Night Shift... But SKINWALKERS Are My Customers | Human Shaped

Added: 2026-05-23

[00:00:00]Human shaped.

[00:00:04]Let's go.

[00:00:08]Don't get too scared.

[00:00:10]It's just a game.

[00:00:18]Night one.

[00:00:26]Of course we're doing the late shift.

[00:00:29]Ah.

[00:00:33]Okay.

[00:00:37]Interact look.

[00:00:42]What was that noise?

[00:00:45]Do we need to use something?

[00:00:48]No, leave that on. I want some light.

[00:00:53]Where's our food?

[00:00:57]All right, turn the lights.

[00:01:01]Where's our food?

[00:01:02]Okay, we can turn this off now.

[00:01:06]Probably in the kitchen.

[00:01:09]Yo, can I like not be so close to the game?

[00:01:14]Like feel like I'm coming out of it. Oh, yeah, FEB.

[00:01:19]Mhm. We could only go Oh my god, we could only go to 70?

[00:01:23]Okay, that's better.

[00:01:26]Oh, what's that?

[00:01:29]Yay! British food.

[00:01:34]Okay, that might blow.

[00:01:36]Not going to lie.

[00:01:40]Okay, it didn't blow.

[00:01:48]Mhm. Tasty.

[00:01:51]Very tasty.

[00:01:54]Wash our face.

[00:02:02]Yeah, at least they do have At least they do have a a working microwave.

[00:02:08]We need toilet? We always need toilet.

[00:02:11]We've always got a good toilet.

[00:02:14]Ah, refreshing. Head to the mart.

[00:02:17]Hey, up.

[00:02:22]Where's the mart?

[00:02:24]Someone want to tell me where the mart is?

[00:02:27]I don't know where the mart is. Where's the mart?

[00:02:30]I don't know, just follow the light.

[00:02:34]Left or right, chat?

[00:02:36]Left.

[00:02:43]Oh my god, no way.

[00:02:46]Nah, nah, nah.

[00:02:50]You never ever Nah.

[00:02:58]You never You never cross paths IN AN ALLEYWAY. OH!

[00:03:04]>> [panting] >> WAIT. WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[00:03:10]YOU WANT TO SEE ME?

[00:03:18]UH, HI. I'm just taking a dump, sir.

[00:03:23]Okay.

[00:03:28]I think this is the mart. It has to be right. Near mart. Perfect. This is it.

[00:03:33]>> [laughter] >> What's that noise?

[00:03:43]What's that noise?

[00:03:45]I don't like it already.

[00:03:49]Hey.

[00:03:52]Who's that guy?

[00:03:56]Look who finally showed up.

[00:03:58]You live like 2 minutes away.

[00:04:00]Nice shirt, it's killing me. My brain is still asleep.

[00:04:03]Same, my eyes are burning. I keep seeing things moving in the aisles. I need to nap. Too much coffee, maybe. Go home before you pass out.

[00:04:13]The manager called. Said if anybody acts weird or looks off, just don't serve them. Okay. Chat, lock in.

[00:04:21]Bill, thanks so much for the tier one.

[00:04:23]If anybody looks weird or looks off, we don't serve.

[00:04:28]Finally, permission to be mean to customers to get some rest.

[00:04:31]I know, go get some rest. See you tomorrow. Don't fall asleep at the register. I'll try. Watch your back on the way home.

[00:04:39]Did she just change top?

[00:04:42]What the No, she was a customer I won't serve.

[00:04:49]Okay.

[00:04:53]Grab the ball.

[00:04:55]Post scanner.

[00:04:56]What we serving in here? What we got?

[00:04:59]What we got?

[00:05:01]Okay.

[00:05:03]I don't know what these are. Sausages?

[00:05:08]I If they're sus, we don't serve.

[00:05:17]Hmm.

[00:05:23]Hmm.

[00:05:25]Hey, sir.

[00:05:26]Hi.

[00:05:28]Hi. Hi.

[00:05:30]Cold tonight. Yeah, it is.

[00:05:34]See I Bye.

[00:05:37]Huh? What? WHY DO YOU WHY DO YOU PRETEND TO SHOOT ME?

[00:05:42]HI.

[00:05:44]Keep the change, you filthy the How do I know if they look weird? It's a girl. It's a girl.

[00:05:52]Bye.

[00:05:56]God.

[00:05:57]Mom, you have a wedgie.

[00:05:59]No, just trying to help.

[00:06:01]Am I meant to like inspect them?

[00:06:13]Come on.

[00:06:15]Oh, is he leaving the black stuff on the floor?

[00:06:20]Hey man.

[00:06:22]Is that him or is that was that or is it Hey.

[00:06:29]Why you looking at me like that?

[00:06:32]Yo, I don't know but it is a sausage Hi. Hi. Sorry, I'm in a hurry.

[00:06:38]Yo, I Are you sauce?

[00:06:42]He don't blink.

[00:06:44]Do I not serve?

[00:06:46]I don't know.

[00:06:49]Hi.

