DSP ADMITS DEFEAT AFTER ABSOLUTE FAILURE OF EDITED CONTENT - Summarised

Added: 2026-05-16

[00:00:00]Hank Scorpio says, "What do you think of Keemstar these days?" I love Keemstar these days. You know, I want to eventually suck Keemstar. Oh, thanks for the money, dummies.

[00:00:13]B, bam's been on the whole time.

[00:00:23]I'm actually a virgin.

[00:00:31]See this [ __ ] piece of garbage dead?

[00:00:38]Thanks for the money, stupid [ __ ] Good evening everyone. A human style alien here and this is the daily rap.

[00:00:52]Let's talk because today was definitely an interesting day. Let's put it that way. We start off today with the DSP Morning Show. Good morning everybody.

[00:01:00]Hello and welcome to the DSP Morning Show. I hope you're all doing well. How about this? Let's say hello to everyone this morning. Who do we got this morning? We got I always lose to girls.

[00:01:09]Uh Gaon Erding. Who else do we got?

[00:01:12]Swaggy Purple Aki Muscles. How you doing?

[00:01:16]Yeah, Frog, come on.

[00:01:18]Yeah.

[00:01:22]Good stuff. I'm actually getting a live update. I'm not even kidding. My Steam controller will be arriving tomorrow, but sadly they're not giving me any proper ETA.

[00:01:35]Here's the deal. I bought the Steam Controller now exactly one week ago. I got it on release day with the expectation that I was going to get it and be able to unbox it, review it, and use it for gameplay. Here we are a week later and it's not even close to being delivered yet. I'm like, man, I'm kind of feeling defeated. Valve really really slowboat shipped this thing probably like discount cheapest way. Isn't that kind of lame? They couldn't rush the shipping honestly. Like I'm kind of disappointed. So I'm just stuck waiting until it arrives. I apologize to those of you who were hoping that I was going to do like a a a quick review of this thing. I can't review it till I have it.

[00:02:12]What I'd like to do quickly a couple quick updates on content. Yesterday I put out a highlight clip on this channel, the SP Gaming. If you haven't checked it out yet, it's a pretty interesting story about this game Mixtape that the entire industry is a buzz about. It's actually a 3-hour like game, an industry plant, and I covered that in my highlight video. I certainly hope that you will check it out if you haven't. It's trending to have around two views today. It looks like it like eight more hours it'll probably hit two views. Two views in a day is okay. With these highlight videos, what I'm really trying to do is get engagement back on the channel, get people to find the channel in the algorithm. I mean, I'll be honest. Out of all the highlight videos that I've done in the last month now, one video made me money. It was the Crimson Desert review. And you want to know how much it made me? $5.

[00:02:57]Woohoo. Right. Every other video has been a big investment. So again, if you like that video, leave comments on it, share it with others. If you get people to know that I'm doing that kind of content, that will benefit this channel.

[00:03:09]It's been many years that everyone kept asking me, "Why don't you do that kind of content?" Well, now I'm doing it. But now I think you're starting to see what I've been talking about all along. These videos, even though they're well edited, even though they hit on topics people want to see and hear about, they still don't really catch on big because people steal my content immediately and re-upload it everywhere. It's hard to get attention on my real content. It just is. It's hard. It's me investing a lot of money right now into having this editing done. Please watch the videos and share them. People have asked for this kind of content for many, many years and said, "Oh, that's the reason why your channel isn't doing well. All you do is raw gameplay and streams. You don't do what everyone else does." Well, I'm literally doing it now. I do need your help in order to get these videos, you know, watched and and and visible in the algorithm. I don't know what else I could possibly do. I mean, we've got the titling that's supposed to be the titling that can be seen in the algorithm. We've got thumbnails. We've got the right length. Like everything in the video is exactly the kind of thing that you would see get 10 to 20 times more views than what the videos are getting, but they don't get it. Well, why? Cuz it's on DSP Gaming. That's not right. It's funny cuz they claim that the algorithm is, oh, it's equal to everyone, but it's not. It totally isn't. And everyone knows that. This is how you don't play. Would take my gameplay and put it in a very negative light. So, Phil sucks at every game he plays. It would only highlight the negative parts of my playthroughs. It's become the surrogate, the substitute for actually watching my real content. These people are instantly stealing, which is illegal. There's no legality to what they're doing. There's no legal protection. It's not fair use. When you're instantly stealing, you're actually uploading before the person creating the content can make their own highlight or upload. That's illegal. And they're doing it every day. And people just got used to that. People stole my content for five, six straight years.

