Why it sucks to be born as a Glass Frog

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[00:00:00]Your heart is beating right there, on full display. Not figuratively, literally. Through your transparent belly, every predator can watch your lunch digesting and count your organs like items in a vending machine. Welcome to life as a glass frog, where privacy died before you were even born. You're hatching from a slimy jelly egg sack glued to the underside of a leaf, and the first thing you notice, you're upside down, dangling directly above a stream full of fish who think you look absolutely [music] delicious. Your dad has been sitting on you for two straight weeks, fighting off wasps and keeping you from shriveling up. He looks rough. That thousand-yard stare of someone who hasn't properly eaten or moved in days. But hey, at least he stuck around. That's already more than most frog dads bother to do.

[00:00:47]You push through the gooey membrane of your egg, and gravity immediately becomes your first enemy. You're dangling by a thread of slime, and below you, the stream churns with hungry mouths. One wrong wiggle, and you're an appetizer. Your translucent body catches the filtered sunlight, glowing like a tiny alien. No pressure, but [music] mess up this first move and you're fish food. You let go and plop into the water below. Welcome to tadpole life, essentially a swimming stomach with a tail attached. The stream is full of hungry mouths, and you blend in about as well as a disco ball at a funeral. Every dragonfly nymph down here thinks you're on the menu. So, you spend your days hiding under rocks and munching algae.

[00:01:29]Thrilling stuff. Six weeks pass, and you've grown legs. Four of them, which is great, because you're about to need them. Your tail starts shrinking, your body transforms, >> [music] >> and suddenly you feel a strange, overwhelming urge to climb. Your first attempt at leaving the water is a disaster. You haul yourself onto a rock, but the four new legs refuse to cooperate. You flop around like a drunk spider before sliding back into the stream. Take two goes [music] better.

[00:01:57]You drag yourself out of the water and up the nearest tree trunk. Your sticky toe pads work like tiny suction cups.

[00:02:04]Very handy, since you're heading straight up into the canopy. The bark feels rough against [music] your delicate skin, and every few feet you have to stop and catch your breath.

[00:02:15]Who knew being amphibious was such a workout? By the time you reach the leaves, you're a proper [music] glass frog. Well, sort of. You're about the size of a coin and twice as fragile.

[00:02:27]>> [music] >> Your belly is so transparent that anyone looking up can see your heart beating, your lunch digesting, and sometimes count your bones.

[00:02:35]Subtle camouflage, really. Only works from above, though. Your green back does help you blend into the leaves. You set up shop on the underside of a leaf near the stream. This is home now. Get comfortable, because glass frogs don't exactly travel much. Night falls, and that's when things get interesting.

[00:02:56]You're nocturnal, which means while the rest of the world is asleep, you're out here trying to make a living. Your first hunting attempts are pathetic. A fly buzzes past. You shoot out your tongue.

[00:03:07]Miss. A spider crawls by. Miss again.

[00:03:12]You're starting to think maybe you should have paid more attention when dad was still around. Eventually, you nail a tiny gnat. Not exactly a feast, but everyone starts somewhere.

[00:03:22]Months pass, and you've gotten the hang of this hunting thing. Your tongue eye coordination improves, and soon you're snatching up all sorts of small insects.

[00:03:31]Life's looking up, until the rains come.

[00:03:35]Suddenly, every surface is slippery, prey is scarce, and bigger frogs are moving into your neighborhood. One night, a snake slithers past your leaf.

[00:03:44]You freeze, pressing yourself flat against the surface.

[00:03:48]Your transparent belly works against you here. The snake can literally watch your heart racing.

[00:03:54]After what feels like hours, it moves on. Close call. You're about a year old now, and something strange is happening.

[00:04:02]You feel oddly compelled to make noise, a lot of noise.

[00:04:06]You find a good leaf overlooking the stream and start calling.

[00:04:10]Your sharp, whistle-like peep cuts through the night air.

[00:04:14]You're advertising yourself to every female within earshot, while simultaneously announcing your location to every predator in the area.

[00:04:22]Dating is rough when you're made of glass.

[00:04:25]Night after night, you peep your little heart out. Other males set up nearby, turning the whole area into a glass frog singles bar. The competition is fierce.

