Two Unstoppable Detectives Against a Powerful Crime Empire | Classic Action HD

[00:00:06]10 4 20 William 12. We have you eastbound 14 freeway in pursuit of tanker truck. Backup is available. Are unit 3 is in the area.

[00:00:16]>> I see him, but I can handle this myself.

[00:00:18]>> This is air unit 3. Forget it, Tango.

[00:00:21]We'll take it from here. Drop back.

[00:00:23]>> Cops. I've been on this case for 3 months. All right, I'm going around.

[00:00:32]>> [music] [music] >> We're out of our jurisdiction, Tango.

[00:00:50]County Sheriff and CHP are on the way.

[00:00:52]Whatever you're going to do, do it now.

[00:00:55]Good luck.

[00:00:57]>> Thanks. Over [music] [music] here.

[00:01:23]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Jesus. [ __ ] This guy's crazy.

[00:02:01][music] [ __ ] Glad you could drop in.

[00:02:22]You like jewelry?

[00:02:23]>> Oh, [ __ ] you.

[00:02:25]>> I prefer blondes.

[00:02:29]>> Do the honors.

[00:03:01]Ray.

[00:03:02]>> Hey, Captain. What the hell's going on here?

[00:03:04]>> I'm just letting the locals do their thing.

[00:03:06]>> You blew out the window of this truck.

[00:03:08]>> I know. We got two guys lying on the road.

[00:03:10]>> I know this >> federal highway and we're out of our jurisdiction.

[00:03:13]>> That's true.

[00:03:13]>> So, what the hell's going on?

[00:03:14]>> I heard a rumor about this truck.

[00:03:16]>> What about this truck?

[00:03:17]>> It's not a truck.

[00:03:18]>> Gas truck?

[00:03:19]>> No, it's a major movie violation.

[00:03:25]>> Did you check the first panel?

[00:03:26]>> It's full of gas, sir.

[00:03:28]>> We checked the whole truck, [ __ ] There's nothing in it. And you're out of your neighborhood, big city boy. I want your badge. I want your weapon. I want your ass. Who in the [ __ ] do you think you are?

[00:03:39]>> He thinks he's Rambo.

[00:03:42]>> Rambo is a [ __ ] [music] >> All right.

[00:03:51]>> What do you know? It's snowing.

[00:04:02]>> Anybody want to get high? I'll be down.

[00:04:06]>> [music] >> Not bad for a city guy.

[00:04:15]>> Ray, Tango. [clears throat] He's done it to us again.

[00:04:20]And if it isn't Tango, it's cash. Tango.

[00:04:23]Cash. [music] Cash. And Tango. These two cops are driving me crazy.

[00:04:28]We have to do something about this.

[00:04:30]>> I agree. I [music] would like to handle this myself, Mr. Fred. No, we will handle it then.

[00:04:37]>> No, [music] not that way.

[00:04:43]I have something else in mind.

[00:04:50]>> Hey, today >> [music] [music] >> Nobody.

[00:05:14][music] Well, if it isn't Armani with a badge, [laughter] [music] Heat.

[00:05:59][music] Heat.

[00:06:15]Hey, [music] heat. Hey.

[00:06:47]>> [music] >> believe in it. [music] Hey, this is my A [music] >> [music] [music] >> What's the matter? face got a little headache.

[00:08:09]>> You crazy guy. What did you do with my car? I did striker.

[00:08:16]Welcome to America.

[00:08:29]>> Hey, Dango. [music] Saw your picture in the paper.

[00:08:32]>> Nice suit.

[00:08:33]>> Thanks. Nice work.

[00:08:40]Hey, Ray.

[00:08:40]>> Yeah, >> look at this.

[00:08:42]>> Blind luck.

[00:08:45]>> Hey, Ray.

[00:08:45]>> Yeah, >> Catherine's in your office.

[00:08:47]>> Oh, that's great.

[00:08:50]Catherine, you just don't take off on the spur of the moment. It's >> what? Illogical.

[00:08:56]>> Barry, >> Ray, it's not that big of a deal. I'm only going to be gone a month or two.

[00:09:00]>> Well, a month or two is how long it takes to build a house, not take a vacation. A dance tour is not a vacation. And besides, I just want to get away.

[00:09:07]>> Away? You've got everything you need right here in this town.

[00:09:10]>> Grime, crime, and slime. No thanks. I'd really rather be out of here.

[00:09:14]>> Okay. Well, then at least let me have the phone numbers where I can reach you.

[00:09:16]Okay.

[00:09:19]>> Why don't I just call you?

[00:09:21]>> Why don't you just call me?

[00:09:29]Look, Catherine, if you're feeling stressed, don't run away from him. Stay here and we can deal with this together.

[00:09:36]>> Wait, please don't make me feel guilty.

[00:09:37]I mean, I just feel like I need some time alone. Okay. And I promise, Lieutenant, that I will be a good girl.

[00:09:44]>> There it is. The key word, good. See, you're telling me you're going to be this good girl because you know, don't you? Automatically, I think you're going to be bad there. Yes.

[00:09:58]>> Hey, Ray. What's a margin call?

[00:10:00]>> Why?

[00:10:01]>> Well, your stock broker's on line three.

[00:10:03]Says it's urgent.

[00:10:03]>> This is very important. Don't leave.

[00:10:05]>> Yeah.

[00:10:09]>> Hold on. Catherine, >> look. Ray, I'm sorry. I have a plane to catch.

[00:10:12]>> Catherine, don't go.

[00:10:15]>> Think positive.

[00:10:18]>> [ __ ] >> Harvey. Yeah. Yeah, it's me. Sure.

[00:10:31]Good thing you had your vest on, Cash.

[00:10:33]>> Hardly need it with these half load soft slugs. This guy was really sloppy.

[00:10:44]Oh boy. Look at this, will you?

[00:10:48]Sure. Cost me nine bucks. Give me a new vest, will you?

[00:10:53]>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:11:05]Hey, who's been [ __ ] with my gun?

[00:11:07]>> Scy shifted on it.

[00:11:09]>> Maybe you dropped it.

[00:11:10]>> I didn't drop it.

[00:11:14]>> Yeah, Gabe.

[00:11:16]>> You get anything out of that guy?

[00:11:17]>> Nothing. He doesn't speak any English.

[00:11:19]As soon as we brought an interpreter, all he said was he wanted a lawyer.

[00:11:22]>> Let me question him.

[00:11:23]>> Question him? guy that just tried to blow you away. Forget it.

[00:11:29]>> Stay away from him, Gab.

[00:11:40]>> Hi.

[00:11:43]So, you don't know any English, huh? Well, I don't know much Chinese, so I guess we're going to have to give you a crash course, buddy.

[00:11:51]But you want to know something? I got a feeling you're going to be a real quick learner. Yeah. Come here. [music] Sit down.

[00:11:57]There we go.

[00:11:59]>> All right. This is lesson number one.

[00:12:02]And believe me, the next lessons do get harder. Who hired you to kill me.

[00:12:06]>> I don't know.

[00:12:08]>> I don't know.

[00:12:11]>> No.

[00:12:11]>> Wrong answer. Try again.

[00:12:15]>> I think he's one of men. I don't know his name. I swear. Look at that flattop.

[00:12:23]You're speaking like a native already.

[00:12:26]>> What is this?

[00:12:27]>> English 101.

[00:12:29]>> Now, since your scumbag lawyer won't be here for quite some time, is there anything else you want to share with me?

[00:12:36]>> Think hard.

[00:12:37]>> A deal tonight [panting] for 9:42 Street 9:00.

[00:12:45]>> Very good.

[00:12:48]>> My compliments. You did pretty good for your first lesson. Don't forget to wash your hands.

[00:12:55]>> Ray, your ships come in. There's a big bus going down at 4942 Front Street.

[00:13:00]>> Great. Is that reliable?

[00:13:01]>> It's very reliable. It's phone tap.

[00:13:03]>> Fantastic. What the hell is this?

[00:13:05]Downtown clown versus Beverly Hills.

[00:13:08]Watt.

[00:13:09]>> All the news is fit to print.

[00:13:10]>> I don't understand you. You make a shitload of money. You dress like a banker. What are you doing this for?

[00:13:15]>> Action.

[00:13:16]>> Action.

