I Changed This One Setting And Started Hitting EVERYTHING

Added: 2026-05-30

[00:00:00]If I lose this game, I'll gift a sub to a non-sub in my purple app.

[00:00:05]If I lose.

[00:00:07]And we're playing dribbles. I know this guy. E-Rod on the mound. Oh, boy.

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[00:00:29]Costa wasn't here earlier.

[00:00:30]Costa's [ __ ] obsessed with Alissa Leo.

[00:00:37]Let's get old lord.

[00:00:41]Good eye. I am David. Yes, sir, we are.

[00:00:43]Links in the bio, baby.

[00:00:48]Good eye.

[00:00:49]Good eye.

[00:00:50]Everyone start gambling in the purple app.

[00:00:55]Bro, else I'm not eating your ass.

[00:00:57]Wait, I'm kind of seeing the ball well with E-Rod though here.

[00:01:03]Ish.

[00:01:08]That's the great HE THROWS A DOT ON A 3-2. ONE OF THE GREATEST PITCH EVER.

[00:01:15][ __ ] Unreal pitch.

[00:01:20]Absolutely unreal pitch.

[00:01:23]Yeah, literally just the writing Calvin.

[00:01:25]I I think it's a glitch, but who knows at this point.

[00:01:29]Who knows at this point?

[00:01:31]There you go. Yep. Bet against me today, guys. Bet against me today.

[00:01:36]Bet against me today.

[00:01:38]That's good timing, but I think my PCI was off of it.

[00:01:46]Am I Am I ass? I mean, I I'm just getting STARED EVERY PITCH.

[00:01:54]LIKE ALL OF PITCHES don't even look remotely close to being a strike and they just are every time.

[00:02:00]I'm like, dude.

[00:02:03]Like that's a strike. That's literally a strike, by the way.

[00:02:07]I mean, dude. I hate the strike zone. I hate it.

[00:02:12]I I I wish this strike zone would die in a heaping wildfire.

[00:02:17]I mean, dude. I liked it at first.

[00:02:20]The more I play it, oh my god. I I want to take brass knuckles to my [ __ ] face. So, when it's so small like that, it just doesn't look like >> [snorts] >> they're going to be a strike, but they are usually.

[00:02:34]Excuse you, Kelvin.

[00:02:38]I really am, Mac. Don't it's bad.

[00:02:41]I don't know why.

[00:02:43]I don't know what I'm doing differently.

[00:02:44]I'm not doing nothing differently, I feel like.

[00:02:47]Some days I just hop on and it's like, dude, I can't hit the ball. Today's one of those days.

[00:02:53]Happens to the best, man. It happens to the best of us.

[00:02:56]Sucks, but itchy on my hand.

[00:03:06]On the man.

[00:03:11]Black bat says, I might have to bring that back. I'm not going to lie.

[00:03:15]Black bat might make its return this game. Cannot lie to you.

[00:03:21]Black bat says is kind of nutty.

[00:03:24]He might have to be brought out.

[00:03:26]And he's only brought out when I'm in a slump.

[00:03:29]That's a nut swing.

[00:03:31]He might be No, he's out.

[00:03:35]So, I'm saying, D, it's either like a dot like this, perfectly dotted, or it's like way out of the zone.

[00:03:42]No in between.

[00:03:44]It's actually criminal.

[00:03:47]It sucks, bro. Like I don't know. I'm not a fan of the strike zone.

[00:03:53]Like on the old strike zone, that ball is in the entire zone almost.

[00:04:00]Understand, understand, understand.

[00:04:10]That ball, I kid you not, nearly hit that [ __ ] Can I see where this ball ended up?

[00:04:18]Any day now?

[00:04:22]That was touching the zone? That is not where I wanted that. That's unfortunate.

[00:04:27]That looked so much farther inside than I thought. Damn.

[00:04:31]That's ass.

[00:04:33]That's down the middle and he whiffed.

