Trump is getting BODIED by the courts

Hinzugefügt: 2026-06-05

[00:00:00]It's all catching up to Donnie Diddles kids, the courts are [ __ ] them left and right. You got Republicans abandoning ship. Everything is being shut down. You know, his weaponization fund is dead. That's the 1.776 billion dollars that he was going to allocate to January 6th insurrectionists, himself, his family, and whatnot. He's got to remove his name from the Kennedy Center and all documents, and they got to like immediately cease the What do they call it? The reconstruction, even though the Kennedy The Kennedy Center has been fine this entire time. White House ballrooms being stopped The construction is being stopped by like federal [ __ ] judges.

[00:00:36]I mean, left and right, this guy's getting [ __ ] He got the Iran War Powers Resolution. It was The The House of Representatives have voted to end the Iran war. Now, it has to move into the Senate. Hopefully, the Senate passes it, and then it's up to Donald whether he wants to really veto it in order to keep the Iran war going, which he probably will. Granted, Congress is moot, guys. I I know that we're role-playing and pretending like we still live in a democracy with checks and balances and the separation of powers. We don't.

[00:01:04]Senate, House of Representatives, they have no [ __ ] power whatsoever, okay?

[00:01:07]They can tell Donald to end the war all they want. He's just going to keep on going. I mean, but overall, I mean, Donnie is just getting shut down left and right by the [ __ ] courts. There's going to be a video of him saying what I've been saying for a long time, which is Kyle Kulinski said this first, I believe, which is that for Israel, a ceasefire means you cease, we fire. And now, Donald said on video with his whole chest that ceasefire is different in the Middle East. That it means you just shoot at each other more moderately, which is not a ceasefire, you [ __ ] idiot. Then we're also going to be talking about some crazy news that actually is even insane to say out loud, but the Ukrainians have successfully been bombing Saint Petersburg, okay? That is one of the [ __ ] crown jewels of Russia, okay? And I'm I'm sure they also have like drone nets all over Moscow because Ukrainian drones keep getting in. And please don't forget Russia is a nuclear-powered nation. Um so, as much as I admire the Ukrainians for pushing back the Russian horde, now we're playing a very [ __ ] dangerous game.

[00:02:10]Now we're playing a very dangerous game.

[00:02:12]Now you're playing chicken with a [ __ ] nuclear-powered train, okay?

[00:02:17]Very crazy. And then the last thing we're going to talk about is the [ __ ] New York Post straight-up [ __ ] slop writing an article about Hasan Piker's massive hog. I'm not kidding. Big part of this article is about how large his dong is. And then they dox him in the [ __ ] They're trying to kill him.

[00:02:34]They're trying to get him killed. There is just no debating that. They're trying to get him killed. So, we're going to dive in. Before we do, quick reminder, hi, how are you? I'm Chris Valenti.

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[00:03:54]There's a lot of mainstream media that is trying to mimic the stuff that we do.

[00:03:58]They're trying to mimic independent media by just becoming online media. You know, it's something like New York Post making like a [ __ ] podcast on a YouTube channel. That's not independent media. That's online media. Support independent media so that we can show these mainstream media stooges that their days are [ __ ] numbered. All right, without further ado, we're going to dive right in. One of the first We're going to Just watch. Just watch. This is what Donnie does kids is doing in the Oval.

[00:04:24]>> I just had this done.

[00:04:26]You're getting a first glimpse, but that's your size compared >> [laughter] >> Me showing my girl a pic of my dick going, "That's That's your size compared to everyone else. Get a look at that."

[00:04:39]>> done.

[00:04:40]You're getting a first glimpse, but that's your size compared So, those are compared to >> Brother IS OUR POOL IS BIGGER THAN SKYSCRAPERS. [screaming] The Oh, MY GOD. OUR POOL [screaming] IS BIGGER than skyscrapers.

[00:05:01]And what the [ __ ] are we doing? What the [ __ ] ARE WE DOING?

[00:05:08]>> Those are among the tallest buildings in the world including the Empire State Building.

