Stranded on a desserted island

Added: 2026-05-07

[00:00:00]Emma?

[00:00:03]Emma, are you awake? I'm awake.

[00:00:06]Seriously? Oh my god, where are we?

[00:00:09]>> Look around, bro.

[00:00:11]>> god, what What the hell's happening? Where are we?

[00:00:15]Why are we on the You're naked.

[00:00:17]>> Yes, you're naked, too.

[00:00:19]>> Oh my god, where's your clothes? Where's your clothes?

[00:00:21]>> I don't know. Where are yours? Cuz I can see your udders, they're flying all about.

[00:00:25]>> Well, your weiner's showing. Why are we naked and afraid? What's the last thing you remember? Cuz I don't remember anything.

[00:00:32]>> We were fishing flounder in the deep blue sea on an amazing yacht, and now the yacht is in pieces on fire in the freaking ocean.

[00:00:40]>> [ __ ] We like got super bougie and now our our yacht exploded? Question mark?

[00:00:48]>> I believe that's a flying fish.

[00:00:49]>> I just I just did a horrible thing.

[00:00:51]>> Emma, we're on a freaking deserted island. What the hell do we do, bro?

[00:00:56][screaming] What do we do? I'm freaking out.

[00:00:59]>> Dude, Fred, oh my god, you're the worst to get stranded with, bro. You can't freak out like that.

[00:01:05]Wait, where the hell are you? Oh my god.

[00:01:07]Oh, [ __ ] Oh, god.

[00:01:14]Oh my god, help me, Izzy. Emma, good lord, my eyes are watering. Emma, I'm not even trying to worry you. We're in hard mode. Izzy. That means that we need to gather up food. We need to I don't know how we're going to survive on this island like Let's just say I'm not afraid to eat a little toasted weiner if I have to. Maybe desperate measures.

[00:01:35]This is going to become freaking yellow jacket [ __ ] >> Yeah, but it honestly works for you cuz you're a hot dog. This is like the isle of dogs meets the isle of gays. It's shh America.

[00:01:48]>> what the future looks like?

[00:01:49]>> It's shh America. If you don't mind, I might cut down this tree. And I don't know how much Survival Island No, no, don't cut down that tree. Emma, I don't know how much Survival Island you used to watch, but we cut it down, then we let the saplings fall, and we replant.

[00:02:05]Yes, we replant.

[00:02:07]>> But we also should replant more tree seeds.

[00:02:10]>> Gotcha. But what about Oh my god, we have chests.

[00:02:15]We have chests.

[00:02:16]>> care of this. We have chests on our boat, our flounder fishing gear. It's fishing gear? No, I actually didn't look.

[00:02:24]Oh. Holy [ __ ] I'm drowning. Holy [ __ ] I'm drowning. Emma, we only just started. Oh, [ __ ] Dude, I can't believe it. There's There's nothing as far as the eye can see. It's just empty. It's empty horizons.

[00:02:38]>> Oh, god, we're There's a little castle over there.

[00:02:40]>> Dude, probably like a weirdo lives there. Who lives in these parts? It's hot.

[00:02:45]>> It's hot.

[00:02:46]>> are burning on the sand, dude. I'm chopping this wood with my bare fist.

[00:02:51]That's how desperate I am. I'm desperately hitting these seeds.

[00:02:55]Hopefully we get some wheat, bro. Holy crap, none of them None of them are giving me freaking wheat, bro. I see a spawn of a spruce. I believe it's oak.

[00:03:04]Emma, none of the seeds gave us anything. So I'm going to try this seeds pressed to seeds sign. Whoever made this world go to freaking hell. You're the one who said that's what you're supposed to do. Wait, what was in the chests?

[00:03:17]>> I haven't even checked. I thought you checked. Damn.

[00:03:20]What the hell? It's just a bunch of dye.

[00:03:23]What the actual hell? Like actually?

[00:03:25]>> It's like just a bunch of different colored dyes, but we did get one rotisserie chicken. Are you serious, bro? None of these seeds These things are turning into wheat.

[00:03:36]Oh, I see.

[00:03:38]>> Bro, am I doing something wrong? Um probably it's just cuz we're on an island.

[00:03:43]I have a gift for you. I have a gift for you. Look in the chest and not at my chest. Look in the chest. Okay, I accidentally looked at your chest.

[00:03:52]Okay, it's a boat, but honestly, it's night and I don't want to go out there.

[00:03:56]Oh, we have to.

[00:03:57]>> Island. We have to if you want to survive.

[00:04:00]>> We're surviving on this island. That's what Survival Island is.

[00:04:03]>> to go to that um castle over there. We literally have no way to Oh my god, we're going to die.

[00:04:09]>> I need food. We need to cook the salmon.

[00:04:12]Wait, what do you mean you're going to die already from hunger?

[00:04:15]>> I'm hungry. I'm hungry. How are you already starving to death?

[00:04:19]>> I love when artists are hungry. Hello, Emma, is that you? I heard a weird voice. I was quoting a TikTok I saw. It was like people like >> What the What did I just hear?

[00:04:31]>> What? I just heard something.

[00:04:33]>> even scare me like that, girl.

[00:04:34]>> Oh my god, I'm really weirded out right now cuz I heard a moo, but I don't see a cow.

