I Was NOT Ready for KSP

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:00]Today we're going to play a game that I've been wanting to play for quite a while, Kerbal Space Program. Do you see these people? They're going to die.

[00:00:07]They're going to die for the love of the game. I mean, uh they're going to die for science. But look at them. They're happy. They're happy to die. Are they going to be remembered?

[00:00:16]Maybe. All right, so we're going sandbox mode because I want infinite money. Uh thanks, I've got it. Yeah, I I've got it. You know, we have money. We don't need anything else. Welcome to the Vehicle Assembly Building. Yeah, all right. I just clicked off. I'm I know we're going to die. The real question is what spaceship are we going to build?

[00:00:38]Um all right, do not make this complicated.

[00:00:41]What we're going to be using the classic starter um command pod. All right. We need a little bit of fuel. This should be enough to take us to space. All right, who are we sending? Jebediah Kerman. Are we ready for takeoff? Okay, okay, why are you Look at him. He's so excited. All right, there's no going back now. Full throttle. And now, go. Oh my gosh. Look at him. Look Are we Are we going to make it?

[00:01:10]Oh.

[00:01:11]Uh Jeb, you good? We're so dead. But he is happy. That's all that matters. I I I don't know what we're going to do.

[00:01:21]Oh oh my oh my gosh.

[00:01:27]Bro, wait. No no way.

[00:01:32]He's alive. He's alive. Plant flag.

[00:01:37]Oh my Oh my gosh. How are we not dead right now? We made it. Okay, so this was a clear fail. Crew capacity free. We don't We don't need free people. Okay, wait. Heat shield This is That's a bit too big.

[00:01:53]Perfect. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I I don't know what else to do.

[00:01:57]Parachute Yeah, we need a parachute. I think these wings are a little bit too big. I'm not sure, but I think so. Bro, I'm actually so confused right now.

[00:02:07]Wait, this low-key looking good right now.

[00:02:09]Landing struts, in case we land on a different planet. I'm I'm going to choose these ones. All right, so with all of my brain power, I was able to build this rocket. What what should the name be? We made it. We made it, guys.

[00:02:25]Okay, so now we're ready to launch. Full throttle.

[00:02:34]Um He's alive, guys. Okay, what went wrong?

[00:02:44]All right, so I honestly have no idea how that failed. Okay, now we have a better froster. Full throttle. Let's go.

[00:03:00]All right, so what went wrong?

[00:03:05]What the heck? Please. Please let it work right now.

[00:03:18]Stupid rocket. I don't even want it anymore. This time I'm actually going to make a rocket that works. I I promise you guys.

[00:03:30]All right, for some reason Bill is flying right now. Full throttle.

[00:03:36]I have no idea what else is going to work, guys. Um Now it works.

[00:03:42]We have no more fuel. Oh my gosh. We don't have a parachute. Oh Oh my Oh, I'm I'm sorry, bro. Oh, wait, we good.

[00:03:53]I think we good.

[00:03:54]I'm using this one. This one looks cool.

[00:03:57]Another decoupler. Wait, it only needs to work. I don't know what this one does.

[00:04:02]I'm not going to read what it does and I don't really care. This is low-key looking good.

[00:04:08]This might actually work like really well.

[00:04:12]Let's hope that this works because if it doesn't, we're going to lose a lot of we're going to lose one person. This this space I do like this. All right, full throttle.

[00:04:26]Nope.

[00:04:28]Oh.

[00:04:29]Wait, oh my gosh. Guys, this actually works. All right, guys.

[00:04:33]I don't think Jebediah Kerman is coming back to Earth. Where's Earth? Oh.

[00:04:38]Look at him.

[00:04:41]What just happened? What is happening?

[00:04:44]The parachute is not helping. Are we going to survive? No way. Guys, Oh, no. Don't don't blow up. Don't Don't Um full throttle.

[00:04:59]Wait.

[00:05:00]It works. One last change. One last change.

[00:05:03]I hope you guys like the spaceship that I built. Took me like 15 minutes and yeah, this is basically what I came up with. It's quite simple actually. Like we have four Kerbals coming with us, a little bit of fuel and I think we're ready to go.

[00:05:20]Yeah. All right, working perfectly so far. My PC is lagging a little bit.

[00:05:27]No. Yeah, wait. This is working. It is working. Oh gosh, we're getting a bit hot.

[00:05:34]You everybody good?

[00:05:36]Oh, and we have no more fuel. This is actually not a bad rocket. Where are we going towards?

[00:05:43]>> [laughter] >> Look at him. They're all so geeked. You know there's no way they it back, but we good. This is beautiful, guys. They are basically dead. Who is the happiest one right now? All right, buddy. You ready to go?

[00:05:57]Woah.

[00:06:00]Oh, oh my gosh.

[00:06:03]Oh, he's so dead. Look at him. Guys, I think we did it. We're not going back to Earth.