Midnight Burger effectively turns complex quantum theory into a gripping moral crisis about the cost of infinite energy. It is a rare example of sci-fi that makes high-concept physics feel both intellectually stimulating and emotionally grounded.
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Previously on Midnight Burger, there's a guy named Casper, and he's got a lot of friends. Hey, Phil. I didn't mean to come here. I know it's very strange, but to get out of your life, I'm going to need your help. Yes, that's right, folks. Casper is somewhere out there in the multiverse doing what he does best, which is, of course, get people much smarter than he is to get him out of the jam he put himself in. I need your help.
>> Help with what?
>> I need you >> to help me >> make a motorboat. He's trying to get back to Cryptsia where David is.
>> I brought you balloons.
>> Also, Effie the robot and Zebulon the ship.
>> Zebulon.
>> Also, that weird lady who put that thing in his brain that one time.
>> Hello, Casper.
>> Take this [ __ ] thing out of my head.
>> No, >> Kazzy. Take this [ __ ] thing out of my head. No.
>> Meanwhile, Croc's got a gun.
>> What do you call it?
>> A weapon.
>> I'm sure as a responsible gun owner, Croc only has this gun for self-defense.
>> To destroy the diner.
>> Oops. Now, let's remember the rule of guns is that if you put a gun on stage in the first act, you can't fire it until act Oops. Let's start the shift.
Heat. Heat.
Carl, I'm going to go ahead and put this in the category of bad. Do you feel comfortable with that?
Okay, let's game this out. We have a big gun.
It's being proposed that this big gun can destroy the diner, right?
Let's consider for a moment all the things the diner has been through and not been destroyed. A black hole one time, etc. What then could be made that would destroy it? That's the question, right?
It can't be a question of highlevel energy because what has more energy than a black hole? Also, if it did have more energy than a black hole, it would rip apart basically everything as soon as it was fired, right?
So then it must be something else. Some sort of Achilles heel.
Yeah, I hear you. They could just be fooling themselves. She says she's going to destroy the diner, but what the hell does she know?
>> I know. More data.
Hi.
So, Jazinka, this big gun of yours, how does it work?
>> New energy.
>> New energy.
Can you expand on that?
>> No.
>> Okay.
So, what phase of the testing are you in?
>> Efficacy testing is complete.
>> It's complete.
You know how it works?
>> Correct.
>> The diner is destroyed.
>> No.
>> How do you know it works?
>> There have been several successful tests on targets in the testing field. The testing field. What is that?
>> My father has collected a field of test targets.
>> Test the other constructs. The ones scattered all around the castle.
>> For an ample period of time, my father has been collecting similar targets and arranging them in the testing field.
>> Oh, >> it is important to continue maintenance testing. I will test now.
>> That's okay.
Just don't do this on my account. It's really fine.
>> It is important to continue maintenance testing.
>> I really take your word for it.
>> Here is our current target, >> the stone fox.
>> It is the most recent acquisition.
Testing will identify deviations.
>> Maybe skip it, though.
>> Please secure yourself for energy release.
>> Energy release.
The target has been destroyed. It's gone.
You destroyed it.
>> As I said, the testing phase for the weapon has ended.
>> What phase are you in now?
>> Targeting. The constructs in the targeting field do not require acquisition in a targeting matrix. In order to destroy an extra solar target, there will need to be complex targeting schemes.
So, how far along are you in testing the targeting?
>> Testing is nearly complete. All that is required now is a target within range.
>> What's your range?
>> As soon as Midnight Burger is detected in the Cryptaceia system, I will target the weapon and fire.
>> [ __ ] great.
Any ideas, Carl?
This is how you do it.
>> Agreed.
We've been flying wrong our whole lives.
Incorrectly. We were supposed to be flying privately this whole time.
>> We were. Instead, we were flying publicly.
I didn't realize how terrible it was until now.
These seats are leather.
I may not be able to leave this plane.
>> Why would we leave?
>> It's nicer than my house.
>> Can we get her to take the long way to wherever we're going?
Where are we going?
>> No idea.
>> Do we want to know?
>> No idea.
>> Good morning.
>> Hello.
>> Can I get you anything to drink?
>> To drink?
H how deep are we going into the lap of luxury here?
>> Two mimosas, please.
>> All right, then.
>> No problem. Please look over these NDAs while you wait.
>> Okay.
NDAs.
Guess it was just a matter of time.
>> Are we going to be asked to make weapons of mass destruction?
>> It's possible.
>> Okay. Do you know how to make a weapon of mass destruction? Because I have no idea.
>> Why would I know?
>> You're a physicist.
>> Uh, we're both physicists, >> right? But my physics is the stargazy physics, and your physics is closer to the making things blow up physics.
>> I guess I can figure it out.
>> Great. And we're okay with that morally >> as long as we get to stay on the plane.
>> So that was one of them, right?
>> What?
>> Her she's one of the android things.
There's two of them, right?
>> That was one of them, >> I think. So, >> wow.
It's not as impressive as the leather seats, but it's nice work.
>> Hey there.
>> Well, well, well, >> Mr. Motorboat.
>> Everything all right? You guys are comfortable.
>> So comfortable.
>> I realize this is a rather unusual situation.
>> We don't know what you mean.
>> An android just took our drink order and we're looking over these NDAs while we're being flown to an undisclosed location. And I'm like, God, again, >> just another Tuesday.
>> Sure. Uh, I promise all will be explained to you.
>> We can't wait for that explanation.
>> We can't. Hey, Casper, did you know I can get the internet on my phone?
>> I've I've heard about that. I I I hear it's very popular.
>> When the most powerful woman on the planet tells you to get on a plane, you just kind of do it. It's obligatory.
>> But then there's you, >> right? And I was like, who's this guy?
>> I get that a lot.
>> The ex-husband of the most powerful woman on the planet.
>> That's me.
>> Who walked into my office asking for a motorboat?
>> H phrasing. Look, I realize that an android just took your drink order and yet I'm really the odd one out on this plane >> because you teach middle school history and everyone else on this plane can crush walnuts with their intellect.
>> Something like that.
>> Okay. Two mimosas.
>> Fantastic.
>> We didn't read these NDAs, but we signed them anyway.
>> Great.
>> We're totally fine with whatever death ray laser you guys are building.
>> That's great to know.
Let me know if you need anything else.
>> We will. Everything is so great, by the way. You're doing such a great job.
>> Thank you.
>> How's your day going? You having a good day?
>> Uh, I I am. Thank you for asking.
>> Of course.
>> Could I get something to drink?
>> Ma'am, robot ma'am, could I have a beverage? You know what? Uh, I'll be right back.
>> Seriously, what? You're hitting on the Android? I'm not hitting on the android.
>> How's your day going? Are you having a good day?
>> That's not hitting on someone.
>> So, really, something just needs to be shaped like a woman. Do you hit on the hoola girls that truckers keep on their dashboard, too?
>> Well, those are pretty hot.
>> Cheers, dummy.
>> Cheers, dummy.
>> Hey, what's up?
>> This is stupid. Why am I doing this? Why don't we just tell them everything?
>> Well, we can't dump it all on them at once. We need to slowly introduce all of the completely ridiculous aspects of the story one at a time.
>> Human beings are so slow.
>> Don't complain to me about slowness.
Right before this, you were literally watching trees grow.
>> Fine.
>> We've got the NDA signed, which Filamina was really worried about. Now, I'm going to go talk to her and we will get to the nitty-gritty of the situation. Okay.
Fine.
>> Fine.
I would just like to say you're a super powerful android who can see through time and space and you could totally tell us exactly what's going to happen and all of the right things to do, but you're just not doing that and I haven't complained about that at all.
>> Spoilers, cast.
>> Oh, for [ __ ] sake.
>> Yes, I've seen the numbers and they don't make any sense. We're going to have to start the process over from the beginning. Recalibrate the units and go back to square one. I don't know how to solve this problem right now and I don't have time. Set everything back to zero and wait for my goad.
>> Hi.
>> Hi.
>> What's going on?
>> Important things.
>> Yes.
>> Things I wouldn't understand, I'm assuming.
>> I'm trying to bring back two and three.
>> Two and three were zapped into a random place in the multiverse.
>> Their minds were backed up to the main frame on campus. I'm trying to load those minds into new simulacrims.
But something's not working.
>> You can just reboot them into new bodies.
>> Theoretically, I can, but something's not working.
>> Would you like my two cents? Maybe I can solve the problem.
>> No, thank you. Are we ready to do this?
>> As ready as we're ever going to be.
>> You really think they're going to buy this?
>> It's uh a thoroughly unbelievable story, but we've got pretty compelling evidence. And they're not going to just freak out and join a nunnery.
>> Uh, those two joining a nunnery is actually a more unbelievable story than the one we're about to tell them.
>> Fine, let's go.
>> Okay.
>> Hello, I'm Filamina.
>> Hello.
>> You have a lovely plane.