[00:05:14]>> That's nice, Mr. President. I'm just wondering, are you going to nuke Iran? And I'm like, "What the fuck?"

[00:05:22]>> World Trade Center Sears Tower, Chicago.

[00:05:27]>> [laughter] >> So, if you lay it on its side, you'd take two or three of them to fill it in.

[00:05:32]>> Listen, guys. I know this is literally Hitler, but every once in a while, you got to point and laugh at this dumb fat [ __ ] autistic demented loser. Because this is genuinely [ __ ] hilarious. We are in the middle of like multiple [ __ ] wars. We have lost the Iran war. Nobody can afford [ __ ] anything. Like there's a housing crisis, there's an energy crisis. I mean, everything is [ __ ] and this dumb baboon is holding up a [ __ ] chart OF THE POOL.

[00:06:06]>> LOOK HOW OUR [screaming] POOL IS BIGGER THAN SKY'S GREEN WORLD.

[00:06:11]>> WITH THIS almost 200 ft wide.

[00:06:14]>> Me showing my mom a drawing as a kid.

[00:06:17]Get a look at this, Mom. It's beautiful.

[00:06:19]Okay, so I wanted to start with that so you could just be reminded of how [ __ ] stupid this guy is. And now we're going to talk about the anti-weaponization fund. It is dead, at least according to Attorney General or Acting Attorney General General Todd Blanche, who looks like he'll actually end up the the full-fledged Attorney General, but long story short, if you've been living under a rock, I'm going to give you a quick rerun here.

[00:06:38]The weaponization fund was $1.776 billion that long story short, Trump tried to sue the DOJ for leaking his tax returns because he refuses to show his tax returns because he doesn't pay taxes.

[00:06:52]And so he sued them for $20 billion, his own DOJ, by the way. So the President of the United States sued his own DOJ for $20 billion. They ended up settling with this stupid [ __ ] anti-weaponization fund where he could give $1.776 billion scattered around to the January 6th insurrectionists, Trump loyalists like Republican congressmen, Trump himself, Trump's family, and Trump's businesses, right? And then on top of that it came with immunity where it said that forever, for I can't believe it actually said this. We covered this a while ago.

[00:07:21]It said that forever the government will be precluded and barred from investigating or the Trump family, Donald Trump himself, and any of Trump's businesses.

[00:07:31]Absolutely diabolical [ __ ] So stupid, so indefensible that a bunch of Republicans allegedly like came to the White House and said, "If you push this into Congress, it's not passing.

[00:07:43]This is horrible. This is such a horrible [ __ ] look that we can't even defend this as Trump loyalists." So, the the WHOLE FUND IS DEAD, according to the acting attorney general. It's not clear whether the assurance will be enough to allow Republicans to pass their stalled immigration enforcement bill. So, what they're doing is they're getting rid of the stuff that gives them bad press so they can try and focus on the things that they actually think they can push forward, uh such as the immigration enforcement bill. Thing is, they even have They've been told to stop talking about mass deportation because it's so [ __ ] unpopular. You know, it it it it is it is not unreasonable to say that every single Trump policy is unpopular. Okay? Of course, there's always Trump loyalists, the cultists, who are going to support it. But, if you polled all Americans, there's not one single Trump policy that is popular. He is the anti-populist, okay? Let's get a little bit of reading in here.

[00:08:39]The Trump regime will drop its 1.8 billion-dollar anti-weaponization fund that was widely criticized as a payout for the president's allies, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said at a congressional hearing on Tuesday. Quote, "We're not moving forward with the fund, period." said Blanche in remarks before the House Appropriations Subcommittee that oversees funding for the Department of Justice. Republican blowback from the announcement of the fund had stalled movement on an immigration enforcement bill. See, Republican blowback has been causing such bad uh PR that they're worried they're not going to be able to pass their immigration enforcement bill.

[00:09:14]Where GOP leaders feared their members would vote on Democratic amendments to nix or put guardrails on the account separately, a judge late last week paused the administration's ability to administer the fund, prompting DOJ to release a statement saying it would follow the court's orders. Now, I want you to listen to Trump [ __ ] about this [ __ ] This is 2 minutes of Trump bitching, just coping, molding, and [ __ ] seething while Caitlyn Collins puts him in his place like a good little boy.

