I Tried Bullseye's Kills in Real Life

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]My name is Cowzy and over the next few days I'll be becoming the next Bullseye by recreating some of his most unique kills from the Daredevil 2003 movie and Darevil Born Again. And if you're wondering what this is, this is an undershirt for skiing. And this is also a ski mask. And this is a running belt that I just strapped over my shoulder.

[00:00:20]So, seeing as how both this and this is for snow territory, which is, you know, very cold, I'm already starting to sweat and I am wearing shorts. So, I may take this off. But before we get started with the actual kills themselves, I say we get started with a noook bullseye dart shot from Daredevil 2003. But the thing is, I didn't have a dart board. So, you know what I did?

[00:00:45]I bought a dart board and I'm going to install it right now. So, I'm hoping to achieve at least one of these kills, but I know in my head it's pretty unlikely.

[00:00:53]Cuz when I actually sat down and thought about the probability of these kills, I realized none of them are even remotely possible. So the no look bullseye throw, that's pretty much my best shot at achieving anything in this video.

[00:01:06]Bullseye.

[00:01:09]All right, so we've installed the dart board and I think I should do some practice dart throws because I haven't thrown a dart in a while. One of my main concerns is that I will be putting holes into my bedroom wall. And um I'm fairly certain I'm going to miss a lot of these dots today, especially if I close my eyes or if I'm not looking at it. First of the day.

[00:01:31]Okay, that's not bad. I'm pretty good for someone who doesn't play dots. You guys want to hear a story? One time, um I went on a date with this girl and she was like, "Oh, we should go to this bar.

[00:01:42]It has like a dart board and everything." And I'm like, "Oh, okay, cool." At that point, I barely played Darth like ever. Yeah. Yeah. I've been here so many times. I [ __ ] washed her, dude. I [ __ ] cleaned that [ __ ] I got I think like two bullse eyes.

[00:01:54]Anyways, that's not me. How's Eel has never been on a date. His whole life is dedicated to becoming the next bullseye.

[00:02:03]Oh. Oh, that was close. That was close.

[00:02:06]Warm up's done. So, in the movie, right, he's drinking a beer or Guinness or something while he's doing it. I'm not going to be doing that. Okay. I don't think I'm going to get anything even without holding anything in my other hand. So, we're going to be throwing it sideways like this and I'll be looking this way. Also, I apologize. The sound is really [ __ ] Oh, I'm so scared.

[00:02:24]I'm scared. I'm scared.

[00:02:31]>> One of my main concerns is that I will be putting holes into my bedroom wall.

[00:02:36]>> I'm sorry, that sounds really hard.

[00:02:39]>> Okay, so that's too low.

[00:02:42]I think it's too low.

[00:02:45]That was close. Okay, that's not bad.

[00:02:48]That's not bad. Round two.

[00:02:51]Too low.

[00:03:03]Oh my god. It's not hitting the red though. It's like just above it. Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] In my second round. I told you I'm kind of decent at darts for someone who doesn't play darts at all.

[00:03:15]Okay. I don't know. I'm pretty determined to get the bullseye now. How he has got this. How he has got this.

[00:03:21][ __ ] Also, in the movie, he does do it sequentially without looking at the board. I'm not [ __ ] doing that.

[00:03:34]Also, I am kind of cheating because I do have a mirror right here. Like, you don't see it on the camera, but there is a mirror here that's attached to the sliding wardrobe. I don't know. So, I can see like my arm motion. Maybe I should start closing my eyes. Should I start doing that? Okay, maybe I will. I kind of want to get this authentically.

[00:03:57]That didn't land.

[00:03:59]I don't think closing my eyes made it any less accurate, which might be a skill issue.

[00:04:08]I'm being more scared now. Oh, that was close cuz I'm closing my eyes, so I'm not putting as much force, which is bad.

[00:04:16]After that really close one, I reckon I got this.

[00:04:29]Oh, [ __ ] Okay, so that last dart, um, it fell into the abyss. So, I'm not going to pick that up because it is behind a bunch of [ __ ] So, we have five darts here.

[00:04:46]Did I get it?

[00:04:53]>> I'm sorry, that sounds really hard.

[00:04:57]Guys, this is harder than it looks. FYI, I know it looks easy, but it's hard.

