This Is Why You Never Give Up! - Champions League Aichi Round 3

追加: 2026-05-19

[00:00:00]All right, back into the action over in Japan. They just started up another round or another match on the round.

[00:00:06]Crustal, what the [ __ ] Are you kidding me dream?

[00:00:13]Dude, please tell me there's a tech card in that on the other side. Psychic energy. Oh, turn two mind bend.

[00:00:20]Yeah, we went back in time for this one.

[00:00:22]From round four to round three. M energy found. This dweeb is ready to rock and roll.

[00:00:34]Dude, I'm hyped for some crustle action.

[00:00:40]We're getting crusty out here.

[00:00:44]That's my cue to go to sleep.

[00:00:49]The litho myth. The return of the lithamoth.

[00:00:57]All right, the dweebs are out. Triple dweeb and into the ascension. Got to go fast.

[00:01:07]It is a monkey dory build.

[00:01:10]Some chat mentioned this is the same player they got. What? Top four at Osaka.

[00:01:14]And the crust is online.

[00:01:18]Looks like uh looking pretty sloppy over there on the right hand side. Let's see if they put a Tekken for the crust in their slot box.

[00:01:34]rocks. Okay, this will be a good This will This should show us. Oh. Oh, that's just Pac-Man.

[00:01:40]It's an Absol build. Okay.

[00:01:43]Is that raging bolt?

[00:01:46]That must be a Kangaskhan. They at least have Pacmian. I don't know if they have anything else.

[00:01:53]Angus gone.

[00:01:55]All right. Two monkey dories. Okay. So, it is Absol box.

[00:02:05]What does Absol Box beat? Am I trolling?

[00:02:09]But we're your favorite against uh Bolt.

[00:02:15]Do you beat anything else?

[00:02:26]All right, there's the the pass doesn't end up benching the water pawn cross number two ready to go.

[00:02:32]We get the third. Oh, okay. Some growing energy on the active and then pass. All right, over to the other side once again.

[00:02:41]Got mine bend. We got Pimeian. We have some things to attack with. Uh it's not looking like it's going to be enough here though. would be my guess, especially with the player's reaction there. Just kind of laughing at the situation. Let's see, though. Let's see.

[00:02:55]Maybe they got something. Maybe they're cooking.

[00:03:11]I think Absolox could beat the radian bolts with a good claw turn.

[00:03:17]Nah, I don't think you can beat any ogre pond deck. I think you're just getting cooked by the ogre ponds or it's at least got to be unfavorable. I mean, you kind of function as like your own ogre pond deck against ogre pond decks, but you're like a Kangaskhan ogre pond deck when they're when you go up against an ogre pond deck, but ogre pond decks are better at being ogre pond decks than absol boxes, I would assume. Another growing energy. This crust is getting too thick.

[00:03:40]Then into the lily. And honestly, there's actually no reason to attack here. You should probably just wait to boss monkey dories. And I assume that is how they're going to tackle the situation. But I guess we'll see cuz you can just chill here and then eventually draw to boss boss the monkey dory.

[00:03:57]I don't see a reason to get aggressive ahead of time and like yeah cuz you punch kangar you just leave damage and play for monkey dory. All right. That makes no sense. You definitely just chill here. Wait for boss.

[00:04:07]Yeah swinging is like the only way to lose unless time was really an issue. But they still have 28 minutes left. Both players are playing pretty quickly, so shouldn't be a big deal.

[00:04:19]Third Crusty online. And there's the passover. Okay, over to the other side.

[00:04:22]Draw for turn. It is an Ultra Ball.

[00:04:24]That's really cool. And Cipher Maniac.

[00:04:26]You can get any two cards you want out of your deck with Cipher Maniac. That's sick. How much HP does Cross have right now?

[00:04:34]We get one KOed by the Pacmian PM cap at 180.

[00:04:41]Oo. So if there wasn't another growing energy, then we actually could one hit KO this crustle here at Pimeian.

[00:04:47]But you can just punch it really hard. I mean that's a good start. I feel like him hard.

