Blazing Saddles (1974) *First Time Watching* | Movie Reaction

[00:00:00]Got to get in there close and find out what's happening. There's our ticket.

[00:00:04]>> Have a nice day.

[00:00:05]>> Look what I got here.

[00:00:09]>> Hey, where are the white women at?

[00:00:13]>> I'm so proud of myself today.

[00:00:15]>> I'm so proud of myself. You know what?

[00:00:18]>> All right, y'all.

[00:00:20]Um, I don't even know how to start this one. He has been on my other channel before, but this is the first time he comes to It's Mr. Video Clips, the where we do the movies at. This is the movie channel. So, it's a different experience over here. We're about to watch a whole movie. Usually, he's he's been on the clip channel where we watch clips. I bring him um to see a few clips, but he yet he's yet to been on this channel.

[00:00:42]And I'm only saying that because um I'm pretty sure it's people on this it's Mr. Video Clips channel that has no clue about my other channel, which is regular Mr. Video. If you type in Mr. Video, it's two channels that come up. One is it's Mr. It's Mr. Video Clips, which is this channel. The other is Mr. Video, which is my main channel, you know, so to say. But um Okay, first time he's on the movie channel. I got my bro here and we're about to check out Blazing Shadows. He has no clue what we're about to get into. This was basically the best. I'm just a little nervous cuz it's an older film. So hopefully he can catch on to the older humor. You think you're going to be able to >> Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[00:01:23]>> I like old movies.

[00:01:24]>> All right. All right. All right. Well, dang. We forgot to even, you know, this is the first time over here.

[00:01:29]>> Yeah.

[00:01:29]>> His name Jbird, y'all.

[00:01:31]>> JBird.

[00:01:31]>> JBird. Jordan, if you didn't know, you know, it's his first time over on this channel.

[00:01:36]>> Exclusive.

[00:01:36]>> Yep. This my best friend.

[00:01:38]>> My best friend. So, >> some of you guys know, you know, skip this part. I'm just introducing him for the people that go a different channel.

[00:01:45]So, yeah, I'm bringing him on and we about to watch Blazing Saddles. I don't know what's about to happen, but we about to find out. We're about to get into Blazing Saddles, y'all. Um, like and subscribe to the channel. I'mma say that. If you're on Patreon, what's going on? This is This is going on Patreon, by the way, for reaction. His first time on Patreon. First time. Hey, moving >> along. Yeah, moving on up. Moving on up.

[00:02:08]>> But, um, other than that, guys, let's get into it.

[00:02:12]>> Let's do it.

[00:02:18]>> That whip song is prominent. That's messed up.

[00:02:22]>> Yeah.

[00:02:23]They was mad.

[00:02:26]>> The way you lolly gagging around here with them text and them shows, you think it was 120°.

[00:02:34]Can't be more than 114.

[00:02:38]>> He passed out.

[00:02:39]>> I feel like that every day >> now. Come on, boys. When you were slaves, you sang like bird. How about a good old [ __ ] work song?

[00:02:47]>> I get no kick from champagne.

[00:02:52]What the hell is that? I'm in a song.

[00:02:56]Something like sweet cherry.

[00:03:02]>> Don't know that one, huh?

[00:03:04]>> Lady, sing this song.

[00:03:10]>> What in the chicken coop?

[00:03:12]>> Run around chicken with no head.

[00:03:13]>> Don't you people try to GET A LITTLE TRACK LEAD, NOT TO JUMP AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF KANSAS CITY FAT.

[00:03:19]>> I guess we kind of got caught up. The surveyors say they may run into some quicksand up ahead.

[00:03:23]>> I'll send down a team of horses to check out the ground.

[00:03:26]>> Horses he said, >> Sir, he specifically requested twoers.

[00:03:37]>> Get on that hand car and take it down at the end of that line.

[00:03:40]>> Just trying to help you out.

[00:03:42]>> Get to help you out.

[00:03:48]Camp sing.

[00:03:56]>> Am I wrong?

[00:03:58]>> I don't know. But whatever it is, I hate it.

[00:04:02]>> That's not exactly water and it ain't exactly earth.

[00:04:05]>> QUANG, now we are in trouble.

[00:04:12]>> L, get your rope back. Get over there quick. Dog gone near lost a $400 handcart.

[00:04:18]>> What?

[00:04:18]>> Going to die. [ __ ] >> Take it easy, Charlie.

[00:04:20]>> Uh-oh.

[00:04:21]>> Uh-oh.

[00:04:22]>> Can't swing back to the right because of that hill there. That looks like the way we'll have to go for >> it. They made it.

[00:04:30]>> Well, boys, the break's over.

[00:04:32]>> What the?

[00:04:32]>> Get the suntan. Ain't going to do you no good. Know how >> [ __ ] man.

[00:04:40]>> Hoes.

[00:04:41]>> Uh-uh. Baby.

[00:04:42]>> Bro, don't do that. I have to >> tell him what I said.

[00:04:47]>> Wire main office.

[00:04:49]>> Can you blame him?

[00:04:50]>> Yeah, I can't blame him. I have to the same way.

[00:04:53]>> This boy ain't even Mr. Lamar is where we run into the quicksand.

[00:04:58]>> Quicksand splendid.

[00:05:00]>> So the railroad has got to go through Rock Ridge.

[00:05:03]>> Rockidge. Splendid.

[00:05:05]>> He busted him open. My mind is a glow with whirling transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.

[00:05:14]>> Ditto.

[00:05:15]>> Ditto. You provincial pat.

[00:05:19]>> He got his head wrapped up.

[00:05:21]>> Hey, he hit him hard with that show.

[00:05:22]>> What the hell was that?

[00:05:24]>> He got PTSD now.

[00:05:28]>> Traumatized Boris. We can't hear ourselves think.

