If kids could talk to their parents how they actually wanted to pt 23-24 & more

Added: 2026-05-10

[00:00:00]Hey, son. I didn't see you all day. Then you won't be seeing me for the rest of the day. Get out.

[00:00:05]You called me in like 2 hours ago, though. The party ended 30 minutes ago.

[00:00:08]I don't care about that party.

[00:00:11]And I don't care about that curfew.

[00:00:12]What the [ __ ] are we talking about right now?

[00:00:15]We both don't care.

[00:00:16]I keep telling you to wash the dishes and me and you going to have a problem.

[00:00:19]Me and you already have a problem. Cuz I keep telling you to knock before you come in my room AND YOU DON'T DO IT.

[00:00:25]GET OUT. THIS CLOSET NEEDS WORK.

[00:00:28]YOUR MARRIAGE needs work. Go see a counselor to get the hell out of my closet. Bye. Move.

[00:00:33]Damn.

[00:00:34]I need the dishes done.

[00:00:36]And I need my laundry done. Saying we need things done isn't actually going to get them done. So, get out and go get them done.

[00:00:45]There's dishes in the sink. And there's green water in my toilet. Why would you tell me that? You told me something I would never touch, so I told you something you would never touch.

[00:00:53]Shouldn't we keep going cuz you're both to shut the hell up?

[00:00:56]Okay, then. Let's shut the hell up.

[00:00:58]I need the trash taken out. And I need you taken out of my room. Leave.

[00:01:04]Bye.

[00:01:05]>> [sighs] >> And don't you have homework you need to be doing?

[00:01:08]Don't you have a job you need to be doing? Oh, I forgot. You don't have a job. They fired you. Get out of my face, Mom. Like, mind your business. Leave me alone.

[00:01:15]Get off the game. No. Get off the game.

[00:01:17]>> NO. GET OFF THE GAME.

[00:01:18]>> NO.

[00:01:18]>> GET OFF THE GAME. NO.

[00:01:19]>> GET OFF THE GAME. [screaming] NO. YOU DIDN'T PUT THE CEREAL IN THE PANTRY.

[00:01:23]OKAY. SO, you decided to walk past the cereal and the pantry to tell me I didn't put the cereal in the pantry instead of just putting the cereal in the pantry yourself. Yeah. Intelligence is not located in your mind. CUZ WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MOM? JUST GO DO IT. I PUT IT BACK IF YOU FORGOT IT. DAMN.

[00:01:41]I heard you got caught cheating on your test.

[00:01:43]I heard you didn't get caught cheating on Mom.

[00:01:46]Yet.

[00:01:47]Never mind.

[00:01:49]Don't you have school in the morning?

[00:01:50]Why are you still up?

[00:01:52]Don't you have work in the morning? Why are you still up?

[00:01:55]Work is way more important than school.

[00:01:56]You get paid to do what you do. You need all the rest you can get. Bye. Go to bed.

[00:02:01]Why you coming home late? Cuz I feel like it. Why you asking me about coming home late? Cuz you feel like it. We just doing what we feel like doing.

[00:02:09]Why you still on the game, man? Why are you still on unemployment? Get off unemployment then I'll get off the game.

[00:02:14]Till then, I'm not getting off [ __ ] Bye.

[00:02:18]Why don't I have a lighter in pants while I was doing laundry? Oh, I was looking for that. Give it back.

[00:02:21]>> No. Okay, keep the lighter. I'm just going to buy another one. Bye.

[00:02:24]Wake up. It's 5:00. You ain't did nothing with your day.

[00:02:27]You ain't did nothing with your life.

[00:02:28]You work at Amazon. Shut up, Dad.

[00:02:32]You need to help me bring in these groceries. You need to help me close my door. I'm in the middle of a game.

[00:02:38]Make sure you wash those dishes. I was already washing the dishes, but since you told me to wash the dishes when you seen me washing the dishes, now I'm no longer washing the dishes. [ __ ] like that piss me off, OG. Wash them yourself.

[00:02:48]Wash them yourself.

[00:02:50]Just checking on you.

[00:02:52]Instead of checking on me, go check on the stove. You ain't cooked in 2 days.