[00:04:55]We need Cologne back. No, dude. There's a million things. Dude, why do people keep saying that? Why do I keep seeing that? If you want to beat Crust, it is so easy to beat Crust right now. We don't need We don't need cancelling Cologne back.

[00:05:11]I've seen people say that way too many times.

[00:05:15]There are six billion cards in the format that just beat Crustal. You just have to You just have to put them in your deck. We just need Cologne back. Oh, true. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:05:27]You're right. My bad. What if I just want it?

[00:05:31]Well, you want it then. You don't We don't You don't need it.

[00:05:40]President's Art KGA, which is good. I think this is a uh I don't think this is a Kangaskhan build. I think it's the Monkey Dory build.

[00:05:52]And there's that first KO on a Monkey Dory there.

[00:05:58]We definitely needed to see. And I feel like it was possible. I don't I feel like the the slot box player here could have been like attacking with monkey dorsies a couple turns ago and just like putting any any amount I don't know what they're waiting for. Maybe they're waiting for like some bigger play, but I don't I don't see the I don't see the vision as of right now. I don't see the vision.

[00:06:24]Also, cancelelling cologne lets you KO one crystal like. And then what about the next one?

[00:06:37]Okay. Okay. So, not cancelling clone.

[00:06:38]What about Hexmaniac? Oh, and then you could miracle headset. Hexmaniac again.

[00:06:45]Body nerd.

[00:06:47]All right. Boss on the other crystal.

[00:06:49]Genius. Genius. Love to see it.

[00:06:58]into the petrol.

[00:07:00]I'm actually What are they going to get?

[00:07:01]Like a crispin here or Oh, the cape.

[00:07:04]That'll make him beefy.

[00:07:09]Definitely is the the worst deck to watch play against. So, there's playing solitire.

[00:07:14]Yeah. What the not recommended as a spectator.

[00:07:18]Crystal watching is not recommended as a spectator sport for sure. Crab watching.

[00:07:32]Okay. Into the Crispen.

[00:07:34]I mean, they're getting some energy here.

[00:07:47]Box going for the deck out angle.

[00:07:50]Uh, nah, they're just going home after that.

[00:07:54]They're going home. That's what's go That's where they're going.

[00:08:03]I like Crust watching. It's like those videos where someone is just walking around Tokyo on a rainy day.

[00:08:09]This is the first time hearing of those.

[00:08:10]Is that a thing?

[00:08:13]People just like film themselves walking around.

[00:08:17]This is the first time I'm hearing of that.

[00:08:22]Curtis, but of course. But of course.

[00:08:25]All right, grab number two. Getting ready to go.

[00:08:31]We still have yet to see the Okay, that's a cipher maniac before Kangaskhan. We're getting aggressive with something. I don't know what it is, but we're getting aggressive. This is it.

[00:08:42]This is the moment.

[00:08:47]Draw two. What do we get?

[00:08:50]Judge, bro, we're [ __ ] man. We lose.

[00:08:54]Judge. We got a judge for what?

[00:08:59]Pack it up, man. Pack. It's done. Oh, hold up. We're sniping. Boom. We got the monkey Dory. We did it. Now, does this build actually have ice cream? Maybe the build doesn't have ice cream. So, actually, honestly, a snipe on a Monkey Dory is pretty high value if there's no Oh, there's I see the ice cream in the hand. Never mind.

[00:09:23]Poke gear. Looking for that boss, I assume.

[00:09:26]Boss, Monkey Dory. Still pretty good here. There we go. Boss's orders. You're cooked, buddy. Bro, everyone's just going after the monkey dorys. Water pond kale monkey dory. Crustal player koing the monkey dory. Like, what the [ __ ] Not very cool. Not very chill of them.

[00:09:43]And there we go. The monkey door is going down here.

[00:09:55]Jokes aside, TBC needs to print something broken. These sets uh these coming sets are underwhelming. We honestly maybe just need to We should It's better that we wait for Dragapult to rotate and that resets the power creep than for us to for them to print something broken.