[00:04:53]And it's become that's the methodology now. You want to see Phil? Just go watch the person who stole it first. They're in the algorithm, right? I'm a stupid jealous hater as usual, right? No, there is no way to claim the videos and get income. Asmin Gold was completely incorrect when he stated that back in November during our interview. There's no claim tool. There's a copyright match tool and that's it. There's no claiming tool whatsoever. There's nothing like that in any dashboard or anywhere. It just doesn't exist. There's no claiming tool. Anyone who says they have it is lying. It doesn't exist. Okay. Hopefully over time the channel will eventually have one of these videos hit the algorithm in a big way. Like if one of these edited videos were to get 50,000 views that would then lead more people to the channel to watch similar content.

[00:05:39]But you need to get that one video that somehow hits it right to get people to start watching the other content and come back. And we really haven't had that. You know, taking a look at the videos again here. Let's take a look at them. When Crimson Desert first came out, I did my initial review and that actually blew up with views and got 11 views. It definitely outperformed most videos that I do. Then the video about mouse pi only got 2.4 views. It seems like gameplay is never really going to do better than a few views. Like gameplay just doesn't do it anymore. And then this is the one from last night, which again, I'm happy that it even has any views, but this is exactly the kind of video that getting 50,000 to 100,000 views on a video. Saying exactly the same kind of stuff, same kind of edit editing, but mine gets eight views.

[00:06:26]All right, guys. We still have some time to kill as we build up a tennis. We got 50 on YouTube. How many do we have on kick today? Six. So, obviously, I'd like to build up some more before we begin.

[00:06:33]Whatever topics you guys want to talk about, please tag me in the chat.

[00:07:01]What I really need to do is upgrade my setup. I need to get a new gaming PC. I need to get a new capture PC. I need to get new cameras. But I'm stuck cuz I just can't afford any of it. Right.

[00:07:10]Fleex says you should start a GoFundMe.

[00:07:12]You're right. Right now I should start a GoFundMe and a Kickstarter at the same time. People are just willing to throw money at these things. Like, it's crazy.

[00:07:19]Hey, please give me $200,000 to upgrade everything. Maybe, again, I I honestly think maybe that's where I've gone wrong. Maybe all these years I should have just had GoFundMes and and Kickstarters and things like that. To be frank, maybe that's my problem is I was just trying to actually earn the money through hard work rather than just asking for it. Coming up in the next few days are bills. And I hate bills. I got paid dramatically less than I usually make on YouTube because of the trolling last month. Yeah, I lost a lot of revenue. I didn't get the super chats I usually get and a bunch of people did not reup their memberships. How many mobile game blue box pulls did Phil do today? So, I basically need to raise as much in tips as possible. Why? I got all these bills I need to pay that I need to raise tips to pay cuz I don't have the usual money I would have from YouTube to pay them, which really, really sucks. If you don't tip, all this is going to come apart. I'm going to lose my home because you're not doing something to help.

[00:08:12]You're purposely hurting me. This is literally the stream to stop foreclosure on my home.

[00:08:18]>> Oh my god. If you don't Timmy today now, I can't get dinner for Jasper Kitty. So, we need money, money, money. Where's the money? That's the purpose of today's stream. Hey, just so you know, you don't have to send me a tip every day. You can send me a lump sum in a month. Here's my direct PayPal link. You could just send funds to this PayPal if you like directly. Damn. We have a €5 super chat from Ray Devito fan. Tabby belated international mother's day to all the moms. I called my mom wife had a nice conversation.

[00:08:50]He says, "Did you get your wife a card or gift from Jasper?" No, I didn't.

[00:08:57]No, my giant wife has no interest in being a part of my content. We've already done this multiple times. Every single time the result is exactly the same. There's no point in continuing on with it when it seems like it'll never change. No, she's not going to subject herself to the ridicule of the internet and people who want to just systematically harass her for absolutely no reason. She's just 300 lb. Okay, I'll be honest with you. We have a couple ideas for things that we could do over on my DSP Reacts channel. That's DSP Reacts. I just want to power wash humongous wife from like top to bottom.

