How You Would Die on Every Invincible Planet

Añadido: 2026-05-08

[00:00:00]The first thing you notice when you step foot on Mars is that it seems like exactly what you'd expect. Red, dusty, thin atmosphere, not much happening above ground. That is until you walk into a cave and find out that you're not quite as alone as you thought you were on this planet. Martian shape shifters trap you and take you to a prison. They start asking questions about who you are and what you're doing here. You tell them about your job, but they don't believe you. Even though these aliens are incredibly intelligent, they're also incredibly paranoid. And honestly, they have good reason to be. The problem is the sequids. These are pink brain-shaped parasites with three tentacles each.

[00:00:36]Individually, they're basically mindless, but connect enough of them to a single host, and they form a hive mind capable of controlling thousands at once. The Martians have kept them contained for centuries, and their entire civilization is built around one assumption. If the Sewards ever get loose as a collective, everything in the galaxy collapses. And the reason they're paranoid about you specifically is because you're the perfect host. Sequid biology is completely incompatible with Martian shape shifters. The parasites literally cannot attach to them. Humans, on the other hand, are like their dreamhouse. So, the Martians keep you locked in a reinforced cell while they debate what to do with you. The options aren't great. It's either immediate disintegration, they use you as a test subject, or they do their best to extract whatever valuable intelligence you might have, and they're very willing to go to certain extremes to make you talk. You spend days listening to them argue about which method is most efficient. Then on the fourth night, their worst nightmare begins. Something goes wrong with the monitoring system.

[00:01:40]The force field drops and a sec comes through the ventilation system, searching for you. You're asleep when it finds you. You wake up and everything seems normal, except you can't control your body anymore. Your hand reaches out and opens the cell door. You walk through the tunnels, disable the security systems, and open the containment barriers. Every sequid breaks loose, and the only thing you can do is watch. Sewids aren't built for combat, but there are thousands of them.

[00:02:07]And Martian security was never designed for swarm scenarios. Over the next few hours, Seward's over on the planet while the survivors scatter. You help the hive mind conquer Mars, but it doesn't communicate with you. It doesn't even acknowledge you exist. You're just the vehicle it's driving, and it's going to keep driving you until your body breaks down decades from now. The coalition has no idea what happened. In fact, no one does. So, you'll just be here aware and powerless for the rest of your life until someone else arrives. All the Martian survivors decide to fight back.

[00:02:41]Yopa. When you arrive on Eopa, the first thing you notice is that it's one of the most advanced planets in the galaxy. The Yopens have orange tone skin and only one eye, and their entire civilization is built around science. The planet itself is peaceful and technologically sophisticated with research facilities spread across every continent. Finally, a place where you don't have to worry about dying, but civilizations like this tend to be a target. You're walking down the street when buildings start exploding out of nowhere and screams erupt from every direction. Then the head of a Yopan lands at your feet and you look up at the sky. The Viltromites are here. The Yopan leadership had refused to submit to the Viltromite Empire weeks earlier and this is their response. There was no warning and no time to prepare. Millions of Yopans are killed. Entire cities are destroyed and everyone left is forced into slavery.

[00:03:34]For decades, the Viltrammites rule over Yoba, but they don't kill everyone, just enough to prove how superior they are and make it clear that resistance is pointless. But in secret, you and the others develop high energy weapons to use against them. And when only a handful of Viltromites remain on the planet, the counterattack begins. The first few shots connect and actually push them back, but they're just not strong enough. The weapons can hurt them, but hurt isn't the same as stop.

[00:04:01]And the Viltromites are faster and stronger than anything the Yopans could build in secret. They quickly adapt, moving faster, targeting the core of each weapon and destroying them instantly. One by one, every weapon explodes. Every building comes down, and every Yopan around you is killed. The Viltromites don't want a species that can't be tamed, so the only option is to erase it entirely. You try to evacuate with the others, but just as your ship lifts off, a Viltrite grabs it and hurls it into a building. Your systems are damaged, the propulsers can't compensate, and there's nothing left to do but wait for the impact. You were just on the wrong planet at the wrong time. Ragnar system. If you want to visit the Ragnar system, think twice.

