When Social Media Ruins Your Relationship

Added: 2026-05-07

[00:00:00]Jesus Christ.

[00:00:01]>> When did you get back?

[00:00:01]>> You scared me. I need you to knock.

[00:00:03]>> When did you get back?

[00:00:05]>> I got back this afternoon.

[00:00:06]>> And when were you going to call me?

[00:00:07]>> Chris, it was kind of a rough trip and I was tired.

[00:00:10]>> Yo, did you know I sent 47 texts?

[00:00:12]>> I did. And I thought that was incredibly normal behavior.

[00:00:15]>> Are you mocking me?

[00:00:17]>> I brought you a present.

[00:00:18]>> Why does your status say single on your Facebook page?

[00:00:20]>> What? Why does your relationship status say single on your Facebook page?

[00:00:24]>> I was single when I set up the page.

[00:00:26]>> And you just never bothered to change it?

[00:00:28]>> What? I don't know how.

[00:00:29]>> Do I look stupid to you?

[00:00:31]>> Calm down.

[00:00:31]>> You're asking me to believe that the CFO of Facebook doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook.

[00:00:36]>> Well, you should take it as a sign of trust that I would tell you that.

[00:00:38]>> Go to hell.

[00:00:39]>> Take it easy.

[00:00:40]>> No, you didn't change it. So, you could screw those Silicon Valley >> The Silicon Valley don't care what anyone's relationship status is on Facebook. Please open your present.

[00:00:48]>> Your phone does work. It's Mark.

[00:00:51]>> It's going to be tricky. I'll open your present. It's a silk scarf.

[00:00:54]>> Have you ever seen me wear a scarf? This will be your first.