Jokes On You Pod | Episode 185: French Bread

Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:01]The jokes on the jokes on the jokes on you on the jokes on you.

[00:00:16]On you. If you're easily offended on you. If you secretly hate women.

[00:00:25]They got so much in store. Talking about whoring, how not to be boring. Yeah.

[00:00:32]Yeah.

[00:00:36]Just for the ladies that give nasty, dark and funny. If you mess up, you say that you're right. Well, the jokes on you get it.

[00:00:52]>> Period.

[00:00:54]>> Insane.

[00:00:55]>> Insane. Hi, welcome back. I'm Tally. I'm Mel >> and we're Jokes on you pot.

[00:01:01]>> Oh, that's good.

[00:01:02]>> You did it.

[00:01:03]>> But um what does it give? Morning announcements.

[00:01:05]>> Morning announcements. Yes.

[00:01:06]>> Like super short show.

[00:01:08]>> Yeah.

[00:01:09]>> Yeah. Um they weren't really siblings.

[00:01:11]>> It's a late night. We're recording. It's evening.

[00:01:14]>> They they you know they complain when we get out of here in 45 minutes and talk about the time.

[00:01:18]>> I I understand.

[00:01:19]>> They be complaining about a lot, but we don't have to cuss them out.

[00:01:21]>> I I understand. I'm not going to cuss nobody out because at the end of the day, this my [ __ ] show.

[00:01:27]I'm still in the [ __ ] house.

[00:01:28]>> I'm still in the [ __ ] house.

[00:01:29]So, I mean, I appreciate y'all. We love y'all. But sometimes, you know, and I think when it's because I don't think podcasting gets looked at like art or like performance, but like if a singer got on stage and sang all the songs, you know what I'm saying, in 45 minutes and they was done and they did what they came to do that day, what are they supposed to do? Stand up there and hum?

[00:01:49]Like, >> or I feel like >> it ain't like we can't talk for 15 minutes. I don't know. Maybe I'm being younger because we we we we bash the episodes and we have a fixed amount of time in the studio and that's why we be rushing. That's it's not cuz we we can't give him too many laughs. It's like no, we have we have a set amount of time >> and we can't take you know how we talk.

[00:02:06]So we cannot be disrespectful people after us.

[00:02:09]>> So the first episode might be longer because we were not cognizant like >> and if Ronnie not here, we're just going to keep on talking.

[00:02:16]>> We're just going to keep on talking.

[00:02:16]Like she not here right now. Who knows what the [ __ ] we about we going to talk.

[00:02:19]Um, oh, someone who listened to the podcast asked me something yesterday.

[00:02:25]Yes, I was just at work and I could not say any I could not confirm what you were asking me. I was not trying to be nasty by being vague. Yes. Um, just someone asked, "Was I me from this?" And I was like, >> I was like, "What? That's crazy." But you know, Zoom chats and stuff like that be recorded like they see everything you say. So, I just didn't want to.

[00:02:48]>> Yeah. You want me to confirm that I'm the girl who be talking about my booty hoes and dicks, >> right?

[00:02:52]>> At work. I'm at work.

[00:02:52]>> Well, I don't think that meant no harm.

[00:02:54]I just wanted to say here cuz she was very sweet. Yes.

[00:02:56]>> Um, but yes. So, that is me. And then also, can I just cuss really quickly?

[00:03:00]>> Oh, yeah. She got a good cuss. Go.

[00:03:02]>> I got a good cuss. That cuss. Yes.

[00:03:04]>> I have been doing this podcast for six years at this point. It's about to be going on seven really soon, which is crazy.

[00:03:13]Everyone who loves me, whether that's my mama, my daddy, my grandma, my cousins, my [ __ ] your [ __ ] whoever [ __ ] that listens to this [ __ ] podcast knows exactly who I am. And this is a publicly publicly broadcast show. It ain't no secret. You don't need no password to listen to this [ __ ] So, if you're taking bits and pieces of something that I'm saying out of context and then running it back to someone in my life to try to prove a point or move some [ __ ] in my life, I swear to God, every time you mention my name, you going to get a boil on your [ __ ] ass, [ __ ] Don't ever watch this podcast thinking you moving and shaking something in my life. That [ __ ] is ne especially especially the person that I'm talking to. I have quite literally never done anything to you.

[00:03:58][ __ ] and it is the what I will not get into details because obviously I can't say much here but it was the most it was the most ungirl thing that I have ever experienced in my entire life and you're going in a [ __ ] jar >> tonight I just haven't had a chance to do it >> in the pot like random >> literally with your with your [ __ ] notepads running back and it's like >> she said she takes dick from the back >> and then she said goofy [ __ ] yuck I hate I and this has happened to me before.

[00:04:28]>> This has happened to me before. So like I'm not >> in the early >> in the early early early back in the day, but it's just like I think that [ __ ] is so low brow. I think it's so weak to and IN THAT SITUATION, WHY YOU WHY YOU OUTSIDE with your drinks? Why you outside with your stuff? Why you outside having your fun yapping about what you perceive to be my business when we're on this podcast or if and this is for anybody who listens to a podcast because I want you to have some I hate to be like you know you done seen the wiz with his mask off or like you done caught a priest smoking a cigarette but you don't know what timeline any podcaster is talking about when they bring up an incident when they bring up something they did. I could say I did something yesterday and I did it four weeks ago.

[00:05:08]You never know what somebody doing this kind of work is talking about on their timeline. You don't you don't like women could be saying sometimes I just lie for fun which I don't be lying. But in the same breath like I don't know the [ __ ] was just nasty and the [ __ ] was just mean. And I've had people not even just this loser. I've had people go and tell my mama and my daddy stuff that I've said on the podcast. And it's like you think the people that laid down and made me and raised me don't >> and the reason I talk like I talk >> and the reason like why I talk like I talk don't know I am the way that I am.

[00:05:35]So, I just say like for everybody who enjoys the podcast and consumes it in a um artistic way and everybody who enjoys the podcast and and gives us like a [ __ ] fair shake here. Really appreciate you listening in good faith.

[00:05:49]But the rest of you [ __ ] you literally could just call me and we could talk. You ain't got to be [ __ ] uh big brother eye in the sky running my [ __ ] back to family [ __ ] the pastor, whoever the [ __ ] I don't I I swear to God, I don't give a [ __ ] two things cuz as a youngest child, we've talked about this before, I hate being told on cuz it's like who do you think has dominion over me? I am hell. I'm I wouldn't be here if I listened to people, you know?

[00:06:15]>> So like even when people telling me to my sisters, people telling me to you oh m it who the [ __ ] who gives a [ __ ] what you [ __ ] what talent think you going to [ __ ] me. See what I'm saying?

[00:06:25]>> I like I like some of the Gaga songs.

[00:06:27]>> No, it's the she know about camera literally. So, it's like I hate when a [ __ ] try to tell on me and also es especially we're talking to about roughly 10,000 people every day. I have told 10,000 people very deep details about my vagina. I don't give a [ __ ] clearly.

[00:06:43]>> Secondly, I don't like people who listen and don't listen to good faith even in a fans POV because I've been seeing [ __ ] from fans like you not a podcast ANR, >> right?

[00:06:53]>> You don't [ __ ] work at podcast inc.

[00:06:56]Stop [ __ ] stop trying to manage us in the comments in a nasty way. [ __ ] you.

[00:06:59]You know what I'm saying?

