Why surviving as a pirate was actually impossible.

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[00:00:00]Why surviving as a pirate was actually impossible. They promised [music] you treasure. They gave you a death sentence. The ship. You sleep in a hammock 6 in from a stranger. The air below deck smells like rot, sweat, and something you don't want to identify.

[00:00:15]Rats own the floor. You rent it. Week one, the meat is already turning gray.

[00:00:20]Week three, the biscuits are moving. Not because they're fresh, because they're full [music] of weevils. You eat them anyway. The water. It's been sitting in a barrel for 2 months. [music] It's brown. It's alive. Every sip is a gamble with dysentery. The disease. Scurvy doesn't kill you fast. It dissolves you slowly. Your teeth loosen first, then your gums blacken, then your legs stop working, [music] then you beg for the sea to take you. The battle. If you're lucky, the cannonball misses. If you're not, the ship surgeon saws your leg off with a [music] kitchen knife. No anesthesia, just rum and a leather strap to bite down on. Most pirates never found treasure. Most died diseased, broke, and [music] anonymous, rotting in the ocean before age 30.