David’s Face Says It All: He Was Never Cut Out For This

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]WOO!

[00:00:02]HOT TUB.

[00:00:07]YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO PUT A CAP IN THEIR ASS.

[00:00:10]HOLD [screaming] THAT BIRD. OH MY GOD, DAVID, LET ME SEE. NO, KELLY. LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE. OH, GET IT OUT. OKAY. Oh god, Kelly. Oh my god, you're good. You're all right. You're okay, but man, you really shot yourself a new butt hole. Yeah, went straight down the crack.

[00:00:23]>> Yeah, feels like it just grazed my biscuits right there betwixt them. Yeah, it doesn't hurt that bad. No, I think you're You're okay, I mean you got a nice big hole in your shorts. Yeah. It's just a skin burn, you're all right.

[00:00:32]>> Yeah.

[00:00:34]I'm going to walk backwards cuz I don't want you to look at my dairy air. Well, I've seen it. Hate to tell you. Crack and all. Yeah, maybe I can uh stare at your crack one of these days so we can get even.