[00:07:00]>> Right. And don't listen like >> don't you don't have to listen to >> you don't have to listen. But but to the person that I'm talking to, you don't know espec because I will just go ahead and be without telling too much of my business. This involves some men are stressful people. You don't know. You don't know what that could have done to my personal life. What you said. You don't know what situations and it didn't do anything. I'm fine. But you don't know what situations women are in to where you taking your rat ass back to tell some [ __ ] to a [ __ ] and for what?

[00:07:34]>> Not even not even my [ __ ] I'm a sing I'm a single person >> and then it be half tea >> and it is half tea half tea half tea cold tea ice cold lipped and tea that you're carrying back. So I hope I hope it was worth it because let's say that [ __ ] ever does become my [ __ ] >> You know who won't be in his life? You.

[00:07:54]Cuz it's not even my [ __ ] But let's say it. Let's say let's say he ends up being my [ __ ] Who will be there?

[00:08:01]>> Who won't >> and WHO WON'T? SO, GOOD LUCK. GOOD LUCK.

[00:08:05]I hope it was worth it.

[00:08:07]>> What's uh Who is that? Shamia.

[00:08:13]>> I do not watch Real High Fives, but I follow so many people that do that. I feel like I'm second.

[00:08:19]>> You really should watch this season.

[00:08:21]>> I >> You don't need to know any past. Pinkie is getting dragged and now it's shifted more to KM Michelle and then something with the Kelly lady and and John Gray or >> so let's let's unpack a couple things.

[00:08:32]Let's start with Pinky. Pinky is a bunch of things happening there.

[00:08:38]Some of which are going to sound mean, some of which are true. You are being sued for wage theft and if not you, your entity is being sued for wage theft. And the way that you've gone about said wage theft has not been ideal. And people in the streets of Atlanta are not fond of that. They don't like to be stolen from.

[00:08:53]You have you had two businesses that people enjoy. Bar vegan was a time I never vegan. I never had a bad time in bar vegan.

[00:09:01]>> Well, I have that one night.

[00:09:02]>> Yes, that was terrible.

[00:09:03]>> Neither one of us.

[00:09:04]>> We had a bad night in bar vegan that night. But that was us. That wasn't that fault. That wasn't y'all fault. But I had would have never stepped my black ass foot in Bar Vegan if I knew them people wasn't being paid. I never ate at [ __ ] Vegan because I don't need greasy fake cheese. But I'm sure people would not be going there and spending that money.

[00:09:21]>> I went I followed the hype when they were in uh was it what area was that?

[00:09:24]Was like East Point or somewhere >> in the first location before they moved to Edgewood. I stood in the line, you know, cuz this is 2019. We were just having >> we're just doing [ __ ] Yeah.

[00:09:31]>> And it was good. And if I didn't mentally know I was eating a fake burger, it would have been great.

[00:09:37]>> No, I understand that. I just I'm not a big fan of vegan food, especially if it's like vegan style fast food because I could just eat the Whopper. You know what I'm saying? Like I'm straight.

[00:09:46]>> I'm still getting cholesterol here. she is not handling that well and it's translating on the show and it's an easy thing for the other girls to make fun of even like with um Angela being like I could throw a rock and hit 10 people you owe like you that should have been >> that's such an easy read cuz you can't be big money if you're stealing from people or not paying people >> exactly or not paying like the rent on the places that you have and it's sorry to say it she's just not an IT girl she's just not she doesn't have a ITG girl persona >> and people are saying it and I think people are getting playfully antilack and anti darkkinned black woman. And I I think that that is the person so quickly.

[00:10:21]>> Yes, people slip into that so fast, but it's not that. It's just it's just on her and it's not in her and it's translating to that on the show.

[00:10:28]>> She had the accomplishments of it girl, but it's not in her spirit. It's not exuding in the way. Even in the clips, I'm going to watch me a clip. If it come on time, I watch. I love watch I love mess. But even in her reads, you can tell like people are saying like you can tell she's male centered by the reads that she had. And I like that is very true cuz it's like oh weave and and lashes and oh you ain't got no it was all very like >> okay girl >> and you you I want the girls who don't have no hair to stop using the whole weave thing because you are sitting here cute ball as [ __ ] painted up. You have on a full face of makeup and your hair is dyed platinum and it's got a swirly in it. You are also >> right >> made up. You are also made up. So don't do that. I think with KM Michelle, >> okay, >> you remember KM Michelle and Love and Hip Hop?

[00:11:15]>> Yes.

[00:11:16]>> Love and hip hop is a different sport. I was explaining to this to somebody the other night. It's a different situation.

[00:11:21]It is who can be the loudest. It is who can have the biggest personality and be the most most boisterous. Oh, don't nobody want to [ __ ] with her. D. That's not the game on Real Housewives. The game on Real Housewives being the wittiest. The game on >> It's easy cuz it's it's low readers on Love Hip Hop. And not saying everybody on Real Housewives is smart cuz they not. But they they got a different kind of [ __ ] about them. Love hip hop is very baddies, very like you may get a hit or twin, but you're not going to fight for real. So it's like the rowdiness is kind of >> it's less about shade and more about >> right hitting people with flowers and [ __ ] like that, right? So I think KM Michelle >> because in that show except for when they were talking about her like domestic violence and stuff, I think that was very poorly handled. I do think that Rashida is reaping what she sowed by how she interacted with that situation and she might go to hell about it. It was terrible. It was awful.

[00:12:13]Didn't like it.

[00:12:14]>> It was absolutely terrible.

[00:12:15]>> It was absolutely awful. But outside of that, KM Michelle was like really Miss Big [ __ ] on the show outside of like Joselyn maybe. So I >> definitely outside of Joselyn. I think it was easy for her to shine on there because >> she could actually sing.

[00:12:26]>> She could actually sing.

[00:12:27]>> But nobody gives a [ __ ] about that on Real Housewives. They got multiple singers on there and you can't be Miss Big [ __ ] when you got [ __ ] like Porsha who are famous for being famous.

[00:12:37]And that is kind of like an accomplishment over there. She is famous for being friends with a famous for being famous [ __ ] and having a rich ass [ __ ] who invented airport HVAC. Like >> what the [ __ ] that even mean?

[00:12:50]>> SOMETHING ABOUT THE [ __ ] HVAC systems in the airport, as I understand it, correct me if I'm wrong, is different.

[00:12:55]He invented some way to push the [ __ ] air through the airports that made him a [ __ ] gazillionaire.

[00:13:03]Huh? Yeah. So, and she's truly a housewife. Like, it ain't like no me and my man make money together. And no, they don't. That man is a gazillionaire and Shmia slaps that [ __ ] 27piece mullet combo on and does what the [ __ ] she wants to do. So, you can't as K Michelle and then you married a dentist, which is not a dentist is a great job. A didn't you marry >> like Spongebob?

[00:13:26]>> He look like Spongebob. Daddy is >> look like daddy.

[00:13:29]>> Not Spongebob. Spongebob daddy.

[00:13:32]>> He do look like that cookie sponge.

[00:13:34]>> He do. Not the grandma, not the mama.

[00:13:37]That daddy. But you marry a dentist which is just not interesting. It's just not interesting. And then what you're saying in your interviews versus what you're saying on the show is different.

[00:13:45]You acting like your husband can't have no fine dental assistant, but then you saying you a cuck on the interviews and that you like to watch your man. saw that too and it's like and I told you but that that Gen X millennial cusp the girls like get husbands just to get them and then it's just like a oh I'm so I'm so progressive he can [ __ ] a [ __ ] in front of me. No he can't. You're just male center. You're just male center and it's just >> and you sitting in the corner with tears in your eyes.

[00:14:10]>> Danessa Mir's running down your face >> literally.

