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[music] >> Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to On the Gate podcast. Ster treasure. Gio Perez.
>> What's sup? What's up? Yo, we're one Asian away from summoning Captain Planet right now. We're just [laughter] >> almost there. Well, Jorge could count as the Asian.
>> Does he does look like a Captain Planet kid? Yeah, we need a yellow person.
>> What are we going to do, Captain Planet?
>> We do look like an ad for an online university.
>> They're throwing garbage into the river.
>> Yeah, Trump [laughter] University.
>> Yeah, >> we have brown people, too.
>> What's up, Pop? Yo, it's a beautiful day out here today.
>> It is nice.
>> The weather is nice, Dar. Thanks for bringing up 72.
>> Dude, my depression My depression went right away.
>> Nice.
>> We don't get enough days like this. It goes right from 40 50° to 85.
>> Yeah, it was cold as [ __ ] the last couple days.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Other than those two hot days we had like a week or two ago.
>> This conversation comes up pastrami sandwich.
>> Yeah. No, it's uh it's um it's all mom dami's fault. What? He's doing the weather.
>> What do you think he is, bro? He's probably >> he's in cahoots with the >> for sure. His father is the name we will not mention on this podcast to lose resin. You know the name. Don't say it.
Don't say it. Mark Zuckerberg.
>> Don't say it.
>> I'm not gonna say his name.
>> It rhymes with me.
>> All right. Joining us today, we got Pria Blunts, >> James Pontillo, Miles toe.
>> What's up, dude?
>> This is my 80th appearance.
>> Yeah, you've all been on.
>> I've been back to back. I'm like Norton.
Miles. Miles is uh you replaced Pat Barry >> who was replaced by uh another name we can't mention right now who's on the run and >> oh TK he's still in jail. Yeah TK >> Ellen Gonzalez >> free TK yo >> dude I saw I saw the funniest [ __ ] on the news today. You remember that uh that Florida the Florida rapper Julio Fulio and and a something I forget the name.
>> I don't think your microphone's working.
>> I think your microphone >> Yeah. That sounds like it's honestly better. It was better that way, but you know, I'd like to hear you.
>> You're good, buddy.
>> You guys talking about the guy that he shot somebody on the train.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> No, no, no. It wasn't on the train. It was It was at outside of a hotel room.
It was like these two Florida rappers.
They were like 20-year-olds. I think she was talking about someone else.
>> I was. [laughter] >> She was definitely talking about someone else.
>> He's like the Mexican that burned the lady in the train.
>> That's him. [laughter] Comic genius.
But uh he had um they had like this feud where they were like beefing back and forth and they were killing each other's friends and family and then rapping about that. So like all their music was based on their rap beef of killing each other and then one finally killed the other one. This happened like last year and uh they were showing interrogation uh room footage of one of the suspects and uh he was just going around he just [ __ ] around the interrogation room going like this. Jesus Christ.
>> Meanwhile, all the executives are like, "The plan is working."
>> You know what?
>> This is a King Vaughn story. This sounds great. [laughter] >> Wait, that he was showing the detectives how he did it.
>> Jorge, I sent you the video. Bring up the video.
>> Was he walking past the witnesses or like the >> No, he was just in the They said it was like minutes after they put him on camera. Did you see a bird right there?
>> On his neck and chest.
>> Looks like Larry. It does look like Larry.
>> It looks like me.
of people from 1200 who have been murdered tattooed on his body.
>> Jesus, >> I want to watch this so bad.
>> In this video, you will clearly see in the evidence Mr. DaVon Murphy taking full credit for his role in this shooting. [laughter] >> Yo, the first comment though, >> I was like this.
>> Hey, that boy had fun on that.
>> Free my man. He didn't do it. A good lawyer can get him out. He's a role player. He was just thinking about going home and playing >> after his arrest.
>> Left alone >> in an interview room.
>> The second comment scares me.
>> Which one?
>> Hey, that boy had fun on that drill.
>> I mean, he obviously did.
>> Miles, what did he say? What's that mean?
>> You think I know? [laughter] >> No, I think a good lawyer could get him off of that.
>> Oh, for sure.
>> That's easy.
>> Absolutely.
>> Yeah. Just be like, "No, that's just >> Do you want to make a snowman?" Like, you can get him off of that. Improv.
>> Lawyers just like that. Like, do you want two hot dogs? [laughter] Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot dog.
>> I want to sing to Bobby Schmurder. You know, [ __ ] happen.
>> Your honor, he's an improver.
[laughter] >> Get him on that Chanel. He's like, I was just waiting to get home and play Call of Duty.
>> Yeah, that's what I'm doing. That's my little >> a dance move.
>> Yeah, Tik Tok.
>> It's called the I did it. [laughter] >> Yo, why does that become a Tik Tok dance?
>> Or just [ __ ] even go the Tourette's angle? That's just one of his ticks.
>> He's not white enough for that.
>> N word. Who's [laughter] worse? Before or after the Burger King comes? Cuz that's before the Burger King.
>> The Burger King when they if I thought he had the food there. He was showing the entire Yeah, I did this.
>> But this is like they didn't walk in yet.
>> See what the camera >> He was just picturing the the Burger King. He's like, "Yo, man. I want >> I'm going to tell you this." And I did this.
>> I want that rodeo burger. [laughter] >> I get rings.
>> I feel like they only do that if you uh if you if you're like turning people If you're snitching on people.
>> No, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. They want you to stitch on somebody and you're like, "Yeah, I'll talk." And then they'll come in with whatever. But I don't know if that's true.
>> I got brought McDonald's once and I was like, "Nope.
>> I got brought I got for stuff.
>> Get it out of here." Then they brought you Burger King. You're like, "All right, I'll talk.
>> [ __ ] [laughter] How'd you know?" They couldn't resist Chick-fil-A.
>> Chick-fil-A would do it for a milkshake with it. Come on, bro.
>> Spicy chicken nuggets.
>> You're going to jail for life.
[laughter] >> Frosty.
>> Yeah, Der. telling all my mama >> like, "Yo, bring me a egg white, grilled chicken for the morning before court."
Something healthy. I'm talking >> little kale salad.
>> The yogurt [laughter] >> spinach, right? What' they bring you from McDonald's?
>> Yogurt.
>> What' they bring you from McDonald's?
>> I'm showing them to jail with leftovers.
But y >> it was [ __ ] snitch.
>> I think it was it was a big ass hash.
>> It was heroin.
>> Hash brown. I wish then. Yeah, heroin.
>> There you go. [laughter] >> Then you would have went nonverbal actually.
>> I'm sure I'm pretty sure people uh have done that. Like cops have giving people drugs.
>> Yeah, my cop a cop busted me with a bundle of dope and I was going to get I was going to get sick in the back of his car. He gave me two bags. He was like, "You can't shoot it, but you can sniff it." [laughter] >> You need to shoot it anyway.
>> No, I didn't have anything to shoot. He took the needle. Yeah, >> that's crazy.
>> Took all my [ __ ] >> How was it?
>> I was like, "Yo, I'm going to get I'm going to get sick." He's like, "Not in the back of my car. You ain't." He was under He was undercover some Derek Der Derrick showed up to the precinct with an extra charge doing heroin in the back of a cop's car. [laughter] >> Extra felony. That would be hilarious.
>> Open heroin container.
>> Just a video. Just a video of me sniffing heroin in the backseat of the car.
>> So funny. You're like, "No, they tricked me and it's just you just sniffing it."
[laughter] >> Thanks, man.
>> Yo, like how funny it would would be if it was like different crimes >> and then you're in the interrogation room afterwards like >> Yeah. You see a guy just like, [laughter] "Oh, that guy's got to go."
>> Sex a sexual harassment charge and he's just humping the air.
>> Well, what [laughter] about that cop THAT GOT LOCKED?
>> HE'S FIGHTING IN THE AIR. HE'S LIKE, "Get your hands." He got locked in the back of the car with the prostitute [ __ ] her. He had to call one of his buddies.
>> One of the cops that got locked in got locked in the back.
>> He He picked her up and then she [ __ ] him in the back so he was going to let her go, but he locked himself in the back of his own car.
>> Home alone situation.
>> That was super troopers. You remember Super Troopers when they handcuffed [laughter] themselves in in the cop car?
>> I would have shot her, >> bro. Them boys them boys that came to get them too were not [ __ ] around.
They're like, "Wait right here, bud."
They talked >> shot my shoulder. Shot her like she should have pulled a gun. I would have shot myself in the shoulder and shot her in the head.
>> Exactly.
>> Sounds like an episode of Seinfeld.
[laughter] >> No, that literally happened in the back.
You guys ever watch that Super Troopers?
That movie >> that happened in that movie when he was [ __ ] the girl and they locked themselves in and then uh they were handcuffed to like the steering wheel also.
>> Yeah. So, they were locked in the car, handcuffed this.
>> You can't just like jump to the front or is that not a thing?
>> No.
>> I've never been inside a bag of a police car.
>> There's a barrier.
>> I have money. I don't know what they're talking about. But that sounds like >> You will. But no, you will never. You will be.
>> I got a good lawyer.
>> You will be >> good lawyer. He's got a pet.
>> I have a great lawyer. His name is Joseph Levy. Joseph Pepsi. [laughter] >> Not Joe Le.
>> Is he a lawyer?
>> She should be.
>> Is he a lawyer to me?
>> When I look at him, he's my lawyer. My lawyer, right?
>> He shows up at the gorgeous chat. She being everything. [laughter] >> Your honor, I know he did it.
>> The judge is his uncle. Everything's great, you know.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Um they're good marsh.
>> I feel like you'll you'll eventually I don't think you'll be convicted of anything. You'll be in the back of a cop eventually though.
>> Maybe a good DUI if I'm famous.
>> You got too much Kanye in you, buddy.
>> I do. I'm a little bipolar.
>> Yeah, you got too much.
>> I would like a DUI though.
>> A fun DUI.
>> Yeah.
>> Like Justin Timberlake in the Hampton.
That's the way to get a DUI.