[00:09:39]>> Is the $1.8 billion DOJ fund dead or is it on hold?

[00:09:43]>> It's I'd have to ask the lawyers. I don't know.

[00:09:47]>> It's dead, you dumb [ __ ] >> I know one thing, the weaponization Are you talking about the weaponization fund?

[00:09:51]>> Yeah, what's your dis- >> The weaponization fund as far as I'm concerned was a beautiful thing. It was something I was >> Notice, he's already talking about it in the past tense. He is practically already conceded to the fact that this is not going to happen.

[00:10:06]>> I didn't make it, but I was I heard that. I thought that was the greatest thing because people like you have abused our people so badly, the fake news like CNN, like the New York Times, and like others >> Listen, before we keep watching it, I want to point out to you guys, this is good news.

[00:10:21]Mark, this is good news. We can finally be bees. If you don't get that reference, I'm so sorry. But this is good news because Donald is realizing that he actually does not have the authoritarian power that he pretends he does, right? And my favorite example of this is Stephen Colbert, right?

[00:10:41]IF SOMEBODY TRIED to do the [ __ ] that Stephen Colbert did in Russia, they would be executed. In North Korea, they would be executed, okay? Trump thinks he's the authoritarian leader because they they control the narrative and they they control like the [ __ ] mainstream media and they make it see they make it seem like they're in control. They're not. If he had [ __ ] motion like like a real authoritarian dictator, they would have [ __ ] executed Stephen Colbert. So he's realizing that, you know, he's all talk, no he's all bark, no bite. We can be bees.

[00:11:15]>> thing because people like you have abused our people so badly, the fake news like CNN, like the New York Times, and like others have abused our people. Wait a minute, be quiet. Have abused our people so badly, and you should be ashamed of yourself. You two you to be a conservative. She was a conservative from Alabama, can you believe it? But CNN, in particular CNN >> She just said I'm still from Alabama, sir.

[00:11:40]>> does such false reporting. But now they have new ownership, so maybe it'll straighten it out. I doubt it. But it's hard to straighten garbage out. But CNN has abused and and others have abused so badly people Uh these are people that are great people.

[00:11:55]>> He's talking about January 6th insurrectionists right now. He's talking about actual literal pedophiles, murderers, psychopaths, people who committed treason.

[00:12:05]>> would destroy. Their families have been destroyed. Many suicides. They committed suicide. People that went there to >> YEAH, LET'S GET THOSE [ __ ] NUMBERS UP.

[00:12:14]>> with love. They went there with love.

[00:12:16]You know, when I made that speech earlier in the day uh tremendous crowd. I I hate to say because they'll say, "Oh, I was wrong on the number." But I believe it's the largest crowd I've ever spoken to by by twice.

[00:12:30]The biggest crowd, I think, bigger than the inaugurations, bigger than anything.

[00:12:33]And there was so much love and and friendship. It was the most amazing thing. People were crying. They were like Wait a minute. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish.

[00:12:45]>> Ooh, he don't like her. Let me finish. Let me finish. Let me finish. Dude, he's a second away from calling her a [ __ ] He's a second away from that.

[00:12:57]>> And and and friendship. It was the most amazing thing. People were crying. They were like Wait a minute. Let me finish.

[00:13:04]Let me finish. Let me finish.

[00:13:08]And those people have been abused by you and by others and by the politicians, by the Democrats. They're dumb people. They want to >> He's always covering his rotting hand, man. He always I'm not kidding. You can do yourself this research. Look up any videos of Trump speaking at the Oval Office. He is literally always covering up his rotting [ __ ] hand. That's where he gets the intravenous of lecanemab, which is a treatment for early-onset Alzheimer's. He has dementia. His father died of Alzheimer's, which makes him 15 times more likely to get Alzheimer's.