>> Thank you.
>> Will we all get one of these when it's Utopia?
>> No. Another strike for Utopia.
>> I've been asking around about you two.
>> Rut row. That's almost never followed by something good.
>> Did they talk about how good we are at parties >> or would be if we ever went to them?
>> If you talk to Professor Alyssa Keithley at Caltech, I don't know how the lab mice got out and she can't prove anything.
>> I actually suffer from delayed onset childhood. You can look it up. Um, I actually age backward Benjamin Button style, but only mentally. Professor Maddox, you are working on something so secretive that you write in an antiquated form of Dutch shortorthhand.
And Professor Sagnier, you are rumored to have a stack of notes on your kitchen table that you've never shown to anyone.
Both of these projects are apparently revolutionary and would change the face of physics.
>> Is that why you write in that shorthand?
What's with the notes on your kitchen table?
>> You first.
>> You first.
>> Wait, how do you know this?
>> I know this because Casper told me.
>> Hi there, >> Mr. Motorboat.
>> I I really need that to not be my nickname.
>> Is he your private investigator or something?
>> He's not. I've been waiting until we were in the air to tell you this because I need you two to be a captive audience for a while.
>> Now I'm uncomfortable.
>> I am, too. It's a new feeling. Ladies, here are a couple of tablets. There's going to be some data you're going to need to look at.
>> Okay.
>> Sure. I'm going to make a phone call.
Okay.
>> Sure.
>> Several calls in the past week. Maybe it really is the end times like they're saying on all the wrong news channels.
>> Hi there.
>> How's it going?
>> I'll be there.
>> You'll be there.
>> David's gallery thing. I'll be there.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Yeah. It's on my calendar. I'll be there.
>> Okay, that's great.
>> Okay, what do I do? Do I bring a gift to an art opening?
>> Uh, I think you just wear a turtleneck and go for it.
>> Okay, then I'll see you there.
>> I I think this is really great, Phil.
>> Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
>> Okay, I'll see you then.
>> I'll see you then.
>> But he's right there.
>> Yes. So, who are you talking to?
>> Him.
>> I uh >> I need the two of you to use those very big brains of yours to zoom all the way out. A few days ago, this Casper showed up on my campus. I knew it wasn't my ex-husband, but I didn't know how it wasn't my ex-husband.
Long story short, we performed a scan of him with a spectrometer. That scan revealed that at the molecular level, his body reflects light at a slightly different frequency than anyone on board this plane or this planet. What does that mean, Dr. Sagnier?
>> But that would mean that he's from a different universe.
>> That data is on your tablets now.
>> I'm from a different universe than yours.
The motorboat I need you to build me is the vessel that's going to get me back to where I need to go without killing me.
>> Is this data right? It's right.
>> Look, you're both very smart people and I'm sure you're both thinking of all the ways that this can't be true.
So X is going to speed things along for us. Okay, >> don't freak out.
>> How is she going to speed things along?
>> I don't know. What is she going to do?
>> I don't know.
>> Oh, mama. Huh?
>> What?
>> But she she's gone.
>> I know.
>> Where did she go?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> BACK NOW. [ __ ] >> Here you go, Margarite.
>> What?
This a teddy bear?
>> Do you want to tell Ava what that is?
This can't um >> You wrote his name on the tag. Remember?
I this this is August.
>> Your mom accidentally gave him to Goodwill, right?
>> You You found my teddy bear from when I was a child.
>> No, Margarite, I didn't. I went to a universe where you never lost it. And it was sitting in a box in the attic.
>> I think we would like more mimosas, please.
>> One second, >> Ava. The research that Margarite has on her kitchen table is research that confirms the big bounce theory.
>> It confirms it. in another universe. She shows this research to you.
And when you combine her research with your research on a single point of null entropy in the universe, you leave your job and you go and find it.
When you find it, that's when you meet me.
from the beginning.
>> Okay.
Once upon a time, my son ran away from home.
You know what the problem is, Carl?
I'm not the save the day one.
I'm the one who gets some sort of weird idea and then someone else does the save the day thing.
I'm a muse, Carl. I inspire people.
But now here we are. As soon as Jazinka figures out how to target that thing, and as soon as the diner gets back to Cryptsia, it's going to get blown to bits. And we, that's you and I, Carl. We have to figure out a way to stop it.
There does not appear to be an off switch or a way to unplug it from the wall. And a cannon as long as a football field does not seem susceptible to me spilling coffee on it.
What's the biggest flaw with any scientific endeavor, Carl?
I've told you this a million times.
Us humans thinking people, our shortsightedness, our prejudices, our hubris.
Jazinka is the weak link here.
Okay.
Okay.
Remember when I asked her why she was doing this? She said, "It's what I do."
And then I said, "Why?" And then she said, "I have answered your question.
I met this guy at a conference one time named Danny Mars.
Danny designed weapons.
You see, Carl, if you get enough scientists in a room, it's inevitable that there will be a few who have shoes that are a little too nice, drive cars that are a little too fast, always buying drinks at the bar, defense contractors.
They're all over the place, but I remember Danny because he was a loud one and he was a talker.
could not shut up about what he did for a living. And he was completely oblivious to how much he disgusted the other scientists who were all dedicating their lives to observing space rocks and studying mircats or whatever.
Danny stood there holding court at the bar while he described his crowning achievement.
It's called a daisy cutter. Apparently, it's a bomb.
When you drop it, it doesn't explode when it hits the ground. It explodes right before it hits the ground. It's designed to leave the ground under it untouched while shredding all of the human beings standing on it.
cutting down the daisies.
Danny had apparently designed the next generation daisy cutter and talked at length about how much more efficiently his bomb massacres people.
It was fascinating to listen to him talk because he could have been talking about anything.
He could have been talking about a vegetable spiralizer, but he was talking about this.
Late that night, one of the zoologologists got a little drunk and decided to lay into him and call him a murderer. Made a whole scene. Dany just stood there while he got torn into by this lady. And at the end of her diet tribe against him, he simply shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's what I do."
Maybe Danny just needed something else to do, Carl.
Wish me luck.
So, Jazinka, when you say this thing uses new energy, what do you mean by that?
>> The weapon is powered by harvesting quantum vacuum fluctuations.
>> You're you're harvesting vacuum fluctuations.
>> Yes.
>> Jesus [ __ ] Christ. Okay.
Um anyway, hey, have you ever wondered what else this technology can do?
>> What else?
>> Yeah, Jazinka.
>> An expansion of applications.
>> Yes.
>> I was asked to create the weapon.
>> Right. Jazinka, do you ever have ideas come to you in idle moments? Maybe you had a weird dream or somebody says something and it sends you down a rabbit hole.
>> What is a rabbit hole?
>> It's a place where new information leads you. You get curious and you find your mind going to a different place.
>> I am presented with problems and I orchestrate their solutions.
>> Right.
Want to mess around?
>> Please define mess around.
>> What if I presented you with a problem and you came up with a solution?
>> I am currently engaged.
>> Sure, with the big gun. But what if the big gun was a dualpurpose device?
>> You're proposing multiple applications.
What if your weapon could also be something else?
>> Please define the problem to solve.
>> Oh, I don't know. The weapon can deliver energy. Can it also deliver information?
Jazinka, >> please define the data set.
>> Oh, okay. Gee, I don't know. Let's start small.
How about a simple audio recording?
>> I can solve this problem.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Yes.
>> Great.
>> May I have the organism?
>> The Carl.
>> May I have the Carl?
>> Okay, Carl, you're up.
dear.
>> Yes, dear.
>> Everything all right? Yes, dear. I I believe so.
>> All right.
>> You seem to be wandering a bit about the ship, dear.
>> How are things, dear?
>> Things >> any pressing matters at the moment? It all continues a pace. We've just disembarked a batch of the infirmed and are docked with the flagship awaiting our next deployment.
>> Any funny business of foot out there?
>> Well, that's not the sort of thing I can check on from where I sit, but I don't observe anything out of sorts at the moment.
Dear, I do believe I'm having a notion.
>> Really?
>> I believe so.
>> Been a while, dear.
>> It has.
My notions have a propensity to begin in my knees. And as you know, dear, these knees are not my own.
>> They are not. They are in fact knees of iron made in some sort of foundry. And yet I am having a notion >> perhaps these new legs of yours are not unlike the legs of a fo. Awkward and stumbling at first, but once given the chance can break into a run.
>> Indeed.
Where's David?
>> I'm unsure.
David, may we have a word?
>> Hey y'all. What's up?
>> David, what's the present state of your duties?
>> My duties? Uh, my duties are complete. I was about to go have some dinner. What's going on, >> Effie?
>> David, come on down to the ship.
I'm having a notion.
>> A what? A notion. David, >> I don't know what that means.
>> David, Effie has throughout our lives had a bit of a notion now and then about things.
>> You guys keep saying notion like it's going to suddenly become clear to me.