>> Like you made the cop laugh. Miles is going to go to jail for punching paparazzi over and over again, but not because they're taking pictures. Because they're not taking pictures of him. Like I'm [ __ ] somebody, MAN. LOOK AT MY FOLLOWERS.
>> YOU THINK they'll be around? That gives [laughter] me hope. Yeah, >> I'll be near third degree of separation.
>> I think you're going to pop pop for real.
>> I'm going to get popped in the back of the head [laughter] [ __ ] >> like a rapper.
>> Yeah, >> I saw Sneo got sneaked.
>> I I I saw he got like he got laid the [ __ ] out.
>> They [ __ ] sneak him in the middle of the street. I Sometimes I'm like, was that staged? No, it was real cuz the dude was talking to himself first.
>> Oh, >> you can't in the background. You can watch him. He's like, >> "Yeah, he was like he was sped >> and Sneak's stupid. He didn't turn around. Look." Definitely sent by the you know who's >> he was Mexican >> so you know who [laughter] >> Julia clotting bomb whatever the president the president of Mexico >> yeah is shine bomb or something >> shine bomb yeah >> shine bomb is a crazy name that should be that's like a good name for like a guy that's like half black name for a lawyer >> clavicle [laughter] bomb and shine bomb >> overdose >> the clavicle the other one the other streamer overdose >> his name is overdose >> clavicular circumciser.
>> I don't What do these streamers do that they have become so popular?
>> They just [ __ ] go outside and they manufacture events. They just say something crazy. They'll say like [ __ ] and then someone be like, "Yeah, yeah."
And they film it, clip it up, boom, that's it.
>> And they're very respectful to >> Yeah. That didn't work when I did it.
For some reason, it didn't work. Yeah. I got one view.
>> Did you watch that Netflix inside the Manis spear? It kind of goes in it. It's pretty It's pretty [ __ ] >> inside the What else?
>> James took notes when he watched it.
[laughter] James is the only person I know that's watched it >> the Manos you and me. They're going to have a festival. It's going to be called Manifest. Is that like [ __ ] Andrew?
Andrew T.
>> Yeah, it's like all of them. It's like it kind of Sneo's in it though. That's why I brought it up.
>> Yeah, it's a lot of those guys.
>> What they tell you Fresh and Fit Guys, not [ __ ] Girls. I hate the Fresh and Fit. That Muslim kid, bro. He look He looks like somebody gay.
>> Yeah, but they're they're killing it right now.
>> Yeah, because little white kids are obsessed. They're like, I need someone to help me. Little white kids are ruining the world. You know what happened, James? When you guys stopped being racist. Get back to it. You guys are on top at one point.
>> It's the worst. I've been telling them, >> man. Felony.
>> Jesus. Oh my god.
>> That one, bud. [laughter] >> Godamn.
>> Cut out the Cut out the Fuentes. That was crazy.
>> Beep fuentes. [laughter] >> That was [ __ ] wild, boy.
>> That's the cops.
>> So, so you are doing like a lot of You had a chance to meet Barack Obama.
Here's something funny. I almost met O.
>> Is that real? Almost >> dead ass.
>> What? So you didn't meet him. So okay.
>> Lay it out. Lay it out.
>> I'm on Zora Mandami's content creator team. He like reaches out to me.
>> Hold hold.
>> I know. It's crazy.
>> Time out. Time out. Time out. And then we'll get into the story afterwards.
>> He's already working with the communist for Zoran.
>> I don't ever do it cuz I'm afraid to be around him cuz I don't want to ruin him.
>> Right.
>> I think we talked about this, right?
>> No.
>> Andrew.
Me too. [laughter] >> What was that? What was that? mayor's name.
>> I'm afraid to be around him. I might destroy Yeah, I destroy gang. I don't want to be on >> his next.
Yeah, you have taken down >> cuz like my content, he thinks I'm political. I'm not political. I just make funny [ __ ] that's not too far.
>> Like is he does he like your like your Brooklyn stuff?
>> ALC [ __ ] comments all the time. They ask me to do stuff. So Zoron hit me up.
He team text me like, "Yo man, do this content here. Do this content here." And I'm always like, "No, it's always some bullshit."
>> Will they pay you?
>> No, that's the real reason I won't do it.
>> They want it to be volunteer work.
>> You know what's so funny? I >> He really is a communist. [laughter] >> I'm not working for free.
>> No, but you can pay me for the federation, brother.
>> All these people that are asking like, "Hey, Miles, come work with me." All the people that support them hate Miles.
>> Oh, 100%. Oh, yeah.
>> No idea. Have no idea.
>> All these like leftist like comics that just want to cancel Miles love AOC and me. It's crazy.
>> But they don't know.
>> They have no idea. You know, I'm being smart. I'm not going to get involved until it's something big.
>> Oh, that's a good idea. Hold back.
>> I'm hold back. I'm hold back. But what happened was he his team text me. They like, "Hey, Miles. Uh, tomorrow on Saturday, are you free?" And I was like, "I don't know. What are you guys doing?"
And they're like, "Well, we're having a special guest. He's going to the Bronx to a daycare."
>> I think he wants you to be a security.
Actually, [laughter] >> the one is that the one they found.
>> He went to the daycare. They found the fend all that.
>> I don't know. He was doing like a 2K program offensive.
>> So he text me. He's like, "Yo, what do you want to do it?" And I I look at his Instagram page. I see Cardi B. And I was like, "I don't give a [ __ ] about Cardi B. I don't want to see Cardi B." So I texted back. I was like, "Nah, I'm good. I appreciate it."
[laughter] >> You gooded the mayor?
>> Was it the actual mayor or his team?
>> It's his team. Like it's his assistant.
>> Do you think Mom Donny's actually texting people? [laughter] >> Hey, can you help me?
>> Yo, man, the numbers aren't looking good. But then I I go on Instagram the next day cuz I'm just on there and I see it's Obama.
>> Ah, >> it's President Obama.
>> You would have met him. He was at the daycare in the Bronx.
>> Yeah, that's the special guest.
>> Oh, they were doing the wheels on the bus and people were like losing their minds.
>> That's a big hit.
>> Yeah, they're singing the >> Well, I didn't want to go cuz it's like I would have said you got to like ask Obama like if he's if he's like a you know a lizard.
>> Also, Miles, are you allowed to run?
[laughter] >> You would be surprised that court case got dropped. But here's the thing.
>> Lizards. You I mean you All right. You We all are [ __ ] crazy people.
>> He's on He's on the list and he's asking him about lizards.
>> What would you uh You want to play it?
Play it out. Say you're Obama.
>> I wish I could do an Obama.
>> Can you do Obama?
>> Uh >> now hold on. [laughter] >> You got Obama eyes.
>> All right. Say that. Say what's up to me. This >> Hey, Miles.
>> How's it going? How you doing? Good.
>> Do you have a Newport?
>> Uh I kind of want to ask you something.
Uh [snorts] but uh if it's about if it's about my husband's [ __ ] I don't >> actually I'm not going to say it though.
Okay. Then I turn to walk away. I'm like are you a pedophile? And then I just I would ruin it in front of the kids.
>> No, but Obama never did no [ __ ] like that. Yes.
>> They kind of all are in my head.
>> Yeah.
>> They used to talk [ __ ] in the They were talking [ __ ] about him in the Epstein files >> about not about him not being a pedophile and also about him being black. They [laughter] >> they hated both those parts.
>> He go They're like, "Oh, he's going to the Diddy party. He won't come to our house and he's black and he's black.
>> He's more They were like he's more of a diddy party guy if you know what I mean.
>> I would meet Kanye. That'd be cool.
>> I think I think if you and Kanye met Lightning would strike.
>> Eric Adams and you would have been best friends.
>> Eric Adams.
>> I got to meet Eric Adams.
>> He would go to club with me.
>> He would do drugs with me. [laughter] >> Drugs with any, >> bro. He's out of his mind.
>> He's Albanian.
>> Did you see the Did you see the video at the Did you see the video on the airplane? This woman was giving him [ __ ] >> about what?
>> I don't know. She's just like, "You were the white lady or a white lady or black lady?"
>> A white lady. And he's like, and he's literally like, "I'm not mayor anymore.
I'll [ __ ] you up." [laughter] >> He didn't say that. He's like, "I'll go Brooklyn on you or something."
>> Oh, yeah. That voice that mean >> Well, he was the Brooklyn Burough president.
>> What's your favorite video, Jill? The one where he hides the gun in the teddy bear.
>> No, bro. [laughter] >> I was.
>> Has anyone not seen that video? You've seen this?
>> I have not seen it.
>> You got to show her this video. I never saw the video, but you know, I sat on a gun violence.
>> But you've never seen that video of him.
>> I sat on I sat on a gun violence panel with him. It was like me, him, >> mechanic. That's right.
>> Yeah. But he was talking about that.
He's like, "Man, these kids is hiding the guns in the teddy bears [laughter] and in the books." And >> wait, can we pull that video? It's the funniest video I've ever seen.
>> Well, he was a cop for a while.
>> I just like his voice and how robotic he is.
>> This is just basically a New York podcast now. It's up there with the Delasio French fries and burger video, [ __ ] Fries, too. Fries.
>> Why would you not want to get vaccinated?
>> Why would you not? The chemicals.
>> You're saying I get fries, too?
[laughter] >> You can You can poison yourself after you poison yourself.
>> I just hear something back like, "Shut the [ __ ] up. [laughter] Just eat it."
>> I could just see them grab like >> really. I mean, really talking to people like they're four years old. You want some of these? Wait, is that video up?
It's the funniest video.
>> Hey, we care about your health. He says dog [ __ ] That's like the McDonald's deal. Remember the one he ate the [ __ ] burger? [laughter] >> That's how he reacts to black people.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, black employee.
>> It would have been funny if he was eating a watermelon.
[laughter] >> I do love this burger.
>> He goes, [laughter] "You telling me I can have a WATERMELON AND GET MY SHOT?"
>> He's like, "A burger?" I will have not none of that.