[00:13:41]He already has it. That's the reason why he keeps on going to the doctor and getting these cognitive tests. Those are dementia tests and he's failing them.

[00:13:49]The president of the United States of America is mentally disabled and he's also a pedophile. It's really bad.

[00:13:55]>> Open borders. They want to have transgender mutilation of your children.

[00:14:00]They want to have men playing in women's sports. They want to have high taxes.

[00:14:03]They turned down You know, they fought us on the tax bill and they fought us because they want people to pay high taxes.

[00:14:09]>> Yeah, you're [ __ ] Epstein class. You and the rest of your pedophile cabal.

[00:14:15]Yes.

[00:14:15]>> They're crazy. There's something wrong with them. There's something wrong with you. It's a shame. Yeah, go ahead.

[00:14:20]>> Dude, he loves to attack Kaitlan Collins. All right, so he gets [ __ ] in the weaponization. And it's not just that, he also got [ __ ] with the War Powers Resolution, okay? So, this is this is what he posted, okay? On Truth Social.

[00:14:31]Yesterday in a meaningless vote, SEE WHAT I MEAN, BRO? [screaming] MEANINGLESS! THIS GUY'S A DICTATOR!

[00:14:42]YESTERDAY IN A meaningless vote, the House voted four bad Republicans and all of the Democrats to limit my war powers right in the middle of my final negotiations to end the war with the Islamic Republic of Iran. Who would do such an unpatriotic thing? Don't worry, I'm going to tell you exactly who did that. They will They know where the negotiations stand. The Democrats are fueled by Trump Derangement Syndrome.

[00:15:09]They would rather have our country fail than give me another of many victories.

[00:15:15]The four Republicans, that's a whole other story. They're grandstanders.

[00:15:20]They should be ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES.

[00:15:22]MEGA PRESIDENT DJT. SO yet again, another example of the fact that it doesn't matter whether you support Donald Trump 99.99999999999999% of the time, if you dissent from the Führer in just the slightest bit, you are now labeled as an enemy. As we can see, the four Republicans, they're grandstanders. He doesn't give a [ __ ] what their past was. As long as they voted against him, he [ __ ] hates them. So let's get a look at who it was.

[00:15:48]These Republicans broke with Trump on the war in Iran. Four Republicans from different ideological factions crossed party lines to vote with Democrats in favor of reining in the president's war to power to wage war unilaterally. So from the top left, this is going clockwise, we've got Tom Barrett of Michigan. We've got Brian Fitz- Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania. Obviously, we've got Thomas Oh, other way, sorry. This is That's Thomas Massie, but over here, we've got Warren Davidson of Ohio and Thomas Massie of Kentucky. These are the four Republicans who seemingly have just the slightest remnant of a spine left in their bodies.

[00:16:30]Just the slightest bit of a spine and decided to vote to end the illegal and offensive war in the name of Jeffrey Epstein that we are fighting at the behest of Israel. So that's a good thing. We love that.

[00:16:43]Four House Republicans crossed party lines on Wednesday and voted to limit President Trump's power to continue directing military action in Iran without congressional authorization, delivering a rebuke of the war that recently entered its fourth month.

[00:16:56]The The four hail from different factions within the GOP. Two are staunch conservatives with libertarian views that include opposition to foreign military intervention, while the other two are more mainstream Republicans from competitive districts where backing for the war could be a political liability.

[00:17:10]Yes, exactly. See, I've said this before, we're moving into the midterms here. And if you are a Republican running for office, you must be prepared to unilaterally defend the Iran war.

[00:17:22]Okay, these four guys, they they they're thinking ahead and they go, "Actually, I think that I'm going to lose power if I support the Iran war." But, a lot of these people believe that they have to fall in line behind the führer because, as we've said, it is a cult. The Republican Party died. It was replaced by the MAGA cult. That is not a political party. If you dissent from the führer, you will be ostracized. Maybe some of you remember when Trump said that if you want to see the release of the Epstein files, you are fake MAGA.