[00:14:13]>> Literally because you don't want to see that [ __ ] >> Don't actually see.

[00:14:16]>> But the girls I feel like sometimes they get a [ __ ] and they like well he going to do it. you won't do anything. So, let me spin it so it seems like I'm okay with it. And it's like, >> you're not.

[00:14:23]>> You're not. You're just not. And then who else was talking about? I love Angela. I think Angela is doing a great job. She is the true >> one being mean and pinky.

[00:14:30]>> The one who was being mean and pinky.

[00:14:32]But Angela very much reads and gives shade in such a calm way that I I be thinking I'm like that until it get time to be in the argument and then I'm really not. She was just so calm like and she kept giving Pinky chances to back out of that and Pinky wouldn't take it. And that that's when she took it to hell. And I love her quote. I'm going start saying it. We if you going to hell, I'm getting on your back.

[00:14:54]>> I love that.

[00:14:55]>> That's funny.

[00:14:55]>> I'm taking that.

[00:14:56]>> See, I would not do well in the ROA. I don't know why I just said it out loud like that. Uh Real Housewives kind of environment cuz I don't argue. I'm not good at arguing. I don't I don't go back and forth enough. I don't have enough practice. So, I wouldn't be good in actual argument. And when [ __ ] do try me, I give them a chance cuz it's like for me, I'm just going to be mean and we're done. So I and then when [ __ ] are shaded with me, I'm like, "Okay, she say one more thing. It's on." But then she don't say that one more thing. So now I just didn't get my argument out of that. So I didn't get to get my little read off. So I was like, "Well, damn. I never get my opportunities to be mean."

[00:15:26]So I don't know how I would fare in a I am quick. But after a while, I was like, "Are we still playing? I don't want to play no one. I'm bored now. I I'm tired."

[00:15:34]>> See, I want to My thing with people, especially like a lot of women who are like shady or can read really well, they kind of get off on like bitching you a little bit. Like, and I feel like when a girl if we if we have >> No, she's trying to [ __ ] me now.

[00:15:47]>> Yeah. If we >> I never get that.

[00:15:48]>> I be getting it. The [ __ ] be trying to [ __ ] me. If we're in conversation and the goal is to solve a problem, that's one thing. You know what I'm saying? Like, and I can work with that.

[00:15:56]But if we in the [ __ ] conversation and I get any inkling that you're trying to hoe me.

[00:16:00]>> Mhm.

[00:16:01]>> Oh, it's going to hell. Yeah.

[00:16:02]>> And I really don't ever care if we come back from it. I I genuinely don't.

[00:16:05]>> Right.

[00:16:06]>> Yeah. No, that's >> I did win an argument on threads the other day and it was very I was very pleased and I almost screenshotted like look look >> look what I did.

[00:16:13]>> So it was a conversation about uh elitism at H.B.CU and people were saying that like oh someone someone was making a point like oh you know I just feel like private H.B.CU act funny and you know they weren't saying the thing out loud. They were justly saying that like >> the private ones are more elite and the public ones are cool and laidback. And I was like, I I know what you're trying to say.

[00:16:33]>> And that's not exactly true. Cuz I'm like, hell, Bon Cookman is a private school. It's just them that acts like that.

[00:16:39]>> Didn't say no names, of course, >> but here come a Howard [ __ ] >> Oh, well, you know, people say about Howard, blah, blah, blah. I forgot what the argument was. Like, people say that about Howard, but they don't really meet enough people. And somebody who's pretentious can be from [ __ ] Idaho and that's just who they are. You can take them out of like, okay, well, sure, I go to FAMU. very arrogant about our school, but we're more down to earth and it's because of the way that we we but we we don't behave in that way and other people blah blah. She was saying she said one point what she made was like oh you know how we act like this because xyz like oh okay oh so y'all do act like that >> so you agree >> so you agree >> y'all are funny acting and then she said girl [ __ ] you >> and I was like >> I was like that's what I thought >> right exactly >> y'all are funny acting which is fine and I hate when like >> don't come on here trying to argue with me ABOUT IT IF I'M RIGHT IF YOU WAS right I was right when you came the [ __ ] over here y'all are funny acting which is fine because I come from a funny acting school but we're more down to earth with it I kind of did like a whole podcast with somebody talking about like the nature of family we for sure a cult.

[00:17:35]>> But you can party with family people because we're more inviting. We're cool.

[00:17:39]Like how [ __ ] don't want to don't want to twerk on a table.

[00:17:42]>> No, they don't.

[00:17:43]>> [ __ ] would be a [ __ ] nurse practitioner >> and be spinning [ __ ] popping on the goddamn floor because that's how we [ __ ] act.

[00:17:52]>> Yeah, >> it was I remember this on Twitter like from 2012. It was a Who did they have?

[00:17:57]It was some It was like Sage the Gemini or some [ __ ] Shake it like a red nose and spell [ __ ] got on stage and twerked. And this is 2012.

[00:18:06]>> The girl got on stage and twerked. And the Spellman [ __ ] just never let this [ __ ] I if if y'all listening, y'all know what I'm talking about. A Spellman girl got on stage and twerked and it shook Twitter because gas >> twerking on stage. I'm like, y'all come on now. And I spent time. My best friend went to Spellman.

[00:18:22]>> Mhm.

[00:18:22]>> And some of them are very fun and whatever, but like the usual >> it's very >> Yeah.

[00:18:29]>> And that's it's fair.

[00:18:31]>> It's fair.

[00:18:32]>> Own it. We're ghetto and fam, I welcome it. It's fun. We're a good time.

[00:18:38]>> I've only ever been to schools um where people were outwardly ghetto. So, uh I think Georgia State had a little bit of air of like something on it, but it wasn't like acting funny. You know what I'm saying? It was just kind of like, oh shoot, it's like a Georgia State archetype of girl. But Alabama State.

[00:19:00]>> Yeah, >> man.

[00:19:01]>> Yeah. Yeah, >> I think that was the most >> ghetto ghetto. So ghetto and you in the hood now, baby. But I had so it was some of the most fun I ever had in my life.

[00:19:13]So I would never take and you have your regional ghettos too. It's different kinds of ghettos which I love. That's like I live for it. Like I it's like it's a Florida ghetto which I identify with obviously. There's like a and then when you get to Florida ghettos it's different Florida ghettos. Mhm.

[00:19:27]>> You got your Miami Ghetto. You got your like your Central Florida like Orlando, Tampa Ghetto. And Orlando Ghetto and Tampa Ghetto are also different. You got your Jacksonville ghetto. Dear God, >> I made a wrong turn in Jacksonville once >> that Jacksonville.

[00:19:40]>> I made a wrong turn. I was on a little beach vacation in Jacksonville.

[00:19:44]>> Go to your beach and you going TO JACKSONVILLE BEACH.

[00:19:47]>> I had fun. But I think that it's one of those places where you need to have all your bars on your phone. You need to very explicitly be looking at the GPS, very aware of your surroundings.

[00:19:58]>> That neighborhood that's uh [ __ ] I forgot the name of it's a it's a neighborhood in Jacksonville so [ __ ] ghetto. What is the name of it? [ __ ] I used to live in Jacksonville. I can't remember. But then you got your Tallahassee ghetto. You got your >> I like Tallahassee. I had me some fun being in Tallahass. It was fun.

[00:20:12]>> A Tallahassee local. Good time. You got your Quincy ghetto.

[00:20:15]>> I don't even know what that is.

[00:20:16]>> Quincy, Florida. It's a it's a it's kind of like if you're from Quincy, you kind of a local but not really technically.

