This video demonstrates how conspiracy theories often emerge from questioning official narratives, such as the moon landing, by examining inconsistencies in evidence and questioning authority. The host discusses how critical thinking involves examining claims with a skeptical eye, considering alternative explanations, and recognizing that official accounts may not always represent the complete truth. The discussion highlights the importance of questioning established narratives while also acknowledging that not all conspiracy theories are equally valid, and that some claims may be based on misinterpretation or lack of evidence.
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An Impromptu Truth: Season 5 PremiereAjouté :
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Late night table, mic in the middle, cold cup, sweating, room go still. You hear that knock from the other side? We don't flinch, we step inside. Old house grown floorboards talk. Green glow blink by the basement wall. Some say look, some say lies. WE KEEP IT RAW ON AN IMPROMPTU TRUTH. COME CLOSER. Don't turn away. Every shadow got something to say.
If the air gets thin and the hair stands up, you know it's time. You know what's up.
An impromptu tr in the room and imprompt just passed.
Yeah. Yeah. Backseat radio bits out static. Old wife tales with a hard loud habit. Footsteps pound where nobody stood. Cold spot hits LIKE A SWITCH GONE GOOD. We got dates, got names, got signs. Creepy little facts in a crooked line. From the attic duck to the black stare. Every strange thing ends up there. Come closer. Don't turn away.
Every shadow got something to say. If the walls lean in and the candles bow, you know we're there. You know it now.
And I promise.
What just pass?
Seance to scrapyard. Great dirt to gold.
Every weirdo story wants to be told. If the map tears open and the night runs red, we chase that line with a living thread and impromptu ghost in the room and control.
We call them and come on the grass and it comes through.
Just pass and it bro too slow.
Say it loud.
And it too slow.
Spell it out.
Rush it.
Nah. Hold it.
No pass it.
It's not pressure.
It's not pressure.
We sitting in the loop that don't quite close. Hands moving slow like they forgot the code. Flame hang still. It don't dance a twitch like time got paused on a halfway glitch. Somebody grand but I spare too long. Like the face keep dragging after it's gone. I reach out late but I feel it first. Like the moment flipped and reverse the verse. It's not pure pressure.
It's just your turn. It's not pure pressure. It's just your burn. Don't grip too tight. Let the moment burn.
Pass it slow. Watch the whole thing.
Start don't know where it end is not pure pressure is just your time. Feel that lag when the world adj behind like you walking through your own rewind. I seen the past before it reached my hand like I already knew before it began. Took one pull then it stretched too wide like the breath kept going from inside. Banjo don't pluck it just melts and slides. Notes drip down then multiply 808 head but it bloom instead like it grew out slow in the back of my head. Somebody time but I hear it twice then the third that don't sound right. Then the fourth but it come from me and I don't remember saying the thing. Not pressure.
No pressure.
No pressure. This your turn. This your turn. This I pass it off but it stay in hand. Like it never left. Just change the plan.
Everybody here, but they're slightly wrong. Like copies humming us off the song. Eyes glow. Damn, but they don't lie. Like they see through me and behind the laugh once, but it echo back from a place I ain't even there. Tried to stand, but the ground ain't firm. Just sink real slow like it learn to turn.
Then I hear it clear.
Not from outside.
It's not pure precious. It's just your turn. Ain't no lesson you got to earn.
Let it pass. Let it come back through.
It ain't stuck. It's just moving you.
It's not pure pressure. It's just your turn. If it didn't, let the whole thing curve. We ain't lost. We just got a lie.
or whatever they call him. N don't crush it.
It was always your turn.
Down on pine creek road. Mud on my tires. Old cane poles bent by the campfire. Saw big press by the bank.
Fresh in the clay. hair on the limb line made me back away. Mr. Don't laugh. I know what I saw. Tall as a pine with a bear trap jaw. He let out call made the cattail shake. Then he slipped through the dark like a blacked out way. Pret Monster, you ain't been where I've been.
Daddy said, "Boy, keep your light low.
Some things in them woods ain't meant to show." Found a vent fish cage and a torn out food, half of a beer can, and a sweaty footprint roof. Had a peep bin in the truck bed dust. Said if he wants that smoke, he can smell your rub. So I rolled on slow past that split rail fence. Harden my throat and my knees all tense. Mr. Don't laugh. I know what I heard. A branch cracked loud, then a pitiful chirp. He took one step and the whole lane bow. Then he vanished clean in the night somehow. Concrete monster.
Concrete monster. He lives where the cypress lane. Concrete monster. Concrete monster. You ain't been where I've been.
Now the boys still talk at the bait shop door about a shadow in the reeds and a mark on shore. If you see two eyes in that mossy gloom, best keep your mouth SHUT AND YOU'LL PICK UP ROOM. Pret Monster, you ain't been where I've been.
Concrete monster. Parkrete monster. Mud track legend and he ain't no joke.
Parkrete monster. Concrete monster.
Better mind that crease I smoke.
Yeah. Late night table, mic in the middle. Cold cup sweating. Room go still. You hear that knock from the other side. We don't flinch, we step inside. Old house grown floorboards talk. Green glow blink by the basement wall. Some say luck, some say lies. WE KEEP IT RAW ON AN IMPROMPTU TRUTH. COME CLOSER. Don't turn away. Every shadow got something to say. If the hair gets thin and the hair stands up, you know it's time. You know what's up.
An impromptu trin just passed.
Yeah. Yeah. Backseat radio bit spits out static. Old wife tales with a hard loud habit. Footsteps pound where nobody stood. Cold spot hits LIKE A SWITCH GONE GOOD. We got dates, got names, got signs. Creepy little facts in a crooked line. From the attic duck to the black stare. Every strange thing ends up there. Come closer. Don't turn away.
Every shadow got something to say. If the walls lean in and the candles bow, you know we're there. You know it now.
And I promise what just pass to scrapyard. Great dirt to gold. Every weirdo story wants to be told. If the map tears open and the night runs red, we chase that line with a living thread and IMPROMPTU ghost in the room and impro.
We calling through and mo on the glass and it comes through.
What just pass?
Say it loud.
Pulled up past the bait shop sign my light red in the screen glow mine. Old time said, "Boy, you asked too much." I said, "Truth got teeth and I'm here to touch." We heard chains on a dead end.
Saw two eyes where the cornrows hold.
One girl swore she felt a cold hand. One man said he saw a black dog stand. I don't flinch when a floorboards creep. I don't laugh when a witness speaks. Tape rolls on. Let the stories fly. IT'S OUT THERE. I WANT TO KNOW why impromptu truth. Say it loud. Say it true.
And impromptu truth.
Out here in the backwoods ghosting lights in the field. Crypted alien seal truth.
We tell it like got a truck stop preacher online.
Said he saw a shadow block the sun. Got a deer on a steel wide as Charles with a silver shade cut through the star with [ __ ] broken stand. If the night got a name, LET IT RING. I'M JUST A BOY WITH THE CORN STRAIGHT.
Out here in the backwoods posting lots in the field and imprompt Get somebody out here.
That son of a [ __ ] is about 6'9.
Can you hear that from a place within?
Some chase fame, SOME CHASE THE PROOF. I CHASE the voice BEHIND THE ROOF. IF they lie, then the lie won't last. IF THEY'RE REAL, THEN THE REAL COMES BACK.
We have a look on the impromptu true impromptu truth out here in the backwoods and lights in the field. Crypt is in to true.
We tell you like it is.
Yo, what the [ __ ] going on everybody?
What do you think of them songs right there?
>> Ask what's up, brother.
>> Hey, what's going on? Welcome. Welcome everybody to the season 5 premiere of An Impromptu Truth. Like them songs, don't you? Dude, that new intro song is fire.
I don't care what anybody says. I love that [ __ ] Love it. Love it. Love it.
Hold on. Let me get my stuff going on over here. We going to shoot out some invites cuz we're going to do a little panel [ __ ] around for the season premiere. We going to go through chat real quick. Hold up. Hold up. All right.
Here we go. Yo, pass. Check out the way I got this laid out now. Right. I took and screwed the mic actually into the thing. So now I ain't got no excess in there. Yep.
Coming along. Five years. Five years and we're coming along. Coming along nicely.
All right. We gonna do roll call. What's going on? G Music Wedge. Truth Walker Arlene Frankie Too Sweet Track Lorna.
Who else we got in here? Chuck Buiner.
What's going on, brother? Titan, I know you're here. I don't I cannot figure out for the life of me why I can't [ __ ] see.
>> Yeah. Yo, Titan, I'm looking. I got you on my phone, but I do not see you on the back end of the chat.
>> Like I I don't >> I see you there. You're there.
>> Yeah, I don't know why, but thank you for showing up, brother. Appreciate you.
Who else we got up in here? Mr. Bryce.
Bryce. Brother, you missed your song, man. You missed your song. We might take an intermission and play it a play it again cuz that one was that one was actually really good, too. Uh send me uh >> waiting to get that YouTube page. Truth sent me an MP3 of that jam Impromptu Truth. Uh, I need some more of that.
That the the like Anthemish one.
>> Yeah. Okay. No problem. I got you. Uh, yo, you got to go on Facebook. Send me your um send me your phone number so I can uh send it to you through uh through the phone because Facebook Messenger won't let you send like audio links. Um, oh, and I got a I got a remix. All right. So, Sunday night. Was it Sunday night? The night we did the show with Maya. All right. I played a song called uh Pine Baron's How, right? It's about the Jersey Devil. That song is that the original was actually all right. And I did uh I did a remix for it and the remix is like what the hell is it called? The um the mutant the mutant remix or some [ __ ] like that. Yo, absolute fire. Absolute fire. Um but yeah, Miss Arleene that the in the video that's the intro song it that one's called back back roads truth in the Why the Why the [ __ ] falling down? I don't know.
>> Yeah, I didn't see the um Can you hear me? Am I good?
>> My new photo though. Am >> I lagging?
No, >> you're all right. Play it again. D what?
the uh the >> Yeah. Um because All right. So I now that intro that's like version two of the new intro. I have the third final one loaded up but I forgot to put it on in to Streamyard. I thought I did. Case of Rob. Okay, back to names. Wedge, what's up? Who else is in here? Uh I saw Frankie Ton Sweet. Who else is in here?
I said truth walker.
We got 19 people. I ain't saying 19 names, people. Come on. We been going uh Willie cut. What's going on, brother?
So, listen.
Listen.
Every show we say this.
We're nice over here.
I generally think we are. We talk a lot of [ __ ] about different topics, but we're generally nice and we call you out. We'll give you a shout out. Say hi.
We doing this [ __ ] for 5 years. Why? Why creep around? Why lurk? Wave. Say hi to the blue meanies.
All right. So, hold up. Let me go. Let me start sending out these invites. Hold up. So, we got one going to >> Hey, listen. All right. So, you know what?
>> I'm still waiting to talk I'm still waiting to talk about Mortal Kombat.
>> You can't do it yet. You can't do it yet.
>> You're telling me that's just going to be out of the movie theaters before you go see it? It's going to be in the discount theater over there on Dawson, >> probably.
All right, that's Mr. Bryce.
Yeah, I get out early tomorrow. I might go see that [ __ ] again tomorrow. I'm not going to lie.
Oh, Mr. G, if I missed Mr. uh Mr. G, if I missed him. What's up, Mr. G?
>> Mr. G. No, >> dude. I forgot I got to take these damn um these [ __ ] antibiotics, man. These crazy.
>> Oh, yeah. All right. So, story of the week is Bass had two wisdom teeth pulled.
And at the beginning of this whole situation, all he wanted to do was go get his chip tooth cap. So, now he's to the point where they've p pulled two [ __ ] wisdom teeth out of his mouth.
>> It didn't hurt.
And they didn't even pull the right [ __ ] they pulled the one before uh >> play it again. Truth at intermission. Uh yeah, I'm I'm gonna play Bryce's at uh intermission again. Um I got a couple different versions of that one. That uh prompted truth one.
cut. What's going on, brother?