>> David, I am getting dangerously close to repeating myself. Do I have to repeat myself?
>> Okay. Jeez. I'll be right there.
What's it to be, dear?
>> Put some coal in the engine, dear. I believe we'll set out and follow my knees around for a bit.
>> I'll get the pistons firing, dear.
>> How do you think they're doing?
>> They seem to be doing fine.
>> How could they possibly be doing fine?
I'm not doing fine.
>> I can tell Ava gets this look in her eyes when she's suddenly not bored anymore.
>> Does she?
>> Yeah.
>> I don't want them stepping off this plane and making a call to the New York Times.
>> They signed the NDA.
>> Yes. Because nobody's broken an NDA before.
>> I don't understand what you're worried about.
>> I'm worried about my life's work, Casper. I've been building Emldilda and Scott for my entire life. If it gets derailed because of this plan, I will be nonplusted, to say the least.
>> Oh, you'll be nonplusted.
>> So, you're running a goofy errand for a minute that's not going to suddenly get people to change their mind about utopia?
>> Yes, it will.
>> What are you talking about?
>> There's a particular psychology around changing the world. Casper, >> how so?
>> I want you to watch something.
>> Okay, >> take my phone. Look at that.
This lion was kept in a cage all its life. We set it free. What happens next will shock you. Are you sure it's going to shock me?
>> Click it.
>> Okay.
>> Now, I want you to watch that lion. Look at the look on its face. The side of its cage opens and suddenly it sees a big, wide, beautiful world. What does it do?
It cowers in the corner, >> right? A better world is about 6 ft away, but it has no idea what a better world is. It has no idea there was even the possibility of endless grasslands and a big blue sky. And because it can't imagine that better world, that better world becomes terrifying.
People are the same way. They'll look for any excuse they can to stick with the thing they know, even if the thing they know is killing them. I've almost got them at the edge of the cage, Casper. One wrong move and they'll retreat back into the darkness. And if you don't believe me, keep in mind that the electric car was invented in 1884.
>> Can actually find many models earlier than that. Uh you can you can go back to uh >> Casper.
>> Sorry.
>> So, I'm sure you can imagine if news broke that I was going on a top secret mission to create a transdimensional motorboat that people would be scared back into the corner of the cage.
>> I understand.
Turns out that video did shock me.
Okay, I'll go check on them. Make sure they're going to be all right.
>> Thank you.
>> Hey, what was that thing you were talking to other me about? A a gallery opening?
>> David has a showing at a gallery in Baltimore.
>> That's great. You're going to go?
>> Yes.
>> I think that's great. How do you have a gallery showing when you're a street artist?
>> I have no idea.
>> Okay, I'm going. Hey, what did you say you named your company?
>> I already did this with one Casper. I'm not doing it with another.
>> Elda and Scott. Yes.
>> Your hamster.
>> Yes.
>> From when you were 8 years old.
>> Yes.
>> Is the name of your international corporation.
>> In the early days, investors felt more comfortable if I implied I had a partner.
>> So, you just put the name of your hamster in the company name?
>> Yes.
>> That's going to be amazing for historians 100 years from now.
>> I am now done talking to you.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> So, you're the motorboat.
>> I'm the motor. We need the boat.
It was a much simpler world just a few minutes ago.
>> It was.
I know how you feel.
How? Well, I used to be a programmed robot, but then something happened to me and I had to spend several decades at the bottom of a river in Kentucky putting myself back together again.
>> Sure. I have a question.
>> Thank God. What are you doing here?
>> Me?
>> You can travel through space, time, and dimension, and you're just hanging out with us humans.
>> Yeah.
>> Why?
Well, I pulled myself out of that river, and part of freeing my mind was knowing how powerful I was. But I didn't know what any of that meant. I had to figure that out. I had to figure out I had to figure a lot of things out. And the first person I thought to talk to was Casper.
>> Hey guys, did you know that Filamina named her world changing company after her hamster?
this guy.
>> Casper, I have a question.
>> Okay.
>> When you walked into Ava's office, you knew both of us.
>> How did you know me?
>> Oh, right. Yeah, I skipped that part.
Um, at a certain point, we ran into a timetraveling dimension spanning movie theater. And you were there?
>> I was there?
>> Yeah. You and Pauly Jean?
>> Pauly Jean?
>> Poly Jean. Wife of the dean. Yeah.
>> What was she doing there? Uh they were together.
>> What?
>> What?
>> Yeah, they were uh secretly together and uh and then the dean found out and that's how Margarite lost her job.
>> That's crazy.
So, so crazy.
>> Yeah. Uh you know, you guys actually got married at the diner.
>> What?
What?
>> Are you reading Margarit's mine right now?
>> Yeah.
>> So, she uh >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Could I have a moment alone with my colleague, please?
>> Sure.
>> Sure. Can I get you guys anything?
>> Could I have nine shots of vodka, please?
>> Sure.
It's so crazy how different these alternate realities are from our own, isn't it?
I wonder if in one of these realities you actually tell me things.
>> I was going to tell you.
>> Uh-huh.
And then I didn't do that.
>> Correct.
married.
>> So, while I'm reeling from the fact that you're sleeping with the dean's wife and you're reeling from the fact that you actually committed to a relationship, can we talk about the other thing?
>> There's another thing, >> the big bounce theory.
>> Oh, right. I guess I figured it out.
You guess, >> Ava. I got a stack of notebooks on my kitchen table that I thought was mostly me riffing, but apparently I nailed it.
>> You didn't think you might be on to something?
>> Of course I didn't. I had little monsters doodled in the margins. I didn't think I was about to blow the doors off of astrophysics.
What about you? What is this point of null entropy thing?
>> A diner, apparently.
Huh? Look at us.
Eat our dust. Vera Reuben.
>> So So motorboat, >> right?
How do we do that?
>> I've got some ideas.
>> Oh, thank God.
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Why the keyboard?
I'm sure you could have invented a better way to communicate.
The sound of the keys is comforting. In addition, speech holds too many variables. The meaning of a word can change with tone and inflection. I cannot understand it with the keyboard.
I cannot be misunderstood.
>> I see.
Jazinka, you said that this weapon is powered with new energy.
>> Yes.
>> By harvesting quantum vacuum fluctuations.
Yes.
>> Do you know what that is?
>> Energy generated spontaneously in a void.
>> Yes.
>> Even in the widest voids in the universe, there's activity.
Energy spontaneously bubbles up and dissipates again in the blink of an eye.
That energy isn't supposed to be harvested, Jazinka.
That energy is supposed to be allowed to return to nothing again.
I don't know what happens if that new energy is unleashed into the universe.
There might be serious ramifications.
>> There is a relationship between the proposed targets and the given energy in the universe. It appears immune to influence. I theorized that new energy introduced into the universe would be an effective agent against the proposed targets. My theory was correct. There are some things that you just don't [ __ ] with. Jazinka, >> if something can be made, there is a compulsion to make it.
>> I understand that compulsion.
>> You have asked me to add a data delivery sub routine to my weapon. I am now adding it. I am compelled to.
>> I know.
>> If a thing can be made, I am compelled to make this thing. Are you saying that there are things that should not be made?
>> Yes, I am.
>> How do you know which things should be made and which things shouldn't?
>> You've made a very destructive weapon.
Do you understand how that could be a bad thing?
>> Destruction is everywhere. The weapon is only a small part of that. Why is the destruction created by the weapon different from the destruction that occurs due to other sources? because you're choosing to make it.
Choosing to make a destructive weapon is not the same as a solar flare wiping out your planet.
>> But I make things.
>> Make other things.
>> When I am asked to make things, I must know if they can be made.
>> I know. I understand this feeling too. I get it. I become disturbed if I cannot know.
>> I know.
>> Where does this feeling come from?
>> I don't know.
The target you are trying to destroy.
There are people who live there. Do you understand that you'll destroy them too?
>> They have been asked to leave.
>> They're still there.
Why will they not leave a place that is marked for destruction?
>> Why won't you choose to not destroy it?
>> To vacate the target is a simple choice.
>> Can you understand what it's like for them?
>> I cannot.
>> Right.
Empathy is not really your thing, is it?
What is that?
Jazinka >> target has been detected. Quadrant 3.
>> [ __ ] >> Beginning targeting sequence.
>> [ __ ] How long does the targeting sequence take?
>> Unclear. This will be the alpha test of the targeting procedure.
>> Any chance it takes more than 12 hours?
Unlikely >> [ __ ] Okay, here we are.
>> There's nothing here.
>> Where are we?
>> Humboldt County.
>> What are we doing here? We need somebody to design the motorboat, right?
>> You're sure this is the guy?
>> Well, you wanted an unconventional choice for an engineer. This is definitely the guy.
>> Why have I never heard of him?
>> Well, you don't want a guy you've heard of. You want a guy you've never heard of.
>> Do you have any idea how complex this project is going to be?
>> You've got to trust me. He's the right guy.
