🌯 Yummy Update: Crypto News, Elon Musk Altseason

Added: 2026-05-04

[00:00:00]It's your yummy update time. It's your yummy update time. Did you see Elon Ma?

[00:00:04]Elon Ma friends might be potentially trying to start something with crypto.

[00:00:08]This is a nice post from Grand Inquisitor. So Elon Ma friends, he started posting about I think asteroid, which is I think on Astro Dex and they made a pump fun one.

[00:00:17]It's just interesting. I think Astro I think the Ethereum link stuff of one coin, the asteroid went to 150 million market cap, but Solana only went to 2 million, which is very interesting and people are starting that they say, "Hey, we don't want to be on Solana anymore.

[00:00:33]The trenches are moving to Ethereum because we're sick of Solana." It's just it's interesting about how the Solana third cycle curse is starting to play out.

[00:00:42]Also friends, do you know the Ethereum gas fees? Do you have to see how cheap they are, dude? They're like 3 cents.

[00:00:47]Ethereum's gas fees are cheaper than Tron. Do you know that? You know Tron friends, to send to send money on Tron it cost like $1.80 to send Tether. And for Ethereum it's only 3 cents. So >> [laughter] >> don't know how we got this world and Tron's actually mogging everybody, which is which is still funny, right? TRX ETH, you can see the Tron to ETH ratio is it's actually just mogging >> [laughter] >> Justin Sun, man. This is gold. Uh Justin, the absolute mogging. Wow, but hopefully better better things to come coming for us.

[00:01:19]Elon started the first wave of meme coins again. Asteroid was the last test subject.

[00:01:25]I call this testing the waters to get a feel on how random poop coiners will perform in the current market conditions. The pump itself was nothing spectacular compared to 2021, but it's the first domino to fall. From here alt queefen could be on the horizon. Remember friends, alt this word that you can see on the screen, this this word is this is a banned banned word. Okay, we don't want to jinx it.

[00:01:49]If Elon starts shilling more random coins again, we'll officially be in an alt queefen.

[00:01:53]As I've always emphasized, friends, Elon Ma will bring the bull run back. Perhaps we're getting close. So Remember Elon Ma friends, he he stopped talking about Doge because he well he kept talking about it, but the pumps got smaller and smaller and then at the end they were just 2% and at the very very very end he would literally tweet about Doge and nothing would happen at all.

[00:02:13]Like this dude like, you know, the tiniest 0.1% move and it just come back down. So they stopped talking about him.

[00:02:21]Is it a sign that we're finally moving around the corner? We'll see. This is the SOL BTC ratio. It's cooked. This is the third cycle curse. Been talking about it for a long time. It's very unfortunate, friends, this what happens, right? Your first cycle is a big big one. Your second cycle is here and your third cycle is happening right now. Now remember friends, there's nothing inherently bad with Solana.

[00:02:42]It's just that it got literally the most popular. When you're the most popular, you can only go down.

[00:02:47]The popularity doesn't last forever. So >> [clears throat] >> ETH SOL BTC is going down and why you're going to remember it is I want you to think about in your mind all the influencers who told you you're an idiot.

[00:03:01]All the influencers who told you to buy Solana. So it was hand in hand.

[00:03:08]All the most disrespectful arrogant scum influencers who would talk down on people, pretend they are better than everybody else, they were proponents of Solana, all of them. And they're basically saying you're an idiot if you lose money in crypto. Okay, bro. All right, we'll see how this plays out for everyone cuz friends, right now obviously this the influencers are real. They dumped on everyone. They dumped on everyone, right? They told you to get in at $250 Solana cuz they said, "Oh dog, it's going to $1,000.

[00:03:38]This is risk-free."

[00:03:41]And now they're saying it's going to $30. Okay, so this is the reality that people have to accept. This third cycle curse stuff By the way, I really hope that this doesn't get the third cycle curse. I hope it does something like this, but you can already see like it's about expectations, friends. You already were the best chain. Just like 2021, Ethereum Ethereum was the one and now it is Solana. So you might wonder, "Sammy, what's the next one? What's the next one, Sammy?" We don't know, dude. I don't know. I we don't know what the next chain is. We we like a couple of things. We we have no idea, dude. It's so random, right? Okay, no one was saying Solana was going to do well and Ethereum was not going to break the all-time high. No one was saying that in 2022. Okay?