[00:05:05]Maybe it is a bit too difficult that I'm closing my eyes because closing your eyes to the human body, it knocks off your balance, you know? So, if you try standing on one leg with with your eyes closed, it's very different from standing on one leg with your eyes open.

[00:05:19]So, I feel like I'm at a major disadvantage here, but I should stop bitching.

[00:05:26]Oh, guys, again, this is the most easiest task we have out of all of them today. So, I kind of have to get this one right. Otherwise, I'm not going to be happy, right? The shirt is getting so hot.

[00:05:52]That was my closest bunch. So, but so far not good. I can't lie. My shoulder is getting tired.

[00:06:03]It's getting harder and harder to balance my throat.

[00:06:10]The spirit of Bullseye, please bless your protege cows here.

[00:06:22]I thought I got it. I thought I got it.

[00:06:24]I thought the blessing of Bullseye blessed Cowzio himself.

[00:06:31]>> Oh my god, >> that sounds really hard.

[00:06:35]>> [ __ ] Oh, my shoulder's getting so tired. How much time should I give myself to do this? Maybe 30 minutes. Roughly like 19 minutes right now. We've had a few close calls.

[00:06:57][ __ ] As my shoulder is getting more sore, it's tending to aim more to the left because it doesn't have the stability muscles to hold it in place straight. We got this, gang. The spirit of Bullseye. Bless your protege cow. One more time.

[00:07:23]That was close. I saw that. That was close. I saw that.

[00:07:39]We got it.

[00:07:42]We got it. Holy crap. It took 20 roughly 20 minutes. Yes, sir. Cowsier is in the game. That is one out of five challenges. Four challenges done. I am Cowzier and I am going to take the mantle of bullseye by the end of this video.

[00:08:04]Oh, I actually got that. Okay, it's not as nearly as impressive as what happens in the movie where he just throws him while drinking a beer. Maybe I should like be holding a glass or something while doing it, but I'm going to put so many holes in my wall and I'm not doing it. And I think that's impressive enough, right? So, um, I just installed a dart board into my bedroom wall for 20 minutes of footage.

[00:08:27]>> Bullseye.

[00:08:29]>> Howy is back for another challenge. Now, this bastard right here, he just called me and the Irish piece of trash.

[00:08:35]>> So, there is only one thing I have to do.

[00:08:41]Kill him with this. So, in the film, Bullseye, he straightens out a paper clip like this. I don't know how he gets it so perfectly straight, and then he launches like four of these into the guy's neck, killing him. So, this target right here, it's made out of paper towel. I considered doing something thicker, but I don't even think this can penetrate through that. There's no way.

[00:09:01]Cuz if you think about the physics of it, look at how light this is compared to a dart. A dart is pretty heavy, so it has more projection strength and can penetrate through matter. This is not penetrating through [ __ ] So, I'm going to straighten out a few of these and we'll get started. The goal for this challenge is to get at least one of these stuck into that paper towel, which I don't think is happening. I mean, I mean, of course, it's going to happen.

[00:09:27]I'm cows here. Why is straightening out a paper clip so much harder than I thought? We have five somewhat straight pieces ready to be launched at this dude's neck. I'm going to try using the normal dart method and then we'll we'll go from there. This is not gonna pierce at all. Oh my god.

[00:09:53]I'm cooked. I'm cooked. There is no shot I'm landing a single one of these. Let's do it like really hard.

[00:10:05]Okay, I just bounce back.

[00:10:10]That's gone. I don't even know where that went. I can't even aim straight. I don't think I even hit the target once.

[00:10:17]Okay, we're down to four because I don't know where that other one went.

[00:10:22]Lost another one. That's cool.

[00:10:25]Nope. I haven't even gotten close. Wait, let me just like go in see how much tension I need to put to push through it.

[00:10:37]Bro, that's not that's not happening.

[00:10:39]Maybe I need more tension. Bro, that's not that's literally not going to work.

[00:10:43]Did you just see that? I tried to push it through and it bent instead of going through. God damn it, Bullseye. How do you do this? What if I wet it? If I wet it, it will be more possible, right?

[00:10:54]There's no way. There's no way, bro.

[00:10:56]Okay, but it's a paper clip. This weighs roughly 1 g, I think, or two g. I don't know.

[00:11:06]That was close. The more force I put into it, the more it bounces back.

[00:11:12]That just landed on its side.