[00:13:17]>> Good old American action. If you really want to stare death in the eye, you should have gotten married. Is that a [snorts] proposal?

[00:13:42]Captain Moyer, support the security.

[00:13:44]Captain security, [music] >> Gabriel Cash. Oh, God. How many millions? How many? How many this time?

[00:14:05]Actually, oh god, Ray Tango. How he loves to dance. He waltes in and takes all my drugs and then Tang goes [music] back out again.

[00:14:34]Well, I've had enough of this. Too much television can hurt your eyes.

[00:14:44]Now, now do you understand why we mustn't kill them?

[00:14:48]>> No, Mr. Prett, I do not understand. It would be much quicker and easier.

[00:14:57]>> Quicker and easier.

[00:15:01]Yes, quick and easy is how you make a cake or clean a toilet bowl or shop by mail.

[00:15:09]But quick and easy is not how you run a multi-million dollar business such as ours. Now, Mr. Qu on the east side, that's your part of the city. Gabriel Cash has cost me more than $60 million. That includes guns and drugs and various other enterprises. On the west side, Mr. Lopez Ray Tango has cost me even more.

[00:15:44]Two little mice and so much damage.

[00:15:51]But if we kill them, we risk all out war with the police. They're heroes already.

[00:16:00]Why make martyrs out of them?

[00:16:04]Instead of death, we have a game. A game that only we can win. Within two weeks, I will be taking delivery of the largest shipment of munitions and weapons that we [music] have ever handled.

[00:16:25]Within that time, Tango and Cash will be safely tucked away. behind bars.

[00:16:52]Aren't they beautiful?

[00:17:22]Heat. Heat.

[00:17:52]>> [music] >> Heat. Heat.

[00:19:12]>> [music] >> What >> the [ __ ] are you doing here? You almost got yourself killed, pal.

[00:19:21]>> Well, really? I'd say it's the other way around. Oh, I know what you're talking about. I pull this trigger and your throat's hanging off that wall behind you.

[00:19:26]>> Really? You pull that trigger, I'm going to blow you in half. You got the visual.

[00:19:28]>> You are [ __ ] diluted, pal. You never had a chance to hit me with that gun.

[00:19:32]>> No, not with this one. But this one.

[00:19:37][snorts and clears throat] >> You know me, huh?

[00:19:39]>> Yeah, I hear you're the second best cop in LA.

[00:19:41]>> That's funny. I hear the same thing about you.

[00:19:42]>> No, just stay off my case.

[00:19:43]>> What makes it your case?

[00:19:44]>> I've been on for 3 months. That makes it my case.

[00:19:46]>> Mia says shows how stupid you are cuz I've been on it for about half an hour now and here I am all caught up with you. Stay off my case.

[00:19:52]>> Nice tie.

[00:19:58]>> All right, it's your bus. How do you want to do this?

[00:20:00]>> I'm going in first. You cover me on three. Okay. All right. One, two, >> three.

[00:20:09][snorts] >> What's the score, babe?

[00:20:15]>> My turn. Don't move.

[00:20:19]Don't move your hands.

[00:20:22]Oh man, I don't think his hands are going anywhere.

[00:20:28]>> Want to do the honors?

[00:20:35]>> He's wired.

[00:20:38]>> Oh, no. No. This is all wrong.

[00:20:41]>> You know, you ought to be a cop.

[00:20:43]>> Did you expect this?

[00:20:44]>> No, I didn't expect this. And I didn't expect you either to tell you the truth.

[00:20:49]Why the hell is he wired?

[00:20:51]>> I don't know, but you're going to play hell getting anything out of him. You know you're right. This is your show and I'm gone. Ciao, babe.

[00:20:59]Right. Right side.

[00:21:01]>> I got the easy way.

[00:21:05]Wait a minute. We're on the same team.

[00:21:07]Will you just read this?

[00:21:09]>> I'm going to blow both your [ __ ] brains out.

[00:21:13]>> No problem.

[00:21:14]>> I'm convinced.

[00:21:15]>> Hands are sterile.

[00:21:16]>> I'd like a receipt for that. Yeah, me too.

[00:21:19]We can talk about this.

[00:21:28]>> Christ, that's my gun.

[00:21:31]>> What's your gun doing?

[00:21:32]>> Hey, that's my gun. I put it in my locker.

[00:21:35]>> Take your gun now.

[00:21:39]>> It's evidence.

[00:21:40]>> What'd you do? What you going to do? For a sec, I stole it out of my locker.

[00:21:43]>> You want to tell me what you did?

[00:21:45]What? Gentlemen, I don't know this man.

[00:21:48]I didn't come with this man. And with your permission, I'll be leaving this man.

[00:21:51]>> Hey, child. Bella, >> get back.

[00:21:53]>> Well, you may not have arrived with him, but you're leaving with him. Jack, >> you're making a mistake.

[00:21:58]>> You're going down for this.

[00:22:01]Get these bastards out of here now.

[00:22:06]>> You're a bad com.

[00:22:07]>> I hope you got a good mother.

[00:22:16]>> [music] >> Brett says use this type here.

[00:22:33][music] >> The true tango shot a federal officer.

[00:22:41]>> No comment.

[00:22:43]police.

[00:22:44]>> No comment.

[00:22:45]>> Detective Cash there, too.

[00:22:46]>> No comment.

[00:22:46]>> Captain, please.

[00:22:49]>> What do they have?

[00:22:51]>> They got a 380 with Cash's fingerprints on it. They think it's the murder weapon and they got it down in ballistics checking it. They were found at the scene of the crime and nobody else was seen coming or going.

[00:23:06]>> What else?

[00:23:07]>> Sir, [music] tape's ready.

[00:23:09]>> What tape?

[00:23:14]Now, >> show us the money. We're in a hurry. The >> money's in the suitcase.

[00:23:18]>> Open it.

[00:23:19]>> It's all there. Count it if you want to.

[00:23:20]>> You want to?

[00:23:22]>> Okay. Where's the stuff?

[00:23:23]>> Right here. Best high for the buy.

[00:23:25]Direct from the apartment lockup.

[00:23:26]>> Hey, you know, I like dealing with cops.

[00:23:29]>> Why is that?

[00:23:30]>> It restores my low opinion of human nature.

[00:23:33]>> Well, really? [music] Well, in that case, you're going to love this.

[00:23:38]Lieutenants Ray Tango [music] and Gabriel Cash, two of the department's most highly decorated officers, go on trial today for the slaying of a federal undercover agent during a drug sting operation.

[00:23:48]>> Officers Tango and Cash [music] insist that they are the victims of an elaborate setup, possibly a retaliation by criminal figures aimed at taking the two top cops out of action. Expert witnesses are scheduled to lead off the prosecution's case.

[00:23:59]>> Mr. Skinner, you've listened to the tapes, and if you had to make a judgment regarding its authenticity, I'd say that there's no reason for me to believe that it isn't genuine.

[00:24:08]>> And what type of procedure did you use to test this tape?

[00:24:10]>> Took samples of the suspect's voices and compared them with the voices on the tape using an oscilloscope. The match was identical.

[00:24:16]>> When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out.

[00:24:20]>> The witness may step down >> with the tow truck.

[00:24:23]When I entered the premises, I saw the two suspects. The guns, the money, the drugs, the dead body. That's what I saw.

[00:24:32]>> When these two guys show up, I figure the whole thing's gone sour. So, I'm going to go in and clear everything up when [music] they kill it.

[00:24:41]>> When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the hut here a visit.

[00:24:45]>> I'll bring the chainsaw.

[00:24:46]>> Nothing at this time, your honor.

[00:24:48]>> I'll bring the beer.

[00:24:52]Detective Cash assaulted me. He put a chair in my chest and [music] sat on it.

[00:24:56]>> I couldn't find a piano.

[00:25:00]>> Oh, this son of a [ __ ] can speak English.

[00:25:03]>> I'm telling you, the square crow can talk.

[00:25:05]>> Square?

[00:25:06]>> What would you call it?

[00:25:07]>> As the defense attorneys for Tango and Cash left the [music] courtroom, their mood can only be described as grim. They clearly face an uphill battle, if not an impossible one.

[00:25:20]Ray, somebody set you up good. I feel we should cop a plea.