[00:17:49]Okay? That's probably the most That was the most honest he's ever [ __ ] been, where if you dissent away from him even in the slightest, you're fake MAGA. So, this the House of Representatives voted to end the Iran war. Still needs to go to the Senate. Still needs to go to Trump.

[00:18:04]I'd like to remind you that we are far past the 60-day deadline for congressional approval. But, here's what happened last night and early this morning. Kuwait says Iranian drones hit an airport and killed at least one as a ceasefire is tested again. So, I'll be honest with you, nobody on mainstream media will be. There was never a ceasefire. We are not in a ceasefire right now, and we are not having peace negotiations.

[00:18:28]None of that is happening. Okay? The Iranians have made it abundantly clear that they are willing to keep on [ __ ] fighting because they hold all the cards and they are winning and they are putting America in its [ __ ] place in the world stage. Everybody is watching this. And this is the most pathetic [ __ ] everybody has ever seen. It is It is America is getting their We're getting our [ __ ] asses kicked. That's the reality of the situation, okay? So, we do have a little bit of footage of this Iranian drone hitting the Kuwait airport.

[00:18:57]Let me rewind.

[00:18:59]Here it comes.

[00:19:01]Bow. Hold on. Let me play it one more time. Make it funnier.

[00:19:05]>> [screaming] >> I didn't time that right. Uh this isn't funny. Somebody died, but I'm a sick man.

[00:19:11]Kuwait International Airport, Kuwait. So the Iranians are Like I'd like to point out the fact that like the Iranians are bombing our bases all over the Middle East. They're killing our [ __ ] soldiers. They're putting mines in the Strait of Hormuz. They're putting LEGO videos out there trolling Trump. Like this has got to be and I know we've said it before. This is the American century of humiliation and it was before, but now it's just it's Oh god, it's bad.

[00:19:37]Not even an attempt to shoot down that drone by the way. Not even the slightest [ __ ] attempt. Okay, but don't worry.

[00:19:42]It's not just that.

[00:19:44]Trump is also getting [ __ ] Oh, I don't give a [ __ ] about that. We talked about this. Trump is also getting [ __ ] with his White House Ballroom. Now if you you know, there has already been studies about this where they uh you can track everything that Trump talks about.

[00:19:57]Trump disproportionately he the number one topic that he talks about the most is the Ballroom. That is what he is most focused on. Now, this is a a common thing that happens with dictators when they become demented and begin to lose control that like that they had the grasp of power.

[00:20:13]>> [clears throat] >> This is what happened with Adolf Hitler, right? While uh Berlin was being invaded from all sides, he was still playing with his toys making this like giant What did he call it? Germania, this new capital of the world. Like playing with his toys, focused on uh vanity projects.

[00:20:29]This is what happens. But um he's wildly obsessed with it and a judge has halted his White House Ballroom construction.

[00:20:36]A federal judge ordered construction of President Trump's White House Ballroom halted saying work must come to a stop unless and until Congress blesses the this project and they [ __ ] won't.

[00:20:46]They [ __ ] won't.

[00:20:48]The führer assailed the organization that sued over the project, the National Trust for Historic Preservation calling it radical left group of lunatics on social media. So Trump had a [ __ ] crash out about this. Uh let me reload this page. This is what he said on Truth Social.

[00:21:04]The drone port at the White House Ballroom will be perhaps the most sophisticated anywhere in the world. It will safeguard our nation's capital, Washington, D.C., long into the future. Judge Richard Leon should stop playing games with America's security. So, he named the judge that's standing his way. If anything happens, he will be held responsible for the death and destruction caused to our country. He has already created enough problems by allowing top secret information to be released and exposed based on a ridiculous lawsuit started by a highly litigious woman serial plaintiff whose strolling, in her opinion, will be disturbed by the new desperately needed structure. In any event, a woman who has absolutely no standing. With the advent of highly sophisticated and powerful modern-day weaponry, we can no longer defend Washington, D.C., with rifles and pistols alone. This ridiculous lawsuit must be dismissed immediately. President Donald J. Trump. And then this AI-generated slop. Is it even going to [ __ ] load? Dude, this website is so dog [ __ ] Whatever. It was just this AI-generated picture of like a [ __ ] load of drones.