>> All right. Uh, I will be on the Wedge, what are you are you speaking Greek?
What are you talking about in the chat, bro?
>> All right. So, we just going to [ __ ] tonight, ladies and gentlemen. Talk about whatever we want to talk about.
Uh, what one of the things I had wanted to bring up was like, what the [ __ ] was it? Oh, did you guys see my Tik Tok? If you guys follow me on Tik Tok, did you guys see that [ __ ] Tik Tok video I posted?
All right, so we got we we went and looked we went and rented got a new place to stay and there's like a big shed in I wouldn't say it's shed. It probably was a garage back in the day, but now it's a shed. And it's got like a uh there we go. And it's got like a loft area up top, right? So, uh I'm up I'm I open up the door. I'm looking around in there and [ __ ] There's some old bikes off there in the corner. I look up and I see this loft.
There's a little [ __ ] rinky ink ladder that goes up there. So, I'm like, "All right, I'll climb up this ladder.
See what's up there." So, I start climbing up this ladder d. And I'm facing the wall this way. So, the loft it turns. will cut entrance studio at stage.
So I when I'm looking at the wall, you could turn you start turning your head like this. Turn your head like this and it opens up and it's just [ __ ] black space back there and I don't see anything. Then I actually turn my body to right here facing behind me. Listen, I almost [ __ ] my pants. I turn around.
I'm on the I'm like [ __ ] 9 ft up, 10 feet up on this rinky dink ladder. I turn I'm turning around slowly and I see a [ __ ] antiquefaced doll like decaying and [ __ ] staring at me while I'm coming up the ladder. Dude, I almost fell off that [ __ ] I legit almost died.
I Yo, that that thing is coming down and getting tossed. I don't need no Annabelle looking [ __ ] messing with me.
You know what I mean?
No, it ain't funny, man. I I look I >> Yeah, it is.
>> Listen, you look like [ __ ] Shaggy and Scooby leaving that [ __ ] place.
>> I'm tell I almost did. Like I That [ __ ] was not cool, bro. I think whoever whoever stayed there before did that [ __ ] on purpose. Like, yo, we're going to mess with these people.
>> You know, you know what's real strange is that [ __ ] is so close to the old jail. I mean like you could you could from where this house is you could throw a rock if you have a good enough arm a strong arm you could throw a baseball and hit the O jail >> like what when I tell you it's one of it was like the ladder is like a what a [ __ ] 12 or 13 foot like lean to ladder you just lean [ __ ] up against the wall and climb up there it's like the single rung >> no yeah I'm not doing I won't be doing that again >> that [ __ ] didn't Right. And then my oldest son, he comes home from he comes home from school.
He's like, "Yo, where'd you see that doll at?" Watch my TikTok on the way home from on way home from school on the bus.
I was like, "Yo, I'll tell you to go see it."
But everything uh so everything's going to be changing here pretty soon. So the new in the new seal right now guys as you know I've been in a closet that's about like a 2 and 1/2 3 foot by like maybe a 7 foot closet. I'm actually in a new place. I actually have a place to set up a studio where we could sit down and have people come in and [ __ ] interview and stuff like that. That's going to be pretty fun.
Which pill would I take?
I haven't seen a Matrix in a while. So, you got to remind me which color does what.
Red pill is what? Out of the matrix.
Blue pill still the matrix.
>> Yep.
>> Red pill.
>> I took that we took that red pill a long time ago.
>> Yeah, we we memb.
Bryce, I sent you the invite, bro. You were still in your Oh, I can't get on my stomach.
I didn't mean to say that. Hold on. What happened?
>> All right, I got you. Now he's got a case of the bouglas.
Hey, >> said what?
>> A case of the mud bud.
>> A case of Google.
>> Hold up. Let's see.
I'm sending out I'm sending out an invite here. Let's see if he uh let's see if he opts in.
Certain person needs to check their messenger.
>> But what the crazy part is, right? I don't feel any pain from getting these my wisdom teeth. Like initially, I like >> Oh, my background's getting matrix.
>> Other than that, >> my background's getting matrix.
Oh, you mean the um in the back there.
Okay.
>> But I tell you what, man. They they [ __ ] gave me these um these 800 these 800 ibuprofins that if you got pain, that [ __ ] shuts everything down. You will not feel no more pain.
[ __ ] those were those were what they gave me when my back went.
Dude, I seen um one of the guys who runs the front desk at the gym next door to us, this big dude named Eddie. He's also a dentist. And I was son, I was like, "Yeah, I had a couple of teeth pulled in the back." And I told him what they prescribed me and whatnot, right? I was like, "They gave me 800 mgram ibuprofins and some amoxicilin." He was like, "All right, amoxicellin, take that [ __ ] as scheduled. Make sure you take it on time because it's an antibiotic." He's like, "Now with the ibuprofen, >> treat them just like gold."
I was like, "What?" He's like, "Yeah, like if you got any kind of pain anywhere >> Yeah.
>> like gold.
>> You remember, dude? You remember I was stuck at a [ __ ] 90 degree angle?"
>> Like, I started laughing. I'm like, "Dude, I don't even really like taking aspin like that." So like these shits are [ __ ] ma they're not I don't want to say massive but dude I'm I'mma tell you I crush them up like I was a little kid and crush them up like like legit they are the size of the ant uh from the tip of my knuckle on my pinky to the can't do that.
>> All right so Wila you still up in Bingington?
Oh yeah, we'll be till Tuesday.
>> [ __ ] you doing up there?
>> Uh delivering some high-tech equipment to the college.
>> Okay. All right. You might be underneath for NDA. You can't say nothing.
>> Nope.
>> All we know is it's in crates.
So the crowbar and hammer.
Um, got them.
>> [ __ ] There's some uh [ __ ] I I had a [ __ ] I wanted to talk about something. I just [ __ ] forgot what it was. It's been a long It'll come back to me, guys. You know how it works over here. Uh, hey, what's up, Carla? How you doing this evening?
>> No, hold on. Hold on. I just want to clear this up. I mean, I do not I do not [ __ ] I just don't like taking whole pills. So, I'll crush them shits up >> and like throw them in my mouth then chase him with a bottle of water. I do not like swallowing whole pills.
>> Nah, he doesn't like goodies or BC powder.
>> I don't.
>> That's what I want. That's what B. So, when Bass got his teeth got his teeth pulled, I came up with I came up with a conspiracy. I was like, "Yo, is there a conspiracy to have people to get people to have their wisdom teeth pulled?" But I don't think there is. I just think it's a general health thing nowadays. Uh cuz a lot of people are getting their [ __ ] >> There had to be a reason behind it originally. Original the original reason had had to be something behind it.
>> Yeah, there's a reason behind everything.
>> I think the main reason was cuz wisdom teeth always coming in crooked.
And it compacts how you tape together.
>> Yeah. Something about like the human jawline isn't a isn't uh able to fit that many teeth. So, they have to pull the pull the wisdom teeth out or start compacting them.
>> And uh there's another thing in the there's another thing I want to talk about, but this is >> you. We're not monetized over here, but we're not monetized over here, but I don't need them taking the channel completely down.
There's a theory, Bash, you've heard me talk about this theory before about a certain a certain uh [ __ ] how would I even label that a certain community having a serial killer?
You've heard me talk about that before.
>> Yep.
I'm every day I'm more certain. Every day I'm more certain. And that body count has got to be massive.
>> Oh, we talking about a certain uh >> we're not I I'll put where Hold on.
Where you We don't have >> No, we're not even We can't even We can't even get into a broad statement about that because No, >> I'll tell you what. Hold on.
>> I'm I'm writing it in in um uh private chat. We'll cut if you can see it.
>> [ __ ] They might be able to see that.
Hold on.
Might be able to see.
Oh [ __ ] Oh, but yeah, I'm completely convinced because >> I can't see it. Did it didn't come up.
>> What? I didn't put it in.
>> Okay.
>> I'll put it in. I'll put it in. I'll type it in. I got it. You see it?
>> Yeah.
>> Well, cut. You see that?
Don't say it out loud.
>> Never heard of that.
>> I'm Listen, I'm telling you, it's Think of the Think of the way they think of the way they they they rock, right?
>> Think of the way. Think of the way they rock.
>> Ah. It the body count could be massive.
>> It could be the body count could be massive.
>> Dude, you ever see that video down in New York City where they were coming out of like out of the tunnels out of tunnels underneath buildings?
>> Like dude walked them on the scene like five or six of them crawling out of tunnels like rats. Damn, I didn't mean to say that. I'm sorry.
>> Oh, and during the investigation.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. There was like some something that was supposed to be shut down or something like that and they they were actually still down there and they caught them crawling out of freaking like holes out of the concrete and [ __ ] It's really wild.
But uh yeah, Carl, I'm I'm we're doing good. Uh Colton's Colton's all right.
He's getting big. Um so you know the Wild Thornberries, he's just like that little kid, that one little wild ass kid. He Colton Colton is feral. He is feral.
Like he uh he's he's not speaking yet.
All right. Uh he's been he's been diagnosed autistic, but he's working on it. Like he can do his signs and everything like that, but he's he's like um he's like that kid from Wild Thorberries. He's just like making noises and pointing and just tearing [ __ ] up like, "Bro, give me you got to relax." Like yesterday, I was trying to nap. This man stood over me and hit me in the head with a box.
Like, dude. Like, he he's by far out of the five out of the five, he's by far the worst two-year-old.
And he's like, he's got a damn battery in him. But I love him. He's He's all right. He's the last one we ain't doing no more. Maybe adopt a girl in maybe like eight years or so.
But yeah, back to the original thing.
Yeah. So, you know what I mean? Uh that count could be astronomical and nobody would ever know.
>> Oh, cuz they absolutely cover it up.
Absolutely.
>> Absolutely. Me uh me and you know what's crazy? Me and Car talk about that [ __ ] all the time. All the time we talk about that [ __ ] Like dude, they have their own police force. They police themselves.
I know you remember some of the stories.
I know you remember some of the stories about when Young Guise was still up here and he got um he got arrested when they were like messing with him all the time and he ended up getting locked up with one of those guys >> for some like really >> [ __ ] or whatever. And they swept that [ __ ] underneath the rug and got him out of there within like 45 minutes.
>> Mhm. And then we had the old guy last year by the high school trying to do something like that was Yeah.
>> But you can't do anything to him. You can't say anything.
>> Yeah. Well, now [ __ ] our neighbor though. [ __ ] that.
>> The voting the voting block.
>> Yeah. [ __ ] the my neighbor. [ __ ] that guy. Um he's part of he's part of them.
Uh, so Colton has a habit of letting the dogs out, but it wasn't Colton this time. I was putting Bella out, right? I told him, "Yo, keep Colton away from the door." Who comes opening the door?
Chance, my seven-year-old. And what happens? Oakley, my German Shepherd, goes flying out the door. I'm like, "Fuck." All right. I'm like, "Okay, now I got to go hop in my car, find this dog." So, I'm driving around the block and uh I see the neighbor standing out on his porch and he's got a [ __ ] tablet in his hand. And I was like, "Yo, did you see uh a German Shepherd walk by?" And he just points into the woods like kind of directly behind my house.
I'm like, "All right." And he's like, "Uh, if if if I see it again, I'm going to call the police." I was like, "Fuck you." And [ __ ] you. And listen, I'm I'll I won't be living here much longer. I'll ruin your [ __ ] I'll ruin the last couple of weeks for you, you [ __ ] >> Like, you're new here, homie.
>> It was their [ __ ] bus driver that was doing that [ __ ] last summer.
>> Yeah. The the the video I posted where I was spazzing on the um on the the the driver. That was them.
They put post signs in there and it was drive like your drive like your kids live here, but then [ __ ] driving a [ __ ] uh school bus down this side street doing 40 miles an hour when school kids playing like almost beat the guy up with a baseball bat last year.