[00:05:32]But I've got two men at home >> and it's it's utter chaos down here. But as you can see, >> this one is a doozy.

[00:05:42]>> Do your best.

[00:05:44]>> Let's see.

[00:05:45]>> Oh, Rock Ridge.

[00:05:46]>> Rock Ridge. When that railroad goes through Rock Ridge, that land will be worth millions. I want that land so badly.

[00:05:56]>> Taste it.

[00:05:58]>> VIOLATE THE HECK OUT OF THIS.

[00:06:01]OH, clumsy fool. Land. Land.

[00:06:09]Ah. Haley versus United States. Haley's seven. United States. NOTHING CAN BE DONE. UNFORTUNATELY, there is one thing that stands between me and that property. Rightful owners. There must be some way of scaring them off. Every human being alive. Oh, it's down the hall to the left.

[00:06:27]Got to go to the bathroom.

[00:06:29]I know how we can run everybody out of Rockidge. We'll kill the firstborn male child in every household.

[00:06:35]>> He got a concussion.

[00:06:38]>> He said, "Two jewel."

[00:06:39]>> Two jewels.

[00:06:41]>> We going riding into town. A who and a whamping. EVERY LIVING THING THAT MOVES within an inch of its life.

[00:06:48]>> Spare the women.

[00:06:49]>> No. We the [ __ ] out of them at the number six dance later on.

[00:06:54]>> He needed that. He deserved that.

[00:06:55]>> He needed to be punched again. [ __ ] went and hit me on the head with a shovel.

[00:07:00]>> If you could find it in your heart to hang him up by his neck until he was dead.

[00:07:05]>> Consider it done, Boris.

[00:07:09]>> They about to hang the horse.

[00:07:13]>> They don't hang.

[00:07:15]>> I'M SOLID.

[00:07:17]>> SEND IT.

[00:07:19]>> OH, thank you, sir. And don't you worry.

[00:07:22]will make Rock Ridge think it's a chicken that got caught in a tractor's nuts.

[00:07:29]>> That's all right.

[00:07:30]>> Yeah, he he messed up.

[00:07:31]>> Yeah, he messed up in the head.

[00:07:32]>> Yeah, they hung the horse.

[00:07:34]>> What did the horse do, bro? Guilty by association.

[00:07:44]>> Cows in the bar.

[00:07:47]>> We beef. We beef.

[00:07:49]>> I guess we want a fresh steak. Johnson always kept things nice and clean.

[00:07:56]>> Nice and clean, man.

[00:07:57]>> Man, look how dirty that rag is.

[00:08:10]Oh, get back in.

[00:08:13]They hit me with the back. That's what you get.

[00:08:18]Well, that's the end OF THIS SOUP.

[00:08:24]HOW HAVE YOU ever seen such cruelty?

[00:08:30]>> He opened her.

[00:08:32]>> He's doing it wrong.

[00:08:33]>> Hey, I can say she tough.

[00:08:45]>> That church, >> this man, that church is crazy. What has been happening here in our beloved little town? Sheriff murdered, props burned, doors looted, and cattle.

[00:08:56]>> What?

[00:08:58]>> Oh my lord.

[00:08:59]>> That's why they were in the bar.

[00:09:00]>> That's why they was in the barn. Freaky dudes.

[00:09:03]>> YOU GET BACK HERE, you passer.

[00:09:08]Ain't no way that nobody is going to leave this town. And I was raised here.

[00:09:15]And dad coming. I'm going to die here.

[00:09:18]Cutter.

[00:09:18]>> What was he drinking?

[00:09:19]>> Man, >> but I understand that this is time. He been here. He ain't going nowhere. Lamar >> Robert, >> I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, >> right? Gibberish.

[00:09:37]>> What are WE MADE OF? OUR FATHERS CAME ACROSS THE PRAIRIE, FOUGHT DROUGHT, FOUGHT LOCUST, FOUGHT DICKS. REMEMBER WHEN RICHARD DICKS CAME IN HERE?

[00:09:53]>> Bolson Johnson is right. What kind of people are we anyhow?

[00:09:59]>> And I'm not giving up my ice cream parlor that I built with these two hands for nothing or nobody.

[00:10:07]>> That's my new name.

[00:10:09]>> It's a big mistake. We're going to need us a new sheriff. Why don't we wire the governor to send us the sheriff?

[00:10:15]>> Howard Johnson is right.

[00:10:17]>> That ain't right.

[00:10:18]>> Will the congregation please rise? I shall now read from the book of Matthew, Mark, Luke >> and bomb >> in the church.

[00:10:30]>> In the church. That's crazy.

[00:10:34]>> Go on his back. Make sure you know who he is, >> man. Got it stitched.

[00:10:38]>> Oh, look at his eyes.

[00:10:39]>> He looks lit. What the hell is it?

[00:10:42]>> Well, under the provisions of this bill, we would snatch 200,000 acres of Indian territory, which we have deemed unsafe for their use at this time.

[00:10:50]>> 200,000 acres. What will it cost?

[00:10:52]>> Box of these.

[00:10:54]>> Are you crazy? They'll never go for it.

[00:10:56]Little red devils. They love toys.

[00:10:58]>> Please do, sir.

[00:10:59]>> Thank you.

[00:10:59]>> Right as usual, sir.

[00:11:02]>> Show this, sir. Right here.

[00:11:05]>> Work, work, work, work, work, work.

[00:11:07]Hello, boys. I missed you. Just >> man, >> you can see that.

[00:11:11]>> Yeah.

[00:11:11]>> This is the bill that will convert the state hospital for the insane into the William J. Leedain Memorial Gambling Casino.

[00:11:17]>> Will be a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler.

[00:11:22]>> Yes, probably.

[00:11:22]>> Insane gambler.