[00:04:36]Best pitch in the game right there, case you're wondering.

[00:04:40]Fastball down the middle, I swear to god it actually might be the best pitch in the game cuz you don't expect it.

[00:04:46]I just randomly awesome slide [ __ ] That's why you put Ellie at shortstop.

[00:05:05]That play right [ __ ] there. No other shortstop makes that play but Ellie.

[00:05:11]Oh my god, a hit. Never mind.

[00:05:14]His Ellie just glitched. HIS ELLIE JUST GLITCHED. [screaming] WHAT THE HELL?

[00:05:20]WHY CAN'T I GET A HIT?

[00:05:25]I LITERALLY CAN'T GET A HIT. This is hell. This is hell.

[00:05:28]Easy with the foul ball, baby.

[00:05:32]And then I get launch angled, and then I get launch angled, and then I get launch angled. Oh my god, I'm going to crash out. Never mind, it's off the wall. I'm complaining for zero reason.

[00:05:40]That should have been a home run, though. Oh my god.

[00:05:43]What is happening?

[00:05:45]And then I don't want to hear the rest of that song. All right, [ __ ] you, McDonald's.

[00:05:50]Bro, it's crazy, D. It's wild. It is wild.

[00:05:55]I appreciate you, Xander. Have a good night, baby.

[00:05:58]W man, Xander. W mans.

[00:06:01]Really, Bruce Wayne? All right, I'm going back to black bat. It's happening.

[00:06:04]The return.

[00:06:06]The return to the black bat. It's back.

[00:06:08]It is back. It is here.

[00:06:26]Oh my god.

[00:06:27]It's literally the best. IT'S LITERALLY THE [ __ ] BEST. WHAT THE [screaming] HELL?

[00:06:33]FIRST [ __ ] SWING, DUDE. Are you kidding me?

[00:06:36]First swing.

[00:06:39]That's unreal. That's just the most luckiest [ __ ] thing I've ever seen, but I'll take it.

[00:06:44]What was that?

[00:06:48]And I swung a [ __ ] That was my fault.

[00:06:51]Woah, GG Logan.

[00:06:55]Six months in advance.

[00:06:58]Woah, Logan. You sexy [ __ ] Six months in advance is unbelievable, Logan. I appreciate you, baby. W mans.

[00:07:08]No ads for six months? That's a W viewer. That is a W mans. Smitty and Leon with the follows as well. Goody boys.

[00:07:18][ __ ] yell. It's going to be panty. I see you.

[00:07:21]That was nuts.

[00:07:26]Too late.

[00:07:33]Like what is that pitch?

[00:07:35]WHAT IS THAT PITCH?

[00:07:37]Like PCI is god, bro. It's nuts.

[00:07:40]Black PCI is the meta, You've seen it here first.

[00:07:44]Exactly, Mass. That's the meta.

[00:07:46]Part-time streamer, 6 months in. That's That's a W mans right there, Logan. W mans. W Justin D mans TD with the follows on TikTok. Appreciate you boys.

[00:07:58]Does it taste like Nutella? It's for you to find out.

[00:08:03]That is for you to find out.

[00:08:05]Yeah, I sent him to God. I said it's him, [ __ ] So, yeah.

[00:08:10][ __ ] I'm on.

[00:08:13]X channel points. Leon's channel points if you want a song request. 1,000 channel points.

[00:08:19]Type in the artist and the song. It'll automatically queue up.

[00:08:24]Logan, yes, sir. Wogan.

[00:08:28][ __ ] a Logan.

[00:08:29]He's not an owl. He's a Wogan now.

[00:08:31]Wogan.

[00:08:34]Hulk Wogan.

[00:08:37]Nobody, uh, a lot of steps, Dizzy. Kind of I would have to like help you.

[00:08:43]Or you can just look up a video. That's what I did.

[00:08:46]Just look up videos on YouTube, man.

[00:08:47]That's what YouTube is for. Uh, Sulewski, are we off shrooms? What the [ __ ] are we doing out there, man?