>> You know, because of all their construction that's happening in this area, my favorite league is now looking like what it looks like. Oh, Ka >> Ka Misha is gonna be in like 15 years.
Yeah, I give her 15 >> completely [ __ ] empty. Listen, Arlene, listen.
I'm working on I'm working on something here. I got I got the wheels in motion.
Next year, like I'm renting this year.
Next year I'm going and I'm going to buy me some property.
I found nice five I found a nice 5.6 acre lot out out on the outskirts of town. 69 69,000.
Get that.
I got I found a All right. So, Wila, have you heard of the uh uh structurally insulated paneling houses? They're like they're panled houses, but they come insulated already and [ __ ] like that with different designs and [ __ ] >> Yeah.
>> Yep. So, check I listen check this out, right? So, you qual So, you qualify for an FHA or an USDA USDA loan, which a USDA loan. I'm about Listen, we about to get we about to get financial and uh on property stuff here. So, check this out.
I've been listen I got 90 [ __ ] pages of research open on my phone. I've been researching this [ __ ] for months. I got what I'm doing. So, what you want, what you do, there are a few loan options for like first-time home buyers or people who've bought before. So, there you have the FHA loan, uh federal housing assistance loan, right? That's uh loans backed by the government. So, what you need for one of those loans is a a credit score of anywhere. If your credit score is from 500 to 579, you could you find a house, you put two uh you you have to put 10% down. So, say you were buying a house for 350,000, you'd have to put 35,000 down, >> right?
>> So, but if you were if your credit score was 580 or better, you'd put 3.5% down.
So on that same $350,000 house, you'd only be putting down say like 12 >> or something like that. Right now the USDA loans those loans generally you can get a construction loan and those loans are generally zero uh zero down and you can what you can do is you can get a construction to permanent loan which happen which which that loan will cover your prop the purchase of the land the clearing the construction of the house it'll cover everything and then once it's all done it'll roll roll it over into that loan right and there's a few other different things that that you could uh that you can go to if you're looking into buying a house. It all depends on your credit score. Honestly, good. The better your like like they say, the better your credit score, the less you're going to have to pay. Or you can do that rocket mortgage [ __ ] where it's like 1% down. I don't know about that. I feel like you're going to end up paying out the ass in the long term with that one, but I >> Yeah, you got to read the fine plan on all that crap.
>> But I I digress. So, my plan, I'm I I'm looking I'm either going to do USDA or FHA. I don't know.
But this is what I want to do. I want to go get myself that that uh want to go get myself some acres. 5.6 that 5.6 is nice. 69,000 for that, right? The the structurally the structural insulated panelized house. I want the the kit, right? It's 237, right? 237,000 for that construction.
So, I wouldn't clear the entire five acres.
>> I would clear like an acre or so, right?
>> Clearing off the clearing off the acre.
All right. Putting the house down to construction. We'll go construct uh clearing construction, everything like that. We'll go with that probably close to like 80, maybe close to 100,000.
Right. So now I'm all in on a brand new I'm all in on a brand new house on five acres of my own land for less than 450,000 maybe maybe less depending on the the the house kit I want to get.
And the pro the thing is I want the land. I don't want [ __ ] people near me anymore.
You you get what I'm saying? I don't want people I'm I'm to that I'm I'm about to be 42 next month. I'm done with [ __ ] neighbors.
I'm I'm It's over.
Or listen if there's a uh out there in M it's Manga Manga Valley Bethl area. Listen, there is 56 acres and it's got like it's got like a river and [ __ ] going through it and everything like that. It's already got a spot where you can [ __ ] put uh build a house and everything. 56 acres, 290,000 for the for that.
>> Jeez.
But no. Yeah, like I need I want I want some land. And then what I'm going to do, what you could do after that is like say you do have that five acres, right?
You could take you could sell off some of those acres, some of that acreage or you can just clear it off and say I could have say if Bass wanted to say build a house. I could sell him I could sell him an I could sell him an acre for a dollar, >> right? And boom, here's your acre. Go build your house over there, >> right? or my son wants to build so build a house. All right, I'll give you I'll give you a half acre, build you a little thing here, give it to you for a dollar, right? Or and then at the same time you're clearing that land, you're still making your money back. You're still making money from it because you're sell you can uh sell off all the raw materials. You can sell off the woods, uh the trees, the rocks, all that stuff that's being taken from that property.
You know what I mean? So, you're winning. You're kind of winning on everything.
They have that 56. Listen, what do you think the Robertson's got the uh [ __ ] Duck Dynasty people? They got land. They got a lot of land.
Like I'm I'm not >> think about it. The reason why they have so much land is because Hops bought that [ __ ] early.
>> He bought that [ __ ] early.
>> He got it pennies on the dollar early.
Yeah, he paid pennies on the dollar for all that property.
But that why not?
Plus, not to mention there's deals you can there's deals you can get into with like say land owners and be like, "Yo, I don't want to go through a brokerage."
You could just pay like a land uh say somebody has like two acres you want to buy or some [ __ ] They got it listed for like 35,000. You can say be like, "Yo, I you can do a a written deal with the landowner. Be like, yo, I'll give you $1,000 uh down and I'll pay you X amount every month for for the rights to the property until it's paid off."
Like, there's all kinds of [ __ ] you can do.
And I just I I don't want neighbors anymore. I want to build I'm and when I do build my house, I'm going to put up a [ __ ] 8 foot fence around the whole [ __ ] thing.
Can't nobody see in it. Plus, I'm building I'm going to have uh it's either going to get I'm either going to build a studio out a little studio outside or I don't know. But it's going to be nice.
See, look.
My parents bought a house in 1969 for 43,000. And my mom sold it for 345.
Yeah.
Like there's a there's a piece of land right here like not too far from my house. It's 1.6 acres, right? It's owned by the land bank, the Sullivan County Land Bank. The the uh like if you look if you go to your like local county websites or whatever, they have land bank [ __ ] And these land banks, they have property that they own and that they'll sell you because they're trying to get these they're trying to get that land back on the tax bracket. They're trying to make >> money because they have no land. It's because somebody failed to pay taxes.
Like uh you remember when you said my at my crib right there where where your truck was parked.
>> Mhm.
>> That was all land bank stuff there. Like dude, there's a a freaking >> house.
>> Yeah, dude. There's they built something up there in three months. Like that is no longer a lot.
>> Yeah, there's like a onele threebedroom house there >> from there. I'm pretty sure that's land bank stuff too. That's probably like maybe >> but like I I I was thinking about buying that the piece of property over here by me. It's like like I said it's 1.6 acres pretty much corner lot. So I did the research on it ba now this lot has been empty since 1962.
Nothing's been on it. You know how much it was sold for in 1962?
62 >> probably about 500 bucks >> a dollar one [ __ ] dollar 1.6 acres >> the only the only problem is with this area buying something in a village >> because the village is underneath bad management they would try to tax you out of the ass. That's the only problem.
That's the only problem I see with it because there's this this has been bad mismanagement all I mean since we were in high school.
This [ __ ] is >> like think about all the we've had >> New York would listen New York wouldn't be so bad if certain [ __ ] people weren't in charge honestly because the rest of the state is [ __ ] red.
It's the city that [ __ ] us.
>> Once you get out of the city, >> it's a city.
>> Yeah. I'm not saying like I'm not saying I'm Republican or Democrat. I'm a conspiracy.
>> And I know for a fact the major capitals like Buffalo, Albany, those just like that. They're majorly. But once you get out those areas, it's a [ __ ] red state. And you got this governor.
Nothing with gun. Plus, you got >> I don't even want to bring her up. Never mind. The the woman delivering a fiery a fiery speech behind bulletproof glass.
>> AOC.
>> I wasn't gonna say her name. You said it.
>> I didn't say her name. I just said AOC.
AOC.
>> Ariel area. Something like that. Yeah, she's getting she's getting ready to run in the Kentucky Derby.
>> They raised they raised taxes by 20 [ __ ] 25%. Jesus.
>> That's the property taxes, right?
>> How the hell you How the hell you go from a broke bartender to worth a couple million dollars? And then you had all we can I don't want to talk politics kind of show because then we we also had the uh the speaker of the house talking about oh $174,000 isn't enough money we got to let them do some training [ __ ] I was listen like bro you need to be hit in the throat.
You [ __ ] kidding me?
>> Like I I heard that [ __ ] I'm like >> he's not serious, right? Somebody's got like a is Aston Kutcher around him near some something like that or >> Arlene. I know you guys car insurance is high because you guys can't drive for [ __ ] down there.
>> And I hold on hold on hold on. That's not me saying that. All right. That remember now I work for UPS. I have went to Boundbrook. You I'm sure you know where Bound Brook is. I went went to the [ __ ] Down Brook hub and I was in a meeting with the the pretty much the guy who controls that area and he flat out said, "Yo, you know, pretty much like, yo, New Jersey drivers suck. That's why our insurance is so [ __ ] high." He said that to the whole class, like the whole class. Like, so that's not me saying that. That's a CEO for a [ __ ] brown company. It's truth.
What happened to my rich?
>> No.
Yeah, you showing up uh showing up blue on mine on my thing here.
>> Damn. Now everybody's blue.
>> Truth. Uh yeah, Carla, it's showing up that you still have your wrench.
I don't know.
Beth, it's showing up.
>> If it went down, you better grab it soon.
>> I seen truth. I seen the other day that the rest of New York is giving money to the city because of a shortfall of your budget. Yeah. Well, why do you think so many New York New Yorkers are leaving the state, bro?
In droves. In droves. Now, I know I know the southern states hate it, but dude, trust me, >> I can only take the city in small [ __ ] doses. The only people The only people from All right, hold on. The only people from New York that respect the South are people from New York who have older family members who are born uh from the South like grandmothers, aunties, uncles, and stuff like that because they went down to the south when they were little kids and they experienced everything. These new age New Yorkers, no, absolutely not.
We live right near Bound Brook and we uh cannot stand the way people drive around here. Yeah. Bound Brook was a Bound Brook was a ride. I did that [ __ ] I drove there.
How long was that [ __ ] class? Class was like seven days. So for seven days I would drive from here in New York to bound down to Bound Brook every day there and back.
I mean it worked out because I would just put on some Art Bell, you know what I mean? Art Bell's good. good [ __ ] stuff to listen to while you're just driving [ __ ] endlessly. Um, and also there there is a nice little hobby shop down there near Bound Brook that I found. They had tons and tons of RC cars. I can't remember what the hell's name that [ __ ] was.
The billionaires. Yeah, listen. They can they I don't like politics. I don't like politicians. I don't like people I don't like people who I don't like people who try to act polit uh politic like they try to [ __ ] just back and forth. I don't like that because you're you always give off a [ __ ] scheming vibe.
Never trust a politician. And I don't care if they I don't care who they are.
Like legit I've known past 40 almost 42 years if he became a politician tomorrow he'd lose a little bit of my trust. Like I'm telling Mass. I love you but don't become a politician.
Uh you better watch out. I hang out with I hang out with um Rob too much.
Yeah. Listen, it's gonna New York is going to be >> That's exactly Chuck. That's the problem. I see exactly what you're saying and I agree with you on that. I believe that most of these New Yorkers who are going to be flushing out the city are going to be bringing their same politics down to the south and it's going to be influencing everything. How with >> it's going to be you parts of Texas.
>> Yep.
>> Texas like the Austin, parts of Houston, all these liberals that came from California.
>> Mhm.
You got most of the people who are fleeing the Northeast going down to like North Carolina, South Carolina, um Georgia, Tennessee.
I'm not too sure about Kentucky per se, but like up and down that that east coast.
>> Well, me personal opinion, hold on. me. My personal opinion, New York City should be its own [ __ ] state.
>> Yep.
>> No, it's No, no. It should be its own district like uh [ __ ] how DC.