[00:25:25]>> You can guarantee me minimum security.

[00:25:27]>> Absolutely. There's no question about it. That'll be the deal.

[00:25:30]>> Is Cash's attorney giving him the same advice?

[00:25:32]>> If he's smart, he is.

[00:25:35]>> I want to talk to Cash.

[00:25:45]>> I'm going to make a statement for the court, Ray. I'd like to get to work on it. Why do you want to see me?

[00:25:49]>> Well, first of all, I want to say I'm really not that fond of your kind.

[00:25:52]>> Oh, really? What kind is that?

[00:25:54]>> Well, you're a glory hound and a hot dog.

[00:25:57]>> That stings. You'll let me know when the critique is over.

[00:26:00]>> It's over.

[00:26:02]My lawyer wants me to cop a plea.

[00:26:04]>> Yeah, mine too. 18 months. Lamppoke Federal Country Club. I think you'll love it. I understand they open the gym at 5:00 a.m. You can start pumping early.

[00:26:19]Who do you think set us up?

[00:26:21]>> I don't know. I got a lot of admirers.

[00:26:22]How about you?

[00:26:23]>> I got a few.

[00:26:26]>> Look, if we cop a plea, we cop it together.

[00:26:31]>> I think what you're saying there is that your lawyer wanted you to consider making a deal.

[00:26:35]>> Mhm.

[00:26:35]>> But you didn't want to leave this Gloria Hound hot dog holding the bag.

[00:26:39]>> Sound about right, Ray?

[00:26:42]>> Very generous guy. I'll make the statement.

[00:26:44]>> I'll make the statement.

[00:26:45]>> No way. What do >> you mean? Why not?

[00:26:46]>> You'll screw it up.

[00:26:47]>> When's your birthday?

[00:26:48]>> What difference is it?

[00:26:49]>> When were you born?

[00:26:50]>> Why?

[00:26:50]>> Day and month. It's not that tough, right?

[00:26:51]>> You do my horoscope.

[00:26:52]>> You don't have to give me the year. You have to embarrass yourself. When were you born?

[00:26:56]>> Me.

[00:26:56]>> February. [laughter] I got seniority. I'll make the statement.

[00:27:01]>> August 16th.

[00:27:04]I read your records, Cash. Isn't that the date you were hatched? August 16th.

[00:27:08]Ring a bell? I got seniority.

[00:27:12][laughter] All rise.

[00:27:19]>> The court is now in session. The honorable judge McCormack presiding.

[00:27:24]Be seated.

[00:27:26]Your honor, the defendants wish to change their plea.

[00:27:31]>> Order.

[00:27:34]>> Very well. Counselor, what is the plea?

[00:27:37]>> Your honor, may I approach the bench, please?

[00:27:40]>> Proceed, Mr. Tango, >> it's okay.

[00:27:50]Your honor, I've been a policeman for 12 years, and I think it's the best organization in the country.

[00:27:58]At times, I've been accused of being too aggressive and taking criminals off the street. Well, if that's a sin, then I guess I'm guilty.

[00:28:07]All the cops I've worked with are good cops. You are doing a tough job and I only hope that the outcome of this trial is such that the whole department is not judged by what has transpired here.

[00:28:24]Thank you.

[00:28:28]>> Will you let me handle this?

[00:28:32]>> That's it. [clears throat] >> You have anything to add, Mr. Cash?

[00:28:38]>> Yeah. No.

[00:28:39]>> No. No.

[00:28:40]>> Yeah.

[00:28:41]>> No.

[00:28:43]>> Order.

[00:28:44]>> Your honor.

[00:28:46]>> Be seated, Mr. Cash.

[00:28:51]>> Your honor. The defendants wish to plead no contest to a charge of voluntary manslaughter.

[00:28:57]>> I tell you, this is part of an agreement.

[00:28:59]>> Yes, your honor. The state will recommend a sentence of not more than 18 months in a minimum security facility.

[00:29:08]>> Miss Cash, Mr. Tangle, do you understand the plea which you have entered and do you do so of your own free will?

[00:29:13]>> Yes, sir.

[00:29:14]>> Yes, sir.

[00:29:15]>> Well, then this agreement is acceptable to the court. The court directs the defense and the state to deliver the proper documentation.

[00:29:23]Courts adjourned.

[00:29:29]Now that Tango and Cash are behind bars, you don't have to be afraid anymore.

[00:29:36]>> What's the matter, gentlemen? You don't share my enthusiasm.

[00:29:40]>> Oh, Mr. Brett, I am sorry, but I cannot appreciate these games you keep playing.

[00:29:47]Forgive me for asking, Mr. Peret, but uh what happens in 18 months when they get out?

[00:29:54]>> Use your imagination.

[00:29:59]What makes you think they'll ever get out again?

[00:30:04]Now go and take care of your business. I got a feeling this is going to be a great year.

[00:30:13]These bozos ever hear of shock absorbers? Well, I guess we're here.

[00:30:15]Welcome to Club Fed.

[00:30:21]>> End of the line. Get out.

[00:30:24]You this way.

[00:30:35]So, what do you got to say now, genius?

[00:30:39]>> I don't think there's a golf course here.

[00:30:43]>> Make yourselves at home sweet home, boys.

[00:30:47]>> This has got to be a mistake. What do you think?

[00:30:49]>> I think my underwear is riding into my throat.

[00:30:54]>> What do you mean they're not there? They were on that bus.

[00:30:57]>> Listen, I'm already trying to trace them. They were transferred off the bus somewhere down near Victorville.

[00:31:03]>> We got to find them.

[00:31:04]>> Well, nice to see your underwear problem is solved.

[00:31:06]>> I noticed. And Cash, you can stop holding your stomach.

[00:31:10]>> Oh, come on. Somebody bribed a goddamn prison board. That's why we're here.

[00:31:15]Prison board is as crooked as everybody else in this deal.

[00:31:20]Oh, man. I'll tell you one thing.

[00:31:23]Whoever set us up is really [ __ ] connected. Who do you think it is? Huh?

[00:31:26]Juan, thanks.

[00:31:30]No, no, wait. I got it. It's Lopez.

[00:31:35]It's L. Look, look, follow me through here. Lopez has a guy pretend to try and kill me. Okay. And then he claims that Quan put him up to it. The Chinese guy feeds me that bogus information about the setup. That way, Lopez figures no matter what happens, I'll think it was Quan all the time. It's Lopez. Then now I know it, right?

[00:31:55]Well, what do you think?

[00:31:57]>> I think with your IQ, you're unarmed and still very dangerous.

[00:32:01]>> Okay, Sherlock Holmes, if you're so goddamn smart, you tell me who set us up.

[00:32:04]>> I don't know yet.

[00:32:06]>> Yeah, you don't know [ __ ] What are you doing? What are you doing?

[00:32:11]What are you doing?

[00:32:12]>> Relax, soap, and don't flatter yourself, Peeweee.

[00:32:19]>> I don't know you that well.

[00:32:22]Don't worry, Cash. Someday the other one will drop.

[00:32:25]>> And avoid tripod. You just keep talking.

[00:32:28]>> Sure thing, Minnie Mouse. Oh, >> by the way, I think they're going to stick us in general population.

[00:32:36]>> Yeah.

[00:32:38]Well, you know they don't put cops in general population.

[00:32:43]>> Never put cops in general population, huh? [cheering] >> Let me load up your [ __ ] bail, guys.

[00:32:49]I'm going to put brown sugar in your ass.

[00:32:51]>> [ __ ] I put half these guys away.

[00:32:54]>> Hey, Tango. I'm going wear you in my shirt like my [ __ ] I'm going to kick your [ __ ] ass.

[00:32:58]>> You know what I really hate?

[00:32:59]>> What?

[00:33:00]>> Litter.

[00:33:01]>> God damn it.

[00:33:02]>> What?

[00:33:03]>> Forgot to bring the marshmallows.

[00:33:05]>> I don't think rehabilitation's worked in here. Do you?

[00:33:08]>> Oh, they're just misunderstood. Really?

[00:33:12]>> Bring that to me. Bring that to me.

[00:33:17]Don't [screaming] stop.

[00:33:21]Bring him here.

[00:33:23]Come here.

[00:33:25]I want to talk to you.

[00:33:27]>> Hey, punk.