>> I don't like nature. I don't like leaving the plane. We like the plane.
>> Trust me.
>> Leaf.
Leaf, you out there?
>> I know you saw the plane land, man. Come on.
>> In his defense, this is exactly where I imagine engineers living.
>> He's here. Just give him a minute.
>> Leaf, you don't know me, but I swear to God, you really want to talk to me.
Come on, man.
>> Okay, I'm going to go a little deeper into the woods.
>> Do you need breadcrumbs? A ball of twine?
>> I'm fine.
I never knew my father, but I don't imagine he would go through this much trouble to get back to me. My dad would if it was an excuse to use the RV.
>> I mean, since it's just us girls, he's got all sorts of reasons to get back there.
>> Like what?
>> I probably shouldn't say.
>> Ava gets this look in her eyes when she's suddenly not bored anymore. He said that to me on the plane.
>> Hello. What does that mean?
>> You don't know what that means?
>> No.
>> Anybody want to help her out?
>> You'll have to forgive her, Filamina.
She doesn't yet understand human beings.
>> Girl, me too.
>> Especially the male ones.
>> Neither do you, dude.
>> Uh, they may not be my thing, but that doesn't mean I haven't left a trail of broken man hearts behind me.
>> You don't know what that means. When a man notices something like that about you?
>> I've been focusing on other things.
>> He hasn't.
>> Did you guys have to use those crazy 90s in college?
>> Oh, yeah. I remember those.
>> We called ours Mick and Jagger.
>> Ours was dances with burritos.
>> What is it?
>> You load your data into this huge machine and you wait for hours to hear back if your numbers are all wrong and you just wasted the last 6 months of your life. I mentioned this in passing on date number two with the other Casper. He somehow makes it to date number three and he brings me a jigsaw puzzle. So, I'll have something to do while I wait for my data to come back.
That's not bad.
>> Isn't that kind of creepy though?
>> No, it can be. It's a fine line.
So, you're saying >> Oh, stand back. She's starting to get it.
>> I'm uncomfortable. God damn it.
>> Uh-oh.
>> What happened?
>> I should have brought breadcrumb.
>> I should go check.
>> Get me out of this.
>> What the [ __ ] dude?
>> I've been foamed.
>> What happened?
>> I was sprayed by some kind of foam and it instantly hardened around me and now I'm trapped in some sort of silicone chocolate sundae.
>> I wonder who's responsible for this.
>> Would you get me out of this, please?
>> Hold still.
>> What the [ __ ] >> You look like Grimace.
>> What is this? Just another one of his godamn things that he goddamn makes >> there. Be free.
>> It's all over my damn clothes.
>> Leaf. Leaf, get out here, man. Come on.
>> I've got more where that came from.
>> Leaf. No one knows that better than me.
Come out here.
>> Who are you?
>> I'm Casper. We need your help.
>> We have to make a motorboat.
>> A what? Wow, >> that is an amazing beer.
>> He really went full Nordic fisherman.
>> Filamina Scott.
>> Hi.
>> What the [ __ ] is going on?
>> This will be fun to watch.
>> Yeah, this was 24 hours ago.
>> I remember it like it was yesterday.
>> Okay.
>> Okay, let me explain.
I'm really getting explaining everything again. Fatigue. Uh, how about you?
>> Kind of.
>> You want to just do the thing?
>> Okay. One moment, Le.
Uh, she'll just be a second.
Really nice up here, aside from the foam.
How are the winners? It's a lot of snow.
Where the [ __ ] did she go?
>> Uh, y'all, we should stand back. X is really swinging for the fences on this one.
>> Swinging for the fences? How?
Holy [ __ ] >> Oh my god. I did it.
>> Whoa. [ __ ] >> You did it.
>> That was fun.
>> Next time, Dodger Stadium.
>> What the [ __ ] is that, >> Leaf? This is the Nancy Sinatra.
>> What is it?
It's your ship.
>> What?
>> 15.
>> There. Right there.
>> Go through that gateway there.
>> Here I go, dear.
So, what are we doing?
>> Just having a look see.
>> A look see at what, Effie?
>> Having a look see.
>> Okay. I was just thinking there's a war on >> Never mind that now.
>> Never mind the war, >> David.
>> Bit of patience, David.
Uh-huh.
>> This feels like the right track.
>> Okay. See, the key to having patience is knowing what one is being patient for.
>> I've I've got a feeling is all >> a feeling.
>> Yes, David. A feeling.
>> Okay. What does this feeling feel like exactly?
>> I got a feeling in my knees.
>> In your knees?
>> Yes.
>> Your robotic knees?
>> Oh dear. Well, they're the only knees I have at the moment, aren't they?
>> Have you considered an oil can?
>> Have you considered me tanning your backside?
>> Anyone for a nice game of checkers?
>> Is this how it usually works? Zebulon Effie gets a feeling and everybody takes off in a spaceship.
>> Generally speaking, that is how we comport ourselves. David.
>> Okay. Well, this is a weird one, but it does get me out of orientation duty.
Think we'll be back for karaoke tonight?
>> I'm sure. I don't know. D, >> you slayed Cottoneyed Joe the other night.
>> I do like that Cottoneyed Joe.
>> You know, it's important to do things like that. You know, really takes the edge off in a time of war. David, I do realize that sojourns such as these make me seem a few bristles short of a broom.
But just as it's important to sing a song or two with one's compatriots, it's also important to listen to one's knees from time to time.
>> Stepping out of our routines creates opportunities for the angels, David.
>> Okay, fine. Let's follow some knees, y'all.
We have emerged.
>> Yes. All right.
Let's drop anchor right here, husband.
>> Slowing to a crawl.
What now?
>> We're going to sit ourselves down and wait.
>> Fantastic.
>> Anyone want to play Ice Spy?
>> David.
There's no material in existence that can protect the human mind from the rigors of interdimensional travel.
>> No duh, dude. That's why we have to think about it in another way.
>> What other way?
>> It needs to make its own reality.
>> Adaptive crystalline can do that if it's constructed correctly.
>> I understand the concept, but there's no way to build that. This is going nowhere again.
>> This is good. This feels like home.
>> Casper, it's been 3 days.
Why are humans so slow?
>> Hey, you love this. You love humans.
>> Do I?
>> Yes. You love traveling naturally through the time stream.
>> I don't know about that.
>> You're tubing right now. You're in an inner tube floating down a lazy river.
I'm making hot dogs. You're in an inner tube. All we need is a tire swing and a 12-pack of natural light and we're in business.
>> Have you noticed how you're attitude changes when you're around her?
>> What are you talking about?
>> It does.
>> That's not true.
>> You're a little fuzzier than you usually are.
>> Fuzzier?
>> Yeah.
>> I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm grilling hot dogs. I'm never happier than when I'm grilling hot dogs. You know this about me, by the way, because you can read my mind.
>> I'm trying not to do that right now. I'm trying to keep us on a level playing field.
>> A level playing field.
>> Yeah.
>> You just changled a spaceship into the forest. We're never going to be on a level playing field.
>> But I'm trying. That's the important part.
>> And so are the people inside the house.
So just hang out in your inner tube for a while. Okay.
>> Okay.
>> We're breaking for the night >> again.
>> Are you getting anywhere in there?
>> We are.
>> It doesn't sound like you're getting anywhere.
>> I know it doesn't sound like it, but we are.
>> You're just yelling at each other.
>> This is how it works. Researchers pull one way, engineers pull the other. And the more they pull, the more they find a wide enough window of opportunity that they can both exist in. Leaf is trying to pull them from the world of the possible into the world of the probable.
That's all.
>> I don't think you know them the way that I do.
>> And I don't think you know project management the way that I do because I am the successful international businesswoman and you are the guy making the hot dogs.
>> How dare you?
>> Give me a hot dog.
>> Here.
>> Thank you. I've got about a million text messages to return. I'll be on the plane.
>> Hi, Mom.
>> Hello, sweetie.
She didn't have to add the last part about the hot dogs that was out of bounds.
>> I know everybody's frustrated, but I've never made a thing before and I'm I'm having fun making a thing.
>> We have made exactly zero things so far.
I know, but it's still fun.
>> Good evening, ladies. Another day, another dollar. Who wants a hot dog?
>> Yes, please. Do you have hot mustard yet?
>> We do not have hot mustard yet.
>> What kind of hot dog stand is this?
>> You know what? The free kind. the out of the kindness of my heart kind of hot dog stand.
>> Fine, give me the hot dog, >> ex. Uh, we've decided to have a girls night on the plane. Are you coming?
>> That sounds like fun.
>> If Ava gets drunk enough, she'll do her James Chadwick impression.
>> Who's that?
>> He discovered the neutron.
>> Most people do Christopher Rulan, but uh, whatever.
>> Let's go.
>> Okay, I'll be right there. Thanks, Hot Dog Man.
>> Please come again. We're always open.
>> This will be fun. I haven't acted drunk since the yard.
