is what I believe.
>> Well, that's about the dumbest [ __ ] [ __ ] Why?
>> Um because he's trying to cultivate our souls into becoming as he is in order to do that.
>> He's trying He can't cultivate souls that are like this is the stupidest.
See, this is the problem with Christians. They like they think their God lacks things. They shut the [ __ ] up.
Hold on a second. I'm [ __ ] talking, Dustin. How [ __ ] rude. Okay, >> I apologize.
Did you do you know that your God has a plan?
>> Yes, I do.
>> Okay. Is what's your God's plan for humanity?
>> It's to um help us to become what he is so that >> where do you see that in your Bible?
Where do you see that, Dustin? Where do you see that silly nonsense in your Bible?
>> So, I don't believe in just the Bible, but you're going to see that in First John 2.
>> What's it say?
>> Just the proper midrash of the >> What's it say? What's first John's 2 say?
>> That when we see him, we'll be like him.
Righteous. He's righteous.
>> When will we see him, we'll be like him and righteous. Hold on. What verse specifically?
>> Um, let me pull my Bible.
>> A Christian that HAS HIS BIBLE. OH, DUSTIN, it's a Christmas miracle.
[laughter] I tell you, these Christians never carry their [ __ ] Bible to a live conversation. It's so weird.
>> I I apologize, man.
>> No, you're fine. It'd be I mean, it's just funny. Uh so two >> oh sorry first John three first John three >> three that's that's okay which one love one another little children and his commandments >> no verse six and seven >> six and seven >> probably through nine >> oh jeez >> I'm I'm reading the King James but I can >> don't ever read the King James throw that [ __ ] away and get a real Bible what the farts >> all right no one who abides in him sins no one who abides in him sins No one who sins has ever seen him or known him.
That's not helping me. Little children, let you deceive. No, that's not helping me. Everyone who commits a sin is of the devil. That's [ __ ] dumb. I still don't get it. It's not there. It's not there.
>> It says, "Little children, let the one who deceives you. Everyone who does what is right is righteous just as he is righteous."
>> What the [ __ ] dude?
>> Beloved, we are God's children. Now that what we will has not yet has been revealed. What we will be has not yet been revealed. What we do is this. This is nonsense.
>> When he is revealed, he will be like, we will be like him. For we will see him as he is >> and all have this hope in him, purify themselves just as he is pure.
>> So what do you think happens when you see God?
So when we see God um the purpose of life is for us to >> I don't give a [ __ ] I'm asking you what happens when you see God? Like the second I see God, what happens?
>> Um, according to parts of the Bible, you die. But according to other parts of the Bible, you'll um >> No, according to this verse, look, you're what do we do when he is revealed? We will be like him. For we will see him as he is. And all who have this hope in him, that's [ __ ] dumb.
Uh him purify themselves. So all you have to have is a hope. Like that's so [ __ ] dumb. Christianity is so silly.
So, we're going to go back to the thing.
What is re when he is revealed, we will be like him. What does that words What do those words mean to you?
>> When he is revealed, we will be like >> Yeah. So, part of part of the um esoterica in life is that we are trying to get back into the garden of Eden through our >> What the No, that's been cut off. You can't get back there. You go to heaven.
You don't go back to the Garden of Eden.
Plus, God's going to destroy the planet.
So, Eden's not going to >> realize the presence of God. If you if you read like Bible scholarship, you can >> So now you're So now you're just [ __ ] using words that aren't [ __ ] used as words and changing them around. Dustin, this is getting dumb. Please help me understand what the [ __ ] happens when you see him. What does that mean?
Revealed.
>> So So when when you ask me when I see him, in what context do you mean?
>> The [ __ ] verse, Dustin. When he is revealed, we will be like him. What the [ __ ] does Dustin's brain do when he hears that that sentence?
Well, I'm thinking about um entering back into the presence of God, right?
>> No.
>> So, >> so you're taking that when he is revealed, we will be like him and you're taking the words we will be like him as we will be in his presence.
>> No, I'm saying when we see him and appearing before the Lord is a theme throughout the Bible. So, like >> [ __ ] Dustin, I'm I'm I'm losing it.
I'm losing it. This is getting stupider.
Every every [ __ ] second I let you talk, it just gets dumber. Do you know who? Do you know who? Damn.
>> I don't care. Don't care. Dar. Darcy.
Dustin. Dustin.
>> Okay. Have Have a good day, sir. I love you.
>> That's disgusting and weird.
[ __ ] strangers coming up telling me you love me. Creepy. I don't know you.
Anna, welcome in. Anna, are you 18 or over?
>> Oh yeah.
>> Oh yeah. [laughter] You a Bible believing Christian, Anna?
>> I'm ready for you, my brother. Let's get it on.
>> More creepy. [laughter] Um What is your number one reason for believing this garbage to be true?
>> I'm sorry, brother. You cut out on me.
Sorry.
>> Oh, it sounds like there's some background noise. Maybe me in the background there.
>> No, no, I'm good. But say it again. I got you.
>> No, you get rid of me in the background so I don't hear the feedback.
>> Oh, how's that?
>> Testing, 125.
All right.
All right. Cool. So, what's your number one reason for believing this nonsense to be true, Anna?
>> So, so when you >> Hold on, pause. Anna, Anna, pause. Just pause. Hold on a second. I'm put you in time for three 30 seconds. I got Hold on. Hold on. Jason, holy [ __ ] Waffle Jason. Manow.
Thank you, man. Here you go, Sparky.
Thanks for shipping my glass out. If you blocked my number 585, I tried calling in and went right to voicemail. Please, or PS. Much trust and respect you like God. Here you go. Thanks, man. [ __ ] thanks. Appreciate the crap out of it.
Enjoy the Enjoy that glass, though. Uh, if you have any problems, let me know.
[ __ ] yeah. Thank you, man. Thank you, Jason. Holy crap. Oh, and our our caller ran away. I'm sorry. Nobody has patience. None of these callers have any [ __ ] patience. 774, are you 18?
>> Yes.
>> No, you're not.
Oh, but it was fun hanging up on you.
774. No, I really Dustin, man, these Christians, they just say words. So for him, I'm trying to break down where the [ __ ] he's getting this [ __ ] weird idea. So when he is revealed and then we will be like him. So for him, that means we're going to be in his presence, but then it's not in his presence and then he just [ __ ] gets mad and belligerent because he's an idiot and doesn't know what he believes. 903, are you 18 or over?
>> Huh?
>> Peggy, can you hear me?
>> Yes, I can hear you.
>> Are you a Bible believing? Sorry. Are you 18 or over?
>> No.
[laughter] >> That was easy. Uhuh.
Ex.
Uh 718, welcome in. 718, are you 18 or over?
Okay. Well, we're not going to deal with that stupid [ __ ] God damn. 607, welcome in. Are you 18 or over? 607.
What?
>> Six. What >> are you alive?
>> Oh, I don't want to talk to you.
[laughter] Oh, goodbye 607. No more 607 for you.
Uh, Anna. Anna's Anna's back. Anna, what happened?
>> All right. I'm here. Sorry. It's my wife's phone. That's why I came up as Anna.
>> Oh, >> who is it?
>> It's I'm Dave. So, >> Dave. There we go.
>> Yeah, man. you uh you brought up some really interesting questions and as a Christian uh we get them all the time. We should should be able to answer for them, right? Because if we say we believe in something, we should say like why we believe in it.
>> Christians can't answer any of my [ __ ] questions. It's so annoying.
>> Well, no. No, I got you, man. I got you.
But I that verse that you were reading, um read that again, will you?
>> I really don't want to, but I'll I will.
John 3:2, when he is when [clears throat] he is revealed, we will be like him.
>> Right? So, there are there's other parts of the Bible that talk about um we are made in the image of God, right?
>> I don't really care. And Dave, what's your point here?
>> My point is, stop talking.
>> What?
>> What?
>> My Yeah, YOU INTERRUPT EVERY >> OH NO, DAVE. GUESS WHAT, DAVE? You get a big old shut the [ __ ] UP. GOODBYE, DAVE.
What a dumbass.
[laughter] [ __ ] tell me to stop talking. You think you're gonna hang out on the show after telling me to stop talking?
[laughter] [ __ ] off, Dave. What a [ __ ] idiot.
Oh, shitball. 774. Are you 18 or over?
[ __ ] Dave.
>> Yes.
>> No, you're not. That's it. Oh, you're that one. You're that 704. Goodbye. 774.
You're not coming back. Hope you enjoyed that. Okay, this is a different 704.
All right, John. Here we go. Oh, no. Got the restriction. Probably because I told somebody to [ __ ] off. [laughter] Oh, I did it again.
>> Hello.
>> Welcome in, caller. Are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, sir, I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> I am.
>> Dave's Nonsense Lasagna. What do you got for me, man? Um, well, I was I actually just joined your live when you were talking with that uh one gentleman and you were in the beginning and I think one of your questions was why would God like create the trees? Was that your question or like one of your >> No, but we can talk about this those silly little trees. Did do you believe the Genesis story to be true?
>> I do believe the Genesis story to be true.
>> Why did your God put the trees in the garden?
because the information that the trees held wasn't something that God was opposed for us to have, but something that he wanted us to have in the right time.
>> So, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Wow. So, your god's got some candy, but he wants everybody to have dinner first. So, what your stupid [ __ ] God does is puts the candy right on the [ __ ] floor where all the kids are going to eat it and gets mad when they eat it.
For real, John. That's That's also dumb.
>> Try again.
>> I mean, >> let's try something that's not really dumb. [laughter] >> Good luck, John. Good luck.
>> I see what you're saying. But >> do you >> I see what you're saying. And from your perspective, yeah, I guess it could seem um >> from logic from the logical perspective, from a rational thinking [ __ ] perspective, John.
>> Okay. So, let me let me pose a question for you. When you were growing up with your parents, let's say they bought ice cream.
>> How stupid. John, this is [ __ ] dumb.
John, shut the [ __ ] up. We're going to do something different. It's called the gummy worm scenario here, John. I came up with many years ago. So, this is the scenario. This is the exact [ __ ] Adam and Eve [ __ ] It's a daycare.
Correct. Do Adam and Eve know right from wrong?
>> No.
>> Right. So, when God tells them, "Don't eat the tree?" They're like, "Okay."
They're like [ __ ] kids. So, if I go to a daycare and I take a gummy worm and I fill it with [ __ ] rat poison, I leave it in the middle of the daycare and then I pass out little leaflets to the kids saying, "Don't eat. Don't eat.
Very bad. We'll kill you." How long?
When I leave that room, how long till one of those [ __ ] kids?
How long? Not very [ __ ] long, John.
I'm going to actually I'm going to add a little sauce to this [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going to let a bad guy in to convince the kids to eat the [ __ ] gummy.
That's exactly what the scenario is in Genesis. Your god created a [ __ ] poison tree, put it in the middle of a [ __ ] daycare, left the room, let the bad guy in to convince them and gets pissed off when they eat it. It's [ __ ] dumb, John.
>> It's [ __ ] dumb.
>> Okay.
>> See, like I I I see I see I see what you're saying.
>> Yeah.
>> But you got to understand Oh, do I? that God's intention wasn't for [laughter] us to not >> God's intentions were for us to fail, John. Clearly, he wanted us to [ __ ] fail.
>> Okay. Well, I see what you're saying. If God's intentions were us to fail, then why would he send Jesus?
>> The [ __ ] does that mean? What the [ __ ] does Jesus do, John? What the [ __ ] does Jesus do?
>> Jesus died on the cross for our sins to forgive >> You're an idiot. Does your God forgive without death?
>> Yes.
>> Good. So, you don't need Jesus. So, what the [ __ ] did Jesus actually do, John? If he didn't actually con or save us from the [ __ ] sin [ __ ] which we still have everywhere. Didn't work that time.
Didn't work in the [ __ ] Noah's Arc story either. So, if he doesn't do that, what the [ __ ] was the point?