[00:02:55]My mom.

[00:02:56]For what? You talking back?

[00:02:59]No, I'm talking forward. Yes, I'm talking BACK, YOU IDIOT. FOR WHAT?

[00:03:05]I SAID I SAID WHAT YOU DOING?

[00:03:07]ALL RIGHT, uh put a question mark after.

[00:03:09]You sure? Bro, yes, bro. Trust me. Put a question mark after so she has to read the message. Oh yeah, good idea. Good idea. Good idea.

[00:03:16]All right, I sent it.

[00:03:20]Good. Good. Good. All right, now we wait. Okay.

[00:03:28]She responded. She She responded. Calm down. Calm down. What she say?

[00:03:32]Nothing laying down.

[00:03:34]How do I respond to that? She She being dry. Let me see the phone.

[00:03:38]Dude, don't say nothing stupid, bro.

[00:03:40]Bro, I'm not. Dude, don't or not. Cuz I know you used to getting what you want. You disrespectful, bro. Don't say nothing stupid, bro.

[00:03:45]>> Okay. Okay. I got you. Let me see the phone. All right, man. Whatever.

[00:03:50]All [sighs and snorts] right.

[00:03:53]LOL, what's the vibe for tonight, queen?

[00:03:55]>> I don't even type like that. SHE GOING TO KNOW IT WASN'T ME. WHAT THE HELL?

[00:03:58]CALM DOWN. CALM DOWN. SHE'S going to respond though, trust.

[00:04:01]Oh, [ __ ] What?

[00:04:03]I don't know. You tell me.

[00:04:05]WITH THE EYE EMOJI?

[00:04:07]>> [screaming] >> ALL RIGHT. LET ME KEEP GOING. OKAY.

[00:04:11]WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY?

[00:04:13]Just chill. I got it. Okay.

[00:04:16]All right.

[00:04:18]Netflix and chill, question mark. Come on. It's too early for that. Now she don't think I just want to [ __ ] Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Don't worry. I got it.

[00:04:28]NOTIFY ANYWAY. WHY WOULD YOU CLICK NOTIFY ANYWAY? NOW I DON'T LOOK HUNGRY.

[00:04:31]WAIT, WHY IS YOUR THING on DND in the first place?

[00:04:33]>> CUZ YOU DON'T OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED.

[00:04:36]GOD DAMN. I DON'T EVEN WANT TO see what she going to say to that [ __ ] Bro, I'm walking out.

[00:04:44]All right. She said, "What you doing tonight?" Bro, no. Craft the message and say what we doing tonight. Wait.

[00:04:50]Wouldn't that be too much? What What if I come off as cocky or arrogant after that? Bro, no. That's not being cocky.

[00:04:54]That's being confident. And women love a confident man. Plus, you won't feel excluded cuz you said we. Just say it, bro. All right. All right. What we doing tonight?

[00:05:03]Shut that [ __ ] She said, "We, question mark, LMFAO."

[00:05:07]Bro, I TOLD YOU I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT [ __ ] BRO. NOW NOW I'M GETTING LAUGHED AT. I'M NOT EVEN SAYING [ __ ] FUNNY. God damn.

[00:05:13]>> Calm down. Relax. Let me Let me SEE THE PHONE. WHY? SO YOU CAN HAVE CREATIVE CONTROL ON THE [ __ ] YOU SAYING AND I CAN GET LAUGHED AT EVEN MORE? BOY, BRO, CALM DOWN. BRO, you know how many girls are in my roster? I know what girls want. Come on. Let me see the phone.

[00:05:24]Yeah, whatever, man.

[00:05:26]Oh, [ __ ] bro.

[00:05:29]Here.

[00:05:31]I didn't stutter, LOL. I'm picking you up at 9:00. You want to get ice cream or watch a movie?

[00:05:36]>> Are you serious? YOU COCKY MOTHER WHAT DO YOU WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK you are? You see, THIS IS WHY I DON'T PASS YOU MY PHONE CUZ YOU THINK YOU HEAR ME. YOU'RE NOT.

[00:05:44]OH, [ __ ] NOW, which one did she pick?