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. HOLD ON A MINUTE. HOLD ON A MINUTE. YOU TELLING ME YOU GOING TO THROW SOME FRIED CHICKEN IN THERE, TOO?
YOU THINK HE PUT HE PUTS ON A BLACK voice for black food?
>> Isn't his wife black?
>> I hope so.
>> He's like, "Bitch, get in here."
[laughter] >> Can we start from the beginning?
>> [ __ ] get in here.
>> Wait, start from the beginning. Weapon could be hidden inside a jewelry box.
Look at the various [music] colog and perfumes and clothes. You might find cocktails. You should always when your child bring in his popular napsack with many different locations back to see what exactly >> many different locations in the backpack >> in addition to >> you can tell this is before the crash [laughter] put the crack back there.
>> You would never PUT THE CRACK PIPE THERE. Be it break too.
>> Seriously. Someone as simple as a crack.
>> Yeah, bro. [laughter] >> But that's [ __ ] If anything it's in that little pocket on the top.
What [ __ ] kid does crack?
>> I should get crushed on a train.
>> Would you stop going to school? You're smoking crack.
>> Yeah, most kids drop out.
>> Drop [laughter] out.
>> The idea that you could do crack school.
>> Unless I'm going to be an engineer one day.
>> Unless Billy Billy, are you on crack?
No. [laughter] >> Why is all your homework done now?
>> Crack.
>> Yeah. I mean, there was a lot of crackheads in my school. Like, they started off sipping coke at like, you know, 14.
>> But they continue to go to school.
>> Yeah. They'll still be in school.
>> Yeah. Weren't you home?
>> They're still in school now. Yeah. They buy it off of me at class, bro. seen a [ __ ] hit a rock when I was inside. I was like, "God, I could never >> get Wait, I want to see the rest of that."
>> Yeah, I've seen people uh this dude pulled out Coke out of his ass in in Queens Bookings. I told you not to talk about that, [laughter] >> bro. Miles got everybody high that you go.
>> Yo, that was the funniest [ __ ] There was probably like six or seven people all taking bumps of this ass coke that they just bumps.
>> How much coke was it?
>> I don't know how it was, but I saw some of the dudes that they had the greens on >> and you were like, "Nah, that's too much. I ain't doing no assoc. Let it do cold. Yeah. Worry. You just smell ass every sit and the drip. You just cast an ass drip.
>> It's probably good for your immune system.
>> Probably builds it up.
>> You get [ __ ] uh stretch.
>> Wait, I want to finish that video. See the rest of that video going to come.
Hurry up.
>> Can we start it from the beginning?
>> No.
>> Crackpipe. Could he have found it on the street? That's quite possible. Found it in the street.
>> A discussion piece where you should start speaking.
>> It's a conversation starter. What is he doing?
>> Leave it on the coffee table.
Yeah, this invokes conversation.
[laughter] Picture frames.
>> It's a first thing.
>> Cameras try to determine what >> you see. Anybody with a crack pipe, you're going to have questions.
>> Behind a picture frame, you can find bullets.
>> What [laughter] does that mean to find a bullet? Doesn't mean your child >> Do you think they hid this for him and he knew where it was?
>> Where there's smoke, there's possible fire. Where there's a bullet, there's possibly a gun. No [ __ ] >> When my daughter turns 13, I'm going to do the uh Eric Adams interview. Check the family photos. [laughter] Every Easter the Eric Adams fill around and see what's the possibility.
Something simple.
>> Look, Daddy, I found the baby doll. They got the baby doll.
>> Could be just a baby doll. So, it could be a place where you [music] can secrete.
>> That's a big ass bag of weed. They didn't have to get a big ass bag that big.
>> See, my favorite part like a pillow like this with a button is a perfect invitation to [music] hide something.
And I felt something bumpy. I would reach in, see what it is. This one can be hit [laughter] with a gun. Maybe something that you'll think that can't be hidden.
>> Look at this music. This A24 film.
>> It's not only when [music] the person who is carrying >> this is way before he ran for mayor though. He's like fat.
>> A child that comes into the room and plays on the prec would do a child would take this gun and because the trigger think they might shoot somebody.
>> They normally take the gun.
>> He accidentally shoots himself [laughter] in the face.
>> I didn't see this part. I haven't seen this part. place mainly because the child >> the child will shoot themselves in the head believes it's a toy and they play with the [music] gun. Just look and see what's inside your bookcase.
>> He's like, you know, [ __ ] don't read books. Perfect place.
>> Cocaine, heroin, >> cocaine or other illegal substant.
>> Yo, they they had to do the the upper shot because they don't show him putting it in his pocket. Yo, this is uh >> what a cup.
>> I feel like he went to his people and he was like, "Yo, I need an ounce of cocaine. I need I need this much coke.
>> I just picture I I just picture them.
Eat all this weed.
>> Does it have to be real? [laughter] >> Just a coke. I kind of This is like an air escape room. I like this.
>> It's a little Easter egg [laughter] hunt you do with your kids.
>> Oh, found this right here.
>> What were you going to say, Jimmy?
>> I just picture the mom at Toys R Us with the baby doll. There's cocaine in this [laughter] baby. I want to return it.
>> Yeah, it's cocaine K. You didn't know [ __ ] Hasbro.
>> But the thing the crazy thing is though, as a cop and as a crim I've hidden [ __ ] >> You're a cop?
>> No. No. Him as a cop. You heard that, right Derek?
>> As a police. Damn. And we don't have uh police sirens. But as A ABRACADABRA, THEY GOT ME.
>> YO, I don't like this Derek. I don't like this no more.
>> No, him being a cop for [ __ ] whatever this many years, you start hearing feedback. [laughter] >> Get me out of here.
>> But him being a cop and me being a criminal for so many years, I've I've hidden [ __ ] in weird ass.
>> What's the weirdest place?
>> Officer Perez.
>> My ass.
>> Really?
>> Yeah. I've shoved so much [ __ ] up.
>> Is the ass a good place? I've hidden [ __ ] in >> it's the best place.
>> And uh I I've done the doll stuff where I've I've like open the back with the battery and then just stash like [ __ ] money in the box.
>> So you're making fun of him, but you did this >> 100% I did that. Your cop powers turn the TV off.
>> Ah yeah, [laughter] >> your radio shut it off.
>> No, the show's over, guys. Uh my identity is blown. Thank you, guys.
>> Cover blown. [laughter] >> Cover blown. I was sent here to take down Lewis. Sorry, got to go.
But uh wait, where the [ __ ] Yo, can can you get uh gay blind Mike? I gave him >> for what?
>> He was supposed to get me uh white clothes.
>> Oh.
>> Oh.
>> Oh.
>> Hey, >> you're drinking today, huh? And then driving back to Long Island.
>> No, I'm saying that. Yo, G. Oh, he's going now.
>> Stay, >> huh?
>> You're going back to Long Island?
>> I'm probably going to go to Stan.
>> Oh, >> okay. [laughter] >> Just call me. Nothing.
>> No. What?
>> I call her. You said that.
>> Wait, who's the cop now, Derek?
[laughter] >> No. Are you going to drink and drive after the podcast?
>> By the way, I'm wearing a wire.
Congratul >> who's not wearing a wire right now.
>> All right. Yo, we uh start unbuttoning it. Uh start uning the shirts, guys.
>> I just I just take all my clothes off.
You're like, "No, no, you don't."
>> No, no, no. Actually, James, you don't ask.
>> Going to start taking his pants off first. [laughter] >> Do you want to look at my ass? You're like, "No, it's okay." He'd have >> If this is where you find a gun and James Ash, [laughter] >> you have a rough time with a wire. All that [ __ ] hair.
>> This is perfect wire attire.
>> The microphone's just picking up like [laughter] They can't just nervous laughter. Keep it together. Keep it together.
>> The tape. The tape doesn't stay wire. He doesn't sweat [ __ ] >> Don't say you have a wire.
>> They got to use gaffer's tape.
>> Hey, kids can hide drugs in your in your [ __ ] friend's ass. [laughter] >> You do look like a [ __ ] Walmart Tony Soprano, right?
>> I know. It's the jacket's too much. It's so comfy.
>> I thought you rode a motorcycle >> for this weather.
>> No, it's a moped.
>> This like [laughter] a cool thing. The males beer is working on you.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Did you see the uh I don't know how this is old or new or even true, but they were going to put uh misinformation. Yeah, misinformation. It might all AI, but they had uh they're going to put tampon machines in the men's bathroom at Yankee Stadium.
>> Why?
Cuz the trans progressive >> cuz you know studs.
>> Yankee. Yeah, the studs. So like even though like Yankee MLB, they're trying to be more progressive, they forget they're in the Bronx >> and it's Yankee fans. And you just see all in the comments. It's just like all about like uh beer soaked tampons being thrown at the opposing team. [laughter] >> That's hilarious.
>> Like, yo, you can't you can't do anything good in the Bronx.
>> Are there baseball fans?
>> I mean, I would imagine.
>> City failed to edit the Philly cheese steak wantons. Yankee Stadiums. Like, we're going to add tampons in the men's room.
>> Oh, we got >> Philly cheese steak tampons.
>> We got the Philly cheese steak dumplings, too.
>> All right.
>> Yeah, we got those.
>> We got them.
>> Yeah. You got to pay like $195.
>> It's ridiculous.
>> Honestly, they're not going far enough.
[laughter] >> You're not [ __ ] >> Was this real or was it AI?
>> No, it was one of those baseball guys talking about it.
>> They haven't done it yet.
>> I don't know if they do.
>> Every ball should come with a shaft and a hood and another ball.
>> Each tampon has two balls. D. They should throw doodles though.
>> Someone just starts throwing them on the field.
>> Tampons should have balls at the end.
The studs would love that.
>> Yeah. Or you make them bat shaped and on the end of the string you have a little ball and you can just hit it. That's how you yank it out. You yank it out by the knee out to the >> So, as bad as the guys feel about seeing the tampon machine, can we imagine how much it hurts a stud to have to take a t like in front of everybody?
>> Have you ever Some of these studs, they swear they have a penis. They swear they wear the strap on the day.