>> So, Jesus didn't get rid of sins by dying. He got rid of the consequences of our sins by dying. Wow. What consequences did he need to get rid of?
Because according to the Bible, you can just be forgiven. God forgives the entire [ __ ] city of Nineveh without them sacrificing a [ __ ] thing.
>> John, have you read your garbage book?
>> I have.
>> You have? So, >> all of these places in here where your God forgives without bloodshed or [ __ ] sacrifices, where he can do this, he's capable of [ __ ] do it and he does do it.
>> Did you miss those parts? Did you skip over those parts because you like the Jesus story so much? Like why did you why did you not recognize what's going on here with your own God in his book?
>> The answer to that question is those um instances of forgiveness were only um for those specific times. [laughter] >> What a [ __ ] idiot. Yeah, he can't do it anymore. He can't do it no more.
John, that's the dumbest [ __ ] [ __ ] man. You sound so dumb coming up here and defending this [ __ ] It's so [ __ ] obviously stupid. This is so obviously fake and fraudulent, Matt. This makes no [ __ ] sense. But John's bending over backwards, pulling [ __ ] out of his ass, hoping that I turn and love his invisible friend. John, that's dumber than [ __ ] man. And I can't I can't join you in that journey. I can't join you in that journey.
>> I got you. Just Just give me like a couple more seconds to finish this.
>> You have five seconds. Go.
>> All right.
>> I wonder if he's still talking.
>> [laughter] >> Ah, I need a break from John. Sometimes you just need a break from these Christians. They just get so out there, man. Jeffrey, welcome in Jeffrey. Are you 18 or over, Jeffrey?
>> Thanks for having me.
>> Bye, Jeffrey. Don't call back, Jeffrey.
Or I'll call back and ask to talk to your mommy.
[laughter] Flowers, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
18.
>> Oh, that's so funny. You're so funny.
Flowers isn't allowed back either.
I so sad. 18. [laughter] Uh 859, welcome in. 859. Are you 18 or over?
>> I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> I like Christian mysticism. Do you still wish to talk to me?
>> You like Christian mysticism?
>> Jesus. Worshiping Jesus is not the truth. It is rather we are all Christ.
>> Where do you get that dumb idea?
>> Uh Joel Goldmith.
>> Why the [ __ ] do you believe Joel Goldsmith?
>> I don't know.
>> Well, that's stupid. Don't believe stupid people. That's a really dumb thing to say. First off, we're all Christ. You sound like a [ __ ] Looney Tune. Maybe you should drop this nonsense so you don't sound so dumb.
>> I don't know.
>> Yeah, I think you should, buddy. I think you should. But good luck with that.
Have fun with your Joel, buddy. But make sure you get consent first. Goodbye, [ __ ] weirdos.
[laughter] We're all Christ. Okay. We're all No, we're all Morty. That's what it was.
We're all Morty. I love that episode.
317. Are you 18 or over?
>> I am.
>> I asked a question. Are you 18 or over?
>> I said I am.
>> Oh, sorry. I missed that part. I thought you said hello. Are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> I am.
>> What do you got for me?
>> I just wanted to know what you think of the fact that right now the last two pages of the Bible are being lived out in real time. [laughter] [screaming] >> Oh no. Every generation of Christian, including [ __ ] Jesus's dumbass, thought that Jesus was coming back in their lifetime. I [ __ ] love it. Look at this idiot. I bet you. Do you think it's uh there's wars? Do you think there's wars and rumors of wars and that's why >> I DO?
>> AH, [screaming] PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHEN there's never been wars.
[laughter] Remember that one time?
>> Hey, dumbass. Remember that one time there was a whole world war and your god still never showed up? Maybe I think we had two of those [ __ ] and your god still never showed up. What an idiot.
Why do you think now you have it right?
Why do you think you have the right time, dude?
>> Why do you think Oh, man. Why do you think you have the right time though?
>> And if you don't repent right now, >> hey, hey, dumbass. Why do you think you have the right time?
>> What do you mean?
>> Like, why do you think it's now?
>> I Because like the Bible everything that >> because like the Bible SAID WARS. THE BIBLE SAID there's going to be wars. So therefore, uh the wars >> nations would rise against each other and nations have. And if you don't, >> every [ __ ] nation, every [ __ ] time in human history, nations have been at war, dumbass. Did you not realize that?
>> You die. And when you die, God is going to wow you. You're allowed to do what you want.
>> You're still being a dumbass. So you're telling me you believe that the end times are happening because there's [ __ ] wars. But you also agree that there's always been wars throughout human history. Correct.
>> Yes, I believe that.
>> Congratulations. You are a complete idiot. Thank you so much. I think you should repent before it's lit. I really want to see >> why. I don't want Why would I want to be in your heaven? What an idiot. Did you know that you're Jesus? Hey. Hey, dumbass. No, I don't want to go to any of your fantasy lands. I think they're both hellish.
>> Fantasy lands.
>> Yes, I know they're not fantasy lands. I know. And you you don't have an invisible imaginary friend. I know it's a real relationship. We've all heard it before. We all still going to laugh at you. But I want to know when do when did Jesus Hey, [ __ ] When did Jesus say that the that he was coming back?
What do you mean? He He said, "You'll never know the time or the hour."
>> Mark 13:30 through31. Truly I tell you.
What does it mean when Jesus says, "Truly I tell you." What do you think that means >> there? I don't It's I think it's in the book of Matthew, but there's a verse that says >> I said Mark, [ __ ] I said Mark 13:30 through31 and I said truly, what do you think truly means? And you're over here in Matthew. You're not an honest interlocator. You're just a dumbass that wants to preach your stupid nonsense.
I'm not going to fall for it. You can [ __ ] right off. Goodbye.
>> Pull his [ __ ] out of his ass. So, we're going to go with Mark 13:30. Truly, I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all these things these things have happened. Heaven and earth will not pass away, but my words will my my words will never pass away. Jesus thought it was going to be within his lifetime. Who else thought it was going to be within their lifetime? Oh, what? He says, "No one knows about the day or hour in the sun."
Luke, he told them that this is written.
The Messiah will suffer and rise from the dead on the third day, and repentance for forgiveness of sin will be preached in his name to all nations.
I'm sorry. Have all nations been preached to it? I still think there's some places that he hasn't gone yet.
Beck, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
Also, John or sorry, Paul thought it was going to be in his lifetime, too. 1 Corinthians 15:51-52.
Beck, can you hear me?
>> Are you 18 or over?
>> YES. [laughter] CREEPY. God damn. People like the sound of children. I don't get it. It's [ __ ] creepy. It's like nails on a chalkboard. David, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
>> No.
>> Then [ __ ] off. Oh my farts. Children, read the [ __ ] screen. All the children watching, number one, [ __ ] off.
Number two, read the screen and then [ __ ] off. [laughter] Just do the [ __ ] off part. Just do that one. Isaiah, welcome in. Isaiah, are you 18 or >> Yes.
>> Happy Toddler Tuesday. Yeah. Are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> Yes, sir.
>> Oh, man. What do you got for me, Isaiah?
Oh, Tic Tac. I see you guys. I got you next. I didn't even see you there. I just now saw you. All right. What do you got for me, Isaiah?
>> Oh, sorry. Hold on. I gotta go. Uh, how long will you be on?
>> Well, that's fun. I'll be on for uh till about 8.
>> All right. Sounds good. Thank >> you. Bye.
Uh, I almost picked somebody, but then somebody jumped ahead there. Joe, welcome in. Joe, are you 18 or over?
Joe.
Joe, can you hear me?
Is it me? Oh, it is me. Joe, try again.
Oh, no. It's not me. It's just Joe. Joe doesn't know how to use a microphone.
Joe, learn how to use a microphone.
Who's next?
Geo Master, welcome in. Geom Master, are you 18 or over?
Oh, premature. Hold on. He's almost there. J Gio, [laughter] that's still loading. What's going on over there?
I'm going to take this phone call, Gio, while you load. You load there, Gio.
I'mma take a phone call. Um [ __ ] Phoner person. Phone call person. Are you 18 or over? Person on the phone. Caller.
That's the thing. Caller, are you 18 or over?
>> Oh no, caller. Oh no, you suck. All right. Well, Gio's gone. Gio didn't work. Let's try another one. Tweet.
Welcome in. Tweet.
>> What's up, dork?
>> What's up, man? Are you 18 or over?
>> Absolutely. Are you >> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> Absolutely. I'm not a bozo. What do you mean?
>> Okay. Tweet. What do you got for me?
>> Uh, so do you know who Thomas Hobbes is?
>> Nope.
>> Or or any of the famous atheist prominent atheists that were their last words before they died.
>> Don't care. Don't give a flying farts.
Why should I care? Tweet.
>> Because you're an atheist. Well, I mean, wait, let me get Wait, hold on. You You church up the word by atheist by putting agnostic in front of it, but you're just an atheist. Oh, >> but anyway, >> tweets. I think tweets a little butt hurt. You got They got cream for that now. Tweet. They got cream for all that butt hurt you got. I love all that butt hurt. It makes me happy. Tweet. I love it. I love it. All butt hurt. Is it the horns that make you buttth hurt or the atheist part that makes you butt hurt?
Which part don't you like? Which part don't you like? Tweet.
>> Why would I be butt hurt?
>> Oh, cuz you're crying like a little [ __ ] up here. It's pretty sad.
>> That's all you That's all you've been, dude.
>> Oh, there it is. See? Oh, I knew it.
Look at him go.
>> Tweet. Hey, tweet.
>> Hang up on everybody.
>> Hey, tweet. Hey. Hey, tweet. You hang up on everybody.
>> Tweet. Do you think it's okay to uh send wild animals to tear apart children?
Tweet.
>> I mean, if you're God, God, whatever [clears throat] God does.
>> And there you go. Tweet's a disgusting human being.
>> Garbage.
>> You are a garbage human being. Tweet.
[ __ ] off my live. Disgusting [ __ ] human. That's how quick it is. Just get rid of him. There you go. You going to come up here and be a dumbass? I don't want to have a conversation with you.
I'll make you look stupid and get you the [ __ ] out of here real [ __ ] quick.
So, nice try, tweet. I love that I made you angry, though. All that butt hurt.
Oh, we need a butt hurt cream. That's what we need. A little cream. [laughter] Oh, maybe it's the assorms. I think it's the assorms that was uh Maybe he's got some assorms you need to take care of.
[laughter] I'd be upset, too, if I had that many assorms. 207, are you 18 or over?
[laughter] 207, can you hear me?
Yes.
>> Are you 18 or over 207?
>> Yes.
>> What do you got for me? 207.
>> I just wanted to call and say I love your channel.
>> Awesome. Thank you, man. Appreciate it.
Have a good night.
>> All right.
>> Thank you. 207.
That was fast. Jake, I'm pretty sure we already talked. Jake's love. Just check this over here.
Oh, yeah. Jake resurrected. We're taking a break. Oh, and Jake couldn't be patient enough to wait a little bit longer. Jake, when you call back, we'll try it again. Uh 207 was there. And 270, welcome in. Are you 18 or over? Oh, I see you over there. Oh, tic tac. I'll get you guys over there, too. 270 is also a band. Congratulations, child.
That's how you get the [ __ ] out. Stopy.
Oh, who did I pick? [ __ ] I thought I picked Stop. Nope. I picked nobody.
Okay, cool. Let's try that again. Ah, and Stumpy. Jesus crap. Small screen, hard to push buttons. Stumpy, welcome in.
Hey, [clears throat] >> I'm over 18. [laughter] >> Fetus, >> can you hear me?
>> Awesome. Thanks, Stumpy. Thanks.
>> I'm over 18. Can you tell?
>> Yes. You also sound like a vulture. Have a good night, Stumpy. Thank you.
[laughter] Always good to hear from Stumpy. I almost did touch screen on my computer here. That doesn't work. That's not going to get me anywhere. 502, are you 18 or over? [laughter] >> Uh, nope.