[00:05:48]ICE CREAM.

[00:05:50]MAN, THAT'S HER FAVORITE. I TOLD YOU.

[00:05:52]HEY, HEY, HEY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. WE MIGHT HAVE DID SOMETHING. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. NOW, DON'T text her back till 8:59. What the hell?

[00:05:59]Are you crazy? I just secured the bag and you want me to lose it already? Bro, trust me, man. It will make her think you forgot about her. Once she texts you back, she'll be excited as [ __ ] All right, all right. You're the ladies man. Now, text her in the back. Leave it on deliver.

[00:06:12]Ignoring.

[00:06:18]Damn, she look positive. I know, right?

[00:06:20]I'm finna send her some heart eyes. No, no, no. What the [ __ ] are you doing?

[00:06:23]What you mean, no? Bro, every man that follows her is sending her heart eyes.

[00:06:27]You can't send her [ __ ] You don't want to see that. Plus, all she can respond with is thank you. You got to come different. You got to send her something that will confuse her and catch her attention. Like like what? [ __ ] Somebody like me, I'll send her, "If being pretty was a sin, I hope you know you're going to hell."

[00:06:40]>> Nah, you're officially insane. On my mama, that's better than heart eyes.

[00:06:43]>> No, that's stupid. She look stupid good, SO YOU GOT TO SAY SOME stupid [ __ ] TO GET HER ATTENTION. SEND IT. All right, I'mma send it. All right, good. She texting me. She texting me. What she say? What she say? Uh, she said, um, "lmao, I've never felt so appreciated and assaulted in my life." Laughing emoji, laughing emoji. "What's wrong with you?" You got her attention though.

[00:07:01]That was the whole point of this [ __ ] to get noticed. You You threw the bait and she bit. Now, you got to reel her in.

[00:07:07]Wait, so what do I say next?

[00:07:09]My bad, mama. Didn't mean to insult you.

[00:07:11]How long you and your boyfriend been together? Wait, I have to assume she has a boyfriend?

[00:07:15]She can answer one of two ways. She can tell you how long they've been together and that tells you to leave her alone or she could say, "lol, I don't have a boyfriend." And that's when the ball is in your court. It's your game. Can't [ __ ] stop you after that. On my mama, boy. Text that message. How long you and your boyfriend been together? Send that.

[00:07:29]Send that. She about to respond. What What she say? What she say? lol, I don't have a boyfriend. Do you have a girlfriend? WHAT I TELL YOU, BOY? WHAT I TELL YOU, BOY? WHAT I TELL YOU? OH, OH, AND BY THE WAY, SHE LOOKED TOO GOOD JUST TO YOU got to cuff her. Oh, I know.

[00:07:43]I know. Do you make a turn? Do you make a turn? Can't just them all. Someone got to put a ring on it soon.

[00:07:51]Oh my god, fam. She's tripping on me, dude. She never takes this long. She still hasn't responded to your text? No, it's really getting annoying. What did you say last? I said I love you. And it's been 10 minutes, no response? You better send a paragraph explaining why you love her.

[00:08:05]Hell no. I'm not a double texter. If she doesn't want to talk, bro, I guess she doesn't want to talk.

[00:08:10]If you don't lose your pride, you're going to lose your woman. She's sitting ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT phone expecting a double text to see if you really care. Now, if you don't double text, she'll eventually find a man that will double text her. I'm telling you.

[00:08:22]Lose that pride, my boy.

[00:08:25]Look at you typing fast as hell. The thought of another man with your woman got you tweaking, huh?

[00:08:29]She said, "I think we need a break cuz this is just too much."

[00:08:34]All right, bro. Whatever you want.

[00:08:35]>> Bro, stop. What the hell are you doing?

[00:08:37]Are you Are you stupid? Don't send that [ __ ] She just said she wanted a break.