>> Lesbians, black lesbian. I got stud family members.
>> It's It's a It's a trans woman that looks and dresses exactly like you.
>> Oh, it's called [ __ ] in Baltimore.
[laughter] It was just never questioned. It just she was just I don't know what she told me the first time. She's like, "You ever get caught? I got you."
>> No, but they swear. Get caught doing what?
>> She said if I ever killed somebody, she would come up from Baltimore and take the charge.
>> Who said this? Your aunt.
>> My stud aunt. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> It was She's just a [ __ ] Like it wasn't like she's dr. She would never even say she's dr. >> His name was uh Snoop. You don't remember Snoop?
>> Pooky. Close.
>> It was your Her name is Pooky.
>> It was Snoop from the Y.
>> They call her Pooky.
>> Pooky.
>> It was your fifth birthday party.
>> And she had the baddest [ __ ] around ever.
>> Yeah. Yo, stud girls be having bro.
>> So she she lived in the rough part of Baltimore.
>> Yeah, she's from West Baltimore.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> All right. Is there now part of Baltimore?
>> Yeah, there's nice parts of >> Yeah, I've been to the nice parts. I've been to a spot called uh Hip Hop Chicken.
>> [ __ ] everywhere. There's a chain.
>> Yeah, I know. But it's [ __ ] >> Wait, there's a chain called Hip Hop Chicken with Fried Chicken.
>> It's a chicken. They got these lemon pepper wings. Rob, do you dry [ __ ] M?
Yeah.
>> What kind of people work inside Hip Hop?
>> What do you think? [laughter] Uh, Asians, >> obviously Mexican, >> Protestants, and Indians. It's a Protestant place.
>> I feel like it's Arabs. It's all It's all acidic.
>> It's actually all halal. All of it's halal. [laughter] >> It's funny. They're actually They're owned by [ __ ] Jews, but it's some mostly black and Arabs.
>> So, it's like every rapper basically.
>> So, it's French Montana's [laughter] >> Yo, it's like a chicken place.
>> It's like Kenny Fried Chicken.
>> I I know Kennedy. I know Kenny.
>> You go to Kennedy?
>> Yeah. Not anymore, but when I lived in Brooklyn, there was one right by me. I used to go there. I get the fish sandwich. I get I get my fried shrimp. I get my >> It's not about being good. It's about being accessessible.
>> Yeah.
>> And quick.
>> And a dollar for a wing.
>> And you know, you don't know what might happen when you get exciting. You might get robbed. You might >> you might you might lose your >> Yeah. You don't know what could happen >> cuz you kind of ro like, "Oh, okay. It's good." Yeah. The secret is they never change the oil. That's what they're >> It's a bulletproof glass. It's beautiful.
>> They don't And they and they make it foggy so you don't see the >> There's always one dude in the corn just twing. And bro, when you get your food, there's like this lever they pull.
>> Yeah. Cuz they don't want to have no [laughter] contact. Yeah. And it goes in the middle and then they close and then you're you're the other side. You got to run.
>> Yeah. [laughter] You got to run the [ __ ] out of there. I would love to see Jimmy ordering out a Kennedy fried.
>> I can't hear you. Can you lift it up?
>> He's trying to put his head in the box.
>> I feel like he would start doing the Indian accent. [laughter] >> They don't even say hi. They just look at you.
>> Please change the oil. [laughter] Yeah. Like imagine asking them to see a menu.
>> Brother, >> look up. [laughter] >> Huh?
>> Huh?
>> What?
>> There's no menu, brother. Look.
>> Look. It's in the ceiling.
>> Yeah. I used to have Kennedy uh probably two, three times a week. And >> you ever had Robert? You ever had Robert F. Kennedy chicken?
>> It was on It was on Sutter.
>> What's that?
>> You got a 10 piece chicken.
>> You know, this chicken actually was born and raised on the farm. [laughter] This is free range chicken.
>> RFK chicken.
>> That was crazy.
>> Kill yourself, dude.
>> Yo, my mic went limp like >> how do we become so less funny? That's [ __ ] I can give you Never mind. [laughter] M is here.
>> Hey man, I'm standing for Pat Barry.
>> I talked to uh Pat.
>> How is he? He's a finance bro now, right?
>> Quite a bit. Yeah, he's a finance bro.
>> Got a wife and kids though, right?
>> No kids.
>> Oh, why no wife? He wants to get married though for sure.
>> A good man.
>> He's very He's still hilarious. He's still one of the funniest people I know.
I love talking.
>> Does he miss it?
>> No.
>> Good for him.
>> Not at all.
>> Didn't I ruin his career? You said, >> "Were you there with me that night?"
>> You told me I ruined his career.
>> You ruined his career. I ruined his career.
>> Oh, you were You did? You did.
>> You were the only one who did good on that show.
>> Yeah. That was hilarious.
>> I mean, I quit.
>> We did. We were in Austin together.
Well, you tell him the story.
>> I feel like we've told it so many times.
>> Yeah, we've signed it so many [ __ ] times. They're all >> I know. I love it though.
>> The thing I love this is about 5 years ago.
>> I took it to >> But Jimmy just went on stage. He goes He goes, "What's up?"
>> That's just quit. [laughter] >> He's like, "I can't live in this world anymore."
>> HE'S LIKE, "YOU STOLE MY JOB. You >> Wow.
>> I was going to start off like that."
>> But wasn't he on the way to quitting before that trip?
>> I think I really cemented it for him.
>> Did you have a realization?
>> Yeah.
>> Po. Did you have like a >> No, I'm just trying to take in the story cuz I don't know about it. Yeah.
>> No, that was it.
>> Who stole a joke?
>> No, no, I said >> and Pat was like, "Oh, he stole my joke."
>> Cuz he says, "No, >> but also it was Austin. You're allowed to say that."
>> We weren't in Austin, though. We were in >> What was that town?
>> We were in uh Parisburg.
>> Georgetown.
>> Georgetown.
>> We were in Georgetown.
>> Barrels and Amps.
>> Barrels and Amps. Yeah.
>> Yep.
>> That was the reception you killed after that.
>> It's classic bit right there.
>> That they they didn't really take That was There was a lukewarm reception.
>> Probably straight guys. Yeah, >> I've noticed like outside of Austin, they don't like the crazy like the very racy stuff.
>> They they like it a little more.
>> Is that racy? That's tame in my book.
[laughter] >> Call that working blue.
>> Has nothing to do with race.
>> Nothing to do with race.
>> No, racy. Racey is just like >> How many years ago was that?
>> That was 2021. He's right after co five [ __ ] years.
>> Maybe 2020. No, 2022.
>> It was 2022 cuz I went on the road with Pat at the end of 2021, I believe. Yeah, it was it was January 2022.
>> Yeah, >> whole team is [ __ ] up. We got [ __ ] shooting people. We got [ __ ] >> Quitting.
>> A lot of people quit.
>> I like how you put those two things in the same category.
>> It's basically the same thing.
[laughter] >> Yeah.
>> Quit. You're basically putting a gun out and shooting somebody.
>> I can't believe you quit, bro.
>> Yeah, man.
>> What are you guys going to quit?
>> Uh I I already quit.
>> All right, that's what you quit.
>> I quit. I quit years ago. Oh, I was going to say, >> oh, you're not so gay and blind now.
>> I was going to say get a six-pack, but [ __ ] it.
>> Ooh, nice.
>> Here. Okay.
>> So, let's see who >> I'm not drinking. No. No.
>> Yeah. James drove.
>> I'll have one then. [laughter] >> I'll have one, too. I got to work.
>> Oh, man. You have one of the funniest stories from Raspberry.
>> What?
>> From Jersey. You driving. You drove to Jersey with uh with Juan.
>> Who's Juan Madano? No. Juan um >> Juan Carlo.
>> [ __ ] I forget.
>> Oh, Juan Nicolon.
>> Juan Nicolo. Yeah.
>> One more cocktail and I'm picking the train. [laughter] >> Yeah, we did it. We did Atlantic City Comedy Club and everyone did well. We were drinking after. I had like three.
That three might be a lot when you're driving. And he got >> Yeah, that's a lot.
>> Yeah. And by They were very strong drinks. And by the time the third one, he's like, "Oh, what are you doing?" And I'm like, "I'm going to have a drink."
He's like, "No, you have to drive."
[laughter] I'm like, "Well, I'll be all right." With his accent pretty much.
Yeah. And he's like, he's like, "No, if you if you have one more drink, I'm taking the bus home." Like, [laughter] >> "All right, take the bus.
>> Don't threaten me with a good [ __ ] time." [ __ ] >> War room. Yeah. Get out.
>> And it's just every day I think of that.
I'm just like, "What if he would have just taken the bus home, dude? Who's taking the bus home from Atlantic City?"
>> I [ __ ] have to do it. Yeah.
>> Is it Is it terrible?
>> No, it's If you're like [ __ ] blackout drunk, you get there really quick.
>> How long was it? Like 3 hours?
>> 3 hours?
>> Got my car towed. Who is it? Just you and a bunch of Asian ladies.
>> I wish >> I did it from old Asian ladies. I'm talking like old friend of a good time.
You're talking about the Chinese bus.
>> Yeah, I thought China bus.
>> I took the bus home from uh Boston once.
The Chinese bus sucks.
>> What was it? Like 10 bucks?
>> Yeah. It smells terrible.
>> They have like chickens on there and [ __ ] like that.
>> Yeah, it's not that bad, bro.
>> I've only I've only taken a bus when it's like a group thing like from Long Island going to six places or going to jail.
>> Going to jail. [laughter] going to court. I took acid and took a bus from Baltimore to North Carolina. 9 hours. She was so much fun.
>> You were on a bus for 9 hours on >> acid. Yeah.
>> How else are you going to be on a bus for 9 hours?
>> No, that's too much.
>> And I was right next to the bathroom, too. So, every person I was like smelling it.
>> I did acid on a bus once, too. And I was I freaked the [ __ ] out. I was actually going to Maryland for Whistle.
>> Why'd you freak out? It's a very common experience.