>> Yeah.
>> What they do down there should not affect the rest of the state because wa you drove you've drove through New York plenty of times. Once you get out of the city, what do you see, bro?
>> Trees.
trees and farms pretty much town or city town with the occasional big town, little town here and there.
>> But you will see a Dollar General everywhere every five miles.
>> Well, you know what's funny? Uh when we when me and my wife uh when we go to [ __ ] Niagara, we count how like we go the back like we'll go up 17 or whatever, but then we'll hop off and like drive back roads and [ __ ] all the way up there.
We count how many Dollar Generals we see in the span of like from a certain point to we get to up to Niagara. I think we had count like 20 something.
>> That's all.
>> Well, some of these [ __ ] were some of these ships were like >> one was here and one was like two and a half miles down the road.
>> I think I believe some >> down south count 20 of them in a 50 mile stretch.
That's bugged out. It seemed like a nice place.
>> Don't forget you can't afford to drive into New York City with this. Look, Miss Alen. All right. So, we're going to start doing this every time we go down to Comcon. We're going to drive to Jersey and we're just going to take >> Yeah, I'm not driving in the city.
>> Like, I mean, that [ __ ] puts you literally at the Javvis Center. You have to walk up a block and maybe down two and a half blocks and you're right there at Comic-Con. I wish we would have done that the first time. We wouldn't had that problem the year before where the [ __ ] sold our parking spot. We had to [ __ ] walk 15 and a half blocks because you didn't remember where you parked.
>> Yeah, that wasn't fun.
>> That would >> No, we're taking across from [ __ ] that [ __ ] >> Bump me on the damn corner, dude. Dude, this dude bumped me so hard or whatever.
Like I had my boat bag on. He bumped me and I looked around. I was making sure he didn't [ __ ] poke me with something, bro.
>> So now we're switch I've had I think I've had a million dollar idea.
Want to hear it?
>> So >> what you got?
In New York, if I'm correct, there is >> I see where you're going with this, but I prefer the other one.
>> In New York, if I'm correct, there is no Waffle House.
Right now, I had the idea. There's an area in New York, not too next county over from me, Orange County, New York. Right. It's it's like the shopping hub of like around this area, right? All all kinds of [ __ ] there.
I'm thinking if somebody was to put a 24hour Waffle House right down there, right down there in Middletown near all the all the shopping and [ __ ] you'd make your money back in a year, maybe less, >> probably.
>> Now, Bass Bass says Huddle House. Now, I I've had both. I would prefer Huddle House, but not too many people from like New York have heard about Huddle House.
You know what I mean? So, I think Waffle House would be the next best option. And I think you I think you do pretty well with like a 24-hour Waffle House down there in Orange County, New York.
>> Cuz you think about it, >> in Orange County, New York, some people are coming from some people come from the city up there to go shopping. Some people come from um some people come from Connecticut, Pete, Pennsylvania, all over the [ __ ] place. So, if they find out, >> you get it right there off of 84.
>> Yep.
>> It'd be perfect spot.
>> Yeah. Matter of fact, yeah, put that [ __ ] right off 84 somewhere.
>> Uh, yeah. I think you'd make I think you'd make bank.
>> You You put one off 87. Put one off 84.
I wouldn't go 17. Even though 17 goes a long way. Um, 84 87.
>> No, I'd I'd keep it more southern New York. Like southern New York. 87 84.
But yeah, I think I think you would make a lot of money putting a putting a a Waffle House in in a position down there in like Orange County somewhere like that. Maybe Olter County somewhere, Kingston area.
I think you'd make a lot of money.
Just saying.
>> But the problem is two years on making your money because the first year is going to pay for all the taxes.
Well, yeah, but it it depending on how much you actually made that you can actually start paying back some of that bank loan, too.
>> Yeah.
A creeks, right?
I I think everybody should I think everybody should want [ __ ] property.
Like some old be on that old man [ __ ] Yo, [ __ ] off my property. Yo, that's what I want to be on.
>> Dude, I'm tell I played a lot. I I I do play the banks.
Let me [ __ ] hit for a good amount of me.
>> I'm going to build Hold on. Let me finish. I am going to buy me some property. I am going to build something and I'm going to put it in the middle of the woods and I'm going to build a [ __ ] moat around my property.
>> Well, because the reason I want >> What are you going to put in the moat?
>> Where am I going to put the moat? If I buy a property, damn Hold on. If I buy a property, the damn train is going to be in New York State. So, it's going to be somewhere where I can put something that'll trump your ass.
Then you better go far south cuz winter time >> anybody going to be able to cross that moat >> cuz I'm looking at it this way, right?
>> You're going to have to deal with the 50 cal that's sitting on the top of the roof of my >> So I I the reason >> definitely ain't going to be New York.
The reason >> the reason I want a lot of property or or just a decent amount of land per se is because like I've got five sons, right? Do the math on that. Five sons.
>> I need space.
>> Well, that that's one thing, but five sons. Do the math on this.
Eventually, I'm possibly going to have a lot of grandkids.
potentially.
>> Yep.
>> Right. So, you don't need somewhere for the You going to need somewhere for them kids to be running around and be like, "Oh, I want to go grandpa's house here."
And you'll have a nice p You'll have some nice land cleared off. [ __ ] have a pool over there. Maybe a pond built builtin pond over there to go fishing in and [ __ ] like that. That's That's where I want to That's where I want to end up being. You know what I'm saying?
>> Hey, Larry and Candace.
>> What's up, LNC? And that's that's where I want to be. And then like I'll I'll put it to you like this guys. I would uh I did an interview for a new position at at my job and uh this person asked me um where do you see yourself in five years?
And I I was honest with her. I told her, "Yo, in 5 years, I see myself owning owning a uh property development business where I've developed housing for people who want to people who have rented all their lives. Like me and Bass's parents have me and Bass's uh mom and dad rented >> our entire life. I'm renting. Bass is renting right now.
I want to do I want to build houses for people like people like us who [ __ ] had to rent their whole lives who like you you we sign a lease. This is what I want to do. You sign a lease, right?
After like two or three years of living in living in the house, you get the option to buy it.
>> Yeah. Because that's crazy. If I could pay you [ __ ] $1,500 a month in rent, but I can't afford it. But because of some stipulation, I can't pay n $900 mortgage a month.
>> Yeah. No, it would I I I would work it out.
>> Some places it's worse than that.
>> Yeah.
>> Steve Odall was talking about it up in British Columbia. Some places are going for $4,600 a month rent.
>> It's that's [ __ ] crazy. Like the reason I and what started me on this [ __ ] >> and then you credit score.
>> Yeah. Listen, what started me on this [ __ ] is because people we we me and my wife started looking for a new place. We got the new place. But before that these f [ __ ] want and it's I it makes no sense to me, right?
You want people to have a 620 640 credit score to rent from you for 28 for 24 28 $3,000 or whatever, right?
Why the [ __ ] would they do that when if they have a 620 or 640 credit score, they could take that same money, pay a more, go to a [ __ ] bank, get a home loan, and [ __ ] not even have to deal with you.
Then you're stuck ass out with a property. No, you can't rent out because you want you want the people to have a 640 credit score. They let they can make $100,000 a year, but if their credit score is [ __ ] if their credit score is below a 620, oh no, we can't rent to you. You all you renters that all you [ __ ] landlords that act like that, you go I hope you I hope you [ __ ] tank your properties.
That's why there's so many empty [ __ ] properties around right now >> because you guys want people to have a 640 credit score. Don't you realize the [ __ ] housing market's going to start crashing because people are going to stop paying their goddamn credit cards.
Why? Because everything else has gotten so [ __ ] expensive. Certain way, you know what? I'll take the [ __ ] credit hit. Who cares?
Then these old then these top tier uh these top tier uh credit people that you want moving in these apartments, they're not going to be there anymore. Why?
Because they said, "Why am I going to why am I going to [ __ ] pay this off?
They're a lot of people are going to stop paying a credit card. So, you're going to end up having to eventually rent to people with low low uh [ __ ] scores.
You make no sense. If you have a 620 if [ __ ] if they have a 580 credit score, they go buy a house. Why would they [ __ ] pay you pay a mortgage for you?
You guys have you people don't think you I don't know. You're not thinking it thinking it through or some [ __ ] like that.
It's It's stupid.
Like it took it it legit took us two and a half, three months to [ __ ] find a place. And we found a place. The place that we got is the first place we went to.
But at first they didn't want to rent to me because the credit score didn't look good.
But now my now about a month and a half, two months later, my shit's looking a-ok. Okay. And I and we got the house.
But that's beside the [ __ ] point.
Why are people you trying to rent? You want people to have a 620 or better credit score and then you want them to rent your house for 24 25 $2,600.
Why?
Why? I'm gonna 620. I [ __ ] I Why? I'm just gonna go get If my Listen, like I said earlier in the show, if you have a 580 credit score or better, you can put 3.5% down on a house.
Save up a couple save up for a couple months. You'll be all right. Why pay that? Why pay a mortgage for to for somebody else?
That's why I'm building a house. I'm I'm only rent going to rent this house for a year and I'm having a house built. And the reason I'm doing the structuralized paneling house is because it [ __ ] cuts down on building time like 60%. So potentially my house could be built in like 3 months.
>> Dude, this house me it didn't take them long to build that [ __ ] The only problem is they started building it right when it started getting cold out and the ground was frozen and all that [ __ ] They put that [ __ ] up fast. No, you build that. You start building that [ __ ] in May when it's warm out and by by uh August you should be done.
But I'm sorry for going on that rant everybody, but am I making sense or do I sound like a [ __ ] lunatic?
>> Yeah, but you know what the crazy part is? Like >> you could have your like let's say you inherited um an older relative's house, right? your grandparents house, your your parents house, whatever, and they've had this house paid off. It's bought and paid for another, they're still going to stick you a property taxes. Like, how the [ __ ] am I paying property taxes on something that's paid off?
>> Yeah, nobody really Nobody really >> [ __ ] >> Nobody owns anything on everything, bro.
>> If you really owned your house, you wouldn't be paying property taxes. and property taxes is [ __ ] anyway because they're they're they're guessing at how much your house is worth. So if your your house could be worth $50,000, but they're assuming that [ __ ] is worth 300 350 and they're taxing you at that rate. It's all [ __ ] >> I actually just seen something on Facebook about that rate in this area.
>> It's it's it's [ __ ] >> rate in this county.
>> And when the housing market bursts, I hope all you landlords that have been doing this [ __ ] to people [ __ ] lose out. No, no, no. Hold on. I'm not sticking them for the landlords, but I see why they're doing it. I I absolutely see why they're doing it because the whole government lockdown where they [ __ ] did that whole um you don't have to pay rent, they can't evict you [ __ ] They're trying to compensate some of the money that they lost. I see why they're doing it, but it's still [ __ ] up.
>> I get it. But you're still [ __ ] >> Because trust me, there was people that was like, "Yo, I'm not [ __ ] paying rent." and they didn't pay rent for god knows how long and they couldn't the landlords couldn't do anything about it.
>> I I not only that >> it's it's I don't want to say a double-edged sword, but it's a [ __ ] sword.
>> Another thing too is uh like all these billionaires buying off all these ranches.
Oh, the farm went >> the price on ranches has went up 70% because of that.
Everybody else sees all that land being sold at really high prices. So, they're going to match theirs to what they sold, thinking they're going to get the same thing, and they're not. It's going to crash soon.
cuz I've been looking at buying a ranch past eight years where the prices before cuz the ranches we were looking at were anywhere from 1,500 to 5,000 acres where the median price per acre was around 2 to $3,000.
Now that price per acre is around 6 to 12,000 >> [ __ ] d >> per acre and this is out in the middle of Montana, Utah, Idaho, places like that. It has skyrocketed everywhere >> cuz you know why? They're letting all these they're letting all these foreign people they're letting all these people come in and buy American property.