[00:08:40]What am I supposed to do? Bro, she just saying that [ __ ] cuz she feel unappreciated at the moment. She want to see if you actually care. Bro, she don't actually want a break. She just want you to stop acting stupid. But if you send that text, I guarantee you you will prove to her that you are indeed still stupid. Delete that [ __ ] I said we needed a break and we need to communicate. And she said, "Fine, just be outside at 7:00." See, I told you, fool. Girls going to always say some dumb [ __ ] they don't believe just to see if you agree with it. And when you do agree with it, they're going to get EVEN MORE MAD. SO, DON'T AGREE WITH THE [ __ ] in the first place.

[00:09:11]But text her and tell her you love her.

[00:09:13]Bro, for real, like we just >> Dude, text her and tell her you love her. Trust me. Come on.

[00:09:19]Five hearts, not four.

[00:09:21]Five hearts, not four. Trust me. Yeah, that should do it.

[00:09:26]I said, "What you doing?" She said she's just chilling.

[00:09:29]Man, cut the [ __ ] and ask her to leave.

[00:09:31]>> Bro, no, no. Don't say that. Bro, what should you say since you know it all?

[00:09:34]Bro, literally anything but that. Like asking her to leave is too straightforward. not going to work. Bro, I literally already her. How are you going to tell me what will work and what won't work? I've already done what you're trying to do.

[00:09:44]I've been in the position you're in and already succeeded.

[00:09:46]>> Just because it worked for you does not mean it's going to work for me, bro. We are two different people, we might respond differently. No, she will not.

[00:09:50]If anything, she'll say yes faster to you than she did me. How do you know that? You don't You don't know that.

[00:09:54]>> Dude, I am 5'6" and she still let me work. You are 6'7" inches tall. You do not need finesse. YOUR HEIGHT IS THE FINESSE. What do you not understand?

[00:10:04]>> Just because I'm tall doesn't mean you should go for it, bro. She might still say no. Why would she say no to the link? Give me a good reason. You are a D1, as in division one athlete, and she is a Those two categories literally go perfect together. What is the problem?

[00:10:18]She's going to link you. I don't know, man. Ask her to link this fast might be a turn off for her. Bro, you're thinking like a man that's 5'11". You're 6'7".

[00:10:27]Act like it. If I'm being honest, if I'm 6'7", I might even ask her to link. I'M SAYING, "MY HOUSE, NOW." AND SHE HAS LITERALLY 6.7 seconds to respond or I'm on to the next girl. I swear to god.

[00:10:37]Give me the phone. Give me the phone, bro. Send the goddamn message, bro. Send the message.

[00:10:42]She's typing.

[00:10:43]She She She said, "Bet." Of course, SHE DID. YOU'RE 6'7". DUH. SHE WANTS TO HEY, I'M TRYING TO DEAL with this girl, but I don't know what to say to her. I'm thinking about sending the black heart.

[00:10:56]>> Nah, nah, hell no. Don't say that [ __ ] weak. Everybody on Instagram sending the black heart. She not responding to that.

[00:11:00]So, what you thinking? Come on, you got to send some [ __ ] to stand out. You got to say some [ __ ] that'll catch her attention, so she actually respond.

[00:11:06]I got this line. I tell them, "If being beautiful was illegal, you'd be a wanted criminal." Um, I don't know. That's not going to work.

[00:11:13]>> on everything I love it is. That [ __ ] work every time. Even if they got a boyfriend, that [ __ ] be working. Bro, these girls ain't never had a man talk to them like that. What you mean? I'm I'm guaranteeing that [ __ ] working. Bro, most men just send heart eyes. So, when you send the [ __ ] I'm telling you to send, they get surprised when they see that [ __ ] Think about it. You complimenting them while being creative.

[00:11:28]You putting in effort. They know you You to think before you sent that [ __ ] and they appreciate that. I'm telling you bro, it's going to work. Trust me, send it. All right. All right. Send send that [ __ ] bro. I'm telling you. I'm sending it. She responded. What she say? She said, "LOL, that's the sweetest, most creative thing someone has ever said to me." See, I told you. These men don't be talking [ __ ] how I talk [ __ ] I know what I'm doing. If you want a girl's attention, you got to tell her some [ __ ] she's never heard before. Okay, now that you have her attention, ask her the basics. Age and where she's from. Okay.

[00:11:53]Wait, I shouldn't ask if she has a boyfriend?