[00:04:46]Even getting close is a bad idea. The gravity here is around 10 times Earth's gravity. Even standard walking becomes nearly impossible. And we're not talking about standards for humans. We're talking about standards for species way stronger. The atmospheric pressure is crushing. Literally. Step outside and your skeleton would fold under its own weight. Your cardiovascular system can't pump blood fast enough to compensate for what the gravity is doing to your body.

[00:05:13]Your bones crack. Your muscles tear. The planet doesn't need to do anything to kill you. It just has to exist. Let's say you have decent shielding and actually make it to the surface without becoming a pancake. Now you'll wish you'd never come here. Every movement is a gamble. Walking feels like dragging yourself through concrete. Jumping means landing with the full force of the planet's gravity concentrated on your legs. Do it once and both legs shatter on impact. And then there are the Ragnars, apex predators that evolved specifically for this environment.

[00:05:47]They're massive creatures with claws and fangs built to hunt and move in conditions that would flatten anything else. They can cover around 200 m in seconds despite the gravity and are strong enough to kill species you'd think were basically unkillable. You spot one around 200 m out. It spots you around the same time. You try to run, but your legs and bones feel like they're compressing with every step. The Ragnar closes the distance in seconds and hits you from the side with enough force that your ribs don't just break, they collapse inwards like a crushed can. Its jaws close around your shoulder and upper chest, and you feel your collar bones snap, then your scapula, then everything else. You try to move, but there's nothing you can do against the strongest predators in the galaxy. I told you it was a bad idea. Fantia. When you land on Fantania, the first thing you notice is bones everywhere. Skulls and remains scattered across what used to be cities, but are now nothing more than collapsed buildings. No water, no food, no functioning infrastructure. The temperature is 43° C, like walking through a sauna that never ends. Your water reserves start running out quickly. Your body dehydrates, and your muscles can barely keep you standing.

[00:07:05]But before the heat finishes you off, the scavenger beasts find you. These things evolve to hunt in a wasteland, and they're good at it. Lean, fast, with jaws built for crushing bone. You try to back towards your shuttle, but they're already cutting you off at that route.

[00:07:22]You shoot two of them, but one hits you from the side. You can barely stand after the impact, but you managed to kill the rest. Congratulations, you survived. But unfortunately, something worse just noticed. You're here.

[00:07:35]Fentania was once a thriving empire.

[00:07:38]Advanced technology, a functioning monarchy, hundreds of millions of people. Then something arrived. An ancient being of almost incomprehensible scale called the Colossus. It didn't just invade the planet, it claimed it along with everything on it. The ruling family was swallowed whole, the population was decimated, and the cities collapsed. And the thing responsible is still here, still hungry, and it knows you're here. A hand the size of a building closes around you and lifts you around 80 m into the air. You see the colossus's face for maybe 2 seconds.

[00:08:14]Then its mouth opens before you can even process what's happening. Everything goes dark, and you'll be here without an exit for a very, very long time. Flaxin dimension. The flaxin dimension isn't another planet. It's an entire alternate dimension with different physical laws.

[00:08:33]And you can feel the most important difference within the first few minutes.

[00:08:37]Time moves faster here than on Earth. 5 minutes on Earth are years in the Flaxin dimension. Every second that passes back home equals approximately 3 and 1/2 days here. The flaxons themselves are affected by this, even in other dimensions. That's why they need special suits or they'll age and turn into dust within minutes. They have no innate superpowers, relying entirely on powered armor, laser rifles, and massive mechanized walkers. Their entire civilization is structured around military expansion. There's no art, no entertainment, no civilian infrastructure. Everything exists to serve their war machine. Fighting them isn't an option. You'd be dead in seconds. But you have to find a way back home. You spend years living in abandoned maintenance tunnels beneath factory complexes, emerging only to steal supplies. The psychological toll of the time differential is its own kind of torture. Your family is probably eating their dinner right now, completely unaware that you're trapped in a dimension, living through years while they age only minutes. You could live an entire lifetime here and return to Earth on the same day you left. And you have to do all of it in complete isolation. Your only hope is to wait for their next Earth invasion and slip through their portal. So you position yourself near the main military complex and wait. Months pass. Then years. You watch entire production facilities get torn down and rebuilt. After what feels like decades, a portal finally opens.