[00:04:39]>> Wait, wait, wait, what?

[00:04:40]I heard a moo. No, you didn't, Izzy.

[00:04:43]You're hallucinating. Oh my god, no, I heard a moo, I swear.

[00:04:49]What? I heard it again. Are you serious?

[00:04:52]Emma, I found someone's diary. Oh my god, read it. Oh my god, read it. Wait, that's not nice, though. Like is it bad to read someone's diary?

[00:05:02]>> I'm I'm desperate. I need something. We don't have a TV, we don't have magazine, we don't have iPad, iPhone.

[00:05:07]>> We've barely even lived here for that long. You're already getting bored.

[00:05:10]>> yeah. I can't scroll like Come back, please. I need I need that. I I don't even know what to how to describe what I just found. There's a cow growing in this building.

[00:05:24]>> I'm coming over.

[00:05:25]>> I knew it.

[00:05:25]>> I'm coming over.

[00:05:26]>> I heard it. Now, Emma, this is actually quite important. This cow could be our saving grace for this island. Like I don't think you understand. If we can find another cow somehow, or how do you clone a cow in Minecraft? Because what we need is to breed it. Bro, me, right here. Like I'm a cow.

[00:05:46]>> Emma, yeah, come up here. I'm actually just collecting these cobblestones so we can start cooking the fish.

[00:05:52]Now, this is a delicate process because I don't want the cow to fall. No, no, don't kill it, Izzy. We have to make this right.

[00:05:59]>> no, I'm not going to kill. This is really important. We have to be very very careful. This is a very sensitive thing right now. It's almost as sensitive as the challenges on Love Island. Probably even more tender and sensitive than those. And those are some of the most tender, sensitive challenges ever exist. Especially the ones where like they're suckling milk from an udder and spitting spitting the leche into other people's mouths. Oh, no, the cow's escaping.

[00:06:26]>> No, no, it's okay. Cuz low-key, I don't think it's going to leave like the island cuz how would it even do that?

[00:06:33]>> voted off.

[00:06:34]>> [laughter] >> Oh, I'm about to eat swordfish. I'm about to eat swordfish. You don't even know.

[00:06:40]>> are you, bro? I've only lost half a hunger bar. So here's the thing with this cow. There's not any other cows, so I don't really know what to do with it.

[00:06:47]>> Keep it there. What should her name be?

[00:06:49]Probably >> Can I put in a vote for Pepper? Aw, I love that. Okay, Pepper.

[00:06:57]Welcome.

[00:06:58]>> Wait, what the freak?

[00:06:59]>> Population three now. We've We've been surviving on this island, so I hate that you had to come into this cruel world with us, but I'm glad to have you. Izzy, you can't eat flying fish. Oh, [ __ ] Are you sure? Like can we cook it? We're going to starve.

[00:07:18]Can you tell me who brought you here?

[00:07:20]And don't say god.

[00:07:25]I'm going to read the diary. Forget it, I'm bored.

[00:07:27]>> Can you come to the island and read it cuz I want to read it, too. Yeah, I'm going to leave Pepper on this island.

[00:07:33]She should be okay. I'm freaking out cuz I found out that we can't eat flying fish. On the bright side, there's no monsters growing.

[00:07:42]Besides in my heart.

[00:07:44]I got demons. You're scary me, bro. Bro, of course. The Of course the only fish that's around here is flying fish, and you can't even eat it. Well, it's okay.

[00:07:56]I'm going to put it in our chest if you want to look. Our rations. We have 11 cod, one cooked chicken, three ap Hey, why did you just take all the cod? Cuz I'm cooking it.

[00:08:06]>> Let me make some charcoal first. All right, make some charcoal, and then we'll start cooking this cod. Cook one one charcoal worth of cod. All right, why can't I cook all 11? Because that takes I think two pieces of charcoal, and we just Frankly, we just don't have enough.

[00:08:21]>> That's what Vecna said? What?

[00:08:23]>> Why can't I cook all of 11?

[00:08:26]Can you read the diary, bro? I need to scroll [snorts] or something.

[00:08:29]>> Okay, okay. Okay. This is Dave Dave the sailor's diary. Ready?

[00:08:34]>> Yeah.

[00:08:35]Emma, Emma, be respectful. I never laugh. I have never laughed in my life.

[00:08:40]>> Already it's not right to read the diary, but let alone like laugh at something Dave said.

[00:08:44]>> what's not right? The situation here, so all bets are off. The storm is getting out of control.

[00:08:51]I've almost fallen off the tower several times already. If I could climb down to the tower, I'll be able to wait in in the basement. Wait, >> That tower over there has a basement, but also don't look over there cuz there's an Enderman seeking attention.

[00:09:06]>> Wow, I was just about to say there's an Enderman over there. Wait, there's another log. Wait, so there's a basement, and it probably has a lot >> ship was no match for those towering waves. Hopefully my two crew members survived. Oh, [ __ ] they didn't. Damn.

[00:09:23]The people died. Emma!

[00:09:26]Dolphins!

[00:09:27]>> Where? They're swimming away. Izzy, there's like >> What if they know where the land is?

[00:09:34]I'll have to learn the language OF THE DOLPHIN.