[00:10:10]Actually, they could just print like an anti-dragon card and then be fine. A card that's like not good except against Dragapult and it just body Dragapult.

[00:10:15]I'd be fine with that. Or they could just ban Dragapult. Like honestly, would anyone be that mad if they just banned Dragapole?

[00:10:30]Like, would it really be like would anyone actually be mad? Would anyone care? Dragon Ball players, I don't even know if that's true because in the Dragapult, a lot of Dragapult players play Dragapult because it's the best deck, not because it's their favorite deck. They they like winning. They don't like Dragapult. A lot of the players that play Dragapults, I think if you asked Tor, and honestly I think Tor would probably succeed more if Draalt didn't exist.

[00:10:57]Now, don't quote me for sure, but I think if you asked Tor, I think he'd be down for a Dragon Ball band. I'm not going to lie.

[00:11:05]Maybe he loves Dragon Ball, though. I don't know. He does like drawing cards, I feel like. So, he's probably a big Recon Directive fan.

[00:11:12]But he could maybe play Zoro then. He'd be free from Dragon Prison cuz he could play Zor now. They could actually trade with Zoro.

[00:11:19]What about a drippy ban? That sounds a little bit malicious. We can we should leave the drippies alone.

[00:11:26]Okay, we we seen a hit. Finally, cross punch active.

[00:11:36]Oh, the softbox player hasn't conceded yet.

[00:11:40]Oh, hold on. The Mojidor is back now. But one thing you can do as a slot box player is you can run around a lot between other cards. So, is there a way the guy on the right will win this match?

[00:11:55]Uh, that's the third. I mean, it's kind of happening.

[00:12:02]Not really. Like, not realistically, but I mean, they're doing things. Stuff's happening. Look out.

[00:12:15]Okay, into the cat. I assume it's going to be for Crispen to get some of these dark energy set up. Yeah, there's a crispy.

[00:12:21]You can get the water pawn as well. Set up a little bit more to respond to a potential monkey bench. But yeah, you got some damage on this Kangaskhan. You can start to move over to the other side.

[00:12:30]I mean, it's uh it's not much, but it's it's honest work. You know, we're putting in a put in effort over here on the slot box side. Would you ban the pt or the dra? Dra seems like it enables the whole thing. That is honestly a fair point. You could just ban the dralo. That that is actually fair.

[00:12:55]I don't think that that doesn't sound egregious to me. That seems like it wouldn't be completely unreasonable.

[00:13:01]Well, here's where you'd want to boss KO Monkey Dory again if you had the possibility to do it. I don't know if they have that in hand, though.

[00:13:11]print a new Draclo and ban the old one.

[00:13:13]That is You'd have to Yeah, you'd have to print a new Draclo as well. But nah, you know what? Just if they want to play with it, they can play rare candy. [ __ ] them.

[00:13:22]Let's see. Boo, [ __ ] them this time.

[00:13:28]They've been [ __ ] enough people with bed.

[00:13:31]It's time for the reversal.

[00:13:40]B and the Dracloak. They can use your candy.

[00:13:52]Okay. Into the Poke Gear. Feel like Dragon enables versatility in deckling though. What format are you playing?

[00:13:58]King Heracross.

[00:14:01]All right. Another Crisen enabled here.

[00:14:03]Do we have another grass energy would be my question.

[00:14:10]We do. Okay. Triple crust online.

[00:14:14]It does not get more crusty than this.

[00:14:17]Maximum crust. We've achieved it.

[00:14:20]Mortage conviction in the hand.

[00:14:26]Oh, we're skipping ahead. I don't know what happened there.

[00:14:30]Oh, wait. We can't mortise conviction.

[00:14:31]We just crisped. That'd be cheating.

[00:14:34]No P. No punch. I feel like at this point, well, maybe not. Maybe that's not correct to just commit to the punch.

[00:14:41]Okay. No punch. Just pass into the liies. Shuffle draw six. Okay.

[00:14:47]Time is becoming like a little bit of a concern here if we're not going to punch to be honest. And I can understand not punching there for sure because we don't feel comfortable to be able to deal with two monkey dorys being online.