That's what the problem is. Like all these 4100s are coming in buying buying up >> it's corporations. All these corporations are buying up all the property, buying up all the homes and everything like that. That's why this [ __ ] sucks and it's being done the way it is.
Yeah. See, look. Here we go, folks. No one here in the US owns their property.
The state, the state, sovereign entity owns the land. We are land holders.
That's the way it's been for a thousand years.
This is true.
Just think about it, guys.
It's it it's just it's all crooked.
You know what I'm saying?
>> Me personally, I believe Me personally, I believe once you paid your money for your property, you shouldn't have to pay taxes on your property you already paid for. That's that's the same [ __ ] equivalent as All right. That's the same equivalent as you get paid, right? You get taxed on that.
>> Then you get taxed on the money you already got taxed on by going out and buying groceries. Then you get taxed on buying buying not buying but putting gas in your car. You get you get taxed on pack of cigarettes. You get taxed on this. you every single which way the American [ __ ] person gets taxed on every single dollar, every single cent that they make, >> make and spend.
>> That's why they're able to send so much money to other countries that [ __ ] hate our guts.
with these other a lot of people don't understand a lot of I'm standing on my soap box right now but a lot of people don't understand it's not the a lot of it it's not the American citizens that want to start this war it's these big corporations these private uh these private corporations and [ __ ] like that because war is big money we don't we're like yo you leave us alone we leave you the [ __ ] alone Sorry everybody. I'm just messing with my earring here.
>> Like that's that's majority of Americans. Like dude, I'm already I'm not worried about what the [ __ ] you're doing over there. Stop sending all our money over there and keep it over here.
If we if we kept a quarter of what we send to other countries and aid and whatnot like that, dude, it'd be a hell of a lot better in this country than what it is right now. And that's just a quarter of aid.
Uh truth you hold on what that said.
>> Oh, I'm Dude, I'm never going to [ __ ] join a HOA. That's one thing when I do when I get when I get a [ __ ] when I do my I'm making sure there's no FH or or HOA. Oh, you got Dude, you have to watch out about you have to watch out about these bastards cuz if you like, let's say um you buy a house >> closing next to their property, they will start sending you [ __ ] uh uh violating HOA rules because you're on our road or whatever. Dude, they sent this one lady numerous they took her to court talking about they were going to foreclose on her house because it was against a HOA um policies and [ __ ] like that and she didn't even live in the HOA. They never sent her any papers like that and right next to the HOA.
>> So So what happened was right they the [ __ ] HOA of that community decided to vote her in without her knowledge. her permission >> and then they then they started sending her the [ __ ] notices >> that Wow. So the judge was like what you wait a minute you guys voted her in >> and she was there like 10 years before they even built built built on the property. It was an open line.
>> He was like, "Yo, you voted her in without her knowledge." The lady was like, "Uh uh yeah, it was a unanimous vote." The judge leaned forward and was like, "Yo, listen. If you harass this woman anymore, I will disband your HOA.
Like, how are you gonna vote somebody in and and [ __ ] not even tell them >> and then start right before where the HOA uh begins?
>> Yeah, it's on the same road that the shit's >> That's not even the wor That's not even the worst HOA story I heard. There was a dude, this one, this man, he had bought a brand new GTR, right? He was having he was having he was having the driveway like reblacked or whatever it was. So the car was in the um on the side on the road.
The [ __ ] HOA people called and had his car towed. So they came with flatbed and drug a brand new all-wheel drive Nissan GT-R up onto a [ __ ] flatbed.
Destroyed it.
>> Oh, >> he went he went to the toe he went to the tow company. They was like, "Yo, listen. You got to go to the uh HOA cuz they're the ones that told us to do this." He went to the HOA. The HOA is like, "No, you got to go to the tow company. It's a whole [ __ ] show."
Listen, I'd have been shoot I would have been up in that [ __ ] with a gun.
Like somebody is about to fix this car or somebody's getting shot in their ass.
>> Did you see the one about the guy? He had he had a a big house in in the HOA, but he had one of those um one of those lifts like you find in a regular garage in his garage. and the HOA president came over and she was like looking his garage doing [ __ ] and she like hit a button or something like that and dropped his car that was worth like oh >> was it at least 250,000.
>> Yeah. Like it she dropped she hit the she pushed the buttons that she didn't know what the [ __ ] she was doing and it dropped his car and total his car >> and it was like a $250,000 car. She wouldn't she would have made it out the garage.
>> She walked she walked into this man's garage like oh you're not supposed to have that just pushing buttons. They got it on camera in the garage and she started pushing buttons and all of a sudden his [ __ ] [ __ ] just dropped.
>> Listen, she wouldn't have made it out that garage. There would have been a missing person report coming up on her >> and all the videos you see of being in HOA like with the rent cameras where you get a HOA person coming up and no [ __ ] walk through your gate that you have [ __ ] uh gated and go look around your property and look around and [ __ ] I'm like, dude, >> boy, >> listen. At that point, it's trespassing and you're allowed to pull a gun on them.
>> It's your property. You bought it.
>> Make sure you do it when they're facing you.
>> Yeah. Don't Don't let them turn their back to you. Don't let them turn their back. Can't let them do that. Hey, turn around, [ __ ] face me.
>> And the crazy part is about a HOA, it's not really your property, it's their property. So if like let's say they start sending you tickets and fines and [ __ ] like that for for just having your garbage cans out, they will try to foreclose your house for your [ __ ] the [ __ ] that you paid for.
>> There was an out of control HOA in Central Florida. Then all of a sudden, some houses burned down and the problems just went away. All all just went away allegedly.
>> Yeah.
Put a little fire under their ass. They start leaving you alone.
>> Dude, uncle uh mom's brother, Uncle Tom, he lives down in North Carolina. He's in the HOA, but like he he the way he hold on. The way he sits, he sits at the end of a codack. So, he's basically like the king of the king the the rasa of that area or whatever. But he's subsisting HOA. Let him [ __ ] up and I'll bet you they try to foreclose on his house.
>> Listen, I could not have nobody telling me how long my grass could be. Or, oh, listen, you can't have a barbecue at this time.
Oh, hold on. That's not even That's not even one of the All right, so there was another one.
Apparently, there was like a storm or some [ __ ] and everybody's power went out, right? But this one dude, he now he lived in the HOA. This one dude had a generator.
So he turned his generator on. His house was lit up. His house is warm. They had TV going, cooking, chilling, right?
Everybody else's [ __ ] everybody else's [ __ ] houses were black. You know what happens?
He gets a letter from the HOA talking about, "Yo, we don't think it's fair to other people that you have a generator.
my [ __ ] problem.
>> That is [ __ ] wild. They was like, "Yo, we've it's it's really was really considerate considering nobody else had power. You're the only one with power on in your house." Blah blah blah blah.
I had took that letter, walked it to the HOA and then set that [ __ ] on fire right on their desk.
>> Here, use this to keep warm.
[ __ ] Oh my god. Uh, nah, nah, nah.
Situation like that, it might have been a little more Jackson than that, dude.
You know, listen, you know the staple guns that you use like the I took that paper and [ __ ] put that [ __ ] right on their forehead.
Yeah, hold that.
That's not my fault. They supposedly own their property, right? They know what we could possibly deal with. They should have been prepared. That's not my [ __ ] fault. I'm not paying no fine like that. Don't even Don't even knock on my door.
Don't even knock on my door.
>> I'm put a sign. Yep. Put a sign up that says no soliciting.
You're soliciting. Get the [ __ ] off my doorstep.
>> And some some of the wild ass rules, man. Like, yo, I seen another one. I seen a video the other day where this lady walked up on these um these people like they were in her house. She came up on the doorstep and she this is the older video. It was like around Christmas. She said, "Well, HOA rules say that you have to have your Christmas lights down the day after Christmas and your lights are still up on December 29th. We We have to do something about this.
What?
>> Can't do it. That's why I want I would never take them [ __ ] down.
>> That's why That's why I want land the [ __ ] away from people.
No HOA, none of that [ __ ] If I see I'm put cameras every [ __ ] area. So if I see you coming on my property, I got a shotgun, >> dude. Um, so um, yeah, tell TS I got a I got permission to fish a private fishing spot.
>> Okay.
>> Where he could probably catch his first big bass.
It's from the from the guy who gave you the um the gun permit paperwork.
>> Oh, okay.
Yeah, he's out there. He basically inherited the property and he was showing me everything like that. He was like, "Yo, you're more than welcome.
Just like give me a call and let me know we ain't going to be out there." I bet.
And I told him, I was like, "I have one nephew. He wants to go fishing. He wants to catch a bass."
He's like, "All right, you guys want to fish from the bank or the boat?" I was like, "Well, he's never been on the Well, he's I got like vest. It's not like it's a big big and deep, but nonetheless, It's not too far from here.
He'll catch his first pass. I I promise you that it might [ __ ] around and be a five pounder.
>> You'd be mad as hell.
>> Not really. I'd be more excited for him cuz if he catches a 5 pounder, I'm not helping him reel that [ __ ] in. He's doing it by himself. No sir. I will turn on my camera and I'll catch everything videography. He gonna bring that [ __ ] in by himself.
He got a brand new Zepco Zeco black out there. I got a respool. Put some nice line on it. He's good to go.
Yeah, it's over there by uh Camp Kitty, bro.
All right. So, uh, we're going to take a Hey, so you know what? We are we're going to start doing this [ __ ] We're going to take we're going to take a brief intermission, ladies and gentlemen.
>> Smoking >> because I'm about to have my tuna fish sandwich.
>> So, uh, going play uh going to play tune or so.
Going to play a quick tune. And how many? One or two? One. Bryce, you still in here? Bryce, where you at? I need a one for Bryce.
I know you I know you're on the toilet.
>> I know you're forklift certified, but we need a one so your song.
>> Forklift certified.
>> Yep. There he goes. Said play it.
Okay.
Okay. So, let me throw. Let me see. Take that. Oh [ __ ] What did I do here?
Comment. Okay. Take that off the thing.
All right. So, what we're gonna do here is we're just gonna play some music.
Play this music. Bass, you gonna stay by your screen because I'm gonna go upstairs real quick.
>> Yeah, I'm sit right here, dude. Dude, I got a uh I went I went and got a Subway sandwich cuz I can't really eat steak yet. So, I got a tunish subway sandwich on her ring uh cheese bread, little bit of mayo, some bacon, and um some on that bad boy.
All right. So, we're gonna take a brief intro there. So, you control the music.
Play um play Palm Creek and then the that impromptu truth joint or do you guys want to hear the the the new intro music because I have that loaded too.
Want to hear the new intro music with Palm Creek?
>> Media. That's I got you. So, we'll go uh Palm Creek. Then we'll go back.
>> It's Back Roads Truth.
I see.
>> You do palm creek and then what? Uh thing in grafting woods, >> then we'll go Pal uh backwards truth.
Okay. Yeah.
>> So, what uh Palm Creek?
>> Yep. Pound Creek first.
>> Palm Creek and then what?
concrete back row truth and then no thing grafting words and then um backro truth.
>> Okay. All right everybody smoke my me got to take a quick uh quick uh uh intermission here and play some music.
So what we're going to do is play I'm take myself off the screen.
>> Oh yeah. All right. So we're going to drop off and you guys bump out some music.
Yep.
Down on pine creek road. Mud on my tires. Old cane poles bent by the campfire. Saw big prince by the bank.
Fresh in the clay hair on the limb line.
Made me back away. Mr. Don't laugh. I know what I saw. Tall as a pine with a bear trap jaw. He let out a call. Made the cattail shake. Then he slipped through the dark like a blacked out way.
Palm creek monster. Palm creek monster.
He lives where the cypress lean. Pret monster. Pret monster. You ain't been where I've been.
Daddy said, "Boy, keep your light low.