[00:22:12]I'm talking attack drones in Washington, D.C. What the [ __ ] do you need attack drones? What do you want them circling D.C.? Constantly just attacking any dissidents of the [ __ ] führer? The answer to that is yes, that is exactly what he [ __ ] wants.

[00:22:26]>> [snorts] >> Okay. Moving on to even more Trump getting [ __ ] by the courts. We talked about this. The Kennedy Center tells staff to immediately remove Trump's name from documents. Um, they're already removing his name from the signs back to the Kennedy Center.

[00:22:39]Uh, this is great. The center's general counsel also said that the federal judges order meant the president's name must be taken off indoor and outdoor signage by June 12th.

[00:22:49]Uh, this is [ __ ] fantastic. So, they must immediately remove President Trump's name for the institution's branding on official forms and other documents. The mandate came days after a federal judge ruled that the board's decision to add the president's name to the building had been unlawful. Now, if you watch my previous video, we are not going to reread what he posted on Truth Social about this cuz it was one of his longest two posts ever. It took me, I think, 8 minutes to read both posts of him absolutely crashing out, bitching, and [ __ ] moaning about it. You should check out my my earlier videos if you want to see that [ __ ] [ __ ] diabolical. So, overall, incredible news. Trump is getting [ __ ] by the courts left and right. I do want to show you this hilarious moment where Trump We talked about this right at the beginning. I told you this would happen. Trump said what I've said a million times, which is that for Israel, a ceasefire means you cease, we fire. Trump himself is saying this now. Get a look.

[00:23:37]>> How do you define ceasefire?

[00:23:40]>> Uh pretty much the way it is. It's a different part of the world. You know, I'd say in that part of the world, ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner.

[00:23:48]>> Oh, a ceasefire is when you're shooting in a more moderate manner. I'm sorry, BUT SIR, THAT'S NOT A CEASEFIRE.

[00:23:53][screaming] LOOK AT HOW FUNNY HE thinks this is. And also, these [ __ ] monkeys in the room laughing. These literal [ __ ] chimpanzees laughing at this [ __ ] This isn't a joke. People are [ __ ] dying.

[00:24:08]>> moderate manner.

[00:24:14]>> That's true. I mean, it's a ceasefire there is much different than a ceasefire in other parts of the world.

[00:24:20]>> Well, that's true because Israel is a [ __ ] genocidal madman nation, and there's no nation on Earth that resembles their amount of [ __ ] cruelty.

[00:24:29]All right.

[00:24:30]Refresh. We got more here.

[00:24:32]>> [snorts] >> So, now Trump also got [ __ ] with his little music rally. Uh I got to refresh the page again. Trump got [ __ ] with his little birthday party. If you don't know, Trump is Trump was going to have a big birthday party on the White House front lawn, and they're building a UFC cage match, and they're bringing the machines, and they're going to play music, and there's going to be jets flying over, and Donnie, he wanted a whole bunch of musicians to come, but all these [ __ ] musicians canceled one by one because nobody wants it to say played music at Hitler's birthday on their [ __ ] Wikipedia. And they bitched and he [ __ ] moaned and then this is what he posted.

[00:25:07]>> [snorts] >> We should have a giant Make America Great Again rally for 250 instead of having overpriced singers who nobody wants to hear, whose music is boring, and yet who do nothing BUT COMPLAIN. CANCEL IT! JUST LIKE I canceled my involvement with the failing and unsafe to be in Kennedy Center because a highly conflicted crooked federal judge said that I should not be allowed to spend time and money in order to make the center great again.

[00:25:36]Actually far greater than it ever was before.

[00:25:39]It would have also been nice to see a Republican Democrat union bring it back to life. The Kennedy Center is broken, unsafe, and money-busted and has been for many years. Judge Cooper also stated that the highly prestigious board of the center was not authorized to add on the name Trump, despite the fact that hundreds of billions of dollars of my time and money will be necessary for a successful re-nomination.