>> Because uh I thought I I thought I pissed on myself.
>> You probably did.
>> I didn't. But I didn't.
>> I pissed myself, too. I kept telling myself I pissed on myself.
>> I You don't [ __ ] your pants on acid sometimes?
>> No, [screaming] never. I'll cry before I [ __ ] my pants.
>> My first I >> No, I don't cry on acid. It's mushroom.
>> I only took acid once. I didn't know that you weren't supposed to take it when you're going to bed. So, I took it.
[laughter] >> You took acid before bed. Did you like >> Did you like fall asleep a little bit?
>> Dude, I was up all night. I was just sending people clips of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Like, dude, have you seen this show? It's [laughter] so funny.
>> How long ago is this?
>> Like 5 6 years ago. People are like, "Dude, it's 4:00 a.m. What?" like the next morning like, "Why are you texting me at 4 a.m.?"
>> Did you have work the next day?
>> I don't know. I don't remember. It was a while ago.
>> I almost got hit by a light rail train on shrooms >> in Baltimore. I fell off a light road.
What do [laughter] you mean?
>> Were you riding on the top like almost got hit by one?
>> I had a buddy who sold shrooms. They were about this much and he just gave it to me. He goes, "Eat it till you feel something." That was my first time doing it. He thought I was going to slow down so I just kept eating it until I threw up. And I went full-blown like Galactic.
Yeah.
>> Like his dad walked in the front door and I thought I was a bear. So I just [ __ ] dipped it, right? So I had to get back to [ __ ] No, he's an Indian guy.
>> Oh, you thought it was a BR. You thought it was I thought it was Chris.
[laughter] >> I dipped, bro. So I had to get back to my in Pikesville and I I went to light rail station and there was no train but I saw the light and I was like, "Oh, I can just follow the light [laughter] cuz you know like the light takes you home." So I walked on the tracks towards the light railroad train and then it started shaking and I was like, "What is this? This feels like not good." And then it started coming towards me and I was like, "Oh fuck." And I jumped off the side into this bridge and I found water and I just started drinking out of the river.
>> That would be a bad trip if you got hit.
You jumped into the water.
>> I jumped into like a sewage line and I started drinking the water cuz I was thirsty. It was like a whole thing and I I had like this whole trip where I saw myself come out my dad's dick and be reborn. It was beautiful.
>> This is like your origin story.
>> It's like Batman.
>> But radioactive sewage.
>> I got back on the train. I'm covered in [clears throat] dirt and mud. Like it's I lost my glass. Sewage. Sewage. Did you touch the third rail at all?
>> No, no, no. I was walking on the wood part. I'm sitting there and I have my glasses off. So, I'm on shrooms and I see these like three like big hood [ __ ] and they're like looking at me.
They're laughing at me and my head was like, "You can't let them [ __ ] punk.
You got you got you got to stand up for yourself. You got to say something." So, I stood up to them. I was like, "Yo, where the [ __ ] is this train girl?" It was like one old lady. [laughter] >> She freaked the [ __ ] out. She started screaming. I had to run out the train. I didn't know where I got and I saw >> Wait, there weren't actually guys on?
>> No, I had my glasses off. I was on shrooms.
>> I just saw it that way.
How old were you when this happened?
>> I was like 19, 20. I used to take acid all the time. I I've taken acid like 35 times.
>> Explain. It explains a lot. Yeah, >> I love acid. It's my favorite drug.
>> I remember uh one of my early experiences when uh taking acid, this kid had a [ __ ] quarter stick of dynamite on him because his father was like worked in construction and we're in the woods in the trails behind like this park by where I live. And in the middle of us just everybody's tripping out. We just see him lighting the [ __ ] It's like a long fuse. Like the fuse is probably like this long. So he's just going like this, but nobody's stopping him. We're all looking at him.
>> And he's just going and he [ __ ] lights this [ __ ] And we saw everybody freeze up for a second like, "Yo, what the fuck?" And then he just [ __ ] licks his finger, goes like this, and then turns it off. He's like, "Yeah, I saw Bugs Bunny do this." [laughter] >> I always walk away cuz you can't be around someone like that.
>> Yeah. I was like, "Yo, get the [ __ ] out of here." And somebody just grabbed it out of his hand.
>> I would have thrown it. Tossed it. No, >> bro. Everybody just sat there stuck and then we ran. But then he just [ __ ] lost his finger.
>> Dynamite. He took it from his father.
>> Yeah. Yeah. People who do like uh >> it was a quarter sticking and [ __ ] Yeah.
>> It's still like a M80 is like 116th of a dynamite. So it's like four times >> cuz the thing is it's the it's it still looks like a stick of dynamite, but it's only a quarter filled with gunpowder.
Yeah.
>> So it's not like a little smaller one.
Would you like pull up a sign like uh-oh [laughter] and then kills all of you?
>> There was just a silhouette of smoke of where I was standing with. [laughter] >> Would it kill everyone in this room?
>> Yeah. Hell yeah.
>> If we like lit it and threw it right there.
>> Let it threw it right there with people.
>> Uh >> you would be reincarnated cuz that's what you'll [laughter] come back with six more arms. Come back as a cow or something.
>> You get re You get reincarn You get reincarnated as Pat Barry.
>> [laughter] >> See, right back here at the podcast, where'd you go?
>> But you see me on stage. Kill me.
>> Honestly, [laughter] I'm a good enough person that I should be reincarnated as a white man in the next life.
>> Yeah. Hell yeah. You got to go black.
>> You don't want this.
>> Go black, dude. Black. You don't want >> The market is down for white.
>> I know. Yeah. Yeah. I miss the I missed the golden years.
>> Yeah. Now is the time to >> 1950s white guy. [laughter] >> Oh my god.
>> Yeah. 1950s.
>> Also, shout out to Derek thinking he's a white guy.
>> You're a Puerto Rican Jew. You're not a white guy. I mean, I'm >> He's more white than Puerto Rican.
>> I'm white pass. I'm more Jewish than anything.
>> He's more Jewish than Jewish white.
>> Well, bro, there's really like Puerto Rican isn't like a blood. It's not like a thing they can find in your blood.
>> I can find it.
>> What was your mom?
>> My mom is Puerto Rican.
>> What was her last name?
>> Vargas Patowns. [laughter] >> So, >> murder scenes, interviews.
>> I always go based on the mom.
>> I mean, and also my but my last name is is Jewish also.
>> I go based on the crimes. Uh, >> I thought Dresser was Puerto Rican.
>> Yeah, [laughter] >> this whole time I thought Dresser was >> from the the west side of the island.
>> [ __ ] Dresser puppy.
>> Isn't Dresser German?
>> German Jew.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, man.
>> German Jew. Puerto Rican.
>> Fran Dresser is a Jew.
>> Fran Joshua.
>> The first German Puerto Rican.
>> My favorite. One of my favorite Jews of all time.
>> Hey man, we got to kill them Jews or something, man.
>> Friends. Oh, uh, the nanny.
>> Yeah, >> friend.
>> I mean, people, you know, sometimes I feel white. When do you feel white?
>> Right now.
>> Yeah. I mean, you're surrounded by a lot of them. You know, once also you're whiter than him in this.
>> No, Jimmy's [ __ ] stepmom is black.
>> Yeah, mom. That's not a blood relative.
>> Yeah, I know. But still, it's wild.
>> He still beats off to her. [laughter] >> He's like, I still beat off to her. A real one. Nice. How black is she?
>> She's pretty black.
>> How black?
>> Braids and stuff.
>> Wait, what?
>> Braids and stuff? No braids. We was Italian and [ __ ] black, [laughter] >> but my dad's Sicilian so he's very dark.
So, >> wait, is your dad Colazio?
>> Yeah. But so sometimes we'll go out to dinner. We'll go out to dinner with him.
He's dark and she's black and people like look at me like what are you adopting? [laughter] >> I love he's dark. She's People come up to me like you need help. The wait staff like guys, [laughter] she's black. Get the table in the back.
They go up and start quoting scenes from the Bronx Tail. [laughter] Dick Snay on the chicken scale.
But sometimes people cuz my all right so my mom passed away and then my dad got remarried. Oh thank you. But then sometimes people will ask me like I'll say oh my dad went married to a black woman and they'll be like oh are you how do you feel about that? I don't know if they mean like that he got remarried or that she's black. So I'll try to like test the waters or something like yeah it's different. That's for sure.
>> Yeah you're telling me [laughter] >> your mom's ghost is definitely like this [ __ ] >> Oh yeah.
>> This whole time [ __ ] Travis Kelce me this [ __ ] [laughter] >> How long was it after your mom passed you that got remarried? Three years.
Something like that.
>> 10 minutes.
>> That's respectable.
>> Yo, dudes be getting overshoot.
>> It [laughter] was a nurse. It was a nurse.
>> Me one like your boy.
>> Me take care of you. Wait, does this lady happen to be Haitian or Jamaican?
[laughter] >> Six years wiping this lady's pom pom.
Sopranos. [laughter] >> Jimmy, go to bed. We got to >> I seen the bank statement. I know this white man. I'mma buy you a leather jacket. Wear the leather jacket.
Pontilo, that is [laughter] my name.
>> Pivillo.
>> I just I just woke in with braids and [laughter] >> thank you. I appreciate this.
>> You're too skinny, James. [laughter] >> The first time he found out when he comes home and he goes to walk through the door and it just beads. James, let me check your backpack for a crackpipe.
[laughter] >> You got the teddy bear. Want to check it for a gun? It is a nice little uh It is a nice card though. You know, some people have like a PBA card. That's like a nice little card.
>> Yeah, for sure. You guys send out Christmas cards.
>> PR.
>> That would be [laughter] Christmas cards.
>> You get along good with her?
>> Yeah, we get along.
>> You send Quanza cards.
>> How am I not going to get along with my black stepmom?
>> Yeah, you have to.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. You get cancelceled if you don't.
>> I really like Obama. What [laughter] >> is she? It'd be so funny if she was Republican.
>> Yeah.
>> I got a black mom, too.
>> Nice. Hey, there we go.