[00:20:23]It's just so many different kind of ghettos you can get. Then you got your Atlanta ghettos like the Georgia level ghetto. You got like you think about H.B.CU like the southern you got the ghetto. Oh, I'm think I'm talking about Georgia. I'm going I'm going west. But you but also ghetto, Albany ghetto.

[00:20:37]>> Like that Savannah uh was it Chattam County area?

[00:20:41]>> What was the name? Was it Orange Crush?

[00:20:42]Remember Orange Crush?

[00:20:43]>> Yep.

[00:20:45]>> Yep. Woo.

[00:20:46]>> I think that the girls kind of like long for eliteness and then also kind of want the allure of being down to earth even if they are not down to earth. So I think that's why some of the more Howardike girls get offended when you bring it up cuz it's like yeah true but don't say that. Don't say that because I want to see him down to earth and it's like you're not.

[00:21:07]>> And and >> that's why they got so mad about that tweet where they was like I don't want party with no [ __ ] I want to argue about slavery in the bathroom about slavery. And it's funny cuz it's like and it's like when if you're if you have dual if you have duality have it but if you don't don't [ __ ] it. If you bougie be bougie >> and it's okay not to. It's certain I think of womanhood. I think it goes back to the cool girl monologue from um girl >> from gone girl. You can't be all of these things. You can't be and if you are going to pre pretend to be some of it when you're having conversations with other women about it at least be honest that it you're putting on in that way.

[00:21:40]But you can't be the demure all demure sweet girl and then you're the smart girl and then you're the ghetto girl then you're the laidback girl then you the freak [ __ ] then you the innocent [ __ ] You can't be all these [ __ ] That's why for me >> be the [ __ ] you are.

[00:21:54]>> Be the [ __ ] you are. I lean into being absolutely insane. Not because it's a [ __ ] gimmick or it's a bit. This is what you're going to get. Any [ __ ] who date me, I tell them straight up, I'm a lunatic and this may be a hard time and I just want you to know. And most of the dudes, they stick around. God gave me big fat ass and big titties and I'm hilarious. So they're like, "You know what?

[00:22:15]>> I'LL STICK AROUND.

[00:22:16]>> SEE?" AND SOME [ __ ] THAT >> [ __ ] can caramelize the onions to hell.

[00:22:20]Show. And some [ __ ] be like, >> "Thank you for the onions in the ass.

[00:22:23]>> No thank >> I have got to go." And I'll be like, "Shit, >> I must." And then some [ __ ] be like, "When's the next onion?

[00:22:30]>> I love this.

[00:22:31]>> I love this place." Like, but it's because I don't pretend to be all these different [ __ ] I cannot I cannot.

[00:22:36]>> And I just remember like I love that I can find my old tweets and [ __ ] you Elon for [ __ ] up Twitter again. You can't even see likes and like old [ __ ] >> And it's like why are you guys destroying this app like this? But I go through my old tweets and I found a tweet of like my awakening because when I said I said on threads first off we're having fun on threads. It's not bad. Um cuz somebody was like oh when a [ __ ] tell you uh you wifey material like that's an insult and I said yeah he call you a dumbass [ __ ] So then I went to my Twitter to go find me saying wifey material because I knew I said some pick me [ __ ] about it in 2011 2012 and I found a tweet from me in from 2013 and it was like oh so if a girl twerk she's not wifey material and I was like oh she's waking up that's that's it right there. That's when she was starting to wake up. I'm like okay now if I do this I'm a hoe. If I don't do this I'm still a hoe. If I go twerk at a party in college I'm a hoe. If I wear a side part I'm a hoe. Well it seemed like I'mma be a hoe anyway.

[00:23:29]>> Yeah. So, it's just like, okay, I was trying to be the good girl, and it's not it's not gonna [ __ ] >> It's not going to work. And it doesn't matter because who you're trying to be all these people for. Like, never let a clown paint you a red nose, [ __ ] Like, why are you trying to >> How you going to tell me?

[00:23:45]>> How you going to [ __ ] tell me like sometimes like I do I think we all and I said this on Twitter the other day and the girls acted so obtuse about it. I said something.

[00:23:53]>> I said, you know, part of being a feminist is acknowledging that you're a bird about certain things and actively working to dismantle it, but we all got a little chirpy chirp inside of us. So many [ __ ] were like, "It's misogynistic to CALL WOMEN BIRDS. GO DIE ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT [ __ ] CORRECT." I >> I HATE BEING CORRECT on the internet, ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE ARE [ __ ] WRONG.

[00:24:16]>> SHUT UP. And it doesn't you're actively missing my point to then be like I'm the feminist [ __ ] and you shouldn't call women furs. The tweet before the thing that made me tweet it is cuz um Jiggy J was like I have never fought over penis but you know in my mind I can kind of understand how a woman would get there.

[00:24:36]I do be wanting to know the situation but you know I get it. And so I retweeted it and I said, "I've had a couple dicks in my life that I will whoop a hoe until I musty about. I swear to God I will." And that is about one of the most that's on my list of five bird things. That is we got our thing.

[00:24:54]>> We all got our thing that's on that's number one on my top list of cuz stay away from my family.

[00:24:59]>> And in the time that I've known you, you've knocked a lot of things off your bird list. I can actually cuz you listen to them first episodes.

[00:25:06]We were we were tweeting it up. I was tweeting it up cuz I was >> You was tweeting.

[00:25:10]>> I know. I was tweeting.

[00:25:11]>> Me and along were like >> I was tweeting. I never seen >> But that's growth though. That's that's growth. But I've seen you change and you try but some [ __ ] I can't make you not want to feel that way by thick. That's your right as an American for me. And I never said that that was part of my feminism. And it's like you it's no one mold for everybody to be in. So like, oh, I have an argument.

[00:25:37]>> And to be fair, I'll fight you over [ __ ] too.

[00:25:39]>> Maybe, maybe it's just that >> or anything that's yours.

[00:25:42]>> Maybe it's if it's if >> it's about disrespect cuz like for me, like if you would have asked me x amount of years ago if I would have fought over, I like girl, no.

[00:25:48]>> But I've had experiences.

[00:25:51]And if I wanted to drag a [ __ ] specifically through the street, would I not be well within my right?

[00:25:56]>> You'll be well within your right. You know, you know me. If it if it if it's if it if it if it if it's mine because because I got a couple [ __ ] I keep about too. Now that I'm thinking about it now I'm thinking now I put my [ __ ] cap on. Yeah, [ __ ] that. [ __ ] that. I'll [ __ ] kill you about one of these people. I don't know.

[00:26:12]>> And it's certain things just being a bird about cuz like it's some things that like it's misogyny. Now what?

[00:26:18]>> And some of the bird [ __ ] ain't misogyny. I just like it like Yeah.

[00:26:21]>> Like for me I'mma call [ __ ] [ __ ] >> I'mma call [ __ ] >> and it is misogyny but [ __ ] be [ __ ] >> I'mma call [ __ ] [ __ ] >> [ __ ] and hoes and [ __ ] I hoes could be any group of females.

[00:26:31]>> He said if you and you the hoes. I'm not saying like y'all some hoes. You the hoes. He said it could be. He said did he say? He said Dinda Clark or some [ __ ] or the Clarkes or something. He said it could be her and her sisters. But no, like for me I like Bur [ __ ] Some B [ __ ] is just fun. Like I like when a [ __ ] got a gun and we f to [ __ ] he put it on the dresser. Yes. Put in my purse. I like how [ __ ] roll a blunt. I like a I like a car with a nice rumbly engine >> and that [ __ ] get going [ __ ] NO, OTHER DAY I'VE BEEN WITH THIS [ __ ] so long nothing really like surprised. It's like when it's just like oh you >> an avocado.