Some things in them woods ain't meant to show." Found a vent fish cage and a torn out food. Half of a beer can and a flirty footprint roof. Had a peep bin in the truck bed dust. Said if he wants that smoke, he can smell your rub. So I rolled on slow pass that split rail fence. Harden my throat and my knees all tense. Mr. Don't laugh. I know what I heard. A branch cracked loud, then a pitiful chirp. He took one step and the whole lane bow. Then he vanished clean in the night somehow. Concrete monster.
Concrete monster. He lives where the cypress lane. Concrete monster. Concrete monster. You ain't been where I've been.
Now the boys still talk at the bait shop door about a shadow in the reeds and a mark on shore. If you see two eyes in that mossy gloom, best keep your mouth SHUT AND YOU'LL PICK A ROOM. Pret Monster, you ain't been where I've been.
Concrete monster. Parkrete monster. Mud track legend and he ain't no joke.
Parkrete monster. Concrete monster.
Better mind that crease I smoke.
Rail yard lights were flickering in the fog along the tracks.
Old men drinking on the corner.
said the woods were staring back.
Something moving by the tree line.
Huge and pale against the night.
No damn head upon it shoulders.
Just a body built to fight.
There's a thing in grafting woods walking through the dark.
No eyes staring back at you.
But he knows just where you are.
There's a thing in grafting woods and it's breathing in the pines.
Every time the fog rolls in, you know it's close behind.
Paper said it weighed a thousand skin like something dragged from hell.
Train men swore across the tracks where the old cold shadows dwell.
Dogs won't bark when night falls heavy.
Wind just dies and goes still like the mountains holding breath while it climbs down from the hill.
There's a thing in grafting woods moving through the fall.
Every footstep shaking dirt like a hammer from a god.
There's a thing grasp in woods and it walks without a sound.
If you hear the branches snap, you better not turn around.
No face to fear, no eyes to see, and just a mountain of flesh where a head should be.
Old folks say the woods keep score. And some things crawl out from the cold black floor. Oh, there's a thing in grafting woods standing in the rain.
Tall as any night and twice as hard to explain.
There's a thing in grafting woods and it's wandering again.
If you see it in the land and light, you won't make it home, my friend.
And the fog keeps rolling through the hills like it's hiding something big.
Mhm.
Mhm.
I took route two after dark. Pass the scrub in the cedar bar.
Moss on the fence, mud on the rim. Some kept peeping back at him. Old gas station. One weak bull. Man at the counter just went mood don't go past him. Then he crossed himself, drank his beer. I laugh like no I don't scare but my neck went cold in the air seen two red dots in the pines like a devil had learned to find that crowd feel that shame boost too loud for your own sake >> DEVIL >> TAKE YOUR name back >> devil >> on the old track >> devil Hear me sing. I've been scared by a lot of things.
>> Jersey devil.
>> Wind in the tree.
>> Jersey devil >> down on one knee.
>> JERSEY DEVIL.
>> DON'T COME CLOSE. I can hear you in the brush and a bone.
>> Jersey devil.
>> Mama said, "Boy, keep your prayer."
Grandma kept soft by the stone co with a G till the night went black on the skin. I saw a shape on a frozen bog.
Long tail swaying like a snapped off log. Big as a truck, mean as sin. Teeth like nails in a rusty tin. It leaned in quick then it was gone. Left me shivering ALL NIGHT LONG. BACK ROADS KNOW WHAT MEN WON'T SAY. SOME things live where THE LIFE WON'T STAY. HEAR THAT CRY.
Feel that shake.
Roots move slow then they break.
>> JERSEY DEVIL.
>> TAKE YOUR NAME BACK.
>> Jersey devil >> on the old track.
>> Jersey devil.
>> Hear me sing. I've been scared by a lot of things.
>> Jersey devil.
>> Wind in the tree.
>> Jersey devil.
>> Down on one knee.
>> JERSEY DEVIL. DON'T COME CLOSE. I can hear you in a brush in a bone.
>> Just a devil.
>> If you see my truck in the M, tell my mama I fought that fire. Tell the town I ain't been broke, just wrestling smoke with a crooked joke. And if that cry cuts through the dark, let it pass.
Don't feed that spark. I made my peace with the devil's plan. But I still got grit in my left hand.
>> JERSEY DEVIL.
>> TAKE YOUR NAME BACK.
>> Jersey devil >> on the old track.
>> Jersey devil.
>> Hear me sing. I've been scared by a lot of things.
>> Jersey.
>> Wind in the tree.
>> Jersey devil.
>> Down on one knee.
>> Jersey devil.
>> Don't come close. I can hear you in a sh Pulled up past the bait shop sign my light red in the screen glow mine. Old time I said boy you asked too much. I said truth got teeth and I'm here to touch. We heard chains on a dead end road. Saw two eyes where the cornrows hold. One girl swore she felt a cold hand. One man said he saw a black dog stand. I don't blowboards creep. I don't laugh when a witness speaks. Tape rolls on. Let the stories fly. IF IT'S OUT THERE, I WANT TO KNOW WHY.
An impromptu truth. Say it loud. Say it true.
An impromptu truth.
Out here in the backwoods ghost and lights in the field crypted alien seal and impromptu truth.
We tell it like it is.
Got a truck stop preacher on line one.
Said he saw shadow block the sun. Got a deer hunt still wide as chalks. Where's a silver shape cut through the stalks?
Mama of three with a tear streak face at a nursery rock with strangers pace and a county man with a folded grin. Won't say much but he wants back in. Boots on wood and a steady hand. Every broken soul got a bur stand. If the knot got a name, let it ring. I'M JUST A BOY WITH A CORD AND string and impromptu truth. Say loud say true and impromptu truth.
Out here in the backwoods ghosting lots in the field. Crypted seal an impromptu truth.
We tell it like it is.
When the moon sits low and the road runs thin, you hear that night from a place within. Some chase fame. Some chase the proof. I chase the voice BEHIND THE ROOF. IF they lie, then the lie won't last. IF THEY'RE REAL, THEN THE REAL COMES FAST.
An impromptu truth. Say lie. Say true truth.
It ain't about to truth.
Out here in the backwoods posting lights in the field. Crypted seal to true.
We tell you like it is and we are back folks. What's going on?
Enjoyed your little break there.
What do you So Bryce?
>> Yo, can you hear me?
>> Yeah, we got you. So Bryce, what do you think of this one? What do you think of that song, bro?
>> Dude, [ __ ] love it, man. That's some badass [ __ ] right there, boy. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
>> Yep. That's for you specifically. So, get your channel started, man. If I get in there right now, get your channel started. You got your You got your intro music right there.
>> Hit me up.
>> That's right.
>> Yeah. You're gonna have to uh give me some like Streamyard lessons and [ __ ] like that because I ain't got a [ __ ] clue how to use this [ __ ] >> I got you. It ain't that hard.
>> No, that's not really not. I got you though. But um >> yeah, you got rid of the bubblies.
>> Yeah, for the most part. I ran to Walmart and got some [ __ ] uh ant acids and [ __ ] like that.
>> [ __ ] heartburn out of this world. And then my stomach started messing up and I'm like, awesome.
This is 41 people. That's all I can say.
>> [ __ ] bro. picture will be funny.
>> That's what you get for sitting on a forklift all day.
>> I know. Damn it.
>> Oh [ __ ] dudes. I'm [ __ ] doing that [ __ ] uh public speaking thing June 20th and I'm like nervous as [ __ ] because they've got me [ __ ] headlining.
Like I'm literally going after Chad Lewis, my favorite author. I'm literally going after him and I'm like what? But then they're showing the documentary right after that. So I assume that's really the only reason why.
>> Dude, don't worry.
>> Just turn it into a Q& A.
>> That's pretty much what I'm going to do.
I'm just going to, you know, tell my encounters and like tell grandma's story and all that stuff and uh then ask for any questions cuz I'm going to I'm going to be like I don't have a PowerPoint set up because the documentary is coming on right after I'm done talking and all the evidence is there. Which reminds me, I still got to send you guys a copy. So, give me your addresses.
>> Oh, uh I'll give you >> Well, that includes you.
>> No, no.
>> Yeah, give me the new address. Yeah, but uh what what Miss Lee say? Another winner. Truth and impromptu truth. Say loud say true. Yep.
I see. I I like that one. Plus, like if you're listening to it in like say uh car or something, that shit's got some knock.
And so does that uh um >> so does the uh the Pawn Creek Monster one.
>> I really like the way that one came out.
that.
>> So, what happened with that one is, right, I I plan my, like I said, I'm doing my my I'm doing them with AI because for one reason, >> YouTube's [ __ ] ass can't strike me for it because it's my generated music, >> right? So, >> for because we're not getting paid for this [ __ ] anyway. [ __ ] YouTube.
>> It doesn't matter. I don't want the I don't want people I don't want them [ __ ] sending me emails. Oh, we can't monetize you. I don't need your email cuz it's my music. I created it. Thank you very much. Well, I didn't create it, but I came up with the prompts for it.
So, the per first one I came up with for Punk, it it gave me a song about a uh something like like a lot like a swamp monster, like a Nessie or uh Ogo Pogo type deal, which that one sounds all right, too. But I was like, nah, that's not what I'm looking for. So, I real got real specific with it. And then boom, that's where you got the the pawn creek monster.
>> Hell yeah. That's awesome.
>> All right, I got to quit talking for a minute cuz my youngest is asleep.
>> No problem. No problem. I'm sure mine is up floating around on his tablet.
[ __ ] Julian.
>> Yeah.
>> Yep. Wedge. wife said you'll do frame on >> do the old um do the old adage picture everybody naked might be a little disturbing with some of the crypted fans that are out there but just know you don't want to see that don't think of everybody look dressed up as Buffalo Bill dancing to certain music >> goodbye forces.
>> Oh man. Um, now I think I'm just going to picture everybody's YouTube names that way. It's like I'm just doing a podcast.
>> Visualize visualize their [ __ ] YouTube tag over their head.
>> Yeah, exactly.
>> Oh [ __ ] Well, guys, I'm back home now.
I got to hop off for a minute and get some stuff put up and I'll hop back in in a little bit. Okay.
All right.
>> All right. No problem.
>> All right.
>> Bye.
>> It'll feel a little awkward at for the first couple of minutes. It'll feel a little weird for the first couple minutes, but then once you just get once you get into it, you'll get you'll start feeling a little more comfortable and you'll start like [ __ ] will start coming out.
Oh, you do you playing along with the with the song uh G music? What's Dude, I really like that [ __ ] baby. Like uh I know people are like, "Oh, but you know what?
If you don't if people you don't have to like it. Some people like it, some people don't." I think I think I think I'm coming up with some stuff you guys like. I got uh whatever. I got one. Um what the [ __ ] is all It's in my phone.
Let me see what it's called. I forgot what it was called. Like I got >> like the crazy part is with some of these artists, they make a lot of money.
Where they make their money is out on tour. They don't make their money off album sales.
>> No.
>> Like we're going >> Go ahead. Sorry.
>> A lot of their money comes from like their concerts and [ __ ] like that. Why do you think the new uh who who who [ __ ] touring this summer? I think it's like Chris Brown and who who Chris Brown and Huster >> and they're talking like [ __ ] starting prices for tickets is $2,500.
I wish I would.
>> I wish I would.
>> Jesus said, "Bryce, please don't take us into the shitter." Bryce said, "I'm still listening. Just putting things that's one ticket.
All right. So, next >> like that's [ __ ] crazy.
>> Next Saturday we're going to see Hardy at best.
>> That's his Saturday coming up. That's That's That is this week.
>> No. Well, well, it's Sunday now, so technically. Yeah. Well, we're getting Well, it's still Saturday, so I'm next Saturday. Bass, we're going to go see We're going to go see Hardy. So, we looking up the um like looking up hoodies and [ __ ] dude.
$90 for a hoodie.
>> I'm not paying that. I'm wearing my own hoodie, bro.