>> Anyone else?
>> I got a I got a black grandma.
>> Do you really?
>> Too far. Too far.
>> Wait, she she's no black. She's Dominican.
>> I haven't Nobody in your family is like too too dark.
>> N Yeah, we whitewashed ourselves.
>> Yeah.
>> But what is that whole thing? What is that whole thing about Dominicans being black? Is there any truth?
>> God said that.
>> Oh. Is there any truth to it?
>> I mean, there are black Dominicans.
>> It's because of Haiti.
>> They don't acknowledge Haiti.
>> No, it's not because of Haiti. It's cuz there was Africans coming to both sides.
Yeah, but you guys don't acknowledge Haiti.
>> Yeah, they acknowledge because they're Haitian. [laughter] >> But it's right there. It's the same place. We don't What do you mean we don't acknowledge it? We We have nothing but Haitian jokes. Wouldn't you guys all be Dominican the whole thing?
>> Well, the name of the island itself is Hispanola.
>> Used to be. That's the name of the whole island.
>> Before before the split, it was >> a French colony on one side, right?
>> Yeah.
>> Why they split? The French split them up.
>> French had a peace and the Spanish had a peace.
>> Yeah. It was just divided through them and then the the Haitian >> So Dominican was the French side, right?
But the thing is this before the French got there and before the Spanish got there, there was no black people on the island. There was >> It was safe.
>> It was Denas. [laughter] >> Well, well, there was still brown people. Why'd you say that? That's [ __ ] up. Okay.
>> It [clears throat] was still your door locked. You're saying, right?
>> There was no [laughter] black people, but they still had brown people.
>> The CVS wasn't locked up. Is that what you're saying?
>> Tyos weren't armed that dark.
>> Yeah, they were.
>> No, >> they were dark. They lived in the Caribbean. They look like me and they were her color. or they look like me.
>> No, the [ __ ] >> He did not. [laughter] >> He read that in his Bible.
>> No, not even. That's the Heino that Trump fair skin.
>> He read that in the town.
>> That fair skin and light eyes.
>> Is that promised to you or something?
>> Hey, pull up a picture of a tyino.
>> My grandmother, they look crazy.
>> Well, yeah. High cheekbones for sure. My grandma had them shits.
>> To be honest, it was Prius complexion.
>> Yeah, >> my grandmother was pretty much a little darker. Actually, my grandmother is pretty much Pria's complexion.
>> Like aboriginal.
>> Yeah, Dino's almost looked like like apocalyptto.
>> Priya actually looks like my grandma.
>> Was like that like that color. Native Americanish.
>> Grandma Carmen.
>> Grandma.
>> Maybe she's reincarnated as Priya.
>> You see? [laughter] >> So, what a maze.
>> So, you got So, up top. So, Bri, where your cousins?
>> Oh, yeah. That's [laughter] that's Pria's father up top.
>> I USED TO HAVE BANGS just like that, too. That's crazy.
>> This is the greatest soccer team of all time.
>> Holy [ __ ] Is that is that Dr. >> That's Samoa Joe. So [laughter] you see the left side that's Haiti and then the right side is >> Dr. That looks like a >> That's Joroagua.
>> Maana.
That looks like a lineup at the time.
>> Where you from? [laughter] >> Oh my god.
>> Are you from big nose [ __ ] here or you from over there?
>> I'm from uh Mickey Skin Head over here.
>> I'm from Grandpa uh Feather Neck.
>> You're from Long Back over here.
>> So the people in the north got bigger noses than the people on the people in the west don't really >> Well, now now it's different because the capital is more black Dominicans. And then >> where's the cowboy?
>> Is that Hispanola? People on the right got nice draw lines. Look at that.
>> Yeah. This is >> By the way, I love I love how whoever made this like they all look the same.
[laughter] >> Just use the same color shade.
>> Yeah. Same headbands except that guy, he has a neck brace.
>> That's you.
>> Yeah. [laughter] I'm from the neck brace.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> She was like, "Fuck that guy."
[laughter] >> But yeah, it's all mixed. There's a lot of There's some Jewish mixed pe uh Jewish mixed in DR. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> You know, they they went and had their own little city out there. Did you guys know about that? No, I did not.
>> Uh, it's called um I don't know [ __ ] Jtown.
[laughter] >> I know that there's a big pocket of Russians that like to be in the DR. >> Yeah. Canadians. Canadians.
>> If you are nice, I never been.
>> It's It's amazing.
>> Her is beautiful.
>> Is it really beautiful?
>> I'm going to Puerto Rico. It's a nice Florida.
>> Ah, it's a [ __ ] floating island of trash. If you want to go there, go ahead.
>> Puerto Rico is so much nicer than Dr. >> No, it's not.
>> It's like a vibe. Talk about it.
>> I mean, even though my cousins agree with that, I still think it's >> own Dominican cousins.
>> What makes it better?
>> It's just the people are just better.
>> Okay.
>> The food is better. It's cleaner. It's safer.
>> It's more run by America.
>> Okay.
>> It is a commonwealth. It's a commonwealth of the United States of America.
>> So, why is DR better?
>> Because it's not that much run by America.
>> They're just pulling strings in the shadows, right?
>> We don't You know what I mean?
>> They're throwing toilet paper.
>> Yeah. They're hitting them with bounty shots. [laughter] There you go. So, you're saying it's more lawless and more fun?
>> Yes. Yes. Yes. More [ __ ] >> Bro, when I got off the airplane, >> the free ones >> in Dr. >> Like just to get get the car to the hotel, like I felt like I was I I might as well been in Bangkok with people just screaming and [ __ ] >> There were a lot of trans people.
>> I thought there was about to be a [ __ ] fight.
>> All the Dominicans were loud.
>> They were LIKE, "NO, NO, NO, [screaming] NO, NO.
>> WOW, I'M so surprised, bro. It was >> We have parades every year to tell you this.
>> It was the most unprofessional shit."
The guy's like, "No, Papy, listen. You got [laughter] to you got to go outside, find the guy with this shirt like this."
>> That's how that's how Rio was when I went.
>> Yeah, it's crazy.
>> I would turn around like, "Take me to Florida. [laughter] >> I don't I don't need this.
>> I'd rather deal with Cubans."
>> Yeah. Just go there and be racist.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Cubans are are the most racist Hispanic.
>> Yeah, there were there were um >> Well, they want to be They want to be white, right?
>> They're funny in conversation, too.
>> Yeah.
>> Oh, you you're black. Good black, though.
>> [laughter] >> this old Cuban guy I used to work with.
Um he uh it was it was hilarious. I used to love listening to him complain. He's like he's like in Cuba I'm white. He's like I come here I'm [ __ ] I'm [clears throat] Hispanic. I'm Hispanic.
He's like I want to go back to Cuba so I can be white again.
>> Wow.
>> He means he's majority people.
>> Yeah. [laughter] >> That's what he's saying.
>> Racism in Cuba is crazy, bro.
>> Why are they so racist? Why do you think? Because basically what from what I understand is that >> it's [laughter] a different type of racism.
>> The black people >> has nothing to do with skin.
>> We're all they're all >> 100% has to do with skin. IT'S ALL IT'S A LOT of internalized racism.
>> I'm I'm just being stupid because you said why are they racist? [laughter] Why else >> race dick?
>> All right.
>> Cuz if I leave my wallet out, something might happen.
>> Every every country has their version of I don't like the darker version of us.
>> Yeah. Every country. Every country. And it's funny because the the lighter [laughter] >> how lighter skin the lighter skin >> mutation so we're more mutated than them.
>> I mean bro and let's not call me them >> than those people.
>> That felt [laughter] racist.
>> Yeah.
>> Than these people. No, that's it really is cuz you can you guys can stay out in the sun longer than us.
>> In Italy it's the same. The southern the northern Italians are racist towards the southern Italians. That's absolutely true.
>> You feel about the Moors?
Well, in Italy, >> it's funny about the Moors.
>> The Moors and the You never read The Moors and the Mullian. [laughter] >> You know that your great great great grandfather.
>> Yeah, >> it's my favorite movie.
>> The The Moors were >> You know that movie, >> bro? I know. Word for word, >> right? Yeah. The Moors. They had the last >> The Moors.
>> I haven't killed somebody since 91.
>> Yeah. [ __ ] [laughter] True Romance.
>> You ever seen that scene? You saw You seen True Romance.
>> You seen the scene? I watch the scene every night before I go to bed.
>> I love that scene.
>> It's a phenomenal scene. Yeah, it's a great scene.
>> It's a great movie as well. What's that?
Gary Oldman playing the [ __ ] black pimp.
>> He plays a black pimp.
>> He got t on screen. Chinese fool.
>> Yeah. He's like ever seen this.
>> I didn't know it was white boy day.
>> Yeah, I didn't know. [laughter] >> White boy day.
>> See, you sat down at my food. Watch some titties on the screen.
>> He's like Yeah. He's like He's like, man, he's like I got titties on the screen. Chinese food. He's like, you ain't looked at them titties.
>> You ain't sit down with us. [laughter] >> I want to know what you about.
>> What is this?
>> This is true romance, bro. Gary Oldman plays plays like a dreadlocked black pimp.
>> It's hilarious. [laughter] >> How do they make him look black? No, he just has >> he just has the black. Like he's got dreadlocks and he's like got one eye.
>> Got a gold tooth.
>> What the [ __ ] was his name in the movie?
>> I don't know. I just remember he's like [ __ ] Joe.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Some [ __ ] like that. It's white boy day. He's like I know.
>> I know. It was Mort.
>> Yeah.
>> It was a great scene.
>> I watched the uh go and watch that again.
>> You guys watched that new uh Kevin Hart uh comedy. Last comedy.
>> Yeah.
>> Why did they drop that on 420 >> talking about this >> of all days?
>> Because weedheads love comedy.
>> Yep.
Didn't Tata win or something?
>> No, Tata got eliminated. They kind of made her look like a hater first episode.
>> She's very funny.
>> Yeah. No, I She did good. She She had a great set. Anyone from New York make it past?