[00:09:27]So, she's clean as [ __ ] She's just dirty right now. We just want to like blast it clean with soap and everything.

[00:09:33]You know, we're working on a lot of stuff this year. Now, Sorrowos was a big question mark today. Reason being, the last time that we played Sorrowos, we played for around 2 and 1/2 hours. The problem was I failed to complete the stage. So, today I did get to the boss a couple of times, but he pretty much just stomped me.

[00:09:52]What happened? I couldn't fire. I had both triggers depressed. I'm not kidding. I had both triggers held down.

[00:09:58]Nothing happened. He was just running and not firing.

[00:10:02]I actually don't know what happened. It actually cheated me there. Yeah, that actually sucked. Like I was still holding down the fire and he started running. He had no he wasn't firing his gun. That's actually stupid. No, it's not that it's hard. It's that it's stupidly unforgiving. They want you to do perfect run. You can't take a hit. If you take a hit, you're done. You have no health. What's the point when it kills you with one hit? What the [ __ ] Oh my god.

[00:10:28]Whatever. [ __ ] that. I'm just getting frustrated to the point where I don't want to play it anymore. This is just [ __ ] stupid. Giving you RNG groups of enemies that are completely unfair with the way that they're laid out. So, you're going to just use your revive now. So, now I have no chance cuz I have no revive. I'll have no [ __ ] chance of winning. I'm dead. This [ __ ] sucks. I just tried to tether. It's not working. I got stuck. Look what just happened. Look what just [ __ ] happened. He clipped. How did that hit me through the wall?

[00:10:58]Why am I taking damage when I'm dodging?

[00:11:00]I don't get it. I don't understand this boss. Cuz I really don't. I just lost all my health. What the [ __ ] happened?

[00:11:07]Wow, dude. This is insane. He literally takes your whole health bar with one hit. Why? That's not fun to lose my whole health with one hit. I hate it.

[00:11:18]Why does it take my whole health bar every time I get hit? I hate it. I legit think this is stupid. You're [ __ ] pissing me off now. Like, it's not fun to redo the same [ __ ] a zillion times because your [ __ ] game is flawed and the boss is a dick who [ __ ] tracks you all around and insta- kills you because he takes so much damage with a hit. Like, what the [ __ ] is wrong with you? Forget it. Like, I don't want to keep replaying the same boring stage over and over. Here we go. The same stage again. Everyone excited? I'm not.

[00:11:46]It's so stupid. Now, you're starting to see that fatigue set in with the viewing audience. Today, we actually started off with a bigger audience and people got bored with the game and left saying, "This game is too repetitive. We don't like it." At first, people were impressed by the flashy graphics, by the big boss fights and the bullet hell visuals, and after about 10 hours of it, they got bored and said, "We're not coming back." We definitely had dwindling uh engagement and support.

[00:12:10]Let's get some support. Come on. You guys are about to shower me with support. Correct. We only have a dollar tip so far today. We have no subs whatsoever. Can we get some support, please? Thank you.

[00:12:44]It's an interesting boss. Anyone alive on the YouTube side? Looks like no one's talking. I came back from break and it looks like the chat is now dead. The chat was not dead before I went on break. People were actually pretty engaged. Sorry I had to go on a break there. What do you guys think on the kick side? You feel naked without your crown? Yeah, we've uh recently lost a bunch of subs on kick. I can't make people sub or give subs on kick. I'm sorry, man. It would be great if someone would support on kick today. That'd be excellent. I know for some reason the chat is dead. Don't ask me why. I don't know what to do about that. Guys, we're in the home stretch. The food's on the way right now. So again, if you like Sorrowos, if you want me to keep playing this game, please support the stream. I wish we did get more support for it today. I'm not going to lie with you or Sugar Coat. I do wish we had more. Very disappointing. This is now the second time that Sorrowos is not doing so good.

[00:13:27]Don't ask me why it's not doing so good.

[00:13:46]You're so boring. Just insanely [ __ ] boring. No, that's a lie. Me building my home gym on stream would not make a couple of bands. That's incredibly stupid. Oh, if you build your home gym on stream, you'll make bands. No, I won't. Here's what would happen. There would be some views and it would be mostly be from trolls. My fans don't care about seeing me build a home gym system. I can't build it myself cuz it's meant for two people to build.

