FENDER BENDER | Omeleto

Added: 2026-05-06

[00:00:07]I forgot they were refinishing the basement.

[00:00:11]So, you'll have to clear out a closet, make some room.

[00:00:13]>> Yeah, especially now that I've received your [ __ ] dowy.

[00:00:16]>> Dowry? Half the stuff was already mine.

[00:00:18]I just didn't have the counter space.

[00:00:20]>> Your grandma's porcelain was definitely part of a dowry.

[00:00:26][ __ ] Uh >> oh. What?

[00:00:32]>> No, it's just your parents aren't giving us this stuff cuz they're refinishing the basement, >> right? They gave it to us cuz we're moving in together.

[00:00:42]>> Sorry for saying it out loud.

[00:00:44]>> You're not moving in today.

[00:00:46]>> You were excited about it this morning.

[00:00:47]>> I am excited. Not about this rug. It smells like cat piss. But >> I know it's perfect for your place.

[00:01:02]Gabe, it was my grandma's rug and now she's gone and her cat's dead. We're running out of grandparents. What's left?

[00:01:17]>> So, you want to get a cat now, too?

[00:01:19]>> I want you to man up and act like >> man up. Wow.

[00:01:22]>> I'm just trying to be real with you.

[00:01:23]>> OH, CUT THE [ __ ] OFF.

[00:01:28]What the [ __ ] Are you okay?

[00:01:30]>> Yeah. Yeah. Are you all right?

[00:01:31]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:01:33]>> What the [ __ ] >> Oh my god.

[00:01:35]>> Came out of nowhere. There's a cup.

[00:01:38]>> Just go talk to the guy.

[00:01:40]>> Okay. Just seat belt.

[00:01:43]>> Go get his insurance.

[00:01:44]>> I'm trying this rug.

[00:01:45]>> Okay. Just calm.

[00:01:48]>> Yep.

[00:01:49]>> Maybe it's not that bad.

[00:01:51]>> Seriously, Julia, >> get his insurance.

[00:01:53]>> Okay. It's probably not that bad.

[00:01:55]>> Probably not that bad.

[00:01:59]>> What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] >> Unfucking believable, >> dude. It's a red light, you idiot. You blind. Hey. Whoa. Hey. What the [ __ ] do you think you're doing?

[00:02:10]Dr. Cobb.

[00:02:16]>> Hello, Gabriel. You all right?

[00:02:19]>> Yeah, I'm fine. What are you Are you okay? Sorry. What? Uh, it's so weird seeing you outside of therapy.

[00:02:26]>> I see. We still need to work on those anger issues.

[00:02:30]>> Yeah, you're not going to charge me for the hour, are you?

[00:02:33]>> But hey, you know, lucky for you, I do take insurance.

[00:02:36]>> I don't think that'll be necessary.

[00:02:38]>> What do you mean?

[00:02:39]>> Well, you made so many positive changes recently. I don't want this to set you back.

[00:02:44]>> But you hit me.

[00:02:46]>> You hit me.

[00:02:49]Interesting how you put that, isn't it?

[00:02:51]>> How else would I put it? Well, a more objective view would be that our cars were moving at different speeds, and that's okay.

[00:02:57]>> My car wasn't moving.

[00:02:59]>> I'm happy to have a car, that I still have a car, even if my car is now different.

[00:03:04]>> But you hit >> and I accept it.

[00:03:07]>> But I was my car was hit.

[00:03:16]How could that be my fault?

[00:03:17]>> It's not about fault, per se.

[00:03:23]Dr. Cobb, are you are you gaslighting me?

[00:03:28]>> Do you hear yourself, Gabriel?

[00:03:30]Gaslighting?

[00:03:32]You sound crazy.

[00:03:35]Come on inside. We'll rap.

[00:03:44]>> What the [ __ ] >> You're [ __ ] Now, where were you off to in such a rush?

[00:03:56]>> Uh, we just had lunch with Julia's parents.

[00:04:00]>> They must be excited that you're moving in together.

[00:04:03]>> Yeah, they are.

[00:04:06]>> You don't sound excited.

[00:04:07]>> No, I am. It's um just I'm I don't know.

[00:04:13]You think you're worried that one day you'll come home and she'll be gone like your father?

[00:04:19]>> No, no, it's not that. It's just um there's a lot of stuff I still want to do.

[00:04:24]>> What kind of stuff?

[00:04:27]>> Like uh Okay. So, I I've been doing open mics again.

[00:04:33]Open mics. How's that going?

[00:04:36]>> Yeah, it's good. You know, people are laughing. They laugh at you and my jokes. Yeah, >> jokes.

[00:04:43]Oh.

[00:04:45]Oh, you're doing comedy.

[00:04:48]>> Yeah, I I I can be funny.

[00:04:52]>> I believe you. It's just you've been coming to me for eight years now and you've never made me laugh. See, I thought you were doing poetry.

[00:05:01]You thought I was reciting poems for strangers who laugh at me?