[00:08:53]Holy [ __ ] Too those high.

[00:08:57]We got a drug test tool after this one.

[00:08:58]Moco rings D fellas Moco.

[00:09:01]M O K O. I used the gray one with the holes in it.

[00:09:06]It's the meta. It's the meta meta.

[00:09:11]W L X W. Yeah, I dropped a 20 bomb earlier in Gatsy's stream for a subathon.

[00:09:17]How much for freaky time, Logan? You've already earned it, dude. 6-month in advance and a five gifty. That That'll That'll do it for you, Logan. I got you.

[00:09:24]Me and Logan got some secret time today.

[00:09:28]Look at the spot and bless y'all getting taught in the way of Beggar My Pardon.

[00:09:32]I'm in Paris, Le Mans but back home home, I was starving.

[00:09:39]I'm way more than a artist. Pokémon? I was.

[00:09:46]I was a Pokémon nerd. I had a full binder of Pokémon cards and I lost them.

[00:09:51]I have no idea where they went.

[00:09:53]I could have had a [ __ ] Charizard in there for all I know or a Pikachu.

[00:09:57]I had so many cards.

[00:10:00]It was actually criminal how many cards I had. It was wild. Says I mug you? You probably do cuz I'm fat.

[00:10:06]>> [snorts] >> Uh business with a file, it's good, brother.

[00:10:12]It's gone. It's [ __ ] gone. BLACK BAT IS BACK.

[00:10:15]>> [screaming] >> JAYRAM, COME HOME.

[00:10:23]WE'RE hitting now. We're hitting a little here now. Come home.

[00:10:28]I probably will still lose, Levi. I'm not going to lie. I probably still will lose.

[00:10:33]I will somehow choke this game.

[00:10:36]I promise it'll happen.

[00:10:38]I promise. [snorts] It will happen.

[00:10:42]Yeah, especially if I take swings like that all day long. Jesus Christ.

[00:10:46]I mean, raw dog me to sleep.

[00:10:49]>> [snorts] >> Black bat says he's back. He is back.

[00:10:52]It's good home run. How you doing, baby?

[00:10:53]What's good, BJ? And then what to follow? Sketty.

[00:10:57]Miggy. Megalicious.

[00:11:01]Sucks [ __ ] Never mind, I suck [ __ ] That swing should be I don't even know.

[00:11:06]Framed in the worst swing of all time museum.

[00:11:10]Is it West? Is it?

[00:11:12]Shout out my hairline.

[00:11:14]Shout out my hairline. Dot of the year.

[00:11:15]Come home. Come home.

[00:11:18]I don't know, Logan. I I feel like I get into a slump with it and then I change the circles and then I go off with circles and then it's just a reoccurring cycle. And then I'm on circles for a good amount of time and then I go back to the black bat when I'm slumping with circles and I have magically just started nukes. Then I'm on black bat for a bit and then I stick into a slump again. Then I go back to sir it's just that it's it's it's a loop, dude.

[00:11:41]Literally just a loop.

[00:11:42]Literally home run literally. Exactly what it is. Mama says with the bitties.

[00:11:46]Bitties for my bitties.

[00:11:50]That sounds fun Dizzy.

[00:11:52]That sounds like a lot of fun.

[00:11:55]penis all right. Am I better than playful?

[00:11:58]Some days yes, some days no.

[00:12:00]Depends on the day. Right now probably not. If I were to play playful he would he would play with my ass. That's what he would do.

[00:12:07]He would play with my ass morbidly.

[00:12:11]It would not be a pretty sight.

[00:12:14]Unless he's also having a bad day. That is unfortunate. He was all over that and it's going to result in a double play.

[00:12:21]Love it. My hair's fine, dude. I'm all right.

[00:12:26]My hair is okay. I mean that's like a money swing and it's only 90 off the bat.

[00:12:31]We'll take the hit though. Come on.

