This piece masterfully uses clinical biological framing to elevate a surrealist celebrity meme into a sharp work of post-modern satire. It is a poignant commentary on the parasitic relationship between fame and digital media consumption.
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WILL SMITH PRITT STICKAdded:
Yeah, I'm going to do my new accent.
>> You can't do that, dude. You can't do that.
>> Okay, [ __ ] fine. I've been working on it, but I guess I'll scrap it or work on it more.
>> Scrap that.
>> I'm workshopping it. Like, I'm workshopping a few things, like my um uh my tick bowl.
>> Ooh.
>> Um it's actually important that you don't get rid of this tick. Okay, there actually is a tick in here. Don't act genuinely.
Leave that tick in there. Okay.
>> It's important. Okay.
Um >> snort it.
>> Yeah. I'm just doing a bit of an experiment.
>> Um so I've started doing this new thing where I go into long grass and I try and get as many ticks on me as possible. Um cuz I have a kind of a theory.
>> But they're not real.
>> No, they're plenty real. I just showed you one.
>> Yeah, but like is it like birds like made by the government?
>> Kind of. I have a feeling there might be synthetic for a start.
>> Really? Like aliens?
>> Kind of. Yeah, cuz once once I found Eevee, I took him off and put him in the bowl.
>> Oh, where did you find Em?
>> That's none of your concern. in your ass.
>> Yeah, but when I got the tick off and put it in the bowl, >> it was on you.
>> That's classified.
>> Stop being a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> But I can't get to where I'm trying to take this.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Carry on.
>> I put it in the bowl.
>> Yep. That's not a bowl, by the way.
>> What is it? A dish. Tick dish.
>> It's tick dish. Call it what it is, son.
>> I collect dicks.
I collect dicks.
I think that's kind of the end of the story, dude.
>> Yeah, >> take dicks.
>> Where was the story going? Um >> um you put it in the tick dish, >> right? Yeah. And it was like wriggling around trying to figure out like >> Oh, really?
>> What is this dish that I've been placed in? And they do that gross thing when they've like they're priming. They just like put their front legs up like that and they just sit there like just waiting for something to like and that's how they just grab on.
>> Oh, it's pathetic.
>> Yeah. Not a fan of parasites unless they're human beings.
>> Um >> are ticks parasites?
>> Yeah.
Are they? They're arachnids. They're not parasites. I thought that is a mosquito a parasite.
>> No, man's got to eat.
>> Man's got to drink some bloods.
>> Well, yeah. It's what they eat.
>> I guess you're right.
>> What parasites?
>> Are they?
>> Yeah, they Yes. Ticks are obligate ectoarasites that survive by feeding on the blood of mammals, birds. Does that mean a bat?
>> I guess, you know, a vampire bat. Is that >> vampire bats don't drink blood?
>> Rot?
>> They don't. Google it.
>> What do they drink?
>> Soda.
They drink soda. They drink cherry aid.
>> Yeah, >> they drink Dr. Perry.
They drink that cherry aid that has that like dog on it. You know the one?
>> Yeah.
>> Crush or whatever.
>> [ __ ] doggy crush.
>> Cherry aid.
>> Give me some of that cherry a party rings to go. and some protein tubes with the white sauce.
>> Uh, good afternoon, morning, evening, or night, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to >> welcome to um Parasite Dish.
>> This is the Parathite podcast, season 7, episode 18. I'm Alex with Jim.
>> Hello, I'm airport.
Airport J. Hey, I'm airport J. And I'm Kabier.
>> Wasn't um XXX Tantian's real name J. J A H >> I thought it was um tick.
I got a few ticks.
>> He got put in the the tick dish.
>> Wait, why are they called ticks?
You know, like >> they really tick me off.
>> Cuz they make you like kind of drink bloods and get like engorged.
>> They kind of like vore. They like >> They do vore. They get so big.
>> Oh, they're so gross.
>> Yeah.
>> Can't be doing them with no ticks.
>> Have you seen the like massive one that gets driven over by a car?
>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's [ __ ] insane. That's got to be AI or something cuz that tick is like the size of my palm. It's huge.
>> God, I can't be dealing with it, man.
Like leeches as well.
>> Leeches are cooler than ticks, genuinely.
>> Yeah, they're cooler. And at least like they're easier to avoid.
>> Yeah, just don't be dumb, >> I guess.
>> Yeah.
>> Although it is nice going in waters.
>> Yeah.
>> Why can't we just live somewhere that ain't got none? Go to Mars and there's not even a single bacteria, you know?
>> Yeah. Clean. Finally. Yeah, finally some sterility.
>> Yeah.
>> Until you dig a hole and then you find a tick army.
>> Yeah, that's where they come from.
>> Underground.
Yeah, that would be cool if ticks were Martian in the end.
>> Yeah. Um, >> no one will ever believe that ticks were this [ __ ] annoying >> were annoying and gross. And then you do the thing where you Google them and you see what they look like up close and you get disgusted and >> but then you start thinking about spies in disguise and you kind of start chilling out.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, that should be Spies in Disguise 2. going to turn into a a tick.
>> Yeah, Will Smith gets turned into a tick by Timothy Shalom.
>> I got turned into a a prick stick.
That's the third one.
>> A pritst stick.
>> I'm Will Smith Pritstick.
>> Yeah. Before we get too deep into the show, let me shout out the patrons over at the Patreon that make the show and audio version possible. We get the raw unfiltered MP3 ad free which you can put on Spotify or whatever. Listen to it on Podbean if you like.
>> That's always an option. And I'm going to say this now. There is still time to get the spies in disguise explained revealed if you subscribe to the Patreon.
>> Yeah.
>> In the next 48 hours.
>> Exactly.
>> The next 48 hours from when you're hearing this, not from when >> um >> this video comes out. 48 hours from when you're hearing it. Yeah, specifically when you're hearing it. Um, >> uh, that's normally get your patron names read out in the first or second week of each month. So, that should be attached to this episode. There's some good ones in there. Um, J after Hours supplementary show, a huge building playlist there of kind of variety content each week. Um, >> probably the best playlist.
>> Maybe the best playlist in all of history's >> in human histories. Yeah, it's like um what was that like famous like library that was like burnt down?
>> Oh yeah, the big one.
>> The library of all of knowledges I think it was called.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Um it's kind of >> we're like rebuilding it.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Single-handedly like last week where we did Jark Raiders.
>> Um a little bit of gameplay. Um, but if that's not your style, we did a Invincible season 4, as they say, an over hourong discussion on that, reviewing it, talking it through. And if that's not your style, we got the Planet Sounds guessing game. We got the Dark Souls 3I 10 year anniversary, as they say.
>> We got Paisley's Chance.
>> Paisley's Chance. All sorts of chances over there, Epstein Rants, the Mountain as they say, trying to read Rugrats Theory. You name it, it's on there. Go check it out.
>> Yeah, it's the Great Library, son.
>> Yeah, it's the Great Library of >> The Great Library Blood.
Um, and Germany group chat as well.
There's another perk you get on there.
>> That's any tier I believe. You can hop in and have a little chat and give suggestions which I'll put in housekeeping when relevant or in the question segment towards the end.
And on that note, I guess we can do some housekeeping. We round off conversations from the last week or so.
>> I've got a conversation to round off.
>> Oh, do you?
>> Why do you have a tick dish?
Confirm to the audience that there's a real tick.
>> There is a real tick in there.
>> And it's crawling around trying to bite you.
>> It Well, it had his arms up like, "Come on, give us a lift, will you?
>> I just want a hug.
>> A bite."
>> They're quite cute actually. The way >> they're kind of cute the way they stand there.
>> Some bugs are cute.
>> Some bugs. Jumping spiders are cute.
>> Worms.
>> Worms aren't. They're They're like an example of one that definitely Ladybugs are cute.
>> No. Even even big. They're cute.
>> You think so?
>> Yeah.
>> All you know when they show like an ants >> ants are terrifying.
>> Close up. That's that's some scary.
>> Like elder ring big ants would be scary.
>> Yeah.
>> Elden Ring big ladybug. I'd be down with like fly them to work and [ __ ] >> True. You know though, if it was in a like Souls game, it would be the scariest.
>> Yeah, it would be. Yeah.
>> Their scariest bit is like the mandible thing.
>> Yeah. I'm not about mandibles really.
>> Yeah, they're pretty scary and frightening. They're a little bit mandible.
I love puns. Um, well, let's uh start this off then with this one from film Talking. Alex, I believe you're thinking of Airport Charlie Puth.
We're doing like a a a song guessing game and there was some it was like the 20 biggest songs and a couple of them I didn't recognize and I was like, "Oh, is that that song from that really boring guy who's like pitch perfect and can like guess He knows what like an alarm, the pitch of an alarm is like the note exactly and all of that. That is Charlie Puth. That is who I was thinking of. But >> who the [ __ ] is Charlie P? That's not who I was thinking of.
>> He's just some famous guy. I don't know.
Charlie Poo or like >> Charlie P.
Charlie Pom pom pom.
>> Charlie, give me some of that pom pom pom. Charlie P.
>> Yeah. Look at his cute little face though. At least >> Oh, he's kind of wet. Yeah, he is a bit wet.
>> Oh, he's kind of liquid.
>> He's like liquid ocelot. He's like liquid Charlie.
>> I found one with his shirt off and he's wearing leather pants.
>> Is he hot? At least one of the Yeah, he's [ __ ] fine.
>> He's not that hot.
>> He's [ __ ] gorgeous.
>> He's not that hot.
>> Okay, take it back.
>> I take it back, Charlie.
>> I was thinking of the guy with H. Who's the guy that pisses me off?
>> Um, he's a British guy.
Pitch perfect British. Um, well, Dreamhouse 533 says, "Is Airport Gym in the Mile High Club?"
>> Uh, maybe.
Hello. I had really great intercourse in this [ __ ] plane and everyone could hear it and it was awesome.
>> Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Does it count if you just bring a flesh a flashlight into the Yo, that's an idea.
>> Yeah, >> that's a really good idea.
>> Yeah, you put the little um the the the the Virgin Atlantic um little blanket over it.
>> That's actually That just gave me an awesome idea. Like if you want to smuggle certain substances.
>> Yeah.
>> Put it in the rel.
>> Yeah.
>> And but have it in your hand luggage and like when they go to check it >> get embarrassed.
>> They'll be so embarrassed.
>> You be like, "What? It's just my rel."
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Nothing funky about this.
>> Yeah.
>> Like this [ __ ] stinks.
>> Yeah.
>> I haven't washed it in a bit. It's fine.
>> I was going to wash it when I get there.
>> Yeah. Move along.
>> Airport has a new new policy. Every relite must be checked.
>> We go through the scanner and they're like, "Hold on." They take it out of the bag and take it like into an office.
>> Yeah.
>> Bring it back with like a big smile on their face like all good. Yeah.
>> Uh, [ __ ] Is J says, "I never have commented on these videos and I never will."
>> Okay.
>> I think you might want to recheck that, Isaac J.
>> Don't let him ever comment block him.
>> Yeah, true. Can't comment if you're blocked.
>> Can't comment if you're blocked.
>> Um, you don't want. So, you guys have actually ruined my life this time. Okay.
>> On my letter box, I rank every movie I watch on a list specific to the year it was released. I cannot escape ranking.
I'm a ranker at heart.
>> I hope you're happy, you ranking freaks.
>> He's a ratified ranker. Rertified ranker. Need a like >> sound effect, you know.
>> Ranking to the beat.