[00:09:38]>> [screaming] >> HOLY [ __ ] I'M SCARED, BRO. I just heard a villager Wait, what?

[00:09:45]>> go into the water. Are you sure it wasn't one of those zombie ones?

[00:09:48]>> No, it was What?

[00:09:52]Where?

[00:09:53]>> Follow me.

[00:09:56]What what what what what What are we what are we hearing?

[00:09:58]>> I don't know.

[00:09:59]>> we hearing?

[00:09:59]>> What?

[00:10:01]Wait, but if there's a villager in there like if we free it, will it drown? No. I'm going in.

[00:10:14]What the hell?

[00:10:15]I hear you. I hear you. An air pocket.

[00:10:19]Emma!

[00:10:20]There's a There's one of the survivors from the shipwreck.

[00:10:23]>> Come over here.

[00:10:25]Oh my god.

[00:10:27]Oh my god, we saved you. WHAT DO WE DO?

[00:10:32]>> [screaming] >> I THINK HE'LL FLOAT TO THE TOP.

[00:10:36]>> VILLAGER.

[00:10:37]DUDE, you're going to be okay. Float.

[00:10:39]Float, Riley. Go.

[00:10:42]Go, he's going. He floated to the top.

[00:10:45]Take her to the moon, Riley.

[00:10:48]Holy [ __ ] You did it. Be careful.

[00:10:51]You're going right into the fire.

[00:10:53]>> I'm so proud of him. He's not very intelligent. He might have a concussion from the shipwreck.

[00:10:58]>> Probably. I mean, how could you not have No.

[00:11:01]Oh my god, what are you stupid? No. Put out that fire.

[00:11:05]>> with you?

[00:11:06]>> out that fire. What is wrong with you?

[00:11:09]>> Don't call him stupid.

[00:11:10]>> your name, sir? No, he he's lost. He's dazed and confused. Emma, where's the cod? I need at least one. Oh, this cod tastes so good. It's so buttery.

[00:11:22]So, I'm going to start focusing, I guess, on making us like a freaking farm, bro, cuz we're going to die. Yes, please. I'm going to try to get to the basement.

[00:11:32]What are you What's sailor? Remind me of your name again, sir?

[00:11:37]And remind me of where all your hair went. Dude, shock. You think he got so scared that his hair fell out?

[00:11:42]>> Yeah, dude, there's a song that says that. His hair turned >> What song?

[00:11:47]>> His hair turned all white. What song is that? It's called mmh mmh mmh by the Crash Test Dummies. Good song knowledge. Oh, you need to help me. I'm scared down here. Hold on one second.

[00:11:59]Found a pumpkin. You need to help >> you eat pumpkin?

[00:12:02]>> You need to help me. I'm really scared.

[00:12:03]What can I do with a pumpkin, villager?

[00:12:05]Do you know?

[00:12:08]He said yes, but I think I'm going to like ward off evil entities with it cuz something something about this island actually has like quite a sinister vibe to it if you think about it.

[00:12:18]>> agree.

[00:12:19]Something feels off. I don't remember how we got here and stuff.

[00:12:23]>> Dude, me neither. I'm here.

[00:12:26]Don't worry. If you're wondering what I'm drinking, it's called roasted dandelion tea and it's so good. Did you find the basement?

[00:12:32]>> Yeah, here. Whoa. Careful. This is actually really good, Emma. String.

[00:12:37]What?

[00:12:37]>> For a fishing rod.

[00:12:38]>> [ __ ] Perfect.

[00:12:41]>> Is he a diary log by Dave the sailor? Oh my god, please don't be the last one of his. This might be the last one. Wait, technically shouldn't there be survivors down here? I mean, technically cuz didn't he say they went to the basement?

[00:12:54]But Hey.

[00:12:58]Is that a pressure plate? Be careful, Izzy.

[00:13:00]>> Wait, I don't know if you could press it.

[00:13:02]>> You leave this place and I'll press it, okay? Take everything from the chest, please. Can you even press it, though?

[00:13:07]Test it. Are you here? No.

[00:13:10]Maybe like try to drop something on it.

[00:13:13]Like drop drop your pickaxe on it. Like press Q.

[00:13:15]>> But I did.

[00:13:17]What is that spurting noise? Ew, I don't know. I hear a weird spurting noise.

[00:13:23]>> cave?

[00:13:25]Why is it so dark in here?

[00:13:26]>> way. The sun is just beating down on my back, bro. It's like making my freaking shoulders hot and pink. I mean, by the time that we're done on this island, you'll be able to eat a hamburger.

[00:13:39]Unfortunately, the ladder collapsed as I began climbing down. As I landed on my leg, I instantly knew it had broken. I'm certain I will die down here. There is no way out. Goodbye.

[00:13:52]That's actually so sad. Dave the sailor's gone. Oh, no. This guy thinks that this pumpkin is a person and he fell in love with it. Wait, he's in love with it?

[00:14:03]>> Yeah, he keeps going near it. I feel bad for him.

[00:14:07]It's okay. Don't worry. And Should we give him a name cuz he doesn't remember his name?

[00:14:11]>> Oh, sure. What should his name be?

[00:14:13]>> Cuz he has a concussion.

[00:14:14]>> What should his name be?

[00:14:17]Uh maybe Donald?