[00:26:07]>> [laughter] >> So now the Kennedy Center will collapse both structurally and financially. JUDGE COOPER AND HIS WIFE AMY JEFFRESS, OBFUSCATION ANYONE, should be ashamed of themselves. Judge Cooper, like numerous other crooked judges of my case, should be impeached. Make America great again.

[00:26:24]Benedict Arnold Trump.

[00:26:29]>> [screaming] >> Bro, you're such a [ __ ] loser. You're such a baby back [ __ ] The President of the United States is literally this [ __ ] [ __ ] in his pants, having a temper tantrum [ __ ] like little poopy boy. I just made Beans freak the [ __ ] out. I did not know he was under my seat. But literally he's just a little poopy boy.

[00:26:50]He's just the softest, wettest little poopy boy. It's so [ __ ] embar- Again, friendly reminder, if there happens to be a single Republican watching this, you are inferior, subhuman vermin. The fact that you praise this man and you lick his crunchy orange [ __ ] taint and you would let him plow your own [ __ ] mother like a good little golem and you have undying loyalty to Israel because Daddy Trump tells you to. I'm not kidding. I'm not being facetious.

[00:27:19]You are sub [ __ ] human, okay? I know there's a little voice in the back of your head it yelling at you telling you to do something and you know what I'm you know what I'm Do it. Do it. Do it.

[00:27:30]Do it. No one will [ __ ] miss you.

[00:27:32]Everyone in your life will be happier.

[00:27:34]Okay, let's keep [ __ ] going here.

[00:27:38]Trump suggests canceling all musical performances at the Great American State of Fair after several musicians drop out. The Führer on Saturday floated the idea of canceling all the musical performances at THE YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T YOU CAN'T CANCEL IT. I CANCEL IT. YOU CAN'T CANCEL IT. I CANCEL IT.

[00:27:56]>> [laughter] [gasps] >> Earlier Saturday, Freedom 250, the organization behind the event, had announced that the Führer would quote kick off the state fair on June 24th with an opening ceremony.

[00:28:11]>> [snorts] >> As the visionary behind the Great American State Fair, we are excited to announce that the Führer will personally kick off this historic celebration of Wednesday, June 24th in an opening ceremony celebrating America's final birthday, said Danielle Alvarez, a spokesperson for Freedom 250. In a social media post later Saturday, the Führer said he would look into holding an America is back rally at the state of fair where he would quote give a major speech rallying the country forward.

[00:28:35]Quote, I understand artists are getting the yips. Yeah, we already covered this [ __ ] It's [ __ ] pathetic. We have the most pathetic man alive. Okay. Now, second to last story and this one is [ __ ] huge here. I want to talk about this. Ukrainian drones have hit St. Petersburg oil terminal before city hosts Russian economic forum.

[00:28:52]Russia is is so [ __ ] and so pathetic despite the fact that they do have a nuclear arsenal that Ukraine is capable of bombing St. Petersburg, their crown [ __ ] jewel. And we do have some footage of it.

[00:29:09]Dude, this fire burning with the birds tweeting in the background is so crazy to me. It's so [ __ ] dystopian.

[00:29:24]It sounds like they're shooting at this drone with [ __ ] rifles.

[00:29:27]How pathetic is Russia?

[00:29:53]Listen, it's good to see the Russians having to pay some consequences for their [ __ ] heinous invasion, but at the same time this can escalate to a point where like you can't undo it. You know what I'm saying? You keep on bombing the ever-loving [ __ ] out of the Russian mainland, eventually that psychopath is going to start using nuclear weapons or chemical weapons or biological weapons.

[00:30:13]Who the [ __ ] knows? He's a psychopath.

[00:30:15]All right, now the very last story I want to talk about is it it's hilarious.

[00:30:18]It's a joke really. I mean, I I I say it's hilarious because of how pathetic Oh, I'm sorry, Luigi. Are you okay?

[00:30:25]Oh, I didn't know you were down there.

[00:30:27]Are you okay, little mama? I just accidentally stepped on her tail.