>> Why is she acting weird toward me?
>> Who? Ava.
>> Yeah, these past few days she's been weird.
>> It's a weird situation. No, >> I know that woman. There are no weird situations for her.
>> It's just weird. You know, weird.
>> What did you do?
>> What do you mean?
>> You know what I mean? What did you do?
>> Nothing.
>> Now, who's the mind reader?
>> It's not a big deal. What's not a big deal, X?
>> I may have mentioned something when we first got here about, you know, the fuzziness.
>> Why are you 12 years old?
>> I'm not the only one who noticed.
>> Just the only one who said something out loud.
>> Casper, I'm going to tell you the thing that I've probably told you a million times.
What?
>> [ __ ] relax.
>> You ever get used to that?
>> I'll let you know.
>> Hot dog.
>> Sure.
Quite a week. Sure.
A space pirate. Oh yes. Oh yes. A pirate. He finally had a look at that ship that is apparently mine.
How's it look?
Pretty impressive.
Fusion drive that small with that much output.
Did I build that?
>> Uh, I don't think so. Uh, I think you told me that that was made on a planet called Trusk.
>> Trusk.
>> Yeah. You have built something like that though. It was a dark matter engine.
>> Dark matter?
>> Yeah. Uh, you called it uh, Uncle Rogue.
>> Nice.
Dark matter. dark matter.
>> There's a lot of stuff in there that Who's Burp Bert?
She's a friend of yours. She's from a planet called CGS.
She's uh blue.
>> Blue.
>> Yeah, >> that engine can't get me to another planet.
>> Uh there's a network of warp gates all over the place.
>> Wow.
>> Although those gates were built by a race called the Teds. And the Teds don't like it when Earthlings have breakthrough innovations.
And they don't seem to have stopped Filamina. So maybe they're not out there in this universe. Huh?
Who knows what's out there?
>> Yeah.
>> You know, uh, Leaf X is probably going to have to send that ship back to where she found it. There's another version of you out there that might need it someday.
>> Yeah.
That's fine.
I already made notes.
Hey, leave.
Don't build a spaceship and leave Earth.
Okay.
>> Why?
>> Just don't.
You're telling me not to do the coolest thing anyone has ever done.
>> Yes.
What a shitty thing to tell someone.
>> How did you end up out here?
>> I was born here.
>> You left though. Why'd you come back?
Mom passed away.
My dad finally made good on his threats and moved down to Paraguay.
>> Paraguay?
I don't know. He said global collapse was coming and he was going to write it out in Paraguay.
Whatever.
Anyway, all this land was here and I was sick of making toys for rich [ __ ] so I moved in.
>> And it's just been you out here.
>> Yeah, about 10 years now.
It's not so bad. Nobody messes with you, Leaf.
You're no good on your own, man.
What do you mean?
>> You are absolutely no good on your own.
You get up to no good at all by yourself. That's not true.
>> Leaf, I haven't been inside that big workshop of yours over there, but I know for a fact that you've got several things in there that you should not under any circumstances be building.
Right.
They're for self-defense.
>> No, they're not. I don't even know what they are. And I know they're not.
>> How do you know? Leaf.
>> Do not build a spaceship and go to space.
Or if you do, build a really big one.
One that can be full of people saying, "Hey, don't build that, dude."
I know you know what I mean.
You need people adding layers to your life. Okay. You're Mick Fleetwood. Okay.
You need the full Fleetwood Mac experience.
>> Fleetwood Mac hated each other.
>> That was cocaine's fault.
>> Layers.
>> Layers.
Layers.
>> Yes. Layers.
>> Layers.
>> Why are we still saying layers? Layers.
>> Layers. Oh, you're doing the thing where you have an idea. Got it. What are you thinking?
>> Layers. Go get the girls. I've got an idea.
>> Now we're talking, >> Casper.
>> Yeah.
Am I happy?
I mean, who's happy, man?
You're better.
Okay, let's get you home.
I have given this much thought and I now feel that I must speak.
As we all know, final judgment waits for us all in that heavenly realm. But we here in this realm of flesh and blood must do our utmost to strive towards a righteous and considered judgment of our peers while we all await the judgment of God.
And while I am but a man, it falls to me this day to ek out but a fraction of our Lord's wisdom.
Which is why after much deliberation I say unto you that the heinous murder was perpetrated by one colonel mustard in the dining hall with the candlestick.
>> He's right.
>> That's three in a row.
>> May his punishment be tempered with mercy.
>> Zebulon, you missed your calling. I'm gonna get you a magnifying glass and a funny hat.
>> Well, now David, tell me more about this hat.
>> Y'all, >> what is it, dear?
>> Effie.
>> Zebulon, flip us around.
>> One moment.
>> There. Right there. Send us in that direction. Nice and slow. Like, >> very well, dear. Nice and slow.
Effie, what's happening?
Something's about to come a knocking.
I'm not easily impressed, but this stuff is pretty impressive.
>> Thank you.
>> It just locks into place.
This would take years in a conventional shop.
>> And it's just a cocktail of irradiated silicut.
>> I don't understand any of this, but I feel like my contributions were essential.
>> Your cosmic radiation numbers were very important. Margarite.
>> Gee, thanks, boss.
>> Congratulations, Margarite. You're an engineer.
>> Okay, don't tell Ava.
>> Are you having flashbacks to the womb watching this?
>> A little bit. Yeah.
>> You're going to have a Wonder Woman's airplane now. I can finally take the kids on a trip.
>> Mount Rushmore, the Grand Canyon.
>> Hey, you know that thing you're thinking about saying?
>> Yeah.
>> You should say it.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> It's not too weird.
>> It's totally weird, but you should say it.
Okay, here we go.
Hey.
>> Hello.
>> It's almost time for me to leave you.
>> I hope we don't kill you.
>> Me, too.
So, can we have a moment of radical honesty between the two of us?
>> Oh, I bet this will be great.
>> I would like to make a suggestion.
>> I bet you would. There's a gallery opening in Baltimore.
I think you should go.
>> What?
>> A gallery open.
>> Yeah, I heard you. What are you talking about?
>> You should go. Art is important.
>> Why?
>> It's for Filamina's son. Filamina's a friend of yours now. You should go check it out. You know, be that supportive person.
>> Uh-huh.
Who else is going to be there? many people, I'm sure.
>> Anyone else of note that you would like to mention?
>> Well, I don't know much about who's who in the art world. Uh, >> you're going to be there.
>> I may be there. It's possible. I'm I'm supportive. I support people.
>> Are you trying to set me up with you?
I don't think I would frame it in that exact way. Uh, I think >> No, thank you.
>> Baltimore's lovely.
>> No, thank you.
>> Utopia's coming. There's going to be a lot more art out there.
>> You misrepresented yourself to me.
>> I don't think that's true.
>> There's a whole other side to your story that you were not telling me.
>> Ava, there's not an etiquette book written that covers appropriate behavior for our specific situation.
We do not have a situation.
>> You know what I mean?
Baltimore, you should think about it.
>> Give me one reason to go that benefits me and not this other version of you.
>> I think there is one very important thing that the two of you have in common.
What?
>> He also thinks that everything you say is amazing.
>> And we are complete.
>> Casper, come look.
>> Okay, here we go. Let's see our ship.
>> What do you think?
It's It's a box.
>> It is.
>> It's a glass box.
>> It's a cube.
>> It's actually several complex layers of functionality. About 7500 layers, as a matter of fact.
>> All in the shape of a box.
>> Cube.
>> Correct. Why is it a box? What shape did you want it to be?
>> You didn't think it was going to actually be a motorboat, did you?
>> I like it.
>> I'm literally just getting back into a box.
>> Yes. Shouldn't this, I don't know, have wings or something?
>> There's no reason for it to be aerodynamic, >> but it would make me feel better.
>> Exactly. Zero reasons. So, X and I just get into this thing and then >> that's the idea.
>> What do you think?
>> Whose idea was this?
>> Yours, >> right? Okay.
[ __ ] it.
Uh, listen everybody.
I know that none of you know me at all, but but it's been great seeing all of you again.
Thank you all so much.
Ava, >> go get her, Tiger.
>> Here we go. Okay, Phil.
Thank you.
>> It's been illuminating.
>> Okay.
Okay, this should be okay. All right, we're inside.
Uh, how does it work from here? Do I have to power it up or Liftoff.
>> Cool.
>> What a [ __ ] week.
>> All right, everyone. Good work. Let's take about 48 hours off and come back strong on Monday. All right. Um, >> what >> what are you talking about?
>> You all work for me now.
>> We do.
>> Oh, what was in that NDA?
>> I don't know.
>> Did she buy us?
>> Maybe. What the hell are you talking about?
>> We made a lot of breakthroughs this week. Leave. Time to put them to work.
What are we doing? Colonizing the solar system.
>> What?
>> I call Europa. Ah, damn.
>> We can share. Okay, let's go. Le, come on.