>> Uh, Eva Evans. Oh, >> she's >> Yeah. Usama. Both of them are passed.
Caitlyn Palo made it past.
>> Reg Thomas.
>> Reg Thomas made it past the first episode, got disqualified in the second.
>> Why they disqualify him?
>> Uh, >> they found out he was blocked.
>> They're like, "Ah, you look too much like uh like Isaac Hayes. We can't do nothing with that. We can't market that.
>> Do you know who Isaac is?
>> Yeah.
>> The voice of chef.
>> That's right. That's right.
Scientologist.
>> RIP. All right. Is he died, right?
[snorts] >> So they they disqualified Reg. Why?
>> Reg got Well, they just picked the best.
No, no, no, no. [laughter] >> No, he did he did really well. He had a good set, but he did the best.
>> They couldn't uh Dude, it was funny because like I I watched the first episode, right?
>> Poor Andre. Andre was literally in for 5 seconds.
>> Oh, dude. Andre cuz I knew about Andre.
>> They did dirty. They didn't give him no air time >> in the first round at the seller.
>> God damn.
>> Bro, it's on Netflix. This is all even I know not to do.
>> Wait, they showed his set?
>> Yeah. No, they didn't show his set.
>> So then you're just gossiping now.
>> No, it's on the show.
>> They showed his set.
>> They didn't show his set. They cut He had a funny joke. He's like, "Oh, uh, they got me to do a competition on Netflix. Is this Squid Games?" and when they killed, but then right after it cuts to Kevin Hart and uh uh Key Peele guy and he goes uh he's like, I mean, at least he stayed in the pocket. He was professional. We're basically saying he had beat the [ __ ] out of Michael Keegan if you said to [laughter] me.
>> No, they didn't say that to them.
They're at the table talking about it.
>> Find the table.
>> Yeah, but hold on. Staying in the pocket means like you're doing well.
>> No, that means he's maintain and you maintain the bomb. You don't pull up Michael Rich.
>> I just call that keeping keeping composure.
>> That's what he's saying. Yeah, >> you stayed in the pocket. The joke wasn't working, but you didn't back out.
>> Who said that?
>> Can I tell you something?
>> You don't start yelling. Let's go find them.
>> So, I went to the LA tapings. I just happened to be in town at the time and they emailed out like to everybody that submitted or whatever if you wanted to come to the tapings. So, I went to the tapings are 9:00 in the [ __ ] morning.
>> You're you're drink obviously the club was giving us free drinks. Um, so it's like you're drinking at 9:00 in the morning and like >> so these tapings you have to Exactly.
You have to realize it.
>> Wait till 4:00 in the afternoon.
>> You know, >> don't go up till 5:00.
>> All right. So, keep going with this Andre thing. Let me hear.
>> So, just cut her off.
>> That was that was all the information.
Yeah.
>> Yeah. She was >> Yeah, I'm getting distracted cuz like four people were talking at once. I'm like, >> but he goes to the uh after that they just kept Yeah. I don't know why I did that. [laughter] >> Cut that out, Jorge.
>> No, leave it in.
>> Just Just freeze the frame to right before I do it, but keep the the audio.
Uh but Jorge uh got stop drinking.
>> Yeah, I do. [laughter] Andre Andre after that, you just see he has a sad face for the rest of like any B.
>> I think he's just Asian.
>> I was going to say that too. [laughter] >> Andre is going to be fine, though.
>> Everyone who made the show is going to be fine. You know, >> Michael Keegan needs to get his ass beat. I'll say that.
>> I don't like him.
>> [ __ ] him.
>> Which one is he? Which one?
>> Bald light who doesn't make horror.
>> Who doesn't do comedy who just has a [ __ ] comedy writer. So, let's get that straight. He shouldn't be on that New York represent like the new >> So, he was he was one they had Kumar uh the Indian guy who male nun. Yeah. For Chicago. Funny as [ __ ] Yeah. For Chicago. Um and oh, my favorite part was when when the comics were like overly hacky.
>> Yeah.
>> You just see like the rest like he and KEVIN HART LIKE A HE'S sitting there like this [laughter] like yo this is not. And he's like yeah I don't think they got it. He was just like >> Kumar from Harold Kumar.
>> No, no, no. The Marvel movie from the from Silicon Valley.
>> Himage Manuba.
>> The one with the sixack.
>> What's his name?
>> Kuml Nani.
[laughter] God bless you by the way.
>> Yeah, that [ __ ] >> Kumar Mandami. That's his name.
[laughter] Kumarami.
>> I thought it was just Cash Patel. Hamas.
Sorry. Hamas manu. Sorry.
>> He said Hamas Manucci. [laughter] a lot of why he was a stadium name. Goddamn it.
>> So he was the more serious like judge out of all of them.
>> Yeah, he was like like if there were to be honest.
>> Yeah, he was great in Silicon Valley. I thought he stand.
>> I never watched his stand up, but I thought he was great.
>> He was on the green room with Patrice.
Remember?
>> No, I didn't watch that [ __ ] >> The watch on Showtime is him, Patrice, Rosie O'Donnell, and [ __ ] someone else.
>> Yeah, they were [ __ ] somebody else.
Who else would they be [ __ ] >> Oh, it was Bob Saget, too.
>> They [ __ ] Bob Saget.
>> No, that's why he died.
>> Is that [laughter] how you got the confession? [ __ ] to death.
>> That's how you hit the headboard. He got [ __ ] into the headboard. [laughter] But I thought it was funny like after the first episode, uh Reggie and Eva first make it through. So I text Eva right away. I was like, "Yo, good [ __ ] You look mad good in the first episode, she never responded."
>> And I was just like, >> I should have watched the whole thing before I said anything. The next episode, she has like a complete meltdown because she forgot a tag.
>> No. [groaning] What did she say? Wait, what did she say? No, but it just But she still killed him. She made it for the tag. She still >> I mean it happens. It happens. It happens to me all the time. It happens.
>> But I was like, is that why she didn't Wait, you [laughter] think she knows about tags?
>> I don't know. I don't do that. I'm a social media star.
>> So, is the tag is when you just call the audience [ __ ] >> Is [laughter] that a tag?
>> But no, she she still made it through and then just like But she cried a lot in that episode and I was like, maybe she didn't cry.
>> She cried on TV.
>> Yeah. On Netflix. It's not that [ __ ] serious.
>> No, she's a girl, too. Like, if it would have been one of you guys or us crying on TV, I'd be like, "God damn, that's bad."
>> First of all, Michael Keegan can't say [ __ ] to any of us.
>> No, but >> Which one is Michael Keegan?
>> The unfunny.
>> The unfunny one.
>> What does he look like? I don't know.
>> He's tall.
>> Imagine an alien but like light-skinned.
>> He was in Matt TV. The bald >> Imagine one of those tyos but without hair.
[laughter] >> He's the original Ty. He's He's from the neck brace tribe. He's He's a neck brace.
>> The neck brace.
>> Jordan Peele was funnier.
>> Whoa. Yeah. Now he just makes movie about people [ __ ] getting slaughtered and [ __ ] >> She's more talented.
>> Yeah. He's a guy.
>> He's very dark.
>> He's like, I mastered comedy already.
>> Yeah. I'm done with this [ __ ] [laughter] >> He's married to uh Chelsea.
>> Oh, Chelsea Handler's Chelsea Clinton.
>> Chelsea Handler is one of the judges, too.
>> How's she want to [ __ ] I want to [ __ ] you.
>> You have a You have a better chance. I know. That's why we got to love.
>> Yeah, she dated 50 Cent.
>> I might have a decent chance.
>> You maybe She likes black guys. She might like black [ __ ] too.
>> My dildo's black. [laughter] >> Doesn't count. That's disgusting.
>> That [ __ ] made Gio uncomfortable.
>> Yeah, it'd be [laughter] hard. I'll breakick y'all.
>> Come on.
>> Yeah, I can't I'm not going to watch the show. I can't do it.
>> It was It was still a great watch.
>> I just can't I I don't want to watch my peers.
>> No, I Wait, you consider them your peers?
>> I I know I know them in real life.
There's no one who Yeah, I watch it just like they don't deserve this. [laughter] >> Hey, you should watch.
>> Why do you think I watch it? I don't like alert.
>> Let it be known.
>> I don't I don't like how they try to make Tata look like a hater. I don't know.
>> How about this? Who's the best comic out of all of them? Let's make it hot.
>> Objective. Objectively or subjectively?
Subjectively or objectively? I don't know what those words mean.
>> Uh objective.
>> Objectively means like >> I don't need I don't need to know. I don't know.
>> Subjectively is like to a broader audience. answer the [ __ ] question.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> I'd say Tata first of all, then Eva, and then Re, >> then Andre, and then whoever's left.
Damn. I don't know. Eva. I would put Eva before.
>> I would put Eva at the top of that list.
>> Really? I think Tata is so funny.
>> She's funny, but >> as far as like joke structure and >> you [laughter] [ __ ] nerd.
>> You know why Eva is magical?
>> Yeah.
>> Why? cuz I've booked her on a lot of like 420 shows and she's the only person I've booked that consistently gets a high ass crowd to laugh the [ __ ] out loud like they're at a normal show.
>> Yeah, good. See, >> cuz she's a bad [ __ ] I would laugh at any she says >> [ __ ] I [ __ ] a lot of bad [ __ ] but she's she's gorgeous, right? She's hot.
But >> if I ever did [ __ ] a black chicken, be Evans. I've said this. I say this all the time. You said, >> you know, [laughter] think I should message her.
>> She watches that. She watches the bucket. Andre was the friend of the show.
>> He was the former co-host of In Godfrey We Trust.
>> Yeah, I know. That was a weird >> Andre is very funny.
>> Yeah. No, he's hilarious. I think he's got that color has black voice once.
>> He has black voice. No, that's why Godfrey hired him.
>> He thought he was black over the phone and then he shows up. He's like, "Ah, [ __ ] it. You're already here. [laughter] >> My laundry.
>> Used to be fat. Now I'm slim.
>> Can you bring Wong tongs?"