Super Ranto says, "Hello, Jim, J Pim, and Jin. I just wanted to say that yesterday in my contemporary philosophy class, my teacher named dropped Ryan Reynolds's Free Guy while briefly mentioning the topic of simulation theory. For whatever reason, he spoke quite positively about the movie and called it quite funny. Anyways, how do you reconcile the intellectual respect you have for a person, namely a specialist and Heaggle, with the fact that they like Free Guy?" M I've struggled with this before with uh with um >> with the withers from Minecraft.
>> Do you remember the withers?
>> I don't know what that is.
>> Google it.
>> We'll see. Oh, yes. Looks very nice.
>> No, [ __ ] actually Google it.
>> How do you spell I can't spell very well.
>> You can spell wither.
>> The wankers from >> like wither away.
>> Wither Minecraft.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, they're kind of scary.
>> Yeah. Um yeah, my uh my physics teachers at Alevel, they were they were like clever obviously. They >> they liked Free Guy.
>> No, they liked um Big Bang Theory.
>> Oh, right. Cuz like he's a a nerd and makes science jokes.
>> Yeah, I guess. Um >> Right.
>> But it's like that [ __ ] suck.
>> That [ __ ] sucks. But if it was Young Sheldon, then I'd respect.
>> Yeah. The dad in Young Sheldon's kind of goated the way he defends his family.
>> Yeah, I've always found that he's kind of >> Yeah, we'll get more into it in the spies in disguise um discussion.
>> Check that out on Patreon if uh >> worst plug of all time.
Um what is it? There is something like about like intellectuals quote unquote having this weird thing about free guy >> like Peter >> like the intellectual Jordan.
>> Yeah.
Why is his name Jordan? That's genuinely the least intellectual name.
>> Jordan. Yeah.
>> That's mean. There could be a really smart Jordan listening.
>> Name a single one.
>> The Jordan who's listening.
>> Jordan Pizza.
>> Probably not smart.
>> Jordan Peterson is listening.
>> Yeah. I wish.
>> No. I've got my new idea. I wish, dude.
>> This reminded me I wanted I wish Free Guy the game.
>> The woke moralists hate Free Guy.
>> Um, >> yeah. I I don't know cuz I feel like um I feel like I have the correct taste in movies.
>> That's funny cuz I feel like I have the correct taste in movies.
>> Yours is close cuz you like a lot of the movies I like, but I'm just a bit more correct.
>> Do you know what I mean?
>> No. Well, I'm sure it's all going to come to a head when we see the the Baby Yoda movie.
>> Yeah, >> cuz I'm I'm screaming and like crying in the cinema cuz it's just peak absolute cinema.
>> I'm so [ __ ] excited. I can't I can't contain myself. This is me when I'm like hyped.
>> Yeah, you're buzzing.
>> You know what I mean?
>> You're actually buzzing.
Um, Android Squid 31 says, "If you think about it, CBT is basically gym ranking.
He does it almost every cast. So that means Jim is a serial ranker."
>> What am I?
>> Got him.
>> What?
>> You're a ranker.
>> I never said I wasn't.
>> Never claimed to be. Never claimed not to be.
>> I never claimed to be no ranker.
>> Mr. Boon says, "Lmao, I had similar situation happen. And I I fell off my bike and broke my shoulder last summer while listening to their podcast.
>> Loser. Actual [ __ ] loser.
>> Like you're supposed to stay on the bike, you [ __ ] idiot.
>> So this person, >> you block him.
>> They were replying to a comment that we featured in the previous episode, but they were leaving it as if they were replying to the commenter in the episode.
>> Interesting.
>> Instead of like >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> So like >> I like that. I like that.
>> I do like that's that's unique. That's like, you know, like when um when uh what's his name? Benjamin >> Nice Man, >> the the main character from Interstellar.
>> Uh Tim Chan, >> you know, when he's trying to communicate through the black >> when he's on the machine gun and the aliens are coming down.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> They keep coming.
>> Tim Chan. Yeah. And then like there there's a wave of aliens that so many of them it's like locust and it's like we're not going to make it.
>> And then the pigeon from Spies in Disguise says on your left and flies through the portal.
>> I love that.
>> Yeah. Good [ __ ] Good [ __ ] >> It's like um Lance is here. Yes.
>> You know >> Yeah. Yeah. Lance from um Spies. Yeah.
We just call it spies like like it's called.
>> Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
>> Can we call it Sid one?
>> Sid one. Yeah. Ready for the sequel? Um, >> Minger 921 says, "Fill me fills me with irreressible delight watching Jim contort his face to try and ward off the giggles after a hashtag funny moment."
Why would I try and ward it off?
>> Um, >> I like I enjoy joy.
>> I like warding things off cuz I'm in part >> I just figured out the word enjoy, right?
>> Like you know the word envoy.
>> Envoy.
>> Yeah. It's like n you're ending the voy.
So enjoy is like you're ending the joy like you're ex you know >> you're honing to void.
No, you're ning to voy onvoy.
>> You're not envoying. You're >> You're like, you know those those scooters. A voy. I'm on voy.
>> Yeah, that would be o n vo y. I'm talking about e n vo y.
>> No.
Hooper is pissed at us.
>> Okay.
>> Um gave a time code >> talking about we were talking about um we were annoyed about like paying for parking. went on some rand about that and he was likeily disagree. Parking is actually incredibly cheap.
>> If you wanted to rent the amount of land needed to park your car for a day in a city, it would be far more. Plus, encouraging people from out of town to drive all the way into town adds traffic to roads not designed for that capacity while polluting neighborhoods with lower car ownership. The thing that has killed the high street is actually creating suburban houses too far away to get to the high street without using a car, not investing properly in public transport, and not banning multinational corporations from enough of the shops though. Yeah, I get it. Parking sucks at an individual level.
So, you literally concede your whole point at the end. Get debated, you [ __ ] idiot.
>> Should I block him?
>> Yeah.
>> Hooper, I'm sorry, but you're getting blocked. Blocked.
God damn it.
Oh, Cecil just blocked the loser.
>> God damn it.
>> Alex NY man says, "In Swedish, a wank is called a runk."
>> No way.
>> Yeah, >> they were so close to the mark. They were so close.
>> So close.
>> And they just missed it.
>> No cigar. They just be like, "Oh, see got rank. Go run.
>> Let me go rank." It's like, nah.
Ret me go rank, son.
Yeah. Now the Brits got this covered, mate. We're wanking it to the end of it.
We're wanking it to the end of it. Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> Not you silly Swedishes.
God.
Stupid Swedish lip tards.
>> Um says, "Hey guys, can you bring Conquest on the show? Only if it's nice quest.
>> Kind kindest.
>> Cringy [ __ ] man. I'm obsessed with those kind quest videos.
>> The like AI ones.
>> Yeah.
>> Where they're like people make that [ __ ] unironically and like share it and everyone's like, "Yeah, no. This is >> This shit's emotional."
>> No, they don't.
>> No, they do.
>> No, they [ __ ] >> They do. They're not in earnest. Come on.
>> I showed you one.
>> Please, just let me have this.
>> And it's like playing the Superman score.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Just go watch Superman. It's literally the same thing.
>> Yeah. It's literally the whole point.
>> Do you want to watch um No, I forgot.
I think I accidentally just showed um Mario goatsying the screen. Um >> that's okay.
>> Do you think that's okay?
Do you think that's all right? I can't find it. I was trying to find a bit of nice quest to play in the background, but Oh no, there he is.
Hey, Carl.
>> Yeah, this [ __ ] >> morning all good folks.
>> [ __ ] sake.
>> So [ __ ] cringy, dude.
>> Yeah, it's always like a Midwest bar.
>> Yeah. Yeah. And every single bit of media is going to be this in a few years.
>> Yeah. Yeah, it is. Oh, man.
Um, I [ __ ] hate this [ __ ] house, dude. Um, and last one for housekeeping cartoon grump says, "Why Alex off camera again? It makes things less funny."
>> Oh, interesting. Well, >> do you think it's less funny?
>> No.
>> No, I don't.
>> Why?
>> No, I don't.
>> Never do that.
>> No, we get like Americans like it when you talk like that.
>> Never do that. Hello, I just arrived here in America.
>> Hello, I just arrived here in the Americas.
>> Could you point me to a taco?
>> Could you point me to a Lou? I need to fart and flush, darling.
Yeah, brother. I agree with all that.
Out here in the Midwest, we just let it breathe.
>> I don't wear no panties. I like to let them breathe.
>> I don't actually have a single topic today.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> See, I was No, I'm not even going to say that.
>> You can.
>> Nah, you can.
Man, >> what's that from?
>> That was supposed to be like the Superman music.
>> Oh, okay. Yeah.
>> You know, I was being nice Quest.
>> Yeah, you can do it.
>> I just love like alternate history versions of things, you know, when it's like, what if like Spider-Man was a zombie?
>> Yeah. What if um what if The Amazing Spider-Man 2 had the deleted scene where his dad comes back? He's like actually alive this whole time.
>> Talking about goated films. Sheesh.
>> Do you want to talk about Amazing Spider-Man 2?
>> I'd prefer to talk about Sid. But um >> Well, no, we're doing that. Just >> I thought of something though.
>> On the >> You don't want to talk about Amazing Spider-Man 2 >> on the idea of like >> Can you just tell me you don't want to?
>> On the idea of Spider-Man like a new like sidekick, like a new >> for Spider-Man.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Because like, you know, Spider-Man's, you know what the Russos are like?
>> They're like, "Oh, um, we don't really like it when Spider-Man is partially responsible for Uncle Ben's deaths because that'll make it too sad and serious." So, we introduced a new character called Tick Man, and he's a a blood sucking parasite. And that's where the villain comes from.
>> That's really a guy.
>> Oh yeah, the tech.
>> He doesn't look like one, though. He's like blue, >> isn't it? Peter Sarah Finowitz. He's in Dark Souls 2.
>> I think I think you might actually be correct. It's him or isn't Patrick Wbertton him?
>> Who's Patrick Wbertton?
>> Isn't he in like [ __ ] No, you're right. I'm wrong.
>> Yeah. Are you thinking of [ __ ] the wheelchair guy?
>> Yeah.
>> From from Family Guy.
>> From Family Guy. Joe, >> what am I getting confused with? Was he like a epic?
>> No.
>> The tick is in Kite Man. Hell yeah. No.
No. Ignore me. Ignore. Take that out, editor. Please.
>> Peter Saraphinoitz plays um Pate in Dark Souls 2.
>> He plays Peter Teal in Dark Souls 2.
>> What the um I don't think >> I thought I was correct.
In 2001, the tick sitcom had Patrick Wbertton playing the tick. And then in 2016, Sarah Finowitz was the dick. Sometimes two things can be correct. Sometimes both people can be correct.
>> But he's not a tick, though. He's blue.
>> He's a big blue guy.
>> Does he drink bloods?
>> I don't think so.
>> I guess if they made him too tick-like, he'd be simply too scary.
>> Well, Spider-Man's a [ __ ] spider.
Do you want to talk about SP? cuz I've been slowly watching through um No Way Home.
>> Oh yeah. Watching it in a interesting way.
>> I'm just doing like 10 minutes here and there.
>> Um >> yeah, >> cuz to be perfectly honest uh at points that's like all I can bear >> really. There's >> When was the last time you saw it?
>> At the cinema.
>> Oh [ __ ] You seen him once?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Um, there are moments where the movie looks so bad.
Like so bad.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> It's It's um It's worse than like Heroes.
>> Heroes. That's a poll.
>> Do you remember that show? But that's like a 2000's [ __ ] superhero.
>> Actually, like I can't even remember what that show even looks like.
>> Do you remember when he like flies and [ __ ] It looks kind of whack. Um, >> oh my god. Yeah, >> they're they're filming scenes where they're just like outside.