[00:33:29]When I get out of here, I'm going to tear you a new ass.

[00:33:32]>> You know, Captain Daval here.

[00:33:35]>> Yes. Yes. I love Jo Conan the Barbarian.

[00:33:42]>> If you need me, me and my ass will be in the neighborhood.

[00:33:48]>> [panting] >> You [ __ ] pig. [ __ ] I'll look for you.

[00:33:52]>> I think you're going to be very popular here.

[00:33:55]>> Funny. I don't see your fan club either.

[00:34:24]Hey, that crapper is mine.

[00:34:29]>> I see. And what am I supposed to use?

[00:34:32]>> I don't give a [ __ ] Just don't use that.

[00:34:37]>> Okay, bud. We're going to get one thing straight right now.

[00:34:44]That is yours.

[00:34:54]>> Would you mind stopping that? Thank you.

[00:34:59]Appreciate it.

[00:35:01]I'm not afraid of you.

[00:35:06]You see that?

[00:35:08]I killed him.

[00:35:10]Congratulations.

[00:35:12]>> He was my best friend.

[00:35:18]>> Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody.

[00:35:24]>> Will you look at that?

[00:35:28]Sugar is up. I cannot believe this.

[00:35:36]it over.

[00:35:49]>> [snorts] [snorts] [snorts] >> Stay tuned.

[00:36:50][screaming] Oh no, you got him.

[00:37:22][music] Come on.

[00:37:33]>> Think I you?

[00:37:34]>> What's it look like?

[00:37:39]>> Oh, yeah. Let me guess. The welcoming committee.

[00:37:42]>> It's either that or a surprise party.

[00:37:46]>> Don't make a move. We'll talk our way out of this.

[00:37:50]>> I don't think I'm into small talk. I'm telling you, if we panic, we're history.

[00:37:55]Ah, the infamous Cash and Tango.

[00:37:59]Dishonored, imprisoned.

[00:38:02]What a shameful fall from glory. And who are you?

[00:38:07]>> Just think of me as somebody who doesn't like you very much.

[00:38:14]>> I think the surprise party's definitely out.

[00:38:19]Oh [ __ ] that's the guy I followed to the setup.

[00:38:24]>> Don't panic.

[00:38:28]>> Totty Tango, you're a pretty boy, aren't you?

[00:38:32]>> I'm panicking.

[00:38:33]>> How'd you like me to change it for you?

[00:38:36]>> I wouldn't.

[00:38:37]>> How about you?

[00:38:39]Maybe you first.

[00:38:40]>> Don't panic.

[00:38:43]>> I'll cut your bloody throat. Yank your thumb out the O and tied a lovely wins a knot for you. E >> I don't wear ties. That's him.

[00:38:51]>> Brave boy.

[00:38:52]>> You want to cut my Don't go ahead. H.

[00:38:53]You want to cut my [ __ ] head off and use it for a [ __ ] basketball? You can bowl the [ __ ] for all I care.

[00:38:59]Just don't let him do it. I don't want to get killed by this limey immigrant jerk off. I don't want to get killed by an American jerk off.

[00:39:08]>> You [ __ ] wanker. Put it away for now.

[00:39:13]Just for now.

[00:39:16]Some of your other friends want to say hello first.

[00:39:19]>> What are you doing?

[00:39:20]>> Buying time.

[00:39:21]>> Time for what?

[00:39:23]>> I don't know yet.

[00:39:25][laughter] >> Oh [ __ ] It's Conan.

[00:39:28]>> What?

[00:39:28]>> It's Conan.

[00:39:29]>> We're going to get Foo Bar now.

[00:39:30]>> What the hell's Foo Bar?

[00:39:31]>> You'll see.

[00:39:33]Real badass cops.

[00:39:36][laughter] >> You don't look so tough now, do you?

[00:39:39]>> Do you? You [ __ ] >> Must mean you >> on the streets. This pig and his [ __ ] friends broke my ribs, my leg, and my jaw.

[00:39:49]>> You broke that jaw.

[00:39:51]>> You deserved it.

[00:39:52]>> Why did you do that?

[00:39:54]>> Why?

[00:39:55]>> Yeah. Why?

[00:39:55]>> I was having a bad day.

[00:39:56]>> Like now.

[00:39:57]>> Like now.

[00:40:10]Let me out.

[00:40:12]Oh, [music] [music] [music] I'm a [ __ ] Don't break your head now.

[00:41:00][cheering] Rats in a maze in a cave.

[00:41:10]>> Come on, lads. Place your bets. Let's go.

[00:41:15]>> All right. Who's a brave boy? Who first?

[00:41:25]>> Hang on.

[00:41:26]>> Got any family?

[00:41:28]>> Yeah.

[00:41:32]I'm going steady with the alimony check.

[00:41:34]That's about it. [music] First the cash.

[00:41:43]It's all right, man.

[00:41:50][music] Heat.

[00:42:05]Heat.

[00:42:18]>> [screaming] >> Heat. Heat.

[00:42:30][laughter] >> [music] >> Back up, boys. Get on out of here.

[00:42:43]>> Get him the hell down.

[00:42:44]>> I'll shoot you. Come here. Come here now.

[00:42:49]Off that.

[00:42:50]>> Lock this place down.

[00:42:55]>> A [ __ ] >> Cash, you fight this one. I'm a little burnt out.

[00:43:01]You look like hell, Cash.

[00:43:02]>> Matt, >> Matt, it is you, isn't it? Say it is.

[00:43:07]>> It is.

[00:43:08]>> Oh, God. Am I glad to see you, >> Cash?

[00:43:12]>> Yeah.

[00:43:13]>> My arm.

[00:43:16]>> Who's this guy?

[00:43:17]>> Matt Sakowski. I'm assistant.

[00:43:19]>> He was my CEO when I started on the forest.

[00:43:21]>> You guys are in deep [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> Really?

[00:43:25]>> Yeah.

[00:43:25]>> Who the hell set you up?

[00:43:27]I don't know, but I think we just met him. You know, if this creep wants us dead so bad, why does he just put a bullet in our head and call it a day? I mean, what what the hell does he got to play this game for?

[00:43:36]>> Maybe he has a boring night in life.

[00:43:37]>> How do you get in here, man?

[00:43:38]>> Ah, [ __ ] Anything can happen behind these walls. All you need is the cash.

[00:43:42]We got some of the best gods money can buy. You got the bucks, you get what you need. The whole place is corrupt.

[00:43:48]They're going to put you back in general population. Somebody's going to nail you both. The way I see it, you got only one choice. Escape.

[00:43:54]>> Escape.

[00:43:56]Yeah, >> I'll tell you what. Tomorrow morning, I'll get a spoon and we'll start tunnling out of here and you can help me chew through the bars. Okay, Cash, come on. This is [ __ ] >> What's with your friend?

[00:44:05]>> Well, he's a little upset. He misses his wardrobe.

[00:44:09]>> What are you saying, Max? You got to listen to me. I got a plan. I got it all worked out.

[00:44:13]>> How do we trust him?

[00:44:14]>> We've known each other for 15 years.

[00:44:17]>> We trusted our lawyers, too.

[00:44:18]>> Yeah, and we trusted the judge, and that got us nowhere. So, I guess this time you're going to have to trust me. Now that is a risky proposition.

[00:44:27]>> Come on, Gabe. I got a present for you.

[00:44:30]>> You're unbelievable.

[00:44:36]>> I do miss my wardrobe.

[00:44:38]>> This is the prison ventilation system.

[00:44:41]You get to it from the utility shaft in the yard. This is the main ventilation shaft that leads outside beyond the wall. I can shut one of these fans down and leave this vent door unlocked. I'll get you the right work detail and leave everything you need outside the shaft.

[00:44:55]>> What about this way? It looks like it's faster.

[00:44:57]>> No, no, no. Long way around. I stick to plan A. Hey, come on. Let's get you guys the infirmary.

[00:45:03]>> Why just use your plan A?

[00:45:04]>> Because it's a hell of a lot better than your plan B, which you don't even have.

[00:45:10]>> Not yet, Cash, but I will.

[00:45:15]Call the chainsaw.

[00:45:18]>> My partner in pain.

[00:45:20]>> I only got a minute. Sakowski got a stress detail. Let's go.