[00:11:54]>> We don't give a [ __ ] if she has a boyfriend. Ask her the age and where she's from. Hurry up. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[00:11:58]Okay. We don't give a [ __ ] She responded. She said she's 22 from Houston. And you 22 from Houston. Now what do you say? Ask her to link. No, man. Every man is asking her to link. Be different, bro. Ask her on a date. When you take her on a date, take her straight home afterwards. Don't try nothing. She's going to think you're different. Then the next time y'all go on a date, she's going to want to you. Trust me. Mhm. Okay. Okay. Yes.

[00:12:17]Let's go on our first date and second date the same night.

[00:12:21]I never thought about that. That could work. All right. I ain't sending it.

[00:12:23]That could work. Okay.

[00:12:26]You say, "How you doing?" I say, "I'm doing good now that I'm talking to you."

[00:12:29]And then she said, "You weak."

[00:12:31]You got anything strong?

[00:12:34]Exactly. Say that weak [ __ ] Talking about that [ __ ] weak. You weak.

[00:12:38]Why you think YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR HELP?

[00:12:39]All right. All right.

[00:12:40]I'm sending it. Come on, man. She said, "LOL, you corny." Sent two laughing emojis. I told you that [ __ ] was weak.

[00:12:44]Come on, man. How was she weak? She sent two weak. She sent two laughing emojis.

[00:12:47]If she was truly weak, she wouldn't have sent zero laughing emojis. She's laughing a little bit. I'm finna say, "I'm missing games."

[00:12:52]If she think what you said before was corny, she's going to think "I'm missing games" are corn fields. That [ __ ] garbage.

[00:12:57]Never send that again in your life. Let me talk, bro.

[00:13:00]"What you got going on this Saturday?

[00:13:01]Let me take you out to eat."

[00:13:03]"I'm missing games." HAVE YOU LOST YOUR [ __ ] MIND?

[00:13:06]YOU DON'T SAY "I'M MISSING GAMES" TO A BAD [ __ ] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[00:13:09]SHE SAID, "I'M FREE DEPENDING ON WHERE we going." Mhm. Okay.

[00:13:12]So, if you say a place she like, she'll go out with you. But you say a place she don't like, she won't go out with you.

[00:13:17]You don't want to say something too high class cuz then you introducing her to a vibe you can't maintain. Cuz you're broke.

[00:13:22]But you don't want to say something too low class cuz then you introducing her to a vibe she won't entertain cuz she bougie. Uh She said she's good. That will work every time. Not too high class, not too low class. Right in the middle. She said If she don't say yes to that, I can't help you. Yeah, I can't help you then.

[00:13:38]She said, "Sounds good. Pick me up at 8."

[00:13:41]You got yourself a date. Talk about my [ __ ] weak. My [ __ ] bodybuilder strong.

[00:13:44]Boy, you crazy.

[00:13:45]You going to take the girl out?

[00:13:48]What you doing after that?

[00:13:49]That's up to you. I have no clue.

[00:13:54]She said, "Hey, what you doing?"

[00:13:55]Tell her you're building your garage from scratch.

[00:13:57]>> But I'm not building my garage from scratch. Okay, you want to tell her what you're really doing? Ask me for advice on how to text her. Man, again, tell her you're building your garage from scratch. Make you sound masculine and busy. Tell her you asked me for advice on how to text her make you sound like a pathetic peon. Bro, just tell her you're building your garage from scratch. It's a little white lie to make you sound cool. Just say it. She said, "Ooh, sounds fun." How do I respond to that?

[00:14:16]You could say, "You know what would be even more fun? Let me take you out to eat." You don't think that's moving too fast?

[00:14:21]Would you rather move too slow?

[00:14:23]If you're going to get rejected, you'd rather get rejected fast than slow.

[00:14:26]If she's going to reject you, hurry up and move on so you can get to someone that will accept you. Man, send that [ __ ] You going to send that [ __ ] man? She said, "I don't know. I already know you."

[00:14:33]But she's not going to buy it. I'm going to send some money. I got it. I might as well use it.

[00:14:36]>> Relax, man. It's not Halloween. You ain't got to trick for the treat. Calm down. Say, "The date is so you can get to know me." Simple as that.