>> Yeah.
>> And it's the fakest, flattest looking [ __ ] >> Outside inside.
>> Yeah. And it's like, why don't you just go outside?
>> Cuz then a paparazzi might see and then they'll spoil that.
>> But like opens a portal.
>> But they're not they're not outside in those scenes. Like just have Tom Holland be out [ __ ] side.
>> Yeah. Like like it it makes me more excited for the new one that they're like intentionally filming [ __ ] practically, you know, like the swinging [ __ ] >> that's been, you know, let Paparazzi [ __ ] see it. Like it >> Yeah. It's just like marketing really.
>> It It genuinely looks so [ __ ] >> I was a little bit scared for the trailer of the new one. The first couple shots looked a bit like what you're saying. I was like, "Oh no, >> why can't you just like I can't just make like a something tangible, you know?
>> Yeah.
Like I feel like they've gone to such extremes to to capture something so unimpressive, you know?
>> Yeah. Yeah, it's like you're building a whole set to resemble a space that exists >> and then you light it like [ __ ] and shoot it and block it in the most boring way possible.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um >> just for like efficiency, I guess. It's like what if we have the camera move in a certain kind of fun interesting Spider-Man way then >> it would be a bit hard I guess. Yeah, that would require like >> that would require Sam Remy.
>> It's It is strange how much of the film feels like improv like >> like dialogue.
>> Yeah. Talking >> like the way [ __ ] flows is like >> I think they want it to feel like that cuz it is like a bunch of comedic actors, right? And >> it for me at some points it's just like >> two.
>> Yeah. say, "Let's not do that." Um, it's Spider-Man.
>> I think that film is a little bit of a like just a tease as to as what is to come, you know, with like the member berry like >> Yeah.
>> book. Like we just got to like just reference a bunch of [ __ ] you already know, >> you know?
>> Yeah. Um, but I'll tell you what, William Defoe [ __ ] carries that [ __ ] He's He's genuinely so good.
>> Yeah.
>> His performance is [ __ ] >> He's awesome. But why doesn't he have a scene?
>> Yeah, weird.
>> Not a single scene with >> weird.
>> A lot of the film feels like that where it's like I don't think these two actors ever met.
>> Yeah, that's likely. That is actually likely.
>> They're like interacted and you never see them in the same space.
>> I I think I'd prefer a version of that movie that was just Toby Spider-Man with his villains and the Amazing Spider-Man [ __ ] isn't in there at all. And then they actually like develop that a little bit. The CG on the Lizard looks [ __ ] awful.
>> The Lizard looks awful.
>> The Lizard looks terrible. Um, >> it's quite a like packed film. It's very just boom boom boom.
>> It is. Uh, >> I kind of I I like what they did with Electro. I feel like Electro is an iconic as [ __ ] Spider-Man villain. And >> I could see I could see him like doing that character justice. He was done dirty in the original Amazing Spider-Man.
>> Um, two, cuz that film just [ __ ] sucks. Like, if you like The Amazing Spider-Man 2, you're a loser.
>> Like, you're actually probably are covered in ticks. It's the only thing.
>> Yeah. Get a tick dish and [ __ ] get to work, son. You need to you need to get more blood flowing to your brain. I remember I have this really lame like super nerdy dork memory of like leaving a frustrated comment on a um >> you know kind of funny.
>> Yep.
>> Would they do like re like reviews of movies that have been and gone type thing was like all of the Spider-Man movies in reviews.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah.
>> They did one for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and I listened to it and like they put it really high in the ranking.
>> In the ranking?
>> Yeah. Um, and I left this whole ass comment like, "Guys, this is unacceptable."
>> Yeah.
>> Like I was I was like nerd raging like >> Yeah.
>> It feels like um >> when when you hear someone have an opinion like that, like it actually changes like their social standing, >> you know? It's like, "Oh, okay. I respect you less now."
>> Right. Right. You know, >> which is uh [ __ ] cringy as hell. But it's how we got to live. It's the only way to survive these days.
>> That's Han Zimmer, right?
>> For real. Yeah. Han Zimmer is doing the score for the latest Euphoria season, >> which he didn't do the other two. And >> because um Labyrinth did, didn't he?
>> Yeah.
>> And he like >> that's one of the cooler things about the show was his music.
>> Yeah.
>> Um >> I just have zero interest in that show.
Um >> it's it's >> it's like Spider-Man without Spider-Man.
>> I like the main character in it. Um, who's in Spider-Man?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, >> she's cool, but like it's one of those things where it's like, >> why did this need three seasons? Yeah.
This this was a one and done type thing.
>> Um, >> they just got to America milk it.
>> Yeah, cuz I guess it was so like popular. It like launched a bunch of huge careers off it.
>> Jacob Alordi. Yeah.
>> The Only Fans One.
>> Jacob Lordi gives me weird vibes. He's really funny in the latest season though cuz he like clearly is so checked out like >> really >> he knows it like sucks. You can tell on some level.
>> Yeah, >> cuz like he was, you know, he was good in Frankenstein.
>> Yeah, he's good in Frankenstein.
>> Um he was good in the first season of Euphoria. Like >> but he's too tall and he's Australian.
So >> can't be having that.
>> Sorry guys.
>> [ __ ] Australians, man.
>> They're just they're just problem causers. Problem makers. Trouble makers.
Why are they always hot as well?
>> They're always so [ __ ] hot. It's annoying. Margo Robbie and Shakable Audi >> and like um Chris Hemsworth and [ __ ] >> Yeah, the Hemsworths.
>> Yeah.
>> Can we have some of that drinking water or maybe son?
>> There's loads of hot Australians.
>> Who was um Tom Cruz's wife?
>> She's Australian, right?
>> I think you might be right. I can't I'm blanking on her name though cuz I mix her up with the American >> Peter Pedigree. Peter Teal.
>> Peter Teal. Yeah.
>> Yeah. He's hot.
>> Yeah. He's South African though. Similar accent, just more even more racist.
>> Yeah. Yeah. What we talking about? Oh, yeah. Spider-Man.
>> Yeah. Spider-Man.
>> Um, >> look.
>> I really don't know how to feel about far from home. Far away. No Way Home.
>> Like I I It's candy floss. It's like a >> Yeah, >> it's a sweet treat but empty calories.
>> But it's it's not even that sweet. It's It's like the the the action like >> it doesn't really have like a Whoa, that's like the train scene. Like I'm >> It has one really good action scene.
>> Which >> one? When the first time he fights the Green Goblin, they're like >> Oh, yeah.
>> and he's like punching him in the face and it's it's all like really grounded.
in the apartment like that shit's [ __ ] cool.
>> You need a scene like that, but you also need like an action like kinetic like swing around [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um which I feel like the the embit's meant to be, but like it doesn't hit for me. Um it was kind of my problem with Homecoming as well. Like >> Mhm.
>> I just think that director doesn't know how to do action.
>> Yeah.
>> For the most part, like I said, that that there is that one great bit.
>> Well, yeah. He really just feels like whenever there's action, it's just handing it off to the >> Yeah.
>> to another team entirely.
>> It's like he doesn't care. Um >> Yeah. It's weird that >> which is like if if you're making a Spider-Man movie, >> you should probably care about that.
>> Should almost be a priority actually.
>> Yeah.
>> It's not the priority.
>> Partially the point.
>> Yeah.
to the point where like to a degree like some of the Amazing Spider-Man [ __ ] is like more interesting.
>> Yeah.
>> Action wise. Like some of the [ __ ] they're doing.
>> Some of the CG is better too.
>> Yeah. The CG to be fair to The Amazing Spider-Man 2, the CG is great in that movie.
>> Like it actually looks really good.
>> Within reason.
>> Yeah. Um, in the second one specifically, I can't think I I I don't I'm It's more of a choice than like a CG thing, but the the web like >> becoming hand >> the tooth fusing.
>> Yeah. It's [ __ ] unnecessary, isn't it?
>> Um, >> I love that though. That's [ __ ] awesome.
>> But I I didn't like the I don't like the scenes in No Way Home where like the the villains are like having a chat and he's like, "Ah, the lizard. I remember you.
You were a scientist once. Oh, you you've had a bit of a glow up, haven't you? You used to be a bit of a dorm >> because the the script has to introduce them >> also have the like rapport as well.
>> The me Yeah.
>> But you might not have seen it.
>> It's also like uh like Dr. Octopus is like >> Norman Osborne, you're alive. What the [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah.
>> And um >> but then over it, >> but you guys never met or at least we never knew that you met. Like is that established ever?
>> Yeah.
>> I don't think so. They're just like two totally separate.
>> Yeah.
>> Um >> do you I sometimes think about that kind of [ __ ] though where like >> when scripts are like dumbed down like what was the like focus test that was >> Yeah. that got those notes, you know, where it was like, >> who's he? Who's the lizard guy? Why is there a lizard?
>> Yeah.
>> Why is he electric?
>> Valid. All valid questions.
Something strange to me is like, so are they never going to do like a Dr. Octopus thing? They're never going to do a Green Goblin >> because that was kind of my dream was that they were just gonna pluck Alpha Millionaire and he would just be Doc Hawk.
>> Yeah. Like in that in that universe and the same with um William Defoe, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Um >> and then it's like well you can't really do it then if it's >> Yeah. It kind of defeats the point cuz then like he already knows.
>> Yeah. It changes everything.
>> Yeah. Um, >> that's kind of the starting point with him though anyway with the way he's been in >> Yeah, >> it's the iron spider kind of.
>> It's the the cake and eating it too type [ __ ] And >> cuz what what I initially didn't like um in my head being um not enough of a like nerd dork guy. In my head, Spider-Man was just like his own thing in his own universe because my exposure to it was Sam Ramy. He's also the biggest Marvel character by far.
>> Yeah. Um but then going back and reading like a I've read a bunch of the um Stan Lee Spider-Man original run >> the OG60s >> and it's like he's always existed in this space where he's like he's in a world of superheroes and he's a teenage like smaller scale.
>> He's like a different part of the appeal.
>> Yeah, that is part of the appeal. Um, so to like start him off as like Iron Man's little boy toy is kind of weird >> as Iron Man's tick.
>> Is Iron Man's like um little Epstein child.
>> Iron Man is um >> Iron Man's little Epstein island.
>> Iron Man went to the island.
>> He designed the island.
>> Yeah, he he designed the like secret.
That would be a twist if it was actually um >> what's he called? Hugo boss. Hugo Strange, you know, he's like >> Doctor Strange.
>> Doctor Strange actually crafted the island, you know? He's like >> Yeah. It's like a mirage. It's like not actually there >> but actually is there and it's even worse than we thought.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Vazu.
>> Saying that though, you brought up Doctor Strange. That that action scene's fun when they're in the mirror dimension. Um >> Oh, yeah. That is in the movie. That probably is my favorite action scene actually in that movie.
>> I I [ __ ] love Doctor Strange and >> I like him in a group setting.
>> Yes.
>> Yeah. Um but I like I even enjoyed I'd probably feel similarly to how I it's weird. Marvel movies I find I see them in the cinema I like them.
>> I watch them again. I don't so much even though I had the opposite feeling with Civil War. But anyway, um I really like Doctor Strange. I think the casting for Doctor Strange is [ __ ] crazy.
>> I think he's he was like born to play that role.
>> It's like RDJ.
>> Yeah. But more so like I think he he looks like he's been pulled from a comic book page. Like he's got the weird face and [ __ ] like that. He looks like Doctor Strange.
>> Yeah, he does.
>> He straight up does. Did you see the weird clips of um >> I don't know the like energy and hype they're trying to muster for this new Avengers [ __ ] is not hitting in my opinion.