[00:11:15]I know what everyone's thinking. Oh, if I gave that a shot, I could probably do it. Feel free to try this yourself.

[00:11:22]Okay, bro. I don't know how many attempts I should give this. I'll probably give it another like 20 minutes. Is that Is that stupid? These are flat. Paper clips are flat.

[00:11:39]Okay, after this round I might spray some water on it to make it less I mean to make it more penetrable. Doesn't mean I'm giving up. I'm just trying to make the impossible slightly more possible.

[00:11:54]Okay, this isn't fun anymore.

[00:12:01]That's a dot. Let's try this.

[00:12:06]directly on the neck. That's how it should be landing. Somehow Bullseye in this fictional movie, he [ __ ] tosses these one g paper clips into his neck and it stays in there. Stop bitching here. We've got this.

[00:12:24]No, we don't. No, we don't.

[00:12:27]Ah, that was fail.

[00:12:29]I don't What was that? I already know someone in the comments is going to be like, "Hey, Andy, Dark Player of 16 years here. Just want to give you something, dude. I'm using Hey. Okay, I think I have to face the fact that this is not possible. Okay, we've got the water spray bottle. We're going to spray the paper towel just a little bit to make it easier. As you can see on camera, it's much more transparent. That hopefully means sticking one of these is going to be a lot easier." Everyone shut up. Everyone shut up. Everyone shut up.

[00:13:04]That paper clip's gone. I'm going to have a bunch of straightened out paper clips just laying around in my room.

[00:13:12]This is This is embarrassing. This is embarrassing. Believe it or not, my 30 minutes is almost up, but we don't give up. Okay, this is cows I'm talking about. [ __ ] What am I doing? Okay, let's just test what it takes for this to push through.

[00:13:30]Right. That's not That's not Oh, okay.

[00:13:33]That that went through. Thank god I got a pack of 180 paper clips because I think we might be using them all.

[00:13:44]I get a hole. I think it did, but it just didn't stick in there. I don't know.

[00:13:52]Nope. That disappeared into the void.

[00:13:55]No.

[00:13:59]What am I doing? Everything is a weapon in the hand of Pal.

[00:14:05]No.

[00:14:06]No. No. Yeah, this might be the most difficult one on the list.

[00:14:13]All right, I'm going to give it another spray. If we don't get it in the next 20 minutes, I'm giving up. I'm sorry. Okay, that's basically deteriorating on its own. There's no way this doesn't penetrate through. And if I get it right now, I won't really count it as a win, but it's just more for my sake, my ego.

[00:14:35]This is more accurate to the comics, right? Comic accurate bullseye mode.

[00:14:38]This is actually hindering my vision.

[00:14:40]It's like covering my eyes.

[00:14:42]I kind of relate to Christian Bell Batman now. I I understand why he has to like talk like this cuz you can't really talk through your nose when your mask is like this. Now we've gone Mortal Kombat mode. I might extend the time 20 more minutes. I'm kind of persistent like that.

[00:15:03]How did I get her in before?

[00:15:12]Never mind, she's gone.

[00:15:16]Oh god, it's getting hot in here. I might have to take off this mask.

[00:15:20]This is embarrassing.

[00:15:23]And that's gone.

[00:15:31]I swear to God, these paper clips are just disappearing on their own. Okay, I if this was possible, that would have made it in. That was directly in straight and it still didn't go in. The [ __ ] And we've lost another one. I need to straighten out a whole another batch of paper clips. Keep going. Maybe it's a skill issue. Okay, maybe it is. I know.

[00:15:57]I just don't think I can get this in the next 24 hours. One day when I'm clearing my room out, I'm going to find a lot of straighten out paper clips. Oh, look, I found one. And somehow in the movie, he gets it like perfectly straight. I'm here to tell you that that's not [ __ ] possible. Of course, then again, shooting a [ __ ] paper clip into a guy's neck, killing him is also not possible. So, I don't know what I'm talking about. All right, lock in, bro.

[00:16:18]Lock in. Lock in. We got this.

[00:16:24][ __ ] sake.

[00:16:27]Cave clips are bouncing around like I'm trying to ricochet them. This is not the This is not that kind of bullseye task.

[00:16:35]I'm gonna kill myself.

[00:16:40]I don't even know where that was aiming.

[00:16:47]I'm sweating, guys. I'm sweating. Might have to just take the L on this. Not something I'm used to doing. I'm usually someone who just doesn't give up ever.