>> $90 for a [ __ ] hoodie. I was like, "Wow."
>> And then they then they don't they don't even ship until like the 27th. It just bugged out.
>> And the concert like the next week.
>> That [ __ ] is loud.
$9 for a hoodie. It better be like those Milwaukee hoodies.
>> I'm telling you, >> that [ __ ] better be thick >> with a heater or a cooler, >> dude. I'm telling you, I better be able to wear that [ __ ] at 5:30 in the morning while I'm going fishing.
>> That [ __ ] That [ __ ] better be thick.
>> Like I I have uh one of my You know, I did the math on my hoodies. This is random talk with everybody. You know, I personally own upwards of 35 hoodies.
>> I probably own like 12.
>> Like, yo, people think I'm [ __ ] crazy. Like, people think I'm crazy because I wear hoodies in the summer when it's like 95 degrees out.
>> Yeah, but see that that doesn't make a difference cuz you're wearing a white beater underneath the hoodie.
>> No, I'm not.
>> T-shirt. No, no. I'm wearing a t-shirt and a white beater. Sometimes two hoodies.
>> Your name is >> just cold nature.
>> Dude, listen.
>> Uh Dave line that is >> I keep telling people listen like right now I'm sitting here in this hoodie. You see where my hands are and I'm in my house. I listen I keep telling people why you wearing a hoodie and it's like 95 degrees. Because I get cold super easily. Want to know why I get cold super easily? Because I don't weigh 280 lbs anymore.
I don't I'm like [ __ ] 200 lb. So I get cold super easily. Plus some people think I'm what is it? Anemic or some [ __ ] like that. I've never been tested for it. But I get cold very very easily.
>> I'm wearing a hoodie right now too and I'm I'm 216.
I'm freezing at like uh what day we went actually interesting. Have you guys heard of the uh banana ball?
What the [ __ ] Um the banana players.
>> Uh uh the >> Savannah Bananas.
>> Yeah, the Savannah Bananas. Have you guys heard of them?
>> They're like the uh Yeah, they're like the the Harlem Gold Trouters of baseball.
Oh. Oh, yeah. Um, hold up, hold up. We got to go back to this real quick.
Uh, one day you wore five hoodie. Yes, one day I did wear one day I actually had on five five hoodies and a [ __ ] winter coat.
Like I'll wear my winter coat in I I'm surprised I haven't worn my winter coat yet still in May. You know how pissed off I was earlier that I had to wear to work.
>> Miss Miss Arleene's got one of the hoodies. Miss Arleene has one. I think Bryce had one.
Uh >> Adam Jensen.
>> Jens.
>> Uh >> yeah.
But you know what? Cuz I want to we're going to start doing I want to do another design. I got a bunch of designs putting but you if you guys see what's up here in this right hand corner of the screen.
Um like I said it's been five years of an impromptu truth and I'm thinking about like doing some hoodie designs again and actually like cuz my wife just got like a a press a t-shirt heat press and all that other stuff like that so we start cranking stuff out. So, thinking about starting making up starting uh the hoodie designs and stuff. And this one right here says uh it's an impromptu truth established 2021 unscripted immersed with the with the design in the middle and that [ __ ] will go right on the back. So, I'm thinking about that. Thinking about doing that and I got a bunch of other designs I can put uh um got for um for hoodies and shirt stuff. But yeah, but that one. Yeah, that's the the that's the one I want to do right there up in the corner.
65169 67.
All right, so on to the next subject.
So, I I actually am excited to move into this new house because I have people come over and sit down and do the [ __ ] interviews now. We don't have to say do live streams like that.
So, if Will cut was it like coming down be like, "Yo, Will cut by the house."
But I would have to figure out where in hell I would put the camera to get everybody.
I'm still working on that. I'm still working on that. But soon we'll be in another new actually be able to see >> upper upper corner of a room upper corner.
>> Up in a up in the far corner.
>> Yeah. Up in a corner >> or like up in a corner like in front like this. So like if I'm still fa if I'm facing my desk, you can still see me. But if like I'm doing it like for interviewing, you can see the guest and just like the back of my head or something like that.
Yeah, I think you got the um >> I'd have to look at the room laugh one I think my wife designed.
>> But yeah, I I got some designs and I got I have more free time now, guys. Oh, and I'm letting you know that when um Dylan comes on and he starts talking about flat earth, I'm not coming on that episode.
>> Listen, hold up.
>> I'm not putting my hand in the ground right now.
I am not coming on. You can have him over. You could do the show.
>> YouTube, too. I'm not doing this [ __ ] >> Listen, hold up. Hold on.
He annoys the [ __ ] out of me.
>> No, listen. I'm gonna stop you.
>> I'm not doing it.
>> I'm gonna I'm gonna stop you there.
>> I'm going to stop you there. What did I What have I said?
What have I been saying?
>> Yes. It's like a [ __ ] with pivots.
>> No, I I'm not even talking about that.
It's all a puzzle, right?
some. Now, yes, some of this some of the flat earth stuff, okay, I'll give it that. But there's tidbits in that, little nuggets in that that point to other things.
You know what I mean? So, you just you can't just exclude something because you're not into it.
Do you get what I'm saying? You can't do that because if you do that, like I said, you're not getting the full story.
All right. Now, let's let's branch into this for >> I believe more I believe more in hollow earth than I do flower.
>> Well, let let let's br let's branch into this for half a minute or so. Right. So, we're I'm going I'm going outside of the whole Earth thing and I'm looking at the I don't know if you guys ever saw the like maps that they claim are is what the Earth really looks like and it has like the land of the giants here and like uh uh uh the [ __ ] custodian lands here and stuff. I I had borrowed a book from a friend that had one of these maps on it.
Now look, I'm looking at it this way. I'm not saying I believe Earth's flat. I'm looking at the whole map thing from a perspective.
They say these things are here, right? I'm now going talking about UAPs.
UAPs that they're mo majority of them are what?
Transmedian objects meaning they can go sky, they can go in the sky, they can go in water, traverse whatever. Right? Now, the theory in the the flat earth thing is that these are there are other realms surrounding us, right? And they're they're laid out just like us, but there there's other beings in these realms.
Now, like I said, you can't you can't just take you can't just dismiss this because they say these UAPs are coming from underneath a lot of them are coming from under the ocean, right? What did they say? What did they what did Fox News just say?
Four types of beings.
Human humans, reptilians, grays, and insectoids.
Right. That's what they just said.
That's that's what the mainstream media is talking about now. And they they say that these things are coming from underneath the water.
If you're looking at it, if you're looking at that that map, it it does leave leave a little nugget there saying these things could be traversing through the water from these other [ __ ] spots that are supposedly in the flat earth uh in the flat earth layout.
Do you get what I'm saying? Mhm.
>> They might be able to with the technology they have, they might be able to break whatever the [ __ ] is or transverse trans like transverse over to say here.
Not saying that the whole not saying that shit's it is what it is. But it it you can't dismiss it when they say these things traverse through I mean when they say these things traverse the water and then you look at this map and it's like oh they say that this the the land of custodians are here the the reptilian lands are here and the lands of Olympus here.
Where do you think all the so where do you think all these [ __ ] god stories of these old gods came from? They might have been beings that are coming from these other spots.
And and it might not be other spots. It might be interdimensional like they've also mentioned before cuz it dimension one's here. The next dimension that contains a bunch of [ __ ] reptilians are right here. And a bunch of dimen dimension that contains a bunch of exectoids are right here. We don't know. They're not telling us the truth about any of this [ __ ] All, like I said before, and I'll say it again, all we can do is speculate about this [ __ ] We're never going to get the full truth. But like I said, you can't dismiss every you can't dismiss anything unless it's a flatout [ __ ] lie.
And you and and we know you you guys know what the [ __ ] what all these what their lies are. So you can't dismiss any of this [ __ ] What was Soul saying? You have to take it with a grain of salt.
>> Yep.
>> They getting it. Like I said, I'm not I don't I don't subscribe to flat earth. I subscribe to more of a golf ball theory and we're in a little divot and these other another beings another group of beings might be in another divot that that I don't know that that seems more plausible to me.
Uh Chuck said I'm with bass on flat earthers.
Uh, we question. Why did we fly north?
Why do we fly north to fly south? Uh, we kept LAX. Uh, I think you typing a little too fast. G Music. Uh, we left LAX, flew to Fairbanks, uh, Fairbanks, Alaska. Then we flew south to Tokyo. Uh, now how do you Now, how do Now, how did we do that [ __ ] Uh, it's because it's shorter to fly north. Yeah, it Like a lot of it makes no sense the [ __ ] that they do. Like like like I said, you can't dismiss any of it. It makes no sense. Like why the All right. So if it just some of the flight patterns of planes makes no sense. Why would you go here, right?
Go here and then here. But on a on a I don't like the model that they talk about. That shit's like a straight. It's it's a really weird [ __ ] thing.
I don't know. Just saying. You can't dismiss it. And with all the li with all the lies and [ __ ] we've been told about our actual reality anyway, who who's um who's to tell?
>> What's the robot sounding voice?
>> That's B.
>> Oh, >> but like didn't they release CIA documents saying that we live in a hologram?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they did.
So, like like I said, you can't dismiss any of this [ __ ] We're not being told any of it. So, all you can do is take it take it put that little nugget back here in the put that little nugget in the back of your brain and then keep it there until something else comes that coincides with that. Oh, my blue lights is going dim. Hold on a second.
Do you guys like the red? Hold on.
Fix my [ __ ] There we go. Right. [ __ ] All right.
Here we go.
>> Now your mic looks like a lava lamp, >> dude. And you know what? My um I meant to tell bastard [ __ ] My Yeti Blackout works in it again. It was the wire. I took this wire and plugged it into the blackout and the blackout turned right on.
>> I dude I told you it was the wire. You got to >> But >> I told you.
>> I like this.
>> So, I'm still using my Yeti Blackout, too. I'm not gonna lie. I I'm not gonna lie. I >> It's a good mic.
>> Hold on. Hold on. Hear me out. I kind of want to be I kind of want to cheat a little bit into one of these Tik Tok mics with the lights on it and just make it look good. But I'm like, dude, Yeti been going strong for a long time. I still got my first Yeti, >> not the other Yeti.
>> I've had this one for like a year or so, right? So, I had saw a few people uh like that do like YouTube that do commentary and [ __ ] on TikTok and they had these things. It was it's what the HyperX something. I was like, "All right." So, one day I was like scroll one day strolling through Walmart and I I always look like always look around and [ __ ] because you never know what you're going to see on clearance. You never know. I saw this [ __ ] I was like, "Oh, that's all right. It's pretty nice.
Plug and play USB USB lights up. It's got a stand." Yeah. How much is it? She was like, "What?" With tax came up to like 42 bucks. It's normally like a $120 microphone, something like that. I was like, "Oh, yeah. I'll take that."
I like it because my f If you, if you guys couldn't tell, if you guys can't, my favorite color is red. Hence the red lighting and it glows red.
And then not to mention my keyboard.
>> My keyboard [ __ ] goes my keyboard goes red when people talk.
>> It it varies, bro. I remember those uh those [ __ ] bright lime green, neon green shorts I had that I used to wear for swimming and basketball. He used to hate them shits.
I think that's where uh my my love for lime green went.
All right, hold on. I'm going to turn my mic off cuz I had to um crush one of these pills and I don't want to smash my guts.
>> All right. So, the Earth has to be larger than what we're told. If uh if not, how does Japan find thousands of new islands?
>> Yes.
Uh, like I said, like I said, >> what? Cuz All right, explain. All right, so we'll put it this way.
How many [ __ ] Astro How many quote unquote astronauts have there been in the last [ __ ] 15 to 20 years?
>> [ __ ] old man. S since the advent All right, I'll get even more specific with this question for you guys in chat.
Since the advent of cell phones with highdefin cameras, right?