>> No.
>> Um >> like at the Oscars like Robert Downey and um Chris [ __ ] >> Evans >> Chris Evans and they were like >> I don't know they were just being lame and it like wasn't cool and it wasn't like fun that they were there. It just felt like this advert time.
>> Yeah.
>> Like we got to get the hype machine rolling for this [ __ ] you know?
>> Like >> Yeah.
>> What's I don't really get what there is to be excited about.
>> I think people are excited. I just like it's not working for me, you know? Like uh >> Mhm.
>> who the [ __ ] even is there to give a [ __ ] about?
>> Yeah.
genuinely I think my favorite Marvel movie I've seen since um uh Endgame was like Shangi >> half of it. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. The first half of Shangi is like all we got. I never I never even watched um >> I liked Guardians 3 a lot.
>> Oh yeah. Yeah. But like that was their like last movie, you know? is >> and they feel like their own thing kind of.
>> Yeah, that's all different. Um, and it like it feels over, you know, if like Rocket Raccoon and his [ __ ] [ __ ] squad turn up in the in this Avengers, I'm going to be like, really?
>> You probably will. I think everyone Tony is going to be in it.
>> Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] um Spies in Disguise is going to be in it.
>> Yeah. [ __ ] They can do like a little Tony's here, you know, and they're like, "Shit, he's back."
>> Yeah. [ __ ] Yeah.
>> You're not Tony.
>> I'm Tony.
>> No, I'm Tony.
The liger. This is my son, Liger. I got a different flavor cereal.
I'm workshopping that one.
>> Yeah. Liger. Tony the liger.
>> I'm trying. I want to pitch it to the research.
>> Yeah. Um I'm going to I'm going to You know that classic um James Cameron pitch with Alien? He just puts an S on the end.
>> Yeah.
>> It's it's going to have Tony the Tiger and I just rub out the T and put an L.
>> Yeah.
>> And the whole room is like >> Yeah.
>> You're hired.
>> Yeah.
Yeah. I hear that. Yeah. Yeah. [ __ ] hell yeah. I godamn hear it.
>> I goddamn hear it.
>> Um I think JK Simmons is wasted in Far From Him.
>> Like why even have him in the film if he's going to >> Oh yeah. I forgot he was even in it. I mean there's so much [ __ ] in it.
>> Yeah. And it it feels like he he doesn't like meet anyone, >> you know? He's he's always like off to the side like >> Well, yeah, cuz his um scheduling didn't line up, so he had to be in green screen. But when when you >> when you can like feel all that [ __ ] just watching it, >> it's like >> I shouldn't be thinking about like the actor's [ __ ] time schedules while watching a movie. It's like >> Yeah.
>> It really pulls you out.
>> Ruins the immersion a little bit, huh?
>> I got to say, I know Ned is is nicked from like Gani from Mars Morales. Um, which is kind of [ __ ] stupid because now if they do do Miles Morales, like >> they don't have N.
>> They can't do that.
>> They can't do Genki. Like what what can they do?
>> You know, Peter isn't supposed to have a guy in the chair. Why have you done this? But anyway, he he would have been perfect casting for a Miles story. You know, he's >> My dad should have been Miles.
>> Yeah, he actually should have been.
>> That would have been [ __ ] crazy.
Peter, I've been keeping something from you.
>> Yeah, >> they should reveal that in the new one.
[ __ ] Why not?
>> Have [ __ ] Miles from from Spiderverse just in the MCU.
>> Yeah, like Roger Rabbit stuff.
>> Yeah, yeah, yeah.
>> Why do you look so crazy, dude?
>> I'm I'm just doing my own thing.
>> I'm just like a New Yorker. Aren't we all like this?
>> Right. There's bloody New Yorkers.
>> I'm getting [ __ ] angry. What?
>> Um, I think Tom Holland is a good Spider-Man.
>> Why is that angry? Right. I think he's better than the movies he's been in.
>> Oh, yeah. For sure.
>> Like I think he could have been the goat >> when you see those little splashes, you know?
>> Yeah.
>> Those little like like in the first one with him where he's like lifting the >> like there's a rubble on him. That's like that's like that's a moment. So, well, that's that's from the classic comic, right?
>> I'm not sure. I haven't read >> because that's they did the same thing in um in the game. Do you remember at the start of the game? Like the rubble falls on him and then he lifts it. It's like a famous panel.
>> Yeah.
>> Um >> also the context of his character in that movie, like where it is placed in the movie.
>> Yeah.
>> Um >> Yeah. Good [ __ ] Good [ __ ] Um I like when uh I like when he's scrolling on TikTok before he goes to bed.
>> That's cool. when he's got Lego.
>> I like that.
>> Yeah, the Lego is always getting smashed. Um I don't know why they have so much time for Happy, that character from Iron Man.
>> Oh yeah, >> [ __ ] the guy who's directing Yeah.
John Favro of Glut Shadow Fan. Um >> [ __ ] yeah.
>> It's like why is he one of the main characters? He's in it loads >> and he's like, "Yeah, in the second one I direct, I want Scarlett Johansson to like [ __ ] ravage me."
>> Yeah.
>> I want Scarlett Johansson to choke me out with her ass.
>> Sure thing, John. You get whatever you want.
>> Nice.
Nice one, John.
>> Yeah.
>> He's in Sopranos, >> is he?
>> Yeah. He's in the Soanos.
>> He's in um Chef, right?
>> Yeah. He's the chef and chef.
>> Yeah.
>> I've actually seen that. Yeah, that movie radicalized a lot of people.
>> Yeah, including me.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> Interesting.
>> I'm waiting for the sequel where they um >> Have you seen Turbo?
>> Chefs in Disguise.
>> Turbo, the snail film.
>> Yeah, with Ryan R >> with with Russell Brand. Oh, no. That's Hob.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh, no, I've not seen Turbo.
>> Oh, right. So, you haven't seen the famous scene from Turbo where there's like this guy making like a taco in like a taco truck and people always share like gifts of him making this taco.
>> Why?
>> I don't know.
>> For what?
>> Um, it's like the most notable thing to come out. [ __ ] amazing.
>> Awesome.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah. Um, but yeah, Chef X taco guy from Turbo. Yeah, man.
>> That's another idea I'm workshopping.
Russos.
>> Russos.
Do you think >> it gets green lit tomorrow?
>> Yeah.
>> Like a helicopter lands in a garden.
>> We heard you.
>> We need you.
We need your ideas.
>> We need more ideas like this. Mim Buddha. Mim Buddha. Cena fool.
I really want to be a glutathione on a Star Wars film. Oh, I'd love it.
>> Yeah, >> it's my dream.
>> Ah, what a jing. Huh?
>> I don't speak bazoneyi.
Hey, why you acting like I'm talking bazoon over?
>> [ __ ] $8, man.
>> Yeah. [ __ ] Why the [ __ ] did we ever like that [ __ ] trash? It >> was so [ __ ] awesome.
What?
>> What?
Cuz then you go, >> "Yeah, >> use the force type [ __ ] and the music."
>> Yeah. When he's flying down the trench.
>> Boom boom boom boom.
>> When Sabula's [ __ ] slamming into Anakin's pod racer, >> I'm going to call my daughter Sabula.
>> I'm going to call my daughter Py.
It's a Bula Beltman.
>> I'm going to call my son >> Ben.
>> Rot.
I'm going to call my [ __ ] twins Yaddle and Yoda.
Yaddle and Grou.
Baby and Yoda.
>> Okay. What's your Let's end this section with um your your Baby Yoda movie predictions like how badly it's going to do.
>> How bad >> first.
>> Okay, two bets, right? How it's critically going to do and how it's commercially going to do.
>> I'm going to give I'm going to say it's going to get a 62 on like >> really >> Metacritic.
>> I'm feeling like 45.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. I think it's gonna be [ __ ] awful. That's why I'm so I haven't seen like a single trailer or anything for the film. So >> So you've got more insight than me. I think it's going to be the best. It's going to make loads of money.
>> Do you think so?
>> Yeah, because like >> I'm going to guess it does cuz it's apparently tracking to do worse than solo at the moment.
>> Is it out?
>> No. I know it's out in a couple.
>> How's it tracking?
>> Um >> like people don't >> they like track like expected numbers in the same way you like poll.
>> Yeah.
>> You know um >> it's crazy to think like if they'd have done this at the right time it would have done amazing like do season one.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Would have [ __ ] made mad money.
Um >> so what do you think? What's your prediction?
>> I think it's going to do really well.
like surprise.
>> Yeah, I think it's going to be it's going to break records.
I think it depends on the babies and the boomers >> and the normals.
>> I don't know. I feel like that's who the baby Yoda like appeals to, you know? I see like just random old people with like Baby Yoda.
>> People [ __ ] love Baby Yoda.
>> When I went to like little day, it was like a guy wearing a Baby Yoda shirt.
>> Yeah. For me, it was um like a friend of a friend. I I was told like, "Oh, yeah, they they love Baby Yoda." I was like, "Huh?"
>> Mhm.
>> The most like normal person ever even knows what Baby Yoda is. What?
Why? You're like, "Oh, you're a Grou fan like me." Nobody calls him Grou for [ __ ] sake.
Why the [ __ ] did they not call the movie Baby Yoda?
>> They should have. It >> Why not? Genuinely, >> it's it's a better name than the Mandalorian and Grou.
>> The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda.
>> Just call it the Baby Yoda movie.
>> Yeah.
>> Baby Yoda the movie. Like like Minion movie or whatever.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Baby Yoda. Just Baby Yoda.
>> Yeah.
>> Feet the tick.
>> Yeah.
>> Feet Tom Holland Spider-Man.
>> When the portal opens and the tick comes out.
Which one? Both.
>> Sarah.
>> Maybe like a No Way Home type thing, but with the T.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Fast forward 20 years and that's where we'll be.
>> The [ __ ] Patrick Warren and T be in MCU.
>> No, he's not.
>> Then he is.
>> Patrick Waron has been caught on the set of a new amazing movie that's coming out.
>> Yeah. Avengers Doomsday 3.
Oh, Christmas.
Do you want to talk about Spider-Man at all? Do you want to talk about Christmas?
I've been doing my Christmas shopping.
Do you think that Venom game's ever coming out?
>> Venom? Well, these Venoms.
>> You don't want to talk about the Venom game?
>> No.
>> Venom?
>> You don't fancy talking about the Venom game?
Fancy talking about my favorite chocolate bar.
That's how your Venom Spider-Man shoots his webs.
>> I thought he actually does that in the comics.
>> He does when he's Black Sea.
>> I like that. I like that. Like it's weird and >> Yeah.
He doesn't do that in the video game though, and it pisses me off.
>> It comes out of a different hole.
>> He should just go like that.
>> That would be cool.
Yeah, >> cuz he's pissed. Yeah, he's [ __ ] angry all the time.
[ __ ] stupid.
>> I think you would direct a good Spider-Man Venom movie.
like in the universe of the Venom movies.
>> I'd happily do that.
>> Holy [ __ ] >> I could do that. I could do a better job than Andy Circus.
>> So good at blind rat.
>> Like >> I think that's who actually subbed in for him.
>> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> He's just like smoking a crackpipe while directing.
>> Tom Hardy [ __ ] cooked breakfast or something.
>> That is that is his whole like directing career. Yeah, >> that's the like Animal Farm just came out.
>> I was trying to find somewhere that was playing it, but nowhere in the UK.
>> I thought it was just on Netflix or something.
>> No, Angel Studios got to make their bank.
They're like a Christian like company.
>> It's weird for someone who's like I think a really good actor.
>> Yeah. Good voice actor. Has a great voice. Great.