[00:12:32]We're stealing too by the way. We are stealing.

[00:12:38]Hit and run. Look at me go. Now that's baseball. Now that That's real life baseball right there.

[00:12:45]Hitting and running in MLB The Show.

[00:12:48]Name another streamer doing that [ __ ] No one but says with [snorts] black bat.

[00:12:56]That's great eyes. That's great eyes.

[00:13:03]I'm going to be on that but good eye.

[00:13:08]And [snorts] a four pitch walk and his catcher just had a stroke.

[00:13:13]We actually have 230 viewers in here.

[00:13:15]Holy [ __ ] I appreciate all you boys in the purple hat man lurking or chatting.

[00:13:19]Appreciate all you men.

[00:13:22]Oh, piss my day La Cruz. God damn it.

[00:13:28]Good eye. Good eye. Good eye. Hold on.

[00:13:30]Let me lock in here. Base is juiced.

[00:13:35]Type a one in the chat if I hit a nuke. Type a two if I choke.

[00:13:43]Come on, Ellie. Come on.

[00:13:49]Good eyes.

[00:13:50]Good eyes.

[00:13:59]Good timing. I just missed it. It's a run.

[00:14:02]It's a run. We'll take the run. It's not bad. It could have been worse.

[00:14:05]Damn. I just missed that.

[00:14:08]Oh, I'm ready. Last hit's here. It's here.

[00:14:11]If you guys type the two, you were correct. I choked.

[00:14:15]Cuz I'm a child.

[00:14:28][ __ ] Yeah, I'M CHOKING ON IT, ALL RIGHT. Damn it.

[00:14:34]Nice swing, sis.

[00:14:38]Don't be an out. THANK YOU. YES.

[00:14:41]Without you.

[00:14:53][ __ ] you, PHILLY PETE. I THOUGHT A BANGER.

[00:14:56]OH, this is also a banger. Shout out Robert. He put me on to this [ __ ] Shout out Robert Morales.

[00:15:02]I need to be hung in a facility.

[00:15:09]YES! We're heading. AM I DREAMING?

[00:15:14]HOLD ON.

[00:15:17]WE'RE NOT. HOLY [ __ ] THIS is real life.

[00:15:18]Oh my god, we're hitting the baseball.

[00:15:20]Oh my god, we're hitting.

[00:15:24]My glasses are crooked now. God damn it.

[00:15:27]Here we go.

[00:15:31]That's true. That's true.

[00:15:37]What's guilty? What's guilty?

[00:15:38]Bro, it's Notch. I put everyone onto the black bat. I'm the originator.

[00:15:43]I am the originator of the black bat.

[00:15:45][ __ ] is unbelievable.

[00:15:47]It's a black bat 50% transparent or opacity, whatever it's called.

[00:15:53]Unbelievable.

[00:15:55]Yeah, I uh Mass, thank you. Mass, let's make out after stream.

[00:15:59]Me and Mass have a 10-minute make-out session on our own after stream.

[00:16:03]And then we can all have a goonathon together.

[00:16:06]Mass brought us back to life here. Shoutout Mass.

[00:16:11]Pop with a follow. Let's go, baby.

[00:16:15]I would use Ellie, but it's try He doesn't even have that bad of try lag, I feel like. Credit to Jay Ram, at least.

[00:16:22]Michael Jackson Okay.

[00:16:27]Remain calm.

[00:16:29]Remain calm.

[00:16:33]Go down to 10%? 10% is crazy low. I like where it's at right now. It's money.

[00:16:39]It's been working, so I don't want to change it. No, this is a legend difficulty.

[00:16:48]What do you need a refund for, Levi?

[00:16:53]>> [snorts] >> Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Come on.

[00:16:59]W Philly P W Philly P I think Yayo was the originator of the Who's Yayo? Yayo, he's the the Hispanic guy, right?

[00:17:12]Is he? I don't know. I've been using black bats since last year. Since the start of last year.