[00:11:24]>> He don't even know what the hell he's signing.

[00:11:26]>> They just signing stuff, man. Hey, it's about right.

[00:11:29]>> What the hell are you worried about?

[00:11:31]This is 1874.

[00:11:32]>> It draws on it. OH, IT >> just a search urgent telegram for Rockbridgeidge that arrived last Friday.

[00:11:40]>> Read it. Read it. You wild [ __ ] >> Sheriff murder.

[00:11:44]>> Send your sheriff immediately.

[00:11:46]>> HOLY UNDERWEAR. WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT OUR PHONY BALONEY JOB, GENTLEMEN.

[00:11:50]IMMEDIATELY. IMMEDIATELY.

[00:11:51]>> GENTLEMEN, please rest your sphincters.

[00:11:54]>> Well put.

[00:11:54]>> Thank you very much.

[00:11:55]>> I can assure you that a suitable sheriff will be found to restore the peace.

[00:11:59]>> What?

[00:11:59]>> That's why I died.

[00:12:02]He fried man.

[00:12:04]>> Why don't you give these out to some of the boys in lie of pay? Here you go, Frankie.

[00:12:09]This freaking thing is warped.

[00:12:14]>> His eyes are warped.

[00:12:15]>> A sheriff.

[00:12:17]But law and order is the last thing I want. If I could find a sheriff who so offends the citizens of Rock Ridge that his very appearance would drive them out of town. Where would I find such a man?

[00:12:29]Why am I asking you?

[00:12:31]They still busy, >> bro.

[00:12:33]>> Oh my gosh. It's a long line.

[00:12:36]>> Not to worry. Everyone is equal in my >> hanger for you. Hang up for you. Hang up for you.

[00:12:43]>> Yeah, that's what you get.

[00:12:44]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:50]>> Not in the ear. Not in the ear, sir.

[00:12:52]>> Not in the ear.

[00:12:53]>> Is it important? It's very crucial.

[00:12:57]>> Forgive me. I was just u walking the parapet.

[00:13:02]>> Governor, as per your instructions, I'd like you to meet the new sheriff.

[00:13:06]>> Oh, I've got to talk to you. You've gone berserk. Can't you see that? That man is a nick.

[00:13:14]>> Gone berserk.

[00:13:15]>> Don't worry, sir. I am about to make you an historic figure. Maybe even get you a cabinet post. Yes.

[00:13:23]>> Did you say that?

[00:13:24]>> Wonderful.

[00:13:24]>> Yes. The first man ever to appoint a black sheriff Washington.

[00:13:29]>> He got comfortable.

[00:13:31]>> He said Lincoln.

[00:13:32]>> Sir, >> he made himself super comfortable.

[00:13:35]>> One day is all we'll need to secure your name in the annals of western history.

[00:13:39]>> PRESIDENCY.

[00:13:41]>> HAIL TO the chief.

[00:13:44]>> Back to it.

[00:13:45]>> Are you coming back?

[00:13:47]>> In a moment, dear. Uh, gentlemen, gentlemen, affairs of state must take president over uh the affairs of state.

[00:13:53]They must take president.

[00:13:56]>> Especially the funeral.

[00:13:58]>> It's messed up.

[00:14:00]>> Messed up.

[00:14:00]>> Good luck.

[00:14:05]>> Gucci.

[00:14:06]>> He got a raise and we got a Gucci bag.

[00:14:09]>> He got it IN STYLE. YOU KNOW, WE GOT TO GO.

[00:14:12]>> He got to the bag. I got to go buy you some Gucci.

[00:14:16]>> Gucci bag.

[00:14:20]>> Them boots. Nasty.

[00:14:21]>> Yeah.

[00:14:22]>> You know you got some of those. Yeah, >> he love those type of boots.

[00:14:25]>> All right. Where the hell out?

[00:14:26]>> Yeah, them boots nasty.

[00:14:30]>> Guys, it's been years since I seen this film. And I'm going be honest, I was kind of drunk watching it. So, it's like this is my first time watching this.

[00:14:38]>> Hurry up. GET THOSE FLAGS UP. S >> AS HONORARY chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend to you a laurel and hearty handshake.

[00:14:50]>> WONDERFUL.

[00:14:51]>> LOVELY.

[00:14:53]CAN YOU SEE HIM YET?

[00:14:54]>> It's yours coming.

[00:14:59]>> They don't know he black yet, >> man.

[00:15:01]>> Be excited.

[00:15:02]>> They in trouble. They in trouble.

[00:15:07]>> Hey, the sheriff is on this.

[00:15:11]>> THE SHERIFF IS NEAR.

[00:15:15]THE SHOW IS A >> BABY.

[00:15:30]>> How you doing, baby?

[00:15:31]>> Privilege to extend a laurel and hearty handshake to our >> Oh.

[00:15:47]Really?

[00:15:47]>> Yeah. Put it back down. It's my town, baby.

[00:15:50]>> Step aside. Step aside.

[00:15:55]>> Excuse me while I whip this out.

[00:16:00]>> Really?

[00:16:01]>> He passed on everything.

[00:16:02]>> By the honorable William J. Laime.

[00:16:09]>> They have the straps on.

[00:16:11]I hereby assume the duties of the office of sheriff in and for the township of Rockidge leader. I implore you to pay heed to this good book and what it has to say.

[00:16:24]>> Oh the Bible, brother. That's crazy.

[00:16:28]>> On your own.

[00:16:29]>> On your own.

[00:16:31]>> Hold it. The next man makes a move, the gets it.

[00:16:39]Listen, he's just crazy enough to DO IT.

[00:16:41]I >> SWEAR I'LL BLOW THIS NIGGA'S HEAD ALL OVER THIS TOWN.

[00:16:45]>> DO WHAT HE SAY. Do what he say.

