WTF is Computer Vision? AI That Sees So You Don't

Added: 2026-05-07

[00:00:00]Goddamn it, you just click through 400 product photos like you're flipping through a Sears catalog from 1987 trying to find the one without a blurry background. And your mouse-clicking finger is one next button away from filing for disability. [music] Computer vision is AI that actually sees what's in an [music] image, so you don't have to manually eyeball everything.

[00:00:27]It's like having a thousand interns with excellent eyesight and zero need for coffee, except [music] they all exist inside your laptop. In the time it takes you to go get a bagel, computer vision tags your 2,000 images, sorts [music] them, removes the one where Gary from accounting left a half-eaten burrito in the corner of the shot, and writes alt text for all [music] of them. You come back and it's done. No performance review required. Imagine throwing every receipt from a decade at it and saying, "Find me every car wash expense under travel cost by the guy who definitely knows better."

[00:01:08]>> [music] >> A human would need therapy. Computer vision just flags them all in 8 seconds and [music] asks if you want coffee. It doesn't ask, it just does it. What you're doing is refusing to accept that robots can see now and they're not impressed with your squinting. [music] It's like punishing yourself for a crime you did not commit in a past life.

[00:01:30][music] Follow or subscribe for daily content before your hand files a grievance and you waste another Tuesday taking photos like it's 1987. Goddamn it, I will tell you what neural network is tomorrow. Stay tuned.

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