[00:06:51]It's a girl. It's a girl. Bye-bye.

[00:06:55]Hi. Hi.

[00:07:00]Oh god, don't know if I They all look fine to me.

[00:07:04]>> It's a girl. Bye.

[00:07:09]BYE.

[00:07:12]OH MY GOD, THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

[00:07:20]WAIT.

[00:07:23]WAIT, do I not serve her?

[00:07:27]Hi.

[00:07:28]Hi. Long night, huh?

[00:07:31]Do I not serve her?

[00:07:41]Yo, I don't know.

[00:07:51]Two?

[00:07:53]Ah, screw it. We'll just serve. Where do I go? So go back. Like she's going to just stay there and look.

[00:07:59]OH MY >> [screaming] >> NO!

[00:08:02]NO! HOW DO I SHOOT IT?

[00:08:05]HOW DO I SHOOT IT?

[00:08:07]HOW DO I [screaming] SHOOT?

[00:08:11]BEGONE, DEMON!

[00:08:13]BEGONE!

[00:08:16]NAH.

[00:08:18]NAH.

[00:08:22]What up?

[00:08:23]Where's my gun at?

[00:08:29]Where's my gun?

[00:08:36]Oh my Oh my.

[00:08:39]How do I get rid of it here?

[00:08:41]How do I Long night, huh?

[00:08:48]How do I How do I get rid of it?

[00:08:58]Uh ma'am, we don't serve to whatever you is.

[00:09:03]Get your ass out. Come on.

[00:09:07]This way.

[00:09:08]Come on.

[00:09:10]I don't Yo, I don't know how to get rid of it.

[00:09:14]Scan her eyes?

[00:09:20]Uh yo, i- i- is there is there settings to how to get rid of it? Like Mhm.

[00:09:39]What?

[00:09:42]Just this once we're going to serve the Oh god.

[00:09:46]Oh god.

[00:09:50]What the [ __ ] I DIDN'T WANT TO SERVE [screaming] UP.

[00:10:06]GEEZ. [screaming] Scared me that much. I must have collapsed and then I woke back home.

[00:10:16]That was a dream.

[00:10:21]Oh, that was a dream.

[00:10:27]Oh, okay.

[00:10:29]That wasn't real.

[00:10:33]That was That was just a dream.

[00:10:37]That was just a bad dream.

[00:10:42]Okay.

[00:10:44]I'm not going to serve him real life.

[00:10:51]I'm not going to serve him real life.

[00:10:54]Same Same morning routine. Wash face.

[00:10:57]Eat some food.

[00:11:00]Go toilet.

[00:11:07]Yo, maybe we have a gun somewhere. Like Do I have access to the gun? Do we keep the gun in the fridge?

[00:11:16]What's this?

[00:11:20]Oh god, don't be late.

[00:11:22]Let's go.

[00:11:29]God damn it, I don't know where to go.

[00:11:35]Oh. [sighs] I don't like that.

[00:11:41]Why can't I just teleport there? Why do I have to walk?

[00:11:47]What if What if What if a demon Hey.

[00:11:52]Hey.

[00:11:55]Hey.

[00:11:59]Hey, man. Chotto. Stay back. Don't come closer.

[00:12:03]Okay.

[00:12:04]You wanted them. I see it in your eyes.

[00:12:07]What my demon?

[00:12:08]The things they're trying to blend in.

[00:12:10]Wearing our skin, taking talking nonsense. They're everywhere tonight.

[00:12:13]You're crazy, man.

[00:12:15]If anyone come to your shop, do not let them in. Watch their faces.

[00:12:21]Wait, how do I not let them in?

[00:12:23]I need bodyguards.

[00:12:27]Do any you guys want to fly over to where I'm at right now? I think I'm in Japan.

[00:12:32]Somewhere.

[00:12:33]Do you want you guys want to fly over here and uh bodyguard it?

[00:12:43]Hey, yo. You need to tell me how to not serve them. I'm not going to lie. My dream scared the hell out of me. Doctor.

[00:12:50]You forgot to restart the shelves. Yes.

[00:12:51]Oh.

[00:12:54]Oh, that was real. Sorry, it was just I really have it.

[00:12:57]And the floor too hasn't been mopped.

[00:12:58]Why didn't you do it?

[00:13:00]It's covered in dirt this morning. I'm sorry.

[00:13:04]You're usually not this lazy. What's wrong with you? You just wanted to get out of here.

[00:13:08]Bro, I collapsed.

[00:13:11]Try to stay awake tonight. You look a ghost.

[00:13:15]Okay.

[00:13:16]Okay. It's all right for her, ain't it?

[00:13:18]She's on the day shift.

[00:13:20]Try being on the night shift.

[00:13:28]All right, let's do some restocking.

[00:13:36]What do we want to restock?

[00:13:42]There we go.

[00:13:47]There we go.

[00:13:52]Did that just make a That just made a someone came in noise.

[00:13:59]Right?

[00:14:04]This is why I can never work a store, bro.

[00:14:18]Well, he is a normal guy. Hey.