>> Why Why does he like choose to do trash?
Um, if someone was like, "Look, they're making Venom 2. We'll give you millions of dollars." Millions. And this is this is going to be a walk in the park for you. Like, you basically don't have to do [ __ ] Like, >> the storyboard's all done. It's already written. AI generated it. Like, you don't have to do anything really. You just kind of turn up, we put your name on it, >> Yeah.
>> You know, >> that's crazy. Some people have it so [ __ ] easy.
>> Play Golem once.
>> Yeah.
>> And be awesome at it.
To be fair, what he did in those films, he earned like he earned a >> he own earned phenom.
>> I like when he's like, >> he earned Animal Farm.
>> Yeah.
>> And Jungle Book.
>> Oh yeah. [ __ ] That film stinks.
>> Scary.
>> Yeah, it sucks.
>> I like when Golem's like Give me an album. He's going to drop an album for the movie, the Golem movie, >> which is happening, everyone. [ __ ] >> It's still coming.
>> The movie is about how he came up with that song.
>> Yeah, it's like the Michael Jackson bop fake. Probably will be a scene where he is like, yeah, explaining that [ __ ] Pearl rhymes.
I completely forgot that was even happening.
>> Not not a single human bug beast beasty.
No like creature in in the known galaxy.
>> Not even a tick >> is excited >> for the Gollum movie.
>> Yeah.
>> He's dreading it.
>> He's like, "Fuck." He's like, "I should have stopped at Venom.
>> Should have quit when while I was ahead.
Is venom an animal farm?
>> That's like the explanation of like why the pigs are standing up.
>> It's communism, right?
>> Yeah. They will get venomized.
>> Yeah.
>> That's the plot of um Spider-Man 2 the video game. Venom wants to communize everyone.
>> Now you're all my little monsters. Now we are all the proletariat.
Yes, Venom.
But uh oh, nasty carnage coming.
>> Yeah.
Uh oh, Nazi carnage.
[ __ ] hell. Um I Are we in What section are we in? I can't even >> just the interim.
I think I need another beer.
>> Yeah, same.
Do you know what's been keeping my humor in check?
>> What?
>> I've had this on the screen the whole time.
technology, huh? The wonders, the marvels of technologies. Just you just evaporate a small town so you can do this. It's fine.
It's all worth it in the end.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> For this, >> you get this.
>> At least we have this >> because of that.
>> Yeah.
>> You don't need clean drinking water.
It's fine. You got that.
>> You don't need food.
This is brain food.
>> It is like cocoa orange. This is the [ __ ] that like showing me.
Oh, god damn it.
Yeah. Rankers on PS5 out now.
money. This is wild.
Yeah. Now, in the motorcycle ranking, I'm putting um Harley's >> Harley's like B tier.
>> Yeah. I'd have like a purple one and I'd have like Harley on the back of my Harley and I >> Oh, nice.
>> Let's go Harley.
Let's go find him.
>> Have you seen that clip of Harley from the cartoon going like, "Hey, Joker, want to ride on the Harley?" cuz she's like thirsty for him and he's like shut the [ __ ] up b word. He's like I don't like motorbike.
>> I don't like pom pom Harley. I like that pum.
>> N Joker kind of gives asexual to be honest.
>> Yeah, definitely.
>> You know, cuz everyone's like, "Oh, he's he wants to [ __ ] kiss Bruce Wayne on his [ __ ] mouth. Maybe not. Maybe he's asexual." Did you even think about that, you idiots?
>> He's definitely asexual.
>> What about Harley?
>> Harley's not asexual. She's incredibly sexual.
>> Yeah, she's the She's by She will [ __ ] anyone and anything that goddamn mood.
Be it Bane, be it Killer Croc. Be >> she's couple three times those hyenas as well.
>> Uh-oh. We don't talk about those episodes.
Uh, welcome to the second half of the cast where we answer questions from the group chat and the subreddit over at r/ >> our relash.
>> Um, well, Charlie Scream can get us going here.
>> Charlie Scream.
>> This one's from the group chat.
>> Okay.
>> The most nicest jarling. A true evil jarling antithesis story.
Bear Bear Jar, we write to you today with a rare, positive, jarling story involving a cinema arrangement. In the past few months, two local jarlings in our town have become acquainted with each other. We are a powerful and dangerous duo. Why are they talking in like third person? That's >> I was just about to say like are you have you witnessed two other people watching?
>> Yeah, >> we are best friends have all the same interests and we even have the same secret, but for the longest time we had >> What the [ __ ] does that mean? secret was encaps but for the longest time we hadn't once arranged to go to the cinema together out of a primal fear of one fabled story the evil jarling do you remember do you remember that was like a big crux to the evil jarling was they were like organizing some cinema thing I think it was in Australia >> um >> but like they were just trolling you'd have to go back but there's an episode I think called the evil jarling will be in there >> we feared that perhaps all jarlings were fated to have a deceptive and [ __ ] up cinema experience.
>> That's right. Yeah, it's coming back to me.
>> So, as a test of trust and courage, one of us had offered to buy both tickets for a film, a similar arrangement to the famous horror tale. If one of us wanted to betray, it would have been an unfortunate possibility. However, we are proud to announce that we have successfully passed the evil jarling test. Our cinema trip was even accompanied by a small redacted Funko Pop photo attached, a sign of our jarling bond. Just wanted to share a positive Jarling experience so others know there is hope out there. Perhaps Eva Jarling now has a new nemesis. We saw the Baby Yoda movie early screening and it was, let's just say, lifechanging.
I come.
>> Okay.
Part of that maybe was embellished.
Thoughts?
>> Um, this is the world is healing.
Finally, finally the wild can breathe again.
>> Couldn't have said it better myself, old chap.
Uh, Tinker Taylor Dalmatum, dog spy says, "How do you feel about spy?"
Huh?
>> Yeah. What the [ __ ] is going on?
Spies are like the whole there's so many I feel like I'm literally a hairs away from like seeing >> Yeah. from actually snapping and seeing like the patterns everywhere. Like the whole time the whole time there have been spies in disguise actually just like >> everywhere.
>> I'm going to look at every pigeon different now.
>> Yeah.
>> Um but yeah, how do you feel about all the insane in jokes that you spread into the lives of the loved ones of the people who listen to you guys?
>> We haven't done that. Um, it's kind of like a It's kind of like a parasite.
>> It's like a tick.
>> It's like a parasite that spreads.
>> You should take it as sucks and gets bored.
>> It's part of >> it's part of the uh it's part of the value of the comedic training >> that we offer with the the the jar university training pack. Comedy training pack.
>> Yeah.
>> Comedy university training pack. It's one of the tiers on Patreon. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
>> Um and it kind of gives you Carti Blanche to just >> Carti Blanche.
>> Carti Blanche to just kind of opine.
>> Yeah. To just opine. Um if you want more information, DM Peter Teal on Twitter.
>> Yeah. Buy a stock in enough stock in Palantia >> that you get to be in like a a meeting >> to like vote on what what you want the future of the company. And you're like, >> I want to reveal I want to use your your face recognition technology to find the spies in disguise.
>> Ooh. And >> Peter's like, haven't thought about that one. Um, I want to [ __ ] you sort of like an animal. Said, who would be the funniest celebrity to be a Jarling? I can see Trent Resnner getting really invested in Jim's Dark Souls boss rankings.
>> Trent Resnner doesn't rank. Uh, no.
>> I think Ringo Star.
>> Yeah, >> that would be immaculate.
>> Um, Ryan Reynolds would be good >> if like genuinely. Um, >> only when he's like playing Deadpool though. When he's like in character as Deadpool.
>> Yeah.
>> If Deadpool's into it. Um, >> [ __ ] Jar just uploaded.
>> Yeah.
>> You know what I mean?
>> It's even better than Jimmy.
That would be a cool one.
>> I hate Deadpool. What [ __ ] [ __ ] Do you want to [ __ ] >> Well, he's going to be in Doomsday, so be ready for that.
>> Oh man. Hopefully [ __ ] never [ __ ] even. [ __ ] >> I just sucked out Thanos. Oops.
>> You've got more range than Ryan Reynolds. This is crazy.
>> Yeah. My performance as Nick in Hunt Down the Freeman is >> more of a transformation than even um Ryan Reynolds and Buried or or RPD.
He is good in ROPD to be fair.
>> Um, funniest celebrity.
>> Um, >> the king.
>> BN, huh? You know BN Benji Netti?
Is he a celebrity? I don't know if celebrity is the right word. War criminal. Yeah.
>> What would be your favorite war criminal?
>> If we just had like a bunch of war criminals >> cuz you can like look and see who's like subscribed to you like in the last 90 days or whatever. Like it pops up on your >> homepage. It's like, >> "Oh, Benjamin Netanyahu is on board."
Oh, >> BN VP.
>> Oh, Vlad Poo.
>> All the dictators are just gravitating towards it some reason. That's crazy.
Um maybe like who'd be like rogue like someone French would be crazy.
>> Yeah, >> someone French would be absolutely unhinged.
>> Timothy Sham the Shalom.
>> Yeah, Tim Cham. All the Kardashians.
>> I've got a feeling one of them already is, but I won't say which one cuz I'm keeping that secret.
>> I have a I have a similar feeling actually. Yeah.
>> Yeah. By feeling I mean I have a knowledge. And by knowledge I mean I'm dating one of the Kardashians.
your um what's her name? Kylie Jenner's side piece.
>> No, the mil one who just ate enough babies to like deage.
>> Oh, Chris.
>> Yeah, I'm dating her.
>> She is bloody fine.
>> Just to get back at Bryce Dallas Howard for not >> Yeah. You're you're in bed with Chris all like snuggled up and send a nasty picture to uh >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> to Bryce Dallas. But then Ron Howard's like, "I'm not letting anybody get away with this." And then he like >> Yeah. So he hires me to be in the new Star Wars flick.
>> He makes a Star Wars movie just for you.
>> Yeah.
>> Like revenge.
>> I don't want to be Luke's replacement. I just want to be Glut.
>> And please let me marry your daughter.
>> I'm not going to be happy until we get a glut.
>> I'm not going to be happy until I marry Bryce Dallas Howard.
>> Yeah. Well, she doesn't like you. She told me.
>> What? You talked to her?
Yeah. I DM her on Twitter sometimes.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> What did she say?
>> She was like, "You're [ __ ] horrible brother is not my cup of tea."
>> What the [ __ ] Why? Based on what?
>> I had to defend you.
>> Yeah. Did you make me sound good?
>> I was like, "Sure.
You know, you've worked with Baby Yoda.
We respect that."
>> Did you tell her I like the episode she directed?
>> I lied and said, "Yes, you you love it's your favorite episode."
>> Okay, cool. Yeah, >> this bad episode is [ __ ] awful.
>> But yeah, um, you did the right thing.
Um, edit that bit out of me saying that.
>> Oh yes. Um, Mr. Blue Pumpkin has RE9 as one for us. Still playing Ark?
>> If so, what's your favorite starting gun? Can we possibly get a ranking list of all the arcs from best to worst? My favorite starting weapon is the Pharaoh, by the way. My favorite arc is the leaper. Least favorite is the Shredder.
>> It's a cool arc. My god, is it annoying.
>> Which one's the Shredder? That's that like floating guy that just explodes.
>> Oh, that >> he doesn't explode, but like he shoots the shotgun shells out.
>> Yeah. Yeah. No, I remember like cuz it was we fought one yesterday >> and there there was the time where we were on um the PvP map um Stella Montis and we we killed one and then like dropped down and then there were immediately two more.
>> Yeah.
>> And we got [ __ ] destroyed.