[00:17:18]I got put onto the black bat meta.

[00:17:20]I put everyone on.

[00:17:22]Without you.

[00:17:26]Without you.

[00:17:30]It's back.

[00:17:32]Kevin G is back in full effect. You know who else is back? Says in his black bat.

[00:17:43]It's not happening.

[00:17:45]Come on.

[00:17:47]Without you.

[00:17:49]Don't do it, Philly P. Don't do it.

[00:17:53]OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, WHO THE [ __ ] AM [screaming] I?

[00:18:00]>> [music] >> OH MY GOD, ME AND MASS ARE GOING TO HAVE fun tonight.

[00:18:07]Me and Mass are going to have fun tonight. Holy [ __ ] Come on.

[00:18:14]Oh my god, someone touched my penis under A PALM TREE.

[00:18:25]I'M ALL OVER THAT, TOO. I'm not even mad. I'm all over that, too. That should have been another hit. Oh my god, what the [ __ ] is happening? We might have to give Mass [ __ ] moderator, dead ass.

[00:18:35]Get Mass moderator.

[00:18:37]Holy [ __ ] Wow.

[00:18:41]Unreal.

[00:18:43]I'm just hitting everything. I don't know what's happening.

[00:18:45]>> [snorts] >> Why is Kevin G playing? Cuz he's the best artist of our generation. Is that even a question? Why Why is that a question?

[00:18:51]>> [snorts] >> Kevin G is nuts.

[00:18:56]Guys, you do know Kevin G's my profile picture, right, on Xbox? It's a go.

[00:19:02]Oh my [ __ ] god. Oh my [ __ ] god, I'm nuts. Oh my god, I'm nuts.

[00:19:06]OH MY GOD. [screaming] >> COME ON.

[00:19:22]FLIP THAT [ __ ] LIKE FLAPJACKS.

[00:19:27]DAMN.

[00:19:34]This song's a banger by the way.

[00:19:36]Shout out D baby.

[00:19:37]Guys don't know D baby, I'm putting you on.

[00:19:40]Julian project with the fellas.

[00:19:41]Appreciate you boys. Levi wants a refund because he bet on me to lose, that's why.

[00:19:46]>> [laughter] >> I told everyone to bet on me to lose if they want free channel points. And I'm selling every single one of you [ __ ] points right now.

[00:19:59]>> [music] >> OH, [screaming] AND I MISSED IT. [ __ ] This is a massacre right now. Holy [ __ ] This is an absolute massacre.

[00:20:11]Golly.

[00:20:17]>> [snorts] >> [ __ ] D baby is doubted. That's his nuts. I love me some D baby.

[00:20:27]Bro, he's got a song called good day too. That song is gas.

[00:20:35]Uh, baby playing with them keys like he Ray Charles, yeah.

[00:20:40]Like Ray Charles, yeah.

[00:20:46]Don't even do it.

[00:20:47]That's a good little boy. That's a good little boy. And now watch this.

[00:20:54]OH, TOUCH ME UNDER A COCONUT TREE.

[00:20:59]We're in mercy range. Who would have thought we'd be in mercy territory after the last two games we just had. That's like a thing though, MacDon. Every time I I tell you guys to bet against me, I always just go off.

[00:21:10]It's kind of nuts. Yeah, that's a banger, too, Dodge. What's good, Meeks?

[00:21:14]Meeks, I saw you streaming on TikTok the other day or 2 days ago. I was at my girl's house. I was going to click in, but me and my girlfriend were doom scrolling.

[00:21:24]WEST WITH A CANCEL!

[00:21:32]Philly Pete [snorts] [ __ ] hates West got right now.

[00:21:35]Sorry, Philly Pete. Can I get you to watch him again, man? He really is.

[00:21:38]And that's A MERCY ON a Sizzling 10.

[00:21:42]Where that came from, I have no idea cuz I was playing like dog [ __ ] before that, but I'll take it. I will take that to the grave with me.