The MOST RIDICULOUS Conspiracy Theories

Added: 2026-05-26

[00:00:00]And you said it wasn't a such thing as giants. There's not, but there is such a thing as pareidolia. Do you know what a MILF is? Yes.

[00:00:09]>> [laughter] >> He commanded the sun and the moon to stop rotating to extend [music] daylight so they can finish their battle. Yeah, but it didn't work, did it? Because this >> [laughter] >> is too hot for this [ __ ] today.

[00:00:22]>> Tupac is still alive.

[00:00:23]>> Back in the early 1800s, people started teaching their >> [screaming] >> MILFs dig it and you will, too. If you find value in my content, please consider showing your support over at patreon.com/thecreakyblinder. Right, on with the video.

[00:00:39]You got to watch this. Can you get I'm not sure what I want to Just one word, one esoteric word.

[00:00:46]Television. Tele-a-vision.

[00:00:49]Huh? How is television an esoteric word?

[00:00:53]>> Having a vision to your consciousness.

[00:00:55]If you turn on your television, you click on a program. This program programs is programming. [music] On that program, there's a channel. A channel is a term used for communication with spirits or otherworldly beings.

[00:01:07]When somebody channels something Often on these programs are something that is being broadcasted. So, when you break down phonetically the word term broadcast, it's a broadcast.

[00:01:17]Like a Like someone's casting >> Yeah, no, it it is a broadcast as in they're casting the program to a broad audience. What do you think it means? A spell. You can cast a spell broadly.

[00:01:29]What is broadcasted? The news. News n e w s. I don't know why you were shaking your head for at the bottom. You got Jesus on the front of your bandana. Are you Jesus Christ? That's an anagram for northeast west south. It is all directions being broadly casted.

[00:01:45]>> Shut up, you little bedlam. The darkest conspiracy theories ever. The Bob Ross theory. Bob Ross was a famous painter on television.

[00:01:52]>> Bob Ross was awesome. I spent hours and hours watching Bob Ross, fully intending to become a painter myself, and never did. The theory claims that Bob Ross is actually a serial killer. It's because of one of his paintings. I've got to be honest, somebody who's always that quietly spoken is, you know, It's called happy little accidents, which depicts an exact crime scene where five bodies were found. What do you think about this theory? Hold on a sec, you haven't even shown us anything. You just said something and then didn't back it up.

[00:02:23]Next. My tiny little nipples went to France. What's the craziest conspiracy theory that you believe in?

[00:02:29]Flat Earth. Uh my conspiracy that I believe in is I think the world's flat.

[00:02:33]Nobody can tell me otherwise. How did I know he was going to be a flat-earther?

[00:02:37]With a hairdo like that, he had to be, let's be honest. And I'm going to stay true to my word. Tupac is still alive. I don't believe that >> There's loads of conspiracy theories like that. Tupac is still alive and living in the Caribbean. Elvis is a preacher in a church in I think it's in Memphis. The guy looks a bit similar, maybe, but it's definitely not Elvis. He died. John F. Kennedy was shot the way they say he was. I'm not a believer in the, you know, magic bullet. It went this way, this way, all that stuff. Um as a matter of fact, in high school, I had history class, and we had to make theme parks that were history-themed.

[00:03:14]And one of my rides was called the magic bullet, and you sit down in a bullet go crazy, but I got in trouble, and they didn't like that. Whatever. The thing is, the JFK conspiracy, so to me, conspiracy theories have been spoiled by flat-earthers, moon landing deniers, and the like. But some conspiracies, they were genuinely interesting, like the JFK conspiracy. I believe in that there is a world underneath Earth's surface. So, like, multiple worlds, like layers of civilization that we don't know about.

[00:03:45]>> Yeah, course there is. Medican foods.

[00:03:49]Look at your arm closely. Uh I've seen before. This is nothing more than seeing what you want to see. You watch this now. There's a gap right here in the letter M. It's never connected. Ooh. So, you go to Hebrew.

[00:04:04]The letter vav is also the number six.

[00:04:07]>> Uh, why do you always pick on Hebrew?

[00:04:08]What's Hebrew ever done to conspiracy theorists? Apart from making NASA seem like an evil organization. Woohoohoohoo.

[00:04:17]Short top, long tail. Short top, long tail.

[00:04:21]>> Wow.

[00:04:21]>> You could have here in Hebrew 666 on the can.

[00:04:26]But, my interest is the word Monster.

[00:04:28]What do you see in the O?

[00:04:30]A line going through the middle. It's branding. Get over yourself. Not everything has got a secret meaning behind it. But, also lots of things have, so make of that what you will.

[00:04:41]There's a cross. Okay. What has Christ got to do with an energy drink?

[00:04:46]>> Nothing. It's not a cross. It's an O with a line through the middle of it. I bet it's called something. Let alone the name Monster. Monster.

[00:04:55]>> maybe this is a Christian company then.

[00:04:57]No, they're definitely not.

[00:04:58]>> C at the bottom of the can. Do you know what that stands for? Big [ __ ] crisp.

[00:05:03]I I don't know. What does it stand for, nice lady? That's the F word. So, I was right. can Ah, well, I said big F'ing crisp, but it's big F'ing can. They're not that well. Actually, I do like to buy a big can of Monster sometimes.

[00:05:17]Gives me all the energy I need.

[00:05:20]In fact, they write it on the side of the can. So, There you go. that's the F word. Ooh. Now, do you know what a MILF is? Yes.

[00:05:28]>> [laughter] >> MILF's dig it, and you will, too.