>> Oh, man. 502. [ __ ] a. Learn to read.
Holy [ __ ] Waffles. And Jake is back.
Welcome back, Jake.
>> What's up? How are you doing?
>> Oh, fan fuckingastic, Jake.
>> Great, Tim.
>> Cool. So tell me about your resurrection. Why did that need to happen? Why did Jesus have to come back to life?
>> Oh, okay. So, you want to start there?
>> Sure, why not? Unless you had something, Jake. Go ahead. I'm open. I'm just throwing [ __ ] in the wind here.
>> Yeah. So, I was just going to talk to you about the Genesis. You were talking about that a lot recently.
>> Oh, sure. Why the farts not? Go ahead.
What do you got?
>> Yeah. So, the first part of Genesis in the Garden of Eden isn't the truth. That is a metaphor.
>> Oh, I don't care. I don't care, Jake.
>> Okay.
>> Don't care. But thanks for letting me know you don't believe it.
>> Very literally, >> Jake, I know, Jake. Oh, I'm so sorry, Jake. You don't hold that, Jake. Jake.
And that's why I needed a break from Jake right there. I needed a break from Jake. Holy [ __ ] [ __ ] Jake. Shut the [ __ ] up, Jake. Shut the [ __ ] up, Jake.
Shut the [ __ ] up, Jake. Shut the [ __ ] up, Jake. Just because you don't shut the [ __ ] up, Jake.
>> You won't shut the [ __ ] up, JAKE. HOLY [ __ ] HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STOP you from saying something stupid if YOU DON'T SHUT THE [ __ ] UP, JAKE?
>> OH, OKAY.
>> [ __ ] MAN. I'm glad that you don't take it literally, but most [ __ ] Christians take the Genesis story literally. So, when I'm talking to those [ __ ] IDIOTS, I HAVE TO pretend to be in their fantasy world of this thing is real. Jake, you don't have that fantasy world. You have another stupid [ __ ] fantasy world where Jesus came back to life and died for a reason. You probably have a You probably have a relationship with him, Jake. Do you not have a relationship with him?
>> I do.
[laughter] >> No, you don't, Jake. You live in a [ __ ] Looney Tune fantasy world. You don't have a personal relationship with your invisible friend, Jake. You have a You don't have a personal relationship with reality, Jake.
>> Oh, okay.
>> Okay. Thanks. Have a have a nice day.
This is why I needed a break from Jake.
He sets me off. Bye, Jake. I can't, man.
Maybe maybe Thursday or something. I don't [ __ ] know. [ __ ] Jake just irks me for some reason. I don't know why. Richard, welcome in. Are you 18 or over? A [ __ ] YouTube. I see you. I'll get you. Richard.
Richard.
Fat guy in a little coat.
Okay. Richard's not allowed back then. I know that one. Richard. Goodbye.
Uh 518. 518. Welcome in. 518. Are you 18 or over?
>> Stupid.
>> Oh man. [laughter] Stupid child.
Oh man. Stupid child can't get his [ __ ] [ __ ] out fast enough before he gets banned. Flowers. Oh, I'm so sorry, Flowers, but you got banned. There's a little X next to your name because you are also a dumbass. Lots and lots of dumb asses. All of these X represent dumb asses. Holy [ __ ] 941, welcome in.
Are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, sir. I'm 18 and over.
>> YouTube, I swear AJ, you're next. If I don't do it, then may God strike me with electricity in my toe. Well, uh, are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> YES, SIR.
>> OH, [ __ ] WAFFLES. THAT IS A TINY DINING on a bike. That was the coolest [ __ ] thing. Who did that? Hold on a second.
That was some cool [ __ ] right there.
>> Of course.
>> Oh, man. Who did that? Where's it?
Where's it at? I see laughing tacos.
Thanks for the laughing tacos. I don't [snorts] H There it is. Sassy Devil.
Thank you, sassy devil. I liked that.
That was really fun. All right, caller.
What you got for me?
>> Well, I just want to tell you, brother, that uh Jesus loves you.
>> I'm not your brother. Why do you think your invisible friend loves you? Well, why do you think your invisible friend loves me?
>> Why do you think that?
>> Why do I think he loves you?
>> Yeah. Why do you think that he loves me specifically, weirdo?
>> Because um you're a child just like every other human being on the planet.
We're here for a reason.
>> Why do you think that Jesus loves children?
>> Well, because like a father loves his kid.
>> Oh, you're a [ __ ] idiot. Have you read your book?
>> Uh, I have.
>> Okay. So, your father, your your dumbass piece of [ __ ] garbage father sends wild animals to tear apart his children. Do you think that's a loving [ __ ] father?
>> Well, you see, the thing about those children is that they were committing some some heinous acts against him.
>> What an idiot. You're not even paying attention. You have no idea which children I'm talking about. Your god sent several children to animals to tear apart children. Not just the bear bald man story, sir.
>> Well, we also have the children.
>> Wow. How [ __ ] disgusting. Do you think it's okay to >> Hey, [ __ ] What a [ __ ] [ __ ] you.
[ __ ] you. You garbage [ __ ] human.
It's It's not okay to defend slaughtering children. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS WRONG WITH YOU CHRISTIANS? THE [ __ ] is wrong with you? It's okay to send wild animals after kids because they did bad things. THE [ __ ] IS WRONG WITH YOU?
DISGUSTING. YOU SHOULD ALL BE [ __ ] LOCKED UP. [ __ ] psych wards and [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Disgusting. AJ, now I'm [ __ ] irked.
God damn it. AJ, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, I am. And I am 18. This is the 651.
Uh, when I called the first one, very first caller.
>> Oh, okay. Right. Um >> Oh, doubt. Yes. Okay. [laughter] >> Welcome in, man.
>> But uh yeah, I I love how the show's going and um I the only reason why I came on here was to literally let people uh let you know that um some people on the Tik Tok were like waiting for like five there's like five guests. Look, after all this time waiting, I realized that you you've answered all of them.
>> Yeah. Yeah. They're all Yeah. They don't get patient. I mean, there's a lot going on, so I can't get to everything all at once, but yeah, I do appreciate it.
Yeah. And then one Oh, one last question. Um, have you ever thought about actually sitting down and doing a uh a podcast with your wife?
>> My wife?
>> Yeah.
>> Why?
>> Just wondering cuz that I really don't hear anything about her or anything like that. I know it's not we don't need about know about your uh relationship wise, but >> I I would just like to have her in the chat. You know, >> I'm very cur c curious why though.
>> Cuz I'm I'm trying to see if she's on the agnostic AC side with you.
>> She's just like me and she's not as patient as I am. [laughter] >> Well, then you don't want to see that side of me.
>> Well, you might find her in the chat if you look real hard. All right. Thank you. Appreciate it, man. Have a good night.
>> You, too. Byebye.
>> 956, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
Yes, sir.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> Yes, sir.
>> What do you got for me?
>> Well, I want to ask you, why don't you believe in God?
>> Oh, cuz it's dumb. It's a dumb That's a dumb thing. I'm not convinced. I think it's silly nonsense.
>> Yeah. Why do you believe in your God?
>> I can repeat that.
>> Why do you believe in your God?
cuz he has uh brought me out of like >> Nope. Stop right there. I'm going to stop you right there. That's really silly nonsense. So, you think your invisible friend did something for [clears throat] you? I'd like you to help me understand how the farts you know your invisible friend did anything at all because I got a bunch of testimony bologonies from people that say Kim Ma helped them out. So, we've got all kinds of people saying their invisible friend helped them out. How the sharks do you know which one is actually doing any of this [ __ ] But what what did others tell you first?
I want to know that >> you don't. Okay, so here's the problem.
Throughout human history, throughout human history, other gods, other fantasy creatures have helped people out.
They've asked for help. They've left [ __ ] things for them. Even [ __ ] cookies and Santa Claus has come down and helped them out. All these [ __ ] things, ever since the beginning of people creating these religions, they're gods. They're invisible people have helped them out. So you all of a sudden in 2026 like, "Nope, it was definitely my invisible friend." It sounds so stupid to me. It sounds so ridiculous.
So you have to demonstrate to me how out of the millions and quadrillions and countless [ __ ] other gods that have interacted with people, how the [ __ ] do you get to your one being the real one?
>> Well, first, can I ask you uh like how have the other gods uh helped out others?
>> Every [ __ ] way possible, child. every [ __ ] way possible.
>> Like how >> I'm done. This has been fun. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
>> Hold up. What?
>> I'm telling you an answer. I'm telling you every [ __ ] way you can be helped.
These gods, these things have helped people out. And you are over here going which ways? I said every [ __ ] way.
Name one and that would be a way.
healing them, helping them get a job, helping them cross the street, helping them with relationships, helping them [ __ ] blow their [ __ ] nose. What the [ __ ] How do we know your invisible friend did [ __ ] anything at all?
>> Well, he saved us from eternal.
>> You're a dumbass. I am so sorry. You're not smart enough to have this conversation. Break free from the bondage of faith, man. It's turning you into a complete [ __ ] [ __ ] Goodbye, [ __ ] Goodbye. Holy [ __ ] I need more than two brain cells. Christians, I need a Christian with more than two [ __ ] brain cells. I don't even think he had one. What the [ __ ] 706, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
Goodbye. 706. Yep. You You had your chance and then you were you were dumb.
So [laughter] [gasps] Oh, there's so many stupid people out there. I can't understand it.
Oh my god. I don't understand. Uh, rules. Rule. No. Run. Welcome in. Run.
Are you 18 or over? Don't run.
>> Yeah, man. How's it going?
>> Oh, fantastic. Are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> Actually, I am an atheist, but I was a man of faith for God years. And I studied anthropology for over 17 years, and I found out one major thing.
>> It's all [ __ ] Yeah. [laughter] Well, congratulations on breaking free from the bondage of faith, sir.
>> Well, so and this was the thing that honestly you implement on your show, too, because I've actually spoke publicly. I've been kicked out of uh 37 churches, by the way. Um, two mosques.
>> Wow.
>> And a couple synagogues. Well, >> so the one thing that Christians can never answer, so if you look at the Bible and you go to like uh uh Numbers chapter 17 through 21, I believe things like really [ __ ] up stuff. I mean, I don't know if I can say that on your show.
Sorry, >> we just can't get runchy and whatnot, but yeah, there's a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] in there. There's a lot of [ __ ] up [ __ ] that God does is just and the reasons for the for him doing it for sure. Like like say for example tell me if you um know this verse.
>> So numbers chapter 17 verse um like 17- 21. So it says so therefore kill every male among the little ones. Kill every woman who has been with a man. Yeah.
>> But keep the female children for yourself. Yeah.
>> And these Christians are saying, "Oh, well they just needed Jewish babies." I said, "So [laughter] you're you're saying your god they taste better >> going to force the force these women to have babies with the Jews?"
>> No, no, it's not by force.
>> I'm like, "Okay." Okay.
>> Yeah. It's pretty gross. And the thing though is >> is like I tell people though when you look at every religion on this earth like you were saying earlier >> is >> honestly we have been mankind has been making religion since mankind existed.
Yeah.
>> Because why?
>> We were alone. We were in the dark and we were scared. We were being hunted by every goddamn thing.
>> Yeah.
>> So what did we do? Some guy probably one day was like, "Oh, somebody helped me. A stick fell on a goddamn wolf." And it's like, "Oh my god, my invisible friend just saved me."
>> Just like Mark or what's his face over here? Absolutely, man. I appreciate you coming up and sharing. Thanks, man. Uh, take care. Have a good night.
>> Yeah, you too, my guy. [laughter] >> Yeah, I love it. Christians can't really answer any questions. The deeper they go, most of them haven't even read their book. Uh, Adrian, thank you. They weren't kids. They were young men.
Doesn't make it any better, dumbass. But thanks for the $2. [laughter] Oh god, it's Crystal. Because it's a historical book for the Jews. Okay.