[00:14:21]Yeah. Good night, huh?

[00:14:24]Yeah, he's that he's definitely not a skin walker.

[00:14:29]I know I know you're perfectly fine.

[00:14:34]Yeah.

[00:14:35]See you, boy. Good night.

[00:14:37]You have a good while with whatever you're doing.

[00:14:40]Going to a diddy party or something.

[00:14:44]Okay.

[00:14:47]You have a good night, sir.

[00:14:48]You have a good night.

[00:14:50]Hey.

[00:14:52]Wait, why can I refuse you?

[00:14:55]Oh my god, there's a literal demon right there.

[00:14:58]I think you're fine. You have a good night.

[00:15:01]See you.

[00:15:03]Bye-bye.

[00:15:07]Oh.

[00:15:09]My Well, like he could just have been involved in like a house fire. And imagine getting third-degree burns and then being refused by a store.

[00:15:19]Do you know what I'm saying?

[00:15:21]Like that's kind of evil me to not serve him.

[00:15:33]Hi.

[00:15:36]Hi.

[00:15:37]My skin is itching underneath.

[00:15:40]Yeah, I'm refusing you.

[00:15:46]Hi. Did he just hiss at me?

[00:15:51]Hey, man.

[00:15:54]Good night.

[00:15:55]Good night.

[00:15:57]Hi.

[00:15:58]Hi.

[00:15:59]>> Hi.

[00:15:59]This place is always bad.

[00:16:03]You cheeky [ __ ] Good night. All right, have a good night.

[00:16:10]I thought you was a man, by the way, till I seen the pony tail.

[00:16:18]What is that?

[00:16:21]All right, guys, WE HAVE A CRACKHEAD ON AISLE THREE.

[00:16:25]We are It's another guy that It's another guy from the Diddy party.

[00:16:33]Oh, my Yeah, okay.

[00:16:39]Wait, who just said that? You or him?

[00:16:41]Who just said that?

[00:16:45]Yeah, no, you're getting refused.

[00:16:46]>> [sighs] >> Yeah, yeah, hiss hiss all you want.

[00:16:50]Hi.

[00:16:52]Hi. Just leave, please.

[00:16:55]Yeah, you're getting refused as well.

[00:16:58]Not to Not today. No demons.

[00:17:01]Hey, Mom.

[00:17:02]Bit weird one, isn't it, tonight? Hi.

[00:17:04]Sorry, I'm in a hurry. Yeah, you you seem perfectly fine.

[00:17:08]Ignore Ignore the demons on the way out.

[00:17:10]Don't know what kind of place this is.

[00:17:15]Ah, normal people for once.

[00:17:18]Hi. Hi.

[00:17:19]>> Hi.

[00:17:20]You can change.

[00:17:21]Who's a good boy? Have a beautiful night, Mom.

[00:17:28]Okay, it's kind of uh we we got the gist of this.

[00:17:32]We know who's We know who's who.

[00:17:35]Can I borrow your body?

[00:17:38]Yeah, not Yeah, not today. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. GET OUT OF IT. MY BODY'S ONLY FOR WAIT, WHERE IS MY BODY?

[00:17:45]WAIT.

[00:17:47]Hold on. Do I have a body?

[00:17:53]Why can't I go to toilet?

[00:17:56]Do I even have a body?

[00:17:59]Hi.

[00:18:00]>> [panting] >> Man, we really need to get in shape.

[00:18:05]Hey, Mom. Hi. Cold tonight. Yeah, it is.

[00:18:09]Yeah, but you have a lonely night, sir.

[00:18:12]Have a good one.

[00:18:14]Next.

[00:18:22]Twins.

[00:18:25]Hi.

[00:18:26]Ooh. Oh my gosh, she's got three eyes.

[00:18:30]Hi. Sorry, I'm in a hurry.

[00:18:34]Who's a good boy? Oh, yeah. You You twins not be No, no, no, no, no, no. No, listen. I know sometimes with twins they can have like different parts and that, but three eyes, not today. I'm sorry.

[00:18:45]I'm sorry. You Go go to the demon store down the road.

[00:18:50]You'll be able to see it. You got three god damn eyeballs.

[00:18:54]Jeez.

[00:19:00]We ain't getting attacked by no demons, chat.

[00:19:04]Okay, you look fine.

[00:19:08]You look fine. But you You going to speak fine?

[00:19:12]Face hurts to hold. Yeah, no, get get out of here.

[00:19:16]Get out of here.

[00:19:21]Let's do some mopping.

[00:19:24]Let's do some mopping.

[00:19:25]Here we go.

[00:19:29]Here we go.

[00:19:34]Lovely.

[00:19:37]We can't get a mop upgrade.

[00:19:42]I mopped it all right. Did I miss a spot?

[00:19:49]All right, by the door.

[00:19:52]Oh my. [screaming] Jeez. I didn't even see him come in.

[00:20:07]Don't go in there for 10 minute.

[00:20:09]Oh my. Oh.