[00:14:18]>> Uh no, I don't like Donald.

[00:14:20]Probably something like trolanchula.

[00:14:23]Really? Trolanchula? How do you say that word?

[00:14:26]Trolanchula? Tarantula? Tarantula? He doesn't like that name either, Emma.

[00:14:32]That's not a human name. Uh yeah, it reminds me of bugs. Don't don't don't talk off. Are you in my boat?

[00:14:39]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, sorry. Did I just freak out on you? Yeah, like a little. Hi, Pepper.

[00:14:43]You're so cute. If you could press a button that would kill one random person and but in return it would also could give you $10 would you press it? Wait, sorry. Repeat the question. You press the button and it will kill one person in the entire population. What the hell?

[00:15:00]>> But it will give you $10.

[00:15:02]Can I choose who it kills? No. Okay, then no. It's just one of those hypotheticals. I think it was a there was a movie about it.

[00:15:10]>> Oh, yeah, there totally was. There was like a movie. I think it was called the button. It was called the the button. Yeah, but also there's one with a box. Damn, a box shows up at your freaking doorstep. Do you Do you eat it or what?

[00:15:24]>> there was a plot twist to the box. I think he like impregnated the woman.

[00:15:30]Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What?

[00:15:32]There was this really creepy guy and he keeps leaving her a box at their front door. Yeah.

[00:15:37]>> I think I think like by the end of it, she finds out he impregnated her.

[00:15:43]>> Ooh, what? Yeah. Dude, that's kind of messed up.

[00:15:48]>> No, yeah, it's super messed up. He was like really like sick in the head.

[00:15:52]Should I look that up?

[00:15:53]No.

[00:15:54]>> I'm confused. Let's leave some mystique and mysteriousness in our lives. You know what I mean? Yeah, I guess I do.

[00:16:00]Yeah, I guess I do. What happened to us commenting like very not violent things, but like violent compliments? Like step on me 10 times and pull my hair out and crash in a car into me and then run over me three times over until I'm on the road. That trend kind of died.

[00:16:19]>> Like why does the why don't people compliment each other like that anymore?

[00:16:24]I don't know. I remember that, too, though. It was like stomp on me, you're so hot.

[00:16:29]>> It would be like rip all my teeth out, crash into me, build a building on top of me so my spine and then it collapses.

[00:16:37]Should we try to bring it back?

[00:16:39]>> I mean, I used to I used to comment stuff like that. Like Oh my god, punch me in the face. Like give me a black eye. I just found land, bro. Are you dead ass? I'm dead ass.

[00:16:51]>> Damn, you're desperate to find land. You won't even give this island a chance.

[00:16:54]>> ass. We're making a world out here.

[00:16:56]We're making a family. What about Donald? What about What about Pepper?

[00:17:00]I'm dead ass, Izzy, but it's so creepy.

[00:17:04]Really? I'm scared. Where are you? Can I find you again?

[00:17:08]>> on our island.

[00:17:09]>> I know, but where's the island?

[00:17:12]You should have brought a compass. Oh, [ __ ] Izzy. Even if you did bring a compass, would you really know how to use it? Uh it even if you had the chance to change your fate, would you? Type all question.

[00:17:24]Would you? Well, would you? No, I was just also thinking on the same thought train about the uh violent compliments. I love One of the my favorite genre of compliments is like straight women uh doing birthday posts.

[00:17:42]And it's like >> Yeah, I love that, too.

[00:17:44]>> I love it.

[00:17:45]>> It'll be for their best friend and it says like, "To the light of my life. I can't live without you. I can't breathe without you."

[00:17:52]>> I'm like, "Yes, I I support women in loving women." [clears throat] Not in the gay way, in all ways. And it's always so romantic. It's so romantic and it's so just like full of love. Every day I'm not with you. I can't sleep. I can't breathe.

[00:18:08]>> Literally and I'm like, "Oh my god." Like you guys are like you love each other. I love that.

[00:18:15]>> are in love. No, it's >> Platonic love.

[00:18:17]>> Exactly. And it just is like I just love when women love each other. It's just it makes me fulfilled. So, if I was a straight woman, I would probably put in my caption like, "I love to wrap my face in your bosom every day." And stuff like Are you sure you'd be saying that if you were a straight woman?

[00:18:36]>> I don't know. I just feel like their captions are always so like like that. I don't know if it's all wrap my face in your bosom. What the What is this sign saying to us? The carvings on the stone wall read, "Escape now." [ __ ] [screaming] I don't hear anything. What just happened? I don't hear any like TNT or anything. Izzy, get out of there. What are you doing? Somebody was trying to kill us. What do you mean? Can you come here? I just found a really cute fish.

[00:19:07]Dave had enemies. [ __ ] this fish is so cute.

[00:19:13]Emma, the rule of thumb is never fall in love with a fish. What about my friend octopus? Whoa, what is that?

[00:19:20]>> She's so cute.

[00:19:22]What the heck? Is this the thing from Nemo? The You just made me ink. Wait, wait, wait.

[00:19:27]When When did you get hair?

[00:19:30]What's on your head?

[00:19:31]>> Uh I grew hair. Well, it's actually it's like a hair install. Oh my god, I love her. I don't want to leave her. She's in the deep blue sea. That's where they belong.