How many astronauts have been there? How many astronauts have been in space?
>> I'm guess dozens. I'm just gonna say dozens. Oh, >> right. So, out of all of these astronauts that quote unquote could h that are streaming video from the ISS, from space shuttle, from [ __ ] whatever uh Bezos did um the recent the recent mission that they did around the moon, which was [ __ ] But all of these people with access to these highdefinition cameras, highde camera cell phones can't take the phone and can't take this [ __ ] and point that camera directly outside of directly out the window of whatever they're in and give us a give us a legitimate photo or shot of D.
Why is every damage pass? You have to mute yourself.
>> I've been doing the last day.
>> All right. So, why is it that they haven't uh given us any images, any HD images like that?
Why is it that every image seems to be [ __ ] CGI that comes out of NASA?
>> Actually, that's true. And then and then recently a rep recently this dude walked up on the the recent astronauts and was like, "Yo, why you guys lying about going to the moon?"
And the dude just looked at him like because we're all hip to the [ __ ] game. Two of the two of these quote unquote astronauts have film credits.
One dude was in one dude was in [ __ ] Fallout this first season, the black guy.
And then the woman, she has a film credit in um that Mad that Tom Hardy Mad Max movie.
Why Why have they not given us a HD camera uh a HD camera shot of just here?
This is what I'm going to do. I'm going to take this camera right here and I'm going to put it up to the [ __ ] glass so you guys can see what's out there.
Nobody's done that.
make it make sense.
They're lying about something.
Just saying.
And then the the the whole uh why we haven't been back. We don't have the technology to bring us back to. Get the [ __ ] out of here. There's more technology in this cell phone right here than there was on that [ __ ] on that [ __ ] battle that they sent those astronauts to uh to the moon.
And we haven't been able to um we haven't been able to send them back since what the 60s. The [ __ ] out of here.
They think we're all stupid.
It's fil It's filmed in Hollywood. It It's all It's filmed in sound all that shit's filmed in sound stages and deep water tanks.
The real question is why? So, I'm going to lay this out for you guys. I want you guys to answer this one for me. The real question is why lie? And why lie for so long now?
>> Got to get the money running rolling in somehow or another.
>> Well, check this out. Check this out.
In the early editions of in like the 1940 something editions of the encyclopedia, if you go in there and look at them, they talk about the earth being flat. They talk about [ __ ] there being a dome and everything like that.
Just saying.
It's it you can't discard any of this [ __ ] And I'll give you a subject. I'll give you a subject to look up. Sky Ice.
One of the weirdest [ __ ] things I've ever looked up.
But like I said, they they're they're learning about something.
So like, well, let's let's backtrack to the 60s, right? Backtrack to the Apollo missions.
If they I know there was I know there was the space race going on, right? So the question is we all Okay. All right. It's not a question. We all know what they were doing alongside the space program.
We all know what they were doing on on the side of NASA. They were developing they were developing the um the secret space program.
They were working out the kings how to build their own uh man-made man-made alien reproduction vehicles, right? So that's what they were doing alongside NASA. So while they were doing that, while they were doing that in secret, there was also the cold war going on with the Russians in this quote unquote space raid. So they had So the United States had to save face, right? So what did they do? They went and got one of the hottest directors in Hollywood, Stanley Kubri, who quote unquote on his who I say he on his deathbed quote unquote admitted to faking the [ __ ] landing.
Okay.
And then you see and then all the now when you look at it now, you can see all the evidence for it. None of it lines up. None of it. The boots the boots that were supposedly on the astronaut are not the same boots that not the same bootprints that were uh on the moon on the lunar surface. That's one. Two, it was Neil Armstrong was the first person on the moon, right? First person to step foot on the moon.
>> Oh, please. Oh, please let me do this.
Please. I'm Please let me do this. Uh, >> you want to say it? You want to say it?
You want burst bubble? Go ahead. No.
I was going to play the audio from uh your goofy uncle.
>> All right. Well, well, one second. One second. So, Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon, >> right?
>> Give me one second with that because now there is a conspiracy theory out there that the guys that escaped from Alcatraz was Buzz Aldron and the original guys who stepped on the moon.
>> I heard that.
>> Did you see that [ __ ] yet? I heard that.
That's bugged out.
>> And also another one is that uh Tim Timothy McVey, the Oklahoma City bomber, worked for the FBI and they have photos like this [ __ ] as well.
>> He there's apparently pictures of him at that first Trump assassination.
But >> I'm just saying. I'm just saying sometimes you have to point out you have to point out [ __ ] that's right and obvious.
>> All right. So now hear me out on this.
Now check this out.
Neil Armstrong's the first person to step foot on the moon. Right.
Who the [ __ ] recorded him stepping out on the moon?
>> Yes. Yes.
Exactly.
>> Who the [ __ ] was there? Who the [ __ ] put the cameras there? How were they able to launch off the moon with no infrastructure? Please, can we play this goofy uncle [ __ ] >> Who who was there? He cuz he obviously wasn't the first person on step foot on the moon surface. And there from what I'm told and what I've read and looked at, there were no cameras on that [ __ ] that that would have put that angle on him stepping down.
And the other guy was up in the the other guy was up in the pod in space.
So who filmed who filmed Neil Armstrong stepping out onto the moon quotequote saying one one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind?
>> Not only that, how' they get the damn uh Moonlander, the little truck they run around on.
How'd he get there?
>> The moon rover. because it was already there.
>> I believe all that [ __ ] was ruse and the the the Hold on. All right. Hold on. I gota I gotta fix my glasses real quick.
>> Yeah, Mr. G. That's that's that's the dark web and then that's the dark web and then there's another one after that.
>> All right. So, I believe that all that [ __ ] was ru.
There's no way that any any country on this planet had the technology to get up to the moon at that time.
But what I do believe happened is when we sent that uh I don't even want to say a missile. They sent some [ __ ] up to the moon and it came back.
I do believe that. I do believe that was real. They said it was one of They said it was one of the They said it was one of the rocket boosters. They had set They said they had set seismic graphs on the lunar surface. And when they lifted off, they dropped a uh one of the lunar boosters on back down onto the surface and the moon pinged hollow for hours.
That that's what they say. that type that type stuff I believe I believe the secret space program went is has been up on the moon. I don't don't think Buzz Austron and all them went up there >> because when you when they get asked about this [ __ ] they get visibly sick.
>> Buzz Alden Buzz Aldrin punched the dude in the face.
>> They get visibly sick.
>> Yeah. Buzz uh Buzz Aldren punched the dude in in the face. Uh uh who was it?
Um another one of them dudes uh threatened uh I want to get it accurate. They were doing an interview in the man's house and he brought up the whole like bubble eye the interviewer guy brought up the whole bubble island lens and actually got to swear on a Bible that he actually went up there. I think it was Edgar Mitchell he was talking to and um the Edgar Mitchell kicked the dude the dude kicked him out of the house and then you could hear in audio the guy Sunny's like yo you want to call the CIA and have him whacked like this just saying why why don't >> what just recently Hold on all right think about what just recently happened right >> who just Was that the CIA that invaded a agency and took a bunch of files that they weren't supposed to take about UFO and aliens aliens and [ __ ] like that?
>> Hold on. No, listen. They took they went and the CIA went into post American crown.
>> The C the I don't know if you guys heard this [ __ ] I posted it. The central intell central intelligence agency officers went into the office of depart the official office the department of naval intelligence ODNI whatever the hell that stands for and took files that dealt with uh the JFK assassination and MK Ultra and some and some UF UFO files.
Yeah. Tulsi Gabard office.
What?
>> DNI um Department of National Intelligence.
>> Like what?
>> That That's what we're living in, people. The CIA went and took documents >> that they're like they're like, "Nah, [ __ ] that. You guys can't have this stuff. We need that back."
You know, like it's crazy.
>> Thing is, who gave the CIA the authority to do that to the Navy?
>> Nobody.
Exactly. Listen, >> CI the CIA is not supposed to operate on United States grounds like that. You're an overseas organization.
So, um the the lead representative uh what the hell is her name? Luna.
So, her and um Busher uh Berserk whatever can't I forgot exactly what his name is, but um they've both said like they've requests that they've put in have been haven't been blocked by the intelligence like council. They've been blocked by the intelligence community like the [ __ ] that work in the [ __ ] that work in the agencies.
They're like, "No, we're not giving you this stuff. No, you have no like what?
You can't you can't say that.
But then again, there's we all know there's been a another level operating in this country for quite some time.
>> Dude, have you seen the videos that's been going on with um >> Well, hold up. What?
>> Tulsi? Are you serious, Arene? I got to look that up. Tulsi's husband all of a sudden got a rare form of cancer and she resigned today.
>> Dude, you see what happened to Kyle Bush?
I'm not saying it's connected, but he went down fast.
>> H >> what?
>> Did you say the uh >> they went and faked it?
>> Crap. I can't think his name driver didn't go real. J [ __ ] woke up.
You said walk cut.
>> The other race car driver is talking about it and he said if you listen to Kyle's last race, he called for a doctor to come bring him a shot.
>> So, he was already going through some [ __ ] Yeah, I I seen earlier they they were talking about he had a race car driver's name >> like I'm I've had that [ __ ] pneumonia and sepsis.
Thank god I made out of that [ __ ] but that [ __ ] will take you out immediately depending how bad you Yeah. Um, yeah, they're not Dude, I heard that it was like around um it it was either last week or the week before where that whole CIA came in and they took all those and and they told them like, "Yo, listen.
With everything you took out of this office, you have you better bring it back.
>> You got 24 hours. Bring it back.
>> You have Yep. You better bring it back.
And it better not be redacted. The Everything better be in line the way you took it out of this office because technically the CIA is not supposed to operate on US soil.
That's why they have the CIFA, Central Intelligence Field Office. Not a lot of people know about that Bush.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. But you're not even Even so, you're not supposed to go in and snatch anything from the ANI.
supposed to be expected to be just getting in damn office and nobody said anything or even like stopped them >> or Yeah, you're right. You just got a you got a bunch of chumps sitting at door like yo. Okay, last couple of fake who All right, hear me out on this.
Who's even to say that these guys worked for RCIA? He might have just came in and flashed a couple of fake badges. That [ __ ] is more than capable nowadays and they just grab the information and ran >> cuz there has been no updates about that [ __ ] since it happened.
>> Yeah. Did have they have they um returned did what? There was no info about if they returned them or not.
>> I I've seen nothing. And dude, in the morning I freaking scroll through TikTok. I got all that [ __ ] in my FYP now that I mentioned it right now. It's probably going to change in the morning, but all that [ __ ] is in my FP and I haven't seen anything about that.
Nothing.
Sorry.
Well, you know, I think we're going to end this one for tonight. Uh, we going bass. You want to do one Monday morning?
Monday night bass.
>> Um, it depends on what time cuz dude, I get out of work at 3:00 and I plan on being on the lake fishing by like 3:30, 3:45.
>> Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Okay. So, we will be back in like a day or two, ladies and gentlemen. But thank you again for joining us on the season premiere of an impromptu truth. I hope you guys enjoyed it. Hope you guys enjoyed vibing out to the music. Uh there will be a lot more of that to come. Um if you want uh G Music, send me you got a Facebook message, send me your uh your phone number so I can send you the link to those songs. Um what else is there?
No. Well, not enough really. Uh hope you guys enjoyed the show. Uh stay safe out there. Uh happy Memorial Day. Uh thank you to all the ladies and gentlemen who have served this country and lost their lives. We we honor you. Thank you.
Appreciate you. Um and I guess we'll just see on the next one, ladies and gentlemen. I haven't changed the outro music yet, but I'll get to it.
All right. Guys going to say bye or what? [ __ ] clamming up.
>> Have a good night.
>> Have a good night, man. Dude, I'm the one that I'm [ __ ] starving. I haven't eaten anything all day.
>> All right. Good night, everybody.
>> Good night.
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