[00:04:18]This [clears throat] is crazy as well.

[00:04:19]So let's Thank you to Mr. my friend who made this as well. This is this is funny. We're going to catch up on the comment section. Ivan Ivan's actually in here with $10 doonies. Look at Ivan's helping us DCA. Ivan has given us $10 doonies to actually DCA buy he die with this $10 liquidity.

[00:04:37]>> [laughter] >> I will be checking in on Baltic every all-time low, Michael. I got to make a golden rule.

[00:04:43]>> [laughter] >> We going to be checking in when it goes all-time low and another all-time low and another all-time I'm going to be with you at each and every all-time low.

[00:04:54]>> [music] >> Very cool. [music] That's very very good. Thank you, sir.

[00:05:02]So all the brain rots in TikTok will be like and then as soon as I see that they'll be like, "Oh, this has entered my memory bank of the other 14,000 brain rot videos I watched today and I will totally forget it." But for the rest of us paying attention, it's very important. So this is funny to see Ivan actually come and join. Hey Ivan, if you're listening as well, now you know how we feel because in say friends, the reason why so in my chat I I go through everything. I go through everyone as much as I can. Okay, I literally I go through literally everything. But when Ivan when he joined, he's typing and he was frustrated. He's like, "Man, you're not even looking at the chat." And so he just left. He rage quit. But I I was just thinking of the great irony of it, but do you understand that's literally everyone's existence in the chat like it's just like 98% of the stuff gets ignored and it's just a couple of things as well. So I know friends, it's very hard. I know it doesn't seem professional, but we have Pokéballs to catch. Okay, we have Pokémon to catch with our Pokéballs. We've got chocolate to eat. We have to do a show. We have to cover a lot of things out here. It is a hangout and I do love and appreciate you and you will get some nice pumpage music.

[00:06:08]>> [music] >> But ultimately, I'm here to look after you.

[00:06:12]There's always time to hang.

[00:06:14]This is wild. I got to cover this, friends. Former OpenAI employee is whistleblowing against Sam Altman. He said OpenAI is building portals and summoning non-human intelligence entities. So yeah, friends, it's actually it's real. It's real. The the whistleblower friends, you want to know something interesting? Yeah, that's funny. When they first talked about the whistleblower, they didn't put this.

[00:06:37]They were hiding this part. It's just that all the Red Bull content read the whistleblower stuff and then now the real news is circulating, but they tried to hide the portal thing.

[00:06:45]We are building portals from which we are genuinely summoning aliens. So it is true, friends. It's not it's not science fiction. They already have it. They've already done it in CERN, you know, CERN, the CERN, CERN, the the the big particle collider. They were able to open a portal. There is a scientist from there who has leaked and it's too scared to put their name, but they have leaked.

[00:07:08]They opened the portal and they did communicate with another entity and this is friends, this is where it's funny. Okay?

[00:07:17]They opened a portal and one of the things came out and took an item.

[00:07:23]And so they were like, "Woah!" So you're imagining like a like a gargoyle hand come out, right? So we don't know what it looked like.

[00:07:31]Someone tracked down the lady who the reporter and they [clears throat] were able to kind of figure out maybe who's one of the scientists who was who's a familiar with it.

[00:07:40]And they went and they dug they they don't want to give their name out cuz they're scientists, you know, hat on. So they they don't want to get slapped.

[00:07:45]Right, but they mentioned all they could tell us was it was a scarf.

[00:07:51]So they opened up a portal and the entity >> [laughter] >> it is funny, took a scarf. It's gone now. It took it back from wherever aliens. It's just wild. Absolutely wild.

[00:08:02]>> [laughter] >> It is crazy.

[00:08:05]You can watch you can see the interviews and stuff. I'll cover it in some Red Bull content. But yeah, they haven't really gone into obviously a lot of it cuz all of these scientists, friends, you talk, you literally you're finished, you know.

[00:08:14]There's also a big concern, are they demons? Right? Remember friends, demons from the Bible, okay?