[00:45:24]>> Whoopy. Race you to the dumpster.

[00:45:25]>> Hey, it's set up for right now. Come on.

[00:45:28]>> Negative.

[00:45:30]>> What?

[00:45:30]>> I'm not going. I changed my mind.

[00:45:33]>> Did that little experience last night give you a brain meltdown? I don't know about you, but I have a slight aversion to getting fooar.

[00:45:38]>> What's fooar?

[00:45:39]>> [ __ ] up beyond all recognition. What is your problem?

[00:45:43]>> I'm not winging into anybody's trap. I don't trust Takowski. Sakowski is a cop for crazy.

[00:45:51]>> What's this?

[00:45:52]>> This is my fiance, Slinky. Of Slinky.

[00:45:59]>> Let's see how business is.

[00:46:01]>> Seriously, >> you are one major mistrustful, maladjusted human [ __ ] being. You know that?

[00:46:07]>> Yeah. Well, I love you, too.

[00:46:09]>> Ring, I'm not coming back for you.

[00:46:10]>> You're making a big mistake, but you don't have to. I hope you make it on the outside cash.

[00:46:20]>> Let's go. You link.

[00:46:23]>> I hope you and cousin it here are very happy together and raise a beautiful litter. Ciao.

[00:46:33]Ciao.

[00:47:03]Where have you been, [ __ ] And you're a half hour late.

[00:47:07]Doing my best, boss.

[00:47:09]Heat. Heat. [music] [music] Heat. Heat.

[00:47:37][music] Heat.

[00:48:10]Heat.

[00:48:24]Heat. [music] Heat.

[00:48:54]There he is.

[00:49:04][music] way.

[00:49:25]Heat.

[00:49:34]>> [music] >> What are you doing here? I got it.

[00:49:59]I can't hold it all day.

[00:50:11][music] Watch.

[00:50:34]Your friend Max walked you right into a trap. How could you be so stupid?

[00:50:39]>> Matt's dead.

[00:50:41]They cut his throat ear to ear. You know what I mean?

[00:50:44]>> Ponytail.

[00:50:45]>> Yeah, this is the way. All right.

[00:50:51]>> [music] [music] >> You're going to like this. It's the best ride in the park. [music] Come on. This way, Jack. Do you know where you're going? Absolutely.

[00:51:10]Sure. You know where you're going? I know exactly where I'm going. Then get your ass out of my face and get there.

[00:51:21]>> [music] [music] [music] >> Is this the only way? No.

[00:51:49]We can go back. Let's go.

[00:52:00]Sure. This is the way. It's exactly the way. Don't touch the bar.

[00:52:09]Hey, what? Don't touch those wires.

[00:52:14]Thanks.

[00:52:23]You know what? What?

[00:52:26]>> I'm getting real tired of electricity.

[00:52:28]>> Nag naga.

[00:52:33][music] Okay, no problem. We jump to those wires, fly down the other side, and we're home free.

[00:52:51]>> That's your plan?

[00:52:52]>> Yeah.

[00:52:53]>> We're going to fry.

[00:52:55]>> You don't know anything about electricity, do you?

[00:52:57]>> No. As long as you're only touching one wire and you're not touching the ground, you don't get electrocuted, >> right?

[00:53:04]>> I don't know.

[00:53:06]>> I don't either.

[00:53:08]>> I know I owe you from back there.

[00:53:10]>> Uh-huh.

[00:53:10]>> So, you can go first.

[00:53:13]>> Uh-uh. And you still owe me.

[00:53:15]>> I know you say that.

[00:53:18]>> If I don't make this, are you even going to try it?

[00:53:21]>> You got that close.

[00:53:41]Heat.

[00:54:01]Heat. [screaming] Heat.

[00:54:09][music] Heat.

[00:54:24]Come on.

[00:54:29]Come on.

[00:54:38]Come on. Tango. Come on.

[00:54:49]Heat. Heat. [music] Heat.

[00:55:18]Heat.

[00:55:40]>> [music] >> Heat. Heat.

[00:55:49]>> [music] >> That was fun.

[00:55:56]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:55:58]>> What'd you do? Stop a copy in a Danish.

[00:56:00]>> I hate Danish. Come on. We got to get out of here.

[00:56:04]>> All right.

[00:56:05]>> Nice old time with you.

[00:56:06]>> Yeah, I'll never forget that time in the shower.

[00:56:08]>> Cash, listen. If it gets too hot for you in the streets, go to a club called Cleopatra. Ask for a girl named Catherine. She'll know where to find me.

[00:56:17]Got it.

[00:56:19]>> Hey Ray, I really do owe you one.

[00:56:28]>> Warning Lopez on line one.

[00:56:32]>> Put them on.

[00:56:34]>> Gentlemen, I've already heard about the escape.

[00:56:38]>> Mr. Peret, this is most disturbing. We are being threatened by two maniacs.

[00:56:45]I think we must take some action.

[00:56:47]>> There you go. Thinking again. That's going to be the cause of your downfall.

[00:56:52]Try try to control your fear. These men are convicted killers and fugitives.

[00:56:58]They won't last long on the outside.

[00:57:00]>> Mr. Prett, we cannot rely on the police to take care of this matter. I insist.

[00:57:05]>> Don't insist.

[00:57:11]>> Insistent people make me angry.

[00:57:15]Everything is under control.

[00:57:29]Cover your tracks.

[00:57:38]Oh, you're beautiful.

[00:57:42]Oh, gee. Hope they're all right.

[00:57:45]>> Attention in the lab. Commencing live fire test.

[00:58:00]Owen.

[00:58:01]>> Hey, Gabe. I knew you'd come here. How'd you get out?

[00:58:06]>> Long story. Listen, you got something I can change into.

[00:58:08]>> Sure. Sure.

[00:58:11]Nice to see we have the same taste in clothes.

[00:58:14]>> Hey, Gay, do you need a special weapon?

[00:58:17]>> I need a gun. Big gun.

[00:58:18]>> Oh, I know. Big enough for you.

[00:58:23]>> Yeah, perfect.

[00:58:26]>> I always knew we shared the same taste in weaponry.

[00:58:30]>> Dave, check out the pooch.

[00:58:32]>> A new invention in senior citizen home protection.

[00:58:40]Well, well, you know, the gum boots are great.

[00:58:45]Perfect.

[00:58:46]>> See you, buddy.

[00:58:51][music] [music] Knock knock.

[00:59:12]>> Yuck.

[00:59:13]From the look of your diet, it's obvious you're not too interested in counting calories. Could it be that you're just too busy counting the money they paid you to set us up?

[00:59:21]>> I didn't set you up. I had nothing to do with it.

[00:59:23]>> Oh, you think I'm judging you unfairly?

[00:59:25]>> Hell yes. I had nothing to do with it.

[00:59:27]>> Nothing to do with it.

[00:59:32]>> Wer, can we be frank? You're looking terribly anemic. I think what you need is a little iron in your diet. Now, I know you switched those weapons and I know you planted the murder weapon at the scene, didn't you?

[00:59:44]>> They paid me.

[00:59:45]>> Who paid you?

[00:59:46]>> I don't know.

[00:59:47]>> Come on, you FBI guys are real brainy.

[00:59:49]Think thing think.

[00:59:50]>> It was an Englishman with red hair.

[00:59:52]>> Yeah, in a ponytail. You're going down for this. Remember those lyrics? You sang it to me loud and clear. But you're going down.

[01:00:00]>> It doesn't matter. They want me dead. My life isn't worth [ __ ] >> That's true. But I need you anyway.

[01:00:09]>> Just take me in. I'll tell him what I know. We can help each other.

[01:00:13]>> I hope you got paid real well for this one.

[01:00:16]>> You want to split it?

[01:00:33]>> [clears throat] >> So, who are you? What are you doing here?

[01:00:59]Who the hell do you think you are?

[01:01:03]Excuse me.

[01:01:06]Hey, [clears throat] who hired you to do the tape, Skinner?

[01:01:22]>> Lucky for me, this place is soundproof.

[01:01:24]That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you. Hey, I see you got all my greatest hits. And Tang goes, you just put together a nice little compilation, didn't you?

[01:01:34]>> I had no choice. He told me you'd kill me.

[01:01:37]>> Who?

