The Ultimate Norfolk Green Lane Adventure: Honda CRF 300L Dust & Banter 4K

Added: 2026-05-11

[00:00:00]Hello peeps, [music] and welcome to my Norfolk adventure. I seem to be going to Norfolk rather a lot. This one is a 140-mi off-road loop. Watch some unfit, below average trail riders struggle their way round. A couple [music] of us can hold up the pensioner card, but the rest, no excuses, really. The video contains some bad [music] language, plus the usual gibberish, which makes no sense to nobody, and the clips are in no particular order >> [music] >> to protect the innocent. Starting from one of our favorite spot, the Angel Inn, Larling in Norfolk, the perfect spot for camping, riding, and drinking, [music] but not in that order. So, come along for the ride and be amazed at the skills of these riders.

[00:00:42]>> [laughter] >> Where are you going? Are you all right?

[00:00:43]We're just heading out. We're going up to Honey.

[00:00:46]Well, that's the plan, anyway.

[00:00:49]We parked down there, didn't we? Nobody Nobody gave me any action. No.

[00:00:54]The only action you got is when you parked on that line there near Brandon, and you got propositioned by on that parking line, didn't you? Wow.

[00:01:02]Hey, Kev, do you want to hold up the I'm a pensioner card, and you come >> I'm going to play the pensioner card, yeah. Yeah, yeah, come up the front, mate, where you where there's no dust, and the Yeah.

[00:01:19]Yeah.

[00:01:20]You did that.

[00:01:24]Why did you have to do that? I'm trying That's nice.

[00:01:29]And whoops.

[00:01:31]Whoops. I don't mind the ruts so much.

[00:01:33]It's the [ __ ] whoops I can't stand.

[00:01:35]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, but what about when you have a rut that's a whoop, like that one?

[00:01:39]No.

[00:01:40]What have you just done?

[00:01:42]Dropping [ __ ] whoops.

[00:01:48]Oh.

[00:01:49]Yeah, just remind me to go to Essex next time.

[00:01:54]But we haven't done this in ages. I know, we haven't. It's got worse.

[00:01:59]It's warming me up, that's for sure.

[00:02:07]Cheering walkers up this November day.

[00:02:10]Look, look, look. Get the what the first car is.

[00:02:13]Yeah. A Mondial.

[00:02:19]That house is a bit isolated, isn't it?

[00:02:22]Have to get past the doggers every night to get home. Yeah.

[00:02:25]Yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:27]Straight through. Yeah. The bike My bike's doing all right. It's just my body ain't.

[00:02:32]>> [laughter] >> Adventure bikes ahead.

[00:02:43]Yo, dudes.

[00:02:53]Imagine how much front is going to wash out on them.

[00:02:59]You getting a shandy bit, yeah? Oh, [ __ ] that, yeah. Forgot about that. Yeah.

[00:03:04]Yeah, I've been there, done that on my Easter.

[00:03:07]Far too old to do it again.

[00:03:14]You just see a cloud of dust in front of me.

[00:03:18]It Well, it was a TRF Hertfordshire uh dawn till dusk.

[00:03:24]And he And he put a padlock on the gate and he said, "Oh, do you want a key?"

[00:03:28]And I went, "No, I don't want nothing to do with that, thank you."

[00:03:33]No, that's wrong. That's part of the risk, isn't it, manners? Oh, really?

[00:03:37][ __ ] hell.

[00:03:39]It One of them Yeah. One of them was having fuel anxiety after 35 miles.

[00:03:46]Oh, [ __ ] hell.

[00:03:49]What was it? One of those hover motors.

[00:03:52]Hey.

[00:03:54]I know the fuel [ __ ] broke down. I had to push it off the ferry onto the ferry.

[00:03:59]Really?

[00:04:01]Yeah, [ __ ] thing.

[00:04:13]Hansel and Gretel's house. Left here through the trees, left avenue of trees, left left left left left left left.

[00:04:22]I'll be here then, Dave.

[00:04:24]Which bit of left were you struggling with?

[00:04:27]>> [laughter] >> Couldn't see where we were looking.

[00:04:31]Well, left is left.

[00:04:33]>> He didn't tell you about that one, Dave, did he? No.

[00:04:37]I mean, left left left left left left left.

[00:04:40]No, no, it wasn't clear, was it?

[00:04:42]Oh, NO, NO.

[00:04:44]OH, HOLD ON. YOU SAID through the avenue of trees, and I was looking for an avenue.

[00:04:50]This This would be the avenue of trees.

[00:04:52]This This is more of a This is more of a boulevard.

[00:04:56]>> [laughter] >> Oh, shut the Shut the hell up.

[00:05:04]I can hear you. I can hear you coming.

[00:05:07]>> [laughter] >> Steve Styles leading a group, and I was leading a group, and we met each other coming in the opposite directions here.

[00:05:14]You shouldn't be doing that, should you?

[00:05:18]It was all >> Nearly collided big time. It was all worked out, so you didn't meet, did we?

[00:05:23]I know, but I kind of felt it.

[00:05:26]That's not the normally there, is it?

[00:05:28]Yeah, that's This is um We meet um If we meet a load of Range Rovers coming down here, what? No, that was the other side.

[00:06:09]>> Hey.

[00:06:10]Cameras on there. No names, no pack drill.

[00:06:20]Go get that chubster.

[00:06:22]Go get chubby.

[00:06:24][ __ ] hell, look at the state of this.

[00:06:26]Go get him.