>> Yeah. I hate those guys. Leaper is the answer.
>> Leaper is fun as [ __ ] I do like fighting >> rocketeers.
>> They're pretty cool.
>> The because like the tension's high, you know?
>> You got to be on like top performance, whereas leapers you can kind of cheese if you're just positioned well.
>> Um >> yeah, they're not the most threatening, but they're the coolest as far as like what they add to the sandbox.
>> Yeah, they're fun as [ __ ] Um I love the way they move. Um, and yeah, base shout for the pharaoh.
>> Is that the single shot?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah, that's >> the heavy weapon. It's It's so fun.
>> Feels so good.
>> I use that. And the what's it called?
The the little >> stitcher.
>> Yeah, the stitcher.
>> Yeah, I like the stitcher. I do like the Beretta. Um, it's like cooler than it's good, you know? It's like a cool pistol hangum thing. Um, but yeah, we we were playing uh last night and yeah, cuz there's like I was I was trying to describe it to you this kind like disconnect with that game or kind of any game of that popularity and scope where there are casual players like me, but then the people that are like super into it, the people that will go on a subreddit, you know?
>> Yeah. like their like complaints and their feedback are like just so different to my experience cuz like I've just started playing like >> and they all these highle complaints or like the I've already finished all the new content in 5 minutes. What the >> um but yeah there's what like we were just getting hunted.
>> Yeah, we're getting clapped.
>> There's hunt the beast kind of [ __ ] situation in that. I don't know what's going on. And the thing is like I I'm glad PvP stuff is in the game, but for whatever reason with this expedition thing that's happening, everyone has become vicious.
>> Yeah.
>> Like not only like before people would like try and ignore us or like avoid us now >> or would at least be on mic and be like don't shoot, don't shoot.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or like using emotes, you know, they talk with that. People don't do that at the moment. At least our experience last night. Um I think we met one squad that spoke very briefly >> and they were also scared. They were like, "We're just trying to do >> quite a Yeah.
>> Um >> so I don't know what's going on. And the thing is because I'm I play mostly like pacifist unless I'm really pushed.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't have >> I never shoot first at another.
>> No, I don't have like the skill set for PvP. Like I don't know what I'm doing really.
>> So it's it's kind of unfair in that regard. And I don't know how you're supposed to engage with it. Like should I be an [ __ ] and just start killing people like to get the feel for it?
>> So I know what to do.
>> Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. But >> I don't want to do that. You know, >> it was making it scary.
>> Yeah. And in in some sense it is cool.
I think um >> it's cool that it can like change like that as long as it's like temporary. It like shifts around like that. I kind of like that. But >> and there was like an instance where we got into a fight and then some other squad like heard it and then came to us to try and kill us. And we managed to maneuver >> away so that they were fighting the robots that we had been >> and then we could get out of there. And like that felt really cool. And then it was like, "Okay, let's [ __ ] extract and just go." And that that was a cool moment.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, yeah, I am scared if if things stay this way >> cuz it it might radicalize people as well.
>> Like this this era of high violence might turn some people into, oh, so this is what you have to do.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Cuz it's not Tarov. It's not marathon. It's supposed to be a bit more like >> more casual, a bit more Well, like at least every interaction you can flip a coin and it's be like, "Oh, this this is a legend or this is like someone scary >> instead of just everyone is scary."
>> Well, see, to me, the the economy isn't built so that anything is worth that much.
>> So, like the the >> the cost of dying is way higher than the potential reward of killing someone. Cuz like if they found anything good, they've got it in their safe pocket anyway.
>> Yeah. Yeah. It's kind of more of like an annoyance. We just have to like put your [ __ ] back together after you've been killed.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
Um, Antonio Phillips has one for us. The jarolitics section last episode made me think of something. I haven't been to the USA since 2023, and I'd like to vote with my wallet. And with what I'm seeing over there, I can't justify giving my money to the tourism industry. I'd love to go there and review the newest Universal theme park, the one that recent Universal movies are trying to advertise, but I can't in good conscious go over there. Same goes for Saudi Arabia. despite how much money they're putting into tourism. My question is, are there any places you won't visit due to what their leadership is doing slash has done and can think and can you think of any other time you truly voted with your wallet? Bear to the bear.
Um, bear bear America's correct um >> Mhm.
>> Yeah. And Saudi Arabia.
>> Saudi um Dubai.
Uh >> yeah, how you treat gay people is a big one for me. Um >> yeah, and women. Um >> yeah. Uh >> I don't know >> cuz Yeah, cuz what is annoying is it's like so much of like China and Russia and um Saudi Arabia and the Middle East is like incredible.
architecture, landscape, >> so much history, >> ancient places.
>> Um, but I just don't like these governments. Um, >> so I do feel like that would be >> I don't know, especially when it's like the the opportunity cost of like I could go there, but I also could go somewhere that doesn't do that.
>> Yeah.
>> You know.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can quite easily choose somewhere else.
>> Were you just looking at the marmet?
>> Oh, no. I was looking at the question, but now that you said that, I am looking at the marmet.
>> Okay. Yeah, it kind of calms me down.
Keeps me focused.
>> I glanced over and you were like talking and just like looking at your monitor. I was like, is he like >> this is weirdly helping me focus more.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. It's nice.
>> Okay.
>> Holy knife. That is >> You know what, folks?
Yeah, cuz I feel weird about the I don't know if I'm correct on it or not, but like voting with your wallet thing to a certain point, like boycotting things like makes sense to me when it's like local.
>> Yeah.
>> Um but when it's like multinational corporations that >> Yeah.
>> go across the planet, I just don't feel like I'm making a difference. Whereas if it's >> Yeah. Also, it's like you are quite limited by the vote with your wallet thing. cuz it's like uh you could disagree with like I don't know. I I feel like I I don't agree with the way Amazon runs its businesses or like a lot of the supermarkets. Just like the convenience >> Yeah.
>> with how like life is set up now kind of forces me to not use my money as a vote.
It's like >> it's also cheaper usually. It it is cheaper to it's is why they do it to like um use shitty business practices.
>> The more abuse the cheaper it will be.
>> Yeah. Genuinely that is like >> think about that in terms of like you know t-u [ __ ] >> Yeah.
>> Like why are we just chill with that?
Why do we let that just be like Yeah.
>> Not only let it but love it.
>> Yeah. Encourage it.
>> Yeah. this uh all this like tat that's just like landfill.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> No, [ __ ] hate.
>> Why are we just okay with this [ __ ] I can't deal with it anymore.
>> Um the bleeaker jarling going into grim retreat says, "Can I have your blessing to put the jar bros on my tummy life island and make them pansexual? So far I've mostly put my me, my own OC's, artists I like, and other characters I like. Examples include Harry, Kim, and Kuno from Disco Allesium, MC Ride from Death Grips, and Dale Gribble, just to name a few. I can set them as related IRL so that way they don't end an incestuous relationship. Cheers and rank on. That'd be good.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, what is this game like? I keep seeing clips from it.
>> Tamagotchis.
>> Is it like Tam? It does sound like Tamagotchi.
>> Yeah. Do you remember Tamagotchis?
>> I do remember those.
>> You could feed them. They were like robo pets.
>> Yeah, >> but this is the Nintendo game, right?
Tomi >> you just like make >> Tamagotchi.
>> Some of the [ __ ] some of the clips I've seen are like crazy cuz there's like no filtering so you can just have like crazy language in it and [ __ ] >> And like name people like like you could have Netanyahu like just chilling on your island, I guess. What >> is this? The where it's like Mi.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Right. Of course, you don't need blessing. You could just >> Yeah, >> do it. It's fine.
>> Yeah, I' I'm I'm not going to give you my blessing, but like do it. H, >> you know, >> only if you put in parentheses blessing gym blessing or airport gym.
>> Airport gym blessing.
>> Yeah.
>> Airport bracket blessing bracket gym.
>> Gym not in brackets. I meant close bracket. Open bracket blessing. Close bracket gym.
Uh, Rip Flute says, "What's your favorite ball?" Nothing beats a crisp tennis ball.
>> I was going to say tennis ball.
>> Classic blue and yellow volleyball has got to be a close second.
>> No. Hell no. Volleyball is not second.
Basketball's a good ball.
>> Ping pong.
>> Ooh, >> that's a shout. Actually, >> Kermit's eyes.
I'm going to search different types of sweaty balls.
types of I'll put sports ball so I don't get like a lot of testicles. Yeah. How do you how do you rank a football?
>> I like football.
>> Soccer ball >> actually. Nah, >> they're not fun.
>> There are a bowling ball.
>> Yeah, that's a goodie. That's a [ __ ] goodie.
>> They're good. I also think um a rugby ball kind of goes hard.
>> I kind of like the shape.
>> Yeah, >> it's like you could kind of sit on it and put up your butt type [ __ ] you know? It's like, >> well, no, but they don't. They're not like, what do you call it?
Like a butt plug has like a like it prevents from going all the way in. You wouldn't want like a rugby ball doesn't have that. You get it stuck.
>> It kind of looks like an egg.
>> Yeah, I'm laying my rugby ball.
>> Uh I like I I like rugies. Golf balls are cool because of the dimples.
>> Makes them like more aerodynamic or some [ __ ] >> Yeah. Uh, >> baseballs are kind of cool. I like the like >> Yeah, >> they feel like they cause damage.
>> Yeah, they're like hard, but they've got the like stitching. It's cool.
>> Yeah, the stitching is cool.
>> There's that character in um Oh, what's the film called? The Raid 2. Do you remember who walks around with a baseball bat and a baseball?
>> That's right.
Really [ __ ] cool.
>> Uh, what are the balls? I think basketballs are goated.
>> I love the sound. They are the feel of it, the weight of it.
>> Dodgeball.
>> Dodgeball.
>> They've got the best sounds.
>> They do actually.
>> They've just brought back like a bunch of like trauma.
>> Dodgeball.
>> I remember once I was the last guy in dodgeball just like >> there was the onslaught and and um who was it? A big guy.
>> It's always the [ __ ] 6'5 [ __ ] tank guy who's on the other side going like It's like [ __ ] Mario Strikers, you know? They're doing their like super moves >> 100%.
>> Oh my god.
>> Um, >> but I remember like I was holding one to like as defense and, you know, trying to catch.
>> Um, and I was like dodging, dodging, dodging and then I I turned my head and right into like right [ __ ] between >> cuz that's where they're aiming too.
>> Yeah.
>> They want you dead. Um, and I had to like take a second. Um, I think I subbed in for someone else cuz >> that [ __ ] felt like it actually felt like what um, being in like a battle royale must feel like.
>> Yeah.
>> You know?
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> It's It's vicious [ __ ] >> Pretty fun though.
>> It is fun. The high stakes will make it >> Yeah. Yeah. Like Yeah. It could end you.
Um, Denton Karma has one for us.
Rank these by your willingness to eat them. So, it's a list of the 20 most bizarre foods in the world. That's too many to do an organized list right now, but how about just a a yay or nay?
>> Okay.
>> To if you'd eat it. Okay.
>> Mhm.
>> So, the first one comes from Sardinia, Italy.
A quesu mazu.
Cheese infested with live life live maggots.
>> Yeah, I know. [ __ ] that.
A muktuck from Alaska, USA. Frozen whale skin and blubber. I don't want to eat a whale.
That's too far for me.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> You've eaten human though.
>> Yeah, but I don't like humans. I like whales.
>> All right. Um, >> I've seen whale.
>> Really? You'd eat the muck the m >> I'd give it I'd try it.
>> I've eaten shark.
>> Yeah, you have.
>> I've eaten locust on camera.
>> I've eaten meal worms.
>> Century egg. I've heard of these before.