[00:04:35]The guy on the next leaf has a deeper call than you. The one across the stream has a better territory. But, you keep at it, because what else are you going to do?

[00:04:44]After weeks of calling, a female finally shows up. She inspects your leaf, surveys your spot by the stream. This is it. Your big moment. She chooses you.

[00:04:56]You mate right there on your leaf.

[00:04:58]Romance in the frog world moves fast.

[00:05:00]She lays about 30 eggs on the underside of the leaf, then leaves. Thanks for the memories, lady. And just like [music] that, you're a single dad with a clutch of eggs to protect. You position yourself over them, using your body as a shield. For the next 2 weeks, this is your entire life. No hunting, no moving, just you and your future kids. Wasps are your worst nightmare. They love frog eggs, and they're not afraid of you. One shows up on day three. You kick at it with your tiny legs. It flies off and comes back with friends. You spread yourself as wide as possible, trying to cover every egg. Your transparent belly actually helps here. You can see threats coming from below. Still, it's exhausting. Some eggs near the edge start to dry out. You need to fix this fast. [music] You back up to the stream, soak up water through your skin, return to the eggs, and release the moisture over them. You are essentially a living water bottle.

[00:05:57]This goes on for days. Hydrate, protect, repeat. Day seven, disaster. A heavy rain starts. Now you've got the opposite problem. The eggs are getting too wet, threatening to wash away. You huddle over them using your body as an umbrella. Water streams [music] off your back desperately shield your future offspring. The leaf sags under the weight of the rain. You grip tighter with your toe pads. One wrong move and everything slides into the stream. A fly lands right next to you, but you can't risk leaving the eggs to catch it. Your stomach growls. Being a dad really sucks. Finally, the tadpoles start hatching. One by one they wriggle free and drop into the stream below. You watch them go with something that might be pride if frogs could feel such things. Your job's done. You're free.

[00:06:46]Back to the regular life of hiding from snakes and eating bugs. Except [music] you're exhausted. You've lost weight and all the good territories were claimed by frogs who weren't busy playing single parent.

[00:06:58]Years pass and you've become a veteran of the canopy. You've survived snake attacks, wasp ambushes, and even a close encounter with a bat that mistook you for a midnight snack. Your calling spot by the stream has become prime real estate. Younger males try to muscle in, but you've learned a few tricks. A well-timed [music] kick here, a strategic body slam there. You're not as spry as you used to be, but experience still counts for something. This is your fifth breeding season. Same leaf, same stream, same routine. But this time when a female shows up, she glances at you and walks straight over to the younger frog next door.

[00:07:37]Ouch. You call louder trying to compensate, but your voice cracks. The equipment's not what it used to be. You manage to attract a [music] female eventually, but the clutch she lays seems smaller than before. You guard them anyway, because that's what you do.

[00:07:52]The tadpoles hatch and drop into the stream, but you're tired, really tired.

[00:07:57]Recovery takes longer this time. Your reflexes aren't as sharp. A spider you would have caught easily last year escapes. [music] A snake you would have spotted immediately nearly gets you. Your transparent belly, once taut and clear, now looks a little cloudy. Even your sticky toe pads don't grip quite like they used to. One night, you're sitting on your favorite leaf when a young male shows up. He starts calling right next to you. The audacity. [music] You try to chase him off, but he's faster, stronger, and his call drowns out yours completely. By morning, he's claimed your spot. You move to a lesser leaf, but deep down, you know what this means. Your final season arrives, though you don't know it yet. You're slower, quieter, spending more and more time just sitting still. Hunting is harder when your tongue doesn't snap out quite right. You miss more often than you hit.

[00:08:48]Your see-through belly now shows a body that's seen better days. Even the insects seem less afraid of you. One rainy night, you're perched on a leaf when you spot a particularly plump, juicy beetle. You lean forward, tongue ready, but your worn toe pads finally give out. You slip, falling through layers of leaves and branches, your transparent belly catching the moonlight one last time. Then, a tiny splat in the stream below. The current carries you away, while above, a young glass frog swiftly claims your empty leaf, ready to start the whole transparent circus all over again. At least the fish who find you will be pleased. They can see exactly what they're getting, organs and all.

[00:09:31]>> [laughter]