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追加: 2026-05-16

[00:00:00]playing KSP. This was the best decision I've ever made. Jeb, Bill, Bob, we're going to space. I want to demonstrate how to go to the moon because I'm a KSP pro. I'm probably the best player. I'm the most reliable source of info. We're going to land on the moon.

[00:00:25]This big old juicy rocket.

[00:00:29]That's the station.

[00:00:31]Yeah.

[00:00:37]I'm not going to Let's just save this.

[00:00:40]Watch them.

[00:00:41]They're all going to die.

[00:00:43]I wonder if my microphone's going to pick up the amount of button mashing I'm about to do.

[00:00:47]All right.

[00:00:49]Uh Jeb, Bill, Bob, prepare to be sent.

[00:01:08]All right. Now we can go full throttle.

[00:01:14]All right.

[00:01:16]Now we are going to go to the moon.

[00:01:22]Look at it.

[00:01:23]Look at that.

[00:01:25]Look at how Look at how beautiful this is.

[00:01:29]What are we doing?

[00:01:31]We're piercing through the atmosphere right now.

[00:01:35]Let's cut off the engines. Let's just coast to um apoapsis.

[00:01:43]That's what it's called.

[00:01:45]I'm I'm a professional.

[00:01:50]Uh we're going to keep this resources tab open.

[00:01:56]Yep.

[00:01:59]All right. yeah. Yeah, man.

[00:02:02]Doing this. Totally tubular.

[00:02:06]This is way past radical.

[00:02:10]All right.

[00:02:17]I think we could get it. I think we still do that.

[00:02:20]We used to do this do this mission, man.

[00:02:22]Don't worry.

[00:02:25]Just do the do the mission, man.

[00:02:39]Way past radical, man. We're We're going to space, man.

[00:02:44]All right.

[00:02:45]You're in space. This small vessel is supposed to S3000.

[00:02:52]Th- This is has enough to probably get the Duna.

[00:02:56]That was my phone. Where's my phone? Oh, there's my phone. How How is it there? I didn't put it there. And um green bean launcher.

[00:03:04]Yeah, I've done some little off-camera mining.

[00:03:09]All right. What way is it even going?

[00:03:14]Okay, it's going that way.

[00:03:17]What I want to do is go at do the burn at periapsis.

[00:03:22]So, we save fuel.

[00:03:24]Not that we need to save fuel anyway. I mean, we're trying to destroy the environment. That's a That's a >> [snorts] >> That would send us out of the solar system. So, we better we better lock in on this burn. We better make sure we don't freak up, guys.

[00:03:43]We're nowhere near close to this burn.

[00:03:58]>> Let's give you all Let's get a little closer.

[00:04:02]Yeah, that's about close enough. We we could still get home if we still have a free return trajectory, bro. Although, if we ran out of fuel, yeah, we're definitely going to need like a rendezvous mission, but I don't have the brain capacity to do that.

[00:04:16]So, we're going to time warp to right here.

[00:04:20]All right, we're going to want to point retrograde here.

[00:04:31]This Wait, let's just check out the landing gear.

[00:04:35]Can we land?

[00:04:40]There is little to no room to spare. You can use planets to like um get out of the solar system.

[00:04:54]>> [music] >> All right.

[00:05:01]Um yeah, fine.

[00:05:06]All right, don't we have a lander here?

[00:05:10]Lander landed.

[00:05:14]That was um They're not a base. Um they just got stuck there. I'm going to be honest.

[00:05:21]Just going to orbit in and then we're going to warp here.

[00:05:28]Going to like point retrograde here.

[00:05:30]Now, what is retrograde? Retrograde is the opposite direction of momentum. So, this means prograde is the direction of your momentum.

[00:05:43]What's the what's the You have got to have a collision course now.

[00:05:56]Let's just warp down there.

[00:06:01]Jeb is having a fantastic time.

[00:06:05]I can just literally just let them crash.

[00:06:08]Wait, this is actually a great place to land.

[00:06:18]Try and kill the horizontal speed.

[00:06:20]Uh I'm taking manual control here.

[00:06:23]But we're cutting the horizontal speed.

[00:06:29]Now let's point point retrograde again.

[00:06:36]>> [music] >> We we definitely want to land.

[00:06:42]No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:06:43]>> [laughter] >> Oh, no.

[00:06:49]Land gently.

[00:06:54]Houston, we have landed.

[00:07:01]All right.

[00:07:03]All right. All right.

[00:07:06]All right.

[00:07:07]Got to plant a little flag here.

[00:07:09]Planting a little flag right here.

[00:07:11]All right.

[00:07:18]Uh moon isn't cheese.

[00:07:27]All hail Jeb.

[00:07:37]>> [screaming] >> How high does it take to kill Jeb?

[00:07:40]Time to find out.

[00:07:43]Let's go about a 100.

[00:07:48]Let's add a little like pressure onto it, too.

[00:07:52]All right. Yeah, Jeff is probably going to die. Jeff, I'm sorry.

[00:07:55]Jeff, I don't know how fast I don't know I'm sorry.

[00:08:00]Oh my god. How would Vince Jeff might just be in >> [music] [music] [music]