[00:08:21]All they are are they're the they're fallen angels. So angels are like powerful God messengers. Demons used to be an angel. So they are aware of God. They just basically refuse to go that way. So the image is basically that's what when we say something's like demonic and stuff, it's basically like you're not aware of the grace of God, but you just choose to go your own path.

[00:08:44]That's why a lot of these satanic pedo cult people, they're actually all afraid of dying. If you notice that, they're really afraid of dying, you know, because they really think they're like, "Yeah, I'm going to hell." You know, which is interesting cuz you just you don't you don't know like, "Hey, what's Is there a cosmic law?" Like how many bad things do you do? Is there brownie points? Is there a reputation system? We don't know. We don't know these. It's just you're basically just trying to do your best.

[00:09:09]Check this out, friends, as well. So speaking of the asteroid, so remember Elon Ma with his altcoin alt season stuff that he's trying to do.

[00:09:16]Look at this. This guy cheated and he regrets it. Someone say a prayer for this guy. He bought 1.8% of asteroid 2 months ago. He held it for 60 days just to sell for a loss 1 day before Elon Ma started shilling it.

[00:09:30]His $550 would now be worth 2.9 million.

[00:09:37]Wow, talk about a cheat, dude. Wow, man.

[00:09:42]That's the game, DB. Cooper, all you got to do is hold. Haha, I don't cheat the lows. I buy fear and I sell greed.

[00:09:49]Always leave a moon bag, Dr. Piggy up.

[00:09:52]Here's Leroy.

[00:09:54]How to know it's a person and not a bot meant to create such and such stories to lure people in. Leroy, you come on, bro.

[00:10:00]Are you serious, Leroy? Then like how Elon Ma, if someone's an insider, dude, they're not randomly making a shitty name coin like asteroid and doing that.

[00:10:09]Like of course not, dude. There are geets everywhere.

[00:10:13]It's got So, why why is Leroy talking like that? Cuz Leroy, he fuds Richard Heart PulseChain literally 24 hours a day for the past 2 years.

[00:10:21]So, literally for 24 months this year, every single day Leroy is fighting friends as I always show So, now presented Leroy's confirmation bias. So, in Leroy's mind, the best thing to do is to get and leave. So, he's like obviously looking at this information of like someone getting and then it goes up. But his brain's not saying, "You know what? Maybe I should be a spoony holder. Maybe I should be accumulating $10 e doonies every week and joining my friend Simon. Maybe I should literally be doing that even though I thought it'd be a seller's market after 5 years, but it's still a buyer's market. Okay? It's a market for buyers. Instead of doing that, he's thinking, "Nah, confirmation bias, right? I'm going to now biasedly move this piece of information and just pretend I learned it. Pretend I learned it. And I'm just going to assume No, no, no, this is a bot. This is an insider job."

[00:11:07]So, it's just happening in real time, friends. Like Like Leroy, bro. Okay, we've already flipped Sudan. We flipped Indonesia. We flipped Iran. We flipped Zimbabwe. We flipped Venezuela, okay?

[00:11:19]We're going to flip Hungary. We're going to flip Pakistan, okay? The P9 currency is taking over the world.

[00:11:26]Speaking of P9 as well, this is it on the monthly chart out here. So, if it's a lot of people, of course, friends, if you're looking at the daily charts, or everyone's looking at the dailies, and they're like, "Oh, no, this thing is down. Oh my gosh, we're down 30% already."

[00:11:41]But if you just put it on a monthly chart, this is why I always look at the monthlies. There you go, there's two green monthly candles in a row. This is fine. This is healthy.

[00:11:47]And then maybe hopefully in the next month it's able to go up here, you know, like 0.35 cents or something, but hopefully even higher. But this is just the game, friends. You know, you take it one uh month at a time. So, everybody else is out there begging for the Iran US deals to break down further. All the crypto influencers are begging for 40,000. Like, "Please, please negotiations break down. Please, I want my $40,000 Bitcoin sent to zero."

[00:12:14]Could happen. Who cares?

[00:12:16]We know we're locked in all of this year. We know we are, all right? I do wonder, friends, crypto Twitter, Nikita Bur, Elon Ma, I wonder, man, I think they they really they really want to resurrect this crypto stuff. I wonder what they have in plan. Like, subscribe, bell button and all. Catch you in the next one.