[00:20:13]It was that bad I passed out. I need to stop passing out. This is crazy. Yo, I have a dog with stinky farts, bro. Like, yo.

[00:20:21]That really knocked me out.

[00:20:26]That was That's ridic- Oh.

[00:20:43]This is my safe space.

[00:20:47]Oh my god, this Oh, no.

[00:20:59]Oh, no, no, no.

[00:21:03]No, this is my safe space. Now it's not safe.

[00:21:10]Even if food has changed.

[00:21:13]Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, now I'm bugging.

[00:21:16]Now I'm bugging.

[00:21:17]Now I'm bugging.

[00:21:19]He's going to be on my toilet.

[00:21:22]Oh.

[00:21:23]Am I What am I even eating? Am I even eating guts?

[00:21:29]Oh my god, I'm I'm bugging out.

[00:21:33]Hello?

[00:21:35]No one kill me, please.

[00:21:44]What the I might be a demon.

[00:21:53]I might be Uh, where's my phone?

[00:22:01]I QUIT!

[00:22:03]I [ __ ] QUIT!

[00:22:08]ARE YOU MAD?

[00:22:18]HUH?

[00:22:19]HAMMER?

[00:22:28]OH, [ __ ] NO.

[00:22:33]HELLO, it's going to get lady.

[00:22:36]Hello?

[00:22:43]Hello?

[00:22:50]More posters feel that half the street is gone and need to be careful.

[00:22:59]Mm, is that going to be a demon? Is that going to be a demon? Is that going to be a demon? Please obey me, ma'am. Please obey me, ma'am. You're not even alive.

[00:23:06]You're not even alive.

[00:23:09]>> [sighs] >> God damn it.

[00:23:11]Hey bro, are you still living?

[00:23:13]Konnichiwa. Good evening. It is very nice tonight. What are you doing in your face? What's wrong? Are you Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. No, no, stop talking to him. Stop talking to him.

[00:23:23]Stop Just stop talking to him. Stop talking to him.

[00:23:27]Jesus Christ.

[00:23:29]He's one of them.

[00:23:31]He's one of them.

[00:23:34]I think I'm one of them, as well. I don't even know.

[00:23:40]>> [sighs] >> I might be one of them.

[00:23:47]Uh ma'am, I want to quit.

[00:23:50]It's not because of the demons.

[00:23:52]This guy in the toilet yesterday knocked me out.

[00:23:56]It was that nasty. Hey.

[00:23:59]Everything's too tight my skin. It feels like it's stretching.

[00:24:03]I can hear it. Oh my god, she's a demon, as well.

[00:24:07]She looks sick. She Yeah, she looks pale.

[00:24:10]I don't think I have a home not anymore.

[00:24:12]I'm just waiting to be scanned.

[00:24:14]Well, I do have a scanner on it. Not Not that kind of scanner.

[00:24:18]What are you talking about? You're scaring me.

[00:24:32]Okay.

[00:24:40]She needs some paracetamol.

[00:24:44]Advil or whatever you call it in America.

[00:24:48]I don't I don't know. What do you call it in America?

[00:24:57]Tylenol.

[00:25:08]Hey.

[00:25:13]You didn't get any food.

[00:25:16]Hey.

[00:25:17]Whatever you're thinking, I did not call your wife a skanky lady.

[00:25:27]That Hey, she was dancing.

[00:25:30]And she looked a little bit I can explain, bro.

[00:25:34]I you know what? I'm a black belt in karate. [ __ ] have it, bro. Come on.

[00:25:38]Come on.

[00:25:39]WHAT DO YOU WANT?

[00:25:43]You want to buy anything, okay?

[00:25:46]You want to buy some more what?

[00:25:57]A rude [ __ ] Oh, here we go again.

[00:26:06]Here we go again.

[00:26:08]Hey, not today Hey, sir.

[00:26:11]Not today. Not today. LOOK AT YOU.

[00:26:15]OH GOD. OH, IT'S HIM.

[00:26:24]HEY.

[00:26:26]HOW'S IT GOING?

[00:26:28]Cold tonight. You look fine.

[00:26:30]Get Get out OF IT. IT'S DEMONS.

[00:26:34]HEY. YOU GOT TO LEAVE.

[00:26:36]YOU GOT to leave.

[00:26:39]HEY. YOU LEAVE.

[00:26:42]GO ON.

[00:26:44]I'm the naked boy.

[00:26:46]Get out of here.

[00:26:47]I got I got that Never come back. I have a priest in the storage room.

[00:26:53]Ah.

[00:26:54]>> [sighs] >> Oh my gosh, so many we're very busy at night, isn't it?

[00:27:06]Oh oh god, it's the crackhead again.

[00:27:08]He hasn't learned his lesson.

[00:27:12]Jesus.

[00:27:15]I know Floridians allowed me. We told you this.

[00:27:22]Yeah, no.

[00:27:23]Yeah, get out.

[00:27:25]Get out.

[00:27:32]Whatever you do, don't turn around.

[00:27:34]He looks like you he's bombing you you might want to get you you you might want to get out chance. I'm not going to lie.