[00:16:55]But for the sake of this video, I might just have to compromise with my selfworth.

[00:17:01]These might be the last two we're doing today. If these are gone, if these are lost in the abyss, I might I might just have to call it there.

[00:17:09]The sense of relenting hope I have is simply just causing me more depression.

[00:17:17]Okay, I don't know where the other one went. We're already down to one. That's nice. This isn't even straight. How the [ __ ] am I meant to throw this?

[00:17:29]I'm losing it. I'm losing it. I'm losing it. I feel like Dex right now. I'm losing it.

[00:17:36]We're down to one.

[00:17:44]Why is it so hard? Why is this so hard?

[00:17:49]And that's gone. So, um, this is counting as a fail. I mean I mean room for improvement. How's your first fail might not be the last of this video. Let me get a dart on this one time. Ready?

[00:18:06]Ready. Head shot. No look headshot.

[00:18:08]Ready.

[00:18:11]Moving on to the next challenge. I'll see you then.

[00:18:14]>> Bullseye.

[00:18:16]Welcome to the third bullseye challenge.

[00:18:18]This is the second kill from the Daredevil 2003 movie where Bullseye flicks a peanut into an old lady's mouth while on the airplane choking her.

[00:18:27]That's basically it. So, I have a pack of peanuts right here. Hopefully, we can limit our wastage today. I'm pretty sure out of all the kills we're doing today, this is the most easiest one.

[00:18:39]Easiest one. So, I put up a topping board right here so I can flick it, bounce it, and surely enough it will land in this cup right here. So, if I get at least one peanut into that cup by bouncing it off the board, I'm considering that a doubby. Wait, this actually looks kind of hard. I'm actually not sure how probable this is.

[00:19:02]Tap tap tap. In my defense, I didn't put any force into that one. Unlike the paperclip one, I cannot lose these because I don't want ants crawling up in here. Oh my god, lady. Shut up. Stop talking about your daughter. Bam.

[00:19:21]It broke. Okay, we're using one half.

[00:19:23]I'm pretty sure it's meant to one half anyway.

[00:19:26]How do I shoot it upwards? It's like soccer, right? So, I have to get underneath it somehow. Okay, this isn't going so well. I fear that this peanut will break apart before it has any hope of going off the air. Guys, this peanut is breaking apart. I've implemented a defensive strategy so the peanut doesn't roll away over there. All right, let's try this again. All right, I'm using this box. Hunter x Hunter. It's not mine, but we'll put it here anyway.

[00:19:55]Wow. I thought this was going to be the most easiest one. I feel this is not going to work out. I haven't even gotten it off the ground.

[00:20:02]I'm not even close to the target. What if I lower the target down? Is that cheating? I don't think this is possible cuz I'd have to go bang bang.

[00:20:14]Okay, this peanut is breaking apart. I'm going to have to vacuum the floor later.

[00:20:19]Oh, and it's it's escaped the room. I wonder if you hear me better like that.

[00:20:25]It just bounces back. La, I'm on an airplane. Oh, lady, shut up.

[00:20:32]Well, that wasn't very Okay, this peanut half is getting smaller and smaller cuz chunks keep coming off. Oh, okay. That wasn't bad.

[00:20:42]Oh, okay. It's still pretty hard to get off the ground, like angling upwards.

[00:20:46]Maybe I'll start on the edge here. Nope.

[00:20:49]Okay, I'm going to change out the peanut piece for the bigger half cuz this [ __ ] just got [ __ ] mutilated. It's got fresh blood.

[00:20:58]Okay, that wasn't bad. Nut debris is falling on me. I can't get it flying off the ward.

[00:21:11]That was close. If I get this, this is the happiest I'm ever going to be.

[00:21:17]Luck in Cio, you got this. That was [ __ ] What I'm noticing is as the nut piece gets smaller, it's harder to hit and harder to get off the ground.

[00:21:29]Holy [ __ ] Okay, this shit's breaking apart. And guys, don't worry. I'll be putting it in the compost bin, okay?

[00:21:34]We're not wasting things.

[00:21:43]Oh, that was close.

[00:22:00]That was so close. Okay, I feel like with enough attempts, we can get this in.

[00:22:04]Okay, this is this peanut is falling apart. It is officially way too small.