[00:16:59]>> Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?

[00:17:02]>> Help me. Help him. Somebody help me.

[00:17:05]>> So talented.

[00:17:07]And they are so dumb.

[00:17:11]>> I don't know how they believe that.

[00:17:13]Look, he drank it.

[00:17:16]I said order.

[00:17:18]>> You know, he worked it off. I ain't going to hit it.

[00:17:21]>> Oh, blowing out your ass, Howard. Now, everyone be quiet whilst we listen.

[00:17:27]>> Everybody named Johnson.

[00:17:29]>> Rock town council. Everybody named Johnson. That's hilarious.

[00:17:33]>> To the honorable William J. Leedin, GOVERNOR. HERE YOU >> FORGIVE ME.

[00:17:38]>> WE THE WHITE GODFEARING citizens of Rock Ridge, please remove him immediately. You have sent him here.

[00:17:49]Just goes to prove that you are the leading [ __ ] in the state.

[00:17:56]>> Very well done.

[00:18:00]>> Hopefully they weren't touched.

[00:18:02]That's why it's running >> right >> drunk and number two must be awake.

[00:18:14]>> Are we awake?

[00:18:15]>> Jean Wilder enters the chat.

[00:18:17]>> Are we black?

[00:18:20]>> Yes, we are.

[00:18:21]>> Then we're awake.

[00:18:23]>> Need any help?

[00:18:24]>> Oh, all I can get.

[00:18:30]How you stuck like that?

[00:18:32]>> Right.

[00:18:41]>> Some whiskey.

[00:18:43]>> Oh. Oh.

[00:18:44]>> Oh my god.

[00:18:45]>> A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.

[00:18:50]>> When?

[00:18:54]Well, my name is Jim, but most people call me Jim.

[00:19:01]>> What are your pleasures?

[00:19:02]>> Play chess. Screw.

[00:19:05]>> Well, let's play chess.

[00:19:07]>> Yeah.

[00:19:09]>> Screw.

[00:19:11]>> Checkmate.

[00:19:12]>> Well, you devious son of a [ __ ] Happy days.

[00:19:17]>> Where'd you get that from?

[00:19:20]>> He cheers IT WITH THE B. GOLLY, >> MAN. WHY you do that to yourself?

[00:19:26]>> Ah, you don't really want to know that.

[00:19:27]I don't know if you ever heard of me before, but I used to be called >> the way go kid. He had the fastest hand in the west. Well, if you're the kid, then show me something.

[00:19:38]>> Well, maybe a couple of years ago I could have shown you something.

[00:19:42]>> Steady as a rock.

[00:19:43]>> Yeah, but I shoot with this hand.

[00:19:47]>> See that, King?

[00:19:49]>> Yeah.

[00:19:50]>> Put your hands on both sides of it. Now, when I say go, you try to grab it first.

[00:19:55]>> Ready? Go.

[00:20:02]>> Hey, it didn't even budge.

[00:20:05]>> Oh, for this.

[00:20:06]>> Well, raise my rent.

[00:20:11]>> I was the kid.

[00:20:14]Well, what happened?

[00:20:15]>> I must have killed more men than Ceile B. Deill. And I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister." A six-year-old kid. Little bastard shot me in the ass.

[00:20:30]>> Have a drink.

[00:20:32]>> Then he gives him a drink after.

[00:20:36]>> Now you tell me your story. What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?

[00:20:42]>> Urban night.

[00:20:43]>> Urbanite. Back in 56, my folks and I were part of this long wagon trip.

[00:20:49]>> Well, not exactly part of it. You might say we was bringing up to Ria. The white folks didn't let us travel in a circle.

[00:20:58]>> No, no, zish mug gain tapa walk. It's all right.

[00:21:06]>> Thank you.

[00:21:07]>> Thank you.

[00:21:08]>> Thank you. Our big is in. Take off. As big as Zane and Daden, they darker than us.

[00:21:21]>> He felt bad for >> always like to keep my audience riveted.

[00:21:30]>> Knock on barbed wire before entering.

[00:21:35]>> Yeah, he knows.

[00:21:38]Oh, it stank right there.

[00:21:44]>> Check everybody's draw.

[00:21:47]>> Stay away from that fire.

[00:21:57]>> How about some more beans, Mr. Tiger?

[00:21:59]>> I'd say you've had enough.

[00:22:02]>> Mr. Tiger, Mr. Hey, why don't we give him some mango?

[00:22:07]>> Holy, that's too frugal.

[00:22:10]I'll be done.

[00:22:11]>> He needs some hot beans.

[00:22:14]>> Mango's crazy. He a He has his own pot of beans.

[00:22:17]>> The whole pot of beans.

[00:22:20]>> They got him chained up like a dog.

[00:22:24]>> Smell. Smell.

[00:22:25]>> Yeah.

[00:22:26]>> Yeah. That's a good m >> How'd you like to mutilate that new sheriff, Seagar?

[00:22:40]It didn't even get it.

[00:22:43]>> Oh, this is hilarious, man.

[00:22:45]>> What the hell?

[00:22:48]>> Jing.

[00:22:50]>> Got a note this morning. It was addressed to the deputy spade.

[00:22:54]>> Well, once I established myself in this here town, deputy spade might turn out to be a groovy position. Barb, I want you to do me a favor.

[00:23:06]>> Hey, them pants you got on fire, though.

[00:23:10]>> I'm glad those uh fingers ain't loaded.

[00:23:13]>> It's like old times. Like I told you, once you establish yourself, they got to accept you.

[00:23:19]>> Time for the sheriff to get established.

[00:23:22]>> Good luck.

[00:23:26]>> What type of bud is that, >> Mark? Smoking on that B.

[00:23:31]>> And isn't it a lovely >> lady that was getting punched up YOUR >> He saw it.