[00:27:15]>> He did some [ __ ] so fine the other day it woke me up.

[00:27:18]>> Girl, what >> what was he was driving my car cuz I I just didn't feel like you know I be like oh I can't drive.

[00:27:23]>> What? That's crazy. I don't know how to operate a vehicle, >> right? And he was parking or some [ __ ] and he went like this.

[00:27:31]>> I love when they do that.

[00:27:32]>> OH, I WAS IN THE CAR. I WAS LIKE, >> I LOVE WHEN THEY DO THAT [ __ ] there.

[00:27:37]>> When a [ __ ] drive and do and do this cuz you know when they do it the flat palm and they they get to >> and look at Oh my god.

[00:27:46]>> I dated a [ __ ] with a truck so big that he would have to physically lift me in and out of that [ __ ] when we would go places.

[00:27:54]That's crazy. I'm so >> He's so I'm so What Carter say?

[00:27:58]>> He's so big and tall. So short.

[00:28:00]>> I'm so small and tiny. He's so big and tall. Like Yeah. Okay, whatever. Yeah, whatever.

[00:28:04]>> And it's a birthday. It's a birthday.

[00:28:06]>> So you can take your bird tweed.

[00:28:08]>> Get your bird. What? They be having the little bird chipping. What's What's the call the bird?

[00:28:12]>> Bird seed.

[00:28:12]>> Bird seed.

[00:28:14]>> Take your portion of bird seed >> and eat it and shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:28:17]>> And shut the [ __ ] up and then go fight in the revolution. [ __ ] some of y'all getting left behind, but you take your little bit of bird and go.

[00:28:23]>> Now, certain bird [ __ ] is crazy.

[00:28:25]>> No, certain No, you take A LITTLE BIT.

[00:28:27]THE GIRL ON THE GODDAMN Twitter said, "Did you see the screenshot where the guy was like, I just want to let you and these the children they talking in all these uh hieroglyphs and and um and uh acronyms and shit."

[00:28:38]>> What is it? Sorry.

[00:28:39]>> Uh so, the girl was like, um the guy was like basically I'm paraphrasing in normal human language. He's like, "I just want to let you know I got a girl.

[00:28:47]you know, I like you or whatever. And she's like, I don't give a [ __ ] about the [ __ ] Why you telling me about the [ __ ] >> I don't believe nothing from them pages like that.

[00:28:53]>> I don't either, but to let's say it's real. I don't give a [ __ ] about the [ __ ] And he's like, okay, just letting you know. She sends the [ __ ] She sends the [ __ ] some money. And it's like, yeah, and feed your hoe, too.

[00:29:06]What part of the cuck game is this? What is this?

[00:29:11]>> That's [ __ ] bored teenager trying to get go viral, but also like feed your hoe. And here's the thing. If I'm like, "Oh, we getting steak tonight." And I realize that some ho some some [ __ ] cash up and said, "Feed your hoe."

[00:29:30]>> Comedian Mel Mitchell arrested on a quadruple.

[00:29:37]>> Years ago, I I was out with I didn't know it was somebody's [ __ ] but years ago I was out with somebody [ __ ] and she did cover the tab and I was like, "Thanks, girl.

[00:29:45]>> Thanks. gonna go [ __ ] your [ __ ] >> I didn't know I'm gonna complete my night. I was having fun. I didn't I didn't know.

[00:29:54]>> That's like the girl on cheaters when like the cheaters camera crew come.

[00:29:57]She's like, >> whoa.

[00:30:00]I told you about that time that I was at Jack's Peace and Wings and I was on date with this guy and this big pregnant [ __ ] came outside and was like, "This what we doing? You hanging out with bitches?" I said, "Bitches?" I SAID, "ME?" I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW." SHE WAS LIKE, "I'M PREGNANT AS FUCK." I was like, she is pregnant as [ __ ] She was pregnant than a I mean do any head.

[00:30:22]>> Do you know how long get in that [ __ ] car with that pregnant?

[00:30:24]>> She waddled and that's when she was walk cuz you remember the patio at Jack's had tables all around the back. So when you came out that door like if you was sitting that back you could see whoever was [ __ ] approaching >> and put a [ __ ] shoe on that day.

[00:30:36]Swoll as [ __ ] She putting on this [ __ ] raggy ass Old Navy flip-flop to go see your [ __ ] ass at Jack with this [ __ ] at which No, serious. I WAS THE [ __ ] I GET I GET IT.

[00:30:44]>> I'LL BE LIKE, "GIRL, [ __ ] HIM, TOO."

[00:30:46]YEAH.

[00:30:47]>> WHEN I saw I literally remember seeing her storm through the patio door and I was like, "Sophia coming?" And I didn't know that Sophia was coming to my table.

[00:30:56]I said, "Oh, you buy a piece of her bitches." I was like, "Supreme."

[00:31:01]>> A little a little. But I I I said, "Okay." I said I said, "Okay, all right.

[00:31:06]I'm going to go. You guys have that." I only [ __ ] with somebody [ __ ] unknowingly. He built this whole story about how the girl left him on his probate and all this thing. I was like, "Oh no, she left you. How dare she? Oh no, are you okay?" Whole elaborate story. So I was feeling te with one of my home girls about it and she was like, "That's such and such boyfriend." I said, "No, but no. No, she they broke up." No, she No, she didn't.

[00:31:33]>> No.

[00:31:35]So sorry, sister.

[00:31:37]>> Sister >> [ __ ] live. No, but I'm I'm putting I'm closing my Coochie books until like 2028 for real. So if you ain't got now No, I'm just saying I ain't taking on no new >> no new dicks.

[00:31:51]>> So I think I think actually Yeah. After you get married, I think I'm done till 2028. I think I'm cool.

[00:31:58]>> Okay.

[00:31:58]>> Yeah, I do that sometimes. I'll be like, you know, if you're in line, stay in line.

[00:32:02]>> And if you're in line, stay in line. And if you, you know, you already on the books and, you know, you be around, >> cool.

[00:32:11]>> New clients, >> new I think I'm closing my my new dick books until like 2028, 2029.

[00:32:18]>> I just got to make it a few more months without being pregnant and I would have beat the out of wedlock allegations. No one ever saw this coming for me. I finally did it.

[00:32:28]>> I would be so angry like and I would shut the [ __ ] up about it obviously cuz that's what you do. If you were to allow that man to impregnate you before this bachelorette trip and before this wedding where we are supposed to be >> shaking ass on top of people's headlights, I would be so upset because you know what?

[00:32:46]>> We had plans.

[00:32:47]>> We had plans and I'm going to still do all the things, but I would talk about you.

[00:32:51]>> Do you so bad?

[00:32:53]>> I would allow you [ __ ] to have fun without me. If I find out I was pregnant even tomorrow, I'm gonna ask that venue to take off the open bar immediately.

[00:33:03]Give me that $10,000 back.

[00:33:04]>> SO I GOT TO BE DRY DRAWS BECAUSE of you.

[00:33:06]>> I can't get no liquor. None of you [ __ ] is getting liquor. You think the [ __ ] Hey, we don't need an open bar. Allow put three Capri Suns on the goddamn bar and that's everybody drinking.

[00:33:17]>> You know how mad you would be to find out that I still figured out how to get drunk?

[00:33:22]>> That's fine. I would have a flask so shoved so far up under my right titty.