[00:22:10]I'm going to use all three of these and I'm just going to pick them up at the end.

[00:22:18]That was so close. Close calls are happening more and more frequent. So, I'm doing something right.

[00:22:34]Holy [ __ ] Pieces of peanut are flying everywhere.

[00:22:47]That's close.

[00:22:50]Oh, this is going to take forever. I'm giving myself an hour in total to do this.

[00:22:57]I feel like so much of this is just based on randomness where the peanut ends up hitting the board. Like I feel like that's the most determinant factor.

[00:23:05]But this is the only ricochet challenge we have in this video that I kind of want to get this.

[00:23:13]Oh, so close.

[00:23:15]Oh, and that's a bounce.

[00:23:27]Oh my god, this is looking less and less feasible as time goes on.

[00:23:41]Bam. Bam.

[00:23:43]Oh my god. Embarrassing.

[00:23:46]Bam. What happened to me? We were doing so well before and it all just fell off.

[00:23:53]Ouch.

[00:23:55]And that just broke apart. Nice. All right, I'm taking off this mask. It's too hot. To wrap this up, we have roughly 20 minutes left on the clock.

[00:24:04]And we have not gotten any closer since like the first 10 minutes of this.

[00:24:09]Let's be more intentional with every shot we take.

[00:24:13]And that has split apart again.

[00:24:17]This should be the breaking peanuts challenge cuz that's all I'm doing right now.

[00:24:22]Okay. To be more time proficient, we're going to do three at a time. As in three one after the other, all of them in different directions.

[00:24:39]That was so close.

[00:24:45]I thought I got at least one little piece in there. I don't know. The cup's empty. I think it just fell on the ground. This is definitely possible.

[00:25:00]All right, I'm going to break my fingernail.

[00:25:07]For the record, I'm pretty sure I can get this with enough time, but um we don't have a lot of time left.

[00:25:24]This is a good way to pass time because if you ask me, I would not have guessed that it's almost been an hour since I started this.

[00:25:37]I'm going to I'm going to kill myself.

[00:25:46]I'm trying to flick it from underneath, but it's just very difficult.

[00:25:53]What am I doing?

[00:25:56]What am I doing? This is borderline impossible. I'm not sure why I'm doing this.

[00:26:02]How do I flick it upwards? Clearly, I've done it before. Oh, okay. I think I got the method. I think I got the method.

[00:26:11]So, we started on the edge so I can get more of a leverage.

[00:26:27]Let's go. I can't believe I did that.

[00:26:29]With 3 minutes to spare, the spirit of Bullseye has blessed Cowzia. Cowzia is on his way to become the next Bullseye.

[00:26:40]Well, now we'll be moving on to some Born again kills. Um, Cowzia is here to match Bullseye's kills from that show.

[00:26:48]Oh, I can't believe I got that in. Holy crap. Yeah, that's right. Don't bother me on the plane, [ __ ] I'm Cowzia.

[00:26:55]Let's go. Thank you, Danny Devito, for your service. Bullseye.

[00:27:01]Cows himself is here to test himself on the first Born Again challenge we have for this video. So, in season 1 of Born Again, Bullseye, he escapes a prison facility by shooting a broken tooth through a prison guard's eyeball. That doesn't kill the guard, though.

[00:27:17]Eventually, he splits a pair of scissors up and just drives it through his forehead. But, we're not doing the scissor bit. We're just doing the eyeball bit. I do have a companion here today. you will be watching as I try to spit a tooth through this target's eye.

[00:27:31]Now, obviously, I can't use a real tooth, so I will be using the same package of peanuts from the previous challenge because I'm pretty sure a tooth and a peanut roughly weigh the same. I think a tooth is probably like half the weight actually, but honestly, and I might be wrong, but I feel like a paper towel would be more difficult to penetrate than an eyeball because an eyeball is very soft. So, I may potentially have to rely on the spray bottle method once again to loosen up the integrity of this paper towel. Now that I'm thinking about it, I don't really think this is possible like at all. So, how about we do one test and we can make some adjustments as we go. So, we have a peanut here, aka my tooth.

[00:28:16]This is also probably the most disgusting thing I've ever done on this channel.

[00:28:24]I'm just realizing now that I'm going to be wasting a lot of peanuts in this video. Lesson learned. You use half a peanut because it will just break apart.