[00:23:43]>> You got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new west.

[00:23:51]Morons.

[00:23:55]>> Man, we be riding though.

[00:23:58]That's hard though. That's hard.

[00:24:10]>> All the buildings have Johnson on them in the town.

[00:24:16]>> Johnson.

[00:24:16]>> Hey, you can't park that animal over there. It's illegal.

[00:24:21]>> Oh, damn.

[00:24:29]Here comes [ __ ] >> SHERIFF MONGO'S BACK. HE'S BREAKING UP THE WHOLE TOWN.

[00:24:38]>> DID YOU HEAR THAT? Now it's Please. This morning I couldn't get the time OF DAY.

[00:24:43]>> THE FOOL'S GOING TO >> HEY, the barber.

[00:24:46]>> I MEAN, THE SHERIFF'S GOING TO DO IT.

[00:24:47]>> THE FOOL? HE GOT THE FOOL.

[00:24:51]>> NO, NO, don't do that. Don't do that. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

[00:24:55]>> What? Like what am I dealing with?

[00:25:00]>> Can you grab mango?

[00:25:02]>> Sign, please.

[00:25:05]>> Thank you.

[00:25:12]>> Oh, no. Acting.

[00:25:17]>> I thought sure that [ __ ] would just mash him up into little bitty sheriff meat.

[00:25:22]>> My mind is a raging torrent. You use your tongue prettier than a $20 [ __ ] >> That's it. What'll work?

[00:25:33]>> It's time to call in beauty.

[00:25:36]She'll bring him to his knees.

[00:25:40]>> Hley is the silliest mastermind ever.

[00:25:42]>> Where's my froggy?

[00:25:43]>> I didn't see it. Want to COME IN?

[00:25:44]>> WELL, LOOK. DAMN YOUR EYES.

[00:25:49]>> That was a close one.

[00:25:52]Ribbit. Lamar has lost his mind.

[00:25:55]>> Yeah, he's he's he's gone.

[00:25:58]>> He got chained up to Why he's been put in the gym?

[00:26:02]>> And they probably won't give me credit for it.

[00:26:05]>> Hey, he stay fly though.

[00:26:07]>> Yeah, he do stay clean.

[00:26:08]>> He stay.

[00:26:09]>> Sorry about the up yours.

[00:26:12]this happy child in some small way say thank you for your ingenuity and courage in defeating that horrible Mongol.

[00:26:23]>> Of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you.

[00:26:27]>> She messed up. She don't want nobody to know that she talked to her.

[00:26:31]>> They like him but they can't show it.

[00:26:32]>> Yeah, they can't show it. Y they got to portray they don't like him.

[00:26:36]>> That Lily von Stup is opening tonight.

[00:26:38]>> Lily von who?

[00:26:43]It's look headed Lamar presents. It's part of his plan.

[00:26:46]>> Yeah.

[00:26:47]>> Welcome.

[00:26:49]Welcome. Come on in.

[00:26:52]>> She pat everything.

[00:26:53]>> Heavy.

[00:26:54]>> It's Headley for the night here.

[00:26:57]>> They always call him heady.

[00:27:00]>> How ordinary.

[00:27:01]>> Oh, Lily. Little really. I cannot find the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association.

[00:27:10]>> [ __ ] I love it when you talk dirty.

[00:27:13]>> What?

[00:27:15]>> Anything.

[00:27:15]>> Yeah, Lamar is crazy.

[00:27:17]>> Yeah, >> that jacket is clean.

[00:27:19]>> I say he stay with some fire on, bro.

[00:27:22]>> Come on, Lamar. Let's get down to West.

[00:27:24]What do you want me to do?

[00:27:26]>> Kiss me.

[00:27:28]>> Oh, >> he stay hitting his head somewhere, >> right?

[00:27:32]>> That girl you all BEEN WAITING FOR.

[00:27:34]DOUBLE VARIANT BOMBSHELL HERSELF. Let's hear it for LILY VON STUFF.

[00:27:41]>> GUESS THE first strip club.

[00:27:42]>> He was stand the goddess of desire. Who can satisfy their lustful habit? I've had my fill of love from below and above.

[00:27:54]>> She got love down below and above.

[00:27:56]>> Two-seater.

[00:27:59]>> Tired of love.

[00:28:01]>> Say lust away.

[00:28:05]Thousands of men again and again.

[00:28:09]>> Thousands of men >> is coming and going and going and coming.

[00:28:16]>> Is always too soon.

[00:28:21]>> I'm so tired.

[00:28:24]>> I bet >> I bet her vagina's tired, too.

[00:28:27]>> I bet it's swollen. Tired of playing the game and jump on your belly and BLAST YOUR BALLOON.

[00:28:49]>> I must see you alone in my dressing room right after the show.

[00:28:53]>> Dessert.

[00:28:54]>> Welcome.

[00:28:56]Welcome. Come on in. Big Gates minor shot.

[00:29:00]>> Wow.

[00:29:01]>> For you.

[00:29:01]>> A wet wall.

[00:29:04]How romantic.

[00:29:05]>> Why is she talking like that?

[00:29:06]>> Right. She deaf.

[00:29:08]>> No. See, she switched it by for him for some reason.

[00:29:12]>> Would you excuse me for a moment? Why don't you uh loosen your bullets?

[00:29:17]>> Damn it.

[00:29:18]>> How's it going?

[00:29:19]>> It's like wet sauerkraut in my hands.

[00:29:22]>> Just let me have a little feel.

[00:29:24]>> That boy Hley a freak. M >> is it true what they say about the way you people are gifted?

[00:29:33]>> Oh, it's true.

[00:29:35]>> It's true. It's true.

[00:29:37]>> Found out. You found out.

[00:29:39]>> Hey, they say once she go black, he never go back. Oh, >> I don't want that. I don't want that.