[00:33:27]>> It's so far you ain't GETTING ON MY D.

[00:33:30]YOU GOING TO STOP AT that [ __ ] liquor store, [ __ ] Me to honestly, my period has been so bad this this week.

[00:33:38]And I was like, ah man, what if I'm pregnant? And I was like, nah, guess who not taking a test?

[00:33:48]month above me.

[00:33:48]>> My mother says I was swimming in wine for several months before she realized.

[00:33:54]>> God forbid I'm actually pregnant and I'm literally not going to take a test to find out cuz why would I ruin my bachelorette party?

[00:33:59]>> No. And I listen. You know what? Tighten up in there, champ. If >> you think I'm going to miss out the planet we've been doing, you think I would let you I'll just have I'll just have some Sprite. [ __ ] >> At this big age, >> at this big age, if I had an inkling when I the last time that I did have a pregnancy scare, um I I don't know. I had already been so drunk like the weeks prior that I was like, if it's something in there, >> it's going to it's going to be all folded over and it it ain't going to be right. It ain't it ain't gonna be. So that was my added my added issue because I'm like you've been in there.

[00:34:45]>> No, baby don't deserve that.

[00:34:47]>> Swimming in tequila and oysters.

[00:34:50]Swimming a >> swimming pool full of liquor and you're diving.

[00:34:54]>> But I I think if I had a jit, it'd be built for tough, you know, until I could start getting my proper prenatal care and things like that. I feel like my body would be like, "Hey, your mom's a little throated off. Just give her a minute. But it's gonna be lots of alcohol in here. So just dodge >> when you get in here.

[00:35:10]>> Your house ain't clean. My house >> when you get in here.

[00:35:13]>> Just >> don't judge me.

[00:35:15]>> Don't judge me a long way.

[00:35:17]>> No, but I just I just have to make it a few more months without getting pregnant. And I'm in the clear. Uh I'm pushing my baby back again cuz I'm just The more I think about it, the more I'm like, >> "Yeah, that's okay.

[00:35:28]>> I need to we need to recuperate financially from this wedding because god damn." And um >> yeah, and I hung out with some kids on Saturday. Very fun.

[00:35:38]>> Mhm.

[00:35:39]>> And there was a small boy.

[00:35:41]>> No. Cute.

[00:35:43]>> He was so effing cute. And you know how babies have to thaw out. He had just woken up. So the first 30 minutes, >> he didn't want to play.

[00:35:51]>> Don't look at me. I'm saying hi. He's like, >> you know, we meet children. I've known this child since he was like 6 months old. He does not know me, >> right? So, I'm waiting for him to thaw out. So, I'm just like, "Hey, friend."

[00:36:04]Because the two bigger girls, they're six, they're playing.

[00:36:07]>> He's two, he's still, he's like on mom.

[00:36:09]I'm just like, "Hey, >> want to hang out?"

[00:36:11]>> He's like, "No."

[00:36:12]>> Yeah.

[00:36:13]>> So, once he did thaw out, he came over and hugged me and sat on my lap. And I'm just sitting here, heart exploding.

[00:36:21]>> There's nothing better than a willing baby hug. And you have to act like it's not the sweetest, cutest, most adorablest, most endorphin inducing thing that ever happened to you cuz you don't want to spook the jit. So you got to be cool >> BECAUSE IF YOU GO THEN THEY GOING TO BE LIKE, WHOA.

[00:36:40]And they're going to leave.

[00:36:41]>> Stranger danger.

[00:36:42]>> Wow. I heard about this. He like climbed in my lap and he was being nice to me and I'm sitting there like everyone's looking at me like you like babies. And then I got played >> by the child.

[00:36:54]>> He takes me to the cooler. He's like, "Juice."

[00:36:58]>> He wanted some juice.

[00:36:59]>> I don't consider that being played. You know what?

[00:37:01]>> You going to get whatever juice you want out of here. You going to get some juice >> and I'm I'mma get it.

[00:37:07]>> And I'm just That's just >> And I thought I was special. And then a few minutes later, Mon'nique's boyfriend's by the cooler and he goes up to him and he's like, "DOUCHE."

[00:37:15]AND I'M LIKE, "OH, >> he's running a scam.

[00:37:18]>> I'm running a scam." You know how in um Have you seen Zootopia?

[00:37:21]>> Yes.

[00:37:22]>> Where they was running the scam with the paws and the ice cream and you just see him going back and getting more making more ice cream. He's like, "You're scamming.

[00:37:28]>> You're scamming people."

[00:37:30]>> Yeah.

[00:37:30]>> And it was so sweet and I do it again.

[00:37:32]So I'm like, "Okay, if I have a boy, it will not be the end of the world."

[00:37:35]>> But I think I'm I'm just so scared of having a boy because it's like I have so much work to do and I think I may spook the jet because I'm just like >> and don't you and don't you rape, don't you kill, don't you do this, don't you do that, don't you listen to the podcast, don't you do this. Don't you listen to the podcast. It's so true.

[00:37:49]>> And he's going to be like, >> "Okay, >> I literally just came over here and asked you for a Tonka truck and a dinosaur."

[00:37:56]>> What's What gives?

[00:37:57]>> Cuz why you don't want a kitchen set?

[00:37:59]Hm.

[00:38:00]>> Right. So, you hate women.

[00:38:01]>> So, you hate [ __ ] YOU HATE WOMEN ALREADY.

[00:38:03]>> I'm too relax cuz like how do you raise a normal boy?

[00:38:07]>> You don't I've not met I've not met even the best men I know are not like right. And I don't and I don't mean that in the man man hated way. It's just like sometimes men will say stuff and I just squint be like >> what's going on?

[00:38:23]>> What made you say that? Like or what made you do that? And it's like oh you literally just like we are socialized to be birds and we have to unlearn it. They are socialized to be like that but and some of them do unlearn and but it's like the stuff that they don't un like you can have a man that's like right right and then the thing that he wrong about you're like >> your ass is crazy. Like like he's in the booger wall. He's so great, but he has a booger wall.

[00:38:47]>> A booger wall. Yep.

[00:38:49]>> What a booger wall. What the [ __ ] was a booger wall on my goddamn wall?

[00:38:54]>> Exactly. And it's like I think the interesting thing about men is like you you can be with a man for four, five, six, seven, eight years and then you'll see them do something. It's like when you start doing that and then they be like, "I've always done this." And then you think about it, it's just you never saw him do that before or you never interacted with him doing that before and you're like, "Oh, you're crazy as hell."

[00:39:15]>> The past year and a half living with a man has been the craziest year and a half of my [ __ ] life. And I'm I'm learning so much about men derogatorily, but also just like it's like re-raising someone.

[00:39:26]>> Mhm.

[00:39:27]>> And it's like, okay, cuz granted I'm a Helen. I'm supposed to be the un unraised person in this home.

[00:39:35]>> Oh no. I >> There's two of them.

[00:39:40]Oh, I Oh, I'm also the grown-up here that has to do the grown- uping. And I was I even talked to my therapist like it's like having a little a toddler who bites >> and he don't all the way bite yet, but he nibbles >> and you have to stop it.

[00:39:55]>> And you have to stop that nibble before.

[00:39:57]>> Did you know they think like that about us? Did you know that? I They think like that about us. I've heard men speak about me in that way to myself where I'm like, I know that ain't who I think it is.

[00:40:08]>> I know that ain't who I think it is with criticisms of me >> and I know my things are cuz like today went for a walk, didn't feel well, went to sleep. It been hours, hadn't taken the dog out and he came home at 6 something like when last night his dog been out?