Okay. Ice Reptilian. Hail Santa. I like that one. I like that one. Hail Santa.
Sincerely, a dyslexic case. [laughter] I love it. Thank you, Ice Reptilian.
Welcome in Clab. Are you 18 or over?
>> I guess I get Well, I guess you suck then. Holy [ __ ] Waffle 706. Are you 18 or Oh, we already talked to you. your gun. Goodbye. Sorry you don't get to come back. Guest lines are open.
Christians, come on up. Let's see what we got. Ah, we got a Nico. That's what we got right there. Welcome in, Nico.
>> Hello there.
>> What you got for us tonight?
>> I just want to go ahead and say, especially to the Tic Tac live, um, if you have a problem with the fact that the host doesn't quote unquote let people talk, please find another [ __ ] live. The host will allow people to talk if they are respectful and answer his questions. He asks very simple questions. Are you 18 and over? Are you a Bible believing Christian? What do you have for me today? [laughter] And from there, >> they can either answer the questions or they can start spewing nonsense. When they start spewing nonsense or start talking about unalivvening children, he hangs up on them. It's it's a notable pattern if you just like watch patterns, but above all else, if you keep quit, if you if you keep bitching in the comments, I'm going to mute you for the rest of the live.
>> Wow.
>> Stop your bitching.
>> Careful, kids.
>> [ __ ] up. Leave a request up. But godamn, stop bitching. We're tired of it.
>> Preach it, Nico. Thank you. I appreciate it. Have a good night.
>> Good night. [laughter] >> Yeah. No, seriously. Nico has the power, guys. So, be careful. No all caps. There are four rules. Uh, caller, are you 18 or over? We'll get to the rules in a second.
>> No.
>> Oh, well then [ __ ] off my live. Holy [ __ ] waffles. All right, the rules are I don't I for some reason I don't know any of the rules off the top of my head.
No slurs is number one. No all caps is number two. No violence is number three.
And no [ __ ] spamming is number four.
Very easy Christians, don't do any of those things. And if you're an atheist and you're doing those things, be careful because you will get kicked. I mean, that's just that everybody's got to follow the rules and sometimes it's just trigger happy we go. All right, Mary, welcome in. Are you 18 or over married?
>> Yes.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian, Mary?
>> Yes.
>> What do you got for me, Mary?
>> So, I am a Christian right now and my whole family is. And I was wondering how do I I want to become an atheist. How do I transition from Christian to an atheist in the best way possible to not let my family down?
>> I don't know what that means. I don't know. You don't convert to atheism. You decon convert. You lose the faith. So what happened to me is I read the book and once I started to read the book, I it my belief went away. It's just all nonsense. Once you realize what nonsense it is, the belief goes with it. It's not it's not something you can just choose to do. It's just something that happens when you uh no longer are convinced of something to be real.
>> Okay. Thank you so much.
>> That was a weird question. Thank you.
Have a good night.
I don't even like I don't even know what that means. [laughter] I don't know.
Toasty. [ __ ] yeah. Toasty.
>> Welcome in, man.
>> Hey, how you doing, my friend?
>> Fantastic.
>> I just wanted to piggy back off what Nico said. I agree. Um, >> I do want to shout out again your podcast. If you're wanting something a little bit more like just calm, articulated, well, linear uh discussion, definitely check out his podcast. It's fantastic.
>> Thank you, sir.
>> Don't expect to be babyed here, though.
That's not what we're doing in this.
Don't expect baby to get coddled and >> yapping around, but I just wanted to shout you out on your awesome podcast and >> piggy back off what Nico said as well.
Take care, my friend.
>> Yeah. Thanks, Doy. Have a good night.
>> Absolutely. Find me at the Bible says what.com. The Bible says.com. I've been doing that long for podcast for eight years. There's 350 some odd episodes available. I talk to pastors. I talk to authors. I talk to weirdos. Well, they're all pretty much weirdos, but it's been going on for eight years. It's a little long form and it's not like this at all. This is the rapid fire.
This is the no holes bar. This is I'm not here to hold your [ __ ] hand. New York, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
>> No.
>> No. The why the [ __ ] are you here? Like, what? Ah, on tiny tinies.
Thank you, sassy. Oh, that's so cool.
Tiny. Oh, I get it on two screen. This is cool because it happens there then it happens here. I get to see it twice.
That is super cool. Thank you. SASSY KA, WELCOME IN. KA, ARE YOU uh 18 or over?
>> I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> That I am.
>> What do you got for me?
>> I got two quick questions.
>> Okay.
>> Number one, why the horns?
>> I love them. They're comfortable. Next.
>> Sure. Okay.
>> Oh, well, hold on. Wait, hold on. I put them on because when I Oh, See, I'm not Sparky right now. Now I'm just Michael.
I'm just the guy that does the Bible says what show. BUT WHEN IT COMES ON, AH, POSSESSED BY WHATEVER THE [ __ ] THIS IS. ANYWAY, SORRY. Go ahead. [laughter] >> All right. Um, number two, you said when you read the book for you, it just becomes complete nonsense. And that's why you became Christian. I mean, an agnostic.
>> I'm an agnostic atheist. I dropped Christianity because I read the Bible.
The Bible was the dumbest [ __ ] book I ever read. I'd been taught the Bible my whole life, but I never actually picked up and read these stories for myself. I started in the Exodus story and right away I found so many [ __ ] problems.
It was disgusting. And then I went back to the beginning and then from in the beginning to the musical apocalypse, it all just fell apart. And then once you're done reading that, you realize where did this [ __ ] come from? What did these people believe before that? Where did they where did they get these ideas?
Well, it turns out they were all Canaanites before that. And they had a whole pantheon of gods. L was actually one of those gods. Yahweh was and then they adopted this and Yahweh had a wife and all this [ __ ] It's so crazy sauce when you actually do the research into it. It's nonsense though. Complete poppycck.
>> Okay. Okay. Um, so what particularly I I've read Exodus.
It's it's one, you know, it's the second book. It's one of the first things you got to get through. What particularly about Exodus made you like, "Oh my god, this is this is so incred Oh my not God.
This is so incredibly insane. This is so >> The Exodus story >> impossible."
>> The Exodus story >> starting with Mo like the entire plot line of Exodus. Yes, [clears throat] it was premeditated. God wanted this thing to happen. He told Moses in the beginning, "I want to kill the Pharaoh's kid. This is what's going to happen. I'm going to harden his heart so that I can do this thing." And not only the the the Pharaoh's kid, but [ __ ] all the [ __ ] firstborn kids that didn't have the right blood on the door. It's a disgusting story. It's a dumb [ __ ] story. It doesn't make any [ __ ] sense at all.
>> Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Pause. Pause. First pause. when I actually really know particularly the line you're talking about where God says, "I will harden his heart."
>> And then he does it.
>> How many times does he do it? Yeah. Lots of [ __ ] times.
>> Okay. Technically, he only says, "I will harden his heart." The last time when it comes to killing us.
>> So sorry.
>> I'm so sorry. That is not true, >> isn't it?
>> It is not true. Please hold. Okay.
Continue with your question and I will start spouting it as soon as it comes up. Go.
>> All right. Um, you ever possibly take a different interpretation to I will harden this heart. Not as if God will theoretically this God would intentionally harden the heart.
>> Exodus 9:12, Exodus 10:20, Exodus 10:27, Exodus 11:10,48.
And then that dumbass piece of [ __ ] God that you worship in Exodus 14:17 hardened all the Egyptians hearts because why the [ __ ] not when you're already being a stupid dumbass? Why the [ __ ] not continue being a [ __ ] [ __ ] There we go. There you go. So why the [ __ ] would your God do such a thing? And it was premeditated Exodus 9:16. But I have raised you up, Pharaoh, for this very purpose, that I might show off my power and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth. That is a stupid [ __ ] disgusting reason to kill kids in their sleep. I can't think of a good reason to kill kids in their sleep.
But God's reason is so that his name will be proclaimed in all the earth. You worship that piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] gross.
Sandal licking. Disgusting.
>> Damn. I thought there was a no cursing rule.
>> Where the [ __ ] is that that rule? I didn't [ __ ] see it. Nobody [ __ ] told me.
>> You got a [ __ ] problem.
>> Too [ __ ] bad. All right, moving on.
So, >> I mean, I've been to college. I get I get people curse. It's fine. Um, >> I've been to college, people curse. K, you're a weird individual. What do you have to say about all the times your god hardened Pharaoh's heart?
When I read it the the first time, I I kind of got the same interpretation as you, but you I assumed. Right.
>> Now, we're just going to assume [ __ ] K.
Why don't you actually read those [ __ ] things I just said, K? Instead of assuming [ __ ] >> if I can continue. [laughter] >> Instead of assuming [ __ ] you can't.
You're going to listen to me talk now.
Instead of assuming [ __ ] K, what you should do is look up those verses I said and then come back with a rebuttal after you look up those ver [ __ ] I'm done.
Done. See you later, K. Look up the Exodus verses. K. It's Exodus 91 12 10 20 10 27 11 10 148 and then 1417 is all the [ __ ] Egyptians because why the [ __ ] not? 772, welcome in. Are you 18 or old?
>> Get rid of me in the background there.
77 >> in the background there.
>> Oh [ __ ] Hang on.
>> Is that better?
>> Yes. Are you 18 or over?
>> I am. I'm 32.
>> I Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
You know, Christians used to always tell me their age when I asked that. It's been it's been a while since they have actually told me their their their age there. It's funny. Uh give me a second here. Hold on. I got to I want to read this. Uh Nova, thank you, Nova. Uh for a religion all about peace and love, these Christians get very disrespectful, respectful, and hateful once told their God is an invisible man and a monster.
They sure as [ __ ] do in the comment section. I I see it all the time.
Absolutely know. And they do up here, too. They get very tingy. Uh, Christians, please read your Bible before attempting to defend that [ __ ] Absolutely. Absolutely, man. I don't understand. How can you do a book report on a book you've never [ __ ] read?
Thank you. Appreciate that, Nova. All right, caller. What you got?
>> So, my name is Justin.
>> Justin, >> I was raised Catholic.
>> Uhhuh.
>> I walked away from the faith because it didn't make any [ __ ] sense to me.
>> Congrats.
>> And then later in life, I discovered Wikah.
>> Picked up pagan practices. Oh, >> got arrested, went to jail for about half a year, found Jesus in jail, and honestly thought I was feeling the Holy Spirit moved through me.
>> And then I got freed.
>> Is there a point to this?
>> I'm on probation and it all of a sudden just doesn't make sense anymore.
>> So, I just went >> Doesn't make sense to keep listening either. So, sorry, Justin. I'm going to let you go there. Does not make sense for me to keep listening. All right, we've reached that halfway POINT. THAT MEANS IT'S time for Sparky to grab a beer and we'll take our 30 second break.
What clip are we going to listen to today? I don't know. Let's find out.
Show clips. Uh oh, that's not show clips. The [ __ ] is that?
That's show clips. Here we go. Montage.
Time for a montage. Oh, why not the flood guy? We haven't heard from him in like a day. Here we go. Flood guy. I'll be right back.
>> All of the last like 10 minutes because >> Adam, it's maddening. Okay, >> you placing the >> Who sent the rain to flood the people?
Who sent the rain to flood the people?
>> Humans, right?
>> Humans did not send rain to flood the I mean, >> there's a lot of stories in here that are just horrible. Like the one where the bald guy is going up the thing, Elijah, I think it is, and they're baldhead. Bald hell. The kids call him baldhead. He turns around and calls a curse upon them in the name of getting, >> right? [laughter] He always like, "Yeah, go ahead. M those kids." It's like I I you know what's the moral of that story? Don't call people bald who are bald. [laughter] >> Well, hey, I'm not gonna do it.
It's okay. It's true. I mean, it's it's I have no hair. It doesn't work.
>> My head's not working.
>> They don't because I'm asking you a question. You can answer it. Do you believe your god knows everything, Terry?