[00:27:39]He just Yo, he seems perfectly fine, but he moves around very quick like he's on drugs. I'm going to refuse.

[00:27:53]Sorry, mate.

[00:27:57]Maybe he just needs toilet.

[00:28:01]Maybe he just needs toilet.

[00:28:06]It could be.

[00:28:11]Hey man, oh nice beard.

[00:28:14]Just these, please. Sure.

[00:28:18]Have a good night. Oh my god, it's toilet.

[00:28:21]Hey, nice beard.

[00:28:24]Just these, please. Oh my god.

[00:28:28]Have a good night.

[00:28:30]Ah, your beard is nice, but it's not nice as this. I'm sorry.

[00:28:35]Yeah, you like Are you like the third brother? Like what you see in Cinderella? You like you you like one of them? Is this on sale? I don't know.

[00:28:43]I'll see.

[00:28:44]I don't know. Is it on sale?

[00:28:47]I don't know. All right, you you keep up the good work, bro. Keep up the good work.

[00:28:57]Hey, how's it going? Hi. Hi. Don't you know how to do this?

[00:29:02]I do and I'll show you. Sugoi. There you go. Perfect, right?

[00:29:06]Don't like how he's looking at me.

[00:29:09]Hi.

[00:29:10]You're easy to copy.

[00:29:12]Sugoi.

[00:29:13]Get out of here. You ain't copying me.

[00:29:16]You ain't copying me.

[00:29:18]You ain't copying me.

[00:29:23]Nah, leave.

[00:29:27]Speak English.

[00:29:29]Or Japanese.

[00:29:31]Whatever it is that we speak in this country.

[00:29:35]>> [sighs] >> Interesting people, bro.

[00:29:38]Oh, he's back.

[00:29:40]HEY, >> [screaming] >> NOT IN OUR STORE.

[00:29:43]WHAT DID YOU HEY, WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

[00:29:45]HI. HUH?

[00:29:46]NOT IN OUR IN THIS STORE. HI.

[00:29:51]SUGOI.

[00:29:53]Dirty mother. Hi.

[00:29:55]Hi.

[00:29:56]No, not huh?

[00:29:59]Sugoi.

[00:30:02]Yo, she's stomping.

[00:30:04]Yeah, yeah. I knew I knew you was a demon. I knew you was a demon. Get out.

[00:30:09]How is she stomping, bro?

[00:30:13]I think he was whacking it off.

[00:30:17]Oh, no.

[00:30:19]Oh, no. He's came back and now he's walking normal.

[00:30:22]You ain't tricking ME, MATE.

[00:30:26]I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

[00:30:34]YEAH. OKAY.

[00:30:36]OKAY.

[00:30:41]HI. HI. Do these, Sure.

[00:30:48]Have a good night.

[00:30:51]Come on.

[00:30:54]You pretended to be human, aren't you?

[00:30:57]Well, it's what Jesus Christ.

[00:31:04]Have a good night. Don't look behind.

[00:31:07]No. No. No. You're not allowed.

[00:31:11]No, you're not allowed. You just wasted your time.

[00:31:14]What the Again?

[00:31:20]How many is there of you?

[00:31:28]I don't want to know what party is happening around the corner.

[00:31:33]I don't want to know.

[00:31:34]Or do I want to know? Actually, I do want to know. Hey, if I give you a discount, can I come?

[00:31:42]Not you.

[00:31:43]You leave.

[00:31:44]Nah, nah, nah. You You need to take him Take him out of his mate. Out of his book.

[00:31:51]Oh, I didn't MEAN TO DO THAT.

[00:31:54]I MISCLICKED.

[00:31:56]HEY, I WANT TO GO TO THE PARTY, BRO. I'M SORRY.

[00:32:01][ __ ] OH.

[00:32:07]OH.

[00:32:09]OH.

[00:32:12]OH.

[00:32:16]Who's done this?

[00:32:23]Disgusting.

[00:32:28]Find out how to almost sleep at the next shift. Why Why you not teleporting me?

[00:32:33]Oh, thank you.

[00:32:35]I thought I had to walk home. I was actually going to be scared.

[00:32:41]No, wait, this don't sound good.

[00:32:48]NO, YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME, SOMEONE'S HERE.

[00:32:54]SOMEONE'S HERE.

[00:33:05]OH my god, I'm in hell.

[00:33:08]>> [snorts] >> My neighbor from downstairs is a lifesaver. She got me a shift at the mart starting tonight. She told me I'm hopeless with time. So, she even bought me this alarm clock. She even left a sticky note on it, so I'm never late.

[00:33:32]I can't turn on the lights.

[00:33:38]Read all the notes. Where's all the notes, mate?

[00:33:45]Be in the shape, don't be late.

[00:33:51]Am I even me? Is this real me still in here? Tonight, I have to act normal. Oh my god, I am one of them. I have to go to work, scan the items, smile. If I act human enough, maybe they won't realize I know. I just have to get through the shift.