[01:01:38]>> He didn't tell me his name. I swear to God.

[01:01:42]>> How fortunate they asked you to authenticate [music] your own work. Huh?

[01:01:45]>> I am the foremost expert. Well, >> you won't be the foremost expert for long if you keep using junky equipment like this.

[01:01:51]>> What do you mean the state-of-the-art equipment?

[01:01:59]What do you want to know?

[01:02:01]>> How are you contacted? I >> was contacted by phone. I never saw the guy.

[01:02:03]>> How'd you get him the tape?

[01:02:04]>> I mailed it.

[01:02:05]>> Where, too?

[01:02:05]>> I don't remember the address.

[01:02:10]>> I recorded the conversation. [laughter] >> Happy to play it for you.

[01:02:14]>> There you go.

[01:02:21]Put me through the to Captain Schroeder, please.

[01:02:25]No, he's got to be there. Would you check, please?

[01:02:29]All right. Just tell him his favorite stock broker is back in town. He'll know.

[01:02:48]>> [cheering] >> Hold it.

[01:02:51]>> Hey, Kiki. Nice work.

[01:02:52]>> Wait a minute. I >> I'm Catherine.

[01:02:58]>> Let's have a look.

[01:03:03]>> Something wrong?

[01:03:12]>> Oh, you know you can.

[01:03:14]>> Come on.

[01:03:17]Hey, Lynn. Let's go.

[01:03:26][music] [music] Hey, Red.

[01:03:43]Aerobics instructor, huh, Kiki?

[01:03:46]>> Hey, bud. Get your hands off my property.

[01:03:51][music] >> Any uh chance of a freeways on [music] bikes? Hey, Captain.

[01:04:04][music] So then you knew who I was all along, didn't you?

[01:04:16]>> I figured it out. You and Ray been getting a lot of press lately. [music] >> I'll bet we were set up good.

[01:04:24]>> I know. Ray couldn't have possibly done all those things he was accused of. You I'm not so sure about >> Oh god. How did this happen?

[01:04:35]>> Well, sliding off a high tension wire into a pine tree at 40 mph tends to slip a disc or two.

[01:04:42]Well, let's see if we can slip it back in.

[01:04:46]>> How's that feel?

[01:04:48]>> Are [clears throat] you kidding? Six or seven more hours of this and I'll be on the road to recovery.

[01:04:56]>> So, what's the story with you and Ray?

[01:05:01]>> What do you mean?

[01:05:02]>> Well, you know, you love him, hate him, none of the above.

[01:05:09]>> I love him.

[01:05:11]You do?

[01:05:12]>> Of course I do. He loves me, too. I just think he has a funny way of showing it.

[01:05:18]>> You guys see a lot of each other.

[01:05:20]>> He comes and goes as he pleases.

[01:05:23]>> That's a little insensitive.

[01:05:25]>> But I live my own life.

[01:05:28]>> Good for you, Lord.

[01:05:32][sighs] Kiki.

[01:05:42]>> Yeah.

[01:05:46]>> Lower.

[01:05:47]>> Yeah.

[01:05:49]Harder.

[01:05:50]>> I'll just move it around real slow.

[01:05:53][sighs] >> Don't stop.

[01:05:57]>> No. Don't worry. I can do this all night.

[01:06:00]>> Oh, God. Prove it.

[01:06:02]A little faster.

[01:06:04]>> More. Uh, deeper.

[01:06:07]>> Oh my god, Gabe. I can feel it going in.

[01:06:09]>> Oh.

[01:06:10]>> Oh, it's almost in.

[01:06:11]>> God, it's all the way in.

[01:06:15]>> Heads up, please back.

[01:06:20]>> Break, captain.

[01:06:23]>> Is this why you screen all your guests?

[01:06:25]>> I'm sorry, Captain.

[01:06:27]>> Freeze.

[01:06:28]>> Drop the duck.

[01:06:30]>> Tango.

[01:06:31]>> Real great police work. Way to go, Cash.

[01:06:34]Way to stay on top of it. What the hell were you doing?

[01:06:36]>> Nice to see you, too, Ray. Way to go.

[01:06:38]You almost nailed your captain.

[01:06:40]>> Yeah, well, at least I saw him. What the hell were you doing today?

[01:06:42]>> Hey, I saw him. I was just getting ready to make my move. By the way, your girlfriend?

[01:06:46]>> My sister?

[01:06:47]>> My what?

[01:06:48]>> What?

[01:06:49]>> My sister?

[01:06:50]>> She's your Are you That's great. I I don't mean that. Look, I know it had to look bad.

[01:06:57]>> Look, I deliberately punched out anyone in my life. I'm very proud of that path, [snorts] but you I'm going to hammer right through the goddamn lawn. Oh, really?

[01:07:04]>> Ray, who do you think you are? Don't you know how to use a doorbell? You know, you just stick out your finger and push.

[01:07:09]>> Excuse me. Isn't this 125 Orange Gro?

[01:07:12]>> Yeah, it is. This is my place. I live here. I do have some rights under my own place, don't I?

[01:07:16]>> No, Catherine. It's my roof, my house, and I let you dwell here.

[01:07:21]>> I pay you rent.

[01:07:22]>> Yeah. And you're two weeks late.

[01:07:23]>> Well, if you would check your mail.

[01:07:25]>> Well, in Tango's defense, he has been in prison.

[01:07:30]>> Excuse me.

[01:07:32]I think my panty hoes are riding into the unknown.

[01:07:34]>> Way up in the unknown. Just answer me one thing. Seriously, what the hell were you doing on the couch there with Queen for a day?

[01:07:44]>> It's none of your business.

[01:07:47]>> Catherine, can you believe it? She got the brains in the >> Tell me it's none of my business. What are brothers for?

[01:07:52]>> I don't know. And I don't want to know.

[01:07:54]Well, I'll tell you anyway.

[01:07:55]>> To protect against guys like him.

[01:07:58]>> Look it up in the big brother him.

[01:07:59]>> All right, that's it. Perfect.

[01:08:02]>> You're not going to run us in, are you?

[01:08:03]>> No, but I can only keep the department off your backs for another 24 hours. The feds are on the case.

[01:08:09]>> I suggest you slip into something a little more butch and you get rid of Daffy Duck there and try to clear your names.

[01:08:15]>> Already started.

[01:08:18]>> What do you got?

[01:08:19]>> This is the tape that's going to clear our names. Compliments of our pal Jumbo the forger.

[01:08:24]>> Skinner.

[01:08:25]>> Yeah. So, what have you got? about quarter to 4.

[01:08:31]>> Look, start with this. We IDed that creep you saw down there at the warehouse.

[01:08:36]>> Ponytail.

[01:08:37]>> Yeah, his name's Raken.

[01:08:40]Look him up. His address is right there.

[01:08:43]>> You guys got 24 hours to find the guy who set you up.

[01:08:46]>> When's the clock start? 5 minutes ago.

[01:08:50]>> Catherine, honestly, what were you doing on the couch with the elephant man?

[01:08:59]Please >> come in the house, change your clothes.

[01:09:05]>> You're going to make a very ugly bride someday.

[01:09:08]>> Wow.

[01:09:08]>> Is that a proposal?

[01:09:15]>> Blue one's nice.

[01:09:17]>> The blue it is.

[01:09:18]>> I'm sorry about my behavior tonight.

[01:09:22]I just want you to be okay. That's all.

[01:09:24]>> I'm okay.

[01:09:26]I can't believe all that's happened to you. How'd you get out of prison?

[01:09:29]>> Cash, you had a friend on the inside.

[01:09:32]I didn't want to come here, but I really had no other place to go.

[01:09:35]>> Ry, you're my brother. Where else are you supposed to go?

[01:09:38]>> The North Pole would be nice.

[01:09:40]>> Seriously, what are you going to do?

[01:09:41]From what Gabe said, maybe you'd be better off turning yourself in, talking to the press.

[01:09:46]>> No.

[01:09:49]>> So, how's the career going at the club?

[01:09:51]>> That's great. You're being hunted by some sadistic mystery man and you're worried about my dancing?

[01:09:56]>> No, I'm not worried about anything. I'm just wondering if you needed a little extra cash. I could buy you a bond or something like that. It's a seven and a quarter year. Catherine, >> big money.