[00:14:45]Damn, so quick to trick. Can you calm down, [ __ ] [ __ ] She said, "Okay, that makes sense. I'm going to let you take me on a date." You see? I'm taking her to Panda Express.

[00:14:53]You tell her you want to take her to Panda Express. She's going to express how she no longer wants to go on that date with you. No.

[00:14:59]Take her somewhere more classy.

[00:15:00]Somewhere that got waiters and waitresses.

[00:15:02]Like Texas Roadhouse.

[00:15:05]I'll take you to Texas Roadhouse.

[00:15:07]Oh, what? Panda Express?

[00:15:10]Man, express yourself out my car, bro.

[00:15:14]Baby, is that a ghost? Honey, ghosts aren't real.

[00:15:21]What's she doing? I got your baby. Yeah, um I noticed that.

[00:15:25]Now what?

[00:15:26]>> And it's unlocked.

[00:15:27]>> Yeah, it's cuz I was using it and I can't really use it while it's locked.

[00:15:31]>> When I say unlocked, I mean IT'S NOT LOCKED.

[00:15:34]>> YEAH, um I know what unlocked means, babe. Not locked meaning completely wide open.

[00:15:39]>> Yeah, that's what unlocked basically means. Completely wide open meaning I can see all your personal business in your phone. I completely understand.

[00:15:49]But now what?

[00:15:50]>> Meaning I can see your iMessages, your DMs, your emails, YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, YOUR IPHONE GAMES. I CAN SEE IT ALL.

[00:15:56]>> YEAH, BABY, that's what personal business is.

[00:15:59]What are you trying to accomplish by telling me this? Why didn't you get up and chase me when I TOOK YOUR PHONE?

[00:16:04]>> Why the hell would I do that? We live together. I'm eventually going to get it back.

[00:16:07]>> Cuz all men chase their girlfriends when they take their phone. All men do it.

[00:16:10]>> Men who cheat do that. I'm not cheating, so why would I chase you?

[00:16:14]And even if I was cheating, I still wouldn't chase you. I have asthma.

[00:16:18]I guess I'm tripping then. Here you go, baby.

[00:16:21]Time to go for a walk.

[00:16:23]So gullible. Stay still when they run with your phone and they won't think you're cheating. Reverse psychology works every time.

[00:16:30]Hey, baby, she gone. Where you at? I need some Hey, what is everybody running for? I don't even know. Hey, what happened?

[00:16:39]Y'all good? Did the police pull up? Did the Airbnb owner come out? WHY IS EVERYBODY RUNNING?

[00:16:59]HEY, WHAT THE HELL WHAT HAPPENED? WHY IS EVERYBODY RUNNING?

[00:17:01]>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW. HEY, HEY, what happened? Y'all good? Did Did the police pull up? Did the Airbnb owner come out?

[00:17:06]WHY IS EVERYBODY RUNNING?

[00:17:14]HEY, WHAT THE HELL? WHY IS EVERYBODY RUNNING? I DON'T EVEN KNOW, but just to make sure I'm clutching. Oh, for sure.

[00:17:45]Damn, baby, that's a beautiful view.

[00:17:47]Take a look. WHAT VIEW?

[00:17:50]HEY BOY, STOP PLAYING. THIS [ __ ] AIN'T FUNNY.

[00:17:55]BOY, I AIN'T GOING TO GIVE YOU NOTHING NOW IF YOU KEEP PLAYING.

[00:18:03]OKAY, NOTHING FOR A WEEK. HOW ABOUT THAT? HOW ABOUT THAT? NOTHING FOR A WEEK.

[00:18:08]I'M FAST AS BOY.

[00:18:11]ALL RIGHT, NOTHING FOR A MONTH IF YOU KEEP TRYING ME, BOY. YOU KEEP TRYING ME.

[00:18:19]GOD DAMN IT.

[00:18:26]LET'S MAKE IT A LIFETIME.

[00:18:31]TURN AROUND, BOY. SLOWLY. DAMN, GIRL, you did all that for an iPhone? How the hell did you even catch up to me in the first place? Girls get real fast, strong, and intelligent when it comes to our phones. Kind of like A SUPERPOWER.