>> Remember when Andre used to wear a [ __ ] dress coat?
>> I I didn't know at Old Man. He used to wear a dress coat to perform. It was hilarious. Like a [ __ ] like a blazer >> coat or whatever, >> you know. He wear like a bl like a blazer.
>> Why?
>> Wear like a blazer and like like our like >> Is he Chinese?
>> No, he's Korean.
>> Oh, it's Korean.
>> Cuz it's a very like Chinese thing to do >> to wear a dress coat >> like to dress up >> like a dress coat with a [ __ ] t-shirt on underneath was >> like a 2000s comic.
>> I used to like rub his belly.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Do [laughter] Yeah.
[clears throat] >> What's up, yo? How you doing?
>> Yeah, I know it's crazy. My voice sounds like >> I like Reggie Thomas. That joke he does about when your side chick breaks up with you and you can't tell your girlfriend about it. [laughter] >> So [ __ ] funny and relatable and not me. Now back to that. I would say out of all the guys I have to put Rege on top of that.
>> Why didn't they put Jordan too?
>> Jordan Rock cuz they're usually together. That's too many black people in one show.
>> That's Kevin Hart's show. But they still have to cut the They have to make >> Yeah, but that's a lot of energy for one black guy which suffocates energy.
>> Is it a bit much you think? Is that [snorts] >> was it the seller?
>> Yeah. So they had the New York and the seller. The in LA it was the improv for the first round and then Chicago was >> Second City.
>> Second city.
>> So they make all these comics go to all these cities.
>> No they pulled from Liz Glazer go to Chicago. I noticed that. And then they made the some of the Austin people go to Chicago. Who's in the Austin crew?
>> Olivia Carter went to >> Uncle Laser.
>> He went Yeah. No probably scared [laughter] Kevin Hart.
Yeah. He's like, "Oh, he looks like he wants to short little niggly. [laughter] >> I like you, Kev." Yeah.
>> Yeah. He's like, he definitely says it.
>> Yeah. I'll put you in the back of my car. [laughter] >> Uncle Laser's a nephew.
>> No, Uncle Laser is a [ __ ] hilarious guy.
>> No, he's Yeah, he seems like a cool dude. I've never >> I don't think Kev would like him.
[laughter] >> I've I've never really interacted with him, but he does seem like uh like a like a cool guy. Well, I bro I saw him [ __ ] taking swings with like a with a a baseball influencer I follow. So, I was like, "Oh, I I like >> Oh, you like him now, Dick. [laughter] >> He He just has chaos.
>> He looks like a baseball dude. He looks like like he plays baseball on a Florida team."
>> He played He played a baseball guy.
>> He's Are you kidding me? Yankees are >> We're both big baseballs.
>> Yankees are what?
>> I'm I'm I'm a big ball guy.
>> I'm a Mets girl.
>> Are you Are you serious?
>> I don't know. It could be a hat thing. I wore the hat for whatever.
>> Are you from Que? Yeah, that makes sense. Makes sense.
>> Oh, you're a Mets fan, too.
>> Yeah, Mets are >> Didn't the Mets get down there?
>> Yeah. Is it crazy you guys finally broke your [ __ ] losing streak cuz of a Yankee? [clears throat] >> Sodto. Yeah, he's an old washed up Yankee.
>> No, Luke Luke Wever.
>> Did you see what Luke We said? He's like, oh, I might be a small guy, but like don't mess, dude. You got to get a save.
>> Like, bro, shut up. [ __ ] save. Get one save.
>> He did last night.
>> Yeah, we got last night.
>> I like baseball.
>> Sucked all year in last year. like 12 [ __ ] you sit there for 9 hours just waiting for something to happen like that they got a pitch clock now thank god >> they got a pitch clock and they got the uh >> so you know uh >> not that many black players anymore now that they instituted a clock >> what happened to Jackie [laughter] >> Jackie Robin I didn't get enough >> I don't know that was a good that was a good thing black people what does that mean so that the pitcher has to throw the ball quickly >> yeah but the the batter has to make eye contact with the pitcher by 8 seconds.
>> So, it's a black thing. They don't like eye contact.
>> No, it's an autistic thing.
>> It's autistic thing.
>> So, if you don't look at the picture, he doesn't throw it yet.
>> You're If you don't if you don't make eye contact with the pitcher, they call a strife on you.
>> Oh, this is new.
>> Yeah, it's all new. Yeah.
>> You know what's funny? Even when I when I like play the video game and the guy I'm playing against is using Jackie, I I I hit him >> on purpose.
>> I hit him. I just throw >> Everybody does that.
>> You have to. You have to. Whenever they drop the Negro League uh program, you just hit all of them >> as soon as they start putting a baseball.
>> There's a Negro League story line.
>> They got Negro League players >> and the announcers say the N word.
>> They got they got they got Rudy Judy Johnson.
>> Yeah, you guys got the crazy Smokeoky Joe Williams.
>> I remember I used to play Allstar baseball for >> You don't belong here. Press X to agree.
[laughter] >> Turkey Hearns. Stand up for yourself.
>> Turkey Sterns. Yeah, Turkey Sterns.
Mammy Mammy Peanut Johnson. Yeah, they had they had a female they have a female player uh Tony Stone. That's too far.
>> And Mammy and Mammy Johnson.
>> Mammy Johnson. That's racist.
>> Mammy.
>> Mammy.
>> So, I know MLP has like the the off [ __ ] uh field game, right?
>> So, do you play as the black characters?
Do you like experience racism off the field?
>> Yeah. They call you n word and all that.
Really?
>> Yeah. You got to drink from the different fountains.
>> Are you being dead serious?
>> But it tells you like you got a choice like white or black. White or color. And if you go, you can go pick the white, but somebody's going to call you the N word while >> a white guy hits a home run and they're celebrating in a dugout, Jackie will just be off to the side by himself.
>> Are you dead serious? Celebrate. She made it authentic. This is real.
[laughter] >> Yeah.
>> What the [ __ ] >> are you thinking? It's not a big That's I was like, that's not real.
>> No. Yeah, cuz they got this in the the the game age says 6 years old and above.
They're going to put that in.
>> Bro, the hate that the the Negro League players get is insane.
>> Yeah. online.
>> I legit thought there's a Negro League baseball game that you could play.
>> There is.
>> No, there's a Negro League program in the game. So, you they have like games that you could play as a Negro League team.
>> See, you were close.
>> I didn't say it.
>> You were close.
>> 10551. [laughter] >> Didn't have to cut that yet. You were close.
>> Oh, >> what? That's like the third time.
>> Yeah. All right, we got Let's finish this up and I'm out of here.
>> Well, let's do plugs first and then we got >> No payw wall.
>> No, no, you're going to do a payw wall.
>> I got to go. You got to go. You got to go. You got to leave. I got I got we'll do a >> Go ahead, Miles. Tell everybody where to find me.
>> Uh Miles to Miles_. You can find me everywhere. What's up?
>> Oh, Pontello Sauce on Instagram. Oh, I'm uh this is I'm writing for the uh Comedy Central Rose of Kevin Hart. Speaking of Kevin Hart, >> are you really?
>> I don't know if any of the jokes will get I don't know if the jokes will GET >> Are you getting paid?
>> Yes.
>> Let's go.
>> I don't know if the joke I don't know if the jokes get >> uh Dave Cyrus friend. Damn. Should I I can name drop him, right?
>> Yeah, sure.
>> I actually found out last night. I mean, again, I don't know if the jokes will get picked up or anything, but >> Jared Schwarz is gonna message him tomorrow.
>> How you got that, bro? How'd you got that?
>> Is he going to hit [laughter] a left?
>> Can you name one of the jokes you did or no?
>> I haven't started yet. I just found out last night. Let's go. Congratulations.
>> You got to write jokes about the deis.
And then >> talk about how short he is. That's good.
>> Yeah. Yeah. And black. [laughter] >> Short and black. There's something there.
>> Talking about how he's going to throw a >> be like Kevin Hart. There's a heart.
Something there. The heart. You got to mention I was going to break a dollhouse over his son if he sees him playing with it.
>> Yeah, >> he cheated on his wife. Cheating on his wife.
>> Did he really?
>> Yeah, he cheated his wife.
>> Got in a car accident.
>> Tracy Morgan. I thought that was Tracy.
>> No, he got in a car accident.
>> Another black comic.
>> Tracy Morgan got in a bad car accident.
>> Yeah, he wasn't driving, >> right?
He got hit by Walmart.
>> These are all great ideas.
>> Yeah, Pria.
>> Oh, yeah. You can find me everywhere.
Pria Blunts. And uh please keep a lookout. I just had an amazing 420 show.
We're going to be running it back again >> at the Tyson 2.0. 0 lounge in Brooklyn.
So follow them as well. No, [laughter] actually in June. In June, we're definitely we're doing >> We're going to do it on 620th.
>> We're going to do [laughter] it on 620.
>> 620.
>> Right after Junth.
>> No, [clears throat] I'm sorry. Go ahead.
What day is it?
>> Uh we don't have an exact date, but it will be in June. But yeah, Tyson 2.0 Lounge. They just opened in Brooklyn.
And hell yeah, we're going to be doing comedy there once a month.
>> You're looking at baseball [ __ ] >> No, no, I was looking for a real I'm checking my emails.
>> [laughter] >> I was chat. I got to send an email, too.
I need to get paid.
>> Follow me on Instagram, Gio Perez86.
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So, >> might thumbs up.
>> You never know.
>> You never know, man. We got four, five and a half more months. You're on.
>> No, no, no. I just made that. We made that goal last time. Follow me at Derek Dresser. I don't know. Maybe I'll care again one day >> when baseball season's over. Softball.
>> No. Look, he's got to He's got to make it to his baseball game right now.
>> What position are you?
>> I pitch.
>> You're a catcher.
>> He's a catcher. [laughter] >> Plugs. You do your plugs.
>> Yeah. Derek Dresser.
>> Derek Dresser, everybody. That's been the episode. End it with some baseball music.
[music] >> [music] [music]
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