[00:28:32]Also, that spit had no force in it. So, I need to try I need I need to be better.

[00:28:42]Oh yeah, I'm not reusing these peanuts.

[00:28:44]Sorry guys. This is gross. This is gross. This is actually [ __ ] gross.

[00:28:48]There's no way. There's no [ __ ] way that's going to Okay, I might already have to go to the spray bottle method.

[00:28:54]All right, we got the spray bottle.

[00:28:56]Let's spray it up a bit just to make this a bit easier for myself. Yes, I do realize this is kind of cheating, but it's also an accuracy thing as well because I also have to get it through the eye for this to count. You ready?

[00:29:07]Okay, I'm chained up on what prison was he in? Was it Riker's? Here's my tooth.

[00:29:16]All right.

[00:29:19]I can't do this while I'm laughing. Calm down. You're cows on protege the bullseye. You got this.

[00:29:31]This is disgusting.

[00:29:33]I can't even get it to fly straight.

[00:29:36]That was kind of close. Okay, if it just lands on the table in front of me, I'm going to reuse it. Don't judge me. By the way, I did not use a spray, nor does anyone in this family use a spray on the cat. This stays in the bathroom.

[00:29:46]Bullseye must have some strong lips and cheeks.

[00:29:52]This is so dumb. I feel like a lot of these challenges require me cleaning a lot. Dude, that last challenge we did with the peanuts, I had to [ __ ] vacuum the [ __ ] out of that room. Yeah, I don't think this is happening.

[00:30:05]Oh, okay. You see that? I got the I got the crease thing between the sheets. It made a hole. I don't think that really counts, especially because that's not where his eye is. Should I redraw this target to make it so that his eye You know what? We'll keep at it. We won't give up just yet.

[00:30:25]This is a humiliation ritual. This is impossible.

[00:30:30]Maybe I should just wet it even more.

[00:30:32]Actually, it's only been like 10 minutes of trying. Let's not give up so easily.

[00:30:37]I didn't even spit it out. I just blew.

[00:30:40]Okay, I got it on his eye. Not a single sign that this was going to break through. I keep hitting the [ __ ] crease.

[00:30:51]Nothing worth doing is easy.

[00:30:57]All right. Okay, that's fully wetted now. So, if I can't get it like this, I'm not going to get it at all. I think I keep hitting the crease.

[00:31:08]I think the crease tearing apart is actually making it more difficult because there's less tension on the paper. And also, it's basically torn in half now. So, I might have to actually redraw this. There's a new target right there. I'm going to tape this up. Okay, we are back. I'm going to spray this new target with water because I discovered that this is pretty much impossible without doing so. You got this.

[00:31:33]I mean, it's making a dent.

[00:31:38]Hey, Fury. Get out of here, buddy. Sit down.

[00:31:44]You good? Can I go now? Are you done?

[00:31:48]You got this, gang.

[00:31:51]This is disgusting. This is on the same level as the paper clip one, I feel like.

[00:31:57]See, that had a lot of power, but it just bounced back.

[00:32:01]I don't know how many times I've said it, but this is gross. I don't think I've ever had to touch my spit this many times. But for the love of the game, the one challenge after this is harder.

[00:32:12]Yeah, this isn't happening. Get back down from there. Silly boy. Silly boy.

[00:32:16]Don't lick the Don't lick the camera.

[00:32:21]Okay, well, this is one where I might have to just give up prematurely because I am seeing zero progress. And by zero progress, I mean zero progress. Yeah, let's try a whole peanut again.

[00:32:35]Oh my god, I'm going to kill myself. You know what? Last resort. I'm going to spray the [ __ ] out of this. I'm spraying the [ __ ] out of it. Um cuz I'm close to giving up. Wait, I reckon I can get it.

[00:32:46]Hold on.

[00:32:51]Oh my. Let's lock in, fellas. Let's lock in.

[00:32:57]I may just have to face the facts that this is not happening. But we do have a secondary challenge attached to this.

[00:33:04]And this is actually the final challenge we have. It is killing someone with a straw. Hello, it's editing Andy. I'm editing the video you are currently watching. And I have to confess something. I made a grave error. So the kill I'm referring to is in Darevil Born Again season 2 episode 4, the opening act when Bullseye's in the diner and he begins his attack on the anti- vigilante task force agents. In this video, I say that he kills an agent with a straw blowing it out of his mouth. That is incorrect. What actually happens is that he has a toothpick in his mouth and he puts that toothpick in the straw and he blows a toothpick out. That is exactly what I thought happened when I first watched this episode. And then I went on Reddit and I saw a comment saying, "Bully just killed someone with a straw.