[00:30:34]I'm so sorry. So, it's funny because of how pathetic the article is, but it's also a very scary situation. Um The New York Post is um literally uh controlled by the United States government. It is a a a extension of the US government. It is completely state-controlled media. And [snorts] they wrote a whole article doxxing Hasan [ __ ] and talking about his penis length. I'm not kidding. So, the the article is titled, it's ridiculous.

[00:31:02]"Hasan Piker's CD sex-obsessed life soliciting nudes, list of best breasts, and a separate laptop for porn." Okay?

[00:31:10]Now, just the intro to this is [ __ ] crazy. Listen to this. "He may be the communist darling of left-wing live-streaming, but when the cameras are off, the real Hasan [ __ ] is shallow and sex-driven, sources claim." Written by Megan Palin. [ __ ] are you just jealous that you didn't get that dick? That's what this [ __ ] sounds like. Sounds like you're [ __ ] jealous.

[00:31:28]>> [snorts] >> All right. So, what's This part here is [ __ ] crazy to me. "Sources noted that [ __ ] regularly boasts about receiving nude photos from fans and how he claims to watch porn on a laptop dedicated to that purpose, propped up on his chest so he can still see his penis."

[00:31:46]>> [ __ ] >> [screaming] >> Now, that's one big [ __ ] hog, brother.

[00:31:51]That's one big [ __ ] hog. You're telling me that he's got a laptop on his chest and it's open and he can still see the hog?

[00:32:03]He can still see the hog? First of all, congratulations. Second of all, why the [ __ ] is this included in an article? And third, I'm pretty sure that's like a joke that Hasan has made.

[00:32:18]I I don't watch Hasan streams all the time. I used to watch it a lot more, and I think he has said that as a joke about how big his dick is. Like, it's a joke.

[00:32:28]Make comedy legal again. And they're right it it it's [ __ ] diabolical. The rest of this is stupid. It's all just talking about his sex life. And they post a picture of his parents, dude.

[00:32:38]Which is [ __ ] crazy because he has done a really good job of hiding their faces for a long time. Because, you know, like I'm in this field, too. I understand, dude. People are psychos, bro. People People are [ __ ] insane and if they can't get to you, they try to get to your [ __ ] family. And then, get this, bro. They sent a drone. The New York Post sent a drone to take picture This is where he masturbates, by the way.

[00:33:03]And they doxxed his [ __ ] location.

[00:33:05]They doxxed HIS HOUSE.

[00:33:08]THEY CLEARLY WANT HIM HURT. They want somebody to kill him.

[00:33:13]It's [ __ ] insane, bro.

[00:33:15]Absolutely diabolical. I I This article is [ __ ] stupid. I'm not I'm not reading it. I'll read this last part here.

[00:33:22]On his stream Monday, [ __ ] vented his frustration his frustrations with the organizers of the event he was due to speak at and compared himself to communist theorist Karl Marx. He said, quote, "I'm doing this as a favor and then it's crazy that once the UK Home Office intervened and revoked my visa, they just deleted my speaker page on their site.

[00:33:39]Um England has quite literally offered refuge to some of the most controversial thinkers like Karl Marx.

[00:33:45]Dude, I don't know who the [ __ ] is reading this seriously, but you have to be mentally disabled. You have to be mentally disabled.

[00:33:53]All right.

[00:33:55]Hasan, if you watch this, let me see the hog. Anyway, thank you very much. If you're here live, you stay. We got to keep going. If you're watching this pre-recorded on YouTube, don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, hit the notification bell. It costs you nothing, helps me immensely. Uh on the bright side, Donald is getting [ __ ] by the courts and everything is collapsing around him. On the the dark side, we do seem to have, you know, potentially really bad escalation with the bombing of St. Petersburg. You know, as much as I support the Ukrainians pushing back the Russian horde, Russia is still a nuclear armed nation.

[00:34:23]Uh the Iran war is still escalating and the government is trying to kill Hasan [ __ ] Crazy. Do me one last favor. Click that video right over there. It's a banger.

[00:34:34]And I know bangers.