[00:19:40]What I'm going to do now Don't look.

[00:19:43]>> is make myself a stone pickaxe and harvest some of that coal.

[00:19:47]I just killed some of her friends. We're not doing too shabby.

[00:19:51]>> We're not? No, I mean I'm growing melon.

[00:19:55]What the actual freak did I just hear?

[00:19:59]What?

[00:19:59]>> No, no, no, I'm coming back. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. I'm coming back.

[00:20:02]>> What was it? It was like this It's like this not a crescendo but like a Come over here. Is there something useful?

[00:20:11]>> Dude, I don't know. I'm so scared right now.

[00:20:19]I'll take a look. Where was I just Where was I?

[00:20:22]You're like over here, I guess.

[00:20:24]>> And go underwater cuz it stopped.

[00:20:26]>> get some of this clay. Cuz it stopped.

[00:20:37]I don't hear it anymore.

[00:20:39]You know what I was thinking about recently?

[00:20:41]>> What? The toxic gossip train.

[00:20:44]What were you thinking about that?

[00:20:47]I was thinking about how we're like team or whatever. Said that she can't say and say anything so she decided to [laughter] sing it. Dude, literally.

[00:20:57]What's that?

[00:21:00]Is that a person? What?

[00:21:02]I thought I saw a person.

[00:21:04]>> Come here. I I found something.

[00:21:05]>> But I think it's merely a silhouette of someone made of dirt.

[00:21:10]>> something scary, Izzy.

[00:21:13]What's this two by two square right here?

[00:21:16]I don't know.

[00:21:19]Let me look.

[00:21:21]There is an air pocket in it but Emma, are you going to drown?

[00:21:25][ __ ] yeah.

[00:21:28]Ouch.

[00:21:30]I'm scared of it, Izzy.

[00:21:33]Don't fear the unknown.

[00:21:35]Dude, you're so wise.

[00:21:36]>> Welcome, [ __ ] You're so wise.

[00:21:41]I'm going to die.

[00:21:43]Emma, don't die. Come back up. Come back up.

[00:21:46]>> Help me, I'm stuck.

[00:21:48]Oh, [ __ ] She's totally going to die.

[00:21:51][ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [panting] [ __ ] >> [gasps] [sighs] >> Jeez, yeah.

[00:21:58]>> air. I need air. Yeah.

[00:22:00]>> I have one heart.

[00:22:02]Aw, put my name a yellow heart. I don't think there's an air pocket.

[00:22:08]>> headed. Oh, [ __ ] >> it's a dud. It's a dud of a find.

[00:22:13]Damn it. Now I'm covered in the covered in the salty seawater.

[00:22:19]>> I almost just died. Like actually, like And when the sun dries the salty seawater, my skin gets all like dry and stiff.

[00:22:28]>> Yeah, mine gets super really moisturized and all my acne is gone.

[00:22:33]Yeah, and your hair gets super wavy.

[00:22:37]Dude, something's haunted about this island and I'm not even joking.

[00:22:42]No, I agree. I think it might be haunted. Yeah, I I think it actually is haunted.

[00:22:51]I just heard a spider.

[00:22:53]I can't tell if I'm doing something wrong with the melon farm or if it's because they weren't touching water.

[00:22:59]Oh, [ __ ] I I get it. The melons have to be like They have to have a surface to plop the melon onto.

[00:23:10]I think I'd not even joking like I think there's like a spawner down here.

[00:23:16]Really?

[00:23:17]>> here. Listen to the sounds I'm hearing right now. Are you mining? Yeah, cuz we need coal. I need torches. Could be a cave.

[00:23:25]>> Do you hear that? Kind of sounds like the spiders getting damaged.

[00:23:28]>> I know.

[00:23:31]I don't know.

[00:23:34]Uh do I have permission to eat one of the apple rations? Do it. You need to be strong for me. Top 10 romantic moments in Minecraft.

[00:23:43]>> Number 15.

[00:23:44]>> That was like definitely up there. The other day, Izzy and I This is so stupid. We were going to lie to get into this event and then we could We just couldn't lie.

[00:23:58]>> Wait.

[00:23:59]Wait, when? We were with our friend Geo and he got invited to this concert.

[00:24:04]>> Oh my god, yeah.

[00:24:05]>> And it was like actually the whole time.

[00:24:07]It was a long line. Like maybe the block the whole block. Yeah, it was probably It was a It was a [ __ ] event. I don't know if you guys are familiar. We were trying to get in and we didn't we didn't know about the event till we walked with him. Like we just like walked with him cuz we were grabbing a drink before and we're like we're going to do it. Like hell yeah, like we're going to lie. Like I'm one drinking. I have the confidence of one drink. And I'm like okay, Izzy, we're going to lie to this security right now. Like everyone does this. All the cool people do this. Like Yeah, like we're cool. We're chill. We're not anxious. We could go up and be like oh yeah, we know someone in there and can we please come in?

[00:24:47]>> Yeah, it's our turn next.

[00:24:50]We listen to the guy say oh, can I see your ticket or whatever.

[00:24:54]Izzy and I look at each other.

[00:24:57]Hell no, we're not lying. We run away.

[00:24:59]>> Dude, I couldn't do it.