[00:14:07]Therefore, my wife would have to be on stream, which means that would mean harassment for her because anytime that she shows up on stream, these idiots harass her, which I don't want to put her in that that position. I do care about my giant wife, and I don't want her to get harassed and be involved in stuff she doesn't want to be involved in, and she doesn't want to be on camera. She just it's so heavy.

[00:14:25]Oh, we did do an episode of DSP Tries It today. It was the new Jollibee Final Fantasy 14 collaborative meal. I think the food might actually be here, but it's weird because it says the food is 7 minutes away, but the icon shows that they're outside. So, either they're outside or it's glitched. Okay, it was a glitch. It absolutely was a glitch. The food's not here yet. Wow. It also looks like the delivery person is a dummy and doesn't know how to open the gate despite the fact they have instructions.

[00:14:53]That is absolutely delicious. Oh my god, that tastes so good, man. Look how moist the chicken is. It is absolutely glistening chicken. Wow.

[00:15:03]M.

[00:15:10]I love it. Full of flavor. Juicy. Damn.

[00:15:13]It's moist.

[00:15:16]It's so moist. Wow. Admittedly, the late stream tonight. The return stream to Mouse PI for Higher was a disappointment. I personally really like Mouse PI for Hire. It's actually one of my favorite games overall so far this year. However, the June the King documentary on the quartering drop, it took away the momentum from the mouse pi for higher streams.

[00:15:37]That's exactly what happened tonight.

[00:15:39]Total between both streaming services of YouTube and kick. We didn't even have two viewers tonight.

[00:15:45]That's bad. Sarah has auto resub for 13 months. It's not an active support, but it does count. Thank you. What a shame cuz this game was actually legit doing really really well when we were playing it all the time. And it sucks that it's now uh faltered the way it has. I'm not sure what they want me to do. Do feel like this is kind of confusing and they should have done this better. There's nothing to shoot. Look, there's nothing to do. I don't like this at all. I actually think this might be the one part of the game I legit don't like. I think they kind of didn't do this very well at all. Like, where am I going now?

[00:16:16]Nowhere. There's nowhere to go. What do you want me to do? Uh, we got about a half an hour left on stream everyone, just so you know. Again, if you do like mouse pi for hire, please support the stream. Let's have a great conclusion to our stream tonight. Uh, what the hell am I missing? There's nothing here. I think they goofed up. It just causes mass confusion. There's nothing to shoot.

[00:16:36]There's nowhere to go. There's no enemies. The door between the two won't open. What do you want me to do? This makes no sense at all. All right, so guys, home stretch of the stream. Last chance to give it a like, to support the stream if you can. Screwed up.

[00:16:49]>> It would be great to get a little bit more support tonight. Uh, so this isn't the lowest supported stream of Mouse PI for Higher we've ever had. Am I crazy or what? There's nothing to do. We've done absolutely everything.

[00:17:01]>> Am I Guys, am I crazy? There's nothing to shoot in the environment. There's no more turrets. There's no more of the smoke stacks.

[00:17:08]What's the HIM button? I don't know what the h button is. Uh, no, not him again.

[00:17:12]What?

[00:17:17]We walked through here like 10 times and there was no door.

[00:17:24]>> Hello.

[00:17:25]>> Anyone here?

[00:17:26]>> What the I have no clue cuz there was no door. If you are enjoying, please give the stream a like. Sadly, we have a very low attendance tonight. Only two on YouTube and only like four on kick.

[00:17:37]Terrible. Now, basically, we've lost all interest in the game. It really sucks.

[00:17:41]Like I like the game, but yeah, this is pretty bad attendance. All right, and support. Well, to be honest with you, if it weren't for Virtual Boy defeats DSP, all right, gifting 10 subs earlier, we would have insane low support. It sucks cuz we've invested a lot of time in it.

[00:17:56]Please, let's get some support for it tonight. Yeah, it pretty much died. It sucks because I really like the game, but man, people were barely talking about it. They were not really engaged whatsoever. It was kind of like I was just playing it for myself. It is disappointing for a playthrough that had all this momentum. It now sputtered out because we got distracted with other projects and things. And now that we've come back to it to finish it, not a lot of people care. That sucks. You know, I don't like having a slow stream. So, please support if you can. Everyone, I hope you have a good night. I'll see you in the A.M. Peace out. I appreciate humongous directions.