[00:29:44]Gizzy, >> baby, please. I am not from Havana.

[00:29:49]Excuse me, honey.

[00:29:50]>> He put that he put something.

[00:29:53]>> Will I see you later? Well, it all depends on how much vitamin E I can get my hands on.

[00:29:59]>> You mustn't go. I never met nobody like your >> secret pound town.

[00:30:06]>> I be the same, babe. I be the same, babe.

[00:30:11]>> Oh, what a nice guy.

[00:30:17]>> That plan backfired for it. Definitely backfired for him.

[00:30:21]>> Look what the cat dragged in.

[00:30:22]>> He drank.

[00:30:25]I've been there before. Just got to go to sleep.

[00:30:27]>> I got a writ here for Mongo's release signed by Hedley Lamar himself.

[00:30:33]>> He's still sitting up there chained up.

[00:30:36]>> Hitler Lamar care about [ __ ] >> They got me.

[00:30:42]>> WAKE UP TIME.

[00:30:49]Dude got super strength. Oh, come on, Mango.

[00:30:53]You a free man.

[00:30:54]>> [ __ ] stay with Sheriff. First men.

[00:30:57]Have a whip. [ __ ] >> I think [ __ ] is taking a little fancy to you.

[00:31:03]>> [ __ ] straight.

[00:31:05]>> [ __ ] straight.

[00:31:07]>> [ __ ] straight.

[00:31:11]That ain't me.

[00:31:12]>> Got to do with where to go.

[00:31:17]>> [ __ ] Why would Hedley Lamar care about where the choo choo go?

[00:31:20]>> [ __ ] only pawn in game of life. I >> think this might be a good time to mosey out where they're building on the railroad.

[00:31:27]>> Back where you started.

[00:31:28]>> Back where you started.

[00:31:32]>> He look like am I seeing this?

[00:31:33]>> Why is that on that nag?

[00:31:42]>> You shifty [ __ ] service.

[00:31:49]They happy to see Bart BROTHER and mess up the brother's mind.

[00:31:58]>> The brother has mind.

[00:32:00]>> Oh no, these guys.

[00:32:01]>> Always the haters.

[00:32:02]>> Now what the hell do you think you're doing with that thin star boy? Watch that boy redneck. You talking to the sheriff of Rock Ridge?

[00:32:12]>> Damn right.

[00:32:13]>> Showing up. Here we take the good time and trouble to slaughter every last Indian in the west so they can appoint a sheriff blacker and any Indian. I am depressed.

[00:32:26]>> What if me and the boys was to shoot that dead? Would that pep you up some?

[00:32:30]>> On a count of three.

[00:32:31]>> I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[00:32:34]>> Uh-oh.

[00:32:35]>> Like I said, on the count of three.

[00:32:45]Well, don't just sit there looking stupid, grasping your hands in pain.

[00:32:52]>> Applause for the wake kid.

[00:32:58]>> Didn't help. They hooked her up to a big black pipe.

[00:33:03]>> Some blue man.

[00:33:04]>> Believing they're staying in droves.

[00:33:06]>> He's too much of men for you. Ooh, >> bear of England.

[00:33:15]>> Oh, >> I must think.

[00:33:18]>> She even put on a black dress. She blacked out now.

[00:33:22]>> He touched her guts.

[00:33:23]>> But she said army.

[00:33:24]>> Yes, sir.

[00:33:25]>> I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes. I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, conmen, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, bulldo, >> you repeat that, sir.

[00:33:48]>> Of course he needs to repeat it.

[00:33:50]>> Where's everybody going?

[00:33:53]>> Read this. Mer wanted heartless villains for destruction of Rockbridge. 100 per day. Criminal record required.

[00:34:03]>> Can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?

[00:34:06]>> We don't care if it's the first act of Henry V.

[00:34:10]>> Now wait a minute. Wait just one dog on minute here. Just give me 24 hours to come up with a brilliant idea to save our town.

[00:34:18]>> Dang.

[00:34:19]>> You do it for Randolph Scott.

[00:34:22]>> Scott.

[00:34:24]Hats off for Randolph.

[00:34:29]>> They got Nazis.

[00:34:30]>> Yeah. Like what the >> Oh my gosh. Hadley called everyone, didn't he?

[00:34:35]>> They call everybody to the nuts.

[00:34:44]>> The Mexican man >> he called everyone. The telephone black son of a [ __ ] >> Everyone's there. Check the list.

[00:35:01]>> Check the list.

[00:35:02]>> Murderer. Awesome. And >> charming sign right here.

[00:35:10]>> He's qualified.

[00:35:11]>> Awesome. And then >> a robbery. May >> Wait a moment.

[00:35:20]What have you got in your mouth?

[00:35:22]>> Gum.

[00:35:24]>> Chewing gum. I hope you brought enough for everybody.

[00:35:28]>> I didn't know there was going to be so many.

[00:35:31]>> Shut them.

[00:35:31]>> Got to get in there close and find out what's happening.

[00:35:34]>> There's our ticket.

[00:35:35]>> Have a nice day.

[00:35:37]>> Look what I got here.

[00:35:41]>> Hey, where are the white women at?

[00:35:46]>> Where the white women at? THEY BOTH MAN, that was pretty.

[00:35:51]>> You ready to attack Rock Ridge at noon tomorrow?

[00:35:54]>> We don't NEED NO STINKING BUDGET.

[00:35:57]>> QUALIFICATIONS.

[00:35:59]>> Stampeding cattle.

[00:36:00]>> That's not much of a crime. Through the Vatican >> sign here.

[00:36:05]>> What?

[00:36:06]>> Oh, his hands.

[00:36:07]>> How many times have I told you to wash up after weekly cross burning?

[00:36:12]>> And now for my next impression, Jesse Owens.