>> Let's stick with this question.
>> Again, you're not answering that question. It's so weird. No, because you're not letting me answer the questions I want that that that you've already asked.
>> You allow your heart to be open to something different because you are so black and white and you don't trust the gray areas because I gave you a gray area to explore, but you don't want to explore it. You're just going to poo poo it and shove it to the poo because it didn't make sense.
>> When the gray areas don't make sense, I poo poo them because they don't make sense.
>> That and then >> I'm sure you do as well, right?
>> No. When we're given a gray area, we're asked to explore it. We explore it and when we find out it's poo. We get rid of it.
>> But you didn't even >> So you have to be quiet in order to hear him. Blah blah blah blah blah.
>> Oh, I thought it was going to keep going there for a second cuz it usually cuts off right there and I still haven't fixed that. I'll fix it eventually.
[sighs] Running is fun. Craig, welcome in. Craig, are you 18 or over Craig?
>> Yeah.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian, Craig?
>> Well, yeah. I grew up in it. Yeah.
>> What do you got for me, Craig?
>> So, I you've been answering a lot of the things that I've been questioning about.
>> So, hopefully that'll help. But, so I can't really remember. Was was Earth supposedly made before Lucifer was kicked out of heaven for wanting to be like God?
>> Oh, over him or whatever.
>> I love this. I love this. So, why do you think Lucifer was kicked out of heaven for wanting to be like God? Where do you get that idea?
>> I thought that's what I thought that's how he I thought he wanted to be like him or be over over him or something.
>> That's just [ __ ] the pastor says. So, here I'm going to show you where that's >> Yeah, I grew up as a Baptist. So, [laughter] >> so Ezekiel 28, let me bring it over here so I don't have to like stretch way the farts over there. Uh Ezekiel 28 2-19. In this in this lament to the prince of Ty, there is language that is used that Christians will steal from here and make it sound like it's coming uh uh talking about their Satan or their devil. But it never says that. It says right in the beginning, I'll read it for you. Son of man, say to the prince of Ty, thus says the Lord God, because your heart is proud and you have said, I am a god.
Well, right off the bat, if we just stop right there, then we can make that about all kinds of [ __ ] people, all kinds of creatures, all kinds of beings. So, why would we take that and assume that it means Satan when the verse the the same sentence just before it say to the prince of dire? So, this is just something you're hearing, but it's not biblically accurate.
>> So, Lucifer wasn't an angel before it.
>> That's just a fantasy fairy tale thing.
Do you think the Satan has horns?
>> Uh, not really. Not.
>> Yeah. I mean, >> Pan has horns and that's where the idea of >> No, I think it's more like a spirit. I don't I don't know cuz I Okay, what what what was his whole purpose of putting us here >> to worship him?
>> He wanted us to be closer to him, right?
To worship him.
>> No, he just wanted worship. If he wanted us to be closer to him, he would have started us off in heaven, not in his little trap that he set up in the Garden of Eden, >> right? And then Yes. Because you got my brain going so much right now. [laughter] >> Watch this. Isaiah 43.
>> You're speaking what I think [clears throat] and I'm trying to go with it, >> but I don't under his process of it.
like, okay, so like how many times did he destroy the world or or or whatever?
Like what is he he's not happy with we're not there or like praising him the way he want.
>> Yeah.
>> But at the same time, that's a little conceited.
>> Absolutely. 100%. That's so egotistical and conceited. Worship me or be punished. Love me or burn. Those That's not love. That's not That's not patience. That's not kindness. That's [ __ ] assholeery. That's disgusting.
That's monstrous. That's a villain, >> right? And then and then with the Adam and the Eve. So So he's he's test. So you Okay. So Eve was also I don't know if Eve was also a test. What? But but but I don't even know what Eve was there for. But the whole we the fruit tree, whatever the tree it is, whatever.
Everybody wants to say it's an apple tree. Why the hell do we still eat apples? [laughter] Well, why didn't he make the tree unappealing? Why did he make it look appealing to them? He tempted them. They don't know right from wrong. He knew it was going to happen when he put the tree in there. He wanted them to fail.
>> So, if they ate it and that became sin, right? Sin was then, is that right?
That's when sin began >> supposedly. I don't know.
>> Disobeyed him.
>> There's lots of different ideas and belief systems that go along with that.
So, But the majority, yes, they believe sin entered the world when they ate it, touched it, looked at it, farted on it, thought about it. I don't know. One of those two, three, five.
>> Okay. So, so there we go. So then, so then he brings Jesus. Now, I don't know why everybody says Jesus is God. Jesus is >> I don't care. Jesus is pointless. Jesus is completely pointless. Jesus does not need to be in the story whatsoever.
There's no point to him coming there.
There's also no point to creating Satan.
There's no point in creating this this adversary. Why the [ __ ] would you create your own bad guy? That makes no sense.
And then according to Christian mythology there, he creates the bad guy and then sends him to live with his kids >> because he did bad things in heaven. So now he's going to go to hell or to earth and do bad things there. It's so stupid.
It's so dumb. It doesn't make any [ __ ] sense. Greg, >> but tell me this. What was his purpose of putting him down here? And they say, "Oh, to show us how to be about him, right?
All he did was these miracles and things like, "Okay, we see this dude doing it, but you're telling me another dude is telling or helping you do it. We don't see him." But either way, >> he for us there and he dies, right, >> Craig?
>> If he's dying for the sin, >> he didn't.
>> Does Does that make He didn't die for the sin.
>> He didn't have to, Craig. He doesn't have to do it. Your God can forgive without bloodshed or without a sacrifice. Your God is able to do this.
And he has done it throughout the Bible, which makes Jesus completely pointless, Craig. There's no reason for Jesus to come down here, like I was saying. But I'm gonna let you go, man. Keep questioning. Keep thinking these things through. You're you're on the right track there, man. Good luck.
>> All right, bro.
>> Thanks.
[laughter] >> Oh, [ __ ] I pushed the wrong button. Oh, well, Craig's gone anyways. All right.
Well, that was that was fun. Good luck, Craig. Good luck. G. G IS HERE. AND HE'S GOT LITTLE COW pajamas on. Little [ __ ] cow thingy. I think these are actually Maggie's cow pajamas. That's why they're a little big. It's our other the other schnowzer. I have two.
[laughter] Maggie doesn't like coming up here though. Blanco, welcome in. Blanco, are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian, Blanco?
>> Yes, I am Christian.
>> What do you got?
>> I just wanted to ask you, why do you BELIEVE IN SATAN? [laughter] WHY DO YOU THINK I BELIEVE IN SATAN, BLANCO?
>> NO, I just wanted to know why you believe in Satan.
>> And I am wondering why does Blanco think that I believe in Satan?
>> Cuz you got HORNS OVER.
>> THERE IT IS. THERE'S ALL THE MICIES.
[laughter] BLANCO, YOU'RE A [ __ ] IDIOT. By your stupid [ __ ] logic, I worship and believe in Mickey Mouse. M I C. PRAISE his holy name. K E Y. HE'S THE BEST MOUSE THERE IS. M O U S E.
>> You're an idiot, Blanco. Blanco, you're an idiot.
>> He's the only one.
>> Don't be so dumb next time, Blanco.
Let's try again.
>> He's the only one that can help you.
That's why you're GETTING MAD.
[laughter] >> OH, Blanco says his invisible friend can help me. What can your invisible friend help me with, Blanco?
>> What can he help me with? I if you go to hell. So if I go to hell >> for a very long time.
>> Oh, what? Get your butt over here. Get your butt over here. Come here. Get your >> Sorry. What? What about hell?
>> If you go to hell, do you think it's going to be fun?
>> It's going to be a [ __ ] blast. Do you think it's going to be fun in heaven?
>> Have you read the Bible?
>> Have Do you think it's going to be fun in heaven?
>> Well, it's going to be a lot better than hell. Why do you think it's going to be fun in heaven?
>> Why? Why do you think it's going to be fun in heaven?
>> With Jesus.
>> You're going to be hanging out with Jesus.
>> Yes.
>> Oh, I'm so sorry. No, you're going to be Jesus's slave. You have to do his bidding for eternity.
>> Did you not know this?
>> Jesus just >> Oh, you didn't know that? Oh, have you read your Bible? Oh, I'm so sorry.
Revelation 22. What is Okay, tell me all about Revelation 22 3-4. Do you remember this? Revelation. You want me to go grab my Bible right now and read it to you?
>> No, I'm asking you if you remember it.
You don't have to grab your Bible, but I appreciate >> you at all. Revelation is talking about John's dream.
>> No. Okay. Revelation 22 specifically. Do you remember that [ __ ] verse? God damn it.
>> Yeah, I'm pretty sure it talks about the beast and how Jesus what he's going to do to the people who don't believe.
>> I am so sorry. You're stuck on stupid.
Nothing accursed will be found there anymore, but the throne of God and his lamb will be on it, and his servants will worship him forever. Uh, you are going to be his servant. You are going to be the servant of God for eternity in heaven. That's you. Name across the forehead, having to do God's bidding. I don't understand why you think it's going to be so awesome. You guys are going to be [ __ ] slaves to a documented child killer that wants bloodshed for forgiveness.
[laughter] >> It's going to be awesome. He says, "You're gonna lick that sandal all eternity."
>> Jesus killed babies.
>> I'm sorry. What?
>> You believe Jesus killed babies?
>> Oh. So, so according to your mythology, Jesus is God, right?
>> Yes.
>> Cool. Jesus killed babies just like your stupid [ __ ] God because they're the same person.
>> Where does it say that Jesus killed babies?
Uh, did you just not do my math with me?
Didn't you just math with me? The God math where if if Jesus is God and God is Jesus, then they're the same person, right?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. Now, try and follow that logic.
[clears throat] >> Jesus and God are the same person.
>> Think of the stories in the Bible.
>> Think of the stories in the Bible. Jesus and God are the same person. So, where did Jesus kill children?
>> He never killed children. [ __ ] idiot.
Does your god kill children?
>> Does God kill children?
>> Are you deaf, too? Hello?
They have services for that.
>> Does your god kill children? Blanco.
>> No, he doesn't.
>> Blanco, have you read your garbage book?
>> Don't call me a garbage book. Have you read your garbage book? I'm sorry. Did you not hear me? Garbage book. Piece of [ __ ] God.
So yeah. No. Um, so here's the problem.
You're a lying sack of [ __ ] who hasn't read his stupid garbage book because in your stupid garbage book, your stupid [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] God kills children throughout it. We got the flood. You got Exodus. You got David and Bashima's kid.
You got all the [ __ ] kids he kills with bears. You got all the [ __ ] kids he kills with wild animals. BLANCO, SHUT THE [ __ ] up and listen to me talk about your stupid [ __ ] God, I'm teaching you about your stupid [ __ ] book, dumbass. Listen, then you'll learn something and you won't sound so stupid next time you come up here and TELL SOMEBODY. IT'S NOT IN THERE. YEAH, IT SURE AS [ __ ] IS, MAN. Sure as [ __ ] is.
>> All right. All right. Bet. You want to hear something?
>> No, I don't want to hear anything. You piss me off. [ __ ] dumbass kids.
God doesn't kill anybody. Sounds like the guy in my [ __ ] thing. God doesn't kill children. What do you think the [ __ ] Passover is? Like dafted as [ __ ] man. These these believers have no idea what's in their own stupid book.
These believers have no [ __ ] clue what their god has done in their own stupid book. It's so sad and pathetic.
Uh no GTA or Fortnite in heaven. No violence.
[laughter] Oh, I love it. I love it. That's a good one. Thanks. Thanks for uh Christians, you guys. You guys are sad. This is sad.
Bryson, welcome in. Bryson, are you 18 or over?
Oh, Bryson, you're muted. I There you are. Bryson, are you 18 or over?
>> Bryson, I'm g have to sit in timeout so you can figure out how to whatever the [ __ ] Rafa, welcome in, Rafa.
Maybe.