[00:18:42]NOW HAND it over.

[00:18:44]All right, damn. Let me just check the time. Jason, don't do it. I I I'M I'M TELLING YOU, I AIN'T GOING TO WARN YOU AGAIN. GIVE IT BACK NOW.

[00:18:50]>> GIRL, calm down. It won't even take ME 2 SECONDS.

[00:18:52]>> JASON! O- OKAY, I'M DONE. DAMN.

[00:18:55]WAIT, WHO'S MARQUIS?

[00:18:57]I'm sorry, baby, but you just seen too much.

[00:18:59]>> WAIT, HUH?

[00:19:07]HEY MARQUIS, CAN YOU PICK ME UP RIGHT NOW, PLEASE?

[00:19:10]And can you bring a shovel?

[00:19:13]O- okay. All right, baby. Thank you.

[00:19:14]Hurry up, please. Hurry up, please.

[00:19:17]Why couldn't you just mind your damn business? I wanted TO MARRY YOU.

[00:19:21]DAMN.

[00:19:29]STOP PLAYING, MACY. STOP PLAYING.

[00:19:32]Stop playing, baby. Stop playing. Open the door.

[00:19:35]My best friend?

[00:19:40]Come on, girl. Don't make me act a picture people. Don't make me start acting up at your people house. They love me. I don't want them to start hating me for what I'm about to do.

[00:19:46]Don't make me act a picture people house.

[00:19:48]Open the damn DOOR, MACY.

[00:19:51]MY COUSIN? [screaming] YOU LUCKY THIS YOUR PARENTS house cuz if this was my house, I would have been kicked down this damn door. We would have been started throwing hands like we was grown men.

[00:20:01]Stop playing with me, Macy. OPEN THE DAMN DOOR.

[00:20:04]MY SISTER?

[00:20:06]>> [laughter] >> WHY GO LOOKING FOR SOMETHING YOU DON'T WANT TO FIND, HUH? WHY GO looking for something you don't want to find, huh?

[00:20:11]What now, huh? You don't trust me, huh?

[00:20:12]You don't trust me? Well, let me tell you something. If we ain't got trust, we got nothing, Macy. Nothing. Get out my damn room, MACY.

[00:20:20]MY [ __ ] HOUSE?

[00:20:23]GET OUT RIGHT NOW. GET OUT.

[00:20:25]>> HOLD ON. HOLD ON, BABY. DON'T DO THIS.

[00:20:26]Let me Let Let ME EXPLAIN. GET OUT RIGHT NOW.

[00:20:28]>> [screaming] >> WHY YOU BEING LOUD? YOUR PARENTS GOING TO KNOW I'M CHEATING.

[00:20:32]GET OUT MY ROOM. YOU WANT TOO MUCH.

[00:20:36]You know I love you.

[00:20:38]I love you, too, baby.

[00:20:40]Baby, what's that? Huh? What?

[00:20:45]HEY, BABY. WHAT YOU DOING? WE WAS HAVING A GOOD MOMENT.

[00:20:51]COME ON, BABY. WHY YOU DOING THIS? YOU KNOW I'M ON HOUSE ARREST.

[00:20:54]>> I'VE BEEN waiting years for you to go to jail just so I could bail you out and you be on house arrest so I can go through your phone.

[00:21:00]What the hell IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS?

[00:21:05]REALLY? I WOULDN'T EVEN TRY TO SET YOU UP. All those times you had eyes on you and we would see the police and I would drive even faster. I was trying to get their attention so they could take you to jail. You I thought you were TRYING TO RUN AWAY AND KEEP ME SAFE. BUT THIS WHOLE TIME YOU WERE TRYING TO GET MY FREEDOM TAKEN AWAY AND GET ME SENT TO jail so I CAN GET PUT on house arrest and you can check my phone outside. Yep, catch me if you can.

[00:21:25]Wait, who's Jessica? I'm going to send it TO MYSELF. BYE.

[00:21:28]HEY, COME ON, CHILL.

[00:21:33]SHE GOT MY PHONE.