[00:05:33]This is not a Christian company at all.

[00:05:35]>> Nobody said it was. You show me somewhere where Monster claims to be a Christian company. I bet it is a Christian company now, and I've got it completely wrong. But, I don't care, cuz this is a second channel video. So, why would they have a cross on the But Here's the message. A fun for fun.

[00:05:50]There's no message. The message is buy Monster Energy. It rots your guts and makes you throw up. Unless, of course, you want to sponsor me, Monster. I do drink a lot of your beverages. Oh, phew.

[00:06:00]Even if the M was not the issue, you cannot deny that that is a cross.

[00:06:05]>> Yes, you can. It's an O with a line through the Right, I'm going to have to look this up. Now, what's that called?

[00:06:13]It's used in Lord of the things from engineering. It's part of the Scandinavian language. It's used in mathematics to denote empty set.

[00:06:23]And what is witchcraft?

[00:06:25]Fear.

[00:06:27]>> goes upside down.

[00:06:28]>> Not real.

[00:06:30]Did you jinx take a swig of Monster, you naughty Christian lady? You're not just wrong, you're stupid.

[00:06:36]>> No.

[00:06:37]>> [laughter] >> Oh. It's turkey teeth. Before we get to turkey teeth, the thing is is how boring must that woman's life be that she needs to look for devilish messaging on soft drinks. I I mean, there's so much more important stuff going on in the world. Just drink it if you want, do if you don't, then don't. Yeah, so apparently, we've been lied to about tides because, you know, officially, they Says who? say that the moon, you know, pulls and pushes the the the water in and out for the tides, right? And it doesn't matter if it's a full moon, it doesn't matter if it's like a little sliver of a moon.

[00:07:21]They, you know, that's what's causing it. Do you know how the moon works? It's the the the tide doesn't actually move the water itself, I mean. It's just the Earth rotates in and out of those high spots, which are caused by the moon's gravitational pull on Earth. All of these big uh oceans, like the Black Sea, the Caspian Sea, all that stuff, they don't have tides and they're not like but they're like, you know, they're giant bodies of water. Look where they are.

[00:07:50]You just showed on the map why there wouldn't be a tide there. But there's no tides there. And then he goes on to say that, well, maybe it has something to do with the fact that ancient civilizations said the North Pole >> It's got nothing to do with that, I promise you. Nothing ancient civilization said proves anything today because science has advanced a lot. had that thing right there, which is like a giant mountain and supposedly it's like almost like a heartbeat. Why is there a man with a triangular tin foil hat on hiding behind you?

[00:08:27]And there's like pulses going out that cause the tides. I don't know, y'all, let me know what you think. No, we know what you don't know. You make that clear to us in every single upload you make.

[00:08:41]And you said it wasn't no such thing as giants. There's not, but there is such a thing as pareidolia, which is what that is.

[00:08:50]>> You think all of these are somehow carved into the side of mountains? Yes.

[00:08:54]Dude, these are petrified giants. Hosea, prove it then.

[00:08:58]>> These things once existed. What busted for the pool and excited? Back in the early 1800s, people started teaching their >> [screaming] >> It's a bit low-cal. Let's throw in a Kent Hovind video into the mix. I wasn't expecting that. I threw up in my mouth a little bit of everything.

[00:09:15]But it is billions of years old.

[00:09:16]>> Christians panic. How do we put millions of years in the Bible? Stop, stop, stop.

[00:09:20]You don't need to accommodate the Bible with this stupid new theory. So, they developed two ways to try to squeeze that into the Bible. First one was the gap theory between Genesis 1:1 and 1:2, there's a gap, millions of years. So, God made the heaven and earth and then there's a gap when Satan fell from heaven is what they say in the gap theory, which is ludicrous cuz the Bible tells us later Lucifer I'm not familiar with the gap theory that Ken's talking about. The only gap theory I know is God of the gaps. Is Is that what he's talking about? You know, when they can't explain how something happened, saying God did it. That's the God of the gaps theory. Lucifer was in Eden until he fell. Eden wasn't made till day six.

[00:09:55]Plus at the end of day six, God looked at everything and said it was very good.

[00:09:59]Ken, you're saying that as if you were there. How do you know? Which is what you say to us. Satan probably fell from heaven 100 years after the creation.

[00:10:07]Then the day age theory, the idea that each of those days is a long period of time. That's stupid. On day three, God I agree with you, it is very stupid, but it would at least help explain things for you and you choose to completely ignore it. Now, there's some people who think God did it, but he did it according to what we know about evolution. They think God did evolu- I think I'm over explaining this now and I Ken's just a [ __ ] as we all know. made the plants. On day four, he made the sun. How long are those plants going to live without the >> did the first three days of work in pitch black then, Ken, with absolutely no way to see what he was doing.

[00:10:45]So, the book of Joshua is hiding something? Oh, like the video, check this one out. Do you find it at all interesting that in the book of Joshua, he commanded the sun and the moon to stop rotating to extend daylight so they can finish their battle? Yeah, but it didn't work, did it? Because this is too hot for this [ __ ] today. He did not command the earth to stop rotating.

[00:11:09]Oh. In fact, it also does say in the Bible that the earth is solid in its foundations and cannot will not ever be moved.

[00:11:18]>> it also says that there was a talking burning bush and that's not true either.

[00:11:22]Not that it's a ball hurtling through space at 66,000 miles an hour.

[00:11:28]I make fart noises with my mouth.

[00:11:33]I tell you what, I don't know where Callan is finding all this stuff. Thanks for watching everybody. See you in the next one. Love you. Bye.