Nope. No Rafa. No, Bryson.
Oh, well, but we can smack the microphone.
[laughter] I'm good at that.
Stumpy, welcome back, Stumpy. What do you got for us, man? [laughter] >> Hey, >> I'm Stumpy. I'm over 18. [laughter] Um, you should make sure to do a new preerequisite and ask them how many times >> they've actually read their garbage book because if it's less than one, God, [laughter] that >> you're hurting yourself. Stop it.
>> Those little ass worms do it. [laughter] >> Anyways, you should definitely ask how many times they've read their garbage book. [laughter] If it is less than one time, they in fact are worse Christians than we are.
And that's gross.
>> That's grosser. Grosser than gross.
>> Please read your Bible, Christians.
>> Do it. Thanks, Stumpy.
>> I'll see you there.
>> Oh [ __ ] Sorry, Stumpy. Oh man, you sound like the the what are they? The aliens from Futurama.
The Barbians or whatever. I can't remember their name. They're hilarious.
Thank you for that, though, Stumpy. All >> [laughter] >> right, Christians, get yourselves onto the show. Guest lines are open. I don't know what you're doing over there, Bryson. Brian Bryson, God may judge you, but I God may judge you, but this but his sins outnumber your own. That's absolutely true. Absolutely. He's He's a very sinful Yeah. What happens when the creator sins? What happens to him? 406, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
>> No.
Okay, I'm gonna say no. I'm gonna say no. We are not 18 and over on that one.
Bye. Goodbye. Appreciate the effort. Not really. Not really. [laughter] Guest lines are up and get yourselves into the show. Austin.
Austin, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
>> Yes.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian, Austin?
>> Yes.
>> What do you got for me, Austin?
Well, I just I just wanted to pray for you if that's all right.
>> Oh, no. What's your prayer going to do?
>> Uh, that's not for me to decide.
>> Then why would you do it?
>> Cuz I want to.
>> Okay. So, here's [laughter] the thing.
>> Why do you do the channel?
>> Here. Here's here's the thing. Your God is going to do whatever he wants to do anyways. Correct?
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. So, you don't control your God.
No.
>> Okay. So, you don't control your god.
He's going to do whatever he wants to anyways. And does he know everything?
>> Yes.
>> Wow. Austin, your prayer is absolutely completely pointless. The only thing it does is it helps you feel better.
Austin, that's dumb. I'm not here to make you feel better, Austin. I'm make you hear I'm here to make you question your nonsense. So Austin, why what is your Do you think prayer works? Let's go with that.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay. Do prayers work all the time or just whenever God wants them to?
>> Whenever God wants them to.
>> Uh again, pointless. So pointless.
>> So does your Bible say that? Really?
Absolutely. If your God's gonna If your God's going to do whatever he's going to do anyways, you asking him to change his [ __ ] plan is completely [ __ ] pointless if he's going to continue doing his plan regardless.
I'm not asking him to change his plan.
I'm asking him to show me his plan.
>> You're asking him to show you his plan, but you're going to pray for me.
>> How the [ __ ] does that [clears throat] work, man? Austin, you're a dumbass. I can't have this conversation with you.
This is so weird. Let's try a different one.
>> God bless, man.
>> No. What does that mean?
>> He does wonders in your life.
>> That's stupid. [ __ ] off with your God.
What do you mean by God bless? You're So now you're telling your God to bless me or you're just hopeful that he's going to do it?
No, he will bless you.
>> Why?
>> I I don't know how. I don't know. Why do you think he's going to do it what he's going to do?
>> Why do you think you're piece of [ __ ] God is going to bless me?
>> Um because that's just how he is.
[laughter] >> You [ __ ] idiot. Have you read your book?
I Yeah, >> you've read your [ __ ] garbage book, but you're going to come up here and tell me that your stupid dumbass, egotistical, bruised, easily ego, God is going to bless me when I go like this to his stupid [ __ ] ass when I call him a piece of [ __ ] When I call him Makebelie fantasy, your dumbass God's going to bless me. You're a [ __ ] [ __ ] You have not read your book. That's not what happens when people do what I do. That's not even remotely what [ __ ] happens.
Even if you [ __ ] lie to your stupid ass because I've read your garbage book.
Because I've read your garbage book.
Unlike you, you have no [ __ ] clue.
Austin, I've read Austin. Austin, pay attention. The book is the past.
>> I am paying attention.
>> The book is the Austin. Shut the [ __ ] up.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up. Austin [ __ ] [ __ ] What an idiot. The Bible is God's past, correct?
The Bible is God's past, present, and future. God doesn't live in >> Thank you so much. I'm done. You're an idiot. [ __ ] you. So [ __ ] annoying. So [ __ ] annoying.
If the Bible is God's past and I look at the God's past and the [ __ ] that he's done, the [ __ ] that he said, the [ __ ] that he says he believes to be awesome, perfect, and good, then I can know what the [ __ ] your God was thinking at the time. And since your God doesn't [ __ ] change, and since Austin can't shut the [ __ ] up, he'll never get to hear this.
[sighs] Christians, silly, silly [ __ ] nonsense. Too much [ __ ] silly nonsense. Ah, I'm so glad I'm not that anymore. I'm so glad. [laughter] H Why are we fighting over religions?
We're not fighting over religion.
Religion is garbage. I'm an anti-theist.
We do not need any of those [ __ ] religions. Please explain to me why you think we do. Does he not allow your Satan character to kill them, Peter?
Yeah, that too, Peter. Yep. Mhm. I love it. I love it. Sean, welcome in. Sean, are you waiting over?
>> All right, Sean. Setting time out to you. Whatever the [ __ ] you're doing there.
Sean, can you hear me now?
Yes, I can I can do.
>> Are you a 18 or over Sean?
>> Yep.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian, Sean?
>> All right, Sean, figure out the connection situation there. That's really difficult to hear you. Nathan, welcome in. Are you 18 or over, Nathan?
>> Nathan, can you hear me?
Okay.
Nobody wants to hear your shitty music.
Nobody. [laughter] All right. Find me here at Find me at the Bible says what.com. The Bible says what.com. I'm here every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday at 6 PM PST. The main show drops every Sunday. That's more of a long form conversation. I don't say [ __ ] I don't think ever.
Well, maybe twice I've said [ __ ] on the show, but it's more of a long form. Um, they talk. I let them talk and sometimes they talk. Oh [ __ ] waffles. They talk and the nonsense just goes. Uh, what was last week? Oh, yeah. Last week was the Mana people. O, that's a good one. Check that one out. The Mana missionary guy.
He was interesting. Full of [ __ ] [ __ ] but interesting. Caller, welcome in. Are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, sir, I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
I believe in a higher power.
>> You don't have a specific god?
>> No, but I believe in a higher power. So you can say yes.
>> Why do you believe in a higher power?
>> I just got the feeling, you know.
>> Oh, that's a stupid reason to believe something to be true. Goodbye.
>> [ __ ] humans. Sad. Noah, welcome in.
Are you 18 or over, Noah?
Noah, can you hear me?
>> I don't know what that is. Learn to use a microphone, people. Sean, welcome in.
Are you 18 or over? We talked, Sean. But can you hear me now?
>> Yes. Uh, yeah, I can hear you.
>> Okay, good. What do you got for me, Sean?
>> Yeah. So, I was in uh one of your lives a few days ago and I asked about the transcendental argument and you kind of just threw ad homs and then kicked me out. And so I was seeing if you have a good [laughter] [laughter] Sean, how the [ __ ] does that point to your specific god? This is your last chance, Sean. Try.
>> Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So, sure.
So, um it points to the specific God of the Bible, the Jew, uh the Christian God, because I believe moral the morality, the consensus of morality that we have, um follows closest to the God of the Bible.
>> What the [ __ ] So, you think it's okay to send wild animals to tear apart children?
>> No.
>> That's the morals of the God of the Bible. You think it's okay?
Hey, [ __ ] What should we do with women captives in war? Should we take them as our our wives if we think they're cute? Yeah. So, you've been doing this for a while.
>> Of your god. Hey, dumbass. Those are the morals of your god. Do you have objective morality?
>> I thought you won a debate, but you're interrupting.
>> You don't know [ __ ] >> You're clearly running from a debate, bro. You're interrupting, >> idiot. I want you to answer the question. Do you have objective morals?
>> I'm trying to answer.
>> Do you have objective morals?
>> Yes. Morality is objective.
>> Cool. So, is it objectively bad? Is it objectively immoral to drown children?
>> Yes. Cool. So, your god does objectively immoral actions?
>> No. And can I answer why?
>> [ __ ] you, Sparky. Welcome in, Sparky. Are you 18 or over?
That's you, Sparky, on the YouTube.
>> Yes, I am. And I'm a Bible believing Christian. Here's an awesome.
>> Well, Sparky, that's how you get yourself banned. [ __ ] off, REBEL. REBEL, WELCOME IN.
>> HELLO.
>> Good to hear from you. How you doing?
>> Very well. Yourself?
>> Fantastic.
>> I was operated actually last week, but it wasn't a a dire operation. It was just my nose because I have I had a deviated septum.
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> So, for the purpose of breathing properly, [laughter] >> being able to breathe.
>> Yay. I could breathe. Hallelujah.
[laughter] Um, what I wanted to say also is that >> I can't remember anymore. [laughter] >> I GOT A BUBBLE. MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
>> SERIOUSLY, just Christians again. I was listening to this other live today and this guy, this Christian was debating with the uh the host about numbers 20 uh 31 about the bitter waters.
>> Oh yeah. He was trying to debate the fact that it was actually good for society to do this to women and to it was just under the fact that a a husband would have to be jealous of his wife but or some other man that could be perhaps lurking his wife that and he could pretend to the authority that uh she was perhaps being promiscuous that he could bring bring her to the temple. They would make her um drink um the bitter water and her her her inside would dry out. The the the uterus would you know whatever the the words are the uterus would fall out. This is like a provoked abortion.
>> It's Yeah, it's terrible. It's absolutely terrible.
>> And so like all the Christians that say that abortions God God is so against abortions. God loves all lives. Shut the [ __ ] up. Remember that one time he aborted every fetus on the planet? All >> Yeah. [laughter] Like like during the flood, you know, like so dumb. God has God has no respect for human life. The God of the Bible has no respect for human life. And so you can't expect anybody that follows the trends of this God to have any respect for human life neither.
>> That makes sense.
>> So this is why Christianity has got to go. Muslims, Islam's got to go too.
Judaism has got to go too. We all gotta go.
>> Get them out of here.
>> Christianity. Bye. Out the door. Thank you.
>> Thanks, Rebel. Have a good night.
>> You, too. Bye. [laughter] >> Absolutely, man. We got to get rid of that [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Gh. Blackberry, welcome in. Are you 18 or over? Black butterfly. We've talked before. Are you 18 or over, though? Just for the bots.
>> Yes. Yes, brother.
>> Oh, you're you're the brother guy.
>> I'm only gonna say I'm not I'm not going to preach the gospel. I'm not going to say anything.
You're not allowed to. So, you're not going to. But what do you got for me?
>> Uh, I don't know. I I felt something that >> Oh, you felt it.
>> Mary Mary or Maria or you lost something?
[laughter] >> Are you trying to do some psychic [ __ ] right now? Oh, I love this. Oh, tell me more. Tell me more. Tell me more about me. This is good. This is great.
>> You know what? And uh, you were put in an orphanage.
>> Oh, I was an orphan. Okay, hold on a second. Mr. butterfly. Are you getting this information from uh your god or his ghost or how are you getting this information?
>> Uh from the spirit of god.
>> The spirit of god. Okay. So the spirit of god is telling you something about an orphanage in Mary.
>> No you from you brother.
>> Right. That's what Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Okay. So um hilarious fraudulent stupid as [ __ ] So your your spirit of God is completely wrong. Uh he's a [ __ ] failure just like you are.