[00:34:06]Oh my god, I am I'm one of them. I'm one of them.

[00:34:09]I'm one of them.

[00:34:11]Wait, that makes me less scared.

[00:34:17]WHO DID THAT, BRO?

[00:34:23]It's not just her. I saw a guy at the station today whose jaw was hanging at the wrong angle. They're everywhere.

[00:34:29]They're walking, talking, wearing our skin, but they aren't us. They're just blending in. I've been out watching me because I noticed Where's the other note then?

[00:34:50]I tried to find her for the job today, but she didn't even blink. When she finally turned around, her face, it wasn't skin anymore. It looked like raw, wet meat left out in the sun. No eyelids, no lips, no just red muscle.

[00:35:04]Maybe I'm just tired.

[00:35:11]Was that I'm I'm assuming mother mother mother Hello?

[00:35:27]HELLO?

[00:35:29]OH MY Look at me right now. Are you real?

[00:35:36]What?

[00:35:48]Area lockdown order. Assaults by unidentified individuals are surging in the area. All residents must strictly follow these instructions. Stay indoors, remain at home, and ensure all doors are locked. Business closure all facilities is a critical retail stores are now closed. Warning to not approach anyone exhibiting unusual unusual speech, behavior, or appearance. If you see a human shaped object, do not make contact under any circumstances.

[00:36:11]Wait.

[00:36:12]Wait, but I got to go.

[00:36:14]It says run.

[00:36:24]Oh my god.

[00:36:34]OH LEAVE ME ALONE!

[00:36:35]>> [screaming] >> OH, COME ON!

[00:36:39]NO!

[00:36:40]DON'T TOUCH ME!

[00:36:46]>> [panting] >> OH MY GOD.

[00:36:49]OH MY GOD.

[00:36:51]Oh my god! LET ME IN!

[00:36:53]LET ME IN! I'LL WORK [screaming] HERE!

[00:37:01]YOU'RE LATE. IT'S OKAY. I already start for you. What? What is this? Why do you have my base?

[00:37:07]Don't worry. I'll take it from here. The shape fits me perfectly. Go to sleep.

[00:37:12]Stop it. That's my body. Give it back.

[00:37:14]Why? I do a better job than you anyway.

[00:37:16]I don't forget the shelves. I don't miss the dirt. That's not I was just tired.

[00:37:21]Are you sure you want to be you again?

[00:37:23]Everyone likes me more. You're not me.

[00:37:25]You're nothing.

[00:37:26]Bro, I don't care about the job. Just have it. Why are we arguing about the job that I hate?

[00:37:34]Wait, am I Oh god. Who am I? I don't I don't even know who I am anymore.

[00:37:42]>> [snorts] >> I don't know who I am anymore.

[00:37:48]Why do I want to work?

[00:37:56]Why would I want to work?

[00:38:00]My nose hurts.

[00:38:06]I don't know what else I need to stock.

[00:38:12]Are you guys seeing what I'm missing?

[00:38:27]>> Oh.

[00:38:35]Oh my god.

[00:38:38]Hi.

[00:38:39]Now we just wait for the creepers.

[00:38:48]Here they come.

[00:38:52]They're all going to be off their heads, ain't it?

[00:38:55]They're all Look at them. They're all going to be demons.

[00:39:00]You're going to like you would have to be crazy to be human. Get out of here.

[00:39:05]Get out.

[00:39:07]Not in the mood.

[00:39:08]You have to be crazy to come out here with those warnings.

[00:39:15]Get out.

[00:39:16]Yeah, they're all demons.

[00:39:18]For sure. Get out.

[00:39:21]Hi. Hi.

[00:39:23]You know what? He's the only person that would come out with demons. I believe it.

[00:39:30]I promise you. He He He's normal. He He's not normal. He's not right yet, but he's like Hi.

[00:39:36]Oh.

[00:39:37]You're normal as well. Are you Are you like with him?

[00:39:40]Got to be right. Sure.

[00:39:43]Sure.

[00:39:46]They got to be with him.

[00:39:53]Are you a demon?

[00:39:56]Yep. Knew it.

[00:39:58]You got to leave. You got to leave. Get out.

[00:40:00]Get out.

[00:40:01]Hi.

[00:40:02]Hi.

[00:40:03]Go tonight. You're fine. Why you out here?

[00:40:06]Why you out here?

[00:40:09]Hi.

[00:40:10]Hi. Face hurt? Yeah, get out.

[00:40:12]Get out.

[00:40:16]Hi. Hi.

[00:40:18]Why you here?

[00:40:27]Okay, face is okay.

[00:40:30]Don't you know how to do this? Of course I do. Look.

[00:40:34]Get out.

[00:40:41]Is this how we're going to warm up tonight?

[00:40:43]>> [snorts] >> Crazy.

[00:40:48]Go tonight? Why you out?

[00:40:52]Um yeah, demon. DON'T LOOK BEHIND. GET OUT.

[00:40:58]LEAVE. BEGONE.

[00:41:00]Where's that person?

