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Added: 2026-05-06

[00:00:00]Pete Hegseth recites Pulp Fiction prayer at Pentagon service admits Iran operation.

[00:00:08]So the prayer is Caesar 25:17 and it reads and pray with me, please. The path of the downed aviator is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of camaraderie and duty shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will know my call sign when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[00:00:40]And amen.

[00:00:42]>> [snorts] >> What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

[00:00:50]WHAT? WHAT? WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF. ENGLISH, [ __ ] DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[00:00:55]>> WHAT? I SAY SAY WHAT AGAIN.

[00:00:56]>> SAY WHAT AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU, [ __ ] >> YOU READ THE BIBLE, BRETT. Here we go.

[00:01:02]Yes. Well, there's this passage. Ezekiel 25:17.

[00:01:07]The path >> of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. of evil men.

[00:01:15]>> Blessed is he who in the name of camaraderie and duty shepherd the lost through the valley of darkness.

[00:01:21]Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper. And the finder of lost children.

[00:01:29]And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger vengeance and furious anger. those who attempt who attempt to capture and destroy my brother. And you will KNOW MY CALL SIGN AND YOU WILL NAME IS THE LAW WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE WHEN I VENGEANCE UPON THEE. And amen. Credit to Quentin Tarantino and not God. There it is. We're Samuel L. Jackson's monologue in Pulp Fiction. You mean there's no gunshots in the Bible? That's crazy. So I read something about it. It was partly a real verse and then an interpretation of it. I do think I think they got it straight from Pulp Fiction. I think they took it directly from Pulp Fiction. And yes, there's a degree of plausible deniability, but I I think they got it right from Pulp [ __ ] Fiction, man.

[00:02:14]>> And this wasn't even the craziest thing that happened today, not in the slightest.

[00:02:18]>> Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cut the dick off of a raccoon.

[00:02:23]>> Secretary, what did you do with the What did you do with the raccoon's dead penis? Where is it now?

[00:02:30]Stop.

[00:02:32]>> [laughter] >> He just laughs.