[00:15:00]Um, so we're we're looking for boss for sure. We want to go boss kale monkey dory.

[00:15:05]Um, and then we'll go from there. I think they do have pokey gear dark and monkey dory in hand. So they can definitely boss kale monkey and heal some of this damage on the side of the field as well.

[00:15:16]The judge.

[00:15:18]I mean, I say that like it's going to do anything, but Oh, big play here. Judge from the slot box side. The crystal player had six cards. Now they have four.

[00:15:30]Are we going to see another pass here from Slop? Second Monkey Dory setup.

[00:15:36]Hold on.

[00:15:38]Hold on to your hats, folks. It's getting wild out here. Can Crussell find boss to kill the monkey Dory again?

[00:15:47]K. Not kill. Pokemon don't die. All right, draw for turn. THAT'S A BOSS. Oh no, the judge failed. The boss was still found and the monkey door is going to go down. This is devastating.

[00:16:03]All right, goodbye monkey dory.

[00:16:06]One at least one more monkey dory to deal with. I don't know how many night stretcher they play, but they are down two monkey dory and a night stretcher here. The only thing the crustle player has KO'ed has been Was that a Did they ask for a deck count there, bro? They're looking for that the deck out windcon here for sure. 16 minutes left.

[00:16:26]Why the Seinfeld voice? I honestly didn't think about it that way at all until you guys mentioned it. I guess it does sound a little bit like Jerry.

[00:16:34]I did not uh is not something I did consciously.

[00:16:39]You'll see any interesting viable undiscovered sauce at LA?

[00:16:43]I don't know. It would have to happen.

[00:16:45]That No, that's a stupid question. Don't ask me that ever again.

[00:16:49]The thing that's unpredictable and you couldn't predict, do you think it'll happen? Uh, see, the thing is, uh, all right, back into it with the petrol.

[00:17:01]Petrol for boss, I assume, is going to be the play here. And then we should be almost fully exhausted. Oh, that's not a boss. That's a crispen.

[00:17:15]What's the deal with crystals?

[00:17:20]Oh, we're punching now. We were scared of two monkey door, but we're not scared of one monkey door. But hold on. Will two monkey doors now turn into one or will one monkey door now turn into two monkey dories?

[00:17:30]First with the two off the Kangaskhan.

[00:17:42]Oh, hang on. The monkey door is back.

[00:17:44]But do we have a dark energy for it?

[00:17:47]That is a fighting energy.

[00:17:50]That is an E switch. I mean, E switch like gives you one extra use this turn, but that's all it gives you.

[00:17:59]All right, moving 30 more up that damage on that bench crust.

[00:18:05]You definitely would have preferred another dark energy there, but I'm going to have to settle. And there's the pass.

[00:18:09]Okay, 14 minutes left. I'm still not too concerned about the time, but okay. Monkey Dory on the other side coming in now. That's right, folks. We got an Adrenrain battle going down here.

[00:18:21]Monkey Dory here, Monkey Dory there, adrenal brain everywhere.

[00:18:27]And the damage is ping ponging back and forth from one side to the other. WHERE IT STOPS, no one knows.

[00:18:35]We still have yet to see across the fall. So, it's looking tough.

[00:18:42]And a punch back onto the active. We got what? 240 on the active there.

[00:18:48]Still only one Dory set. Do we have another dark energy for this other Dory?

[00:18:51]First draw two with Kangaskhan. What do we got? Let's get grass and something energy. Not a dark though.

[00:19:07]They're saying megaology uses first attack crushes this crustle dreams missed energy buddy. Nice try. No shot.

[00:19:25]Oh, wait. We're going to so the monkey dory. Hold on. Wait. This is a play right here. Has he cooked? He's maybe cooked. Has he cooked up the juice?

[00:19:34]The Saab is in, but still only one monkey door setup on the slop side.

[00:19:41]13 minutes left. Deck out is still a possibility into the Lily. I don't know what we're looking for here.

[00:20:00]Oh, we got the mist. No, the monkey is mobile again.

