The Ultimate Dumb Ways to Die Food Compilation: Stay Safe!

Added: 2026-05-27

[00:00:03]Set fire to your hair.

[00:00:07]Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.

[00:00:11]Eat medicine [music] that's out of date. Use your private parts [singing and music] as piranha bait.

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[00:00:35]Get your toast out with a fork.

[00:00:39]Do your own [singing] electrical work.

[00:00:43]Teach yourself how to fly.

[00:00:46]Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie.

[00:00:51]Dumb ways to die.

[00:00:54]So many [music and singing] dumb ways to die.

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[00:01:05]Invite a psycho killer inside.

[00:01:09]Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride.

[00:01:13]Take your helmet off in outer space. Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.

[00:01:21]Dumb ways to [music and singing] die.

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[00:01:35]Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.

[00:01:39]Sell both your kidneys on the internet.

[00:01:43]Eat a tube of super glue.

[00:01:47]I wonder, what's this red button do?

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[00:01:58]Dumb [singing] ways [music] to die.

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[00:02:08]Dress up like a moose during hunting season.

[00:02:14]Disturb [snorts] a nest of wasps for no good reason.

[00:02:20]Stand on the edge of a train station platform. Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing.

[00:02:28]Run across the tracks to get to the platform.

[00:02:32]They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly the dumbest dumbest ways to die.

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