[00:06:57]Oh, it's marijuana and this and that and it's to stop the deer getting in. Yeah, yeah, I will. [ __ ] hell. Oh. That four there in the middle. Kev should know what what a marijuana plant looks like and he says it's not marijuana, so it's just fine.

[00:07:13]Yeah, but Kev only knows the Bristol one.

[00:07:15]Oh.

[00:07:16]This is a new fan- a new fangled one.

[00:07:19]Yeah, the Norfolk special. Yeah. The ruin of St. James is what happened here again?

[00:07:25]Um so, back in the 15th century, it was a a lovely place, lovely um church and everything, and then some woman left her hair straighteners on and that's the result. Bloody hell.

[00:08:23]>> Around the corner.

[00:08:24]How she goes. How she goes.

[00:08:27]>> How she goes.

[00:08:28]How she goes.

[00:08:32]All right.

[00:08:33]I think his brain didn't have the processing power to see what was going on. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:38]What the [ __ ] is happening? I think yeah, I'm quite happy to just let him sort himself out. Worried about what side you're on.

[00:08:46]Tree on the left.

[00:08:55]You just see a cloud of dust in front of me.

[00:09:00]I've never seen it. I need to watch that. Oh, that is hilarious.

[00:09:03]>> Hey, you've got to watch it.

[00:09:05]I think it's like '70s.

[00:09:08]Yeah.

[00:09:09]Terry Thomas is a brilliant rotter, isn't he?

[00:09:12]Cad and a bounder. A cad, yeah.

[00:09:15]Albums of Led Zep.

[00:09:19]Uh, Dark Side of the Moon. Yeah.

[00:09:35]Oh my god, deep sand, max power.

[00:09:40]Coming up on the left.

[00:09:44]And then we vanished as if as if we were ghosts.

[00:09:48]Yeah, like in um um Blackadder the last episode of Blackadder.

[00:09:54]Yeah, that was kind of like when we could be bothered to make a decent video, wasn't it?

[00:10:18]>> [laughter] >> Look at that [ __ ] The little grom rider was really pleased to see us.

[00:10:27]Yeah, and the tide is in, look.

[00:10:32]>> [laughter] >> They're all looking at you.

[00:10:36]Keep going.

[00:10:37]It's not that far in, then, is it?

[00:10:51]>> [music] >> Did you see anything when that water dumped on you?

[00:11:01]Beg your pardon?

[00:11:02]>> That's right. He doesn't want to look at the rocks.

[00:11:05]There's some real crackers coming up shortly.

[00:11:12]Whoa, hell.

[00:11:14][ __ ] hell, yeah.

[00:11:16]You're running over everything.

[00:11:20]Nice little bench here.

[00:11:22]Couple of old boys sitting on there one day there was.

[00:11:26]Wanking each other off.

[00:11:28]Trust you, chubby. Trust you.

[00:11:31]I don't even know, but it may have been.

[00:11:33]of That was That was going to be a cultural bit, you know, and a It looks like [laughter] they've dressed it a bit.

[00:11:46]Yeah.

[00:11:52]Yeah, that used to be awful, didn't it?

[00:11:54]This is the worst line, I think, I've ever ridden.

[00:11:57]I hated it.

[00:12:01]Perhaps they've dressed it cuz Andrew rides his horse along here now. Probably Probably Yeah, it's probably as simple as that.

[00:12:11]Afternoon. Thank you. All right.

[00:12:18]It gets lots of good reviews, doesn't it?

[00:12:24]We went into the We went to the shop over there, and you told me off for not asking you if it was all right to stop, didn't you?

[00:12:32]I don't know.

[00:12:33]You shoplifted some stuff, I remember. I didn't shoplift anything. But you You said, "Oh, you didn't ask me if I wanted to stop." Like I'm a girl.

[00:12:47]Any bugs up here?

[00:12:51]Wipe your nose out, Kev.

[00:12:53]Yeah, thanks.

[00:13:02]Stopping.

[00:13:06]What's going on with this, then?

[00:13:14]Go up there. Up here, yes.

[00:13:17]You just go in front, Chubby.

[00:13:22]Why are you laughing? I'm not laughing.

[00:13:25]>> Why are you laughing?

[00:13:26]I'm not laughing.

[00:13:32]You know why I brought a saw after you down this lane?

[00:13:36]>> No.

[00:13:47]Ah, it's a lot clearer than it was last time I came up here.

[00:13:50]I think we sent Steve Didn't we send Steve Markum up here? Go, Steve. He's gone.

[00:13:58]Ah, that's a total that time. Have you ever done the Pingo Trail?

[00:14:03]The what?

[00:14:06]No.

[00:14:07]What is the Pingo Trail, Chubby?

[00:14:10]It's just up there on the left.

[00:14:12]>> something for children, is it? No, no, no.

[00:14:16]No, a ping a A pingo is a um ice age formation pushed up through the ground. And then now it's a round circle of water.

[00:14:29]There's loads of them around here.

[00:14:32]And I thought it was going to end up with upside down pineapples and pampas grass.

[00:14:39]I'm having a deja vu. I'm sure you've told me about this before.

[00:14:47]Oh, my knee.

[00:14:53]>> [music] >> Thanks for watching this video. If you've made it this far, well done. We can't offer you any therapy or anything like that. But we hope you've enjoyed watching us fool around in Norfolk and up to the seaside. But it's time for [music] us now to have a pint.

[00:15:10]So once again, thanks a lot. You've been marvelous. We'll see you on [music] the next one. Bye for now.