[01:10:07]>> You help me out more than you need to.

[01:10:09]>> No, I don't. No, I don't. I spend so much time with my career, I hardly get a chance to see you anymore.

[01:10:15]>> Ray, you have nothing to feel guilty about. I love you there.

[01:10:23]>> Push him back. Push him [laughter] back way back.

[01:10:27]>> I got to go. I don't want to put you in jeopardy.

[01:10:30]>> What are you talking about?

[01:10:31]>> Oh, I'm talking about all that filth and scum I have to deal with out there.

[01:10:34]>> Well, here I am.

[01:10:35]>> See what I mean?

[01:10:36]>> Clock's running, Ray. Let's go.

[01:10:38]>> See you later.

[01:10:40]>> You uh mind if I have a word with Kik. I just wanted to say that I was having a wonderful time until Captain Fantastic here leaped the couch and smashed through your door. Anyway, um you know, after we get this stuff straightened out, think maybe we could get together again? [snorts] >> Yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice.

[01:10:56]>> Great. I just don't think we can go down to the ballpark.

[01:10:58]>> Can I talk to you?

[01:11:01]>> Yeah, I really don't think my sister's your type.

[01:11:06][music] >> [music] [music] >> Easy, [music] mate.

[01:12:01]>> Come on.

[01:12:03]Been expecting you.

[01:12:10]>> Shame. Shame. Don't you know ponytails are out this season? How you doing, [music] Cash?

[01:12:14]>> Oh, things are just getting better by the second.

[01:12:16]>> M. There's a party on the roof. [music] >> Can I invite Mr. Potato Head here?

[01:12:20]>> Sure. It wouldn't be a party without Potato Head.

[01:12:25]>> Plan A. This >> party is really fun.

[01:12:28]>> Thanks. How about it, Rick? Hell of you, huh? Come on, you mean puppet. Who pulls your strings? Piss off. Bollocks to plan A. I like this. It feels great up here.

[01:12:40][laughter] >> What did he say?

[01:12:42]>> Plan A is a loser.

[01:12:43]>> Hold on. Give me a name. Death brother.

[01:12:45]You're going back to [ __ ] England in a [ __ ] baggie.

[01:12:48]>> Up yours, also. You ain't worth a toss.

[01:12:51]Go. I'll drop me. Do it. Plan A is definitely a loser.

[01:12:56]>> Big tongue. Let's go to plan B.

[01:12:57]>> You've got a plan B?

[01:12:59]>> You're ashamed. Ring a bell?

[01:13:00]>> This is plan B. Can I talk to you for a minute?

[01:13:04]>> Not now. I'm busy.

[01:13:07]>> Just Just a second, please. Seriously. I mean, you're getting a little radical here, aren't you?

[01:13:12]>> What's radical?

[01:13:13]>> Blowing a man's head off with a [ __ ] hand grenade is a touch, don't you think?

[01:13:17]>> You got your way. I got mine. You know, I'm kind of glad you didn't want to talk, Rak. You know that.

[01:13:22]>> Let me just shoot him in the goddamn leg. He'll talk.

[01:13:24]>> I don't want the leg. I want the whole package.

[01:13:26]>> Maybe he doesn't know anything. Okay, >> I don't really care. What [laughter] do >> you mean you don't care? What the [ __ ] is this? You're a cop.

[01:13:32]>> Look, I was a cop. But because of this dirt bag and his friends, we're on the run. No, it's payback.

[01:13:37]>> That's enough. I mean it.

[01:13:40]>> Is it?

[01:13:40]>> Oh, man. I heard about you.

[01:13:42]>> Did you?

[01:13:42]>> I heard you were a [ __ ] section 8 and I didn't believe all that weird sadistic [ __ ] I heard you pull. But you are, man. You're for real.

[01:13:50]>> If you don't want to get sticky, get back, Jack.

[01:13:55]Dun dun dun dun dun.

[01:13:56]>> You got it, sicko.

[01:13:59]You blew it big time, pal. This asshole's out of control and I can't stop him. But I'm not going down for this, Tango. I mean it. You're on your own. I'm out of here.

[01:14:07]>> Don't forget the right.

[01:14:08]>> You are my vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, [ __ ] You got it.

[01:14:12]>> You really do look like [ __ ] in a ponytail.

[01:14:17]>> No, I'm sorry. Bye-bye, buddy. Bye, baby.

[01:14:22]>> I don't want to hear that.

[01:14:24]>> Period. Per. Who the hell is Peret?

[01:14:28]>> The blood with me in prison. He's a governor.

[01:14:30]>> Yeah. Where's he now? Where's the governor?

[01:14:32]>> The desert. Raicho airfield.

[01:14:33]>> Think he's telling the truth?

[01:14:34]>> I don't know. But it's not raining and he's standing in a puddle.

[01:14:36]>> Disgusting.

[01:14:37]>> You know, Potato Head, you just fell for the oldest routine in the book. Bad cop.

[01:14:42]>> Worst cop.

[01:14:45]>> Did you sleep with my sister?

[01:14:46]>> Oh, I don't believe you.

[01:14:48]>> Did you bump uglies with my sister?

[01:14:49]>> Bump uglies.

[01:14:50]>> Did you? Hey, listen.

[01:14:51]>> I was so drunk I honestly I don't remember. Okay, come on. The worst copper relate.

[01:14:58]>> My little contribution to birth control.

[01:15:03]Bloody hell. Die.

[01:15:09]Bloody dud. Cash. What about my sister?

[01:15:12]>> You know it's a free country, Tango.

[01:15:13]>> And what's that mean?

[01:15:14]>> People are free to do what they want.

[01:15:16]>> So >> So your sister is very, very free.

[01:15:18]>> I'm going to kill you.

[01:15:20]>> Okay, Owen, let's have it.

[01:15:31]Oh my god.

[01:15:33]>> Double armored bulletproof glazing all around. 120 mm cannon on the driver's side. Transfer case has torque splitting. It'll seat 60 in 5 1/2 seconds and pull high tens in the quarter.

[01:15:46]>> What is that?

[01:15:48]>> That is an RV from hell. Care to join me?

[01:15:54]>> Huh? What do you think?

[01:15:55]>> I am impressed.

[01:15:56]>> Are you very impressed?

[01:15:57]>> I am very impressed.

[01:15:58]>> I mean, is this guy got some gray matter or what? Oh, >> gone. Home run.

[01:16:02]>> This thing will go through a brick wall.

[01:16:05]>> We are in business.

[01:16:06]>> Oh, yeah. We're in business.

[01:16:08]>> We are in business. You know what kind of firepower we're talking about here?

[01:16:11]This is a violent work of art.

[01:16:15]>> Who holds a pink slip? Satan, >> why don't you take a look inside?

[01:16:20]Isn't this the same guy that invented your exploding bazooka boots?

[01:16:23]>> Hey, no one has milliseconds of genius.

[01:16:25]Believe me.

[01:16:26]>> What's this one do?

[01:16:28]>> Ultra booster.

[01:16:30]>> It's nitrous oxide.

[01:16:31]>> Uh-huh. And what's that mean?

[01:16:32]>> What's the difference? We'll take it.

[01:16:34]>> No, >> you can't take that. That's one of a kind. That's a prototype.

[01:16:38]>> Owen, trust us. We won't put a scratch on it.

[01:16:41]>> Owen, we're fully insured.

[01:16:43]>> Fully insured.

[01:16:44]>> Now, listen. Do me a favor. Run this guy Pretty through your computer. See what you can come up with. Okay.

[01:16:48]>> Okay. I'll see what I can dig up on them.

[01:16:53]>> Cash.

[01:16:54]>> Yeah.

[01:16:55]>> Ow's not family, is he?

[01:16:57]>> Maybe.

[01:17:10]Reicho airfield was abandoned by the Air Force 10 years ago. It's in private hands now. There's been a lot of construction out there, but look for a main building about a mile in from the perimeter.

[01:17:21]>> Thanks, Owen.

[01:17:41]Looks quiet.

[01:17:46]This is insane. You know, >> very insane.

[01:17:54]You get the feeling things are about to get bloody.

[01:17:58]>> Could Look, Cash, if one of us doesn't make it back, I just want you to know that you're the best cop I ever worked with.