[00:41:02]How you doing, sir?

[00:41:05]You're easy to copy.

[00:41:07]Am I?

[00:41:08]Am I? Say that while you're walking out, buddy.

[00:41:12]Hey, you've been Oh, you are demon, too.

[00:41:16]Yeah.

[00:41:23]At least they're not attacking me, chat.

[00:41:27]For now.

[00:41:29]Maybe I didn't speak too soon.

[00:41:35]Long night, huh?

[00:41:37]Sure is.

[00:41:42]Is this on sale?

[00:41:44]No, it's not. It's full price.

[00:41:46]Bye-bye.

[00:41:52]Hurry up, sure.

[00:41:54]Mate, I want this night to end just as bad as you.

[00:42:02]Just as bad as you.

[00:42:05]No. No. Leave. Leave. I'm sorry, I don't speak that, whatever you're speaking.

[00:42:15]Find face.

[00:42:17]Find face. DEMON. OH MY GET OUT OF HERE.

[00:42:24]NO, HE HISSED AT ME WHEN I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

[00:42:28]YEAH. NO, you got to leave. You're too fast. You're too fast. You you You've had too many Red Bulls.

[00:42:34]Too many.

[00:42:38]Hey.

[00:42:39]Hey.

[00:42:40]Not now, huh?

[00:42:42]Tell me about it. Where you going?

[00:42:45]Okay, time to mop the floors.

[00:42:48]There we go.

[00:42:50]There we go.

[00:42:53]There we go.

[00:42:55]I missed a spot.

[00:42:59]I missed a spot.

[00:43:08]It's not an end.

[00:43:11]Uh I've just got goose bumps.

[00:43:13]Oh my god, it's an Let's not do another night.

[00:43:20]Oh my god.

[00:43:24]Go home.

[00:43:27]Ah.

[00:43:31]You want me to walk home when it's Oh yeah, I'm dead. GG's.

[00:43:36]Chat, I'm going to get chased. I'm going to panic when I die. And I It is what it is, but I'm not going to lie.

[00:43:43]Crazy.

[00:43:50]Dead end. I'm dead. I'm already dead.

[00:43:53]I'm already dead.

[00:44:06]Oh my god, I've got I've I have to give him a hug.

[00:44:13]>> [sighs and gasps] >> I come in peace.

[00:44:19]I come in peace.

[00:44:22]I come in peace.

[00:44:26]Yeah.

[00:44:27]Life is hard, isn't it? World bills, people in our ass. What are you? You don't have to do this anymore. No more shifts, no more fear, just sleep.

[00:44:35]Why don't you just give up? Give me your body. Let me take your shape. You can finally rest.

[00:44:41]Give your shape.

[00:44:46]Chat yes or no.

[00:44:50]YOU CAN HAVE MY BODY.

[00:44:52]>> [screaming] [bell] [screaming] >> [ __ ] OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE MY BODY.

[00:45:16]I I don't even like my body.

[00:45:18]I don't even I don't even like it. You can have it. You can have it. I don't care. You can have it. Hi. Sir.

[00:45:24]Sir, I've changed my mind.

[00:45:26]Changed my mind.

[00:45:27]Changed my mind. You can have it.

[00:45:29]I've changed it. I've changed my mind.

[00:45:31]You can have it.

[00:45:32]I I I give in that easily, I do. I do. I do give in that easily. You scared the [ __ ] life out of me. Course you can have it.

[00:45:49]I'm happy with that. I'm now a rock.

[00:45:53]I'm happy with that.

[00:45:55]I live a I can live happily ever after as a rock. I've always wanted to be a rock.

[00:46:01]I'm always it's a W game.

[00:46:04]W game.

[00:46:06]W game, W rock. My dream My goals and dreams have just been achieved right there.

[00:46:17]Wait, wait. I will try again if it will let me.

[00:46:20]Will it let me try again?

[00:46:24]Will it let me try again?

[00:46:26]I'll try again. I'll try again. I'll try again.

[00:46:29]Bro, did you see how fast he ran, though? Where do I go?

[00:46:36]Get your ass home.

[00:46:38]He's just going to get me. He's rapid.

[00:46:45]He's rapid.

[00:46:52]I got a plan. Okay, I'll try. I'll try.

[00:46:54]I'll try. I won't give him my body.

[00:46:56]I won't give him my body.

[00:47:00]I won't give him my body.

[00:47:02]All right.

[00:47:06]Can I Can I Can I play again?

[00:47:09]Yo, just put me put me in again.

[00:47:20]Continue.

[00:47:25]Oh, I hate being chased.

[00:47:28]Oh, I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it.

[00:47:35]You have stamina as well. I don't like that.

[00:47:40]Do you reckon I can run around the whole building? Probably, right?

[00:47:46]I hate being chased, bro. Oh, this is not going to be good.

[00:47:52]>> [sighs] >> Okay, let's say no.

[00:47:56]No.

[00:48:03]We're not going to turn around.

[00:48:18]I GOT A LIMITED STAMINA. YOU KNOW THAT.