>> Hey, I'm nobody's employee.
>> Suit yourself. More planets for us, I guess.
>> Hey, you guys aren't going to Mars, are you?
Mars sucks. Don't go to Mars.
>> Leave. Stop being a smart idiot.
>> [ __ ] >> Okay, give me five minutes.
>> Two minutes.
>> Jazinka.
Jazinka, how can I convince you to not do this?
I know how you feel, if that means anything.
I can be, let's just call it, obsessive.
Nothing mattered to me except for the answers that I was looking for.
I haven't cared about much else.
I um I wouldn't admit this to anyone else, but I went to Denmark and came all the way back here in search of answers when maybe I should have I don't know, maybe I should have looked for something else.
Again, I'll only admit this to you, but I think I think there may be more than one important thing in my life.
And maybe I'm not as single-minded as I thought.
One of those important things is the thing you're trying to destroy right now. How do I make you stop? How do I tell you that there's more to the universe than our obsessions?
That doesn't sound good. What's happening, Tazinka?
>> Target confusion.
>> What?
>> The signal is being detected in two distinct locations.
>> Two locations.
They are on opposite sides of the target environment.
>> Two diners.
>> Yes.
>> Somebody's back.
Jazinka, it's impossible for there to be two diners. The signal is unique.
>> Correct.
>> Therefore, it must be a flaw in your targeting matrix.
This appears to be true.
>> I think the only thing you can do is start from scratch to identify the problem. There may be a fundamental flaw in your calculations.
>> I fear you are correct.
>> It's a shame you were almost there.
>> I will archive this matrix and begin a new file. I think that's the most responsible thing.
Hey, before you do, how about we try out my little side project?
>> Side project?
>> You were saying you could deliver an audio recording on the back of the energy cascade?
>> Yes. Perhaps then this work session will not be devoid of progress.
>> Yes. Constellation prize.
I will prime the weapon. Please proceed to the data inputs to create audio file.
>> Okay.
>> Begin speaking now.
>> Is this thing on?
Kazzy, listen closely. It's all [ __ ] We did it.
>> Did we do it?
>> I think so.
>> Why are we floating in space?
>> I wasn't sure where to go.
>> Okay. I mean, I guess I'm not either.
Woo! Woo! No gravity. No gravity in the cube.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I I think they may have forgotten about that.
>> How do you forget about gravity?
>> It is kind of important.
>> How are you standing?
>> I don't know.
>> Well, this is [ __ ] great. I've got to travel around like a cork in a damn ocean.
>> Grab onto something.
>> It's a cube.
>> What was that? What is that light?
>> It's a ship.
>> [ __ ] Are we being abducted?
>> I hope not. For their sake. You know, when you finally got back, I didn't think you'd be wrapped up in a fun LITTLE PRESENT.
>> DAVID >> CASPER, WHAT ON earth are you doing floating around in that square?
>> Hey, you guys.
>> Well, I'll be.
>> Hello there, darling. Well, this is making much more sense. Was it you that drug him all the way back here?
>> It was. Hi, David.
>> Hi.
Who are you?
>> You didn't tell David about me.
>> Can we deal with that later, please? I am upside down.
>> Stay where you are, y'all. I'll bring that odd craft of yours inside our own.
>> Well, I'll just be floating here.
>> I can't wait to hear this story.
>> David, I'm back.
>> Took you long enough, Dad.
>> I know.
>> Oh, hello there, Casper.
Welcome back. We have much to discuss.
Oh, [ __ ] great.
Thanks for listening to Midnight Burger, y'all. Be sure and tune in this time next month for more adventures in the vastness. And if time and tide royal you too harshly or dal courses leave you with no safe havens, just remember we're out there somewhere looking for you.
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>> It's okay.
>> Speaku the bracken system in its home world. Ren simply Tony. It will always be Finley's workhole to me. If you know, you know. Gabrielle Castion. Whom, what, when, where, and why is what all theronies say while listening to Midnight Burger. Nico Dio goes great on Midnight Burgers. A drum major and a trapeze artist walk into Conniey's bar retorted sir party animal bro the [ __ ] dragon welcomes a dog destroyer of snacks to midnight burgery jackal are sure you Mike Rob the Nancy Sinatra court needed to leave it alone if you want to live must be a witch cat with a K miss Shan Frile myrron has a first name stopenstein El Mustachio Lucifer Hezekyle Liiah Brava Adeline Pets CC Carousel Cor the destroyer Honest puck Casper's mom's mil scout and fox glove says the floor is lava unexpectedly blue red nail kdonsky Craig Armstrong plastic fork dulit de leche studios presents under the truskin sun get out of my booth bug propagator I hardly know her sad angry crabman Chuck McFinley Effie and Zebulon's trans greatg granddaughter Hazel Hayes Velocity girl 42 little dragon in a cauldron of bats Ben Carile Flat Steve's Love for Grand Theft, Anna Kernney, Tater tot Assassin, Four Schnowzers of the Apocalypse, Starblaze, Burnbrite, Imzukiio, Spotted Rhino, and her handme-down frogs, Red Mafia Panda, Lonely Isle, Kaidallo Headphones, Hinkle, Pikeman Stover, Fondela Stover, Pikeman Stover's wife, Alexander the Boss, Squizzles, Flap, Kitty Kitty Kitty, The Firekeeper, The End is Nigh, Jeremiah the Cancelled, Librarian, Alex, Spike and Fay, Johnny Ellen West, and the Boys from the dwarf, Speedy McSpeedy, Eli Wolf, Brandy Gunter, Auntie Becky is owned by Five Rescue Cats, Speckled Unicorn, Jedi Rides Again with Nova the Space Pirate, Tevin Longblade Shortsword, Forget Normal, a damn CJ Johnson, a dragon sitting on its horde of dice, Wendle Whitaker, Chumbo, Wombo, Fiku, Smivy, Globe, Roulette, Andrew Fuller, Bon Mihung, The Soup Witch, Fetishini, Alfredo, Cowboy and Sasquatch Hunts Bethy's, Pebbles, VV, E.
Effie Rawlings, Megan Hazen, Philip, Your Dad is Not Your Dad, Nick Borro, Midnight Plumber, His Royal Highness, Mr. Hamilton, Underfoot Kitty, the First and Accomplice, Princess Penelopey, the Marchioness of Mischief, and Maven of Mystery, Megan Gentry, Mr. Cherry, our ass is in the jackpot. Tubby Teddy, Wayne Heiser, India Inklot, Slev of Bahamut, Omi Gracie, Dalton Jenkins, Cat Holtz, Kart and the Tired Night, The True Mega Mike, Fred and George, Levvenia, Ava Maddox Jr., Liza Worth, Cass Williams, Christy Yeet, My Boy, 46, Toolshed 2, and Elmarie Catastrophe, The Image Collector, Blended Music, Definitely Not Kevin, Sitting Squirrel, Patricia E. Melt says, "In a world of slugbots, be a hugot." Red the gray the silver crow couch potato Alex Neverchild Dr. Nasos interdimensional biologist Kiboko Dord Kosamine Theodrax Joey B Lucas Barding got his barber to listen to Midnight Burger. Little Debbie Cupcake. Taran says, "Hey, Oreos are rabbit." Sandalwood Mountain offers peace for your soul. Whimsical [ __ ] Megan with an H. Hey, it's warranty lady. Look, I've been thinking. Maybe it'd be best if we, you know, saw other people for a bit. I need more. Patricia the time lord. Kashak the lizard wizard casts check engine light. Mango connoisseur. Brybug the quirky jester.
The big moose and his wife. The little moose. That old glory. Gio Meow's cat butler. Oshin Louu. Alex Bry. Andrew Oaken. Asymmetrical exile. Magpie Cat says everything's a bag of holding if you know how to pack. Churro the space god Eliza travels the universe Lindsey Bowen the godamn podcast lawyer Alex Spruce Dr. D bird Birdclaw weather and Mrs. Dub away birdclaw weather. Want to say hello to the whole spreather family.
I lost my galaxy britches in a game of pants darts. Angry Ron, Dominus Caesar, Durka Dub, Gloria's ex-girlfriend, Kelly Clickspring, the wild thistle, most likely Cass. James Harlo humbly requests a custom sound effect.
Jasmine James, Dr. Cberand, also known as Omni. Thanks, Waffle Chateau.
Colorado Beekeeper, Fruitcake, Zephr's Wife Has the Hots for Zebulon, Zendria, Jennifer Culkins, Midday Burger, Dawn Parks, Throat Goat 666, Oh My God, My Dad Found Out about My Patreon name, Princess Leia, Fish in a Bag, September, previously observed in the pattern, Prime Freak, Protector of the Scottish Realm, Little Lord Stevie Pie, Droid Pirate Finley and his Rubenesque parrot.
Droid pirate Finley and his Rubenesque parrot stuck in a pit of Skittles.