[01:18:12]That's something I want you to know, Ray.

[01:18:16]If you don't make it back, and I do, I am going to date your sister.

[01:18:32]Look, Cash, I got nothing against you.

[01:18:33]You know that.

[01:18:37]But I just don't want Catherine getting that 2 in the morning phone call saying something has happened to you.

[01:18:44]If she has to live with that, it would kill me.

[01:18:47]>> Well, nothing's going to happen to me.

[01:18:49]I'm charmed.

[01:18:53]>> All right, I'll tell you what. I'll stay away until you give me your blessing.

[01:19:00]Fair enough.

[01:19:01]>> In that case, never >> thought so. Let's go to work.

[01:19:07]>> Something's coming out with the computer.

[01:19:08]>> It's on with that information on Pretty.

[01:19:14][music] >> We're at the location. Yeah, we're coming up on a very serious looking gate here. Owen, is this place fortified?

[01:19:29]>> I don't know for sure, Cash. Better use extreme caution.

[01:19:33]>> Cash? Yeah. Listen to the man.

[01:19:36]>> Yes, mommy.

[01:19:49]Real subtle. We're in. [music] Get the hell out of here.

[01:20:11]>> [music] [music] >> Where the hell are we? It looks like a goddamn pit.

[01:20:22][music] Wow.

[01:20:49]I'm going to go for it. No. Yes. No.

[01:20:52]Yes.

[01:20:58]>> [screaming] >> Yeah.

[01:21:05]Real subtle. What the hell is going on, Stevie? Wonder.

[01:21:14]We're on fire. Yeah, we're cooking now.

[01:21:22]We're in a goddamn maze.

[01:21:28]We're locked in. This son of a [ __ ] is playing with us.

[01:21:40]Oh [ __ ] Son of [ __ ] I got some good news and bad news. Which one do you want first? We're almost out of gas.

[01:22:03]Good. We're almost out of gas.

[01:22:16]What's going on? Are you car?

[01:22:19]Come on.

[01:22:23]Are you all right? That's it. That's got to be the last of them. All right. Okay.

[01:22:41]Behind you. The hell is that?

[01:22:47]>> We got a bail. What was that noise?

[01:22:50]>> Don't worry, Owen. A few speed bumps.

[01:22:59]>> Come on, let's get the hell out of here.

[01:23:01]Hang on. What do you got? You guys aren't holding out on me, are you? Here.

[01:23:05]Oh, wait a minute. Why is yours bigger than mine? Genetics, baby.

[01:23:13]>> [music] >> Heat. Heat.

[01:23:52]Why are you guys talking to me anymore?

[01:23:54]Come on, say something.

[01:24:12]or's got to be in there.

[01:24:14]>> Must be. It's the only building left standing.

[01:24:16]>> Any chance he might surrender?

[01:24:20]>> Not likely.

[01:24:22]>> Remember, use extreme caution.

[01:24:27]Ciao.

[01:24:29]Heat. Heat.

[01:25:09]Heat. Heat.

[01:25:22]Heat.

[01:25:31]Heat.

[01:25:51]Nice collection, huh?

[01:25:52]>> Yeah. Toys for Tots.

[01:25:56]Okay. No more Rosies breathing.

[01:25:58]>> How do you figure? Oh, >> I just saved your life. I thought I figured.

[01:26:00]>> Why don't we discuss it later? Huh?

[01:26:02]>> Let him come, Mr. Pret. We are ready.

[01:26:16]Oh, bombs for God's sake.

[01:26:19]>> Facility [music] destruct sequence is now >> engaged.

[01:26:24]Either this clockwards backwards.

[01:26:25]Somebody activated a bomb.

[01:26:26]>> Yeah. I wonder who.

[01:26:33]>> All right. How do we stop it? Don't ask for it. Hey, give me a toy too.

[01:26:38]Tango, we only got 11 minutes. They scored three touchdowns in 11 minutes.

[01:26:42]>> Yeah, but they had three timeouts.

[01:26:46][music] Ah, come on.

[01:27:32]Look out.

[01:27:40]>> You okay, Cash?

[01:27:40]>> Yeah. Clean exit.

[01:27:42]>> You're lucky.

[01:27:43]>> I've been shot plenty of times. I never felt lucky about it.

[01:27:45]>> Stop complaining.

[01:27:50]>> Right side.

[01:27:50]>> Got it.

[01:27:55]>> This guy's a hell of a hobby. Looks like we got our own TV show.

[01:27:58]>> What do you think?

[01:28:00]>> Think we better find me. Get the hell out of here.

[01:28:03]>> Not yet, lads. Game just starting, isn't it?

[01:28:07]>> Over here.

[01:28:12]Let her go.

[01:28:22]>> You want me?

[01:28:24]You got me. I got you both now, don't I?

[01:28:27]Two for the price of one. Teddy boy trying to get a drop on me. Now drop your [ __ ] gun or I drop sister here.

[01:28:36]>> Drop your gun, Cash.

[01:28:38]>> I can take him.

[01:28:39]>> Cash, drop your goddamn gun.

[01:28:43]>> I drop it and we're both dead and you know it.

[01:28:47]>> Now if you don't drop it, we all go up.

[01:28:51]>> Recognize plan B?

[01:28:55]She fancies me. She might even lose her head over me. Know what I mean? You don't know me, mate. Yeah. But he's been looking forward to kicking your [ __ ] brains in. Ain't you, Sunny? Well, pretty boy. I'd like you to watch me.

[01:29:11]>> Pleasure your sister slow and easy. But I only got a few minutes to carve you up.

[01:29:21]Yeah, [screaming] [groaning and screaming] go >> [screaming] >> We never talked about plan C, [ __ ] Hey, you think it's a dud?

[01:30:20]>> [screaming] >> Fubar big time.

[01:30:30]>> We got to fight Cather.

[01:30:34]When the one great scorer comes to write against your name, he'll mark. Not that you won or lost, but how you played the game. What [ __ ] >> [ __ ] >> This game has cost me a lot.

[01:30:48]>> Blow this maniac into his home.

[01:30:50]>> You just got to know which one he is.

[01:30:52]>> I do.

[01:30:53]>> I leave you with this thought, gentlemen.

[01:30:56]>> Great. All you need now is a gun.

[01:30:57]>> Got it. Business as usual.

[01:31:00]>> I will be a meaningless.

[01:31:02]>> All right, Tango. Let's take him alive.

[01:31:04]Decaps on three.

[01:31:06]>> Call it.

[01:31:06]>> One, two.

[01:31:15]>> [music] >> Hey, my sights are off.

[01:31:22]>> Mine, too.

[01:31:24]Get the door.

[01:31:32]Is she all right?

[01:31:33]>> Yeah, she's coming. How'd you know which one to shoot?

[01:31:35]>> You saw the ring, right?

[01:31:36]>> No, the monogram.

[01:31:37]>> Yeah, I was reversing the mirrors. What about the ring? It's in the wrong hand.

[01:31:41]>> Are we clever or what? Come on, let's throw this place. Let's go. Look [music] out.

[01:31:51][music] >> What do you think, J?

[01:31:58][music] >> [music] [music] >> Well, it looks like there's a lot of new pollution in this guy tonight and they call it paret.

[01:32:26]>> Yeah. Are you okay?

[01:32:29]>> Oh, yeah. I'm okay. I'm just worried about you.

[01:32:32]>> Oh, thanks. I'm probably going to lose my arm on account of saving him.

[01:32:35]>> Catherine, come on. It's a scratch.

[01:32:37]Cash, you got sloppy and you stumbled.

[01:32:40]>> Sloppy. Tango. I took that hit for you.

[01:32:43]You know, I can't believe after all I've done for you, you're still ungrateful.

[01:32:47]>> Done for me.

[01:32:48]>> Yeah, >> guys. This is no time to argue.

[01:32:50]>> Go. He just can't accept that [music] he's a number two cop in LA. It's just very hard for him to hear.

[01:32:55]>> Dream on, Bullwinkle. Look, you got your version. I got [music] the truth. Why don't you just admit it that you guys work well together?

[01:33:02]>> Oh, yeah. Well, no matter what you say, Ray, [sighs] I've at least earned the right to date your sister [laughter] over my dead [music] body. Deal.

[01:33:20]>> [music] >> Oh