>> Yeah. Is this >> sharp ammonia scented eggs?
They're like black and green.
>> Yeah. I don't know if I could.
>> Maybe.
>> Warning pungent. No, >> no, no. There's no way.
>> No.
>> Um I've actually had this one. Vegemite on toast Australia.
>> Oh.
>> Yeah. Vegemite is different to momite.
>> Yeah. What's crazy about that though?
That's like >> It's just cuz it's acquired. I think that's the only reason it's on here.
>> But like when one is like a shitcovered ball sack.
>> Yeah.
>> Or a sandwich.
A yeast spread makes it sound gross to be fair.
>> That is pretty.
>> Bozin Tang stew made with dog meat.
South Korea.
>> No.
>> No.
Akutak from Alaska.
Reindeer fat fish berries and ice cream.
>> What?
>> Reindeer fat fish berries and ice cream.
>> Yeah. Okay. That's just crazy enough that it might work. So insane that maybe I would try that one.
Fruit bat soup. Boiled fruit bath.
>> Why boiled?
>> No, I'm not eating a [ __ ] bat.
>> Boiling is for rice and pasta. You don't [ __ ] boil meat.
>> Oh yeah, this Rocky Mountain oysters deep fried bull testicles.
>> No, >> I had a clip a [ __ ] YouTube shot today of someone like preparing this.
They were like pulling the skin off of a [ __ ] giant bowl testicle, a bull ball. And I and like for the first time on YouTube shorts, I scrolled past it cuz it was so gross.
>> Really?
>> It was like disgusting. I was like, why am I want to see this? Yeah, this is [ __ ] horrible.
>> Shiraco, a Japanese dish. Fish sperm sacks.
Fish sperm sacks.
>> Yeah.
>> So fish balls.
>> Yeah, but they don't have balls. I wish fish had balls behind them like >> in the water like >> flowing, man. Uh yeah. [ __ ] dude. Um >> I got a hot take.
>> It's like caviar.
>> Yeah, I was going to bring up caviar.
Yeah, >> I think it's no more or less gross than how you get >> caviar. Well, I don't know actually.
>> Why?
>> Um, I'd sooner eat like a a chicken egg than a chicken [ __ ] >> Aren't they specifically like they're fertilized eggs, right? Like >> what are >> caviar?
>> Are they?
>> Like you have to you have to have a a pregnant fish.
So, the fish is pregnant.
>> Yeah, but are they like are they like um >> like you know like frogs? Like the the female like puts eggs on her ass and then the the male frog like [ __ ] the eggs. It doesn't actually [ __ ] the frog.
>> Yeah. They kind of just like squirt from their sack like >> Yeah. And the eggs are there whether the male frog nuts or not, you know? Is it a situation like that >> or are they fertilized?
>> They're not fertilized. I was wrong.
>> Okay.
>> Row.
I think eating eggs just makes more sense than [ __ ] >> Well, specifically the sacks. So, there's probably a little bit of fish [ __ ] in there, but >> but like why?
>> You know what the Japanese are like? You know what I mean?
>> They're doing it to get off.
>> You must have heard of this one. Um, Sir Stroming, I don't know how you say it.
Putrid canned fermented herring from Sweden. It's what they're most known for is this [ __ ] disgusting meal.
ferment. Yeah, fermented.
>> Have you seen it? Like there's a there's a cool um I keep getting these YouTube shorts of this British dude who like reviews tinfish so he's obviously a few um >> videos with this where it just seems to exist as like a challenge >> and it's the stinkiest [ __ ] Like they open it and they're like >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> immediately.
>> No, I couldn't. I couldn't. If it smells bad then I'm going to struggle. the the um the fermented. So when I was in Iceland, I had the fermented >> shark fat.
>> How was that?
>> It was horrendous. It tasted like fart.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. It tasted like a solid fart.
>> It's supposed to be like really nice.
>> No, you get it as like a >> as a meme.
>> Well, it's like challenge >> kind of. You're doing it like the it's the tradition, you know, cuz it it's [ __ ] Iceland. Like they couldn't grow anything.
>> The only thing they could do was like >> Oh, so you just do it because you've always done it.
>> Yeah. That's the only reason it's a tradition cuz they didn't have [ __ ] else, you know.
>> Uber assada grilled cow udder Argentina.
>> Oh.
>> Um that's [ __ ] >> Yeah. That can't taste nice, right? It's not >> Yeah, I don't know. Is it >> like objectively it's no real it's no >> morally it's no better or worse than eating a steak really.
>> Yeah.
>> Um but >> I don't know >> but there is there's something about that other bit like I feel like I would if I was preparing a cow I'd probably cut that bit off and like >> well yeah it's like you're not getting nutrition from that particularly. Surely >> I don't know maybe it like turns out it's like the bit you want.
>> Yeah maybe >> that's >> maybe he's got his zenic in it.
Balute cooked duck embryo from the Philippines.
>> Oh, is that the like alive duck? I don't know cuz it doesn't mention that here. But gross. No.
Maguro. No medama. Cooked tuna eyeballs from Japan.
Who the [ __ ] eats eyes? That [ __ ] is weird.
I just I don't know. I feel like uh we can all agree that you just don't do that.
>> What if eyeballs are really nutritious?
>> I don't know. I I feel like there's got to be a reason.
>> I just don't want to be watched from the inside out. You know what I mean?
>> Eyes on the inside like Bloodborne.
Insight.
>> [ __ ] Yeah.
>> Insight. That's how you gain insight.
You gain eyes on the inside.
>> Oh. Um, bond diar silkworm puper insects.
>> No, maybe I would.
>> What if they're like dried?
>> Yeah, if they're dried, then it's fine.
If they're like wet, if if you're going to like bite into it and it's like a Roundre's gunge.
>> Oh [ __ ] Um, the shark meat is on here.
>> Oh, there you go. I've eaten it.
>> Hakal.
>> Hakal.
>> Fermented pungent shark meat. Yeah, it is pungent. It tastes like a fart.
>> It looks awful.
>> I Mine was like cubes.
>> Was it expensive as well?
>> Can't remember. Everything was expensive.
>> Yeah. Crap. Heed >> stuffed and boiled fish head scot.
>> No, >> trust that. Like what's with the That's like the worst bit. Like >> Yeah.
>> Loads of gross fish ones.
>> When you're um when you get like a a whole fish with your meal, you don't like target the head.
>> I'm going straight for the eye.
>> Yeah.
>> E, this is gross. T >> gun.
>> Vietnam. Raw blood pudding.
>> We have that.
>> That's not raw.
You're talking about >> black pudding.
>> Black pudding. That's That's cooked at least.
A blood sausage.
>> Raw.
>> Yeah, raw blood.
It looks like a bowl of blood with like two basil leaves on it.
>> Penic peacon. This one's just horrible.
Chicken beaten to death from the Philippines. chicken >> like specifically beaten to death by >> horrible.
>> Just needless.
>> I'm no chicken lover, but like just cut its head off or something. You don't need to [ __ ] like torture it. Yeah, waterboarded chicken. An American delicacy.
CIA delicacy. This one's weird.
E virgin boy eggs.
>> Eggs cooked in the urine of prepubescent boys. What?
>> From China.
>> That's like um that's like Nathan.
>> Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing. Oh my god.
And lastly, from Cambodia, aping fried tarantulas.
>> No, >> no. It's like the scorpion on a stick.
It's like what?
>> Yeah.
>> How do you tackle this?
>> Yeah. When maybe when it's like Fallout, I'll have [ __ ] like that. But >> there's nothing else to choose from.
>> I'll just have a [ __ ] Beyond Burger for now.
>> That's probably what they make them.
>> Yeah, >> especially it's like tarantulas. They're just like pure like exoskeleton. Like they're just like legs.
>> We We had a spider.
>> A sloppy like salty >> a saltine spider. Yeah.
And like, wait, no, that was a scorpion.
What am I talking about? Did we have spider as well? It was just the canned scorpion, right?
>> I think it maybe was just the scorpion.
>> Yeah. And the legs were okay because there wasn't any gunge in it. But the the like I don't understand how bugs work cuz they're just like a an ex aoskeleton with gunge inside. It's like how the [ __ ] does any of this do anything? Does it even like move around?
>> Yeah.
Yeah, they're weird. They make me feel weird. Like the more I look at insects like up close.
>> I'm terrified of spiders.
>> It's just like a bunch of like instincts, I guess. Like >> Yeah.
>> Just reacting stimuli.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Just like us, I guess.
>> I guess we're no different in the end.
>> I guess in the end we're just bug.
>> We're just How do you say bug?
bug.
Um, Bjono Pizza says, "If you had to choose, would you rather be romantically involved with someone who's really into feet, belly buttons, or buttholes with a slight bit of poo on them?"
>> And no harsh reply to that saying, "Last is true for both Alex and Jim already.
Anyone interested in Alex or Jim is into that. They're both hardcore anti-bedday crusters.
We as gays have a clean [ __ ] >> Yeah, >> that's the problem.
>> Yeah. Yeah. So, my beard got to be into crusty [ __ ] ass.
>> You got to like [ __ ] if you want to be with me.
>> I'm actually You know what? If it makes me gay to wash my ass, then I'm like mega gay.
>> Yeah, >> cuz I I put like my whole arm in there like pulling it all out.
It's like a butt plug with soap on it.
Yeah.
>> Um, what were the options? Really into feet, belly buttons, or buttholes with poo on them, >> I guess. Um, >> not the poo.
>> Um, >> belly buttons, I guess.
>> Like someone who's really into my feet, my [ __ ] disgusting like flippers >> with like toes.
>> That's the thing. Like out of those three things, I feel like the cleanest one is the belly button. Yeah, but it would be yours. So, is it >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> That's what I mean. On me, the cleanest thing is the belly button.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah. Weird [ __ ] question. I don't know why you'd ask that.
>> Um, there's two more I want to do to wrap this guy up.
>> Nine more. We're going to be here [ __ ] all night.
>> All night. or Ramham has one for us.
Greetings rankers. I moved to Amsterdam a few years ago and there's a very common Dutch saying that I thought you would like. Do normal. It means act normal or be normal and people use it when someone is acting out of sorts etc. It's an expression that is used to characterize the nature of duchies.
People who behave extravagantly or are boastful are quickly distrusted. It's similar to tall poppy syndrome that exists in other cultures. As someone from the United States, this is a massive cultural difference and something I've thought a lot about. I found a lot of value in this sentiment as it can create an environment where people are okay with being normal and don't feel the need to be achieving things in order to matter. At the same time, this conformity mentality can stifle expression and individuality.
Um, I am neurode divergent. So, this is something I struggle with as I value these things about myself a lot.
Obviously, not every Dutch person feels this way and the phrase phrase means something different to different people, but I was curious what your thoughts were on this and how this plays out in the UK in your experience. PS, please block me. Already done.
>> Unblock him. You don't ask to be blocked. That's [ __ ] pissed me.
>> Yeah, I'm going to unblock him actually.
>> Yeah, that's [ __ ] annoying. Um, I feel like if if if a term like that is used in like if you're being a bit ratty and I'm like be normal. It's like be your normal like not be my normal.
>> Do you know what I mean? It's like I feel like it could mean >> not necessarily conform, but like be your normal.
>> Chill out is more so what it means. I would hope.
>> But I don't know. Yeah.
>> Interesting though cuz that is >> Americans are louder.
>> Americans are very loud.
>> Yeah.
>> You know they're like >> and kind of insufferable.
>> Dude, it's half a [ __ ] audience.
>> Yeah, >> I know.
>> Yeah, that's interesting. I haven't been there, but I've definitely noticed like quite large cultural differences just going around like the world and Europe.