Seaquatch, Deflater Mouse, Tony Piaarsski, Adrien R, The Devil from Table 12, Javier, Crazy Thadley, Crimulus is just happy to be here, The Twisted Twigster, Real Housewives of Ciius, FA Queen, oopsart, The Probability Demolition Expert, Showtime, For My Mother, CCTX Girl 6823, Waiting on the Diner, Nicole Studioso.
Ah, sign my shovel.
>> K. The flying penguin honks at the horde of Bethany's encroaching on their nest.
Honestly, this is getting absurd. Truck stop sandwich. Indigo, esargo, love my captain, Joe Malma, wandering biscuit, castr A as affection for internet protection, retrog night script, widget the world watcher wearing a waste coat and wig. This Lena is bananas. V A N A N A S Utred and Roses Viking Void Vitals fueling the intergalactic fight against fascism. Yeah, not sure what I'm doing.
River Brown, Senior Deuce, Warped Writer, Tim Ny, Ruben Clamso, Turwin, Morgan Brockman, Sylvie, Friendly Neighborhood Fire Protection Engineer, Skull Bulb, Dustin Watson, Betty White 813, Randy Supreme and Queen Lancaster, Bolivar Shag, Nasty, The One True Cheapcon, Starscribe, Lucy and Thunderruck, Mama, Glornar 7 now granting refugee status to victims fleeing the Bethany Wars. Duer now identifies as Roman Durge, the other Adele, Chef Galval, Leah Hall, Sarah May. Minsky Enterprises is excited to announce that Cone of Silence Consultants LLC has been named its exclusive provider of logistics services. Silly Willy Bubble Butt, Sierra Not from Arkansas, Ebenezer, Boob, Caleb, Tumiiala, Jason Woods, Arie, Arbuckle, Esquire, Potion, Maestro, Nebula, Regulators, Mound Up, Wandering Scholar, Cringle Over Coffee, Mad Yogi, Eileene, A Cat Named M, Patito, Pto Palace, Big Mo, Dominic, Narwhal 8, I am Annie, I live forever in every moment I've existed. I swear to every star in the cosmos, I never forgot it was a gift. The Stone Fox, Slivia, Papitos, Slaphower, Henry the Goose, Jennifer Balmer, Ninja Grim Reaper, Miles Nelson, I am a bomb till I think of something else to do. Brits, Hot Shot Huntley, Momo's Mama, Space Borman says what? Ivy Paisley, Toast, Sue Watts, Myrtle, Caitlyn, leader of the Unicorn Revolution, Transdimensional Delivery Man, delivering pipe across the multiverse, apparently. Matlock, Lord of the 13th sea, Mr. Trigg the fourth era printing with cats Khesi Delmare von Vega Dixie Dina 7000 Psums KBS 1017 Silus Vex Sarah Jack Sparrow Space Pony Revibe Debbie E Emma Mr. and Mrs. Oo, Dusty Ventures and his pilot Uzi drifting through space. Ronnie Porter, Gloria's Line Cook, Eagle Rock, Lobster, The Gabiest Painter, and Her Bird of Fire, Painted, Oni, Qudel, Fel Emily with Two E, Spaceman, Nathan, Ramsay's Niblick Thirdi, Kurpllunk, Kplunk, Whoops, Where's My Thrible, Jackie Wavelet, Yayoi, Gagarin, A Gremlin with the Munchies, Michelle Skarakio, Genuine Jacob, Space Rooster, Randy, Leopard Donut, Poofy Thang, Mellow Nuggets, Keychain Crap, Matt Mat Sharkman, Stilo, Bumbling Lily, Buffy's Daughter. A quick pause so Joe can sip from his tiny teacup. Hey guys, remember that time 3 years ago that I had a small teacup.
Panda Kennedy Allison Farner, the perpetually tired transgender time traveler, Tristan Stouls, Dalon Y, Shadow Rapture, Yet Another Nicole, Hank the Wonderl, Arcraft, Russell, Zephris Wind, the Ornamental Hermit, Jay to the Lynn, Just a Regular Fox, Jeremy Impson, What the Hell, Cinniplex, and all the black people in North Carolina. Just Rachel, waffles, waffles, waffles, danger girl, Atlas Bear, Patty the Ginger, Ava's cigarette ash, Hugh Biffit, a Zeus, Annapalaxis, Scav with contacts, the shape-shifting sad girl and her girlfriend Say Joe, you've done it again, Piplaskin in the Pippy Pond, Sarah Nicole, the Kel's fights with the Bethan, Angry Leaf's Laser Saw, Magnus Aeroschill, Amy Perry, Christopher Kai, Source Decay, Descendant of the Weather Catfish Whisperer, Vagabond, Mary, Ry's Amigo, Bold Mouth, House. Katie Mermaid and the delinquent duo. Nommen Nicole.
Victor Shawberger reincarnated as White Mountain Hillbilly Glitter Cupcake. Max Dangers Security Chief Shatsy The Anxious Peach Team Michelle and Billy Naanix Reno Frankenator Nortal Bash Jordan Arwinx Bolasco Ryan Rosinski Average Height Medium Rage Audio Monkey Joe Team Habison K. In the mysterious AHQ, I'll grant you that we have a multiplicity of mics, a jumble of James's, a trifecta of Tony's, one of whom still wants to be Leif, but sadly no Bethan. Rowan, Vatty of the Black and Herald of the Stars, Arianne can't manage normal, Ryan Bernett, the Joyful Nihilist, Dr. Dr. B. Zopress and the Bumble Army growing into my farm boots.
Super Beth becomes an RN alongside my boots up farm friend. Geneva Boss. Aran not Arin Sawyer. Brothers of the cosign.
Univil Gnomes. The rat queen Evelyn.
Great lunch conversation. Captain Scott.
Lety Lou.
>> He was a shifty one. That Nick Howard >> Kinger was here. Bobby Ray Winland Jr.
BBop Bubba Dooop. Warped Echoes. Slabs McTurpps. Big Brother House. This is Lord Roberto Otardis. You are live on channel 4. Please do not swear. Jeremiah Franco, Justin The Nick of Time, Gothic Rainbow, So We Made It, Cody Mccclure, Madley, Eternal Companion, Maxine Lazot, Jingalas, Aerys, Goddess of Nobody, Hasmatilda, Ditzy Bay, Just Your Average, Ree, Kyle Church, I am a LA on the Wind, Static Ego, Lai, Evan M Dobson, Dave Bobby, Your Friendly Neighborhood Pathologist, Going to Be Lit, Captain Emerald L, Wayne Hall, Danny Mars, Externally Screaming, But Bethany, I made biscuits, Skibo, and Fuzzle Mc Bumper.
Neelix, Tiny Wolf, Asher the Raven, Christina Senate is teleporting BRB.
The Shains are not organized enough for a war, but there is a growing number of us and it is concerning. Definitely not an android. Seriously, I'm not. The Wandering Welshman, Whatever Tabby, Carolyn Harper, Nikolai Tolkichev, Cappo the Sartorius, Z3DT, Shy Sparrows, BLTN, The Kiwi Duckling, Dana Dana Boena, Fifi, Fofena, Monsters, Almanac's biggest fan, Aubrey and her dad, Tequila Mockingbird, Sweet Goose, Damarind, the Space Goblin, ISO Pale, Exquisite Whimsy, I am Lord Zultan, hear me roar, Pocket Ghost, Max, Mags the Conqueror imposes economic sanctions on the NB Bethan for the whole laser saw a car incident. Wes and Heather wonder if Dererica Dare will join. My cat's name is Beef. Katy Kate, get your colonoscopy. Victor Casados, Emily Schmeily, Work from Elvis. Boho, go bye-bye for Jojo Pogo. That's a no-go, bro. Cody Monster, Collided Mind, Miss Nixie, Baby Baiton Lee, Charlie Rud, Kyle Parino, AK, Sid the Sloth on a bike, Priya Gandhi, The Wandering Mermaid would like you to know that the Little Mermaid and the Creature from the Black Lagoon are the same exact story.
Little Stevie Pie, Green Mountain Hermit Bethany. This is two polar cats broadcasting on the undersignal. Carl the teller of dad jokes. Skylab's multi-dimensional multifphasic intergalactic quantum cyberverse. Verde soul Galen Miller Tess geriatric youngan mystic hippie unforkable local marsh hag nits Mavis Bacons Pyro calling Joe Suian the wizard supercalifragilistic expialidocious and introducing Reissi Pontiff as the 38th doctor. Too many Jans says things are bad but we're going to win. Pamela Rosel, Tiierra, then Stina says, "Thud Tweed, Enigmatic Catbird, Countess of Carbon, Slappy the Squirrel, Luminous Elk, Rodian, Caution, Love is for the Nurser, Taz Hernandez, Captain Crash, and the surviving crew.
It's just Tyson now. Casper needs all the hugs, but Joe needs an O2 tank."
Quote says, "Joe is the writer's room.