[00:25:01]>> genuinely >> I have a heart of gold. Can you blame me?

[00:25:04]>> Dude, we genuinely ran away. And plus when I lie, I have like It's basically medically it's called reverse Pinocchio syndrome. Yeah. Um that's like the loose term of it but yeah, it's when like It's when your dick grows instead of your nose.

[00:25:21]>> Wait, what?

[00:25:23]Mhm. Why don't you lie more?

[00:25:26]It's kind of embarrassing.

[00:25:28]Yeah.

[00:25:30]So I I actually stopped lying a long time ago cuz >> no. Come here. Come here. Come here. I found something scary. Oh my god, I just fished up a clam.

[00:25:39]>> Oh, hell yeah. We're about to eat clam chowder. Can you come here? I found something scary and I genuinely think it's a spider spawner or like a grave an underground grave.

[00:25:49]>> me one second cuz I I kind of just got into my fishing flow. All right, I'm just going to go for it then. I'm so >> Just going to do that for a little cuz we are surviving again. I'm really scared, Izzy.

[00:26:01]It's no easy task, this [ __ ] And remember, people, it's called fishing, not catching.

[00:26:12]Okay, well, clam is literally not a food so can I please stop fishing that up?

[00:26:20]Ugh, >> [sighs and gasps] >> deep blue sea. What's that What's the fear of oceans called again? It's like It's called like >> [ __ ] there's a whole dungeon down there. The little spiders. [screaming] Oh my god.

[00:26:33]>> Wait, there's a spider spawner?

[00:26:35]>> I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. It's actually kind of good because then we can get a lot of string.

[00:26:40]>> a whole dungeon, Izzy. I think like the great vast ocean and the unknown is terribly scary.

[00:26:49]Just the way that it's kind of never ending and people forget a lot that a good percentage of the earth is freaking ocean. Um probably like 90%. I don't think it's 90 but I think it's pretty high.

[00:27:05]It just goes to show you what's unexplored. I just think about it this way. You can't see like actually whatever percentage of the ocean and we have no idea what's in the darkness.

[00:27:17]>> And all those fish that live in the deep sea pressurized areas.

[00:27:21]>> Exactly. And why do they lie to us about those giant squids and whales? They say it's fake but I believe it's real.

[00:27:28]Guys, if you see behind me, that red suitcase? Yeah.

[00:27:32]We're moving. We're moving in with each other. This is the announcement.

[00:27:37]>> Guys, we're moving in with each other.

[00:27:40]Also probably a good time to say that the first week of May, we will not be posting that week because we will be moving into our new home together.

[00:27:50]>> Yes, we are taking a little break. I'm really excited to show you the space and show you how we decorate it and just start this new chapter of life. Like it's giving settling down and starting a family, me and you. It's giving like we're going to make a home and instead of like >> [snorts] >> a place.

[00:28:13]Exactly. It's not just a place to live.

[00:28:15]It's going to be a home.

[00:28:16]>> Exactly. And I'm super excited for this next journey with Izzy with Izzy and I think that it's going to be awesome, guys. Can you come down here? I've been I think this place is is like actually like thousands of spiders. I'm not joking.

[00:28:32]Really?

[00:28:33]>> yeah, yeah. No, seriously. When you >> No, no, when you open this up, there's going to be spiders. Okay. Immediately.

[00:28:40]Spiders? Do you see that one? There's a Yeah, I see it.

[00:28:45]Oh, you're classic You're classic girl.

[00:28:48]You're so scared of these little spiders. Trust me, I won't let them hurt you.

[00:28:53]>> Thanks, babe. This is so gross. Uh do you have any torches? No, right?

[00:28:57]>> No.

[00:28:59]This is disgusting. It keeps biting me.

[00:29:01]>> Wait, it's because you're not This is not the right way.

[00:29:05]Oh. Let me make a little tunnel on the side so I can try to get the chests.

[00:29:09]>> Okay, I'll try to spot you here, babe.

[00:29:13]Dude, why are they so fast? That's the thing. They're pretty They're pretty quick, the Minecraft spiders. Ew, it's like cracking.

[00:29:21]>> People think you can mess with them but you really shouldn't.

[00:29:24]>> cracking.

[00:29:26]It's biting me, bro.

[00:29:31]Ow. Oh my god, I found a bucket.

[00:29:33]>> going to die?

[00:29:35]No way, I found cocoa beans. No way.

[00:29:39]Chocolate.

[00:29:40]>> to make cookies.

[00:29:41]>> We're going to make chocolate.

[00:29:43]Should I eat a cookie right now? Should we both eat cookies right now?

[00:29:47]Yeah, I want one.

[00:29:48]>> one. I'm going to get one, too.

[00:29:51]Oh, man. It's starting to rain. We're getting all wet. We don't have a house.

[00:29:56]This sucks.

[00:29:57]>> These cookies are from entirely Elizabeth. Look up entirely Elizabeth and make the recipe for the chocolate chip cookies, but can I just give you a little life hack? But, it's not really a life hack. It depends on your taste.

[00:30:11]But, comment down below if you're in support of no chocolate chip chocolate chip cookies. Emma, it's not just any storm. It's a thunderstorm.

[00:30:19]>> Bro, I hate thunder. It makes me so anxious.