Um, like when the Italian stereotypes are just like completely true.
>> Yeah, >> it's like >> what a stereotype people and Spanish people.
>> Yeah, >> they're incredibly Spanish. I've not met a Spanish person who isn't like the most Spanish person you've ever met.
>> But then like I also felt that way in Germany, too.
Yeah, >> just like the way people carry themselves or like the the choice of clothing or >> Yeah.
>> the cringy way they talk.
>> Yeah. The loser way they talk.
>> Have you heard of tall puppy syndrome before?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Same. I know everything.
>> What the [ __ ] >> Yeah. I don't know.
Hunt the beast.
Dying like the beast on sale now. We got one more from Enormous is erratic.
>> Enormous is erratic.
>> Do you think [ __ ] [ __ ] >> brain rot has usurped memes as the prevailing force on the internet?
Seriously, can you even name a single decent meme from 2026 so far? I know meme chat is long dead, but I think the internet is due for a meme renaissance.
And who better than the belt boys to kick it off?
>> Are you sure?
Yeah. Like what is Oh my god. Rank. I'm going to ranker.
I'm on ranker.com.
>> Nice.
>> The funniest memes of 2026 so far.
>> What?
>> Protein tubes.
>> Number one is villain turned hero.
>> What?
>> This is the ranked number one.
>> It is 2026. And this is a good guy Charlie.
It's Charlie.
[ __ ] not that one. You know what's his name? You know.
>> No, not that one. You know I'm a total freaking rockstar for bars.
>> Oh, >> Charlie Sheen.
>> Yeah.
>> And it's like a You know who's not in the Epstein files, surprisingly. This guy.
>> Here we go. Epic win.
>> This might be the worst like ranker list I've ever seen.
>> Bad rank. Bad rank.
Oh, a an American football joke with um Bad Bunny from um the Super Bowl. He's already gained more yards than the Patriots.
[ __ ] me. American sports [ __ ] suck.
They're really bad. America is some of the worst sports. And you like Americans, you're being laughed at. Like genuinely, there's a reason it's American football. That [ __ ] ain't being played anywhere else. It's >> It's like It's just rugby but worse.
Yeah. Um, baseball, man.
>> Embarrassing >> baseball. Um, being in cuz it's like the most boring sport ever. They have to overcompensate with like the stadium.
So, the [ __ ] lights and the [ __ ] It's like so crazy.
>> Yeah. So, it's not even about the sport.
It's just like distracting you from >> it.
This This is actually insane. Like I've never seen any of these.
But also, isn't brain rot? Like it's a meme.
>> Yeah. Or I guess it's like a section of memes, >> a subcategory.
>> We got tongue.
>> That wasn't this year though. When was Tunton Tun Sahor invented?
>> He's around now.
>> But he's not. He's got staying power, I guess.
>> So, I I Googled it.
Some random Reddit thread popped up with some City Boy. Do you know what that is?
>> I don't think there's an answer.
Nightmare Freddy.
City Boy. I've I heard about the City Boy meme recently. It's like a Gen Z thing. But what's Nightmare Freddy?
>> City Nightmare Freddy, >> a viral video trend based on a 2012 episode of the animated show Gravity Falls.
Deputy Derland mockingly shouting, "Sitty boy, shitty boy."
It typically highlights men acting in a self-prioritizing cold or overconfident matter manner in dating or social situations.
I don't know any of these shits. What's golden dandelion?
>> Golden >> craftable flower from Minecraft. Why is that a meme though?
>> Even [ __ ] Gemini doesn't know.
>> What about Nightmare Freddy? Why is that a meme?
My god, the Nightmare Freddy design is so [ __ ] over the top.
It actually lose right around to being like funny and cute.
It's like it's so like tryh hard at being scary.
>> What is Sorry.
>> [ __ ] Nightmare Freddy.
>> Oh yeah, with the teeth and [ __ ] >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> [ __ ] hell, dude.
>> I just feel bog standard Fred Fazbear is kind of as scary as it gets. Apart from maybe Golden.
>> Yeah. Golden's like that sprinkling.
Yeah.
>> How do you feel about Springtrap?
genuinely kind of cool, kind of badass.
There's not a I think we've actually like there are no more memes that are new cuz even if it's like oh it's a Gravity Falls meme. Okay.
>> Yeah. From 10 plus years ago, >> [ __ ] 14 years ago.
>> It's a [ __ ] Invincible meme from four years ago.
>> Well, protein tubes.
>> True. Well, the invincible memes, >> but mo the most popular ones are invincible from the first season.
>> The thing is, um, a lot of memes for me now are like it's like a paragraph where it's like explaining a situation and then it will be like the the clip from um, Peacemaker season 2 where vigilantes like, "Are you [ __ ] kidding me?"
And it's like they they vaguely like >> very vaguely.
>> Yeah. So, and that's what they seem to be for the most part. Just like >> Yeah. Unless it's like circification.
>> Yeah.
>> But that was last year, wasn't it?
>> Low genuinely and that sort of stuff.
>> Yeah. It's like developed. But >> and all the like language that um cuz like it that it's the D and stuff.
>> Yeah.
and a >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Like uh >> Epstein memes, Diddy memes.
>> Yeah, >> they're pretty eternal.
>> But yeah, none of this is really 2026, but I don't know. We're not even halfway through the year yet. Like, give it give it time. Give it time. Give it time.
Right. With that said and done, um you're blocked.
>> You're blocked.
>> You're blocked. Why are you still here?
You're blocked.
You need to leave. You're blocked.
>> You kind of sound like Quaric.
>> He's Quitch.
>> Why so blocked?
>> Oh, him.
Him.
>> You know, Na'Vi. Hello.
>> Right. [ __ ] it, man.
>> Why am I blue now?
[ __ ] blue. You're not in Kansas anymore.
You're on Pandora.
>> Yeah, I was listen I've been listening to a bunch of um Monty Xander video game like critiques. Um >> Monty.
>> Yeah, he's really good. I recommend him.
Um >> it's a good name. Monty. Strong name.
>> He's Scottish.
>> He's cool. He's cool. Um but he he was describing um like an area in Bioshock and he was like it's filled with rot and I was like >> rot.
>> Yeah. I was like wow even even rot has been ruined like like I can never play Elden Ring again. The Scarlet Rot.
>> That kind of makes it better for me.
>> No, it's ruined everything. And like I love ranking videos and I can never watch them. It's honestly probably the category of YouTube video I watch the most >> ranking >> there's ranking type videos >> like um tier lists >> kind of. Yeah. You know like >> ranking the weapon attachments in Arc Riders.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was watching um Cosmonort rank every superhero movie.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Like Yeah. It is fun. I just love watching content creators rank.
>> That's kind of what they're for, you know? They're a bunch of rankers, >> you know.
>> Yeah. I guess they are. Um, >> speaking of >> speaking of ranking, um, welcome to the section of the Paria Model Cast where, um, we thank our beautiful and delicious and really capable um, >> delicious >> patrons.
Um, yum.
>> It's my mind is just like a roulette of adjectives when um, when talking about the patrons cuz I love them so much.
Nice.
>> You know, they're such um >> rank them off a bit more.
>> Yeah, I'm I'm ranking them off as hard as I can. Um >> I'm trying over here, dude.
>> Yeah, this is the section where um any sandy tier or above is it sandy tier?
>> Yeah, >> is sandy tier. Any sandy tier or above um it's like a type of credit sort of thing. So, uh >> invest your credits into the Patreon and maybe you'll get a spies in disguise review of sorts.
>> Yeah. So, keep an eye out. There might be a spies in disguise sort of discussion. Um >> yeah, maybe not review. Maybe more like an explained type situation.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um yeah, a thematic over sign.
>> One of those like you just finished watching the movie and you have no idea what's going on. I need this [ __ ] explained.
>> It's like, you know, when you finish watching um like 2001.
>> Yeah. Yeah. 2001. Like the Lobster or something like that, you know?
>> Oh yeah. That's a good movie.
>> Really good movie. That's a great movie.
I I really enjoyed that. Um, where were we going with that?
>> I almost bought some lobster on the weekend.
>> Really? I haven't had lobster in forever.
>> Yeah, I I was in London. I went to Bar Market. Oh, dude. I There was like tort There was fresh pasta and um >> totalini.
>> Yeah, there was some torto I think it's tortillone.
>> Tortoillone, >> I think. say toone >> and there was mushroom and truffle tortillone fresh pasta. Um and it came with like a garlic butter and a lemon butter and >> mushroom and truffle together is just it's godly.
>> Yeah. Um well truffle is a type of mushroom I believe.
>> You're damn right.
>> That's why pigs go.
>> You found one boy.
>> Um just like the way the patrons found our Patreon. The the patrons are the truffle pigs. to our Patreon, which is the truffle, right?
>> Yeah.
>> Um, so saying that, >> wait, who's going first? Someone's got to flip a coin.
>> Uh, hang on. You heads or tails?
>> Uh, I'll be tails.
>> I'll be Knuckles. Hey Siri, flip a coin.
>> Uh-huh.
>> What does it say?
>> Tails.
>> So, I go.
>> Yeah.
>> Nice. So, I'm first. Cool. Okay. So this is the patrons for May 2026. Big shout out to #inning >> a pacifying rank >> absolute martian milk hunter >> a cottage cheese demon >> Adam Francis Thomas theorist one >> Adam Johnston >> Aiden Khn >> AJ Simeons >> Alex give Jim a wink he'll know what it means >> Alex suggest Ernest goes to jail on Sardonic please. Homer drops his donut.
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>> I remember you was conflicted misusing your flashlight. Sometimes I did the same abusing not doing the rest.
>> I [ __ ] and fart then [ __ ] and buck. It gets dark.
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>> A guy just messaged me saying like, "Take my name out. I want to support you, but I don't want my name read."
>> Really? Okay.
>> Block him.
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>> That's throwing me off though. Sorry.
Where were we? Joseph.
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>> Stoke is no joke. I have a [ __ ] poke.
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>> The other Finnish jarling, >> the poo man, >> the Portuguese geyser, >> the sea is all I know.
>> The tickle monsters coming for Jamie on 25th of March.
>> No, did he?
>> It's been and gone.
>> The blimpfruit.
>> The golden witch beatress.
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>> Venom is snap. Oops. [ __ ] >> What happened?
>> I just um I hit the There you go.
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Venomized Beckner versus Venomized >> Vincent.
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>> White boy go crazy.
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>> Worker Wackner wanks on wool walls >> would be splendid if I had some meatballs.
>> You know, I always thought normality was kind of ridiculous, so I wrote a podcast about it. And it goes a little something like this.
>> Yawn mower.
>> Zack Nordquist. Zack, Zap, Coolman, >> Zodiac Ratman.
>> Thank you everyone. That was every name on the Epstein list.
>> Uh, thanks everybody.
>> Yeah, GG. Protein tubes.
>> Orgies tubes.
>> So, we're only 22 minutes and 20 seconds into protein tubes on 10 hours.
>> Oh, is that what it is?
>> Yeah.
>> Or tubes.
Or tubes.
>> Should I put that like that? I'm not sure if it would be visible. Maybe it is actually.
>> I can't tell. Oh, yeah, it is. Or tubes.
Protein tubes with that white sauce.
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Like a light out like a light.
>> Arugie's on the flight with Drake going all night.
>> Why is Argie on the on the flight with Drake? Huggy took a left then a right. I crept down the black.
>> Drake was like, "I got to keep putting hot sauce in my condoms cuz this [ __ ] corgi won't leave me alone."
>> Yeah, this corgi won't stop trying to um couple three timesing me.
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