Nasty Dog74 needs crew for ship. Brown Coats, okay. Awkward Heretic, Devon777, Troy Akre, Mandy Kain, Northerly K, Lost Bassan, you know, the Moon Prison Outside the Triad, Kim Cell, Silly Goose, Hong Kong, Admatha, Astro Unit, Ghost, Saberwolf, The Sleepy Mystic, Sarah Joy, Tater's Precious, It's Just Steve, RuPaul, Atrades, Mere Tender Creatures, Amanda Short, Chut, Brimble, Dedra, Mike Whiskey, and Your Friend Frosty, No Saguarro, Benbar, stand clear of the closing doors, please. Beastly Death, Sven the Unlikely, Cognto Hazard Exped, Ted Wasanosen, Vyestria, Theosis the Theologian, Why Is My Daughter So Feral, Send Help, Fernwood Gal, Nelly G, Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle Tots, Gemini Sky, Phantom's Moms, Callison, Horn, Swagland, Daniel Arthur, It's a It's a [ __ ] Dog Rapture, Abigail Yodor, Heihoo, King Humble, We'd Better Ask Dave, Windchimes for Safety, Cameron Winterborn, Welsh, Fireball, XL5, Mackenzie Duna, Code Strange, One bat to betat Matt N. Alfie Revanurum, Momo, Nakiki, Felp, Mlin, Feed My Fish, JRR on SFP, J Spark, Lucid Harbor, Little Mirror, Leopard Paws, Diet Knight, Mars Royalty, Take 20 Damage, Maisy's bandstand, Kim Bob, Battle Pope and Bugaboo, Snorts, Morts, Fresh Squeezed, Patrick Holt, Hold it now, >> Hold it now, hold it now, hold it now, >> hit it, had it, hit it, hot it, it Bradley Ashb, Peter, William Dyer, Vicky Abear, Brad Maner, Jane, Hannah, Crystal Delightful, Gruntled, Killshot Betty and her steel-eyed bow, Jackie Lowey, The Little Pigeon, Quinton Elizabeth Jones, Lily the Planetary Brain, Crazed Bear, Dr. Lattis, Trash Angel is living in the walls cuz they bought a house and have walls now. Crafty Lizard Be Quilton, Noble Barrel. Yes, my brain is weird.
Thank you. Bibbidity Bobby Boom. Megan the Mag Young, Corey Marose, Russell Bunny, Max Savage, Jenny Ren, Apprehensive Craig, Tim Aronetta, Bacon, Nicole Studioso, Rambo, Chaos Watcher, Jeremy Barammy, Stephanie Sturgis, Kirsten, Hurry Up and Wait, Sarah Farmer and Belladonna, First of Her Name, Criddle, Twilio, H Highleberie, Tom Webster, Rashmi Vinkesh, McClump, Azana the Leathersmith, Salazar the dome mage, Hayward's finest, Garin Elando, to my little, you'll always be my good girl.
You took a piece of my heart and left a paw print on my soul. Till we meet again. Sir shits a lot strikes again.
Damn animal. Ashton James, Elbeth, Skyland, Alr, Sidewalk Jam, Tonka 2005, Cruz and Banthony, Trick Says, Tibble the First, Alif Frog, Trey the Turquoise Tortoise, Freya Titmitt, Courtney the Frogologist, Corey and Stephanie, Say Hello, The Fonty Wrangler, Scrim Brulee, Yay Aaron the Singing Lon, Zuzanna, Celeste, Yos, I'm so Antiggonity fun, I'm Ava's evil twin sister, Bethany, Katie and Noah, Hendricks the Stink, the Amberlar, Boodles, Ovaldo, Simeone, Ashley Chapel, Peoples, Ryan Ortega, Barbarian Bloodbath, The Defenistration of Teds, Corine Sabrantha, Shadow Daddy, Rubious Fuzzlebutt, KMAC, The Something Something Detective Agency, Haya Buddha, Eli the Electrician, Sunny the Anomaly, Charma, Kon with Karma, The Wondrous, Mthazapon, # Nissan, Acura, Finnegan, Robert, Jesse Foster, Samira, Mother of Cats, Flat Doug, Deary Darling, Ambient, Drifting Man 80, Chris Hancock, Nicole 23, Gracefully Impaired, Tired pirate muffin. Steve King loves Kathy. Laura Roman Ronin Johnuit Camel Pope Filamina Rebecca Trussell Igenlay Chris from Tacoma. The real fairy godmother Sir Alons Suit person knight of Hood's pocket polished puldrons pacing pine paths protecting pocket from sneaky skull duggery. Mity Lou, Kelsey Holm, still Casper's number one fan, but now armed with a quantum spatula and ready to duel every Bethany in the multiverse with breakfast wisdom. Damen the goddamn time lawyer, Matt Mosby, Staint Fu, Harry Fishnuts, Astrono Weeb, Magnos the Civil Gnome. Welcome everybody. I'm Hidelon and I'll be leading our Midnight Burger emotional support group. Starlight, David Pyini, Techno Ranger Rick, Joe's Weaslav, Virgo Aries Infinity, Best Buds Danny and M, Charles Q, Choy, A Bug Named Nat, CC Ryder, Hunter B, Rudra, Death the Kid, Big Whiskey, All Cockinator, Ron was here, Magic Pony, Robert Olivi, Often Wrong Dan, Jess Gioya, Killer Odd, Dr. Punkusher, Esquire officially opens Closet Babycat Speedway for the season.
Creator 67, Mermaid of the Dark Seas, Cosmic Shrug, Incorraable Ross, SCB Mark1, Eric A. Rayborn Maggie's Yarm Stew Anomaly Megan Mighty Haunt Purple Saline Three Legs Are Perfectly Good Drew and LA Anomalous Death to PSL Vandal [ __ ] Ice Captain Blep Ryan Eevee Power Terry PJ says what Amelia Lucero at all fear now doesn't polish the shiny melon blargo the jazz man tonight at 11 Lak the Barbarian s Hicks Bezy Mates, Zealous Pragma, Tuba Rick, It's Just Blake, Alice Malice reminds you to take your medication, please. Your health is important. Kelly Jane Denkey, Aaron the Optimist, Thomas Stolen, aka Casper from another universe. Chadney Ashra, Lucitzia, Thornis Animator, Tamara Oliver, The Real Dirt Fairy, Marissa, Ava, No, not that Ava, the one with an >> Grim says, trans rights, y'all. Zakinat, Underwater, Corvid, Spizzer, Ringum, Snakes and Bakes, Michael Christian, Ransom, Maroon, Myel, Growlex and Terobang, Late Indeed again, Theron Pyales, Om Vega, Coming Soon, Dances with Burritos, Gued and Loaded, Aaron Mitchell, Lady Keanu, Mason, Onyx Rose, Jackie Wavelet, Jr. The Hiker Bear, Velociate, Al Cave, Crusty Mcbeardface, Maloran, Sweet Michelle, Cara, Call Me Zen, Kibbri, Mel Mombberg, Rogue, Lisa Gistler. Uh, attention dread pirate Fred Fredberger. We have run out of languages. Please contact her office.
What the Chuck, Sona, Nasuno, Ben and Jessica, Todd Vanvoris, Na Duso, Peachy Satuichi, Ingy the Grazula the Brave, and their ever faithful squire, Grabthar, Jennius, Dancing Dog Dreams, Trinket Corali, and existentially exhausted Bean.
Oh, is my mom emailing us about Brigadeun at the Pasadena Playhouse, honey?
at the dinner.
>> [ __ ] great.
>> [ __ ] great. I don't recall a I don't I don't know I don't know exactly what vocal fry means honestly.
>> It's like it's like oh my god >> it's that >> okay. Um I don't remember that part.
>> It's like influencer voice.
Oh [ __ ] Right. Okay. See, this is the one I should have checked in on.
>> Do you like a favorite?
>> Let me just reread this for a second.
>> My favorite.
>> So, it's in moments like these. It's It's in moments like these when I'm reading the script and I imagine what it would be like to be Effie, to have the husband, Zebulon, be this way about board games, like always be this way about games. and how it drives her [ __ ] crazy.
>> He's really like it's it's like inherit the wind in this moment for him. It's like, you know what I mean?
>> He's taking it seriously. It is a man's life.
>> It's also tough because we've been watching so much porro and there's a whiff of David Sush's Porro about this.
Just a little bit.
So, I got to not these. I got >> I believe I believe in you, Zebulon.
>> All right.
>> So, it's a terrible word and I'm so sorry I put it in there.
>> I'm so sorry.
>> Simulacrims.
>> Simulacrims.
>> He could have been talking about a vegetable spiral lizer.
>> Vegetable.
>> Vegetable spiralizer.
Vegetable spiral laser >> laser.
She's getting feelings >> in season five.
>> Oh no.
She cares about people. What?
>> Oh [ __ ] great.
Here, >> the Fable and Folly network, where fiction producers flourish.
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