[00:36:22]I'M OUT OF HERE.

[00:36:24]>> Tell my next impression of Jesse over got out of there.

[00:36:28]>> Would you say hello? I want you to get all the brothers together. Round up all the lumber, canvas, paint, nails you can lay your hands on.

[00:36:40]>> All right, folks. I know you're a bit confused, wondering what you're doing out in the middle of the prairie in the middle of the night. We're going to build on this site an exact replica of the town of Rock Ridge.

[00:36:53]>> Hell of an idea.

[00:36:54]>> Yeah, hell of an idea.

[00:36:56]>> Down to the orange roof on Howard Johnson's outhouse.

[00:36:59]>> We ain't got the time and we ain't got the people.

[00:37:02]>> There's why.

[00:37:03]>> Who the hell are they?

[00:37:05]>> Railroad workers.

[00:37:06]>> Railroad workers.

[00:37:07]>> Railroad workers. They've agreed to help us make our dream come true. We'll give some land to the nicks and the chinks, >> but we don't want the Irish.

[00:37:19]>> No deal.

[00:37:21]>> Oh, prairie [ __ ] >> Do we have the strength to carry on this?

[00:37:27]>> We got a new Bible, >> right?

[00:37:28]>> Or are we just jerking off?

[00:37:34]>> Amen. After jerking off. Wow. That's wild. Come >> on, man.

[00:37:38]>> Okay. Okay.

[00:37:39]>> They're not going to notice that.

[00:37:41]He could barely stand. He's still man, >> men.

[00:37:48]>> Bro, he he's sitting here getting prepared.

[00:37:51]>> They all look at me.

[00:37:54]>> What the [ __ ] >> Now, you will only be risking your lives whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination. Pledge allegiance.

[00:38:04]>> Pledge alce >> to Headley Lamar.

[00:38:07]>> To Lamar.

[00:38:08]>> Yeah. A pledge to him. THEY SAY HEADY.

[00:38:12]>> NOW GO to that voodoo that you do.

[00:38:19]>> WE FORGOT ONE LITTLE DETAIL.

[00:38:21]>> THERE'S NO PEOPLE.

[00:38:22]>> HEY, NO, DON'T PANIC. WE GOT TO START WORKING FAST. Jim and [ __ ] come with me. I got an idea that'll slow them down to a crawl.

[00:38:32]>> Crazy the sheriff coming in. He actually saving and helping >> they like first.

[00:38:36]>> Hated him at first.

[00:38:38]>> Now look at him. getting getting everything situated. Like you said, once it gets situated.

[00:38:43]>> Yeah, once it get situated, they like him. He did say THAT >> the man throughway that they so special's got to go back and GET A SHITLOAD OF DIAMOND.

[00:39:01]>> Exact speed up. We ain't ever going to get the rock. A lot of this got to be improvised cuz this is too funny.

[00:39:09]>> They're buying it. It's showtime.

[00:39:16]>> Nothing.

[00:39:16]>> What are we going to do? Any minute now, they're going to discover that the town is fake and pull out.

[00:39:20]>> I'll give it a try.

[00:39:21]>> Keep this man's eye keen and make art.

[00:39:30]>> Not now, dude. Gee.

[00:39:33]>> UHOH.

[00:39:35]WE'VE BEEN SUCKERED IN >> that messed up thing, dude. The horses have been taking damage this >> horses collateral damage, man.

[00:39:56]>> I feel bad for the horses.

[00:40:04]Oh, forgive me, Lord.

[00:40:08]>> Hey, he's still drinking.

[00:40:09]>> DJ's drinking.

[00:40:13]>> Breath stink.

[00:40:19]>> [ __ ] ain't a play.

[00:40:25]>> The Germans.

[00:40:30]Everything Lamar tried has been fail a fail.

[00:40:33]>> Right.

[00:40:36]>> All right. Cut.

[00:40:38]>> What?

[00:40:39]>> Wrong.

[00:40:43]>> They hit people on top of the head.

[00:40:46]>> Watch me [ __ ] >> That's what she >> That's done.

[00:40:59]Oh, they rumbling.

[00:41:03]>> Hey, turn this into a real fight. You kill me.

[00:41:08]>> What in the hell DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING HERE? This is a closed set.

[00:41:12]>> I'm working FOR MEL BROOKS.

[00:41:14]>> NOT IN THE FACE.

[00:41:17]>> He She shouted out the director. I'm working for Mel Brooks.

[00:41:21]>> That's dope. That's dope, man. Everybody rumbling.

[00:41:27]Why you miserable?

[00:41:30]>> What are you going >> everybody doing? Look, look at mom go.

[00:41:44]>> Oh, what the where Hitler come from?

[00:41:48]I look at the women in the back. Oh, shoot. I EVEN SEE THE WOMEN.

[00:41:53]>> GET YOUR PIES for the great pie fight.

[00:41:59]Look at Hitler back there. Hell >> now. Go to the special department.

[00:42:11]>> Law and tuna.

[00:42:12]>> Yeah. Hley, that's all your fault.

[00:42:16]>> Thought he was on lunch break.

[00:42:21]>> Warner Brog's pictures.

[00:42:23]>> Oh wow. At the studios, man. This is crazy.

[00:42:27]>> Fight done broke off into the street, >> man.

[00:42:33]>> He got up out of there.

[00:42:36]>> Drive me off this picture.

[00:42:40]>> Screw screw.

[00:42:42]>> Just screw the movie.

[00:42:45]>> Screw the movie.

[00:42:49]>> Hey, he never get off that horse. Oh, the >> premiere.

[00:42:53]>> He shows up to the Blazing S premiere.

[00:42:55]Uh, one, please. Student.

[00:42:58]>> Are you kidding?