[00:48:20]WE'RE NOT GOING TO TURN AROUND. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TURN AROUND. We're not going to turn around. I don't want to turn around. I don't want to turn around. I don't want to turn around. I don't want to turn around. I don't want to turn around.

[00:48:29]I don't want to turn around.

[00:48:32]I'm fast as [ __ ] boy.

[00:48:36]Wait, which one is my house?

[00:48:39]This one.

[00:48:47]HEY!

[00:48:47]>> [screaming] >> LIBBY! WRONG HOUSE! AH!

[00:48:50]HEY!

[00:48:51]NO! NO! NO! [screaming] NO!

[00:48:55]>> [groaning] >> WAS THAT the wrong house?

[00:49:20]Was that the wrong house?

[00:49:22]That was the right house. I'm good with my co- Yo, I'm actually good with my bearings.

[00:49:55]>> How do I open the house?

[00:50:02]Try the front door. That was the front door.

[00:50:25]Oh my god.

[00:50:37]HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT!

[00:50:57]I TRIED TO GET MY KEY OUT.

[00:51:27]WHAT?

[00:51:29]MATE, are you hearing my keyboard? I I'm not double tapping. I am smashing it.

[00:51:38]I don't get it.

[00:51:40]I don't get it. My my my My house wants me dead.

[00:51:44]My house wants me dead.

[00:51:50]I don't understand.

[00:52:02]I don't understand.

[00:52:04]I'm going to try the back, but then if I can't go in through the back, then I have no clue, chat.

[00:52:16]If I can't go in through the back, then I have no clue.

[00:52:30]GGs.

[00:52:36]TIME OUT.

[00:52:37][ __ ] He ain't got me.

[00:52:53]He ain't got me.

[00:52:58]He ain't got me.

[00:53:03]He ain't got me.

[00:53:06]I promise you he ain't got me.

[00:53:09]Run.

[00:53:11]Run.

[00:53:12]Run.

[00:53:14]Run.

[00:53:16]Oh, [ __ ] Wait, what's going on?

[00:53:20]There's different lanes.

[00:53:23]Wait, what? No.

[00:53:31]Oh, you can run the opposite way.

[00:53:41]You can run the opposite way. Oh. Oh, yeah.

[00:53:46]I got I got that easy. I got that easy.

[00:53:48]I got that easy.

[00:53:50]OH, NO. NO.

[00:53:52]YOU'RE NOT TOUCHING ME, MATE.

[00:53:55]YOU AIN'T TOUCHING ME.

[00:53:58]WHY DIDN'T WE just run the opposite way?

[00:54:01]It's because I tried that beforehand and it said you can't go this way, so I thought it was blocked.

[00:54:07]I'm not cheating, bro. I'm a professional gamer.

[00:54:12]I'm not cheating.

[00:54:14]Oh, god.

[00:54:16]Oh. Oh.

[00:54:20]I ain't cheating, bro. Would I ever cheat chat? No.

[00:54:25]No. I know exactly what to do. You ain't You ain't taking my body.

[00:54:29]You ain't You ain't taking this ass.

[00:54:32]Not today.

[00:54:37]I hear him behind me.

[00:54:40]Yep. I know exactly where to go.

[00:54:43]Yep.

[00:54:45]Oh, no. There's a guy down there. What do I do?

[00:54:48]What do I Screw.

[00:54:53]Oh, look at that. My home.

[00:54:57]It's heaven.

[00:55:02]I always beat the game for you guys.

[00:55:06]I told you I'm a professional gamer and I will always win.

[00:55:19]There's more?

[00:55:22]Doctor.

[00:55:24]Oh, was this just a dream?

[00:55:27]Time for you to go home. You're shift manager for a while. I must have fallen asleep.

[00:55:32]Whatever. Just get some real sleep sleep tomorrow.

[00:55:35]Why is it saying go home again?

[00:55:38]Oh, come on.

[00:55:45]Now it >> [sighs] >> Wait, I got two homes apparently.

[00:55:52]Let's go to the original one.

[00:55:55]Let's go to the original one.

[00:55:57]I hope he does do.

[00:56:00]>> [panting] >> You're going to freak out on me, buddy, are you?

[00:56:07]You okay?

[00:56:08]You was red just a minute ago.

[00:56:12]I trust that.

[00:56:15]I trust that. That tree just moved. Did you see that?

[00:56:20]Am I bugging?

[00:56:24]I told you this was my house.

[00:56:26]I know where my house is.

[00:56:28]Oh, we made it.

[00:56:34]I love it that we beat a game ending A.

[00:56:36]We never get B, or C, or D, or E, or F.

[00:56:39]We always get A star.

[00:56:43]It was just a dream.

[00:56:46]W game. Probably one of the best games I've ever played in my whole entire life.

[00:56:51]And I'm not just saying that cuz I beat it.

[00:56:55]W game. W session.

[00:56:58]Good job, guys.

[00:57:00]Good job.

[00:57:02]Oh, that was easy.

[00:57:03]Woo.