[00:40:24]>> I don't know.

[00:40:25]>> It was 9:30 in the morning.

[00:40:28]>> He was He was basically yesterday.

[00:40:33]>> Am I dare wrong? Yes. But I got back from the walk, had a headache, took a shower, I turned that heater on.

[00:40:43]>> I love a space heater in the summertime.

[00:40:44]>> No, no, no. Even better. I have a a heating pad.

[00:40:49]>> Mhm.

[00:40:49]>> That I sleep on.

[00:40:51]>> That's not good.

[00:40:52]>> It's on a timer.

[00:40:53]>> Okay.

[00:40:54]>> Thank you. I'm I'm not an idiot.

[00:40:57]>> Well, nobody said it was idiotic. I just said it wasn't good.

[00:41:00]>> Okay. Period. I used to sleep with my heating pad >> and I get it ice cold in that [ __ ] room and I turn that heater on and I turn a brown noise on my phone and I I did not the [ __ ] out. He came home and he's like, "Did you touch my drum set?

[00:41:17]Did you take the dog out?" And I was like, >> I know you touched my drum set.

[00:41:19]>> No. Because the thing is too, I'm having to teach him that he can't be weaponized and confident with me because I can do it too. I'm a youngest child.

[00:41:32]>> I can do this [ __ ] all day and he's the oldest, >> but he's a boy. So, it's it's See, you're also like you're never not playing the game of birth order as adults.

[00:41:41]>> Oh, you're always playing the game of birth order.

[00:41:43]>> You're always playing the game. And it's so insane because it's like everyone is is they birth order as [ __ ] >> As [ __ ] And I think that my issue being a a eldest sister in relation to being in the home with men, it's like you have to resist cuz you can't be in the house calling that man a [ __ ] idiot. You just can't. But like in your mind when you see [ __ ] you like are you [ __ ] slow? You know what I'm saying?

[00:42:10]Like and then instead of saying that I'm a very like malicious compliance or like natural consequences kind of per not natural consequence actually like a consequence kind of person. So like I've told you before you if I keep asking you to [ __ ] get these clothes on the floor you want to put them on the floor.

[00:42:25]I put them in the [ __ ] bathtub. I'll put them on your side of the bed. I never gave a [ __ ] I'll put that [ __ ] in your workbook bag cuz I [ __ ] asked you not to do that. But then that's causing more problems cuz now I'm spiteful and now I'm mean and now I I take [ __ ] too far. You don't never know when to chill. Well, okay. Move out.

[00:42:42]>> I'm a very You do it.

[00:42:47]>> Very rough. You do it >> with just the Oh, >> don't worry about you do it. I wish I could get to a place because this one lady was talking on TikTok about how she kept trying to like get her man to do stuff and he would just either like weaponize incompetence or like not do it at all. And she was just like, I have gray rocked this man so much that I'm at a point where like I don't give a [ __ ] Like if I say make sure you turn the stove off and you don't turn the stove off, the [ __ ] could really burn down. I never gave a [ __ ] Like that's where she is. She's like if I say, you know, make sure the door is locked and then you keep making sure the door isn't locked.

[00:43:21]Okay, well if we get robbed then that's just what happened. I wish I could have that level of like acceptance of people.

[00:43:27]>> No, that's where I am cuz it's like he hasn't anything to that extreme. But even just like in therapy, I'm like, "Oh, well, what was it?"

[00:43:35]I can't remember what the example was.

[00:43:37]But it was just like he was just like if if somebody going to not do what they need to do, then then let it happen. Or like, oh, Dwayne, he said he was going to wash dishes and dishes not washed.

[00:43:46]Well, the dishes just not washed.

[00:43:48]And and you got to like I can't if I wash the dishes that's gonna be the expectation now that if I just sit and don't mind you I'm the one that has to wash the dishes. But if that's the expectation now, you know what I'm saying? Like if I sit here and let it sit long enough going to wash them. No, no, no. I got to let the roaches build up in there.

[00:44:04]>> Now we got roaches and sea monsters in the garden.

[00:44:06]>> And that's why I I cut I kind of like ye to the end of the consequence and say I'm going to put it under your sheets on your side of the bed cuz I can't let the roaches happen. What I can do in my free time is transport these dishes.

[00:44:22]>> You could use energy to wash them. It's not the point because I agree with what you said that it will be the expectation if I clean them. So, I'm going to do something with them, >> but I ain't going to clean them.

[00:44:33]>> And then sometimes it's honestly like parenting. Like, okay, one time I was asking him to to fold his clothes and he was dragging his feet with it. And it's really like having a toddler when you have to uh to model behavior. I realized I had a a a basket I hadn't folded. So, I started folding my clothes and then he started folding his clothes.

[00:44:54]>> So, if you model it's like positive parenting, but like your [ __ ] and I've had to also practice this with my mom.

[00:44:59]>> Positive nigging.

[00:45:00]>> Positive nigging. And I I positive parented my mom as well in different ways. But you got to positive parent your [ __ ] >> and not in a parentified way, but as like a conflict resolution way. Can I just dump the [ __ ] on his bed? Of course I could. Mhm.

[00:45:14]>> Can I set the [ __ ] on fire in a bad like left eye? Yeah. Or I could sit my black ass down and start folding the [ __ ] that I have.

[00:45:22]>> But if I ain't got no clothes to fold cuz I did my [ __ ] >> Yes. Fair.

[00:45:26]>> Then what?

[00:45:27]>> Fair.

[00:45:28]But it's like, see how you argue like a boy. For the example at hand. See, you are such a [ __ ] boy.

[00:45:35]>> I'm not.

[00:45:36]>> But for the argument at hand, I'm saying in that situation, I could It was so many things I could have done, but I was like, you know what? I was like, watch this.

[00:45:43]Then he suddenly >> would you look at that?

[00:45:48]>> Would you look at there?

[00:45:50]>> So yeah, positive nigging. That's very funny.

[00:45:52]>> Positive nigging. Um, have you seen Okay. Hard hard shift. So there's this lady. She lives in Florida. She got pulled over >> with the arm, bro.

[00:46:02]>> With the arm, bro. So she >> First of all, and I and get get the story out so people can know. And then I have something too woke to say.

[00:46:10]>> Okay. So, this lady um I think she's in Florida. She gets pulled over by this officer. I saw the content originally because she was just talking about it.

[00:46:19]She was just talking about how >> and it came back on my time. I was like, "Thank God."

[00:46:22]>> Yes. And she was like, "I got pulled over for manipulating my phone with my right hand. I don't have a right hand."

[00:46:26]She puts up her little bag with like two fingers on it. It's [ __ ] hilarious.

[00:46:30]>> She She got her little French bread. She hold that [ __ ] up. She >> is. So, >> that that's what it is. She say >> calling it French bread.

[00:46:37]>> She say she ain't got no Hello. Hi. She said she ain't got no arms, so move on. So, come out today.

[00:46:45]The the body cam footage.

[00:46:47]>> I That was the first thing I saw this morning. I was screaming.

[00:46:50]>> That [ __ ] was so funny to me because on the body cam footage, the officer got the [ __ ] on and he's like, "Ma'am, we were running a program today basically because, you know, people trying to get people off their phones and when you drove past me, you was on your phone. It was in your right hand and blah blah."