[00:30:21]>> I'm actually scared right now.

[00:30:23]I love that name, entirely Elizabeth.

[00:30:26]I want to change my username to entirely >> Emma. It's like I'm giving my all.

[00:30:32]Yeah, and she did. She gave her all to the recipe.

[00:30:35]No chocolate chips. There's something so good about that.

[00:30:39]>> Mhm. Are you addicted to sugar? I think I am.

[00:30:44]Yeah, but I will say, I think a lot of people are.

[00:30:47]It's like I need to eat a sweet treat sometimes.

[00:30:51]I think like in the US, like a lot of people are addicted to sugar and it's not their fault. It's just because there's sugar in everything.

[00:30:59]Like, sometimes I'm like, I need that.

[00:31:02]Like, I need to eat a cookie.

[00:31:04]Oh, I need that cookie.

[00:31:08]Oh my god.

[00:31:10]Dude, yeah. Especially at night I get these crazy cravings and I'm like, yeah, I need to eat a cookie right now.

[00:31:19]Me and what's-his-name are staring at each other after you said that.

[00:31:24]Who? Donald?

[00:31:25]>> Mhm. His name is not Donald.

[00:31:27]>> Donald knows what I'm talking about, bro.

[00:31:30]His name is not Donald. Yes, it is. It's Donald. Donald has never touched a woman. Hey, you don't know that.

[00:31:41]>> I'm saying that as a fact.

[00:31:42]>> he's gay?

[00:31:43]Mhm. No, but I don't think he's ever touched a woman.

[00:31:47]Do you think sailors back then who used to live on a boat and stuff with each other would be intimate with each other cuz of the lack of Maybe. Maybe >> intimacy?

[00:31:58]Maybe they would go off with the mermaids, you know what I mean? I bet those mermaids show them crazy moves. Do you think mermaids are actually real? I actually do, yeah. Really? Yeah.

[00:32:10]Do you? No.

[00:32:12]I don't really believe they're real, but >> Wait, why?

[00:32:15]Like we said, deep sea.

[00:32:18]Maybe. Wait, why don't you think they're real? Like, because I It was It's the same train of thought as like >> too fantastical to me.

[00:32:25]>> Well, it's the same train of thought of like, we don't even know what's in the ocean, you know what I mean?

[00:32:31]Maybe they're real, but >> Mhm. I hear you munching that cookie.

[00:32:35]Maybe they're real, but I don't think that they look like I don't think they have human faces like half a human body and then the fish tail. Oh, yeah. Maybe they look different.

[00:32:46]Because if you think about it it's implying that a mermaid has the same amount of intelligence as like a human.

[00:32:53]>> True. So, why wouldn't they come to shore and why wouldn't they That's true, yeah.

[00:32:59]>> boats and stuff? Like, cuz they would probably at this point want to communicate with regular humans.

[00:33:06]>> That's actually true. Like, why wouldn't they try to communicate at least once?

[00:33:10]>> But, maybe there is like a fish that kind of looks creepy like a little bit like a human or something, but I don't think human skin and stuff cuz that just doesn't make sense. Why would a mermaid have human skin? Well, we have like monkeys, which are like very similar to humans.

[00:33:30]Yeah, it it I it would probably be like that. I was going to say, do you think the Once-ler is real?

[00:33:37]The what?

[00:33:38]>> The Once-ler.

[00:33:40]What is that? The Once-ler who speaks for the trees.

[00:33:44]I don't know what that is. I've never even heard of that. The one with the Once-ler, the one with the orange skin and the yellow hair.

[00:33:53]Oh, there's Sounds like an Oompa Loompa.

[00:33:55]>> There's my friend.

[00:33:58]Uh Keep that girl around. She actually is holding her weight.

[00:34:02]>> Yeah.

[00:34:03]>> But, why does this say the carvings on the wall? I don't know. I think it just meant the sign and it's just like one of those little just trying to be a little whimsical. Uh what are some things in your life you do to be whimsy?

[00:34:18]I don't think I'm naturally very whimsy of a person, but maybe Yes, you are. Uh like I collect porcelain dogs. That's That's whimsy, isn't it? Is that whimsical? Um uh what I do is every night every day Well, this is a recent thing and I've only done it once.

[00:34:40]But, I when I go on a walk, I make a turn that I've never done before.

[00:34:45]Really? And then it leads me on a new journey and I get to see new things.

[00:34:50]That's cool. And then also at night, I think about all the lucky things that has happened to me. We do. Emma and I will before bed, we we like to say what we're grateful for. It's important to remember what you're grateful for in life because often times often times things can feel pretty negative, but when you're reminded of what you're what you have gratitude for, it's actually very eye-opening and you remind yourself like oh there are so many good things in life.

[00:35:20]Yeah, we always say what we're grateful for. The lucky thing is new for me. I just I think it's good to remind yourself how in little ways like you do get your way and you know, even if it's a small win.

[00:35:32]Like, oh, I found a parking spot and it only took 3 minutes. I like that. I'm lucky. Yeah, I like that.

[00:35:41]It makes you feel good. A lot of things. And you know I'm a I'm a heathen. I love pleasure. I love to feel good.

[00:35:50]Can somebody make a compilation of Emma calling herself a heathen?