[00:10:07]Flax and soldiers in mechanized armor march through in formation. You position yourself to run through the moment they return. When they come back, there are fewer of them and the rest are heavily injured. You know this is your chance.

[00:10:20]You move as the portal is still open, but just as you break into a run, one of the flexes spots you and alerts the others. Every plasma pistol turns in your direction. One shot hits you in the leg. You keep going. Another hits you in the back. You crawl across the ground while your skin and organs melt, still pulling yourself towards the portal. But when you're just meters away, it closes.

[00:10:42]You lie there barely alive until a flaximon walks over to finish the job.

[00:10:47]Telescria. Welcome to Telescria, home of the Coalition of Planets, an advanced alien mega city packed with refugees from dozens of worlds, all protected by a cuttingedge planetary defense barrier.

[00:10:59]The only things you'll find here are beautiful landscapes and a sense of harmony. Even though everyone here is from a different planet, you'll never see anyone trying to eat you or even argue with you. By galactic standards, this is basically a holiday resort. No one is hostile and everyone lives in peace, at least most of the time.

[00:11:18]Tlescria is under constant military siege from the most dangerous force in the galaxy, the Viltramite Empire.

[00:11:25]They've been hammering this planet on and off for years. The barrier protecting Tlesria is built from the most cuttingedge technology in the galaxy. But the Viltromites are stronger than that. When they get in, there is no escape. They can erase an entire city sector overnight. And if you're unlucky enough to be in one of those sectors, you'll die from the infrastructure collapsing alone. There's no warning system fast enough to alert you. The only warning you get is screaming. Even if the direct assaults miss you, the aftermath won't be any better. Viltroes make sure to destroy supply lines. And when food runs short on a planet crammed with millions of refugees, things get scarce fast. You and everyone else on the planet starve slowly. And here's where you understand why humans are so rare here. The species around you could survive falls from hundreds of meters.

[00:12:14]Everyone here is stronger than you.

[00:12:16]You're in line for your food ration. And just when it's your turn, a creature twice your size shoves you out of the way. One look and you already know you're going to lose, but you're also starving. You get up and attack. He punches you hard enough to shatter every bone in your body. You lose consciousness and the last thing you see is the food he took from you, Viltrum.

[00:12:37]On this planet, you'll find the best species in the galaxy. Or at least that's what the people living here would tell you. When you approach Viltro from orbit, it looks like any other planet.

[00:12:48]But as you get closer, you notice the rocks surrounding it aren't rocks.

[00:12:52]They're corpses. Viltrramite bodies drifting in orbit. The Viltramite Empire once had billions of people on this world. But they were hit with a bioweapon designed specifically to target their genetics and it worked better than anyone could have expected.

[00:13:06]In a short time, around 99% of the Viltite population was dead. Now you're looking at what's left. The surface is what you'd expect from a dead but advanced civilization. Empty cities with architecture built to survive millennia.

[00:13:22]Gardens gone wild but still blooming.

[00:13:25]Everything here looks more advanced than anything you've ever seen before. The place is a tomb, and for the first few hours, that's all it seems to be. Then you see one of the survivors. He's standing on top of a building about 300 m away, just watching you. In an instant, he drops from the building and flies towards you. Your only thought is run. You make it maybe a couple of meters before he hits you from behind.

[00:13:49]You try to get up, but he wraps his hand around your throat and lifts you off the ground like you weigh nothing. Most of your bones are already broken from the impact. He looks at you, but doesn't say a word. He's just doing what Viltromites do to everything that isn't from their world. You try to activate your suits weapon systems, but he crushes your left arm before you can finish the gesture.

[00:14:11]Not just breaks it, but crushes the bones into pieces. Then he starts squeezing and you feel your ribs going one by one. He's not trying to torture you or send a message. He's just removing you from his planet. Every bone and organ in your body gives out under the pressure. And the last thing you see is him flying away. You're not a threat.

[00:14:32]You're just another thing that thought going to Vtrim was a good idea. The galaxy is a big place and almost every corner of it will kill you in a different, more creative way than the last. So maybe don't leave Tlesria.