[00:05:06]>> Yes. And that it made me happy.

[00:05:10]>> Does it make you happy?

[00:05:15]I don't know.

[00:05:16]>> I see the walls coming up. Hey, you know what? Hold on. I think I got something here that might help.

[00:05:22]>> Oh, don't get you bring that home with you >> now. Which face do you feel like?

[00:05:26]>> Come on.

[00:05:31]I guess the blue one.

[00:05:33]>> That's not good.

[00:05:35]Ideally, we want you Why blue?

[00:05:42]I don't know.

[00:05:47]I don't know.

[00:06:15]I just want to feel like I've accomplished something, you know, like like before settling down or having kids or whatever. I just want to feel like I'm like I'm good at something.

[00:06:23]>> Oh, Gabriel, you're good at many things.

[00:06:26]Maybe not driving, but >> Oh.

[00:06:35]Yeah, just give us a second. Julia.

[00:06:37]>> Ah, the famous Julia.

[00:06:40]>> Excuse me.

[00:06:41]>> Uh, this is my therapist, Dr. Cobb.

[00:06:44]>> This is really well. Uh, nice to meet you. I've heard so little about you. Great work, by the way.

[00:06:54]>> I've been encouraging Gabriel to invite you to a session. Oh. Um, I don't know.

[00:07:00]>> He said you'd be uncomfortable with that. But look, since I have you here, how would you feel about joining us?

[00:07:08]>> Uh, red. Red. A thous a thousand red faces.

[00:07:16]button.

[00:07:36]>> He's not going to say anything. You have to start.

[00:07:39]>> I have to start, of course.

[00:07:42]How? Well, you could tell me how you're feeling about the move.

[00:07:48]>> I'm excited. Things are happening.

[00:07:51]We really are a weirdly good fit. We don't fight about anything else.

[00:07:54]>> We don't fight about this either.

[00:07:56]>> Argue, whatever.

[00:07:57]>> Not arguing, still happening.

[00:07:59]>> He never calls anything what it is.

[00:08:01]>> Tell me more.

[00:08:02]>> My parents gave us kitchen wear and he called it a dowy. But if we're going to be living together, we're going to need more than two plates.

[00:08:09]Gabe, you act like I'm forcing you into this, but you asked me. You asked me.

[00:08:16]>> And it's not my fault if you keep changing your mind.

[00:08:18]>> It's not about fault, Julia.

[00:08:20]>> Well, no, no, no. Hold on. Sometimes it is about fault.

[00:08:25]>> But it's not like sometimes I get scared as it gets closer.

[00:08:32]Like, oh [ __ ] I'm really doing this.

[00:08:37]But yeah, obviously I worry it might not work.

[00:08:42]that we'll get sick of each other always being there.

[00:08:47]>> That's not what's going to happen.

[00:08:50]>> I know, but even if it did, >> at least we'd know.

[00:09:00]>> Hey, what the [ __ ] >> People can't get past Gabriel. I'm not driving.

[00:09:08]>> Get the [ __ ] out of the road.

[00:09:12]HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Waiting for Elijah? Move your goddamn car.

[00:09:16]>> Dad, Gabby, is that you?

[00:09:24]What?

[00:09:27]What are you doing in Armunk? I I'm just passing through. Yeah. See, I I just got done with the Vipasha retreat in Madison. 10 days, no speaking. I'm headed north to watch the Perceds. Moon Beam's got a little cottage there. It's going to be a wild show.

[00:09:43]>> Were you gonna call? Why? Why haven't you called?

[00:09:47]>> I don't know. I guess I was. I was.

[00:09:53]Yeah, I was scared. And as the years went by, I was scared it was too late.

[00:10:00]It's not too late, Dad.

[00:10:03]It's not too late.

[00:10:08]Hey. Hi.

[00:10:10]>> Oh, this is my girlfriend, Julia.

[00:10:13]>> Nice to meet you.

[00:10:14]>> Beautiful. That's beautiful.

[00:10:16]>> And and this is my therapist, Dr. Cobb.

[00:10:19]>> Right.

[00:10:21]I tell you, Gabby, you find someone, you hold on to them. Don't be a schmuck like me. Don't be scared of love.

[00:10:30]>> He's not.

[00:10:32]>> Hey, how about you and me hit the diner, grab a tuna melt?

[00:10:39]That'd be great. Dad, >> say, "Doc, call me oldfashioned, but I've never had a mental problem that couldn't be solved with some primal screaming good mushroom tea."

[00:10:50]>> But you're the professional. Anyway, you two already exchanged insurance.

[00:10:55]>> Yep.

[00:10:57]>> So, you know, we weren't supposed to do any talking, but they didn't say anything about singing, so I sang a lot.

[00:11:04]Your mother tell you I wrote a musical?

[00:11:06]I love musicals. You'll love this one.

[00:11:09]Just wait.

[00:11:33]>> Do you want me to drive?

[00:11:36]Yeah.

[00:11:40]Okay.