[00:35:54]>> excited when we get to play Minecraft cuz we don't get to play Minecraft every I'm drowning. I'm drowning. I'm drowning.

[00:36:01]Damn it, Donald. It's raining so much. I want to change his name.

[00:36:06]Pull your weight and build a hut.

[00:36:09]I want to change his name.

[00:36:10]>> Pull your weight and build us a structure. I think his name should be Patrick. I've already called him Donald multiple times. He's going to get confused.

[00:36:22]>> No, he won't get confused.

[00:36:24]He's going to get super confused.

[00:36:26]>> He's a fluid being.

[00:36:29]Really?

[00:36:29]>> Yeah. He told me. He's fluid.

[00:36:32]>> me He told me he feels like more masculine, though.

[00:36:37]He's fluid in his name, at least. Oh, [ __ ] The freaking night demons are here cuz we haven't slept. We have insomnia.

[00:36:49]DONALD, OUT OF THE WAY. Do you want to die?

[00:36:53]What is that?

[00:36:54]>> Emma, did you hear me that the night demons are here?

[00:36:56]>> Wait, what is that, Izzy?

[00:36:59]The demons that attack you cuz you don't sleep. Wait, actually cuz there's a weird thing over here in this area.

[00:37:07]So, what's up with Whole Foods? Going into Whole Foods and then you just want to steal stuff.

[00:37:13]Is that for a personal >> And what did you say? No, I heard someone talk about this recently.

[00:37:19]And no, I don't steal. It's just like the feeling of wanting to be bad and steal.

[00:37:26]Um I would I would probably like chalk it up to Or is it kind of like a a act of rebellion to big big companies?

[00:37:35]>> an act of rebellion. Is it kind of an act of rebellion to like that big com that big com [laughter] Yeah, that big com Get back at the big com Oh my god, bro.

[00:37:52]Let's just say I'm not even going to finish That's what she said. Oh. Oh, brother.

[00:38:01]I'm trying to make our melons grow.

[00:38:05]Oh, do the trick that trick in Judy Blume. I must >> Wait, what did she do again?

[00:38:09]>> she does this like exercise and then she eats a bunch of beans or something. I must I must increase my bust. I must I must All right, wait. You said Judy Moody, right?

[00:38:21]No, no. I I I think it's Judy Blume.

[00:38:24]Oh, Judy Blume. Is it?

[00:38:26]>> Do you remember Judy Moody, though?

[00:38:29]Do you remember Judy Moody and the Not So Bummer Summer? Oh my god, yes.

[00:38:35]Where she like makes herself an awesome summer list.

[00:38:38]>> But, I never read it.

[00:38:40]Wait, why can't I put the saddle on Pepper?

[00:38:44]She can't be tamed.

[00:38:46]Should we get on a boat and try to find land?

[00:38:48]>> did and I'll lead you to it, okay?

[00:38:51]Is it big land or is it small?

[00:38:53]>> It's ginormous, like actually.

[00:38:55]>> Is it actually?

[00:38:56]>> It is.

[00:38:57]Yeah, I'll follow you. I just need enough wood to make a boat.

[00:39:01]I want them to make music like, hey, ho.

[00:39:05]Hello. Wait, what's this song?

[00:39:08]I've been trying to say Geronimo.

[00:39:10]>> Saint Geronimo. Like stuff that's like low-key like it taps into that spiritual like Oh my god, we're about to like And the walls keep crumbling down in the city >> city that we love.

[00:39:25]>> like that that speaks to your spirit.

[00:39:28]>> too. I I miss it. I wish that we had more songs like a feel again by OneRepublic.

[00:39:34]>> god. Wait, follow me.

[00:39:37]Okay. Or something like um there's no more counting dollars.

[00:39:42]We'll be We'll be counting stars.

[00:39:45]Wait, do we know the coordinates of our island?

[00:39:48]>> Yeah, I just always just go back.

[00:39:50]Said no more counting or counting stars, yeah. Or but honestly feel again. But with you, I feel again.

[00:40:03]But with you, yeah, with you, I feel again.

[00:40:09]Or like Black Eyed Peas, like that was feel-good music.

[00:40:13]I'mma be up in the club doing whatever I like. I'mma be I'mma be popping that bubble You know what game I want to get back into? I want to play more Sims, but more Sims for myself. When I was young, I used to play Sims and I would just like live vicariously in that game.

[00:40:33]What would you make them do and stuff?

[00:40:35]Like get jobs and stuff?

[00:40:38]Yeah, and I will say I always made my main Sim like a very attractive man. Are you serious?

[00:40:45]Yeah.

[00:40:48]Here is he. Oh.

[00:40:51]>> [gasps] >> Land ho. Land ho, baby.

[00:40:55]We made it. Oh my god, a village. Oh my god, a village.

[00:41:00]Holy [ __ ] We effing did it, bro.

[00:41:03]>> We did it.

[00:41:05]A huge one.

[00:41:08]Well, guys, we hope you enjoyed this Minecraft episode. Tune in next time for us to discover this delicious-looking village in the horizon. And like we mentioned, we are going to be not posting next week. Make sure to subscribe so you can catch our new video when we're we're back from our break.

[00:41:29]And we love you so so much. Thank you.

[00:41:33]Woo!

[00:41:35]See you next time.