Borat (2006) | The Bear Alternative – One Denied Gun, One Very Unusual Bodyguard 🐻🔫👳‍♂️

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]What is the best gun to defend from a Jew?

[00:00:04]>> I would uh recommend either a 9 mm or a 45.

[00:00:10]>> Very nice. Wawa wa.

[00:00:14]>> Yes.

[00:00:14]>> Come on and make my day. Jew.

[00:00:17]>> But he would not sell me gun since I'm not American.

[00:00:21]>> So I look for other protection.

[00:00:24]What type of dog is this? This is a tortoise. Is this a cat in a hat?

[00:00:31]>> No.

[00:00:31]>> No, it's a tortoise and a shell.

[00:00:33]>> I need the animal for protection.

[00:00:36]>> What you have for me?