[00:47:02]She's like, "Oh, yeah." And then she holds up the French bread like this. And then the she hold up her little baguette. And then the [ __ ] she was like, "So, are you sure? Like, or you just want to call it? You want to let it go?" And he's like, "And now he's got to be a pig about it." He's like, "No, I'm really don't want to let it go. I I thought I he said, "I thought I saw you with your right hand." SHE'S LIKE, "BUT YOU DIDN'T." She keep the she keeps comically holding up this arm >> fragment like like a weapon. SHE'S LIKE, "YOU DIDN'T." IT IS. So the officer is like, >> "And why would you say this? WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS?"

[00:47:35]>> SO the officer is like, "So hand to God."

[00:47:40]>> You speak. SHE WAS LIKE, "HAND TO GOD."

[00:47:43]>> HAND OF GOD. HE WAS LIKE, "OKAY, OKAY."

[00:47:47]Hand to God. SHE WAS LIKE, "HAND TO GOD." FIRST OF ALL, if you see this, her name Katie that to date to this year is the funniest [ __ ] I've interacted with.

[00:47:57]And I don't even know. She's hilarious.

[00:47:59]When I say she was whipping that [ __ ] out like >> she's like I'm actually going to go to court in person just so I can go in court >> because he still you and then the thing about it is he didn't have to give her the ticket. You cuz if I walk up to first of all I would not have been able to compose myself. If I walk up to somebody car with the accusation that they were manipulating a phone with their right hand and I come to the car and they don't have >> no right hand >> and then she was missing the hand and then some. So like it was no possible way. It was no nothing there. So if I walked up and somebody wielded that at me, I would not be able to compose myself because >> I would be such a stupid [ __ ] Like you like clearly you're just speed trapping.

[00:48:44]Well, not speed trapping, but clearly you're trying to make a quote or whatever the [ __ ] So I guess he got offended and that hand of gun [ __ ] removing that was so disrespectful. This lady and it wasn't a Freudian slip. You know this lady ain't got no hand. You talking about hand of God >> of all things to say to God, >> he would have tasted nub for me that day. And I know I know as a white lady, she could have got away with it.

[00:49:03]>> So, and and that's where I'm the friend that's too woke because and this is I'm going so woke with it.

[00:49:08]>> Let's do it.

[00:49:09]>> The way she was talking to the cop reminded me of Sandra Blam.

[00:49:11]>> Yep. I thought that too.

[00:49:13]>> If she was black, she would have been a nub corpse.

[00:49:16]>> Yep.

[00:49:17]>> He would have just killed her. I don't care how many arms you got. [ __ ] you, pal. It remind And I was like, damn, I'm woke for this. But it's like it reminded me so much of the tone that Sandra Bland >> she totally operated in her privilege and not in a way that that's bad. Like that's what people do when they have privileges. But it was very much like >> like even if I had one arm, it was like I got I got one arm.

[00:49:36]>> A cop would have taken that >> as a she had a gun in her noil.

[00:49:42]>> Like so I I I did think about cuz I was like this if I was white this is exactly how I would be acting. I thought the [ __ ] was hilarious, but I know >> I know my black ass couldn't wave my nub around like that.

[00:49:54]>> I know that.

[00:49:55]>> They said you had a [ __ ] bazooka in THE GARDEN. IT'S A NUB.

[00:49:57]>> IT HAD A GUN ON IT. WHAT'S THE [ __ ] FROM um >> from Black Panther with the gun arm?

[00:50:03]>> It is not a gun.

[00:50:04]>> Oh, I'm sorry. Knife arm. Bomb arm.

[00:50:06]>> Actually, >> whatever kind of arm >> disrespecting James and Canon Barnes right now. Bucky just has a vibranium arm. Every time you get to talking about this, Nerch, I just >> You brought it up.

[00:50:18]>> I just Let me You brought it up.

[00:50:21]>> Let me say gun arm and we can move on.

[00:50:25]>> It's a metal arm. He lost his arm. He fell off the train in Europe during WORLD WAR II.

[00:50:32]>> THE ARM don't have no gun in it.

[00:50:34]>> No. And then Hydra took him and EXPERIMENTED ON HIM BEFORE.

[00:50:37]>> DOES THE ARM HAVE POWERS OR NOT?

[00:50:38]>> IT'S STRONG CUZ IT'S METAL. It's not. No, >> it's metal and it harms people. Gun.

[00:50:44]>> No, it has to have a bullet. There's no ammunition in the arm. It's just strong.

[00:50:47]It's like a robot arm, but without >> the [ __ ] with the the vibranium arm.

[00:50:53]>> There you go.

[00:50:54]>> Jesus.

[00:50:54]>> And it wasn't originally vibranium. What was the metal that they used in Hydra?

[00:50:57]So Hydra was already experimenting on him. They found him coked up in the [ __ ] lab, kidnapped him. He fell because he was experimenting on, he already had the serum in him. So he survived the the They drug him with one arm. They gave him robot arm brain [ __ ] you would love this actually.

[00:51:13]They [ __ ] uh what's it called?

[00:51:14]Brainwashed him so he has like the the words he wake up like a super use him as a [ __ ] um as a [ __ ] assassin.

[00:51:21]>> Have you seen Captain America Civil War?

[00:51:23]>> I I was I was in the room.

[00:51:26]>> So come to find out cuz you know him and and and Steve Rogers Captain America are best friends. They hadn't seen each other in years but then Bucky started like killing people and he was like Bucky [ __ ] is that you? Mhm.

[00:51:36]>> Come to find out Bucky was sent to kill Iron Man's parents in 1991.

[00:51:41]>> Okay.

[00:51:42]>> And and and Cap knew and didn't say [ __ ] to to Iron Man about it. So Iron Man's like, "Bitch, did you kill my [ __ ] mama?"

[00:51:50]And start to go beat Buckyy's ass.

[00:51:51]Instead, Roger start jumping in. Jumps in and beats Iron Man's ass. He killed my mama. I don't GIVE A [ __ ] WHAT KIND OF BRAINWASHING THIS [ __ ] WAS ON. YOU KILLED MY MAMA, BRO. DADDY AND MAMA, they survived the crash, hit a tree, they like, "Uh, please help us." He got >> I remember this >> and choke choke the mama out.

[00:52:12]>> You killed my mom with your metal arm, Peach, and I can't kill you. So, for me, wouldn't have been no endgame because the world ended, half the world got snapped. That's fine because that [ __ ] killed my mama and y'all beat my ass about it. Y'all ain't getting no time machine. Ain't no chemicals. We ain't going in the goddamn uh time heist. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] the Hulk. [ __ ] Iron. I'm Iron Man actually. [ __ ] Ant-Man. [ __ ] Captain America. [ __ ] Bucky. [ __ ] the uh Natasha um the redhead [ __ ] >> [ __ ] uh the black [ __ ] [ __ ] bird.

[00:52:45][ __ ] HIM. [ __ ] EVERYBODY. [ __ ] MY MAMA DIED IN 1991 and y'all didn't say [ __ ] till 25 years later. You new [ __ ] [ __ ] you.

[00:52:53]>> Yeah. I'm going to beat ass till I feel better.

[00:52:57]Yeah. Well, I think um How long have we been talking?

[00:53:01]>> 45 minutes.

[00:53:01]>> You said 53.

[00:53:03]>> We're doing great.

[00:53:03]>> I think we're doing great. We really just kind of yapped. I mean, it was fun.

[00:53:07]It was a good yap session. Um >> what was today? Tuesday.

[00:53:12]>> Wednesday.

[00:53:13]>> Wednesday. Today. Wednesday.

[00:53:15]>> On o'clock.

[00:53:16]>> It is on the o'clock.

[00:53:17]>> Okay. Well, we can Okay. Well, y'all are all hearts and minds clear.

[00:53:22]>> All right. Bam.