>> Well, thank you, brother. You know, >> I'm not your brother. Stop [ __ ] calling me that. I've told you that several [ __ ] times. It's condescending and disgusting. I'm not a child of God.
>> Yeah. Well, God bless you.
>> [ __ ] you. Guest lines are open. Come on up. Guest lines are open. If you want to be a condescending [ __ ] call me brother. You're not going to last long.
You're not going to get my respect. I'm telling you not to call me something.
Don't [ __ ] continue to call me that thing.
Pretty easy. Pretty easy. Christians call you brother and sister. It's condescending and it assumes that you're the child of God. I'm not a child of that [ __ ] [ __ ] Absolutely not.
[laughter] H gross. All right, here we go. Guest lines are open. Let's get a few more calls. Few more calls for the evening.
Few more.
Yeah.
Guest lines are open. Get yourselves into the show. Welcome in, Nico.
>> Hey, just was, you know, listening a second ago to the man who remembered that you had a conversation >> a [clears throat] few days ago.
[laughter] I find it really interesting that Christians hold on so tightly to the fact that like you hurt their feelings on a live Yeah.
>> two days ago.
>> Yeah.
Shouldn't you be putting that in the hands of your God?
>> I love it.
>> Shouldn't you be letting God handle it?
But no, here you are three days later still butt [laughter] hurt while some atheist who has gone on and lived his life who doesn't remember you or your conversation is going to ask you who the hell you are.
>> Yep. To refresh my memory. Absolutely.
>> Same thing with the weirdass brother dude.
>> He called himself your himself your nemesis last time.
>> [clears throat] >> Y'all are so self-important.
>> DID HE? OH, YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. HE DID.
AND HE FAILED MISERABLY. That's why I I called him a failure >> every time cuz he's a weird old dude who looks like he married a child.
[laughter] >> THANKS, NICO.
>> I'M JUST SAYING like y'all need to get it together. If you are really upset about something that happens on a live, maybe you should lean more on the understanding of your God and put down your phone.
>> Kachcha.
>> It's troubling. Nailed it. Thanks, Nico.
Have a good night.
>> Bye.
>> Hopefully they'll listen to Nico.
Hopefully, but probably not.
Jay, welcome in. Jay Kachchow.
Jay, are you 18 or over?
Jay, can you hear me? Oh, bye, Jay. 310, are you 18 or over?
Hello?
>> Hello? Are you 18 or over?
Huh?
>> Yeah. Goodbye.
Lots of hellos.
Very sus. Sus as [ __ ] Anyways, get out of here, child. Guest lines are over.
Get yourself onto the show. Christian's links on the tap down below for the tic tac. And the phone number is 7252559655.
Get you on the live. Come on up. Let's have a conversation. I need a Christian with more than two brain cells, though.
That would be nice. Can we get one of those tonight? a Christian with more than two brain cells. What do you think, Gidget? Think it's gonna happen? Got says she doubts it. [laughter] It'd be nice, though. It'd be nice. Here we go. Uh oh. Is this the same 310? 310.
Are you 18 or over?
>> I don't know.
>> You don't? [laughter] Oh, man. So, you know what? I I mean, as I get older, I do like have to look up sometimes. Is that Is that how old I am?
Is that my age? [laughter] Thanks, man.
Corgi Bots, I get to see it twice. [ __ ] yeah. I love it. Thank you for that.
Guest lines are open. Get yourselves in here. Brainless host. Oh, I love it. Oh, Sam, you're my new favorite. Sam, unfortunately, you can't come on the show because it looks like you're either not old enough or have done something that Tic Tac doesn't like. So either way, try try another way, Sam. Nobody believes you though. Nobody believes you. You got to come up here and we'll have a conversation and then we'll see how smart you really are. That's what I want to do. I want to see Sam's intelligence level. 231. Are you 18 or over?
>> I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
231.
>> I mean, not really, but kind of, I guess. I don't know.
>> Kind of. That's an interesting uh Go ahead. What do you got for me?
>> I'm just wondering like so not to be disrespectful, but do you make money off this stream?
>> Good luck trying to make me feel disrespected. You can't disrespect.
>> I'm just I'm just wondering like what is your ultimate goal?
>> I love this [ __ ] [ __ ] This is how I unwind. This is me unwinding for my weeks. I come on here twice or three times a week and it's it's liberating.
It's wonderful. I feel relaxed afterwards. I get to hang out with some awesome people. Thank you so much for that. I just It's awesome. I love it.
>> Liberating. Do you do you have like a normal job outside of this?
>> None of your [ __ ] business. What's your next question?
>> My next question is like are you [clears throat] okay with being this like cringey >> cringey? I'M SO SORRY IF YOU FIND IT CRINGEY. I HAPPEN TO be the best [ __ ] show on YouTube. Just because your dumb ass doesn't know. I'm so sorry, but nobody told you I'm the best show on YouTube. So, you can shut the [ __ ] up and get out of my [ __ ] life. Goodbye.
Unless you have something else. This is it. Goodbye.
>> I was just saying you're >> I was just saying you're a dumbass.
Goodbye.
All right. Cringe.
You know what I find [ __ ] cringe?
Christians. Christians coming up here and defending the slaughtering of innocents. Christians coming up here and not answering any [ __ ] questions.
Christians coming up here and saying stupid [ __ ] and not being able to back it up. Christians coming UP HERE AND [ __ ] TELLING me they love their Bible and they haven't [ __ ] read it. That's what's [ __ ] cringe. Kristen, welcome in. Are you 18 or old? Kirsten. Kirsten.
>> Oh no, I called out your name. That means it was your mommy's phone.
[laughter] Oh, panic.
Goodbye.
Uh 50. Welcome in. 50. Are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
Yes, I am.
>> What do you got for me?
>> Uh, I just had one quick question for you. Um, do you believe in the Big Bang?
>> No, I don't believe in the Big Bang.
>> Okay, so what do you believe in?
>> What do you mean?
>> Uh, it for all creations on Earth, how do you believe we all got here?
>> I have no idea how we all got here.
Nobody [ __ ] knows how we all got here. Did you know that?
Yeah, I do.
>> Nobody knows how we [ __ ] got here.
Congratulations. Next question.
>> Okay, hold on. [laughter] If we say that real quick, if you a watch on your hand is so complex, right? It's a bunch of >> I don't [ __ ] care. I know how watches are make made, [ __ ] Do you know how universes are made?
>> Yeah, I know.
>> Oh, you do. You know how universes are are Oh, you don't. So what you're doing So what you're doing, [ __ ] is you're inserting a god into the gaps of your knowledge. And what you've done is you've taken a gap of your knowledge.
You have no idea how we got here. And you've inserted an invisible man like a looney tune. So I don't do that because that's [ __ ] dumb. Nobody knows how we got here. So let's not insert magical invisible men to to figure it out.
>> Okay, >> cool.
>> Don't tell me the [ __ ] again.
>> Insert my god. I will not insert my god.
Oh, YOU YOU LOST YOUR YAY. He's no longer a believer. Good job.
>> I will not insert any god. But I'm just going to say >> I don't care.
>> I'm just going to say something.
>> I don't [ __ ] care.
>> If you put a whole >> Don't care. Stuck on the stupid watch analogy again. We all know how [ __ ] watches are made. We know how buildings are made. We know how airplanes are [ __ ] made. Nobody's watched the universe be made. So for your dumbass to assume that a god [ __ ] made it, THAT'S FILLING A GAP in your knowledge with a [ __ ] god and all you've done is filled the god of the gaps, done the whole god of the gaps [ __ ] nonsense and claimed you didn't, but you [ __ ] did. When you keep continuing to tell me about the [ __ ] watch, it just proves my point. So thanks for not listening.
Take your script, shove it up your ass.
I don't want to hear it. Guest lines are open. Christians, we got a couple of TIC TACERS HERE. OH, I see you. Philly and G. Oh, these are going to be fun. I'm going to need another beer for this. All right, we'll be right back. I'll be back in 30 seconds. Maybe 30 seconds.
Where do we have um H I thought we had Sparky's thingamajigger here. I want to do That's what I want to do. Let's Ah, here it is.
Here's Naughty Atheist. This is where the naughty Atheist idea came from.
Well, the the name maybe.
>> Oh, that's so naughty of you. Yes, you are. Oh, that's so naughty of you. Yes, you are. I am a naughty naughty naughty to put that in there.
>> I also [music] think naughty by putting trees in there knowing it will cause the fall of man. Knowing it will cause the fall of man. Knowing it will cause the fall of man.
>> Okay. Okay. That's terrible. That's terrible. But I'm working on it. I'm working [laughter] on it.
[sighs and gasps] I made it though. You okay? Yeah, she's good. [clears throat] Back to sleep.
Oh, sweating up here. So hot. All right, here we go. Phil.
Oh, Phil.
Welcome in, Philly.
>> What's up?
>> Not much, man. What you doing? What you got for me today?
No, I have a question.
>> Sure. What you got?
>> Uh, do do you know what's morality?
[sighs] >> My morality or like the definition of morality?
>> Do you have?
>> Yeah. Do you have morality?
[laughter] >> Yes.
>> Why you give me that weird that look?
>> Well, of course I have morality.
Why do you think I don't >> morality? So what is it?
>> So do you want my death? What do you >> sometimes? Because sometimes >> Philly, have you been drinking?
>> Okay, I'll be nice to you.
>> Philly has been drinking. Philly.
Cheers.
>> Like you.
>> Cheers, Philly. We always end the show with a couple beers. I love it.
>> Okay. What's morality?
>> Do you want the definition of morality or my morality itself, >> Bill? Sorry. Do you want >> your morality? My morality is do less harm. My My morality is do less harm.
>> Yours.
>> That's it. That's my morality.
>> That is the basis of moral my morality.
I try and do less harm.
>> Totally.
>> Yep.
>> Billy, this is >> okay.
>> Okay. [laughter] >> So then why do you make fun of people a lot then?
>> Why do I make fun of people a lot? When people come up here and act like an idiot, I'm not going to coddle them. I'm not here to coddle you in your stupid beliefs or things that you say. My problem is people >> talking about >> the opposition.
>> The problem is that the opposition just says things. People let them just say all their stupid [ __ ] without asking them why. Like the bless you [ __ ] [ __ ] That is the dumbest [ __ ] phrase. But Christians can't explain it.
They've got a bunch of [ __ ] nonsense, but there's no explanation for it. I think we should stop saying stupid [ __ ] And when somebody says something stupid on my [ __ ] show, I'm gonna call them out on it so I can figure out what the [ __ ] they said it for and what it means to them.
>> Okay. I mean, >> but you're in the opposition. You don't believe it, though. They do.
>> Yes, Phil.
>> So, you want an explanation for it, right? Is that that's >> I'd like to know the number one reason.
And if it's a good reason, hey, maybe I'll be convinced. But what I found is that Christians have no good [ __ ] reason for anything they believe.
I mean, you can't say all Christians.
>> No, I can't. But I can say most. Wait, actually, yes, I can. All Christians >> have no good reason for their beliefs.
>> None. You're going to use faith. Faith is all the ultimate end goal for a Christian argument. It always ends in faith because they can't.
>> Exactly. Yeah.
>> No.
>> Yes.
>> Well, okay. Let's [laughter] go with the universe and No. Yes.
>> Listen, I'm trying to [laughter] serious conversation.
>> What the [ __ ] Phil? You've watched this show enough to know that the second somebody says I'm here for a serious conversation or I'm here for a respectful conversation to get the [ __ ] out. [laughter] >> I'm not here to hold your hand, Phil.
Let's go. Come on.
>> No. I I want to talk about the universe and God.
>> I Well, why why do you think it's your God that created the universe? What's your reason?
>> Okay. What do you want? What do you want to talk about then, man?
>> I just asked you >> what what's your what's your reason of your heart desire?
>> No, my reasoning is like you like the universe it just >> you know you don't know where it come from but yeah come on obviously.
>> Come on. Obviously it's an invisible man >> by a per >> Why is it obvious?