[00:33:49]This man is a demon or whatever the fuck." And then I was like, "Oh, I guess I misremembered things." So, please enjoy my futile attempts at blowing a straw, an empty straw out of my mouth as an attack. I wasted way too much time on this. Do I think this is possible? Of course not. Cuz at least a peanut like a central mass to it. A straw air will just go through it. How is it meant to travel that fast? Well, I got a themed straw set for this. I guess we'll see how this goes. So, he's just got done drinking his banana milkshake and he has a straw in his mouth. He turns.

[00:34:29]The straw is actually a lot heavier than I thought.

[00:34:35]Well, at least we got one kill done. The peanut flick one. At least we got that one right because I don't think this is going through.

[00:34:47]Dude, Bullseye must give some crazy head with those lips.

[00:34:55]I'm going to drink some water.

[00:34:59]Oh god. You know what? What if we combine the two? A tooth/ peanut into this. Never mind. That's not fitting.

[00:35:06]What if I break this peanut down? I think this the mass is too small for it to penetrate a surface like this. We're cheating at this point. I don't even know what this challenge is anymore.

[00:35:16]Woah. Okay, that kind of worked somewhat. I kind of need more weight to it, though, cuz it's literally nothing.

[00:35:24]It's like, okay, think about it like this. No matter how fast you throw an ant at someone else, it's just not going to hurt. It's kind of the same concept here. And I'm not like some physics expert, but I'm a I'm a reality expert.

[00:35:37]All right, let's try this. There's a dent. It's possible. It's possible. The dream lives on. Damn it. I'm going to spray one more time.

[00:35:47]cuz it is drying up a bit. And I know when you're watching this, it might look really easy. Okay, try it for yourself if you're that convinced.

[00:35:56]Damn it, the peanut broke. It's definitely more accurate. I will say that. I don't think this is happening.

[00:36:03]Okay, that would have been a perfect shot, but it still didn't go through.

[00:36:06]Okay, we're back to just the straw method.

[00:36:12]Let's give the peanut one another crack.

[00:36:15]That didn't work. This is indeed a humiliation ritual. I'm so excited for someone to comment down, Andy, you should have done XYZ instead. And I and I'll just be like, that is so true. Could have made things a lot easier. But, you know, I'm not the smartest person on the planet. I'm going to be making mistakes.

[00:36:36]This is crushing my dreams of becoming the next Bullseye. Kia will not give up just yet. He's got this. He's got this.

[00:36:44]This has got this. It's got this. I don't even know if I can throw a peanut through this. See, even if I put tension like that, it's still not pushing through. So, what [ __ ] hope do I have with just a spit? Let's just spray the shot until it's basically deteriorating.

[00:37:00][ __ ] it. Okay, it's very saggy now. If this doesn't make it through, I don't deserve the bullseye title. Towia will not deserve the Bullseye title.

[00:37:10]Well, guess I don't deserve it.

[00:37:14]All right, we got a peanut wedged in there. Let's see how this goes.

[00:37:22][ __ ] It's actually stuck in there.

[00:37:34]So, this is how democracy falls. Not with a bang, but with a wimple. I have no idea where that's from. And I'm pretty sure I got 90% of those words incorrect. Well, what can I say? I tried my best. As much as I wanted it to happen, I'm happy we got one kill. That peanut flick one.

[00:37:55]Crazy. So, we had one warm-up challenge.

[00:37:57]The no look bullseye. I don't really think that counts though because it wasn't really a kill. Paperclip one, we failed. Peanut flick, we got that. Tooth spit and straw spit. We failed at both those. That's one win and three fails.

[00:38:10]Well, looks like Cowzia will not be getting the title of Bullseye after all.

[00:38:15]And speaking of these Bullseye kills, I did make a video talking about the Daredevil 2003 movie, which is pretty crazy, and where half these kills come from. So, if you haven't seen that video, check that out if you haven't already. And I'll see you next week. See you.

[00:38:30]I feel so lonely.

[00:38:34]How many times do I have to die when I lie trying to heal the me?