[00:20:05]Okay. Well, that was shortlived.

[00:20:08]All right. Moving 30 back over.

[00:20:11]I actually don't even know where this 30 goes. Back to the Kangaskhan. I actually Yeah, sure. Why not?

[00:20:20]Can we finally find another dark energy for this monkey dory, please?

[00:20:26]And the Saab is cooked at this point. No more sobbing.

[00:20:31]You could torrential pump and leave the energy on the active, I guess, at this point. Maybe that's the move.

[00:20:37]But we need to set up another monkey dory. This is actually way closer than I thought it would be. I did not think it would get this close. We're still a ways away from a dub on the slot box side.

[00:20:46]But when do people start calling toolboxes slop?

[00:20:59]What do you mean? It's called slop box.

[00:21:01]Toolbox slop slop.

[00:21:06]Okay. Second monkey door setup. That's big. Found that prism energy. And we got the trench pump KO. No, don't shuffle.

[00:21:11]Don't shuffle.

[00:21:14]Okay, they didn't shuffle. Thank goodness. I thought they were about to shuffle that.

[00:21:21]The crust does have ice cream. Uh, yes.

[00:21:23]And we will see the ice cream hit here theoretically. Potentially, eventually.

[00:21:27]Maybe not, though.

[00:21:30]Just a punch. No cream. Hold up.

[00:21:33]That's 210 on the crust.

[00:21:36]We're not done yet. It's not over.

[00:21:41]We We keep going.

[00:21:48]Wait, how much does that have? Has 290.

[00:21:53]Oh, so we can't quite KO with two monkeys here.

[00:22:03]We got to like retreat to everything here. Like now we retreat to a Ldios or something. I don't know.

[00:22:10]A cat. I don't know about the cat retreat. Oh, there's not that many boss left though. Maybe this does work. Oh, what the [ __ ] is that?

[00:22:20]What? The Bianca, the full heel, dude.

[00:22:23]These crusts can't keep getting away with this. What is that, dude? No.

[00:22:29]Hopes and dreams shattered.

[00:22:32]THE BE WHO THE [ __ ] PLAYS THAT, BRO?

[00:22:35]Don't you have enough? Four ice creams, monkey dorys, and the Bianca. Wait, is it called Bianca? Dude, what the heck was that? We worked so hard to get to this moment. That's devastating.

[00:22:47]That is awful.

[00:22:49]Oh my gosh. Okay, now it's probably cooked. It's probably cooked.

[00:22:54]I just know he's pissed, bro. It was actually kind of coming together here.

[00:22:58]It was starting to come together here.

[00:23:00]Insane.

[00:23:06]That is just some absurdity.

[00:23:11]Now it actually might come down to deck out.

[00:23:15]I was going to use Pimeian cuz it's not about drawing a prize card.

[00:23:20]Oh man. And then the Lana's aid. Oh my goodness. Yeah, it's not about drawing a single prize card. It's about um cuz if you attack with Pacian, the Pacifician just gets KO'ed and you don't have a way to recover it. So like if you attack with Pimonian right now, it just doesn't matter. So you got to like try and build up as much as you can through the monkey doors and then eventually get to the pacimonian.

[00:23:44]The pimeian is like either really good early on to it's good early to like uh KO like maybe the only crystal that can attack and play or it's good late to like get through the last crystal. But once three crustles are developed the attack on pimeian makes zero sense basically.

[00:24:03]Dude, that's just insane. The Bianca actually is absurd if he bench his monkey gets sobbed. Oh, true. Yeah, I think this actually just comes down to deck out. It looks like it looks like it's just going to come down to deck out. I assume the Crustle player's ahead on deck out as well. But I actually Oh, no. But Lily Count could get involved here actually. Yeah. Who has more liies left, right?

[00:24:27]But the slot box deck doesn't play that many Lily as well. We'll see.

[00:24:34]Oh, but can't they infinitely Oh, that's what they're doing with the water energy. They're going to shuffle all the energy back into the deck. They're just going to They can just infinitely shuffle back.

[00:24:44]Oh, no.