>> Why is it obvious? Why is it obvious?
>> Because I just said >> okay thanks Bill.
because is not a good answer. Like I said, Christians have >> Bye, Phil. Bye, Phil. Thanks, man.
>> Like I said, Christians have no good answers. Phil is another example. Phil tries. Phil's a regular, but Phil's been drinking today. First time Phil's come up here after a little Meadows, welcome in. Are you 18 or over Meadows?
>> I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian, Meadows?
>> Uh, in a way.
>> What do you got for I just have I I just have I just have like one question cuz you latch on to this idea of like >> the slaughtering the innocence during >> he doesn't like it when the innocents are slaughtered. He complains about it all the time.
What do you got, Meadows?
>> Yeah. What if like the flood and all that was a product of the sins that were made by the human?
>> That means your god's a dumbass. Your [ __ ] god created the world in which this thing would happen. Your god sucks.
What an idiot.
>> Well, [clears throat] well, but he created a world where there was free will.
>> Oh, okay. Where'd you get that idea?
>> Well, in Genesis, >> where the [ __ ] does it say in Genesis we all have free will and God created a world with free will? Where the [ __ ] does it say that?
>> Where the [ __ ] does it say that?
>> In the in the tree.
>> Where the [ __ ] does it say that?
>> And Eve ate the >> You're a [ __ ] idiot. Show me the verse, [ __ ] where it says God gave us all free will. Cuz you're a lying sack of [ __ ] You're a lying sack of [ __ ] I don't [ __ ] talk to liars.
[ __ ] you. Get out of here. [ __ ] disgusting. I love that [ __ ] Christian is free will. Where in the Bible? It's in the Bible. Where? Nobody can [ __ ] point out like this dumbass. When when he ate the fruit. No. Idiot. [ __ ] off.
Definitely not free will. Nowhere in the Bible does it say we all have free will.
As a matter of fact, when you read the [ __ ] garbage book, garbage book that it is, you find that we do not have free will. In fact, THAT GOD DOES WHATEVER HE PLEASES whenever he pleases with the people and the people on the powers of heaven. That's Daniel 4:35. We are regarded as nothing. But Christians skip over that part and they just go to the part where it says, uh, no, Jesus.
Pretty much. That's pretty much it.
Yeah, it's it's really sad. It's really [ __ ] ridiculous and annoying. Hudson, welcome in. Hudson, are you 18 or over, Hudson?
>> Yes.
>> Are [clears throat] you a Bible believing Christian, Hudson?
>> Yes.
>> What do you got for me, Hudson?
>> Uh, I just wanted to say that, you know, I don't really respect your beliefs.
However, I do respect >> What belief do I have?
>> What belief do I have?
>> Well, not even belief. Just like not believing in >> You respect my not believing. What a [ __ ] stupid thing to say. Try again, Hudson.
>> You're a dumb [ __ ] Sit your mouth, [ __ ] >> Oh, you're a dumb [ __ ] too. [ __ ] you.
GOODBYE. [laughter] [laughter] OH, I BELIEVE IN JESUS NOW. I BELIEVE IN JESUS now because Hudson called me A DUMB [ __ ] I LOVE IT, HUDSON.
Thank you. Thank you. I have not been called the dumb [ __ ] in like years, actually. So, it's been a while. I LOVE IT. AH, SASSY. THAT'S [ __ ] That's a lemonade stand with a tiny diny and I'm watching it twice. That is so cool. Wow.
I love that [ __ ] Thank you, Tic Tac.
You guys do awesome with all those tiny dinies. That's so [ __ ] cool. Uh Kirsten, no. You can uh [ __ ] off. Oh, wait. Did you answer though? Are you 18 or over Kirsten?
Yeah, I think you just sit there and listen quietly because you like the sound of my voice. That's about it. All right, moving on. Guest lines are open.
Dipster's still there with Sassy. Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Thank you for those, Sassy. I love it.
Uh I don't know what happened there. Um AG, there we are. AG, we've talked before. What do you got for me tonight, Mr. AG?
>> Hey. Hey. How are you?
>> Fantastic. What do you got for me tonight?
>> All right. I found one of the weirdest laws in the Bible that has to be so specific that a writer had to have it happen.
>> All right. What do you got?
>> And that's Deuteronomy 25 11-2.
>> O dude, >> you're going to love it.
>> 25. There we go. 11-2. Oh god. If men get into Oh, yes. That I was like, yeah, this is a great one. Okay. So, if a man gets into a fight, you want to do this one? I'll let you do this if you got it.
You want it?
>> Go ahead.
>> If a man If a man get into a fight with another and a wife of the one intervenes to rescue her husband from the grip of his opponent by reaching out and seizing his genitals, you shall cut off her hand. Show no pity. [laughter] That's [ __ ] terrible.
>> Exactly. Some poor woman lost her arm.
Oh, or hand. Yeah, it's terrible. Thank you. Appreciate that. Ag Have a good night, man.
>> [laughter] >> No, terrible. God's This is like, why would you think this is a good idea?
Christians, these are the rules that your God thinks are perfect, holy, righteous, and good. These are the ones he put INTO PLACE. HE WANTED these things to happen. I don't get it. It makes no sense to me. Disgusting Christians. Disgusting. Dipster, welcome in. Dipster, are you 18 or over?
Butt dial. That's okay. Butt dial or believer. We have stickers for that, too. [laughter] Oh, man. I'm so glad we got to do a Mickey tonight. Thanks, guys, for putting all the Mickey's out there. Oh, I love seeing those. Here comes Mickey's.
Oh, Meadows. Meadows is still trying.
Sorry, Meadows. [laughter] YES, EDDIE DIPSTER. And then Dipster, the one who Butt down. Put it up there. I love it.
That's [ __ ] awesome. Dipster.
[laughter] Oh, man. Rocky, welcome in. Rocky, are you 18 or over?
Oh, still loading. Premature.
Rocky, are you 18 or over?
>> That's my bad. I didn't mean to come up here.
>> Oh, but that's okay. Have a good night.
[laughter] See, we have that for a reason.
Oh, I love it. I love it. All right, Christians. What time is it? Let's get uh Oh, [ __ ] Waffles. Let's get one more. Why the farts not? One more.
Kirsten, you're not going to be the one more. Kirsten, you're going to listen to some music. I'm going to put you in there. Uh, I hope you enjoy the voicemail. Oh, I gotta play with that system, too. Meadows and Kirsten are the only ones calling right now. That's hilarious. Oh, here we go. Kachchow, John. [ __ ] yeah, John. That's who I'm talking about. Welcome in, man.
Oh, 570. Welcome in, John. Hey, Michael.
How you doing?
>> Give me two seconds. 570. Are you 18 or over?
570. Can you hear me?
>> Yeah, I can hear you.
>> Are you 18 or over?
>> Yes, I am.
>> Bible believing [clears throat] Christian.
>> Yes, I am.
>> All right, give me give me a few minutes here. I'm gonna talk to John. Then you're next. Okay.
>> Okay. Thank you.
>> Thank you, John. Go ahead.
>> Hey, how you doing, Michael?
>> Fantastic, man. How about you?
>> Good. Good. Thank you. Um so God created a world of free will right 17 um under the heading limitations on royal authority >> God lists a whole host of limitations that we placed on the king of Israel >> whom he chooses right he's going to choose the king >> and one of those limitations is in verse 17 that reads let me see and he must not acquire many wives for himself >> ah I love that one >> or turn away >> yep Fast forward to 2 Samuel 12 in verse 8 in which God says to David who is of royal authority. He says to David through the prophet Nathan, I gave you your master's house and your master's wives into your bosom.
And he even goes a step further uh in verse 11 when God uh says he will give David's wives to his neighbor so his wife his neighbor can have sex with him in the light of day. Yep.
>> So, you know, this is, you know, doing this, doing this will turn your heart away. Yet, God is doing that for them. I mean, can you really refuse a gift from God? [laughter] >> It's terrible, John. It's terrible. But yeah, no.
>> I don't think God would be too pleased if if you did that.
>> Probably not. Yeah. He gets mad about the easiest or littlest things. For sure. Fantastic. Thanks, John.
Appreciate it. You too.
>> All right, caller. Go ahead, caller.
What you got for us?
>> Yes. I was wondering why don't you believe in God?
>> Which God?
>> The Bible.
>> Oh, cuz it's the dumbest story I ever read.
>> Why? Why you say that?
>> From Cuz I read it. We got talking animals. We got blood magic. We got egotistical maniacs. We got disgusting laws. I mean, it's it's terrible. The book is is [ __ ] ridiculous. Garbage.
Absolute garbage.
>> That doesn't mean That doesn't mean that God's not real.
>> I didn't say it did.
>> Well, do you believe in Jesus Christ?
>> Why the [ __ ] would I believe in Jesus Christ?
>> You don't even believe that he was a man that from history.
>> Don't [ __ ] care. Could care less.
>> What? Why not?
>> Why should I care?
>> Because he [clears throat] loves you.
[laughter] >> Okay, weirdo. Why do you think your invisible friend loves me? Oh, my farts on a Tuesday. [laughter] >> Because he did he died on the cross for your sin.
>> I I think you're a [ __ ] troll. But we'll continue on a little bit longer here. He did not die on the cross for my sin. Okay. Yeah, we're done. I'm done.
I'm not going to do that. I don't like the trolls, man. I'm sorry if you guys like the show and what not. It was great, but like I I'm not a big fan of the trolls. Stumpy's the only one that's allowed to troll because it's Stumpy and he's not really a troll. But anyways, 603. Thanks, Dumpsy. At 603, are you 18 or over?
>> That's me.
>> That's you, man. I am.
>> Are you a Bible believing Christian?
>> Uh, I used to be. I am an atheist, but I was raised Christian.
>> Congratulations on breaking free from the bondage of faith.
>> Um, I personally love your show. I just wanted to mention I love how anytime you ask a Christian how anything they believe is true, they just immediately start swearing at you and get mad.
[laughter] I've been listening most of the night and I've been yet to hear one solid reason from any current Christian.
>> Anything's real, >> dude. I've been doing this for eight years and they've still failed every [ __ ] time I talk to them. [laughter] >> Thanks, man.
>> I for one Christian with a brain cell.
any of them. Good >> read.
>> Not a single one.
>> No. Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
>> Have a good night.
>> Have a good night.
>> I see the Christ on the cracker stickers. I love those Christ and the Cracker stickers. If you be become a member on the YouTube and a super fan on the Tic Tac or just a fan, the fans on the Tic Tac, you guys only get like 15 uh stickers, but if you're a super fan, you get like [ __ ] 40. And we're still coming up with more. I'm slacking right now, but there's gonna be a ton of them.
I love seeing the stickers, too, you guys. They're so [ __ ] awesome. Phil, Phil, catch me on Thursday. Phil, I think we're done for now. [laughter] H maybe we'll do I don't know. I always say maybe we'll do an after show, but you know, it doesn't always happen.
Every once in a while it does happen.
But uh follow Sparky, follow the Naughty Atheist. For the merch, go to naughty atheist.com. naughty atheist.com. All merch ships on Wednesday. So, if you order on a Thursday, it's going to come on Wednesday. So, sorry guys. That's just the way the system works there. But, thank you guys for showing up. Thank you guys for hanging out. Thanks for all the [ __ ] stickers, the members, the mods, the fans, callers, maybe. But I appreciate you guys. Find me at the Bible says.com.
The Bible says what.com. I'm here every Sunday, Tuesday, and Thursday at 6 PM PST. Until next time, be kind, be safe, use your blinkers in remembrance of him.
There he is. [ __ ] Donald Trump, [ __ ] Ice, and [ __ ] ALL YOU [ __ ] [ __ ] FOR DEFENDING THESE [ __ ] GOOD NIGHT. I'll see you guys on Thursday, 6 PM PST.
Unless there's an after show, follow Sparky. That's the only way you can find out. [laughter] Oh, good night.
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