[00:42:59]>> Aim in the ass.

[00:43:01]>> Herman, I'm in Hetty Lamar's shoes.

[00:43:03]>> Hadley.

[00:43:04]>> Hadley.

[00:43:06]>> Never going to give it get his name right, >> bro. What's up with these cows, man?

[00:43:11]>> Poor cow.

[00:43:12]>> Poor man. Poor >> [ __ ] >> The movie still shooting. I'm like, I know why he's playing on the screen in there.

[00:43:25]>> I'm unarmed.

[00:43:27]>> All right, we'll settle it like men with our fists.

[00:43:31]>> I am armed.

[00:43:33]>> He stay with that little pistol.

[00:43:36]>> How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?

[00:43:42]>> That's what he died.

[00:43:46]>> Well, what do you want to do now?

[00:43:49]>> How did they write that so quick? I love a happy ending.

[00:43:53]>> Sheriff, you can't go and come back right here.

[00:43:57]>> Straight back to the film like it was nothing.

[00:44:00]>> You're there in the theater watching it.

[00:44:02]>> Watching it. Yeah.

[00:44:03]>> Wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity. And wherever a people cry out for justice.

[00:44:11]>> Oh [ __ ] >> All right. She caught me.

[00:44:16]>> Good luck, Bart, and God bless. Oh, poor >> dang.

[00:44:23]>> My mini group.

[00:44:25]>> Keep the faith, brothers.

[00:44:28]>> I wonder how many concussions was had during this film, dude. He got the pop.

[00:44:36]>> Come on.

[00:44:38]>> And some come back.

[00:44:40]>> Yeah. They ride up to the sunset, >> bro.

[00:44:49]They pull it open.

[00:44:53]>> Oh my god.

[00:44:55]>> Caddy, man. Got that Turner, man.

[00:45:00]>> In style, huh?

[00:45:02]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:45:08]>> That was hilarious, bro.

[00:45:10]>> That was hilarious.

[00:45:11]>> That it was like my first time seeing a film again.

[00:45:14]>> This is my very first time seeing I thought it was crazy, man. Oh, freaking details that I missed the first time cuz I was freaking intoxicated. This film was hilarious.

[00:45:23]>> Hilarious, man. Hysterical.

[00:45:25]>> It was hysterical, man. I'm so glad you enjoyed it, too, cuz I didn't I didn't know how you was going to react because it's like a older film, you know, and it's, you know, out of our generation.

[00:45:36]>> Yeah, they definitely can't do this now.

[00:45:37]It'd be so much.

[00:45:38]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:45:39]>> The language would be, it would get cancelled instantly.

[00:45:42]>> Instantly.

[00:45:44]>> That old lady, she's smoking.

[00:45:46]She smoked it. Hey, but she but she paid it back though with a little pie.

[00:45:50]>> She came back with a whites only pie.

[00:45:52]>> Whites only pie. Whites only.

[00:45:55]>> You remember life?

[00:45:56]>> Yeah, >> that's a whites only pie.

[00:46:00]>> How much cost for this white only pie to make it to a [ __ ] pie?

[00:46:10]Oh god. Hey, shouts out to Mel Brook. He even got a shout out. I work for Mel Brook.

[00:46:18]>> We doing a better film over there.

[00:46:20]>> It was a better film, man. That that was that was great.

[00:46:24]>> This was enjoyable watch, you know. Like I said, it was like my first time watching the film over again. The details that I've missed the first time was in this film put you have to really glue your eyes to the TV. All the little stuff happening. Hitler doing that. Even the horse being >> all the Johnson everywhere. All the Johnson's. I MISSED THAT. YOU CALLED YOU LIKE, "HEY, LOOK AT THE JOHNSON." I didn't even see that till you said that.

[00:46:48]Johnson's everywhere. That was crazy sound. It paused.

[00:46:53]>> Johnson's Johnson's everywhere.

[00:46:57]>> Dude, that film was crazy. So many oneliners, >> you know. I It hilar beyond the inbomb being dropped. It was hilarious, man.

[00:47:08]>> Yeah. Old school comedy is always the best.

[00:47:10]>> Yeah. Old school, man. And that feel even the look of the film, you know, that gritty look.

[00:47:14]>> Yeah, it's something real yellowish stuff like I like I really like that.

[00:47:18]Yeah, >> that was great, man. That was great.

[00:47:20]>> Okay, I'm glad you enjoyed it, man. Cuz I got some a few more Mel Brooks films I could show you. So, you enjoyed that one. I don't think the other Mel Brooks films are along the lines of the N-word and all that, but he does have a few other bangers I could show you guys. If you want me to show them, drop in the comments. If you enjoy, you know, him being here doing a movie reaction. This was his first time.

[00:47:41]How you enjoying it?

[00:47:42]>> I enjoy that. I really like that movie.

[00:47:44]>> It's a little longer than, you know, the clips of reactions.

[00:47:47]>> This movie grass grass my attention so well, man. I didn't want to get up and go nowhere. So good, man.

[00:47:52]>> This is that do that.

[00:47:54]>> We go to get all the dicks like he Okay, that that was great, man. That was great.

[00:48:02]>> Richard Dixon.

[00:48:03]>> Mr. Dixon. Yeah, Mr. Dixon.

[00:48:06]>> Yeah, that was funny. Yeah, >> there was so many lights. There was subliminals in there you had to catch and understand and understood them. That was great. That was wonderful.

[00:48:13]>> So many happening, so many things happening >> uh throughout the film. And of course, we probably didn't catch everything, but >> the majority of the stuff I think we caught on to. I'm glad he enjoyed it, guys. Um, all that being said, >> what should we watch next? Put in the comments.

[00:48:28]>> Let me know. I'm down to watch it. Just >> put in the comments.

[00:48:32]>> Until next time, y'all.