[00:24:48]Wait. Slop's going to win. Oh, this is a roick. Oh no. Wait. This is an insane dub.

[00:24:58]Who could have predicted?

[00:25:02]Dude, they looked so defeated. The the loss box player looks so defeated. Or the slot box player looks so defeated when the game started. But we're here now.

[00:25:12]Zerosic for many. Lily can't even save you at this point. We push up the water pawn. Shuffle three back.

[00:25:19]Oh, and yeah, now that Crust player realizes, oh no.

[00:25:25]Oh my gosh, that's insane.

[00:25:30]They've got a monkey dory with a dark and they've got one more miss to work with.

[00:25:34]Go for a punch for 120. Now they're getting aggressive cuz they know they have to. The only win condition is to get aggressive. But with two monkey dori set up on the other side and the potential of an eventual pimeian.

[00:25:44]I don't know. This is looking winnable here. A run to a meow and a pass.

[00:25:49]There's some ice cream.

[00:25:59]There's a punch or 120 more. You just got to keep swinging.

[00:26:04]And on the other side, you got to keep running away.

[00:26:09]Here we go. Here. 30 more. I don't think we should heal six off the active. I think it should be 30 off the water pond and 30 off the Meowth. To be honest, I'm not sure about healing six off Meowth.

[00:26:19]You have a lot of things you can run to, though. Got a lot of time to run between targets here. I think we're at a boss on the crystal side as well.

[00:26:40]Draw. There we go. There's a punch for 120. Oh, they chose not to punch.

[00:26:46]Loading up another energy on the Wellspring. There we Go six over deactivate. It finally goes down. The crystal has fallen. He's dead.

[00:26:56]And the people rejoice. The village is saved.

[00:27:01]There's a pass. Next crust online.

[00:27:04]Moving six more over once again. We can repeat the water pawn process. Keep shuffling the energy back to the deck.

[00:27:15]There she attaches a retreat. Shuffle three back. We never deck out first.

[00:27:19]That means you have to attack as crustable, but they're choosing not to attack. There we go. Shuffle three back.

[00:27:25]They won't be the first to deck out back to the crust side.

[00:27:34]Yeah, I feel like the crustle player just never picked a lane. And now we see they're kind of doing this a little bit too late. They're going down this route a little bit too late. They keep flip-flopping. You got to you just got to either be swinging or not be swinging. If you swing and you stop swinging, that gives the monkey dory player plenty of time to move all the damage over to your side. Oh, they have another boss. Oh, wait. We knew they had this boss. They got the Saab.

[00:27:54]Oh, hang on. Is there something tricky with some kind of switch card going on here, though?

[00:28:01]Can we catch the water pawn this turn?

[00:28:04]Does that even do enough even if we theoretically could?

[00:28:08]Well, no. We heal six. We don't even die next turn. Geez, man. Wait, no, we would actually. 3 plus 120 switch night treasure psychic mind bend.

[00:28:24]Wait, does that even do anything though?

[00:28:25]They just retreat the water pond, right?

[00:28:29]Well, it doesn't get KO'ed, I guess.

[00:28:30]Sure.

[00:28:36]You just move six off the active.

[00:28:39]Don't you move six off the active? Six off the active and kill the monkey door and then retreat. Okay, this is like this literally does nothing. This is literally absolutely nothing.

[00:28:46]Three minutes left though. Time is still a concern.

[00:28:57]Ooh, deates the Pimeian bench. Going to opt not to. There is still one boss. The crust player has one boss left, right?

[00:29:03]Draw for turn. They've played a lot of liies. They've played at least two liies. This might be the last lily. They do not have that many cards left in the deck total.

[00:29:13]Oh, that's it. That's actually all six.

[00:29:15]They actually just deck out. It's over.

[00:29:17]What? They've done it. They've defeated the crust, dude. What an insane match.

[00:29:22]Oh my gosh. They did have a lot of monkey dories and they had the never deck out windcon. Insane dub, bro. Let's go. The crush has been defeated.

[00:29:33]Absolutely absurd.