Yikes. I can’t believe this is a true story.

Added: 2026-05-28

[00:00:00]Let's go home, my little butt blaster.

[00:00:02]Miss Smith, I wanted to talk to you about something Jimmy wore to school today. Okay, his hat. Here, I'll give it back to you. What about it? Well, it says only fish in the format of the logo of a certain adult website. So, I'm going to ask you to please not allow him to wear that hat to school again. What?

[00:00:19]Why? It's a clear reference to the adult site. And honestly, it was just a huge distraction because of all the conversations it was sparking between all my students. So, you're telling my son what he can and cannot wear now?

[00:00:29]Whoa, there. I heard some commotion in the hallway. Everything okay? No, everything is not okay. Your staff member is trying to tell my son what he can and cannot wear to school.

[00:00:39]The hat says only fish. It's a reference to an adult website. This is sixth grade. These are children. Miss Smith, it sounds to me like you feel Miss Louderder is infringing upon your child's First Amendment rights. You got that right. Well, that's because she is.

[00:00:54]Miss Lauder, you cannot infringe upon his rights to wear the hat. Stay in your lane. Okay, all good.

[00:01:00]Take care, everyone.

[00:01:03]Just to be clear, you do realize what your 11-year-old's hat is referencing, correct? Why do you think we bought it?

[00:01:09]You're disgusting. And I feel nothing but sadness for your son because you are his mother.

[00:01:15]Like, I care what you think.